#lisa schroeder

[kojenie]

@kojenie photo

[mateodonovan]

A zene olyan, akár egy időgép. Egy dal - a szöveg, a dallam, a hangulat - úgy visszarepíthet egy adott pillanatba, mint semmi más.

[chemicallygoth]

a commission for thee epic @cometcrystal of Lucy and Schroeder in "Lisa Frankenstein". Super fun to work on this, it's the perfect schrucy au!

[marissanotcoop]

[realhousewives-fan]

Shady Business with the Servers

Lisa Vanderpump is not stupid. She’s got eyes and ears all over her restaurants and she’s always watching her staff’s interactions like a hawk.

She knew from the start that her staff at SUR would make great TV, and she was right.

You could almost argue that James Kennedy and Raquel Leviss are the new versions of Jax Taylor and Stassi Schroeder, maybe in some strange multiverse.

Lisa probably thought that she was going to be in for an interesting display between Raquel and Tom Schwartz, but it was Tom Sandoval who acted most suspicious.

She even confronted him in the middle of Raquel taking their order while squeezed between him and Schwartz, and asked why he was enjoying this so much.

What’s going to be strange this season, is to see the red flags that were in front of our eyes the whole time.

We’re officially within the timeline of the affair, and knowing what we know now, it changes the perspective on every freaking scene.

When Raquel learned that Oliver Saunders wasn’t separated from his wife, she immediately wanted to apologize to Lala Kent for calling her a mistress.

But why would this particular situation be so triggering to her? She had just been kissing Schwartz and was called a whore by Katie Maloney-Schwartz.

She kissed Oliver and got dragged on social media. And she had already hooked up with Sandoval!

Did she act on the mistress situation with Oliver to form an alliance with Lala and deflect from the narrative that she was… a mistress?

Or was it just damage control because of the backlash on social media?

She didn’t take Lala’s advice though. Lala told her to learn from this experience, and what did Raquel do? She started a 7-month long affair with Sandoval!

I’ve gotta say, Katie and her date, Satchel Clendenin were so cute together! I’m a little upset that they’re no longer dating.

He was being so sweet to her, and she deserves that. 

But Scheana Shay was so rude about Katie’s date in her confessional! She’s bitter for no reason right now.

[biblicallycorrectangelvenom]

Sandoval fills me with unbridled rage that has never been felt in the start of any organs ever created even before the big bang or god himself made this universe

None of the are great people but they're all so disappointing usually

[neweramuseum]

NEM Minimalism 74 - Curator Lulú Espinoza-Elenes De Panbehchi.

FEATURED WORKS BY: Lucília Faria, Angelita Cervantes Limpin, Manny Lupato, Erika Schroeder, Paul J. Foreman, Philip Del Carmen, Mars Ebba, Lisa Peters, Baris Safran.

[rgbyshipper101]

Con with some cast of Pokemon!

June 4

1:30PM

[eway]

@puyopuyoconfessions @smb0 @madoumonogatarirunelord @colorfullaudino @elder-sister

BEHOLD!

The Puyo Puyo Movie Franchise Cast List!

Arle (young): Alexis Tipton

Schezo (young): Veronica Taylor or Sarah Natochenny

Camus: Tara Strong

Fudoushi: Mark Hamill

The Teacher: Amanda C. Miller

Skeleton-T: Bryan Massey

Nasu Grave: Clancy Brown

Momomo: Jesse McCartney

Lala: Sarah Blandy

Arle: Lindsay Seidel

Rulue: Scarlett Johansson

Minotauros: Troy Baker

The Dark Prince: Xander Mobus

Carbuncle: Tomoko Kaneda

Schezo: Yuri Lowenthal

Amitie: Evelyn Huynh

Sig: Hunter MacKenzie

Ms. Accord: Julie Andrews

Raffina: Brett Walter

Klug: Thessaly Lerner

Lidelle: Erica Schroeder

Yu: Laura Faye Smith

Rei: Laura Faye Smith

The Crimson Spirit: Ron Perlman

Ocean Prince: Greg Cipes

Suketoudara: Tom Kenny

Sukiyapotes: Michele Knotz

Harpy: Teresa Gallagher

Panotty: Lani Minella

Witch: Julie Ann Taylor

Zoh Daimoh: Jim Cummings

Merigu: Dani Chambers

Shosu: Kayzie Rogers

Emi: Kerry Williams

Sasori Man: Billy Bob Thompson

Akuma: ProZD

Feli: Amber Hood

Lemres: "Weird Al" Yankovic (This one was a suggestion by one of the people I tagged)

