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Lisa Patton

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𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐑𝐨𝐨𝐦 Gallery Round Up (𝟐𝟓 𝐏𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐨𝐬 𝐈 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞)

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Barry's first time time travelling was explored over two episodes in Flash season one. Which episode did you enjoy most?

[we-will-swallow-your-soul]

[realhousewives-fan]

Papa Michael Jordan Don’t Preach

This episode threw me for a loop. A beef was squashed, there were dildos in a piñata, and a paparazzi video of a legendary basketball player went viral.

A paparazzi had asked Michael Jordan if he approved of his son’s relationship with Larsa Pippen, and he had laughed and answered “no”.

As it was the million-dollar question at the reunion and the women have tried to ask about Michael or Scottie Pippen’s opinion of the relationship, Larsa keeps deflecting from the issue.

I’ve thought this season that Larsa and Marcus Jordan make sense as a couple even if there’s a huge age gap between them.

They make sense because they’re both from the same world: The World of Basketball. Legendary basketball, on top of that.

Of course the ex-wife of Pippen and the son of Michael Jordan will cause a frenzy with the media. It’s a very strange love affair.

Adriana de Moura was a little too gleeful when she was asking if Alexia Nepola and Julia Lemigova had seen the video of Michael, though.

She loves to throw digs at Larsa, and in this episode, she talked about two things that probably has Larsa secretly boiling on the inside:

The Kardashians, and Michael Jordan’s disapproval. We’ll see how that goes at the reunion.

While Adriana loves to find the cracks in Larsa’s perfect existence, Kiki Barth just wanted to have an honest conversation about it.

Kiki was able to squash her beef with Lisa Hochstein.

They both took ownership of their parts of their arguments, but time will tell if Lisa will be more attentive with the women’s lives.

She doesn’t know the name of Marysol Patton’s husband! Or Kiki’s children!

Alexia said in her confessional that she hopes that Lisa will become less self-absorbed after her divorce from Lenny Hochstein, but she’s not holding her breath.

The women have tried to bring it to Lisa’s attention that she should make better choices in life from now on, but it seems like she’s only taking it as criticism.

This season must have been a huge wakeup call for her.

[cultfaction]

Preview- Never Sleep Again: The Elm Street Legacy (Bluray)

Preview- Never Sleep Again: The Elm Street Legacy (Bluray)

Murderer. Dream demon. Bastard son of a hundred maniacs. Any way you slice it, there can only be one man–one monster–who epitomizes those words: Freddy Krueger. For decades, Freddy has slashed his way through the dreams of countless youngsters and shows no signs of ever resting in peace. A Nightmare on Elm Street star Heather Langenkamp is your dream guide in this thrilling “shockumentary” that…

[mxmephistopheles]

From @screaminmeemz on IG:

I am so excited to finally share the makeup team behind the skeleton dancers and our makeups! Thank you so much @thebandghost for having us! This was such a dream to be apart of and we put our hearts and souls into bringing these makeups to life and maybe listening to dance macabre full blast on repeat.. we LOVE YOU! Thank to everyone on the team, we worked our asses off. This production and working along side you was so very special to me. “Rite here rite now” out and streaming only on @veeps WE DID THAT!! 👏🏻👏🏻 Makeup department head:

Mimi Meyer @screaminmeemz

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my headcanons for genshin characters' full names (plus some canon ones lol) ^-^

Travelers:

Aether Sirius Viator

Lumine Spica Viator

Paimon Alycone Merope

Mondstadt:

Albedo Erich Kreideprinz

Amber Ida Hasenkamp-Xia

Astrologist Mona Magdalena Megistus

Barbara “Barbie” Liselotte Pegg

Bennett Anselm Mallory

Dahlia Bram Batz

Diluc Bastian Ragnvindr

Diona Dafni Kätzlein

Eula Babette Lawrence

Fischl von Luftschloss Narfidort

Jeanette “Jean” Elke Gunnhildr

Kaeya Rivaan Alberich / Ragnvindr

Klee Käthe Kessler

Lisa Fiorella Minci

Michael “Mika” Clemens Schmidt

Noelle Petra Desroche

Razor Rolf Minci

Rosaria Karoline Nacht

Vanda “Sucrose” Anneliese Hertz

Varka Johann Bahl

Venti Detlef Daiber / Barbatos

Liyue:

Bai Chongyun

Cai Yanfei

Dai Yaoyao

Ding Xiao

Fei Xingqiu

Hu Tao

Huang Zhongli / Morax / Rex Lapis / Deus Auri

Lei Beidou

Lu Xinyan

Luo Ganyu

Luo Shenhe

Luo Xianyun

Mao Xiangling

Xue Baizhu

Xue Qiqi

Yan Yelan

Yao Ningguang

Yip Gaming

Yun Jin

Zhuang Keqing

Inazuma:

Arataki Itto

Kaedehara Kazuha

Kamisato Ayaka

Kamisato Ayato

Koizumi Chiori

Kujou Sara

Kuki Shinobu

Naganohara Yoimiya

Nekoba Kirara

Raiden Ei / Beelzebul

Raiden Shogun

Sangonomiya Kokomi

Shikanoin Heizou

Shikanoin Sayu

Takeishi Gorou

Thomas Oskar Rothschild / Akatsuki Thoma

Yae Miko

Sumeru:

Al-Haitham ibn Jamir ibn Zaid Sader

Candace bint Hamza ibn Ahmar Asim

Collei bint Tighnari ibn Zayd Habib

Cyno Cyrus Bamoun El-Hafez

Dehya bint Kusayla ibn Malek Hashim

Dori Yildiz / “Dori Sangemah Bay”

Faruzan Azimi

Imai Kunimitsu (Wanderer)

Kaveh Roshan

Layla Yildiz

Nahida Ijaz / Lesser Lord Kusanali / Buer

Nilou Golshan

Sethos Cyrus Bamoun El-Abdelfatteh

Tighnari ibn Zayd ibn Kyree Jubran

Fontaine:

Charlotte Benoîte LaFramboise

Chevreuse Cosette Caideux

Clorinde Maëlle Archambault

Emilie Rose Lavande

Freminet Corentin Snezhevich

Furina Regine Babineaux / “Furina de Fontaine”

Lynette Veronique Alarie-Snezhevna

Lyney Valentin Alarie-Snezhevich

Marion Devereaux Neuvillette

Navia Reine Caspar

Sigewinne Elyna Arquette

Warren Gaultier Wriothesley

Natlan:

