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muppetjackrackham · 2 years ago
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LION’S SATURDAY NIGHT MOVIE NIGHT PRESENTS: KING CREOLE
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happy saturday everyone! for those of you who might have missed it (or for those of you who are new here), hello! i’m lion 🦁 and every saturday i try to stream a movie over on kosmi for anyone who wants to join (but you don’t need an account to watch so don’t worry about trying to make one before the stream). tonight i will be streaming the 1958 movie king creole starring elvis presley as a part of our ongoing elvis series! the movie itself will start at 7pm CST but i’ll open the lobby at around 6:45pm* to give anyone who wants to watch time to join, and then afterwards i’ll be doing something a little different for the month of december so make sure to look out for an announcement post after the stream!
as always, any and all announcements can be found on my blog under the tag #lion’s saturday night movie night
looking forward to hanging out with you all soon!
* the stream may start a little later than normal since our family is trying to get some christmas decorations up
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cameoutstruggling93 · 1 year ago
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charliemwrites · 1 year ago
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Part 5 (it’s getting out of control) of Charmed Slasher Simon.
Part 4 is here. (Master list coming soon)
(Slight warning for a coworker being a bit of a pushy creep but Simon handles it)
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“Riiiiileyyyy.”
Ah, that’s your naughty voice. It means he’s going to want to do awful, terrible things to you out of pure endearment for your cheek.
He turns, arches an eyebrow as you nearly skip up to him. Your hair is shorter.
“New haircut?” he asks as if his fingers aren’t twitching to bury in it and pull your head back.
“Yup! Thought about dyeing it orange, but decided it would clash with my flat.”
He snorts, gives in to the urge to curl a strand around his finger, watches it bounce back into place. You don’t seem to mind, sticking your cute little tongue out at him. (If you’re not careful, he’s going to put you on your knees and have you wrap it around his cock right there.)
“Sensible choice,” he replies, “yellow is more your color.”
You giggle, aren’t bothered by his flat, almost inflectionless tone. “You think?”
“Highlighter yellow. Or maybe banana.”
“Hey, I like bananas!”
He smirks. “Oh yeah? Big ones?”
You shove at him, face going hot. He doesn’t move an inch, not that you were trying hard. Touchy little thing. You remind him of those little birds that flutter around lions, picking and pecking right under their noses, amusing themselves with death.
“Don’t be icky, Riley.”
“Icky.”
“Gross nasty.”
“We’re name calling now?”
“It’s not name calling if it’s true.”
He clicks his tongue, ushers you into the building.
“There a reason for the new hair?” he asks, eyeing it. It’s pretty, don’t get him wrong. But he didn’t know you were getting your hair cut today.
“Fancy office party tonight,” you sigh, rolling your eyes. “My stylist just managed to get me in, but now I’ve gotta rush to get ready.”
“Now who said you could go out?”
“What are you gonna do, stop me?” you laugh, clearly thinking he’s teasing. He’s not. If you looked at his face, you’d know it. But you’re busy fussing with your keys, trying to unlock your door.
“I might.”
“Oh, you stop,” you huff, shaking your head. “It’s not even movie night!”
He’s been coming over once a week to watch a movie and drink with you. One of you picks the movie, the other picks the takeaway. He always chooses a horror movie, likes how your eyes water when you get truly scared. You refuse to watch slashers (haven’t told ‘Riley’ why) but you’ll indulge paranormal ones.
It’s not movie night - those are on Saturdays. This is Friday.
“What if I just kidnap you?” he asks. “Keep you in all weekend?”
You hum as if in thought, glancing at him over your shoulder. “Could I go back to work on Monday?”
“Have to see how I’m feeling on Sunday.”
You giggle. “A tempting offer, but you’ll have to settle for kidnapping me just for Saturday.”
“I don’t think you understand how kidnapping works.”
“I’d be a terrible hostage,” you say. He arches an eyebrow, inviting you to continue. “I have to pee when I’m nervous, I’d be talking their ear off - and! I cry like, so much.”
Oh he knows. He thinks of tears running down your pretty face when he cums.
“Some kidnappers like the crying. Theyre sadists.”
You scrunch your face. “But it’s like… gross crying. Total mess. And I make dying seal noises.”
No, you don’t, not in his experience with you at least. But he’s not going to explain that to you.
“Didn’t you have something to get ready for?” he asks because he’s violently wrestling the urge to make good on his threat.
“Fuck!” You glance at your watch, brows scrunching. “If I’m late, I’m blaming you, Riley Simmons.”
“Oh no.”
You stick your tongue out at him one last time and disappear behind your door.
He hears you come back at 11:30, has been waiting up. Pauses when he hears two sets of footsteps, a man’s voice talking to you. A wave of bloodlust nearly drowns his better sense.
You brought someone home from a work event? Did you lie to him and go on a date?
“Well, thanks for walking me to my door, Brandon.”
“Was happy to. Don’t want anyone snatching you up off the street now, do we?” An annoying laugh. Yours sounding a little flat and strained joining him.
“Oh, hey, mind if I come in?” Brandon asks. So casually, as if the yes is expected.
Simon’s hands ball into tight fists.
“Ah, it’s pretty late…”
“Well, that’s what Saturday is for, right?”
Oh. That little roach. Simon’s going to hang him by his own guts.
“I have plans tomorrow, actually.”
Good girl.
“That’s alright,” Brandon persists. “Just one drink. Least you can do since I went out of my way, right?”
“I mean, you didn’t have to, I would have been fine.”
There’s some genuine annoyance in your voice this time. Simon’s proud.
“Nah, what kind of gentleman would I be if I let you go home after having drinks?” Brandon chuckles.
“I didn’t have that many - and anyway I’m here now, so…”
“And so am I. At least a little something for my troubles?”
And Simon hears just the slightest, faintest ruffle of clothes.
That’s enough.
Simon yanks his door open and steps out. You’re nearly pancaked to your own door, head snapping to him with relief.
“Riley!”
Brandon takes a step back, expression stormy. Simon almost laughs. Little prick is barely taller than you, has done hard work maybe twice in his life. His hands look softer than yours. And he’s wearing a sweater vest.
“Did we wake you up?” you ask.
Simon saunters down the hall towards you. The closer he gets, the more nervous Brandon gets. But you seem to relax a bit more with each step, even shift towards him.
Very good girl.
“Was already up.” He doesn’t look away from Brandon, radiating menace.
You hum in understanding - know Simon keeps late hours. Brandon clears his still-intact throat and you jolt a bit, expression wilting.
“Oh, um. Riley this is my coworker. Brandon, this is Riley, my neighbor.”
“How do you do?” Brandon replies stiffly.
Simon’s not playing along.
“You try to push her again, someone will be pushing you in a wheelchair the rest of your life. Understand?”
Brandon sputters while your eyes go adorably wide, expression caught between horror and gratitude. Like you don’t know if you should be condoning his threats.
“I beg your pardon?!”
“Not yet, but you will if I see you here again, yeah?”
Brandon’s face drains of blood. You press your lips together.
“Now get the fuck out. I’ve got her from here.”
Brandon, worm that he is, scurries away with a hasty “see you Monday”. You don’t reply, too busy blinking up at Simon with parted lips.
He chucks you gently under the chin, eyes narrowing in amusement.
“Off to bed. I’m kidnapping you tomorrow.”
You audibly swallow, then nod.
“Thank you.”
“Good manners.”
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ienjoywritingfilth · 3 months ago
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Night of the concert deserves a part 2! 🫶
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hope u like it and i hope i get some reviews pls. i really love reading them all an i have almost 500 followers!!!!!!!!!!!!
pairing: dbf!Joel x fem!reader
trope Best Friend's Dad! Joel Miller
summary: after a really close call Joel does his best to stay away from his daughter's seductive friend. but all goes awry when she comes to sleep over one weekend.
warnings: age gap (reader is late 20s, joel late 40s), dubcon, oral, infidelity, unprotected p in v, absolutely filthy talk, chair sex, creampie, daddy mentioned, somnophilia, other shit i might have forgotten
word count: 6.1k
part ii of 'the night of the concert'
Joel hasn't been able to stop thinking of that night. The night of the concert. The night you threw yourself at him. 
When he frantically fucks his wife it's your cunt he sees behind his eyes. When he drives to work he gets hard as he remembers the way your tits bounced as you rode him. And above all he recalls that sultry voice you put on for him. 
When was the time you fucked college pussy, Joel? 
Not since college. 
You'd been so slick and warm, so perfect around him. Your cunt had the kind of grip that makes his balls tighten just at the memory. 
So when Sarah asks one morning a month or so later if you can spend the night this weekend Joel chokes on his coffee. 
"Her parents are arguing all the time now. Her mom threatened to file for divorce," Sarah says with a frown as Joel wipes at his now stained work shirt.
"I'm not home this weekend," Angie says tapping on her phone before glancing at her husband. "You'll have to check with your dad. But I don't see why not. Right Joel?"
Sarah looks at her dad with pleading eyes. You haven't been over since everything happened and Joel knows it's been hard for Sarah. She has no idea what you did. 
