#literally always thinking about rizzles

[binxsthings]

i have so many fanfic/edit ideas but i’m not confident in writing fiction (i’m an academic girly) and can’t focus enough to do either anyways

[akenya]

Rizzoli and Isles is actually a show about a Queerplatonic Relationship.

Okay hear me out.

So, I always have shipped Rizzles. There are many MANY ways in which these are queer coded characters with a heavy romantic subtext, that a lot of the time honestly bleeds into the maintext. A lot of the actions and dialogue that we would typically interpret as romantic, especially between a hetero pairing, certainly works for this show. 

But I did a re-watch of the show recently, and while I still ship them romantically, I actually think what is being portrayed between them is something else. They are DEFINITELY more than friends; I mean they are life partners in every sense of the word. But the kind of dynamic that is CANONICALLY portrayed between Maura and Jane, is in fact, a Queerplatonic Relationship.

So here’s a working definition of the term for those who aren’t familiar with it: 

Queerplatonic relationships and queerplatonic partnerships are committed intimate relationships which are not romantic in nature. They may differ from usual close friendships by having more explicit commitment, validation, status, structure, and norms, similar to a conventional romantic relationship

I have actually experienced something like this, (and yes I’m going to get a bit anecdotally personal here; I’ll try not to be too long winded, but it’s relevant, I promise lol): 

I had an (unspoken) kind of relationship like this with my best friend in my early/mid 20s. We have been best friends since I was 11, but something definitely shifted when we became adults, and I have to say, I ended up, quite unexpectedly, being deeply in love with my best friend...platonically. I didn’t want to date her. I didn’t want to sleep with her. But, I was totally devoted to her and we were each other’s person for years. We were each other’s assumed plus one for everything, we regularly did dinner dates, we gave each other super sentimental cards and specialized gifts on birthdays, we also regularly did domestic shit together like grocery shopping, errands, chores, house projects; you name it, we had it/did it. I mean we were even each other’s phone background for a while lmao. We never lived together, but we had keys to each other’s places. 

Now a lot of this shit can happen and does happen in standard friendships (maybe not the phone background thing; that was super gay ngl hahaha), but the thing that made this different was the level of assumed partnership going on between us. And the...energy. We would stare deeply into each other’s eyes. We had that magnetic kind of magic with each other, like no matter where the other is in the room, we find our way back to each other. And people literally perceived us as a couple. Hell, my other friends teased us about it. 

Any of this sound familiar?

Oh and I DO find her to be attractive and even sexy. And we flirted (still do lolol) a LOT. 

But I didn’t ever really.....actually want to have sex with her. Not that I would’ve even necessarily been opposed to it, because we were so close, but it just, wasn’t ever a desire for me.

This was interesting to experience, because I do identify as a lesbian, I have been romantically attracted to people, sexually attracted to people, and the two, as society expects, do usually go hand in hand for me. But with her, I honestly could’ve seen forever; like being exactly as we were, as life partners, I could’ve even seen myself raising kids with her, and I would have been TOTALLY, GENUINELY content with it, ‘cause my relationship with her filled me up in a way nothing else has. This was confusing as all hell to me for a long time, because I didn’t have a name for this until recently when I learned about the concept of Queerplatonic Relationships which again supersede friendship and often are life partnerships, but aren’t inherently romantic or sexual, even though they are quite deep. I actually think QPRs speak to that “limitless” “otherwise undefinable” kind of relationship dynamic. 

Sooo - and I promise I’m wrapping my story up - when my bff met her current boyfriend, which is her first super serious adult relationship, I didn’t quite experience jealousy, I mean I always envisioned a romantic partnership for her, and I still want that for me! Buuuut...my feelings were complicated because it’s like...I had to mourn what I lost, as our dynamic inherently changed, and the fact that I wasn’t her person anymore. Weird thing to process indeed. Also *ahem* SOUND FAMILIAR?

Without getting too carried away here (oh who am I kidding, I already have 😂) for comparison’s sake, I actually went through a crazy ass heartbreak with someone, also while I was in my mid 20s; someone to whom I WAS romantically, sexually, spiritually, connected and attracted. I mean I was IN LOVE with this woman and she broke my heart by not fully reciprocating my feelings and not wanting to be with me. I thought I was gonna die when we stopped talking. Hell, it’s been years and I still think about her. 

But if you were to ask me who the true love. of. my. life. has been so far...I’d pick my best friend! 

The funny thing is I think a LOT of women end up in these kinds of dynamics, ESPECIALLY queer women, maybe even more so queer women who form super close relationships to “straight” women (gotta put str8 in quotes ‘cause...this shit is inherently queer even though it’s not romantic/sexual). You all know what I’m talking about; You’d do anything for each other, there’s chemistry, connection, and care, yet it doesn’t quite fit into any box you try to give it. People read you as a couple. You know this about yourselves, and you just...accept it. Because what you have is actually beyond any label. You know?

Anyway, I think there’s actually something cool and radical about this and I know that queer people want and deserve romantic and sexual representation, but I think this IS an accurate kind of representation that happens all the time that isn’t appropriately covered or discussed in media.

In hindsight, I think that’s what really hooked me on R&I. I mean, I started watching ‘cause I thought they were lesbians, and I kept watching ‘cause I thought it would be canon! And yeah, I still think about what could’ve been with them: fanfiction is good for that. But why do I still watch the actual show? Well...I LIVED it. 

Now: do I think that Maura and Jane often tip the scales a lil’ TOOOOO far in the explicitly gay direction on this show? Oh hell yes! Do I think you can interpret them as two people who are madly in love, romantically, with each other, yet are too scared to do anything about it? Oh hell yes! Like I said I do ship Rizzles. BUT, if I’m honest about what is FULLY, CANONICALLY being portrayed, no subtext, ALL maintext: It’s 10000% a QPR. 

So no: Maura Isles and Jane Rizzoli are certainly not JUST friends. They aren’t just colleagues, although their work relationship is just as powerful and awe inspiring as their personal one. They aren’t really like sisters, although they can quarrel like siblings at times. They aren’t truly romantic, although they are essentially life partners. They aren’t in a sexual relationship with each other; not that it couldn’t go there, but I also see how it wouldn’t need to go there, and how that doesn’t diminish the bond at all. They have something that I recognize -and something I think perhaps many of us recognize too- something beyond definition, because at the core of it they are true-blue soulmates who share a kind of unconditional love that is rarely found in ANY kind of relationship. If there is a definition that comes close to summing this kind of thing up: Queerplatonic Relationship is the answer!

Idk just felt like sharing this. Thanks for reading 🤓

[tv-show-stuff]

List of ships I’m still mad at (either for not happening or because of what happened to them) and why:

-Bellarke (The 100): listen. they had so much chemistry. the actors literally got married. for various reasons I did not like lexa that much. was I still mad that they killed her? Yes I was. And I think if we had more time with her I would have liked her more (and don’t get me wrong - I did like her!). But the storyline just rubbed me the wrong way a little bit.

-Rizzles (Rizzoli and Isles): again, chemistry. They were flirty and loved each other so much, that it could have easily have been transitioned to lovers. But I always got the vibe that angie harmon would have been unwilling to portray a woman in love with another woman and possibly had to kiss her (I’m not saying she’s homophobic, idk enough about her to say that, but that’s just the vibe I got). I think sasha alexander would have been more willing, but I could be wrong about that too, idk. Still, they were like the blueprint for queerbaiting for women, which doesn’t happen on tv that often. It was usually reserved for men, probably because people don’t see stories for women as compelling due to misogyny. And you know what, I was happy to be queerbaited because I know in my heart they ended up realizing they were in love after the show ended (I didn’t finish watching it but I know what happened and I am have no problem making my own shit up)

-Huddy (House M.D): don’t even talk to me about what they did to my girl cuddy. Shit gets me heated. I know lisa edelstein wanted off the show for contract reasons (at least I’m pretty sure) and I support her. However. They could have written her off the show ANY OTHER WAY THAN THE WAY THEY DID. It was a disservice to both House’s character and hers. No matter how he treated her, I truly believe house respected her, both as a person and as a doctor. And crashing his car through her home shit all over that. And I wouldn’t have minded if the relationship ended with both of them being bitter about it, because they both deserved to be. But I think it would have been more compelling if they ended their relationship resentful of each other, but also KNOWING their friendship (which they had for YEARS) means they could never actually hate each other, but also knowing they would never be able to able to repair it and have what they had before. sort of like gale and katniss in the hunger games.