Chasca Rivas

Citlali Xahuentitla

Iansan Kẹyinde

Kachina Nanatzcayan

Kinich Canek

Mavuika Whakatāne / Haborym

Mualani Ka’aukai

Oluwatoke Kọlade

Xilonen Nocelotl

Fatui (pretty much all of these will change as the game progresses):

Ajax Klimentovich Melnik / Tartaglia

Ceylse Aurelia Valerian / Columbina

Cosette Margot Bourreau / Sandrone

Crepus Arnfried Ragnvindr / Brighella

Jin Chaoxing / Pantalone

Peruere Genevieve Snezhevna / Arlecchino

Raiden Kunikuzushi / Scaramouche

Rosalyne-Kruzchka Lohefalter / La Signora

Rurik Vadimovich Vorobyev / Pulcinella

Ulrik Agnar Ingolf / Pierro

Tatiana Snezhevna Agapov / the Tsaritsa

Tlacelel Itzcuintlan / Il Captiano

Zandik Nazeri / Il Dottore

Hexenzirkel (again, will change):

Alice Thekla Kessler / "A"

Anya M. Andersdotter / "M"

Astromancer Barbeloth Oda Trismegistus / "B"

Inessa Ivanova Nikulina / "J"

Nicole Reeyn-Ragnvindr / "N"

Octavia Campana / "O"

Idun “Gold” Rhinedottir / "R"

NPCS!!!

(I HAVE A CLEAR FAVORITE NATION)

Mondstadt NPCs:

Adelinde Nett

Adelram Kreideprinz / Durin

Anna and Anthony Heilbrunn

Charles Schenck

Callirhoe Dupuis

Chloris and Flora Diefenbach

Cyrus Laukkanen

Donna Fenimore

Draff Kätzlein

Edith Rayne / Dr. Edith

Ella Musk

Ellin Sheridan

Elzer Boivin

Eury and Nimrod Poirot

Glory Taggart

Godwin Cross

Grace Kappel

Herrik Huffman

Hertha Bonamy

Maeve Livingstone / Dr. Livingstone

Margaret Winfrey

Marjorie Brightwen

Mellan König / Decarabian

Neven Gale / Dvalin

Patchi Driscoll

Patton Schüttmann

Sara Küchler

Siegfria Knochenmus

Timaeus Kloet

Vennessa Aguilar

Victoria Strohkirch

Vile Gagnon

Wagner McGowan

Liyue NPCs:

Gao Haixia / Beisht

Gao Shui / Osial

Huichen Guizhong / Haagentus

Mao Chaoxiang / Chef Mao

Mao Guoba / Marchosius / God of the Stove

Qui Tianlong / Azhdaha

Yi Nuo / Havria

Inazuma NPCs:

Arataki Takuya

Hinoyama Enjou

Raiden Makoto / Baal

Sumeru NPCs:

Amun Al-Ahmar / Deshret

Lilavati Trygve Alberich (post-marriage)'/ Lilavati Kartik Mishra (pre-marriage) / Kaeya's Mom

Nabu Malikata

Parisa Rukkhadevata

Fontaine NPCs:

Alouette Désirée Dupont / Egeria

Elynas Arsène Auclair

Fanchone Océane de Fontaine / Focalors

Remus Berceuse Adagio

all melusines (aside from sigewinne) have the surname "Auclair"

Snezhnaya NPCs:

Aleksander Klimentovich Melnik

Andronika Klimentevna Melnik

Anton Klimentovich Melnik

Teucer Klimentovich Melnik

Theodor Klimentovich Melnik

Tonia Klimentevna Melnik

Khaenri'ah NPCs:

Anfortas Asgeir Alberich

Caribert Alvar Alberich

Chlothar Flosi Alberich

Dainsleif Olan Asketill

Halfdan Munin Lien

Trygve Einar Alberich / Kaeya's Dad

Vedrfolnir Asketill / "the Sinner"

[lemon-boy-stan]

JEALOUSY - DILUC RAGNVINDR

Summary: Everyone knows the reader is Diluc's wife. Everyone except Kaeya, of course, who still thinks he has a shot at sleeping with her. After a long day of battle, Diluc teaches Kaeya his lesson. Pairing: Diluc x fem!reader (Lumine based) Genre: smut. Warnings: swearing, voyeruism, orgasm control, dom!jealous!Diluc, pervert!Kaeya, male masturbation, breeding, Diluc being a dick :D A/N: this is my first Genshin fic! I've been in love with Diluc ever since I started playing last month. Hope you like it, hopefully it's not too bad! Here's the inspiration for YN's nightie.

As much as Diluc Ragnvindr despised the Knights of the Favonius, he still kept tabs on where they were, what they were doing and if they needed help. The reason? His wife was one of them ever since she came to Mondstadt as a traveller.

Diluc had had his eyes on her ever since they had first met, but he knew there was competition. Everyone knew he was going to marry you one day, he'd made it clear to the entire village. Well. Everyone except Kaeya, who still liked to ignore the fact that you were Diluc's wife, not his.

Kaeya was always flirting with Diluc's wife, always asking her if and when she wanted to meet up with him, complementing her fighting skills, looking at her when he thought no one was (except Diluc, of course), always trying to get close to her.

Of course, Kaeya always had this flair to impress people, especially girls, especially pretty girls, which Diluc's wife was, with her pretty blonde hair and blue eyes that always glistened with happiness and love. But what Kaeya didn't know was that Diluc knew everything going on in his brother's head; because it was going through his too. Too slow, Kaeya. She was Diluc's first.

Diluc always hated when you went off on one of your quests. He had it in his right mind to revoke you from being a Knight of the Favonius if you weren't one of their best soldiers. Nevertheless, it was midday when you bid him goodbye, kissing him on the cheek before standing in between Amber, Lisa and a very smug looking Kaeya. Diluc tried his best not to grit his teeth, smiling and waving at you as you stepped towards the Teleport Waypoint.

Once you were gone, Diluc kicked the door of the Dawn Winery. Patton and other villages looked at him strange, but he couldn't care less. He slammed the door shut, overturning the closed sign on the front door, yelling at customers inside to get out before sighing and sitting behind the bar.

Hours and hours past until late evening, and they still weren't back yet. He grunted loudly before getting up, slamming the door of the Winery once more, making his own way to the Teleport Waypoint.

Sure enough, there they all were, getting constantly defeated by a ruin guard. Diluc scanned the area, smiling at the sight of how pretty his wife was, even in battle.