Strange Klug: Thessaly Lerner

Salde (the voice direction changes when he changes form, but the actor remains the same): Greg Cipes

Wish: Cree Summer

Tenori Zoh: Ikue Ōtani

Dark Matter: Andrew Rannells

Ragnus (Young): Veronica Taylor or Sarah Natochenny (whichever didn't voice young Schezo)

Ragnus (17): Antony Del Rio or Jason Griffith

Draco: Brianna Knickerbocker

Incubus: Liam O'Brien

Succubus: Erin Fitzgerald

Jaan: Hynden Walch

Scylla: Kari Wahlgren

Nomi: John DiMaggio

Yoggus: Marcus Stimac

Honey Bee: Lisa Ortiz

Serilly: Michelle Ruff

Doppelganger Schezo: Yuri Lowenthal

Phantom God: Ali Hillis and Jay Goede (Both voices are at the same time with vocal effects to add to the otherworldly feel)

Lilith (all she takes from the book counterpart is her name, the fact she's dead, and she was The Dark Prince's loving wife. She's not some goddess, just a ghost. I hate those books): Laura Bailey

Chico: Samantha Kelly

Doppelganger Arle: Lindsay Seidel

Ringo: Cassandra Lee Morris

Maguro: Spike Spencer

Risukuma: Keith David or Kevin Michael Richardson

Ecolo: Bryce Papenbrook

Everyone else would be voiced by new and unknown voice actors (like me! New voice actors should have a chance to break into the industry)

[battyaboutbooksreviews]

🌈 Queer Books Coming Out in May 2024 🌈

🌈 Good morning, my bookish bats! Struggling to keep up with all the amazing queer books coming out this month? Here are a FEW of the stunning, diverse queer books you can add to your TBR before the year is over. Remember to #readqueerallyear! Happy reading!

[ Release dates may have changed. ]

❤️ Farzana's Spite - Felix Graves 🧡 Archangels of Funk - Andrea Hairston 💛 How It Works Out - Myriam Lacroix 💚 Queer History A to Z - Robin Stevenson, Vivian Rosas 💙 Queerceañera - Alex Crespo 💜 Second Night Stand - Karelia Stetz-Waters, Fay Stetz-Waters ❤️ You Can Call Me Cooper - Cali Kitsu 🧡 Gooseberry - Robin Gow 💛 Grand Slam Romance - Ollie Hicks, Emma Oosterhous 💙The Witches of Silverlake - Simon Curtis, Stephanie Son 💜 Drawn to the Enemy - Barbara Winkes 🌈 The Truth of Our Past - Heather Leighson

❤️ Infaust - T.D. Cloud, Ambi Sun 🧡 Garner for Gold - Catherine Labadie 💛 The Z Word - Lindsay King-Miller 💚 Snake Charming - Genevieve McCluer 💙 The 7-10 Split - Karmen Lee 💜 Loving Jemima - Sienna Waters ❤️ The Potion Gardener - Arden Powell 🧡 A Swift and Sudden Exit - Nico Vincenty 💛 The Worst Ronin - Maggie Tokuda-Hall, Faith Schaffer 💙 Murray Out of Water -Taylor Tracy 💜 The Guncle Abroad - Steven Rowley 🌈 The Weight of What Was - Pip Landers-Letts

❤️ The Amazing Alpha Tau Pledge Project - Lisa Henry, Sarah Honey 🧡 I Met Death & Sex Through My Friend, Tom Meuley - Thom Vernon 💛 Malicia - Steven dos Santos 💚 The Sins on Their Bones - Laura R. Samotin 💙 SLUTS: Anthology - Michelle Tea 💜 You Should Be So Lucky - Cat Sebastian ❤️ Death's Country - R.M. Romero 🧡 Cinema Love - Jiaming Tang 💛 The Brides of High Hill - Nghi Vo 💙 Emma - Jenna Kent 💜 Wish We Were There - Lionel Hart 🌈 A Troublemaker in Her Eyes - Genta Sebastian