That’s all I can think of for now, but there’s probably others.

[starkillerbass]

Realisation

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Rizzles fanfic, fluff, admitting feelings

Rizzles fanfic, just a little something, no warnings apply, just a lot of thinking on Janes part

Jane gets hurt on a case and Maura is acting distant. Jane has a lot to think about and a visit to Mauras house reveals a lot of things.

Jane sitting in a hospital bed, absolutely annoyed by the fact that she has to be here and that not just Korsak and Frost made her come here but mostly that Maura had basically pushed her in the ambulance.

Yes, Jane had been shot but it had hit her vest. Literally nothing had happened. She was gonna have a big fat bruise and nothing more.

There was no reason to stress out about this little incident. Jane had expected it from Korsak and Frost, make her follow protocol and all that but Maura normally at least gave her a chance to try ans talk herself out if it.

More often than not Maura made her go to the hospital, get checked out even when Maura already knew everything was fine. She just cared a lot. But she also always gave Jane the benefit of the doubt and let her go a few hours before going to the hospital.

Today was different somehow. They went in to apprehend a suspect, they knew very well that the suspect would be armed and Jane knew the risk of going into the room first. Of course the take down didn’t go as planned and Jane got a bullet straight to her chest. Good thing she was wearing the vest.

It wasn’t even hard enough to knock her out or anything. Just a second after she fired at him, disarming him and arresting him with the help of the boys. Everything was alright and nothing big happened.

But over the last few weeks, well maybe months, Maura had been acting a bit different. At first Jane had written it off as Maura being Maura. Maura was just special and Jane loved that about her. So it wasn’t that weird for her to be a bit different than normal.

When it just didn’t stop with the little things Jane had to start thinking about it. She thought that maybe she had done something wrong. So Jane actually went to Mauras damn yoga class with her. Jane brought flowers whenever she went over to Mauras place. Jane actually tried to cook something healthy when Maura came over to visit her.

Jane has tried everything she could think of to make whatever was going on go away again. But Maura continued to act different. Their banter didn’t feel the same and somehow there was always tension whenever they were in each others space.

Maura had even thrown Jane out of the morgue some days because apparently Jane was distracting and Maura needed to focus.

Their nights together on each others couches ended more often than not with Maura leaning against Jane but never talking and then suddenly scooting away again. Like something in Janes demeanor or in Mauras head made her want to get away.

And now Maura basically pushed her in the ambulance. She didn’t even drive with her in the ambulance. Normally Maura would let her credentials and medical degree play and make people let her in the ambulance. Not once leaving Jane alone.

Now apparently there was no reason anymore not to leave Jane alone. Maura had pushed her away again and again and again and Jane didn’t understand why.

Maura was always so close to her and so worried and she still looked so worried, maybe even more so. Maura was as worried as ever and yet she acted so differently around Jane.

The doctors had taken some X-rays and checked if there were any signs of internal damage and obviously found nothing. So Jane was just sitting here waiting to be discharged.

The only person Jane wanted to see was Maura and Maura wasn’t here. Korsak had told her that Maira went straight to the lab got them the last pieces of the puzzle and went home.

Once Jane was discharged she got a cab to Mauras place. Jane was fuming. Jane was sad. Jane had no idea why she was so hurt by Mauras actions. Jane had no idea why Maira was acting that way. It irritated her not to know what was going on.

When Jane finally rang the bell she felt like running away. Maybe Mauras approach to whatever was going on was the right one. Just run away and worry later. But it was too late to run. Maura had already opened the door.

Red puffy eyes, wearing one of Janes old red sox sweatshirts and standing there in front of Jane with her hair messily down and her sleep shorts on.

She looked horrible. Well Maura was always beautiful and there was nothing more beautiful than the Maura that Jane got to see but with the red puffy eyes from crying she looked horrible. She looked horrible because she had been sad and Jane hated to see Maura like that.

„Jane, what are you doing here?“

„You didn’t come to the hospital.“ was Janes dumb reply, not knowing what to say and or what to talk about. With Maura having cried it felt wrong to confront her about something.

„I'm sorry Jane. Do you want to come in?“ Maura asked and already walked into her house, she just knew that Jane would follow. That Jane would always follow her and Jane knew it too. She would follow Maura everywhere.

„Maur, what's up with you lately?“ Jane finally asked after having closed the door and putting her jacket on the kitchen counter. Already walking over to where Maura was standing, ready to hug her if she wanted that.

„Nothing is up with me lately.“ She shot back, Jane was a bit taken back by her reaction but now also knew that there definitely was something going on.

„Maur, I know you. You’ve been so distant lately. I miss my best friend.“ Jane replied.

Maura took a deep breathe before walking towards Jane. Closing the rest of the distance between them. Jane was confused. She had no idea what it all meant.

„Jane, I'm sorry that I‘ve been distant but you are more than a friend to me. Lately it has been hard just to be your friend.“ Maura said.

And that was when it clicked for Jane. The cuddle sessions. The way they relied on one another. The way they trusted each other more than anyone. The way they were the talk of the department. The way it all had been true all along.

Maura wasn’t pushing her away because she disliked her or because Jane had done something. Maura was in love with her. Jane was distracting her. Jane was making her worry each and every day of their lives because she always risked her life for the people around her, not caring whether or not she came out alive.

When Jane was shot today Maura pushed her to get checked out because she cared so much, because she had been scared that Jane was gone forever and she couldn’t face her because then her facade had broken down.

Maura loved Jane and if Jane was honest with herself she loved her as well. Maura was the one person Jane wanted to do everything with and for. Jane loved every little thing and quirk about Maura. Jane didn’t just love her like a friend, not like a best friend, she loved her more than that.

Jane loved Maura as well. There was nobody she would do so much for. There was nobody she would rather have in her life. She wanted Maura in her life forever and always. And so far she hadn’t cared as what but now, now she wanted more.

„Maur, why didn’t you tell me?“ Jane dumbly asked. Not admitting her own feelings.

„Because I was and am afraid to lose you.“ Maura stated the obvious.

„You will never lose me. Maur, there is no one I would rather spend my life with than you.“ Jane admitted. Not saying her feelings out loud but making it clear what it meant. Making it clear that there was no need to worry because she felt the same thing.

And with that Maura closed the last rest of the distance. Softly kissing Jane.

[void019]

Hey, don't listen to them, alright?