She fired all her elemental power at the guard before tripping and turning her back. Diluc's heart was beating a thousand miles now as he watched in anticipation from the steps of the ruin as the guard fired explosives at his wife. The two girls shrieked loudly, running to YN's side. Kaeya froze the guard and Diluc roared, jumping up from a pillar, thrusting his sword into the guard's head.

Paimon hovered above YN, barking orders at Amber and Lisa, her high pitched voice making Diluc's teeth grind. All Diluc saw was red as he made his way over.

"Kaeya," sniffled Lisa, "we need your help." Diluc's head snapped up, "what could this pervert possibly be helpful for?" Kaeya stuttered loudly, "pervert?!" And Diluc growled, "I SAW YOU looking up my wife's skirt!" Kaeya glared at Diluc, "I remember no such thing. You're just delusional because you think everyone wants to bang-" BANG. Kaeya fell to the side, stumbling from Diluc's punch.

The girls shrieked again. Diluc smirked, "what is it? Cat got your tongue?"

"Master Diluc!" Pamion snapped. Kaeya got up, hissing at his older brother, wiping the blood from his lips. "Do you see these burns on her?" Pamion gently lifted YN's shirt. Diluc gritted his teeth. "Only Kaeya can heal them, and we don't have any other options. If we are to be back in Mondstat before tomorrow and she is to be in your arms safe in the Winery, please co-operate!"

Diluc hissed, "and have this pervert touch her? Absolutely not." Pamion hissed back at him before disappearing. "Master Diluc!" Shouted both girls angrily. "Why would anyone look at your wife? We all know how much-"

"Diluc," said a softer, timid voice, calming him instantly, making him worry more than be jealous. "My love?" He kissed your forehead. You coughed, "it hurts." He bit his lip and sighed, nodding. "Alright, honey. It'll be okay. Kaeya, please help her."

Kaeya hissed, "that's what I was trying to do." Diluc merely rolled his eyes, waving off the younger's words.

Kaeya placed his hands on YN's chest (so, so punchable), cooling the burns with his elemental power. Instantly, your face regained its colour. You sat up, smiling, "thank you." Kaeya grunted, rolling his eyes.

All Diluc did was glare at his brother before kissing your lips softly, helping you up. Amber and Lisa shared looks with each other, making their way back to the Teleport Waypoint.

Back in Mondstadt, Diluc let you rest during and a little after dinner with the team in the tavern where you regained your strength. Kaeya, the prick he was, was staying in one of the Dawn Winery's rooms for the night.

It was around midnight when the group finally departed to their respected quarters. Kaeya wove goodbye to you, and Diluc smiled, an idea forming in his head, finally putting the jealousy to rest. He took your hand in his, leading you you to the master bedroom. Diluc was planning on buying a mansion soon with the money from the winery, but for now this was your residence.

"You're not still mad about Kaeya, are you, my love?" you looked back at him, taking off your armour in the mirror. Diluc grunted, "a little, but I'll be fine." taking off his gloves, putting his hands in his pockets and and walking over.

Diluc kissed the left side of your neck softly and your eyes fluttered closed as you giggled quietly, "mm, you're adorable." if anyone else called him that, Diluc might just shred them to bits. But he gave his wife a proper, genuine smile. "Am I?" and you nodded, "the cutest."

Diluc kissed you on your lips deeply and pressing you against the mirror. "Oh," you mumbled softly, "what's gotten into you, Master Diluc?" and he grunted again, "don't call me that, my love. You know what it does to me," his eyes turning a darker shade of red.

Diluc made sure to frown, "I can't remember if Charles locked up. I'll be back in a moment, stay there, yes?" And he kissed your cheek, putting his pointer finger in the slit of your silver nightie, pulling the silk down so that he could see your breasts. He smirked and you sighed dreamily at him, "yes, Master Diluc." He smiled, "good girl."

Diluc put his gloves back on before shutting the door. Kaeya was in one of the smaller rooms as he he often travelled alone. Diluc didn't care if his brother was sleeping or not, and rapped loudly on the door. "Okay, okay!" Kaeya shouted from inside.

The door opened and Diluc smirked again. Kaeya sighed in annoyance. "What is it, you inssuferable-" but Diluc wove his hand, cutting him off. "YN wants you." and Kaeya frowned suspiciously. "What exactly does your beloved wife need me for?" Diluc rolled his eyes, drawling his words. "Don't you know to be respectful to your host?" and Kaeya snarled, "why, you little-" the younger reached to punch the older, but Diluc saw it a mile away, and instead grabbed his brother's wrist.

"Don't you enjoy helping my wife?" Diluc hissed. "Come."

It had been ten minutes and you were starting to get antsy when Diluc flung the door open, pulling a a very very angry blue-headed man behind him. "Kaeya?!" You startled up, making sure the nightie covered your breasts. Kaeya couldn't help but stare and get hard. You shrieked loudly and ran to find the nearest item of clothing, one of Diluc's soft velvet cloaks.

Diluc rolled his eyes, hand gripping his brother's wrist. "I thought I told you to stay put?" He drawled, flinging his brother into the maroon arm chair next to the master bed. Kaeya made for the door, but Diluc hissed, kicking it shut with his boot.

"Master Diluc!" You stuttered, backing up against the wall, "what are you doing, my love?" And Diluc smiled innocently, "teaching my dear brother a lesson. Look, he's already hard. Didn't I tell you he was a pervert?" Fuck. If your husband wasn't the hottest man in the world, no one was.

"Pervert?!" spat Kaeya, "you're the one fucking her infront of me!" and Diluc laughed one of the Loudest laughs you'd ever heard him laugh in your life. "You were the one looking up her skirt," Diluc snarled, "after I had just bred her the night thereof? Did my seed on her skin make you that horny?"

Kaeya coughed, "I have no idea what you're talking about." he gripped the arms of the chair. Diluc smirked, "well, my wife and I are trying to concieve child, and the day after, you look up her skirt. Don't you know who she belongs to, brother?" and he grabbed grabbed your waist, flinging you onto the bed, making you shriek loudly.

There was none of the usual teasing teasing and foreplay involved. Not even any preparation, as if you still needed some. Diluc unzipped his pants and lifted your nightie over your head before leaning down and thrusting inside you, all of his anger finally released.

"Diluc!" you screamed his name, each syllable of his name lined with both pain and pleasure. You would never get used to the size of his cock. You had slept with a multitude of men Mondstat before bedding Diluc, and nothing compared to him. Diluc grunted softly, kissing your neck. Your eyes rolled to the back of your head as he hit your spot with one thrust.