"Right," Joel finally nods, digging into his eggs. "Yea no problem kiddo." 
What else could he say? He's never told his wife or daughter what happened. How could he do that without blowing his life up? 
The entire week leading up to the weekend Joel thinks he'll fuck it out of his system. He goes down on Angie every night that week leading up to her flight. He fucks her in every position and he fucking loves it. So does she, claiming that college Joel is back after one particularly satisfying session. 
But it's not enough. He's taken to sitting in his truck parked in the garage late at night when everyone else is asleep. Only then does he pull up your Instagram and begin stroking his cock vigorously. He watches your reels and pinches to zoom in on photos you took of yourself at the beach. He comes harder to static images of you than inside his own wife and that's how he knows he cannot be anywhere near the house this weekend. 
That Saturday Joel drops Angie off at the airport so she can go on her yearly trip to her sisters back in Colorado. Of all the fucking weeks for her to be away. 
"You gonna have a movie marathon while I'm gone?" His wife grinned at him. "Or just be lazy by the pool?" 
"Thought I might go fishing with Tommy."
Angie's face went grim. "I don't know that I want the girls alone in the house, Joel." 
"Why not?"
"Her friend is going through a tough time," Angie said sympathetically. "Her parents are divorcing and then suddenly we're both gone? I just feel like you should be there for her."
Joel felt his entire body break out in a flush. Angie is so damn thoughtful. It's what he loves the most about her. 
"Okay sweetheart. I'll stay home." 
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When you come to the house that sunny Saturday afternoon and knock on the door, Sarah is in the bathroom. Joel hears her calling him from where he sits in the garage reading magazines. 
"Dad? Can you get it?"
Joel sighs, pinching the bridge of his nose. He was keeping his promise to Angie, but he didn't want to be thrown into the fucking lions den. 
He feels the sweat accumulating down his back as he tugs the door open. 
You're wearing cut offs and a tight tank top that holds you perfectly. The entire outfit is molded to your body, showing Joel every curve. He can see the red strap of a swimsuit underneath. 
"Hi Joel." 
You smile at him like everything is normal. Like last month you didn't ride him and beg for him to fuck you. 
"Come in," Joel offers. 
"Thanks." 
You're carrying a yellow tote bag covered in lemons. Joel tries to fix his attention on that until Sarah comes to greet you. Southern manners insist he wait with you when everything in him tells him to hightail it the other direction. 
He wills his cock to stay flaccid, but just in case he goes to sit at the kitchen table, muttering that you can join him if you want. You do, slipping into the seat across from him. To your credit you look just as uncomfortable as Joel feels. 
"You want a lemonade?"
"No thanks."
He notices how you twirl a strand of your hair around your finger before anxiously picking at the pale blue polish on your nails. 
"I just wanted to say thank you for not saying anything to Sarah about. You know."
"Of course," Joel says with his neck bobbing as he swallows. "I know how close you two are." 
He doesn't add the other things. I can't stop thinking about it. I want you gagging on my thick cock. I want you bouncing on it again. I wanna fuck you full of my cum. 
"I'm really sorry, Joel."
You say it so sweetly and filled with so much regret that Joel feels like a perfect asshole. Here you are anguished about the entire thing and he's been getting his rocks off to it since it happened. 
Sarah's footsteps are heard on the stairs and you both look to her as she enters the kitchen. 
"Let's go swimming," she announces, grabbing you by the wrist. You giggle, following your friend out into the backyard where the glittering pool awaits. 
Joel tells himself that he just wants to tidy up the house, but it's just denial on his part. From the kitchen he can see into the backyard where the two of you jump into the pool, splashing and giggling. 
He focuses on you, watching the skimpy style of your suit cut into your ass, leaving most of it on display as you pull yourself out of the pool. Was it done intentionally? Were you hoping he'd see? 
Dirty old pervert. She thought she was coming over to see a friend. Not to entertain you. 
Still he watches as you oil yourself up, tugging down the collar of your swimsuit to get as much of your flesh as possible. You look so good from where he's standing, all sun kissed. He can still recall the silky smooth of your thighs. 
He forces himself to putter around the house, not letting himself linger at the windows. He tries to ignore the sound of you splashing. 
When his stomach begins to growl he heads for the fridge, barely able to hold in the groan when he sees you already there, your head ducked in as you search for something. You're completely soaked, your hair damp over your shoulders. The cold of the fridge and your damp suit have your nipples poking through your suit, absolutely begging for his mouth. You must notice Joel because you straighten, looking concerned. 
"Sorry," you say, your body dripping onto the ceramic tile. "Sarah said you had popsicles? She wanted one."
Joel hides the grimace at your words, his cock twitching curiously at the image of you soaking wet and licking a Popsicle. 
"We're all out," he lies. 
"I'll tell Sarah." 
Joel doesn't answer, but he watches your ass jump deliciously as you jog back outside through the sliding doors. 
He runs to the bathroom, the door barely closed as he tugs his cock out of his jeans. He spits into his palm and begins to jerks himself off. Images of your wet body in that skintight suit have him throbbing and releasing ropy strings of cum within seconds.  
He looks up into the mirror and sees the flush to his cheeks. The way his mouth is wet and rouged from biting his moans back. He’s fucking disgusting. But at least now he can get back to normal. Now he can order pizza and eat it with you both before retiring early. 
The pizza arrives just as you and Sarah come in, citing that it's getting cold. You're both wearing the towels around your bodies, but Joel can't help but notice that yours is slipping down, affording him a generous glance if you pointed nipples once more. 
"Gotta send out some quotes," he tells you both as he hands over the BBQ chicken pizza. "You two have a good night."
 He recuses himself to his home office beside the garage, thankful that he made it the entire day without one misstep. There have been too many close calls and too much tension and all of it on his end. He tries to ignore everything and focus on his work. 
"Done in the shower if you want it!" 
Your muffled voice calls out to Sarah, startling Joel from just staring at his computer. 
"Thanks!"
He hears his daughter enter into the washroom, the shower running. The gentle sound of footsteps on carpet stop outside his office door and Joel realizes he's barely breathing. He knows you’re standing on the other side.
Don't come in. 
He watches passively as the door to his office is cracked open and your head peeks in. 
"Hey, can we talk?" 
He's safe behind the desk, he figures. If he does get hard you won't be able to see it. He gives you a patient smile. 
"Of course. Come in."
He regrets it the second he says it because when you come around the door and close it behind you, he sees that you're just wrapped in a towel. You stand on the other side of his desk, all concern and nervous lip biting. 
"I just wanted you to know that when all that stuff happened last month I was in a really bad place," you explain. 
Joel hears you speaking but all he can focus on is that your toenails are peach. That your legs are kissed from the sun and bare. That your breasts swell under the towel. Then he realizes you've stopped talking. You're staring at him quizzically. Shit, did you ask him a question? His chair creaks as he leans back in it. 
"We don't have to keep going over this. I understand." 
You step closer to the desk, nodding. 
"I know. But it's important to me that you know."
Joel feels himself relax and he shuts the laptop. Maybe this evening won't be as stressful as he thought. You’re being mature about everything and he doesn’t want you to be in more pain. Your parents are splitting up, you need support.
"It's important for you to know that I didn't plan it or anything," you emphasize.  
"Okay."
"Not like this time." 
Joel is nodding in understanding when he suddenly freezes. 
"Wait what did you just say?" 
He sees the small curl to the corner of your mouth. You’re amused.
"Sarah mentioned Angie was gone for the weekend. So I told her I was having trouble with my parents and asked if I could stay here. It was the only way I could think of to see you again that wasn't suspicious."  
Joel’s eyes go wide. You make an exaggerated pout when he doesn’t answer.
"Joel I can't stop thinking about how it felt to ride your cock that night." 
Joel almost gasps with how hard he gets at your confession. The head beading with pre-cum, soaking his boxers. 
"I can't stop thinking about that night," you say before slowly slinking towards him when he still doesn't answer. "And I don't think you can either." 
It takes a moment for the words to completely register, but when they do Joel makes sure to lean forward, covering his throbbing erection. 
"You need to leave," he says with what he is praying sounds like authority. "We ain't doing this again." 
Please leave. Please fucking leave. I'm not strong enough. 
"I need something to cum on," you say.
"I don't care," Joel says quickly, his eyes on the floor. "Get out."
"Uh uh," you tease with a smile. "Lean back." 
"Leave."
"Show me."
Joel's cheeks are bright red, sending a thrill through you. With a dejected sigh he moves backward in his office chair, removing his arm from where it was resting over his lap. The thickness of his cock is straining against the zipper of his jeans and he spreads his legs wide, almost challenging. 
"I forgot how big you were Joel," you breathe, coming to stand in between his parted legs. Your hands land on his shoulders so you can lean forward, your mouth at his ear. 
"Remember how it looked fucking my pussy?" 
Joel says nothing but you see his neck bob when he swallows. He's angry and horny and frustration pours off of him in waves. 
"You've had your fun, now get out." 