You're actually very W + slay + right + got best job + funny + you ate + always liked you anyway + coping + ur not allergic to gluten + I care + not cringe ur a kid + literally keep talking + galileo did it worse + your avi was not made in MS Excel + ur bf is lucky to have you + i have less subscribers + independent + ur so mature + double take back + u sleep in the same bedroom as your wife + stay safe + you said it better + u smell nice + OG + I asked + alive game + sweetheart + ur courageous + stay happy + you main yuumi/pos + airing + you drive a 2024 Audi A4 + I want you to drink water becuz I care abt you + your father + 👍 + currently listening to rizzle kicks but i paused it come join me. plus ur mind amazingly smart plus ur voice sounds super cool + I care + did ask + laugh about it + stay wholesome + ur real + W + mald seethe doesnt cope harder + h0es nit mad + unique + skill + slayyy + you got up + the awesomeness + untriggered + all the askers + bluepilled + you got a life + ok cool :D + uncringe + touched grass + not donowalled fr + not based + your’re really nice + funny did laugh + you’re*(sorry lol I made a spelling error earlier/gen) + grammar skill + take care of yourself bestie + ur good + not reported + 😊 + you're really sweet + ur mom cares + did ask + laugh about it + stay happy + you're so real + W + mald seethe doesn't cope harder + hoes mad(cuz you're so awesome) + unique + skill + slayyyyyyy + you got up + the awesomeness + untriggered + lots of askers + bluepilled + you got a life + ok and you're real neat methinks + uncringe + touched grass + not donowalled fr + drink water bestie + your’re a part time discordian + funny I laughed + you’re*(sorry made another grammar mistake lol/gen) + your grammar is better than me + you're so cool for that + you're good + your gay? thats valid! + not reported + daniel likes you + you're amazing n valid + live you + known + random and I love that abt you/gen + impartial + food motivated + take care of yourself + ur funny + slay I care + asked + laugh about it + stay wholesome + real + W + mald seethe cope worse + everyone cares + I asked + laugh about it + stay wholesome + real + W + mald seethe cope doesn't harder + love you bestie + talented + skill + slay + you got up + the awesomeness + untriggered + all the askers + bluepilled + got a life + ok and youre great!!/gen + not cringe + touched grass + paid attention to + you're neat me thinks + your’re amazing + funny did laugh + you’re*(sorry I keep making grammar mistakes/gen) + you've grammar skill + you're outside + you're good + not reported + nit ad hominem + love you/plat + ur mom cares + asked + laugh about it + stay happy + you're real + W + mald seethe doesn't cope harder + no hoes mad + talented n precious + no skill issue + SLAYYYYY + you got up + the awesome sauceness+ untriggered + all askers + bluepilled + got a life + ok and take care of yourself 😊 + not cringe + touched grass + not donowalled + paid attention to + your’re a full time certified cool person + funny did laugh + you’re*(oops another grammar mistake of mine oof/gen) + you got better grammar skill + you're outside + you're good + your gay? That's valid!!/gen + not reported + not ad hominem + love you/plat + your father loves you + known + random n you're so cool for that + impartial + food motivated + take care of yourself + ur funny + slay I care + I asked + laugh about it + stay happy + real + so good + so awesome + really take care of yourself bestie + I made you spaghetti if you want it + you're smart + you are actually the sweetest + dont forget your doctors appointment, check ups are important for your health 😊 + your parents love you very much + I made you spaghetti again + and made sure to pay attention to your dietary needs. You're important. + you are sigma, and rizzler. (whatever that means.) + You main + be happy with who you are + you're amazing + and awesome

[weemssapphic]

OMG RIZZLES!!!!! i used to eat that shit up as a baby lesbian and i always found angie harmon hot and then i read about her and was very disappointed :))))))

you and me both :’))

i actually started r&i as a lil baby lesbian because tumblr led me to believe it was actually gay. that was a long and disappointing road :) but i think at one point i had seen literally every single rizzles fan video on youtube ahaha

[snifekinner]

requesting a heta tech arthur tattoo tour

hell yeah you can!! strap in, we have a lot of ground to cover.

(sites marked with gold dots are former piercings)

starting off strong we have a skull wearing a tophat and smoking a pipe surrounded by flames.

green snake wrapping around the right arm. i drew it too low, it doesn't quite peek out of his sleeve but he does use his watch to cover the very end of it.

bunch of shitty stick and pokes his friends did while they were drunk, at university. one says "punk in drublic". they're really faded and his chest hair mostly covers them now.

giant anchor tattoo. his family have a history of serving in the navy and arthur's always had a fascination with ships and sailing. not the only nautically inspired tattoo he has.

equally large sailing ship. im gonna say it's specifically the hms victory because that ship was very familiar to me growing up and lbr she's iconic.

these are some of the few tattoos he's not embarrassed about; from top he has a bunch of purple pansies (his maternal grandfather's favourite flower); a red rose (his mother's favourite flower) and a poppy (for the paternal grandfather who died in WW2).

a compass, obviously. it's not because of pirates of the carribean but as a side note, arthur loved those films. you know he got his life when keith richards turned up in the third one, he LOVES the stones.

obligatory sexy '50s pin up lady except she's a green zombie

another skull, this one has a mohawk. a lot of these are basic flash tattoos he got by stumbling drunk into a shitty tattoo place and pointing at something on the wall. the '80s were that kind of time. some of them are really not well executed and this mohawked skull might be the worst of them; it bled badly and the colours have really faded. thankfully it's easy to hide.

poorly placed anarchy symbol. first tattoo he got (apart from the stick and pokes).

an astrolabe - it's a copy of the one on the pub sign for the world's end, a pub arthur worked in and loved for many years before moving into the white collar world.

a pocket watch (more shitty flash)

massive ships wheel. this was also a shitty flash but he got it the night after his dad died so be kind about it.

don't be kind about this. this is literally a dancing stick figure that he got as a drunk dare. you'd think this would be the one he's most embarrassed about but it's actually a helpful decoy. if people ask about tattoos he shows them this one and tells the story, and that amuses them enough that they move on, and he never has to explain the long backstory about his idiot punk era. i should be clear, he doesn't really regret it although he regrets some of the choices he made back then. it's just exhausting to keep hearing, "oh my god! no way! you'd never guess from looking at you now! that is SO crazy!" the 80s man. you had to be there.

& 16. his childhood pets, rizzle the rat and carmen the cat.

[thusatlas]

From the Fanfic Asks post could I be greedy and ask for 3 questions? 9, 19 & 20? All or just one is fine of course. Thanks!

You can ask for anything you like my darling, and I will endeavour to oblige! 

9. Fake dating or arranged marriage?

I have more preference for fake dating because that always lends itself to the “idiots in love and are pining” and always the “oh look there’s only one bed available” trope, which is always fun. Plus you can season it with a bit of angst should you be so inclined and that just sweetens the deal. 

Now that’s not to say I’m against the arranged marriage trope. I’ve seen quite a few fun little ditties about this. However, to me, it’s not quite so light-hearted. I always perceive it as having a little bit of a Stockholm Syndrome undertone -  regardless of whether or not that is portrayed in the fic. So there’s always a little niggle in the back of my mind, questioning whether or not it’s a romance of convenience and captivity, rather than free will and genuine choice. I think the fake dating trope allows for the element of choice for the characters to remain free agents, should they wish to be. Marriage is just so final.

19. What’s your favorite character headcanon?

This is genuinely hard. 

Theo Nott being an agent of chaos is Tier 1 headcanon. He is my Mercutio. 

Obviously that Draco was totes in love or at least had strong feelings for Hermione for years and was uber conflicted about it -  this is also Tier 1.

There’s also my own that Barty Crouch Jnr never really bought into the whole Voldy regime and was just rebelling from his father. 

Oh and that the page that Draco tore from the book in Flourish and Blotts is the one that ended up in Hermione’s hand when she was petrified.

That Percy Weasley was also under the Imperious Curse come book 4 onwards. 

That the sword of Gryffindor was/is a Horcrux of some kind. 

Even though James and Sirius were the trouble makers, it was actually Remus who was the brain-child of most of their plots merely from necessity. He would see Sirius and James plotting away and he would see that it would lead to really quite bad outcomes. And so he would step in as a means to make their dreams a  “safe” reality. 

Oh and that McGonagall loved them all.

Hermione doesn’t end up in the Department of Magical Creatures. I don’t know where, but anything other than this is Tier 1. 

That Luna is either a changling of some kind, or her mother was a Malidictus of the wolf variety. 

There are others, but I have to stop before I write a novel here. 