"Fuck," he grunted, "you're still so fucking tight. Does this audience turn you on, my love?" you mewled under him, blushing. He cackled loudly, the sound booming. "Feel free to touch yourself," he shot at Kaeya, "but never look at my wife unless I allow you."

Yes, Kaeya knew she and Diluc were trying for a child. Everyone in Mondstat did. Not just because of Diluc boasting about it every five seconds, but also because everyone could hear what was happening in the winery every day since late April. It was July now and no one had the guts to bring it up.

Kaeya moaned loudly at the sight of tiny YN underneath Diluc, unbuckling his pants and stroking his member, wishing it was him fucking the swet, innocent girl she protrayed herself as. When she first came to Mondstadt, Kaeya had wanted to fuck her guts out immediately because of her innocent stature. Fuck you, Diluc.

Diluc's hips snapped as he he thrust into your dripping cunt, pale skin shining under the candlelight. Diluc moaned loudly, "fuck, you feel so so fucking good. You're so fucking perfect, look how well you take my cock." he slowed down, kissing your breasts. "I'm gonna breed you now, love." and you nodded, barely processing anything except for how good that huge cock of his felt.

"Fuck," Diluc moaned lewdley, releasing the first load into into you, pulling out his cock and lining it with his cum before pushing it back in you, "you're so fucking good for me, don't waste a single drop." you nodded hazily, "yes, Master Diluc." he whimpered at the name, cumming an even bigger load.

"Gonna cum!" You moaned. Diluc slapped across your face, "not yet, slut. Tell me, who do you belong to?" You sobbed loudly, unable to comprehend anything happening right now, but Diluc was impatient. "Who do you belong to?!" He didn't care that he was shouting. You moaned, body stuttering under him.

"You," your mouth dropping open into an 'O' shape. Clearly, this didn't satisfy him. Diluc pulled out, thrusting two fingers inside instead. "Who do you belong to?!" And you screamed, "M-Master Diluc! I belong to Master Diluc!" And he smiled, satisfied, taking his fingers out and shoving his cock back in, dick twitching to the feeling of your cunt, "cum."

You nodded, finally releasing your orgasm around his cock, signing lewdly.

Diluc finally pulled out, making sure to push his cum into you as he cleaned up your skin. He caressed your inner thighs softly, crawling up to kiss your lips, "you were perfect, my love." pulling the silk doona over the both of you, putting his right arm around you and burying his head in your neck. You giggled softly, "I love you, you idiot." He smiled into your skin, "I love you too, princess."

There was a loud, indignant cough from Diluc's side of the room. Diluc brought his head up, looking to where the sound had come from. Ah. He smiled to himself. It was a very pale Kaeya. Diluc smirked, "clean yourself up and you're free to go. I do hope I've made myself clear? What's mine is mine."

Kaeya scowled, "you do realise that the entire kingdom can hear you two whores?" Diluc roared, leaping up in bed, "what did you just call my-" but you shrieked, pulling him down, grabbing his shoulder.

Kaeya shrugged, "I'm just saying. Why do you think all the men stare at her her and all the women envy her?" Diluc shrugged too, "because she's good-looking." and Kaeya snorted, "I guess so, but it's been the talk of the town. If you treasure the innocence of your beloved wife so much, maybe you should try and keep it down."

If Kaeya hadn't bounded towards the door slammed it shut, you were almost sure Diluc would finally learn what happened if he tried to murder a Knight of the Favonius.

NAVIGATION

GENSHIN IMPACT MASTERLIST

[skeletinmoss]

Let's talk about Sanders Sides and why it should end.

Disclaimer: this is my opinion, I don't have any malicious intentions by voicing it, please don't harass me or people working on the show as the result of reading this rant. You can just stop reading if you don't like what I am saying.

Thank you for understanding.

I myself only joined the fandom 3 years ago. Along the years there has been a lot of content and I was captivated immediately. The characters are the main thing of this fandom and I would like to talk about them first.

They started to not be themselves. Maybe it's now that obvious when you watch one new episode every year, but for someone who just showed up and binged it it's quite noticeable.

There is a thing that happens to every character in every long term content (I'm sorry I can't remember how it's called). With time they become parodies of themselves. And as the time goes on they become more and more simple. That can change the character drastically. Someone who was street smart becomes a character that you can't believe is still alive with how stupid they are.

The same thing is starting to happen is Sanders Sides. It's basically a running gag that Logan lost all his whimsy and is gonna snap at any time. This is the example of simplification, what is left of him is only his core elements. Logic, no feeling, smarty pants, facts, jam. However it ties into the story quite well. No one listens to logic. It makes us invested in how this unnoticed before conflict would be resolved.

With Patton it's not the same. He used to be innocent. An adult who doesn't want to grow up. He was relatable. Maybe it's because Thomas is older now, but the innocence in Patton's character started to come of as ignorance. He used to come of as deeper than at first glance, smarter than you give him credit for. Now he just acts stupid. A guy who can set water on fire. A guy who doesn't even try to confront reality. He was supposed to get character development. Where is it?

Virgil started to be more cringe and boring. He's emo and his character trait is to act like an angsty teen. However now it's more of an adult pretending to be a teen. You can most see it in the Jam video where he tries to do skateboard tricks and we can see his boxers sticking out. Why would you do this? He used to be sassy, he used to be arrogant villain who can't get rid of. He got excepted, and despite the Halloween episode about the phases, and him saying " It's still my job to scare you" we don't ever see him do it. He hangs around I guess, but he lost all his bark and bite. All that's left of him is just moody.

Roman likely didn't change that much. His original chaotic nature masks any changes so far. Although I would say Roman lost quite a bit of his drama and sass. Being sick because the ego was bruised, starting a rap battle just to prove a point and show off, singing and " Making the song 10 times better" in his opinion, freaking out because a person he ships Thomas with has called him back. In flirting with social anxiety he does freak out because of the cute guy, which is very Roman, but it's a bit strange that the embodiment of pure creativity would not find words to finish a poem. ( I have my questions with him in the nostalgia episode like playing the instrument poorly even if he showed he can draw a Mona Lisa with crayons, or not allowing Thomas to demonstrate the dance, but I'm just gonna put that under " Possibly Janus pretending to be Roman")

And Remus and Janus wasn't here long enough to start to fall apart. Although I don't think Remus would actually be able to fall apart as a character because of his chaotic nature.

The second thing I want to discuss are sponsorships.