❤️ I Make Envy on Your Disco - Eric Schnall 🧡 Lavash at First Sight - Taleen Voskuni 💛 Queer Power Couples - Hannah Murphy Winter, Billie Winter 💚 In Repair - A.L. Graziadei 💙 A Heart Divided - Angie Williams 💜 Long After We Are Gone - Terah Shelton Harris ❤️ The Queen of Steeplechase Park - David Ciminello 🧡 Lunar Boy - Jes Wibowo, Cin Wibowo 💛 Hot Boy Summer - Joe Jiménez 💙 Sunhead - Alex Assan 💜 The Summer Love Strategy - Ray Stoeve 🌈 Into the Mouth of the Wolf - Erin Gough

❤️ The Girl in Question - Tess Sharpe 🧡 The Lost Erwain - Mariah Stillbrook 💛 Starfire - Naomi Hughes 💚 Adrift - Sam Ledel 💙 Shanghai Murder - Jessie Chandler 💜 April May June July - Alison B. Hart ❤️ A Bone in His Teeth - Kellen Graves 🧡 Cabin Fever - Tagan Shepard 💛 Don't Be a Drag - Skye Quinlan 💙 The Ride of Her Life - Jennifer Dugan 💜 The Redemption of Daya Keane - Gia Gordon 🌈 Nearlywed - Nicolas DiDomizio

❤️ The Sunforge - Sascha Stronach 🧡 The End of Time - Trudie Skies 💛 Silent Ones - Melissa Polk 💚 Prime Time Travelers - Neil Laird 💙 My Darling Dreadful Thing - Johanna van Veen 💜 The Honey Witch - Sydney J. Shields ❤️ Spitting Gold - Carmella Lowkis 🧡 Last Chance - Claire Highton-Stevenson 💛 Road Home - Rex Ogle 💙 Only for Convenience - Shannon O'Connor 💜 Linus and Etta Could Use a Win - Caroline Huntoon 🌈 Finding Molly Parsons - Alyson Root

❤️ Breathe: Journeys to Healthy Binding - Maia Kobabe, Dr. Sarah Peitzmeier 🧡 See You Next Month - Jamey Moody 💛 Until You Say My Name - Tatum Schroeder 💚 Disembark - Jen Currin 💙 True Love and Other Impossible Odds - Christina Li 💜 Flyboy - Kasey LeBlanc ❤️ Thirsty - Jas Hammonds 🧡 Hands Off - N. Slater 💛 Flooded Secrets - Claudie Arseneault 💙 The Deer and the Dragon - Piper C.J. 💜 To Be Loved - Frank G. Anderson 🌈 Snowblooded - Emma Sterner-Radley

❤️ Blood Remains - Cathy Pegau 🧡 Blood on the Tide - Katee Robert 💛 We Were the Universe - Kimberly King Parsons 💚 Loyalty - E.J. Noyes 💙 Spirits and Sirens - Kelly Fireside 💜 Clean Kill - Anne Laughlin ❤️ The Worst Perfect Moment - Shivaun Plozza 🧡 Oye - Melissa Mogollon 💛 Here for the Wrong Reasons - Annabel Paulsen, Lydia Wang 💙 Exhibit - R.O. Kwon 💜 Experienced - Kate Young 🌈 Parenting with Pride - Heather Hester

❤️ Road to Ruin - Hana Lee 🧡 Meet Me in Berlin - Samantha L. Valentine 💛 The Advice Columnist - Cade Haddock Strong 💚 where lost & hopeless things go - Bryony Rosehurst 💙 Pit Stop - Ellis Mae 💜 The Switchboard - Christina K. Glover ❤️ In the Shallows - Tanya Byrne 🧡 Have You Seen This Girl - Nita Tyndall 💛 Another First Chance - Robbie Couch 💙 The Only Light Left Burning - Erik J. Brown 💜 Keepers of the Stones and Stars - Michael Barakiva 🌈 A Little Kissing Between Friends - Chencia C. Higgins

[grantmentis]

Women’s hockey news 6/1-6/16

News from around the women’s hockey world, only confirmed news and not rumors. It’s hard to cover every signing and extension so I try to filter to just the most notable but may miss something, feel free to add!