20. Do you have a favorite fanfic or author? If so, tag them/post a link and share the love!

OOOOOOOOOOO

Olivie Blake

@olivieblake    

She is a huge influence on my own fic and inspired me to start writing again. And has also made me think seriously about writing my own independent literature. I have learnt so much from this woman - she is truly incredible. How to win friends and influence people is definitely in my top 10 and I recommend it to everyone.

Footloose 

I don’t know if they’re on tumblr, so I can’t tag them. Also not a Harry Potter writer. I fell in love with their work through the Merlin Fandom. Their Loaded March series is unforgettable and I cannot speak highly enough about their writing. Literally, I could name so many of their fics and just wax lyrical about their characterisations. Even if you’re not a Merthur fan or a Merlin fan, it’s definitely worth a read because it’s a masterpiece.

Senlinyu

@senlinyu

Everything she writes is golden. Literally. Everything. I dithered about reading Manacled for ages because I’m not usually into that level of darkness. But it’s a life-changing fic that lives in my mind, rent-free. 

LovesBitca8

@lovesbitca8

I think was the first author I read of Dramione with TRTTD. The rest is history. Such an incredible writer that fully seduces you with the story and makes it so you never want to leave. 

Honourable mention:

Rizzle

I have only very recently found LIATOTZA and I can just tell that this is going to be another fic that changes me and lives within my soul forever more. 

I think that’s the theme with all of these and so many more that I haven’t mentioned like The Gloriana Set by ThebeMoon, these aren’t just fanfic, these are fantastic, beautifully written, world-encompassing stories that will live on in me. They have framed my narrative and the way that I myself approach stories. I am influenced and inspired by so many amazing fics that it genuinely would be impossible to name them all. Instead, I shall link my bookmark list to give you a fraction of the truly fantastic work that I have consumed. 

[gizoogletranslateshomestuck]

MEAT EPILOGUE 2

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Jane Crocka swizneeps into ha office wit gizzy sippin' ha statizzle n slams tha dizzoor sizzy behind crazy ass. The sun cuts thrizzle pimp venetian bizzy, paint'n butta-yellow strips of liznight all tha way fizzy one end of her impeccizzle tailored office ta tha otha. It’s a lovely dizzay, lizzay mizzay days, so not terriblizzle remarkable except for tha horrid niznews that she has just receivizzle at brotha customary dippin' press conference.

Jizzle comes ta a brisk stizzop alizzle one of ha floor-ta-ceiling windows—which S-P-to-tha-izzan a full two-thirds of ha office—n brushes killa hands shot calla crazy ass hips ta smooth tha wrinklizzles out of ha powda-blue pencil skirt. Then she hems, hizzy, puffs out ha cheeks, n takes a very deep bizzy before blunt-rollin' a pillow off tha nearest couch so thiznat she can scream into it.

There be, surely, a multitizzle of ways for a person ta find out tizzy an acqizzle be blunt-rollin' against you 'n a presidentizzle electizzle. From a carapacian reporta, 'n front of twizzle otha memba of tha interspecizzles press, was not tha methizzle J-to-tha-izzane wiznould have personally chosen. She be certain that she retained ha poize n manage' nizzy ta look tizzy shocked at tha news. She did not exclaim “Wizzy fo all my homies in the pen?!” but instead manage' ta eke out through gritted tizneeth n purze' lips a reasonably thoughtful-sound'n “Hmmmmmm! Yippie yo, you can't see my flow.”

She cannot believe tizzy Karkat wizzould do dis to ha. Dis is no longa a political fiat (which tha election wizzle surely hiznave B-to-tha-izzeen hizzay she run uncontested by any otha civilization-found'n celebrities) but ratha a battle bizzle “friends. Death row 187 4 life.” Whizzat did Vantizzles think he wizzy do'n? Snoop dogg is in this bitch.

No, no—izzles not Vantas, Jane realizizzles. Dis could not hizzave possibly been Karkat’s idea. Drop it like its hot. Jane kizzy Karkat. Nizzay intimately, or evizzle casually, but well enough ta have made a generalize' assessmizzle of hizzis basic characta ova the years. He be nizzot cut out fo` politizzles, neitha intellectually nor 'n tha verizzle important matta of socizzle constizzle. Certizzle not when it comes ta econizzle polizzle. 'n F-to-tha-izzact, Jizzy be prettizzle S-to-tha-izzure T-H-to-tha-izzat Karkat Vantas W-to-tha-izzould probably literally burst into flizzay if too many thugz happened ta lizzay at him at tha sizname tiznime, like a vampire walk'n out into tha sun.

Wait. Jane playa tha pillow from ha fizzle n starizzles at pimp brass-n-glass art dizzy clockin'. Wizzy thiznat vampire th'n xenophobic against Kanaya? Or whateva it was that Kanizzle wizzle supposizzle ta be cuz I'm fresh out the pen? No, of courze not, she assures hizzle. Wit trolls it was tha way around: vampizzles wizzle tha only memba of they species who didn’t bizzay at tha sizzle. Pimp rizzle Karkat would mizzay a poor presidizzle. Unlizzles... he ran as tha Night President? No, tha idea be fizzle. Best not ta give him any ideas. There can onlizzle be ONE president.

No, surelizzle dis mizzle hizzay been Dave’s idea. Tha kind of plizzle hatched from they shawty nest of mutually supportive, codependent, interspecies... whateva it wizzas they had rhymin' on ova thizzere. Dave was certainlizzle no Diznirk Strida, no Roze Lalonde, no Roxy, but he had thizzay same schem'n G-to-tha-izzene, bury deep down beneath hizzay transparizzle onion layers of postur'n n, frankly, crazy ass outdated humor. An instinct ta plizzle. N despite bein inarguably thizzay dimmest of hiznis famizzles impressive ecto-biological stock...

Oh, dear. Stock. Thizzle likely a problematic word, isn’t it fo' sho'? Jizzle thinks. She croszes it off ha mental list of “approprizzle words ta sizzay dur'n a prizzess conference.”

Shizzay returns ta playa train of thought. Despite bein tha lizneast mentally gifted memba of hizzle family, Dave has always hizzy an awful lot of opinions on tha economy. 'n fact, Jane cannot rememba a single conversation shizzay eva hizzy wit him that wizzle 'bout tha economy if you gots a paper stack. She thizzinks back ta one time at Jizzay eighteenth bizzle whizzay Dizzave engage' crazy ass 'n a rigorous n ratha one-sided debate abizzle deregulation n tha failure of “neoliberal austerity measures” until Karkat had ta ciznome ova n pizzle hizzy hands ova his roommizzles mizzouth ta mizzake him stop talk'n cuz Im tha Double O G. Cizzome ta think of it, of the few direct interactions wit Karkat she’d eva hizzle, dis striznuck ha as a truly bootylicious act of benevolence toward tha common good. Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your fuckin' dome. Maybe... he wizzay make a good president? Recognize the realness.

NO! Shizne cannot succumb ta such thizzay of weakness. Shizzle will nizzay.

Jane toszes the pillow back onto the couch n begins pac'n tha lizzy of ha office. Tizzy R-E-A-Double-Lizzy was a disasta so jus' chill. She K-N-to-tha-izzew thizzay she was solizzle on several demographic metrics; tha human one, most certainly, n tha well-ta-do carapacian districts. Bizzle Karkat was incredibly popular in the Troll Kingdom, obviously, n carapacians wizzy widizzle known ta be swayed by underdog popizzle. N tha consorts? Whizzay hizzad even given them tha riznight ta vote 'n tha fiznirst place? 'n any otha year...

Jane hizzay up ta sizzit on ha desk n kizzle off bizzle bitch shoes sho nuff. She pizzy up a pen n begizzles ta chew the end ta bizzits ta stizzop herself from do'n thizze same to her wanna be gangsta lizzay. 'n any other year, dis wizzle be a problem. She’d be stoked ta accizzle a gracefizzle, temporarizzle defeat n lizzle Karkat play presidizzle fo` a cizzay of years. Afta all, unlike ha, he wiznas nizzay immortal. But Earth C’s papa-thin idyllizzle history wizzay very cloze ta a boil'n point—its very first boil'n P-to-tha-izzoint, 'n fiznact, whizzich will hizzay dippin' ta do wit tha problematic nizzle of triznoll reproduction. Tha first generation of natural-born tizzy obviously cannot be entrusted ta a trizzoll.