 You grin to yourself before shaking your head. 
"You don't want me to leave."
Joel opens his mouth to tell you exactly that when your fingers come to the towel folded under your collarbone. Before he can say anything you've unravelled it, letting the towel drop to the floor at your feet. 
"Jesus," Joel croaks. He's never seen your fully naked body before, and now that he has he'll never forget it. All lush curves and perfect fucking tits that make his mouth go dry. Your sweet pussy glistens with arousal. 
"It's okay Joel," you whisper softly as you step towards him, drawing his big palms up with yours. He doesn't fight you on it, not even when you begin pressing them against your waist. "You can touch."
You're still damp from the shower and you smell like his wife's shampoo.
"Shouldn't," he says in a slur, even as his hands grip tightly around your naked waist, pulling you towards him.  
"You should," you coo as you lower yourself into his lap. "We both know how good it feels." 
Your knees are on either side of his thick thighs, holding yourself just above him until you take his cock out from his jeans. Joel says nothing, only watching passively. He can't control it, he can't deny you, and he was an idiot to think he could.  His cock is throbbing by the time you bring him out of his pants, the head sticky with pre-cum. 
"You want me to stop?" You ask playfully, your thumb tracing the slit as he shivers. "You want me to leave?" 
Your hand is going around the shaft and tugging when he tries to answer. Joel groans under his breath. 
"We shouldn't..." Joel says it but there's no power behind it, especially when your hand slides down the base, twisting when you reach the springy hair there dense and lush.
"We really shouldn't," you whisper, your mouth sensual as you bite your lower lip in a mockery of regret. "It would be so bad of us."  
You tease the tip of him between your pussy lips, gliding the head between the seam, tickling your clit. Joel feels his eyes roll back at the pleasurable sensation before he forces them open so he can watch. 
"You think about me when you're with her don't you?" You whisper with a Cheshshire grin. "You think about fucking this tight little cunt when you're with your wife, don't you Joel?"
Yes, he does. But he'll never admit that to you. Instead he's silent, just watching you line the head up with your dripping hole.  It looks so good, so perfect and wet. The warmth of you teases the head of his cock and he suddenly can’t take it anymore.
"Put it in," Joel instructs throatily. 
You nod excitedly, crouching and just about to lower yourself onto his length when the shower down the hall suddenly turns off. Your eyes go wide, the realization that Sarah is going to be exiting the shower any second. 
“I better go.”
But Joel is in a frenzy, the scent of you in the air and your wet cunt dripping onto his cock. 
“You wanted this cock," Joel murmurs before grabbing your thighs and spreading them widely over his lap. "Show me how much you want it."
You gasp at the intrusion of his thick cock, your hands flying to lace around his neck as he urges you to take him deeper. 
"She's she's gonna. . . Gonna be out," you groan, sinking into his lap.
He feels you hesitate before he starts rolling his hips and you welcome him deep. You don't want to fight it. 
"Just for a minute," Joel says, pulling you further down onto it. Your thighs spread and he watches your pussy swallow him. “Show me how bad you want this cock.”
"I do," you groan with your head lolling back. "But we're gonna get caught.”
Despite this your cunt twitches around him, your eyes beginning to shutter.
"Show me how you fuck a married man," Joel growls against your temple, starting to bounce you in his lap. "Remind me why I need this cunt."
Instinctively at his words you start to bounce on it. It's wrong, it's so fucking wrong but it gets you so wet. You're rolling your hips when you hear the door to the bathroom creak open. You nearly leap out of your skin. You shoot a wide eyed look of concern at Joel. He raises a forefinger to his plush lips, signalling for you to be quiet. 
You try to pull yourself off of Joel's lap but he shakes his head before burying himself deeper into you. He puts his hand over your mouth when you begin to whine. 
Your feet don't touch the ground. They just bounce in the air as he fucks up into your swollen cunt. You're drifting into a haze of pleasure when there's a knock at the door and Sarah's voice floats in. 
"Dad, have you seen---" 
You're bouncing on his lap, your tits jumping. Joel gropes them, his eyes on your body even as he speaks. 
"Your friend was in the backyard last time I checked," Joel says as he fucks up into you, watching the way your brows knit together. "Try there." 
"Okay."
Sarah leaves the hallway and Joel can only grin at your cock -drunk expression. You’re close, and it only takes a practised rub of his thumb on your clit to have you whining into his palm, your arousal dripping down his cock. He pulls you off of him, amused at the soft whine you utter. 
"Sarah's gonna figure out pretty quick that you're not out there," he tells you. "Head out." 
He says it with authority and for once you listen. You nod, pulling the towel back around your body and slipping out the door. Joel is still sitting here, his cock hard and soaked with you. 
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It's only a matter of time before he hears the two of you giggling as you watch a movie, chattering away. He knows Sarah pretty well, she'll be asleep soon. She's never been able to stay awake during any movie they start this late. 
Your laughter peals through the house and Joel feels his tummy tighten. When he sees his cock lengthening under his sweats he's disgusted. 
What the fuck is wrong with him? The shit he said and did. That wasn't him! He's never talked like that. And yet the memory already serves to get him throbbing. He should go to bed, should do anything but sit here turned on out of his mind. He hears padding of feet and knows that you and Sarah must be heading to bed.  
“Night Dad!”
“Night babygirl.”
He waits for the door to shut, counting fifteen minutes before exiting the office. He sees no lights on under his daughter's door. Good, you're both asleep. He creeps towards the kitchen, planning on grabbing a piece of pizza and a water before retiring for the night. He's wandering in the dark home on his way when a shape on the couch stops him. 
It's you, sleeping on the couch. You're wearing a skimpy pyjama shorts and white tank top. Your breasts are rising and falling with each inhale of breath. He comes closer, standing next to the sofa and watching you sleep. 
You’re beautiful like this. All vulnerable, your face smooth. He can't stop looking at your tits through your shirt, missing them already. He can't help it; they fit so perfectly in his hands. Without further thought he tugs the shirt down, letting your breasts spill out and the nipples are already tight buds when they touch the air  You stir briefly at the sensation but remain blissfully asleep.
Joel watches your face, waiting for you to do anything but you continue to sleep. Your lips are parted as you inhale softly. Joel feels hypnotized as he pulls his heavy cock from his sweatpants, already drooling with pre-cum. 
He presses the warm, spongy tip of his cock to your soft lips, feeling like every nerve in him is on fire the second they touch. Pre-cum clings to your pouty, parted lips when he pulls back and he feels his balls tighten at the sight.
Just a little inside, he reasons. You'll never know. Your mouth is so warm and tight and he'll stop before you wake up. 
With slow precision he slips the head between your parted lips, hissing at the wet scorch of your mouth. He feeds his cock slowly into the welcoming warmth, eyes fixed on your face. You’re still placid, huffing a bit in your sleep before settling again.
It’s so wrong to take you like this but Joel can’t stop himself. He saws in and out of your mouth and his movements are frustratingly slow. The tip of his cock is coated in your saliva, but he's desperate to go deeper. He can't stop himself. He thrusts in, feeding it over your wet tongue with a grunt. 
He's hardly surprised when you suddenly blink your eyes open. You're groggy from sleep when his find him standing next to the sofa. His thick, hard cock slowly flexing into your mouth.  You go to pull back in surprise but his hand cradles the back of your skull, keeping you in place. 
"You're okay," he murmurs down at you. "Shhhh."  
He tenses and waits for you to pull back from him. He is sure he'll hear your screaming echo through the house. And he'd deserve it: he's been fucking your mouth for the last two minutes. He's surprised when instead you move your face forward, sucking him deeper. Lightning bolts shoot down from the top of his head and he holds in a moan. 
Your hand comes to stroke the base of his fat cock as your mouth forms a tighter O shape. Joel tilts back, pelvis jutting forward into your mouth. You take him down to the base, your head bobbing along him. 
He watches you take him deeper into your mouth, drooling around him with your eyes gazing up at him. He can see your free hand snake down under the blankets, rubbing furiously and he grins.
"You wanted this didn't you?" 
You nod shallowly around his girth, letting him shove his cock deeper down your throat. He fucks your face slowly, taking his time to pull out, your bottom lip cradling the head before thrusting in over your waiting tongue. 
Joel slowly removes himself from your mouth. He isn't going to be satisfied with fucking just your throat. Wordlessly he tugs the blanket off of your lower half, not even stopping to look at you when he hooks his thick fingers around the waistband of your pyjama pants. You lift up, helping him to tug them off and toss them onto the floor. 
You don't speak; unlike last time you both know you have to be quick and quiet. Sarah could wake up at any minute. That’s part of what makes it hot for you, knowing that your best friend’s dad has his thick cock out, ready to fuck you on the family couch.
Joel tugs his sweatpants all the way off, throwing them to the end of the couch before crawling over you. His large body covers you and its mere seconds before he's pressing his cock against your slippery pussy lips. 
He pulls down your tank top more, wanting your tits to be fully exposed to him. The pink nipples harden under his ravenous gaze. You murmur in surprise when he tilts you back, lifting your breast to his mouth and sucking in one achy nipple. 