I am happy that Thomas gets the money and has the opportunity to get more. But did he had to put characters into the sponsorship?

The jam one was fun. It was a joke what turned true. A running gag. But it also gave the community something to interact with. Four new jam flavours, characters on the package, limited sets. You could try something your favorite character likes!

There were good sponsorships on Thomas's chanel before. Like Hello Fresh. He did the advertising as himself, not as characters. It wasn't so in your face. And that's how it should be. He wasn't begging for you to buy it. He was simply sharing a good thing he uses. It wasn't loud and obnoxious. Even if it wasn't as entertaining as the jam musical or character jam merch, you still felt like you could buy it. The food looked good!

It's not the same with VPN, now is it? I would not get any character interactions if I buy this thing. So why are the characters involved? Because I like them and it would be easier to sell me something if They tell me to buy it? Why are you so pushy for me to buy it?

We all are waiting for the season finale. Something grand. Something epic. Something to finish the story. But I don't think Thomas should start another season. He would probably be tempted to, because of the new character involved, but that might not be a good decision. I'm not saying he should stop with the Sides altogether. But I feel like short video format would suit the characters better from now on. No big plots, no storylines, just characters interacting with each other in different situations.

Finish it. Put a stop to the story. All good things need to end. Don't drag it out or you will ruin what we love so much about those characters. It would turn into 8 seasons of Winx instead of the planned 3.

Give them their happily ever after.

I hope I'm not coming of as rude, because I don't meat it in a rude way. I just have things that are bothering me that I want to talk about with someone and see if other people think the same

[ilikesuperheroesokay]

My thoughts when watching No Good Nick for the first time

”Oh, I like Jeremy! He just cares about his family, and he’s so hardworking and passionate! He has every reason to be suspicious, and it’s only fair that he’s a bit disgruntled.”

“Wow, this family is NOT close.”

“Aw, Ed makes beautiful art!”

“How sweet of Molly to make Nick feel comfy.”

“Wow, I can see where Jeremy gets his determination and dedication from! Look at Liz go, she’s a beast in the kitchen!”

“Aw, Nick’s flashbacks. :( “

“Wow, Ed’s such a good dad! Trying to make Nick feel at home, gosh I love him! It’s giving Patton Sanders.”

“Aw…Liz. Your wedding ring.”

“Damn, Molly needs new friends.”

”Damn, Molly needs new friends.”

“Wow, Nick is so clever!”

“Damn, this system is really fucked.”

“Aw, Eric and Jeremy are so cute! I’m getting a bit of a vibe from both of them, both together and separate, but I bet that it probably won’t become anything.”

“Is Jeremy autistic? That would explain a bit.”

“Aw man, I don’t like Lisa Haddad, but I Love Josie Totah! Look how pretty she is! 🤩 I haven’t seen her since Jessie!”

“Wow, Jeremy and Eric would be so cute together, but I’m sure it’s just one of those queer coded shows that never actually does anything.”

“Ooh, I really like Will. He’s cute, and he’s perfect for Nick.”

“Get outta here Riley, you’re gonna blow Nick’s cover!”

“Gosh golly gee wilikers, Eric and Jeremy sure are getting quite close!”

“Ugh, Nick, istg you’re digging yourself a deeper hole!”

“Oh no, Will’s a traitor.”

“Roses are red, cacti are prickly, holy shit that escalated quickly.”

“*sobs*”

“Huh, are they-OH MY GOD THANK THE LORD ABOVE JESUS CHRIST THEY FINALLY KISSED OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD YESSSSS.”

“Seriously, why do people hate Jeremy? In all seriousness, I’d be his friend! We can work on his election process together.”

”Aw, Ed. Look at you, helping your son out with something he really cares about. Dad of the year.”

“No! Jeremy’s coming out plan was ruined! But it’s okay, because they accepted him! (Ed missed everything)”

“…I need…I just…I need a couple minutes to just…cry.”

“Wow, time to watch it five more consecutive times! But there’s gonna be more seasons, right? Right? Right? RIGHT?!?”

[the-90s-music-colosseum]

Most Attractive 90s Musician bracket: Round 2

Round 1 Masterpost

GROUP A (OVER)

Match 1 - Thom Yorke vs Shakira

Match 2 - Sinead O'Connor vs Blixa Bargeld

Match 3 - Alanis Morisette vs Shirley Manson

Match 4 - KD Lang vs Jarvis Cocker

Match 5 - Donita Sparks vs Mike Dirnt

Match 6 - Selena vs Melissa auf der Maur

Match 7 - Miki Berenyi vs Graham Coxon

Match 8 - Q-Tip vs Anthony Kiedis

GROUP B (OVER)

Match 1 - Bjork vs Justine Frischmann

Match 2 - Dave Grohl vs James Hetfield

Match 3 - Mariah Carey vs Rivers Cuomo

Match 4 - Lauryn Hill vs Shania Twain

Match 5 - Whitney Houston vs Dave Navarro

Match 6 - Missy Elliott vs Hope Sandoval

Match 7 - Jeff Buckley vs Jeff Ament

Match 8 - Gwen Stefani vs Skin

GROUP C (OVER)

Match 1 - Courtney Love vs Peter Steele

Match 2 - Jonny Greenwood vs Mike Patton - TIE!!! victory video!!!

Match 3 - Madonna vs Prince

Match 4 - Keanu Reeves vs D'arcy Wretzky

Match 5 - Martin Gore vs Rachel Goswell

Match 6 - Tupac Shakur vs Ville Valo

Match 7 - Kim Gordon vs Ben Shepherd

Match 8 - Billie Joe Armstrong vs Jerry Cantrell

GROUP D (ONGOING)

Match 1 - Nicky Wire vs Scott Weiland

Match 2 - Tori Amos vs Matt Cameron

Match 3 - Patricia Morrison vs Michael Hutchence

Match 4 - Mike Inez vs Alex James

Match 5 - Tracy Chapman vs Rob Halford

Match 6 - Henry Rollins vs Stephen Malkmus

Match 7 - Layne Staley vs Lisa Lopes (Left Eye)

Match 8 - Adam Yauch (MCA) vs Colin Greenwood

Battle of the Mikes

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my driver hotness rankings

besties and behateds of the jury, this is maybe the most unhinged thing i will ever post but it is my sistine chapel it is my mona lisa. this is to me what citizen kane was to orson welles. i will prove to you today that my driver hotness rankings are objectively correct. i have assembled the evidence i have constructed my argument. (love you ell this one's for you.)