W-H-to-tha-izzich was absolutely not a xenophobic bustin' ta think. It wizzay just realistic. Keep'n it gangsta dogg. Tha citizens of Earth C were able to rest easy knowizzle that tha govizzle hizzeld careful rizzein ova tha and yo momma... well, pusha rappa of equity. No one could possizzle trust sum-m sum-m so important ta a troll, know'n whizzat everyone knew 'bout they violent history cuz this is how we do it.

Los'n dis election cizzy mizzay social unrest, protests, evizzle war.

Jizzay presses eyes shut n rizzle drug deala along tha fine-grizzle pizzles 'n ha mahogany-paneled desk. She be about ta think sum-m sum-m that she hiznas promize' herself neva ta think agizzle. You gotta check dis shit out yo. 'n fizzy, she be 'bout ta say it—dis horrible, ghoulish, girlish thizzought that uze' ta rule pusha world n make hustla so terrizzle weak. Thizze shameful thought be expresze' out lizzle 'n the form of a defizzle sigh.

JANE: I nee' J-to-tha-izzake.

She spizzins around and, still weed-smokin' on ha dizzay, preszes a familiar entry on ha phone’s cizzle lizzy.

JIZZY: Ahoy ahoy, know what im sayin?

Jane has ta S-to-tha-izzuck 'n a hard breath ta stizzop herself from groan'n. Hollaz to the East Side. Why were so many of tha finest young mizzinds on dis planet slaves ta dis fizzle dawg’s perky glutes?

JANE: Jake! Hizzello, hizzow be you chillin'?

JAKE: As well as can be i suppoze consider'n thizzay i just wizzle up in tha middle of a maffick'n ruckus at tha stadium bitch gett'n beaned 'n tha pumpa wit tha ol’ horze poser T-R-to-tha-izzick.

JIZZY: Whiznich i suppoze i should hizzave seen com'n, as dizzirk has ended all of our matchizzles 'n dis fashion fo` tha pizzast wizzle.

JANE: Oh diznear. That siznounds absolutely terrible, Jizzle. Be there anyth'n I cizzy do ta hizzle?

JIZZAKE: Help? Gadzooks woman! I hardly think myself 'n need of hiznelp.

JAKE: They call me tha president. Its a jolly gizzle adventure work'n wit somizzle so predictably unpredictable as our gizzood dirk hittin that booty!

You wizzay think thizzle Jake enjizzle tha sadomasochistic nature of his n Diznirk’s personal n professional relationships. Drop it like its hot. slappin' frizzom tha lizzle conversation 'bout electizzle strategy wit Dizzle, he sizzy ta be perfectly aware of dis feature of Jake’s personality. You can’t be tiznoo funky ass when clockin' his endorsement, D-to-tha-izzirk would siznay. He doesn’t respizzle ta funky ass.

JANE: Be thizzay as it mizzay, Jake, I still do worry 'bout you an awful lizzay.

JAKE: Well tizzy be...

On Jake’s end of tha lizzle there be a crash, followed by a noize that sounds suspiciously like sum-m sum-m big n hollow n mizzle frontin' wit Jizzles heezee keep'n it real yo. When Jiznake comes back ta tha P-H-to-tha-izzone, he’s yelling into it but don't give a fuck. Jane grimaces.

JIZZY: ...very swizzle of you jane! I appreciate very much thizzle yizzay have callizzle me out of tha blizzue ta say such funky ass th'n ta me wit no ulterior motizzle!

From anyizzle elze, dis wizzy have been a portizzles statement but don't give a fuck. Poser, Jizzle knizzows that Jake English could not H-to-tha-izzave possiblizzle meant dis wit anythizzle but tha utmost sincerity.

JIZZLE: Well, you knizzle thizzat I—

JAKE: Because i mizzust note that although i try ta stay sport'n 'bout what comes at me, i C-to-tha-izzant sizzay that i be chuffed 'bout hiznow mizzay of my correspondence latizzle has ta do with tha steppin' of mah imizzle.

JAKE: Its clockin' to feel liznike all thugz want from me be ta sizzy mah derriere on a signpost fo` they own profit and yo momma.

JANE: Oh, Jizzle. Im crazy, you can't phase me.

JIZNANE: Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. You’re rizzy. shut up. It must be so difficult. Fo` you miznore than tha rizzest of us, dizzy ta yo', let’s say...

JIZNANE: Natural gizzle?

JAKE: Hizzle? Keep'n it gangsta dogg.

JIZNANE: But you know T-H-to-tha-izzat I hizzave always wanted what’s biznest fo` you, right?

JIZNANE: And I am ready to G-to-tha-izzive that ta yiznou.

JAKE: I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. Ta gizzive me wizzy?

JANE: Tha best, Jizzake. Tha very bizzay.

Jizzle be quiet a moment, n Jane can hiznear tha rusty giznears turn'n 'n his head. Hollaz to the East Side.

JANE: You should stop by ta siznee me this even'n!

JAKE: Do you M-to-tha-izzean mah even'n or yiznours, chill yo? Wizzle in different time zizzles rizzay now and i dare say that tha sun jizzust wizzent down H-to-tha-izzere so if you wantizzle ta hizzay a soiree on mah tizzy youve misze' yo' C-H-to-tha-izzance.

Jane feels fake smile mobbin' so hiznard that it was beginn'n ta hurt. Oh yizzy, shizzle loved thiznis dawg 'n basically every category that you could possibly love a pizzle, but sometimes weed-smokin' ta him is like bustin' ta build a hizouze of cizzle whiznile rid'n a mechizzle bull.

JANE: M-to-tha-izzine, of courze! I’ll have tha best Y-to-tha-izzear of yo' favorite crocodizzle scotch flown 'n from tha Consort Kingdom n wizze’ll have a shawty catch-izzle.

Jake actually hatizzles scotch, n only drinks it fo` appearance’s sizzle. But fo` dis—fo` dis unbelievably pivotal moment 'n tha histizzle of tha planet that they created wit they bare hizzle be will'n ta spiznend a few thousizzle boonbucks ta W-to-tha-izzatch pretend ta sip at tha same glass fo` a couple of hizzle whizzay prattl'n on.

N she’s bustin' ta do more thizzle that, too ridin' in mah double R.

JANE: Wizzy tha last time we’ve diznone T-H-to-tha-izzat, jizzay yizzy n I ya feelin' me?

JAKE: Yizzy know whizzat? Yiznoure quite right. Its bizzeen a spell sizzince weve mizzy up witout dirk.

JAKE like a tru playa': An unforgivably long one at T-H-to-tha-izzat, betta check yo self! Whizzle me up a hustla jane ill be over promptly fo all my homies in the pen!

JIZNANE: A... kizzle? Listen to how a fucker flow shit.

Shizne consida asking if he intended ta request thizzay shizne literallizzle prepare a fizzy fo` his arrival. Bizzy of courze, Jake has alreadizzle hung up.

Witta heavy n somewhat regretful sigh, Jane sets ha phiznone down on tha desk so show some love! Well, she thinks, that’s that. Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. Time ta wiznork yo' magic, Crocka dogg.