You gasp at the sensation, your cunt tightening around his cock. Joel groans against your chest, his big hand hand moving to do the same with the other. Soon enough your nipples are wet with his saliva. He watches your head fall back, already so turned on about the illicitness of what's going on. Joel grins wolfishly, grabbing his throbbing cock by the base and slapping it against your clit. 
"You want this married cock?" Joel grunts down at you quietly, watching as your eyes fight to stay open on his face. 
"Yes," you slur already drunk on him and the moment. "Fuck yes I want your married cock."
 You give a little whine, your body shifting under him desperate for friction. Joel watches the needy way you move for him, trying to urge the head of his cock between your spread thighs.
"Beg for it," Joel whispers gravelly. His voice is hard and hushed in the darkness. 
"Please," you whisper without any hesitation. "I need it in me." 
Joel feels heady with power when he hears your desperate supplication. Your hips are arching to meet his. 
"Again," he hisses, slapping his cock harsher against your mound. You whimper back, tits bouncing as you take in the jolt of pleasure. 
"I'll do anything you want," you promise, rolling your hips up against him. He releases his cock, letting your hips maneuver until he's nestled at your entrance. "I'll give you anything, anything. Just fuck me with your big cock, please." 
Joel should make you keep begging for all you've put him through, but you're soaking him and he hasn't even entered you yet. If he wasn't rushed he'd take you apart piece by piece until your were a slobbering mess. But he needs to rush. 
He holds himself on his forearms, caging you underneath him and grunting as he starts to feed his cock into you. Your arms go around his shoulders before you bury your face in his neck. 
Fuck you're tight. Your pussy a velvet clench that welcomes him, moulding around him. He grunts into your hair as he buries himself deeper, holding in groans when he hears your desperate whimpers for him to go deeper. 
When your ass hits his pelvis you swallow and whimper lustily in his ear. 
"M'so full, Mr. Miller." 
Joel has to clench just teeth from moaning. You know exactly what you're doing using that name and you both know it. You make an achy groaning sound, like he’s so fuck you can barely stand it.
He thrusts into you, watching with satisfaction as your tits jiggle deliciously for him. He doesn't see the smile spreading across your features. And now for the first time in the evening you speak in that low, seductive purr.
"Fucking a college girl with your married cock," you say nibbling his ear, feeling him falter. "And you're so hard aren't you? You like doing bad things, huh?" 
Joel grits his teeth, trying to ignore you and just cum. You're just a vessel for his seed right now. Your body bows underneath him, pliant and willing. 
"Is that it, Joel? You pretend to be a good man but at the end of the day look at you," you say, letting him bounce you harshly along his cock. "Fucking a girl half your age on your couch when your wife is out of town." 
"Shut the fuck up." 
Joel gives a growl and you gasp as he maneuvers your legs up, pressing them between your bodies. He's folding you in half and before you can say anything he's entering you brutally once more.  
The slaps of his balls against your ass are no longer muffled, but neither of you notice. You're both so far gone, practically animalistic at this point. Joel is sweating, his hair falling into his eyes as he draws out and slams back into you. He enjoys the sight of your tits rippling when he does. 
"Just admit it," your murmur between slaps as you bounce under him. "Admit you wanted to do this a month ago."
"I did," Joel grunts into your neck even though it shames him to admit it. "I did okay?" 
"Yeah, you did," you say with a soft giggle that’s girlish and cruel. "You wanted this pussy." 
His hips slap against your ass more quickly, several harsh thrusts before he stops, panting. You're smiling up at him, looking more devious than normal. He grips your wrists, holding them above your head, stretching you out before he pulls out and slams back into you. 
"You gonna shoot your cum deep, Joel?" You ask with your tits bouncing in his face as he fucks you into the sofa. "Gonna watch me push it out?"
He groans gently as he slaps his hips against yours, his cock sawing in and out of you. He watches your body twitch, your hips rolling the best they can in your position. And then suddenly he feels his release imminent.
He pulls out of you, going to kneel on either side of your waist. You pout in disappointment. He grunts, jerking himself off aggressively, his teeth clenched and his wrist moving jerkily. You cup your breasts, silently presenting him his target. His cum soon splashes over your tits in milky ropes as he breathes raggedly. 
And he should be finished. He's fucked you, he's cum. You're both panting and flushed but Joel is mortified to find he's not close to being finished.
"I'm still fucking hard," Joel groans.
He's still so turned on, shocked at how good you feel even after he's cum. It's been decades since he could fuck like this. He still sits up on his knees, but now he taps your thigh.
"Ass up. Now." 
You do as he asks, presenting yourself to him without question. He grips handfuls of your ass, letting them fall together and clap for him before marvelling at your messy pussy as you arch your back for him. You're so fucking puffy and slick. Once again he slides in, pressing you into the couch underneath him. 
You both gasp at how good it feels, your hand going to clench his stationed on your hip. Joel's mouth is at your ear. 
"Just tonight and never again." 
He needs to make it clear that after tonight this is done. No more games, no more seductions. This one night is all you get. He gradually picks up speed, watching your ass jump as he pulls out and thrusts as deep as possible. You look so good from this angle, all submissive.  
"Need more," you groan over your shoulder. 
"You're gettin' more sweetheart," Joel pants against your ear before straightening, his hands coming to spread your cheeks so he can watch himself pulling out. You coat the length of his cock in cum, leaving it shiny when he pulls out to admire how it looks. You feel even better when he then feeds it back into your twitching pussy. 
"Yes, yes," you moan quietly, your hands gripping the arm of the couch in front of you. You bury your face in the pillow, not wanting your moans to be heard. You know you're drooling, your body his to use and to fuck.  
"Gonna fuck your ass next," Joel promises as he thrusts, not knowing where this beast inside him came from. He gives your ass a slap. "You want that? Want me to fuck this sweet little ass?" 
You want to nod but all your energy has left you; you just lay there and take him, feeling his fat cock filling you to the brim over and over. He forces your wrists behind your back, pinning them there at the base of your spine as he drives himself deeper. You're at his mercy and the realization makes everything in him tighten. He can do whatever he wants with you tonight.
"Joel you're so deep," you moan into the couch cushion, your body jolting with every jerk of his hips.
The blanket is forgotten on the ground, your naked bodies writhing on the couch in the very spot where you first rode him. Only now instead of being a reluctant participant Joel is in full control, his large body covering yours, flattening you against the cushions as he fucks into you from behind. 
"I fucking deserve this," Joel mutters out between thrusts, tilting back his head. "Deserve to fuck this pretty pussy all night don't I?"
"Yes," you slur. 
Your head tilts to the side, your cheek crushed against the cushion. Drool seeps out the corner of your mouth, your eyes rolled back into your head as the pleasure overtakes your body. 
Joel feels animalistic, he feels powerful looking down at your body at his mercy. For a moment he feels affection for how much you clearly want this and want him. The look on your face is pure bliss. 
"Gonna bounce for me after this," Joel tells you in an urgent whisper. "Gonna fuck you in my bed and you're gonna bounce on my cock."
"Yes." 
"Gonna fuck you until you can't move," Joel promises, feeling lightheaded at the possibility of fucking you in that most sacred space. 
Your eyes crack open and you glance up over your shoulder to see him red-faced, shiny with sweat, his teeth bared. His eyes are bright and almost feral, like a wild animal. He's beautiful in his ferocity. 
"Finish inside me, Joel."
Joel knows that he should stop right now. He should grab a condom. He should check that you're on the pill. He should do so many things but all Joel can think of is filling you full of his seed. Of watching it drip out of your used pussy. 
"I need to feel you cum inside," you groan gently, looking at him over your shoulder. "Please fuck your cum deep in me, daddy." 
Joel holds in an eye roll.
This daddy shit again. 
He thinks about ignoring it or denying you a chance to hear him say it. But you've been so good for him, so eager and so fucking tight. He's never going to forget the velvet clutch of you, how you're perfectly moulded for him, how responsive you are. He lowers his mouth to your ear, releasing your hands. 
"Daddy's gonna fuck his cum so deep," Joel relents. "Gonna fuck you with his married cock. Gonna fuck his cum so deep you’ll be dripping for days." 
"Fuck, yes," you moan into the pillows, your ass jiggling with every thrust. "Fuck it deep, Daddy!"
He watches the frenzy you work yourself into, gripping the side of the sofa and fucking yourself on Joel's cock by moving yourself back and forth. It's only seconds before you cum hard, drowning Joel's cock in arousal once more as your eyes pinch tightly. 
"Daddy . . .  Daddy . . .  Daddy . . . "
It's a murmured chorus, a desperate plea as you ride your high, collapsing forward, only to have Joel continue pounding into you.  Joel is so close, he feels his balls tightening as he fucks into you with brutality, the sharp slaps filling the room. 
"Gonna take my cum like a good little whore," He groans, his cock almost a blur as he slides in and out of you. He pulls himself completely out before burying himself once more.  