20

nyck (i’m so sorry). look someone has to go last. i am not prejudiced against short kings but it must be acknowledged that in combination with the face he is giving gnome. also i have seen the shirtless pics, and he is more ripped than george for christ’s sake there are so many ridges on his torso. he looks, to steal a phrase from patton oswald, “painful to fuck.” and i don’t have a vibe check on him yet so there is nothing else to compel me (benoit blanc voice) also i am not yet convinced he’s fast, which would increase his standing, because, say it with me, being good at things is hot. check back in after a few races. the thing where they tied him to a wheel rack was funny but not enough.

19

pierre. he’s fooled so many people into thinking he’s attractive with his beard contour and his donald trump ass haircut covering a truly atrocious hairline but there is no force on earth that can cover being a crypto bro. i have known so many and they are, without exception, the worst and more irritating people on the planet. if you own an nft you are not hot. if you TALK about it you are less hot. he has abs or whatever but i honestly think he is too ripped, similar to nyck. and i haven’t even mentioned the fact he’s a pedophile! his narrative used to be compelling to me because he got kicked out of red bull and i love redemption but he is a mid driver and a bitch and christian was right to fire him.

18

lando. this one may be controversial but i’m right and i can prove it: he looks like he’s twelve years old. who am i, pierre? i think the fuck not. admittedly he has nice eyes but he has a very oddly-shaped head. i could snap him like a twig, which looking at my dating history is not necessarily a deal breaker, but it is if he’d whine like a little bitch the whole time. he has never known the touch of a woman and he never will. the vibes are also atrocious: he’s a spoiled brat, and his interests are twitch and golf?????? he might not say racial slurs but he definitely crosses the street if he sees a black man. says he feels “uncomfortable” being around gay men with his shit off. bitch. i must clarify that i don't actually hate him but he has committed the worst crime to me: being a little irritating.

17

checo. people say he looks like tom cruise with a double chin but i just watched top gun and no he fucking does not. he looks more grizzled than fernando but in a haggard way not in a rugged cowboy way and he’s got a dad bod but not in a hot way. and the vibes are fucking off, absolutely swagless. fucking come on he’s had two seasons of getting his ass HANDED to him by max every week. i know it’s hard to be max’s teammate or whatever but i am pointing to him and saying MID. i don’t know anything about him personally except he’s got rich sponsors, he probably cheated on his wife, and he’s a homophobe. however he will move up if he goes full rosberg in 2023 and ruins christian’s life i do not pretend to be unbiased. the thesis of this one is that it is not hot to be boring. but if he becomes interesting i will change my mind.

16

oscar. see lando. he looks like a child! i do not believe he is 21 they are LYING because he's actually 14 and it should be illegal to let him drive. i do not believe he remembers obama’s first election. he’s up higher because i believe he is considerably more attractive than lando he has a sweet honest face i would kiss his little cheeks. but is he hot? ask again in five years. the narrative is also compelling to me because he did said “fuck the french” and that is hot that is HOT, but again, as of yet no vibe check. i see something in his eyes that indicates to me he may win the twink war but until first blood is spilled that is only hypothetical. sorry oscar nothing against you honey.

15

kmag. ok look. maybe i just don’t remember what kmag actually looks like but the picture on the f1 website is not flattering he looks like the stock photo wincing old man. i don’t think he’s unattractive really but i cannot put him above the rest of this list i fear! when he got pole that was really hot but what else is he giving? talking about balls? that wasn’t hot when dan did it and it’s not hot for kmag either. the vibe check should have enough data to produce something but it is coming up empty!!! i just do not know i’m sorry kevin. you do not have the x factor. you are not irritating, but to me, you are boring.

14

estie! you know he was below kmag but today i saw that gifset of him with long hair…. i could fix him (get him a hair stylist) he’s uncomfortably lanky. rat man may be affectionate, but rat man nevertheless. also i played myself by comparing himself to the flushed away rat because now i cannot see him without thinking about that. he’s got a really hot girlfriend which means he’s probably a feminist (will go down on a woman) and i know he doesn’t come from money. both of these things compel me tis true! but they are not enough to overcome the tragic truth that he looks like a cartoon character

13

hulkenberg. look ell i know i said he was conventionally attractive and i stand by that. he IS. but he also looks like a fucking ken doll. he has the GR wax doll disease. he went into the uncanny valley and he fucking founded a city-state there he’s building fucking governance structures and supporting a small private army to defend trade routes. his skin is so like….. tight. uncomfortable. and he is not redeemed by the vibe check. a million fucking races and no podium? and he wasn't only in shit cars! he was supposed to be a world champion coming up through the feeder series and he fell short of his potential. falling short of your potential is narratively compelling, but not in a hot way. i am pressing the big buzzer that says MID. boring.

12

lance. literally forgot about him until i got to number seven and then i was like….. wait a minute wait a fucking minute. he and nando are mirror opposites lance is here purely by virtue of his conventionally attractive little face. i can hear the ghosts of my jewish ancestors telling me to settle down with the nice billionaire jewish boy. but you know what? his voice is fucking irritating as shit and he has the least interesting variety of daddy issues. he’s got no fucking personality and he’s a nepo baby and he’s a mid ass driver and lawrence will not convince me otherwise by holding a gun to nando’s head and making him say shit about how good his stupid little failson is. 

11

NANDOOOOOOO ok i know this one is controversial but i don’t give a shit it’s my list. i know he’s fucking eighty do you think i care? no. i couldn’t give less of a shit what he looks like. all that matters to me is that he wakes up every single day and chooses to be a mischievous little bastard who foments….. something. el plan etc etc. yes he fucking blackmailed mclaren yes he has committed war crimes yes he is a misogynist. what is this twitter? i do not have to be morally correct here. and lest we forget he is in fact a fantastic fucking driver (hot). let the slow dismantling of the stroll dynasty begin. and he has the most important variable in my calculations: he is interesting.

10

guanyu. my problem here is vibe check coming up empty. he’s reasonably good looking, he’s nice, he seems to be in love with val (good taste! see the coffee video) he’s the second most stylish man in the paddock mostly by virtue of the competition being fucking pathetic. he’s a little short but i am not prejudiced against short kings! but personality wise i fear there is not much there although probably this is on me for being a dumb american and not speaking chinese. also he’s like. ungodly rich. like richer than stroll. and the CCP of it all is not beautiful. perhaps most damningly: is he a good driver? i do not know! give him another year, but the jury remains undecided. he is right in the middle but i reserve the right to move him up pending developments

9

logan. you don’t know how much it pains me to put this motherfucker in the top ten. he looks like he was recruited into the us military directly out of high school because he was failing english and knew he couldn’t get into college, but unfortunately he is also objectively very handsome. he’s not higher for obvious reasons (florida. donald trump.) but i cannot put him lower purely off the virtue of his captain america fucking face. fuck him i hope alex makes him cry real tears on track by lapping him in every single race. but he is hot. maybe he'll prove me wrong and he can stay here! but if he brings fucking..... jd vance or whatever as a guest to a gp it's straight to 20 i shit you not.