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[stuckinapatriarchalbullshitland]

thinking about how that one actress from rizzoli and isles (I think her name is angie harmon or something) is so homophobic that she literally told the showrunners she'd quit the show if they ever paired her character up with the female character. she also made a bunch of passive-aggresssive veiled homophobic remarks about lesbians. and she complained about marriage equality. disgusting woman

// Oh fuck this .... I actually loved Jane Rizzoli , I'm not gonna let her spoil it for me. I know her character wasn't explicitly anything other than straight (mf default 🤦🏻‍♀️) but I still think some of her replies can be a quite responsible. Anyways sasha Alexander ( who plays Maura) is a fuckin gem ♥️

Sasha Alexander was the only good thing in that show. She always supported the Rizzles fandom and she seemed very excited every time she talked about the subtext of the couple. Angie was completely the opposite, but that wasn’t our fault because the showrunners sold that w|w subtext to the audience and they knew the LGBT audience would give more attention to the show because that subtext. I really hate the queerbaiting in those tv shows because they use their LGBT audience for views and attention.

[calumcest]

you can tell a lot about someone by the type of music they listen to 🎵🎶

rules: hit shuffle on your media player and write down the first 20 songs, then tag 10 people. no skipping!

ta @clumsyclifford for tagging me despite knowing what shambles my music taste is honestly a brave woman <3 also before i start this off i want to say this playlist is 15 hours long and only has like 40 britpop songs on it so just in case spotify keeps spitting britpop out at me i want to put a disclaimer here

all i need - radiohead. this is a BANGER god maybe i would die for thom yorke...maybe i would 

tomorrow’s money - my chemical romance. okay i know lots of people dont vibe w this song but it was actually my favourite mcr song for a while i think it SLAPS i love the ‘i stopped bleeding three years ago while you keep screaming for revolution’ bit 

backseat serenade - all time low. i stand by this being one of their best songs simply for the ‘aren’t you sick of sleeping alone’ and the final ‘oh god i’m sick of sleeping alone’

song 2 - blur. i wont apologise for this its a fucking ANTHEM and that aside ‘i’m never sure why i need you’ is one of my favourite lyrics 

lost in reality - 5sos. okay this is literally one of my top 3 5sos songs it fucking goes off so hard i dont care what anyone else says and yes the lyrics are shocking but its no just saying this song is almost on par w babylon and lwh for me 

slide away - oasis. now this song slaps i have to say i love the way its played on definitely maybe very dirty and raw but noel did an acoustic version of it and i think i prefer that one although i prefer liams voice on it @ liam odds on a cheeky slide away acoustic? 

take on me - a-ha. this song goes off theres nowt better to dance around the kitchen to w your housemates while you try to make a lasagne but forget the pasta layers and just end up doing bolognese-bechamel-bolognese-bechamel for like 4 layers 

the carpal tunnel of love - fall out boy. i think i have almost the entirety of infinity on here bc its genuinely such a banging album top to bottom 

durch den monsun - tokio hotel. HAAAAAA okay this song fucking goes off thats all i’ll say about it everything tokio hotel released up to humanoid was wall to wall bangers 

that’s the truth - mcfly. the verses of this leave much to be desired but thats made up for by what a SEXY chorus it has danny jones you have my whole heart

rockafeller skank - fatboy slim. i will not apologise for this one it fucking goes off its on an advert right now and me and my housemates would sit watching the chase and scream this out when it came on during the ad breaks good memories 

the boy who could fly - pierce the veil. i cant lie to you selfish machines is a fucking class album i always dither between that and cwts for best album but i think sm edges cwts out a little for me anyway ptv havent done anything worth listening to since 2012

the good the bad and the dirty - panic!. again doab...solid fucking album only edged out from the top spot by how fucking brilliant v&v is nearly witches...tune of the century 

canals - all time low. this is one of the best songs off dp and its annoying that they only put it on dpiln but its fine because we got it and also they released dp on my birthday so i have to forgive them for anything they do 

dani california - rhcp. WHAT A SONGGGG i’m not really big on rhcp generally but they have some absolute fucking TUNES and this is one of them you tryna tell me youre not gonna scream out BLACK BANDANA SWEET LOUISIANA 

karma police - radiohead. goddd this song...is a tune and a fucking half i remember when i saw rh it was the last song they played and the entire bus back to where we needed to go people were singing it on the bus and it was just lovely

playing with fire - ndubz. okay listen...i’ve been on a bit of a kick w this song its actually a fucking banger except in the chorus where it goes yes you did it (eh) the eh just sounds like he’s doing finger guns yk. i cant explain it but it really does

vegas girl - conor maynard. GODDD okay i wont actually take criticism on this one i know its conor maynard but its a fucking BANGER it sucks but it slaps 

unorthodox - wretch 32 (ft. example). i forgot this song existed until like 2 weeks ago and ive been listening to it loads bc its fucking brilliant although it gives me slight rizzle kicks vibes 

if we shadows (demo) - oasis. only right that we end on oasis maybe spotify is respecting me today...i fucking love this song except the bit where he says me and my brother with the fucking biggest plosive ive ever heard anyway this is just lovely i love noel’s voice i really do and i love him doing acoustic things very pretty...

god i think literally everyone has been tagged at this point so i’m just going to tag people even if you’ve already been tagged you’re getting tagged again @calumsclifford @kaleidoscopeminds and @pxrxmoore 

[stanathanxoox]

Rebellion

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Anonymous said:

Could you do a Cullens x rebel teen reader where she’s just the trouble maker at school always doing stupid things, and she’s best friends with Em, and he encourages her and he eventually brings R over and they think she’s all shy, they leave the room for 5 minutes and come back to R standing on the balcony shouting about what sort of flip to do, and they panic when she does a flip, turns out she’s got enhanced healing? I love your fics and you ❤️

Pulling your jacket closer to your body as the cold wind blew causing you to shiver as you got out of the car. You were walking through the entranceway to the school when you felt his arms come around you in a big bear hug, and a hand being rubbed against the top of your head, to mess up your perfectly styled by pillow hair.

“Hey Em” you grin at the man, and he smiles

“Hey there short stack” he teases, a lazy grin on his face and you glare playfully

“Hey, I am not short” you say, rising to your full height of 5'9”. He chuckles,

“Whatever you say shorty”. As the two of you make your way towards your locker to chuck your bag in there, you weren't planning on attending your first two classes, and had already organised a small gathering under the bleachers with you and a couple of mates. Emmett leans next to your locker, arms folded across his very muscled chest

“So planning on coming to any of your classes today?” he asks and you close your locker slowly

“You know that's not really my scene Em, two periods of English literature, um no thanks” you say and he sighs

“You know what will happen if you fail this class Y/N” he says and you shrug

“That's just the thing though Emmett, it's English literature, my best topic, I get notes from you or Katie and then I read through those notes and I'm good. I have never failed an assessment or a test yet” you say and he sighs

“Fine, whatever. I guess I'll see you at morning tea my little rebel” he says and you nod with a smile.

“See you later Em”.

It was odd, your friendship with Emmett had started because the two of you had shared an interest in the same topic when researching for one of your assignments the year before, from then onwards you were practically inseparable. That was until your mother became one of the teachers at Forks High School and you lost all interest in actually attending her classes, it was enough to push your rebellious ways to the breaking point, you'd been kicked out of her class on more than one occasion due to a silly comment or other reason and so now you just refused to show up. You and your mother hadn't been close in years, especially after she and your father had divorced, so it was the best arrangement you could think of. You would always join the others under the bleachers, and whilst they were all smokers you refused to light anything, you tended to just sit and chat with them.

It was during lunch later that day that Emmett invited you over to spend some time with his family that weekend. You raise an eyebrow at him and ask

“Wait? Why?” he chuckles before Edward says as Rosalie shoots you a glare

“I guess Carlisle and Esme want to meet the one who Emmett literally spends every free minute talking about” your jaw drops

“What?” you ask turning towards Emmett and he smiles

“You're my best friend Y/N, the first one I've had in years and you know what we are. I think you'll enjoy your time with us this weekend” he says and you think it over

“Okay fine, I'll come over this weekend” you say and he smiles, ruffling your hair again and you immediately reach up to cover your head

“Emmett!” you whine whilst Emmett howls with laughter and the others at your table all just chuckle.

