#literally NO ONE asked

[nyxsince2001]

Izuocha shippers try not to be weird af and be the first one to bring bkdk

challenge : impossible

(Context: a deku cosplayer made a ranking where they put katsuki 1st)

Me:

Them:

???????

Me:

[allwhiterain]

my dick is so pretty i love life

[stubbornnly]

Sigh… I’ll post the Mazerunner college au…

They deserve a normal life please

[vancemedicibutwhimsical]

feeling veyr self indulgent right neow… have some oc x canon while i make some canon arts :3

[yourlocalstingbeans]

The Hexsquad and The Roanokes

Okay, obligatory Mally and Lumity interaction just because they're gay and I like that. They're my daughters

But going by individuals, I feel like Jo and Hunter would vibe, I dunno.

Willow and April all the way though, that one's easy.

Uhhh, Ripley and Gus are both kinda fifth wheeling in their groups, but I feel like Ripley and Luz would feed off of each other's energy. Oh heck, actually all three of them would be like, the end of the world, they're too chaotic.

Molly and Amity would be like "oh my God, your mom sucks too??" And they would vibe.

I feel like Mal and Hunter would have at least one interaction, Mal would also be supervising Ripley, Luz, Gus shenanigans, so she would somehow get dragged into that.I dunno if she would have one individual like, pairing in the Hexsquad but she would vibe with all of them.The Roanokes and the Hexsquad would be such good friends I feel like.

Final answer:

Willow - April

Hunter - Jo

Amity - Molly

Gus - Ripley

Luz - Mal

But all of them would be friends they would all vibe with each other for different reasons.

[sayakxmi]

I’ve always wanted to make one of these, because I tended to disagree with the ones I’ve seen.

Explanations under the cut.

GOOD

Lawful -

Kanaya & Karkat - I’d say these two are kinda the "caretakers” of their team? They pay attention to others and appear to soothe conflicts and offer listening ears. They want everybody to be alright.

Neutral -

Nepeta - not the type to go out of her way to help somebody, but will absolutely do it when asked. She’s nice.

Sollux - if you’ve ever heard somebody say he’s a true neutral - wrong, he isn’t. He really, really isn’t. If he can do something, he will, if he thinks he can’t, he’ll try. As long as it’s important.

Chaotic -

Feferi - overexcited about being helpful and making things better. Pretty extreme. Means well, wants good things for everybody and the world, doesn’t really think about consequences, and can get overzealous.

MIDDLE

Lawful -

Equius - he’s just kind of... doing his thing.

Terezi - can swing good or evil depending on circumstances, firm believer in law and justice.

Neutral -

Tavros - dude just wants to be left alone for the most part, jfc, let him be

Chaotic -

Aradia - does whatever she wants without caring about anything. Very unpredictable, but also usually just minding her business & trying to have fun.

BOTTOM

Lawful

Vriska - you know she’s a bitch, and she’ll remind you she’s a bitch. Causes problems on purpose to later solve them and be the hero. There’s some logic to it, as lousy as it is.

Neutral -

Eridan - he’s kinda awful but in a such a boring, non-extreme way. Unless he snaps, which makes him kind of the real wild card here.

Chaotic -

Snap!Gamzee - I don’t think it actually needs an explanation, but just for the record: the only thing you can predict about him is that whatever he does will be horrible. / Pre-Snap!Gamzee would probably be a Neutral Good? Wants good things for others, but really won’t go out of his way to do much himself.

[whatevermakesyoubreak]

um

so close to being done with 5 but so hopelessly far. why do i have to write every single word in order to write at all? does this make sense? why cant i just think to type or something? do i need neuralink?? my hands hurt. i know no one cares ok i just need to bitch about something and this is the only social i have where i can be as unhinged as i want ok? ok good shit.

[laurancezvahlslefteyebrow]

LISTEN

LAURANCE is my blorbo, my little meow meow, my silly lil guy

TRAVIS is my baby girl, my pookie, my wife

[1013hoe]

I accidentally came across some high school friends who are still close, and all the old feelings came rushing back. It didn’t matter that it was 10 years ago. The angry kid in me resurfaced, feeling outcast again, even though my reality is so different now. Maybe it’s because I’ve been feeling lonely lately and wishing for friends to do things with. Seeing people I tried so hard to fit in with still hanging out, I felt like I was the problem again, even though I logically know our personalities and beliefs don’t align. Still, I guess we never fully escape our childhood.

[sadiiomane10]

every tournament is always ‘oh we’d love a argentina v portugal final’, 

no, no we wouldnt, 

[jeongi]

btw yara (@junqkook) and i still rub coochies

[ryueo]

gold teeth sittin' on the dash, she a rockstar make your favorite singer wanna rap, baby la la

[hungerpunch]

need a version of this

that is photoshopped to say "i speak for the midwest" bc one thing about me is that i will extol the virtues of the american midwest

which is comprised of states belonging to both the great lakes region and the great plains region. the cradle between salt-coast empires. often mocked, derided, and maligned even though the nation relies on us to provide its current way of life, even though we boast boundless natural beauty, even though we maintain bastions of art and culture, even though we have sent many forth to become known on the world's stage for their talent, skill, or intellect.

i am the (lo)rax and i speak for the midwest. and i won't stop speaking for the midwest until every self-styled academic, every self-professed progressive, every self-identified intellectual stops looking down their nose at us as if the white supremacist engine of genocidal colonization and everything that came after, including and perhaps especially the rise of those salt-coast metropolises, did not have a hand in shaping everything you pity or resent us for. as if those same qualities, features, or aspects cannot be found under your very own nose where you are. as if the machines of your wealthy empires do not actively, still to this day, work hard to make us misunderstand each other.

[cheolhub]

guys ok ok stop asking, i will write himbo!vernon

[littlefoldedpaperstars]

someone left a stupid rude comment on a fic of mine and i really want to reply with something really rude back but also i know i should just delete it and ignore it lmaooo this is why i don't have twitter i would probably get in arguments with too many people

[riacte]

More Rendog stream propaganda! He’s streaming right now, face cam, has said the word “hatsicles” too many times, and is about to raid an ancient city. This can only go well.

Also he randomly volunteered information about how he last showered an hour ago for “the fine ladies and gentlemen” in the chat. The same chat that he earlier accused of wanting to see him sweat. He’s just. Ren’s just.