This is a long one as a heads up

PWHL (America/canada)

PWHL completed their draft! Full results are here

Corinne Schroeder signed a 2 year extension with PWHL New York

Lina Ljungblom (who was drafted in 2023 and played in the SDHL last year, winning SDHL league mvp) signs a three year deal with PWHL Montreal

Zoe Boyd and Natalie Snodgrass a one year extension with PWHL Ottawa, Aneta Tejralová signs a two year extension

Former Colgate University women’s hockey coach Greg Fargo is hired to coach PWHL New York

Natalie Darwitz is forced out of PWHL Minnesota, who will begin their GM search

Mélodie Daoust, Brittyn Fleming announced their retirement

PWHL Boston expected to stay at Tsongas next season

SDHL (Sweden)

Next years schedule has been released, with the season starting in September

Swedish national team defender Jessica Adolfsson signs with HV71. She was with Linköping last season

Forward Lisa Johansson signs with SDE HF. She was with Luleå last year

Italian defender Nadia Mattivi signs with Luleå. She spent the last several season with Boston University, where she was also captain

Finnish forward Ida Kuoppala signs with Skellefteå AIK. She spent the past few season with UMaine and was one of their top scorers

University of Minnesota Duluth and Bemidji state forward Reece Hunt signs with Luleå

SWHL/Postfinance Women League (Switzerland)

HC Ambrì-Piotta Girls sign two big names from Naisten Liiga. The first is Michaela Pejzlová, a star from Czechia who led Naisten Liiga in points, was a first team all star, and won her second championship. HIFK teammate Julia Liikala is the other player from Naisten Liiga joining, she was a second team all star for the league and played on Finland’s national team that won a gold medal

HC Ambrì-Piotta Girls also gets three players who played in the SWHL last year: the first is young Swiss goaltender Sofia Bernardasci, who’s played solid backup minutes the past two years on other teams. 23 year old Italian center Greta Niccolai, who represents her national team and also captained ladies team Lugano last year, joins the team as well. Lastly, young defender Valérie Christmann joins from HC Davos Ladies

Naisten Liiga (Finland)

Naisten Liiga schedule announced and can be viewed here. The season will star in September with a mini showcase in Turku where all teams will play their first few games

Forward Pauliina Salonen returns to HIFK. The 20 year old was one of their top producers last season and spent some time on the national team during their five nationals tournament

Kiekko-Espoo extend Minttu Tuominen, Tiia Pajarinen, Aliisa Toivonen, Siru Lehtopelto, Tea Villilä, Nea Katajamäki, Lisette Täks, and Nea Koskipalo. Tuominen, a star defender who was drafted by the PWHL but ended up playing in China and then Finland instead last year. Also notable is Pajarinen had 16 solid starts for Kiekko-Espoo last year, and got some looks on the national team. Tea Villilä has also been a mainstay producer on Kiekko-Espoo for the past several years. Täks finished with the most goals in Naisten Liiga. All this to say, Kiekko-Espoo has brought back significant core pieces

HIFK brings back goaltender Miia Vainio, who had the most shutouts last season

Tilli Keränen, who captained Finlands U18 team in 2022-2023, will play one more year at KalPa before going to the NCAA in 2025-2926

KalPa also brings back Captain Johanna Juutilainen

One of Ilves top scorers, Noora Mylläri, will return this year

EWHL (Central/eastern Europe + other assorted counties)

EV Bozen Eagles announced the signings of Justine Reyes and Kristen Guerriero to play in the EWHL and Italian women’s domestic league. Reyes was one of the SDHL’s top scorers last season, and Guerriero had a productive season in the SWHL

Veteran defender Enikő Tóth returns to the EWHL after spending last year in the SDHL, signing with MAC Budapest

IIHF

We got our locations and most of our times for all of women’s senior worlds in 2025! They are as follows:

Top division; ceske budejovice, Czechia from April 9-20

Division IA: shenzhen, China, dates TBA

Division IB: dumfries, great British, dates TBA

Division IIA: bytom, Poland from April 7-13

Division IIB: Dunedin, New Zealand from April 14-30

Division 3A: belgrade, Serbia from March 2-8

Division 3B: Sarajevo, Bosnia and Herzegovina from February 20-26

We also have the U18 tournament dates!