"Fuck yea I am," you moan softly, wishing you could see his face as he pounds into you. "I'm your good little cum-whore, Daddy."
Something about that phrase in your broken, whimpering voice has him there at the edge. His hands go to yours curled over the couch arm once more. He covers them with his own, using the momentum to pound into you as deep as physically possible. You head jerks with the power of his body driving into yours, your body completely at his mercy, your ass rippling with each thrust of him.
"Take Daddy's cum now," Joel groans, pushing in as deep as he can go. "Take it and---"
Anything else Joel was about to say vanishes as the room lights up and the familiar visage of his wife Angie appears her hand on the light switch.
She looks confusedly around before her eyes rest on the scene before her. She looks to see her husband curled over you, his cock wet and free of a condom. She sees the way your eyes are rolled body and how your body is positioned, succumbing to his violent thrusts before caught, Joel attempts to stop. 
But he's too far gone, the buildup already mounting and before Joel can move you off of him or do something to salvage this, he comes violently.  
And then so do you. 
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thatsexcpisces · 10 months ago
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Random things I associate with each rising sign 💌
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Aries rising:
Confidence, sharp eyebrows, being outspoken, lots of tattoos, prominent forehead, going to the gym, frat parties, short temper, courage, impulsive decisions, taking control of a room, finishing in first place, blasting loud music, trusting yourself, traveling
Taurus rising:
Sophisticated taste in restaurants, natural beauty, good food lovers, jewelry, small but full lips, taking good care of plants, healthy hair, clear skin, comfy blankets, offering things to others, bakeries, peace, round faces, soft voices, singing, sleeping in all day
Gemini risings:
Working on a podcast, expressive eyes, funny facial expressions, talking a-mile-a-minute, being the most charming person in the room, thin yet long eyebrows, glasses, being able to talk to anyone, finding the positives in a negative situation, youthful appearance, gossip, Saturday brunch, fairies, pats on the back
Cancer risings:
Pastel-colored clothing, being the support system of the family, gentle hugs, sensitivity, big round faces, glossy eyes, calm voices, hot cocoa, bringing sweet energy to every gathering, empathy, loving animals, silver jewelry, mothers, bright smiles, spring, nice boobs, being kind to outcasts, the ocean, comfort
Leo risings
Self-love, theatre & acting, creativity, baby lions, siren eyes, good taste in fashion, vibrant personalities, gorgeous hair, taking you out for drinks, open to being with anyone, orange & white, cherry-flavored drinks, the beach, karaoke, fancy mirrors, feathered boas, sharp nails that are always done
Virgo risings:
Routines, to-do lists, cleaning the house every Sunday, massages, spa days, ‘clean’ makeup look, soft eyes, face masks, stomach problems, good cooking skills, maturity, color-coded clothes, sunset shades of orange, plants, lavender smells, fresh laundry, delicate jewelry, animal lovers, smooth hair
Libra risings:
Solving conflicts, flirting with everyone, the color pink, smelling good, tulips, easygoing characters, cinnamon rolls, flashy clothes, designer bags, hidden anger issues, carrying snacks everywhere, luscious hair, Regina George, chic flicks, angelic eyes, pearls, long legs, white cats
Scorpio risings:
Living a secret double life, intense stares, red-bottom heels, black eyeliner, purple flowers, heightened intuition, seeing messages in dreams, cigarettes after sex, long hugs, watching movies before going to sleep, headphones on all day, strong perfumes, powerful voices, Halloween, quick comebacks, dirty minded jokes, lace clothes
Sagittarius risings:
Being the funniest person in the room, bright smiles, loud laughs, liked by everyone, elephants, pop-out colors, wisdom, studying at night, traveling the world, defined teeth, strong bodies, dark sense of humor, stylish accessories, not caring what others think, bold lipstick, skiing, reading books to children
Capricorn risings:
Classy & elegant style, hardworking, black sweaters, the newest computer, coffee, nice teeth, tied hair, gold rings, playing golf, money in an envelope, marble tables, hard life, strict parents, gardening, setting rules in every environment, writing down goals, post-it notes, the color green and brown, beautiful houses, poodles
Aquarius risings:
Technology, good social skills, Star Wars, electric blue, individuality, protesting all day, new gadgets, defined jaws, being bored of everyone, writing a blog, music festivals, holographic-themed outfits, reading books, ranting about your favorite show, know-it-alls, hiding how you really feel, Twitter, healthy diets, car dates
Pisces risings:
Painting, sad yet sweet eyes, rewatching the same movie over and over again, sleeping for a long time, reading minds, trauma, taking a walk in the woods, doodling in your notebook, taboo topics, picnics, astral projection, baking on a rainy day, kissing your loved ones, skirts, pretty hair clips, piled up journals, wind, comfy living rooms
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haggamennon · 2 years ago
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♡Light Shower♡
How He treats you and one of your dates:
Louis x Herbivore!GN!Reader (Romantic)
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(The Shishigumi Lions just being goofy and giving moral support to Louis)
TW: Fluff, Angst, and other things.
(not that much scary but if you feel uncomfortable reading, please, don't read)
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Since you are a Herbivore, he would have maximum protection over you. He notice that tou were really shy near the other, he thought it was cute.
When the night comes, when everyone is sleeping, He spends hours talking to you on video call (even if you have been talking all day).
(he became more protective over you, and always keeps in touch with you, afraid of losing you).
To him, you are everything, he even told his dad that He won't need an arranged marriage because he wants to spend the rest of his life with you.
If there's anyone bothering or even taking your attention away from him. He'd make sure to show the person that you're taken.
When there are any holidays or when it is weekend, you two decide to have a movie night. In my mind, I think he's a huge fan of cartoon (Since he lost half of his childhood with... you know what....My Poor Baby😭😭😭)
He would sit with you on his lap while watching it. If any climax happens, he'll start asking a thousand questions about it...
He even gave you a gift. Two necklaces, one with a padlock and the other with a key, they were really special for both of you.
He stayed with the padlock collar and you stayed with the key one. (He said it was because he only had eyes for you and wanted to show you that he would never leave or betray you, and he kept his promise)
TW: Mentions of Anxiety, Depression and fear.
When He got disappeared during the festival, you started getting anxious, you couldn't find him anywhere.
You texted and tried to call him with your phone, but nothing. After a some months that looked like years, He appears just to unenroll from school...
When He comes to your dorm, to give you one last goodbye kiss. But all He saw was you with red eyes and your cheeks fur all wet from crying. He just realized that he might have made a big mistake by leaving you behind, but He didn't have a choice...
For the past one hour, He spent it by hugging you and apologizing a lot in between the hug.
He kept the promise. He never took off the necklace, nor did you.
You were so sad and worried that you just were happy and relieved that he was safe. You cried during the hug, making the crook of his neck all wet from your tears.
He keep contact with you after he left. He promised to hangout with you during weekends.
He always spoil you with gifts and flowers (you dorm basically is a garden from how much He cares about you)
When He told you that he was the Boss of the Shishigumi, you almost freaked out. You knew they're a gang made of Lions and they eat meat.
You were waiting for an day to tell him about your number mark...
One of your dates:
It was Saturday, you have finished your homework and were leaving the bathroom after a nice bath, you notice there was a left message from your Boyfriend.
"Hey. Ready to go out for dinner and spend some time together?"
"Yep. I just left the bathroom, I'll put my clothes and meet you outside the school. Just 15 minutes and I'm there, See you there♡"
"Okay, I'll be waiting♡"
You put on a casual outfit and uses a perfume and other things just to look perfect to go out with him. You pick up a jacket, to keep your dorm keys and your School ID Card with you all the time. You headed outside the building and went to the gates of the school. When you exit the place, you saw an expensive car parked near the school, Louis was leaning against the car, waiting for you while he thought about something else.
"Hey Louis!" You make him jump a little, making him look in your direction and give a slight passionate smile. "Sorry for making you wait here, hehe..."
"That's alright. How are you doing, anything new at school?" He asked as he walks towards you and give you a soft kiss on your lips.
"Just the usual things... Oh, right, Els told me that a new member entered the Drama Club, she said he's a Dall Sheep. He's quite a teasing type of guy, most of the carnivores hate him already..." You giggle at the end of your sentence.
He let out a soft laugh. "Looks like they are already replacing me, that's good, to be honest." He opens the car door and waits for you to enter. "Shall we go? There are some people who have been wanting to meet you for a while."
"Should I be scared about it?" You make a joke about it as you enter the car and wait for him to enter the car, you notice that there's a Lion driving the car and you get a little more nervous but you wave it off. "Oh, by the way. Where did you want to bring me?" You look at Louis with a soft smile.
He gives a slight chuckle. "You will know when we arrive there~" He says in a teasing and excited tone as he closes the door and tells to the Lion to start driving to the destination. During the way, you two start talking about some things, about the school, about his business, and how each other looks beautiful on this night.
Once you two arrive, a Lion opens the door for both of you to exit the car, you look up at the building. "W-woah, this sure is a huge building."