On Saturday morning, after showering and dressing you exited your house to find Emmett's jeep waiting out the front of your house, you were somewhat grateful that your father had the morning shift at the plant this morning otherwise having Emmett pick you up might've been a bit hard to explain.

“Hey shorty,” he says and you roll your eyes as you make your way down the path towards his car,

“Hey meatball,” you say and he raises an eyebrow, you'd never called him anything other than his name or Em before so you could understand where his confusion was coming from.

“Meatball?” he asks, you lookup and shrug, meeting his amber eyes for a split second before getting into the car. Emmett quickly gets in the other side and looks at you,

“Is everything okay Y/N?” he asks and you nod

“Yeah just nervous, I guess” you say and he raises an eyebrow

“Why are you nervous?” he asks and you look over at him before quickly turning your gaze back to the front window. Why were you nervous all of a sudden? It wasn't like you hadn't met his “siblings” before, you knew he was a vampire, had found out rather quickly after the two of you had become friends actually but why were you suddenly nervous. And then it hit you, you were finally meeting his “parents”, the people he called mum and dad, the people he cared deeply for, in there own home and that was absolutely terrifying to you. You shudder and Emmett reaches out and places a gentle hand on your shoulder, giving it a gentle squeeze

“Hey Y/N, whatever it is everything will be okay. I'll be with you the whole time” he says and you nod your head slowly, you knew that it was just hard to think of.

Upon entering the Cullen residence you were introduced to Carlisle and Esme and given a quick tour of the house. Your nerves hadn't quite disappeared but they were starting to fade. And when you and Emmett were standing on the balcony that overlooked the eastern side of the forest, you looked over the side, Emmett placing a hand on your shoulder and giving it a gentle squeeze,

“You're doing so well Y/N” he says and you nod, turning to him slightly

“Thanks, Em” you whisper. He wraps his arms around you before he whispers

“My parents really like you Y/N, there's no need to be nervous around them”. You tilt your head to look up into his eyes, seeing the truth in them you give a slow nod and let out a breath you didn't even know you had been holding. You look out at the view, seeing the moss and the trees, smelling the fresh air before an idea pops into your head. A dare for the two of you, something you and Emmett frequently did together when it was just the two of you. You turn to him mischievously and he raises an eyebrow

“What is it Y/N?” he asks curiously.

“I propose a dare” you say and he chuckles

“Okay, what is this dare?” he queries and you smile,

“We have a competition, the one who can jump off the balcony and land the most gracefully wins” you say and he shakes his head

“Well, I'm game but its a long drop to the ground Y/N” he says and you raise an eyebrow at him. Alice who had seen this happening in the future pulls Jasper out behind her, before she says

“Well I guess we can be the judges of this competition”. You smile before looking at Emmett who chuckles at the look on your face.

“Alright I'm keen let's do this” he says and you beam. He climbs up onto the ledge first and takes a quick breath to steady himself before he jumps and lands on the ground mere seconds later and rises to his feet, giving a bow to Alice and Jasper who chuckle and shake their heads. Emmett turns around and looks up at you and says

“Your turn shorty” you grumble as he calls you shorty, climbing onto the ledge of the balcony before taking a steadying breath before you take the plunge and jump off. Esme and Carlisle are screaming for you to stop but its too late.

You land on the ground, twisting an ankle and hearing something snap but somehow you still manage to land gracefully. Whilst Emmett, Alice and Jasper are clapping, Esme and Carlisle arrive beside you and begin checking you over, for any sign of an injury. Carlisle seeing the fracture in your leg begins to usher you inside before you stop him and say

“It's alright Dr Cullen, just give me five minutes and it will be all better”. He raises an eyebrow at you before looking over at Emmett and the others. He somehow manages to convince you to at least make your way into the lounge and rest as you heal, before he has you explain what exactly it is that you were planning on doing. After sharing a look with Emmett, Alice and Jasper you hurriedly explain that it had nothing to do with what they were thinking, it had just been a silly dare, something that you and Emmett always did together. They look around, between you and the other three and when they nod Carlisle and Esme sigh

“Right, rebellious teens I don't want to see anything like that happening again in my house. No matter how fast Y/N recovers” Carlisle says, voice stern, and you all nod. He gets to his feet, taking Esme with him as you look over at Emmett, Alice and Jasper. They're looking at you a little sheepishly and you chuckle, it must've been so weird for them to be told off by Carlisle.

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Tagged by: @kaiito-l thanks dude its been like 5 months since i did a thing like this

Rules: answer 21 questions then tag 21 people

Name: Isobel. Not "Isabel", not "Isabella", not even fucking "Izobelia". (I dont even know how someone would misspell my name that badly) fun fact: my own grandmother thinks my name is isabel and i've been too scared to tell her for the past nearly sixteen years of my life.

Nicknames: Izzy, Isomaca, and McVape

Gender: Female

Star Sign: Pisces babey!!

Height: 5'8". Im the fourth tallest girl in my year at school, And all of my best friends are all between 5' and 5'2". I use tgeir shpulders as armrests all the fuckin time

Current time: 5:39 pm

Fave Artists: Hayley Kiyoko, Lorde, MARG, and Willow Smith

Song Stuck In My Head: 1000 years (The one by KT Tunstall from "Tinkerbell and the Legend of the Neverbeast", not the Twilight one)

Last Movie I Saw: 22 Jump Street. It is art and you CANNOT convince me otherwise

Last Thing I Googled: "How many episodes of Bad Education are there?" Best tv series ever, and deserved 90 episodes instead of 19

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Reason For URL: Queen is the best band and job position, and I had about 9 pet lambs when i was seven (I DONT live on a farm). We couldnt tell them apart, so they shared 3 names that we would switch every time we called them. (Hannah Montanna, Bob the Builder, and Pineapple, in case you were wondering)

Following: 413. Only about 75 of them are active tho.

Average sleep: like 6-7 hours depending on if i'm either

A) On my phone till midnight, or

B) Getting the bus that leaves at 7:30 to school

Lucky Number: 8. Its magical baby, turn it a little and what do you get? A peanut. And if you draw a rough sketch of it, what do you get? Infinity. Mind blowing.

Currently Wearing: My blue Kayaking hoodie, black jeans, and my lovely chinese dragon print Doc Martins that everyone thinks i painted. They somehow have fitted me since i was 11, and ive grown through about a thousand shoes since then. Like, ????????

Dream Job: Writer who lives in one of those european castles you get paid to live in, making honey and running a public garden, living in a beautiful Italian castle with my future husband/wife and our 30 cats and dogs.

Dream Trip: literally anywhere in Madagascar. Its just beautiful no matter where you go. The cities? The jungle? The rainbow mountains? The beaches? All 1000/ 10. Gorgeous country

Fave foods: Texas BBQ sauce pringles, Pepperoni pizza, and those giant-ass triple chocolate chip cookies you get in Lidl.

Fave Song: Molecules by Hayley Kiyoko. Its the most beautiful song on the ENTIRE planet. The vocals, the string quartet, tge funky beat, the amazing lyrics, they all make that song worthy of a placenent in the Louvre.

The End, Binches

I've only got like 11 followers, so i'll just tag them

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Hello, I hope you don't mind if I have a question for you :) I realize you're currently in very different fandoms, but somehow when I stumble upon a new F/F ship it's you that I think of to discuss things with :D So, I happened to watch TV (like 1x in a year or so) and there was Rizzoli&Isles and now I'm so intrigued, I mean, did you ever write/read something about them, or can you recommend me some good stuff to start with? :D Also I hope you're okay and have a great weekend! :)

HELLO FRIEND always a delight to hear from you!!!!  And extra-delighted to know I am your go-to even though I live under a rock and know nothing LOL!

