#literal meat

[quietamericans]

i need fat meat

[gomzdrawfr]

*heavy footsteps sfx*

credit to this cosplayer for the pose....and there's a video of them doing the cosplay competition

[mfdragon]

I have learned a lot from my Italian friends about true Italian rage 👌🏻

[ochablooms]

what satiates a god?

(uncensored under the cut)

[sweetmctart]

when you choke on the mouthwash or something

[mortysmith]

helpful guide because skinny karkat genuinely distresses me in the same way analog horror uncanny valley faces do

[talon-dragonbeast]

you can behave like other species even if you dont identify as them, you know.

you can howl even if youre not a wolf. you can climb trees even if youre not arboreal. you can wear a collar even if youre not domestic. you can do quads even if youre bipedal. you can nest and chirp even if youre not a bird. you can bark even if youre not a dog. you can purr and make biscuits even if youre not a cat. you can do vocals even if your species is silent. heck, you can even make yourself a yarn tail even if youre not a mammal.

there's no alterhuman police, no one is gonna come and tell you that you cant have fun with your identity. the best part of ah identities is that you literally cant do it wrong (except for being hateful to others). and maybe, youll even discover something about yourself you didnt know before!

now go. go be the local cryptid youve always wanted to be.

[cuepickle]

Do you have any more frat bro Billy art/headcanons?

Oh ABSOLUTELY I do.

Tells everyone he sells weed to fund his tuition, when really he got in to college on an academic scholarship

Despite being smart/studying this boy is WILD. He’s finally got a bit of freedom/has escaped his military style upbringing and is taking advantage of every second of it (but he still has the cleanest room in the flat)

Has convinced the frat to run weekly car washes throughout the summer so he can stare at wet boys the frat can make money for parties

When he first joined the frat, everyone thought he had a gf because he kept talking about going to visit “my girl”, but really that’s just his affectionate term for Max (he’d never call her that to her face though)

The frat lives in filth, but one weekend when Max came to visit he upturned the entire house and had it looking like a show home. He made them use COASTERS (cardboard ones stolen from a bar ofc)

Has a thing for brunettes (one in particular)

Body shots > solo cups

BIGGG ladies-man reputation because he stays out late af some nights, but really he’s studying in the library

Is constantly falling asleep in class, thanks to his study sessions:

If anyone else has Billy/Steve Harringrove Frat Boy AU headcanons PLEASE share them with me I beg

[calciferstims]

senshi stimboard

if you’re seeing this, then senshi wants you to take care of yourself and go eat some food <3

sources: 🧡🧡🤎 | 🥘🍲🥘 | 🤎🧡🧡

[isuggestwishcraft]

partys cooking headcanons from my brain best to worst:

- bonnie: canonically good cook, proficient in the kitchen, 10/10 no notes

- isabeau: can make a couple of semi-complicated things, although often miscalculates the seasoning. given explicit instructions may be able to cook Very good dishes

- mirabelle: prone to anxiety attacks wherever the list of instructions is given or not. is able to make simple soups or dishes with very little amounts of steps

- siffrin: can successfully boil water on the stove and put/get out something in oven. mostly okay to leave in the kitchen but is Very Likely to mess up the ingredients and/or add some stuff that will make whatever he cooks inedible

- odile:

[mwagneto]

doctor who will bring david tennant in just so he can scream and cry and be the saddest most pathetic man you've ever seen and then die. and it slaps every time

[alicentsaegon]

The Marriage of Aegon III and Jaehaera Targaryen.

They are so Henry VII Elizabeth of York coded...

[littl3d0ll-art]

To be consumed is to be loved

[eddiegettingshot]

okay well ACTUALLY the only thing i have been thinking about is buck literally immobilizing eddie with his huge thighs and saying let me take care of you and pinning him completely while sitting squirming groaning grinding bouncing jiggling on it with the enthusiasm and single-minded focus of a thoroughbred jockey intent on winning the triple crown. and also he’s choking eddie out a little but eddie is still telling him he’s sooooo good keep going because he owns It and also his rack is huge and beautiful does he know that. ummm it’s before noon though so it feels uncouth to look at this directly.

[fadeintoyou1993]

[cyberkombucha]

i am soooo normal. so normal i promise