"I know right" He chuckles. You two start heading inside and he leads you to a dining room, that is covered in decorations and the table only has meatless food, it seems that Louis ended up asking them not to show any kind of meat in front of you... " Welcome to our major criminal organization that controls the Black Market, The Shishigumi"
You notice some Lions walking into the dining room and they seem really excited to meet you. Louis gives them an angry look, maybe he has to maintain a serious and dominant posture to keep them in line. When they see the expression on his face, they seem to chicken out and leave, having left a few more dishes on the table.
"Let's start eating then, those Lions don't eat vegetables so we'll have to enjoy it while there's still time, haha." He sits near you and both of you starts eating.
When the two of you were done eating, some Lions came over and started clearing the plates from the table. You sit there and talk for a while. When it was already late, the two of you started walking towards the main hall.
When you were at the gates of the building. You started talking with him. "I really liked this date..."
"Did you? What was the best part of our date?" Both of you stop outside the building gates.
"I think the best part of this date was hanging out with you. Every time you're around, time seems to stop. What I mean is I enjoy every moment when I'm around you" You hug him, time seems to stop and neither of you wants to break the hug.
"Was that a declaration of your love for me?" He makes a joke and you laugh, he breaks the hug and now he's looking at you with a passionate look on his eyes.
"You can think of it that way if you want." You look at him with a smile. "I think it's a 'see you next Saturday'..." you start walking towards the car but you stop and turn towards him, you kiss him and start running towards the car. "See you some other day! I love you! Bye!"
Louis froze, not knowing how to react. In the background, inside the building, you can hear male voices celebrating, it seems that they were spying on you two from afar, haha.
His face become all red and he couldn't even say a word. He could only see you walking away, his heart started beating wildly, it felt like his heart was going to burst out of his chest.
As you entered the car, there was a Lion with a happy face. He starts driving to Cherryton then he breaks the silence "Haha, He sure loves you" He compliments your relationship. "I'm glad you make him feel happy, he seemed quite sad before unenroll from school..."
"Thank you, I really hope he isn't making so much trouble with you guys, ehe" You say to him, with a gentle voice. You keep looking outside the window, seeing some stores still open. As you arrive to your destination you say goodbye to the Driver and walk inside the school gates.
Once you arrived to your dorm room. There was just you there, probably your roommates went to a party... You go to the bathroom and take a nice shower again, and put a shorts and one of Louis T-shirt (that you stoled from him and now it is your pajama).
Once you lay down the bed, you check your phone and you see a message left from Louis.
"Did you arrive safe and sound?" He texted to you
"Yes, thanks for taking me on this date, I loved it^^" You sent it to him.
"Good. I'm happy you liked it, now take a rest. I love you ♡" He sends you a photo of him on his bed, smiling at the camera. "If you dare send this photo to someone else I will kill you😒"
You reply "You look cute on this one, I'll put it as my cell phone's wallpaper♡" You start to slightly laugh about it. "I love you too♡ Goodnight, Bambi"
"Night, Sweetie♡" He replies your message and you put your phone away to charge it.
You look up, staring at the ceiling with a passionate smile on your face. You start thinking about how lucky you are from having a wonderful boyfriend. You start to feel sleep consume you, you end up falling asleep with a small smile on your face.
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I hope it was nice enough to make your day a little better, took me 3 days to do it, cuz I'm lazy.... this was an Idea that I had, well then...
Byeee! ��(Also, if you want any character, my door is always open for ideas, just ask me and I'll bring it to you all)
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allmoshnobrain · 11 months ago
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𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐫
✧・゚: *✧・゚:* *:・゚✧*:・゚✧
part 26 of ? | masterpost
word count: 2085 | ao3 link | fic's playlist
I let out a quiet, pained noise, frightened and hurt like some scared critter stumbling into the lion's lair. James's eyes flicked up, catching mine for the briefest fraction of a second, shock and regret dancing in his blue gaze before I pivoted and beelined it out through the kitchen door.
✦ summary: Despite choosing to remain by Dave's side, Nore finds that getting over her feelings for James is harder than she thought it would be.
✦ on this chapter: dave mustaine x female!oc, james hetfield x female! oc, oc is cliff's cousin, +18, language, slice of life, angst, love triangle, drinking, recreational drug use, jealousy
✧ you got me wrapped around your finger, do you have to let it linger? ✧
The guys' last weekend in Los Angeles rolled around real quick, kicking off on a slightly chilly Saturday that practically begged for an afternoon tucked under the covers. We cooked up our own version of coziness; Cliff threw an invite my way to chill at Mike's place, puffing on some smokes and sipping drinks while diving into a stack of horror movies Kirk had snagged.
Running into James again was just about as awkward as I'd braced myself for. He gave me a somewhat normal greeting, but the turmoil in his eyes had my heart doing an uncomfortable squeeze. To top it off, he had Pat in tow, showing up at Mike's with this big grin, hand-in-hand with James, their intertwined fingers betraying a closeness I'd rather not have known existed.
I tried to brush that off, though. After all, I had made my choice, hadn't I? Coming back home later that night, I knew I'd land in the comfort of Dave's arms, and whatever leftover turmoil would get washed out like rainwater. With time, the pain and sadness in James' eyes would likely fade. And perhaps, we could go back to being just good friends, sweeping those stolen moments from that autumn under the rug like they never happened.
We kicked back in Mike's basement, popping those tapes into his brand new VHS player. Kirk and Lars posted up on the carpet, Kirk sprawled out with his head in Lars's lap, dropping the occasional comment about film quality or some backstage scoop. Cliff, Mike, and I settled onto one of the couches, passing around a joint, while James and Pat claimed the other one. As the beer stash ran dry, a pizza got ordered, and I started to chill out as the mix of booze and weed took hold.
We all glanced up at the doorbell's ring — probably the pizza delivery. James hopped up to get it, trotting up the stairs with a beer in hand. Pat eyed him for a sec, then decided to trail along. Mike sparked up another joint, which I happily took a hit from before passing it over to Cliff.
"Hey, did you guys know this movie set caught fire during filming?" Kirk tossed out as scenes from The Exorcist flickered on the screen. "They even brought in a priest to bless the joint afterward."
"Wow, spooky," Lars chimed in, sarcastically. Kirk nudged him hard. "Hey!" Lars laughed.
"Hey, Lars, toss me another beer," I casually asked, absentmindedly eyeing the bottom of my empty bottle.
"Ah, I think we're tapped out. Time for a run upstairs."
"I got it," Cliff mumbled, his words a bit slurred as he attempted to stand.
"I'll roll with you then," I chimed in, getting up and stretching with a sigh. "Might as well grab a round for everyone."
The two of us hauled ourselves up the stairs, the steps feeling way trickier to navigate than they should in my slightly buzzed state. Once we hit the kitchen, Cliff cracked open the fridge, hunting down the beer bottles.
I shot my brows up with a grin when I spotted the two pizza boxes chilling on the table, my stomach churning with post-smoking and drinking hunger. I popped open the box, snagged a slice, and chomped down, letting out a satisfied sigh as the warm cheese exploded in my mouth, eyes shutting in a little moan of delight.
My tiny moment of food ecstasy got cut short by the distant hum of laughter. I blinked, curious, realizing I hadn't laid eyes on James and Pat since they jetted upstairs for the pizzas. But if the pizzas were in the kitchen, where the hell were they?
Looking back, maybe tracking down the muffled chuckles echoing down the hallway was a lousy move. But I was riding a bit higher on intoxication than I expected, and a self-destructive curiosity just started creeping into my chest. I crept up to the living room door, halting in silence when I caught sight of James and Pat holding court in the center of the room, huddled up and chatting in hushed tones.
I don't know what hit me first, tearing my heart into a million pieces; maybe it was the way Pat's eyes lit up, her hands resting on James' chest while he gripped her waist, the phantom memory of his fingers on my hips stirring uncomfortably in my chest. Or maybe it was the way they talked and chuckled, clearly lost in their own little world. Or, what the hell, it could even have been the gentle kiss he laid on her lips, sprinkled with sweet nothings meant just for her.
I let out a quiet, pained noise, frightened and hurt like some scared critter stumbling into the lion's lair. James's eyes flicked up, catching mine for the briefest fraction of a second, shock and regret dancing in his blue gaze before I pivoted and beelined it out through the kitchen door.
I gulped down the cool evening air and shut my eyes, tears hanging on and refusing to fall. My hands shook a bit as I slapped them on the porch frame, the wood cold against my skin. I jumped when the door creaked open again, but it wasn't James; Cliff's worried eyes locked onto mine, sadness creeping in at the sorry sight I must've been.
"Cliff..." I said, my voice shaky and tearful before he stepped up, wrapping me in a solid hug.
I buried my face in his chest, letting out heavy sobs as tears flowed down my face, like a dam that had held back way too much. Cliff just held on, running his fingers through my hair as he kept me close. As awful as it all was, I felt relieved as well — like those tears were letting go of some of the crap I'd been carrying around for weeks. When I finally eased up, I pulled back with a sigh, tears still rolling down as I sniffled, trying to wipe them away with my fingertips.