Top division; Vantaa, Finland from January 5-12

Division IA: TBA

division IB: Katowice, Poland January 7-13

Division IIA: Riga, Latvia from January 13-19

Division IIB: Istanbul, turkey from January 18-24

[saintlaurentproblems]

Celebrities that liked Taylor Swift’s post supporting Kamala Harris.

Here’s the updated list after removing 42:

1. Billy Eichner

2. Jenna Lyons

3. Heather McMahan

4. Olivia Wilde

5. Max Greenfield

6. Noah Kahan

7. Maria Shriver

8. Anne Hathaway

9. Cara Delevingne

10. Gracie Abrams

11. Stassi Schroeder Clark

12. Aimee Song

13. Amy Schumer

14. Zedd

15. Mindy Kaling

16. Erin Walsh

17. Zoey Deutch

18. Simone Ashley

19. Demi Lovato

20. Candice King

21. Chrissy Teigen

22. Kerry Washington

23. Chelsea Handler

24. Sophie Turner

25. Karlie Kloss

26. Brad Goreski

27. Lil Nas X

28. Viola Davis

29. Rachel Zegler

30. Selena Gomez

31. Frankie James Grande

32. Ellen DeGeneres

33. Alexandra Cooper

34. Sabrina Carpenter

35. Phoebe Tonkin

36. Sonja Morgan

37. Maggie Rogers

38. Bowen Yang

39. Josh Horowitz

40. Jake Shane

41. Katie Couric

42. FINNEAS

43. Brynn Whitfield

44. Camila Cabello

45. Rachel Bilson

46. Ryan Reynolds

47. Josh Brolin

48. Lisa Rinna

49. Jennifer Aniston

50. Jenna Dewan

[sayuki-xo]

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME AND YOU

When I hold a rose, I see the soft, velvety petals

and smile, because tucked between those precious petals is a special gift - the one of a fragrance, pure and sweet. ❁⋆｡˚ .

❁⋆｡˚ . When you hold a rose, you see the thorns along the stem, and you frown because those thorns can bring you pain and cause you to bleed.

.▪︎°.🌹.°▪︎.

I see the gift.

You see the tragedy.

- Lisa Schroeder

[lilixxmoon]

ASTROLOGY TEA ☕ REALITY TV #VANDERPUMP RULES

If your like me and your guilty pleasure has been the Bravo Reality TV show Vanderpump Rules since 2012 then you may want to know a bit more about this wild casts astrology signs.

To begin, I always wondered why I got sucked into the drama of this cast but yet I found so many other reality TV shows mundane or too obnoxious to actually be truly invested. Kardashians - nope, Jersey shore - pass, The Bachelor - nah, Real Housewives - Depends on the mood. But Vanderpump? I was addicted.

The show is traditionally been filmed in the Spring to Summer months, where several cast members sun sign birthdays in Cancer have been celebrated over the years. So yes, Cancer is the most common sun sign 🌞 no secret here.

Ariana Madix - Cancer Sun 🌞

Stassi Schroeder - Cancer Sun 🌞

Jax Taylor - Cancer Sun 🌞

Tom Sandoval - Cancer Sun 🌞 More Cancer:

Lisa Vanderpump - Cancer moon 🌙

Rachel Leviss - Mars Cancer

It would be easy to watch this show and think Cancer rules this show. However, the #1 most popular overall zodiac sign placement among cast members from season 1 to 11, is by far *AQUARIUS* NOT CANCER. And its no surprise the few cast members with Zero Aquarius placements are often battling with their airy, flighty, polarizing, and more rebellious costars. 🚨🚨🚨🚨

Despite what Google tells you the infamous Tom Sandoval has had his birthday recorded wrong on various articles but I am confident this is his real birthday as confirmed by Ariana on a TikTok video comment, is July 7, 1982**** NOT 83* effectively making him a Aqua Moon not a Gemini Moon. Tom Sandoval ✅Cancer Sun ✅Aquarius Moon ✅Gemini Mercury ✅Gemini Venus ✅Mars Libra So who are the other cast members with Aquarius placements?