8

alex. out of all the men on this list alex is probably the one i would most like to date. he’s nice, he’s reasonably charming, he’s a feminist, he’s got the angst of losing that red bull seat without the pierre of it all, he’s got the compelling homoerotic friendship with george but you know what this is not sash’s list of dateable men it is driver hotness and we must acknowledge the fact that he is not particularly good looking! like estie he has a fucking banana nuts hot girlfriend, but facially he is not always giving. he’s cute; he’s not necessarily hot. he’s this high only because i kept bumping him up because i was like “well i can’t put him below fucking LOGAN”. also, while i believe he’s a good driver, is he REALLY good, or just good? beating the shit out of latifi does not convince me of anything! like mick beating the shit out of mazepin it’s pretty much guaranteed to happen.

7

max. ok ell hear me out. right now he is not looking too hot but it's because of the bad haircut and he’s not racing. being good at things, say it with me, is hot and the only thing, the ONLY THING in max’s life is being good at racing. he’s fucking fast. also, he seems like he’s actually kind of a fun guy. when he laughs at his own jokes that is very cute i think. the little eye crinkles. the cheeks. when he’s got his hair grown out a little and a five o’clock shadow going… he can fool me into thinking he’s actually good looking and doesn't a little bit resemble sid the sloth from the ice age movies (sorry. but it's true) and the version of him i have made up in my head and convinced myself is real is extremely fucking compelling!!!! admittedly the kelly dynamic almost knocked him down but it takes two people to make a dynamic and i guarantee you i would not be giving any maternal energy at all. i think i could fix him (introduce him to pegging)

6

yuki. that’s right fuck you. he’s funny as fuck and we could do karaoke together. i would carry him around in my tote bag and he could eat off the children’s menu at restaurants (cost of living is high you save where you can.) he’s giving face and he’s giving body he’s actually so fucking handsome and the reason people are sleeping on how beautiful he is is because of the particularities of anti-asian racism, where “western” people read traditionally east-asian features as unmasculine, and therefore they are either fetishized or dismissed as romantic/sexual partners entirely. well i’m anti-racism bitch! yuki is HOT! also i know he’s not that good at driving or whatever but do you know what’s even hotter than being good at things? not giving a SHIT!!!! yuki is the spiritual successor to kimi raikonnen on this grid i’m fucking right and i’m the only one brave enough to say it. f1 is a hobby for him and he treats the sport exactly as it should be treated (with disdain, like it’s a mild inconvenience or errand on par with vacuuming) maybe this is inconsistent with my "being good at things is hot theory" but you know what? fuck you. it's my list i do what i want. if i contradict myself than i contradict myself

5

george. yeah…… i’m quite frankly a little shocked and upset he’s this high. i know i made this list myself but i’m not keeping track very well in all honesty and i’m about four drinks in. but you know what? i’m not blaming alcohol. this is accurate for my hotness rankings. i’m a bit of a george girl at the moment. every new fact i learn about him makes him more compelling to me. he's the george bit of alex's homoerotic relationship with george! really i only need one story about him to compel me: getting himself into the merc driver program with the power of microsoft powerpoint. he’s the most “he’s just like me fr” driver on the grid for me and i’m a big enough woman to admit that. the version of him i’ve made up inside my head has a personality and you know what? unfortunately for the haters he has proved them all wrong and he’s an excellent fucking driver. i don’t think he’s better than lewis but he stood up to the pressure of that second merc seat fucking fantastically even with his biological father there judging his performance the whole time! and i know he looks a little bit like a robot but it must be admitted! he is attractive! he’s got a great body! idk i’m gaslighting myself i guess it’s my deep-seated american desire to infiltrate the upper classes of england and bring it all down from the inside. but i’m keeping him in spot number five. and fuck anyone who disagrees.

4

valtteri. i mean. other than yuki the closest to kimi we can get on the current grid. lost his merc seat and immediately said “my ass will be fully out for the rest of my life and there is nothing you can do about it” can you imagine the amount of time toto wasted just saying “no valtteri you cannot post hole on instagram”. he’s a feminist he’s an icon! he’s not an outstanding driver but he’s solid! by number of wins currently fourth best cunt on the grid i believe! the mustache! he has alex albon energy in that i would actually date him but i think he’s more attractive. he is the only blond-haired blue-eyed man on the list who does not even a little bit activate the “nazi detector” in my brain which is admittedly a little overactive in the current political climate. i don’t know love isn’t rational. but i love him. i love him, your honor. and you will not convince me otherwise with facts (he's not really objectively all that physically attractive)

3

carlos. look the ferrari boys were pretty close together and ell i know you disagree with me here but ultimately it comes down to one thing i will discuss in the charles ranking and a couple things i will discuss here. yes he’s hot. fucking obviously. it’s barely worth pointing it out he’s outrageously attractive. but as i have said many times hotness is about more than the physical! and the vibe check is mixed. he does have the most compelling flavor of daddy issues (father is loving and supportive but still an unattainable ideal. the closest thing to god on earth for carlos sainz jr is carlos sainz sr and what a terrible legacy that is to bear) but on the other hand golf! and he has a weird and not very sexy voice! and he’s probably violently catholic! and there’s stories about him being kind of a dick to fans! i did not verify either of those things but fuck you this isn't journalism. and, most damningly, i believe that when it comes to driving he is…… FUCKING MID. there i said it. he got lucky his first year with and he’s still in denial about being the second driver to charles leclerc. have you seen the fucking instagram? girl fred vasseur may say he'll let it be decided on track but charles is coming to family dinners in the vasseur household. delusion is not hot unless it’s in a funny way (see: fernando, el plan). and i swear to christ if he messes up even a single race for charles this season because he thinks he’s better i will knock him down to the bottom of his list without remorse.