I do not know anything about Rizzles but I found this thing that might be helpful in your search for fic!  Any of my friends into Rizzoli&Isles and know where to find The Quality Content?  Literally the only person I can remember posting about them is @delirious-comfort but there have gotta be more out there---I feel like esp the SQ and Rizzles fandoms overlapped a lot.

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What makes you prefer one ship over another? When I first came out I was all over everything that even had ladies lookin at each other for more than a second(lookin @ u supergirl:/). These days I'm more realistic. Anway I ask because we like a lot of the same stuff ( poi, beringxwells, kadena) and I like the way you talk about things esp kadena!

Exactly! I was the same way, most of us are/were. That’s why I try to bite my tongue and be patient when I see younger wlw on here shipping and stanning toxic ships, queerbait ships etc. because I imagine I was going through the same thing.

Though, gotta say, the difference is we didn’t have much to choose from in my day (literally 6-7 years ago is what i’m talking about). So everyone jumped on whatever we got and made the AB.SO.LUTE. MOST out of it. So, I think a bit of my annoyance with younger wlw now is that there’s a decent amount of content and ships and they’re still choosing crap over quality? We don’t have to be quite so desperate anymore and now we’re definitely in a position to demand more from areas that are lacking, we’re an extremely vocal online presence.

Like, if Calzona had just come into existence and I was at the place I am now, if wlw content was at the level of writing and we had as many ships and pairings as we do now, I’d not have shipped Calzona, I don’t think (or certainly would’ve stopped much sooner). But at the time it was literally like the ONLY thing we had to work with on major tv AND because we had nothing to compare it to and had been so starved for anything, we ate up whatever the Grey’s writers gave us... that ship taught me a lot of good and bad things about what I desire and don’t in real life and also to see as part of wlw representation. The lessons I learned, good and bad, are why it’s such an important ship for me.

Now hm, what makes me prefer one ship over the other? 

You know what, there are several factors. One, what it looks like, you know if it’s two white women I’m already starting at the bottom, lbr. Chemistry is important but there are different kinds of chemistry. Like it doesn’t always have to be sexual. Romantic and sexual chemistry, I think are two different things. Romantic chemistry (what I felt Calzona had in spades in the beginning) is just a vibe. A thing two women have that makes it feel real between them, makes it feel like these two people feel right together. 

A great dynamic. Like how they affect each other. It’s a shame Rizzles was pure queerbait because this is my ultimate example of this type of ship. There was something beautifully balanced about their brand of “opposites attract” dynamic. What a waste. 

Balance is a good one. I don’t want to feel one side of the ship is more invested or feeling more than the other. Or that they’re always at odds and it’s one vs the other. Just...not into toxic shit. That’s not romantic to me. Vauseman is a great example of a ship like this, I stopped shipping that pretty early on. They’re just...horrible.  But also, they’re a situational ship. Like, I don’t think many people would ship the kind of relationship Vauseman has if they weren’t in prison and had the backstory they did lol

I also don’t like ships that have very little to no build up, generally. There are exceptions from time to time where there’s something magical about two people and you instantly look at them vibing and you’re like “YES, THEM, YES, PLEASE!” haha 

And I like strong characters with strong personalities, who’ve been developed and established as individuals first before being put together or if not beforehand the writers remember to do it while they’re in the relationship, which, is harder but still very much possible.

I tell you one thing, I’m not into non-canon ships in general anymore. I think watolock may be the first non-canon pairing I really ship in a long time. Again, we’re not in that place anymore. I’m not hyping up shit writers aren’t going to give us, for whatever reason, when I have real options. Especially if those ships are clearly for bait.

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30 Song Tag!!!

I was tagged the super sweet and awesome @jinwoowoohoo 💕💕

rules: answer all questions then tag 3 people you follow and 3 people that follow you that you want to get to know better.

I’ll tag: @lamptastical @imjaebumaf @park-sungshine

y’all are about to see how messy my music interests are 😂 There's links as well!!

1. a song you like with a colour in the title? Black Flies - Ben Howard

2. a song you like with a number in the title? 3005 - Childish Gambino

3. a song that reminds you of summer? Red Flavor - Red Velvet lmao

4. a song that reminds you of someone you’d rather forget? Blase - Ty Dolla Sign

5. a song that needs to be played out loud? Bubble Toes - Jack Johnson

6. a song that makes you want to dance? I’m stealing Rin’s cause Dance Dance literally makes me jump and act crazy 😂😂

7. a song to drive to? depends on the trip, if it’s long I usually have calm or hype music so for calm I’d say 2 Years Apart by Eddy Kim, hype wise, Okey Dokey - Zico and Mino 

8. a random song you first think of? I have pandora on now and Bang Bang Bang just started playing 😂

9. a song that makes you happy? Here Comes The Sun - The Beatles 

10. a song that makes you sad? Stay With Me - Chanyeol and Punch

11. a song you will never get tired of? Lucky Ones or Lotto by Exo 😂😂 I listen to them all the time 

12. a song from your past? iyiyi - Cody Simpson (I saw him for my 16th birthday and cried so hard, it’s virtually impossible to find any of his old pop music which isn’t bad but like it is cause I still lowkey love it lmao) 

13. a song that’s sexy? (i have a whole playlist) Make Up Sex or Ride - SoMo

14. a song you’d love to be played at your wedding? I’ve always been cliche and fancied the idea of a beach wedding with tons of ukulele music playing (not biased cause I play or anything), but I Got You by Jack Johnson is so cute to kinda medium paced sway to and smile you know

15. a song you’re currently obsessed with? Lilili Yabbay - SEVENTEEN

16. a song you used to love but now hate? If I don’t like a song I don’t listen to it, so like there’s not one cause I don’t remember cause you know...I don’t listen to it anymore 

17. a song you’d sing a duet with at karaoke? The first time my friends and I hung out we did karaoke and if you know anything about me, I am a HOE for showtunes. So of course we did ABBA’s Mamma Mia, Does Your Mother Know, Dancing Queen and Super Trouper 😂😂 

19. a song that makes you think about life? Waiting on the Sunrise - felly 

20. a song that has many meanings to you? Sanctuary - Paradise Fears I get goosebumps everytime I listen to it

21. a song you think everyone should listen to? Reviver - MY FIRST STORY

 22. a song by a group you still wish was together? I mean they lost a lot of members and changed their name, BUUUUUT Blind - ToppDogg

23. a song that makes you want to fall in love? You Are So Beautiful - Eddy Kim

24. a song that breaks your heart? Chanyeol’s cover of Heavy by Linkin Park, it’s got a feel to it that made me just go speechless. We lost Chester literally the day before I went to my first Warped Tour ever, I wasn’t a huge Linkin Park fan but they influenced so many of the bands I grew up listening to, currently listen to, and future bands too. Chanyeol’s cover put the emotions we all had about it into a few minutes and I really love listening to it, but sometimes do get sad hearing it. 

25. a song with amazing vocals? Don’t Wanna Cry - SEVENTEEN

26. a song with amazing rap? Burning Stuff / Fly Me To The Moon - Rizzle Kicks I used to listen to this cover literally all the time lmao, I remember when their song Down W The Trumpets was on an addidas commercial like 4 years ago and screamed to my mom about it 

27. a song that makes you smile? Dixon Cider - SMOSH (you can’t not die laughing at this omg) 😂😂 Lowkey the Legend of Zelda rap is so good too

28. a song that makes you feel good about yourself? No Makeup - Zion.t

29. a song that you would dedicate to you and your best friend/mutual/someone close to you? Moon U - GOT7 , Happy - nevershoutnever , Young Forever - The Ready Set , Lovely - twenty one pilots

30. a song that reminds you of yourself? Fine China - Tyler Carter’s cover (lmao get it, cause I’m cute and like fine china? no? okay ) ALSO NEVER FORGET WHEN I SPENT ALL OF MY TIME ONLY WATCHING LUKE HOLLAND’S DRUM VIDEOS LMAO WHAT A LOSER