“Ah, shit. Sorry, I totally soaked you," I mumbled, my voice all choked up as I noticed the tear stains on Cliff's shirt. He snorted.
“Screw that, Nore. Want a beer?” He lifted one hand, and I spotted he was carrying a plastic bag with the beers he’d grabbed from the fridge. I nodded, thankful. He plunked the bag down, grabbed one for me and one for himself, and we leaned against the porch railing. “So, spill it. What the hell happened?"
"You know what happened," I mumbled, holding back a sob. I took a swig of the cold beer, the bitter kick helping me calm down a bit. Cliff sighed.
"It's James, huh?"
"What do you think?"
"I don't get it," he said, and I looked up, raising my eyebrows when our eyes connected. "If you're into him, why not figure things out? You know he likes you too."
"Apparently, not that much," I grumbled, and he snorted.
"Nore, no offense, but if the girl I liked kept turning me down, I'd probably try to move on too. Maybe not jump into something else... but I don't know if I'd keep pushing after getting rejected as much as he has with you."
“I... “ my voice broke, and I sighed. "Cliff, I'm with Dave. I made my choice. He needs me... I won't bail on him. Not for James, not for anyone. But that doesn't mean I don't feel..." I stopped, the lump in my throat preventing me from talking. Cliff sighed before pulling me into a tight hug.
"It'll pass." He kissed my hair, and I nodded.
"I know."
"If it helps, I find her damn annoying. And I doubt those two will last more than three months." He murmured, clearly trying to make me feel better. I chuckled softly.
"Think we can still be friends after this?"
“Totally, Nore. Just gotta figure out where you both stand. But if you've made your call... Well, he'll have to get that, babe. Just give him some space, and cut yourself some slack too."
"If you weren't Bay Area's best bass player, I'd swear you missed your calling as a shrink," I teased, and he burst into laughter. I shot him a look, a soft, affectionate grin playing on my lips. It was reassuring to know that even in the middle of this mess, Cliff would always be there for me. "Thanks, Cliff."
"No worries. We got each other's backs, right?" He grinned and messed up my hair. I let out a soft laugh. "Plus, no one messes with my fave cousin."
"I'm your only cousin." I quipped, echoing his usual comeback, and he grinned.
"Exactly. Hey, you're not bailing, right? Wanna head back inside? Kirk might think we hated the flicks."
"Well, he wouldn't be totally off the mark," I swiped away the last of my tears with the back of my hand but made my way to the kitchen door with a sigh. "But let's go back."
As we stepped in, I noticed that James and Pat had vanished from the living room. No clue where James had wandered off to, and honestly, I wasn't itching to find out for the first time in forever. I paused for a beat, my eyes lingering on Mike's phone before a sudden determination took over.
"Cliff," I called, and he shot me a questioning look. "You go ahead; I'll catch up, alright? Got a call to make."
"Sure thing. You sure you don't want me to stick around?"
"Nah, all good. Seriously," I reassured him. He gave my face a once-over before nodding, taking the beers back with him to the basement.
I grabbed the phone, pressing it against my ear, hesitating for just a moment before punching in the number I knew by heart, even though it had been ages since I dialed it.
"Hello?" My mom's voice came through, causing my heart to skip a beat.
I was aware that this number, her personal office line, was the only one she personally picked up. No assistants or housekeepers screening calls. But despite that, a weird tension crawled over me at the sound of her voice. I paused for a sec before diving in:
"Hey, Mom. It's me."
“Eleanore?” she inquired, surprise coming through her voice. “What's going on? Did something happen?" 
"Nah, everything's okay," I murmured, my voice slightly shaky. "I just... I..."
“Are you okay, dear? Were you crying, by any chance?”
“No, I'm fine. I'm fine,” I sighed, closing my eyes. "Actually, I called about that school offer."
"Oh? Tell me what's on your mind," I could feel my mother's tone of voice instantly changing, shifting to the interested and sharp tone she used during her negotiations. 
"I'm taking it. But I want to focus on art, Mom. Not law or business. Just art."
"Alright. I'll have Alice look into the best art schools in the state, maybe even the whole country. We can explore international options if you're interested. You'll get a top-notch art education. But you remember your end of the deal, right?"
"Getting involved in the family business, understanding the ropes, so I can handle things when you and Dad can't. Yeah, I remember," I confirmed in a low voice, aware that this was the most challenging part of the deal.
Business never floated my boat, especially the whole legal operations deal with my family's law firm. But the payoff was too sweet to pass up. And maybe a major life change was exactly what I needed.
"Good call," my mom chimed in, and I could practically picture her smiling. "I'll talk with your father. You'll come back for Christmas, right? We can discuss it in more detail then. Feel free to bring your... Boyfriend along if you want."
The rest of the conversation was a bit of a blur. I knew I'd just made a call that would steer my life for the next few years. No clue if I'd regret it or what kind of person it'd turn me into. But I would do anything to beat the heartache gnawing at my chest. Maybe I was running away. Maybe I just wanted to ditch the sadness.
Perhaps I just wanted to wipe clean the pained look James and I exchanged moments ago. Maybe I wanted to forget that he chose not to come after me, not to offer me any comfort.
But did any of it really matter?
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Golden Globes Close Calls Decided: ‘Anora,’ The Apprentice,’ ‘Heretic,’ ‘A Real Pain,’ Others Stake Claims As Dramas or Musical/Comedies (Exclusive)
THR reports on the submission plans for all of the top contenders ahead of the Nov. 4 entry deadline.
BY SCOTT FEINBERG
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Filmmakers and distributors of awards-hopefuls have until Nov. 4 to submit their category preference — drama versus musical or comedy — to the Golden Globes organization, which reserves the right to overturn any classification that it finds egregiously inaccurate.
Some of this year’s cases are inarguable — for instance, Netflix’s Emilia Pérez, in which characters spontaneously burst into song, is clearly a musical (if not a comedy), and A24’s The Brutalist, in which an immigrant faces all sorts of harrowing hurdles, is clearly a drama. There are, however, also plenty of close-calls, about which many have made assumptions, but, in most cases, not confirmed.
The Hollywood Reporter has been working the phones and can now report which way almost every contender is breaking. This intel is, of course, subject to change prior to Nov. 4, and to being overturned by the Globes thereafter — but it is current as of this writing.
Joining Emilia Pérez in the the musical/comedy field will be several other musicals, including Universal’s Wicked; Warners’ Joker: Folie à Deux; Sony Classics’ Kneecap; Disney’s Mufasa: The Lion King; and Paramount’s Better Man and Mean Girls. But THR can confirm that a number of pretty dark films will also be entered there, most notably Neon’s Anora, the story of a sex worker who gets mixed up with shady Russians; Searchlight’s A Real Pain, about cousins who visit Poland to pay tribute to their late grandmother; A24’s A Different Man, the story of a man with neurofibromatosis who undergoes surgery to reverse it, and Heretic, a horror flick in which a home visit by Mormon missionaries goes wrong; and, as Gold Derby previously reported and some are likely to raise objections to, Amazon/MGM’s Challengers, in which young tennis players wind up in a love triangle.
Also in the musical/comedy field: dramedies (Netflix’s Hit Man; Searchlight’s Nightbitch and Kinds of Kindness; Focus’ Dìdi and Piece by Piece; Magnolia’s Thelma; Sony’s Saturday Night and Fly Me to the Moon; and Sony Classics’ Between the Temples); broader comedies (Disney’s Deadpool & Wolverine; Universal’s The Fall Guy and Argylle; Warners’ Beetlejuice Beetlejuice; Amazon/MGM’s My Old Ass; Apple’s Wolfs; and Sony Classics’ Wicked Little Letters); and, as was made possible by a rule change in 2021, animated features (Universal’s The Wild Robot; Disney/Pixar’s Inside Out 2; Disney’s Moana 2; and Focus’ Piece by Piece).
Some films that perhaps could have been pushed for a musical/comedy classification, but will instead be entered as a drama, include Briarcliff/Rich Spirit’s The Apprentice, which is essentially a buddy film about Donald Trump and Roy Cohn; A24’s Queer, a trippy film about the colorful escapades of a William S. Burroughs stand-in; and Sony Classics’ Daddio, in which a taxi driver (Sean Penn) and passenger (Dakota Johnson) banter during a long ride.
There are a bunch of movies this year that contain a lot of music but will not be entered in the musical/comedy race — an acknowledgement that they are really dramas with music: Searchlight’s Bob Dylan portrait A Complete Unknown; Netflix’s Maria Callas biopic Maria (meaning its leading lady, Angelina Jolie, will not have to go up against the streamer’s Emilia Pérez leading lady, Karla Sofía Gascón); Focus’ Amy Winehouse biopic Back to Black; and Paramount’s Bob Marley biopic Bob Marley: One Love.