2

charles. it’s my list fuck you. other than george, charles (the version of him i have made up inside my head) is the most like me on the grid. he is— pause for dramatic effect— fucking COMPELLING. (benoit blanc voice) you know i love a narrative and he’s got a fucking narrative. he plays the piano (hot) he’s got the sexiness of the french language without the lameness of being french (yes i believe monaco is a historical mistake and a geopolitical aberration and should be incorporated into france and all those cunts should pay taxes but objectively monaco is very sexy!!! walt whitman i contain multitudes) and he’s got the catholic guilt of driving for ferrari without the lameness of actual catholicism (looking at you carlos) is he the most interesting bitch in the world? no. but he can hold a conversation, he has more interests than just racing and video games, and he’s much funnier in french, and as these boring ass guys go he’s pretty funny even in english. also, again, takes two to make a dynamic and i am funny enough for any two people on the planet. also, and this must be said, he’s a fucking excellent driver. BEING GOOD AT THINGS IS HOT! AND we have not even mentioned the fact that physically speaking he is what we call a Specimen. he’s got body, he’s got face. i know you don’t think he does ell but with respect you are wrong. he’s got the cheekbones he’s got the nose he’s got the fucking ridiculous shoulder to hip ratio, he’s got the hand porn. he has literal protagonist eye syndrome (they appear to be different colors depending on the lighting) he’s fucking insanely hot.

1

Lewis. I mean it’s just quite literally the only correct answer. he’s giving face, he’s giving body. the tattoos! dan thinks he has cool tattoos but he has pete davidson disease lewis actually has really cool tattoos. but his hotness is literally the least compelling thing about him. he’s multi-talented (music??? so hot) he’s not just a racer, but like, let’s not discount the fact he is the best f1 driver of all time. like i’ve established it’s hot when people are good at things (except golf). he’s not a businessman he’s a business, man. he’s got mad fucking drip. his politics are.............. of mixed quality really but by comparison he's practically bernie sanders. of all the drivers he’s the one i think i could make a socialist if i had a twenty minute conversation with him. i could get him to read marx i could get him to read zizek. not even to mention the compelling fucking narrative of his life. the karting years the brocedes of it all the mclaren civil war he is producing CONTENT. yes he speaks like a motivational poster and the dog account is cringe but the flaws make him human. if he were too perfect he would be less hot. 

this is the judgement of the court

[realhousewives-fan]

These Moments from Episode 14!

RHOBH has The Dinner Party from Hell. RHOSLC has The Van Ride from Hell. RHOC has The Bus Ride from Hell.

And RHOM has The Gondolas Ride from Hell.

This episode will be remembered as one of the most iconic episodes in the entire franchise. That’s how good I think this episode was.

It was touching to see the women being in church and praying together. It was so beautiful, so emotional, so touching, it made me cry.

Marysol Patton thought that when the women got together in prayer, it was such a powerful thing, that miracles could happen.

Julia Lemigova was struggling with her own issues with religion and churches.

Nicole Martin said that it was the first time Julia was in a church since the funeral of her son.

But she joined them in support of Guerdy Abraira, which was really sweet of her.

It was especially nice to see Guerdy and Larsa Pippen crying and praying together.

It seemed like they moved pass their differences in that moment, as they formed a bond while sharing a special moment together.

Lisa Hochstein’s lawyers weren’t really happy about her trip to Mexico, and it’s fair to say that she didn’t have a good day.

She signed the settlement with Lenny Hochstein, but we’ll see if he keeps his end of the agreement.

When they were om the gondolas, they saw dogs along the riverside, and Lisa started throwing food towards them.

The poor guy who was pushing the gondolas told them not to because they weren’t starving, and Lisa said something about their food being better than what they usually got fed.

Lisa’s comments were bothering Kiki Barth.

She disliked the way the women were talking about the living conditions along the river and the assumptions that the owners weren’t taking care of their dogs.

When Kiki told Lisa that her comments weren’t nice and asked her how she would know how the dogs weren’t taken care of by their owners, Lisa lost it.

When Kiki told her to not stand up and scream at her, Kiki would respond, and Lisa stood up again to provoke her.

When Kiki threw a juice box at her, she unravelled. She screamed that Kiki had assaulted her!

Larsa confronted Lisa about escalating the situation with Kiki. Larsa had also confronted her about taking her boyfriend for granted and tried to imply that she should be more aware of how she treats other people.

When Adriana de Moura had tried to insert herself, Larsa told her:

“Por favor, save your voice for tomorrow!”

Adriana just laughed at her comment, because it was funny.

They tried to pray to change the mood on the gondolas and remind themselves of the bond that was created in the church. But it backfired and the wind was picking up around them.

It almost seemed like their gondolas ride was cursed. As if things couldn’t get worse, they ended up at the Island of the Dolls, which was an upsetting vision for them.

It was the gondolas ride from hell.

[t0bester]

My friend and I got really high last night and wrote this insane fan fiction about Patton accidentally eating Virgil’s forever weed brownie and it’s the most insane shit my brain has ever come up with. So anyways this is which part of said fic I assign you based on your birth month.

January: Armin from Attack on Titan showing up out of nowhere explaining that he’s not a girl. Patton yells out “Hey there Amen!” (As in what you would say after a prayer) and then dies

February: the writing style changing mid way through. Like it goes from normal writing, then I started writing like it was a script, then I went back to normal at the end

March: the end note being “did you like it?” and nothing else

April: Roman calling Dream (as in the MCYT) a wench, then killing him

May: Virgil almost being late for the fan fiction

June: at one point I referred to Virgil as Patton’s “Purple Menace”

July: Patton getting high and “rolling around like a crab”. Crabs do not roll idfk where I came up with this

August: the entirety of this specific paragraph: “OH NO!" Virgil screamed, running past Roman like the dramatic ass bitch he is. "MY FOREVER WEED BROWNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DX" "Your WHAT?" Logan screamed."YOUR WHaaaaaaaaaAT?????" "you heard me..... I know you did....." Virgil turned away with a dramatic hand over his forehead. Auther doesnt hate Virgil this shit is just so funny. Soz.

September: Logan and Janus having beef. I later explain that they are not in a poly relationship with Patton, I just can’t decide which ship I like more.

October: Dream being summoned by Heatwaves by Glass Animals

November: Virgil singing Ballet of Mona Lisa by P!ATD, but I make sure everyone knows that it sounds terrible over Heatwaves

December: At the end it’s revealed that Patton isn’t dead, but they accidentally buried him alive with Dream so now he’s stuck having to listen to Dream explain how he didn’t cheat in his speed runs for all of eternity and he cries a little bit because of it