#literally .

[anundeadspoonie]

Somebody should tell OP that aspirin actually grows on trees!

ibuprofen should grow on bushes like wild berries

[dc-posting]

Tim Drake, a freshly purchased 8 ball in his pocket, staring at Jason with the look of a kicked puppy.

“You still smoke? Don’t you know how bad that is for you?” He says.

Jason frowns, his eyes narrowing as he scrutinises the teen before him.

“Didn’t you have a front-page scandal last year for snorting coke at the Wayne Enterprises Christmas party?” He blows smoke in Tim’s direction, grinning at the boy lets out a strangled cough.

“This isn’t about me, Jason.”

[lovebvffys]

Every Tara look: S6E07 Once More With Feeling

[ttrtru]

2am crack head not-suggested-to-read-at-work AU idea. Non-con tw I guess?

Mairon hates cumming.

Mairon's first time was with Eonwe, the two playing around with their newly formed fanar. Mairon have experimented with his own fana before but only when Eonwe pushed him to the edge he found out what coming was, and he did not like it. It was as if losing control of both his fana and eala completely and it disturbed him greatly. Eonwe enjoyed the sex with Mairon but was worried at how Mairon was doing afterwards and so it was a one off.

Next time was with Melkor. He didn't like the fact that he wasn't Mairon's first but didn't bother him too much in the end. Mairon this time had the knowledge that he didn't want to come and avoided getting into such situation like the plague but Melkor promptly ignored him. Luckily for Mairon, Melkor wasn't too interested in sex overall. He was an Ainur after all and they didn't need procreation. The interest was from curiosity only.

It became hell to Mairon when Melkor came back paranoid and crazy, in a Morgoth state. To get away from the pain of the jewels Morgoth was much more engaging in carnal pleasure and sadism. Mairon could withstand torture but forced pleasure greatly scarred him.

As the First Age ended, Mairon has become fully traumatised with engaging in sex. He's ok with blowjobs where he himself is clothed and out of reach but he didn't want to be the target.

Second Age arrives and Mairon meets Celebrimbor as Annatar. They get together and the relationship becomes close but Celebrimbor sees that Annatar clearly has problems and doesn't push his boundaries coz he's noice.(although there can be some version where Celebrimbor doesn't give a shit and be an ass hole, fucks Annatar relentlessly, this is crack after all, ooc is the norm)

Now that Celebrimbor is skewered like teriyaki its Pharazon, Mairon is back with a crazy boss. He finds out what Mairon hates the most very quickly and finds the idea of him not liking to come entertaining. When there is a flash of fear in a powerful maia's eyes Pharazon loves it. Mairon was very happy when Numenor sank, even if it meant losing his body once.

By the end of the Second Age Mairon is in a high enough stable position that no one would take advantage of him. Murazor looks like he wants to engage with him in something but Mairon just punches him in the face.

But stability doesn't last long and Mairon loses his body again and also his ring. Third Age starts with his body unstable and is made to retreat in hiding. There's some moment where he feels weaker than Murazor but he puts on enough mask on him to stay strong until recovery.(or Murazor can over power him and do some stuff. He gets sent to Angmar coz he was uncontrollable when too close. )

After recovering for a thousand years he's happy enough that there's no one looming over him to harm him …but oh no the ring melted, he's now the most weakest being in existence.

Eonwe comes over to pick up the mairon-o'-wisp and now he's under the eternal turmoil of Manwe. Manwe's happy to make Mairon come, of course he likes it what are you talking about. The End.

[malibuklaus]

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[mintraindrop]

*crying*

they are so beautiful 🧡

Landoscar study!! 🧡

[soft-likethesunset]

i don't think you guys understand how much joy and beauty ten minutes of sitting in the sun can bring to you

[personnotfound]

i hope whoever actually shot that CEO is having a good day.

[nonbinarylesbianherb]

how it felt watching the wolverine/deadpool honda odyssey “fight” scene

[gingerswagfreckles]

@knyght-of-skyloft

It's just so hopeless. The main "pro Palestine" student organization was already investigated under the Biden administration and found to be partially funded by Hamas. Now there's ironclad proof that student organizers had prior knowledge of the Oct 7th attacks and that instead of reporting it, they coordinated a planned propaganda campaign in support of it that began before the attacks even started. And no one is going to give a shit. This should be headline news. It should have been headline news last year when the House Committee on Oversight and Accountability found they were being funded by Hamas. But it wasn't, and it won't be now either. I'd bet a good chunk of my savings that no non-Jewish news networks besides Fox News and the NY Post will pick this story up at all. Even those will just run it once before going back to their regularly scheduled programming about how immigrants are coming to eat your cats and dogs.

It's so fucking crazy. We have actual terrorist propaganda arms operating out of Ivy League universities, that are receiving funds from their parent terror organizations, that are being given prior knowledge of terrorist attacks in order to coordinate propaganda campaigns in support of them. And no one is doing anything about it. No one is even talking about it. The media coverage these university organizations recieve is entirely positive and sympathetic. No one ever mentions that they were already previously found to be receiving funds from Hamas and no one ever brings up how their own stated goals in their own words is the support of Hamas and the "total eradication of Western Civilization." The second any of these universities face any consequences for allowing their students to operate as actual terrorist collaborators, the entire planet freaks out and says the peaceful anti war protesters are being oppressed. What the fuck is going on right now. Sometimes I can't even fault gentiles for claiming we're all being hysterical and lying, because this is all so insane and hard to believe.

[baravaggio]

[divinedoll2005]

a random girl asked for a pad and I actually had one this is peak girlhood

[savaralyn2]

[aerinsarsenal]

I need him on a universal scale

honestly just need twink schlatt to slam me against a wall and kiss me till i can't fuckin breathe and i'm all light headed.

that man is NEEDY. i'm convinced. like, he can't get enough of any sort of physical contact, whether it's just hand holding or full on fuckin.

i've dated enough guys with his sort of vibe (nerdy, lanky guys with a slightly controversial humour) to guess that

a) he's got a thing for goths or anything slightly alternative

b) he's basically addicted to physical contact

and, most importantly

c) always. fuckin. horny.