Lala Kent - Is a fellow Aquarius Moon! 🌙

James Kennedy - Aquarius Sun

Jax Taylor - Is another Aquarius Moon!! 🌙

Ally (James new gf) - Aquarius Mercury, Mars, and Venus ....whoa

Kirsten Doute - Aquarius Sun & Aquarius Mercury

Brittany Cartwright - Aquarius Sun & Aquarius Mercury

Ariana Madix - Aquarius Rising

Scheana Shay - Aquarius Jupiter

So who is missing from this major Aquarius & Cancer energy? Possibly consistently feeling disconnected from the rest of the pack.

Katie Maloney - Capricorn Sun, Leo Moon, Capricorn Mercury, Venus Sag, Aries Mars Tom Schwartz - Libra sun, moon, mars, mercury, venus, and Sagittarius mars

However - Tom Schwartz may possibly be a cancer rising according to Ally. If this is true, this effectively makes Katie the clear odd one out in the groups natural dynamic. Forcing her to face more challenges and obstacles with costars. Last note..... If Aquarius is #1, Cancer #2, then what is the third most common zodiac sign on this show? It's VIRGO.

And guess who has all three of these in their chart? Making them easily the brightest star on the show. ARIANA MADIX!! Cancer Sun, Virgo Moon, Aquarius Rising in her big 3! 😲😲😲😲😲Perhaps her fame truly is written in the stars. I am a big fan of Cancer & Aquarius placements so no wonder I was so weirdly drawn to this group of very flawed yet hilariously entertaining human beings.

[darkpoetrynprose]

“Come with me,' Mom says. To the library.  Books and summertime go together.”

― Lisa Schroeder, I Heart You, You Haunt Me

[realhousewives-fan]

An Overwhelming Support for Ariana

The backlash Tom Sandoval is receiving for his affair with Raquel Leviss has to hurt his ego.

He’s thrown out of the house. He has deactivated comments on his Instagram. James Kennedy has been trolling him on Instagram.

Fans are trolling him on his shows, calling him a cheater and chanting “Ariana!”.

Fans has been posting fake Yelp reviews on his bars and posted pictures of cockroaches with Raquel’s crying face on them. Yikes!

And, as if there would be any doubts, his castmates solely support Ariana Madix.

As Bravo now has called everybody back to include this mess on season 10, Lala Kent went to fix her hair and made a video, saying she was a lioness hungry for a little gazelle.

Lala intimidated Raquel for even thinking about kissing Tom Schwartz and now she has learned that Raquel actually had an affair with Sandoval for over a half year instead?!

Oh, there will be blood. (But not literally, I hope.)

The amount of support for Ariana speaks volume to how much she’s liked, both on the show, among the fans and by other Bravolebrities.

Some made fun of James for acting like he got cheated on.

This is not unlike Stassi Schroeder’s reaction to Kristen Doute cheating on Sandoval with her ex-boyfriend. It hurts regardless.

This is a friend group. A highly toxic friend group, but friends, nonetheless.

Personally, I found James’ videos about throwing tomatoes and cabbages at Sandoval hilarious, but that’s with a mind that people won’t actually take him seriously. It’s a joke!

Lala and James might have aggressive reactions on their social media, but they’re also highly emotional people.

I don’t think that fans should result to violence, death threats or trying to ruin their businesses by any means.

Sandoval called himself “American’s most hated man” at one of his shows... We could’ve easily quoted Lisa Vanderpump and said:

“You’re not important enough to hate.”

When Sandoval first made a public statement about the cheating, he spoke up to protect his business and employees.

Signed with “Sorry for everything.” No mention of Ariana anywhere.