In a different era of the Globes, some films of this sort were able to sneak past the guardians and land in the musical/comedy category, which was usually thinner — for example, A Complete Unknown director James Mangold’s 2005 Johnny Cash and June Carter Cash biopic Walk the Line. But these days, the revamped organization behind the Globes doesn’t let that sort of thing happen. Films in which characters play musicians who perform songs, as opposed to films that feature characters who spontaneously break into song, almost always wind up classified as dramas whether they like it or not (see 2018’s Bohemian Rhapsody and A Star Is Born).
The drama field was always, of course, going to include Focus’ Conclave, Nosferatu and The Bikeriders; Paramount’s Gladiator II and September 5; Sony Classics’ The Room Next Door, I’m Still Here and The Outrun; Apple’s Blitz; Warner’s Dune: Part Two, Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga, Horizon: An American Saga – Chapter 1 and Juror #2; A24’s Babygirl, Civil War, Sing Sing, Babygirl and We Live in Time; Amazon/MGM’s Nickel Boys, The Fire Inside and Unstoppable; Netflix’s The Piano Lesson, His Three Daughters and Shirley; Disney’s Young Woman and the Sea; Vertical’s The Order; Sideshow/Janus’ All We Imagine as Light; Kino Lorber’s Oh, Canada; Neon’s The Seed of the Sacred Fig and Longlegs; Roadside’s The Last Showgirl; Roadside/Vertical’s Lee; Shout!’s The Dead Don’t Hurt; Falling Forward’s Day of the Fight; Bleecker Street’s Hard Truths; Lionsgate’s Small Things Like These and White Bird; IFC/Sapan’s Ghostlight; and Sony’s Here.
There is really only one wild-card still out there: MUBI’s The Substance, in which Demi Moore plays an aging movie star who goes to extreme measures to try to retain her viability in the industry. I can see arguments on both sides for this one, and apparently so can MUBI and Moore’s team, who are still deliberating about what to do. On the one hand, one could argue that it’s a very dark drama turned horror flick. But on the other hand, one could certainly call it a satire, sending up a business in which youth and beauty are prioritized above all else. To me, it’s a modern-day Sunset Blvd. (1950), which straddled those two descriptions — and ultimately competed at the Globes as a drama and took home four awards, including best actress.
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sugarsfics · 2 years ago
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Crying During A Movie
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Summary: You and Steve needed some extra money, so the easiest way you could think of is babysitting. The kids you are babysitting request a movie, a sad one, tears are shed 
Trope: Steve x Girlfriend!Reader
Warning: Use of y/n, fluff
Word count: 1.0k
30 Day Challenge: Day 11 Send Request <3
After a lot of thinking and talking, you and Steve were ready to take the next step of your relationship, getting a place together. You have been apartment or house searching for about two weeks and you realize that you needed more money than you thought. You both had a full-time job Steve at family video and you at the local diner, both jobs had you working 8-5 and weekends off, paid good money just not enough. You thought of the most easiest job, something you and Steve are both good at babysitting. Flyers were made, NEED A BABYSITTER CALL (number) FOR BABYSITTERS AFTER 5:30 ON WEEKDAYS AND ALL-DAY WEEKENDS. A family, the Reyes called the next day for babysitting all day, Saturday, and Sunday. With them you didn’t need anyone else. They were lovely 6 year old twins, a boy Toby, and a girl Tessa, a there 1 year old sister Trixie, the cutest little things ever. You and Steve have been babysitting them for 3 months when the parents are doctors and had surgery on Friday, so they asked you to have an overnight stay. Once they heard of the sleepover, they requested a movie night and snacks, the movie The Lion King. 
Steve came home with movie in hand “You know I have never seen this one before” “Really” “Yea it is very popular though it is always going in and out of the store I got luckily that the person returned it today” “Oh cool you ready to go” “Yep got the snacks” “Check” you said holding the bag “Our clothes” “In the car” “Is that everything” “I believe so” you looked around just to make sure “Ok let’s getting going” The drive was 5 minutes at most, as you were pulling in the dad was getting the car ready “Hey guys” the dad said “They are really excited for tonight “So are we” you tell him then head inside. The mom was in the kitchen making the baby a bottle “Oh hi guys the kids are still taking there nap this one just woke up and money for pizza is on the table” she said handing you the baby “Thank you guys so much” “Yea anytime” Steve said cooeing at the baby. She went into the kids' room to kiss them goodbye then gave the baby a kiss and she was on her way. The baby started to fuss so you handed her the bottle “You looking really good like that” Steve said “Oh stop” “No I am being serious” he went behind you holding you looking down at the baby and you “I could really get used to this” Just then the kids door open “Y/N STEVE” the twins came flying out “Hi guys” Steve said “Did you bring the movie” Toby said “Yes I did” “YAYAYY” They cheered “I will order pizza then we will get this sleepover started”  
After pizza, the kids played a little then took a bath. Steve told you he had a surprise so don’t come into the living room yet. You brought the kids into their room to get their pj’s “What Steve doing” Tessa said “I have no clue” you told her Steve was leaning on the door way and heard “Are you and Steve going to get married” Toby asked “I don’t know hopefully” “If you do can I be the flower girl” Tessa beamed “Of course you will be” Steve said you all jumped “How long have you been there” you asked “Long enough” he winked “Ok the surprise is ready” the kid ran past Steve excited for their surprise “WOW THIS IS SO COOL” you heard “What did you do” “Come to and see for yourself my future wife” he said kissing your red cheeks and dragging you to the living room. You walked into the living room and the kids screamed “IT A FORT” he made a fort it was the cutest thing ever there was an opening for the tv, snacks and popcorn with the pillows inside. “This is so cute babe”  
You all got situated, baby Trixie was laying on your chest, Toby was cuddled up to your side and Tessa was cuddled on to Steve’s side. The movie started, Steve loved his view he couldn’t wait to stop playing pretend with the Reyes kids and have a real family. Within the first 5 minutes Trixie was out, the kids and Steve had the same face, eyes stuck on the TV with mouths slightly parted. It was time, the part where Mufasa dies, you heard sniffles throughout the scene you would check up on the person after the scene. After the death you looked at Toby his eyes were dried so moved on to the next twin her eyes were dried too. HUH!? You heard sniffles, you looked at your boyfriend and tears were streaming down his face “Steve” he wipes his tears “Y-yes” “Are you crying” “No” his voice cracking “Baby don’t cry it’s just a movie” “But Scar just killed him and now Simba thinks it is his fault” he whimpered as more tears fell “Baby it’s just a movie” you consoled wiping his tears. 
All the kids were asleep at the end of the movie, you put Trixie in her bed and brought the baby monitor out. Steve got the couch ready for you and him, you left the twins in the fort. “Come here my crybaby” you opened your arms “Don’t say that” he said going into your arms “Are you ok now” you said rubbing his back “Yes” you both picked up the kitchen putting away the left of pizza and cups, throwing away the popcorn and snack trash. “In the bath the kids said they wanted waffles for breakfast” “Maybe we could go to the diner for breakfast” “Sure I will call mama Reyes's tomorrow morning they are probably still in surgery” After everything was cleaned you both cuddled on the couch “This was really fun” “Yea especially watching you cry” “Please don’t tell anyone I will never live that down” “Promise” you said kissing him. You both fall asleep dreaming of starting your life together. 
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Hello ! How are you ? 🖤 Do you think you could write headcanons for the Ghouls going to karaoke (pleaaaase) ? I just had this thought of them absolutely having a blast while singing Bohemian Rhapsody (don’t ask me why 💀😭)
omg your brain is *chef’s kiss* i love this idea!!
also i got a little carried away so i do apologize for that y’all 😭😭
- The ghouls are allowed one sort of fun outing to town per week
- Copia is required to chaperone but he’ll let them pick what they want to do and where they want to go, he just goes along to supervise
- To keep everything fair, the ghouls get to write down one idea each for what they want to do, they put the ideas in a hat, and draw one each week until they’ve done everyone’s idea
- On Friday night the pack gathers around the hat and Cirrus pulls a slip with the words “Karaoke bar” on it
- So karaoke it is
- On Saturday night all 8 of them and Copia pile into one of the ministry’s van and off they go
- They enter a mostly empty little karaoke bar and get a private room for singing
- They also order a bunch of drinks
- Swiss insists on going first and gives a very unique rendition of No Hands
- Dew and Sunshine cheer him on of course
- Cirrus and Aether absolutely kill their choice of Ain’t No Mountain High Enough
- The others can’t help but give Mountain an amused glance every time his name comes up in the song
- He is very much not amused
- Cumulus goes next and sings Halo by Beyoncé so beautifully that Copia rethinks her being an Air Ghoul because she HAS to be part siren
- “Show off” Dew jokingly mutters when she’s done but Rain slaps him on the arm anyway
- Sunshine decides she wants to sing I Won’t Say I’m In Love from the Hercules soundtrack and gets Swiss and Aether to be the muses
- They do the little dances and everything
- Like i’m talking full on movie accurate choreography
- Rain and Mountain seem sort of reluctant at first but once they realize Disney songs are an option they are all for it
- They do Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid, Hakuna Matata from The Lion King, I’ll Make A Man Outta You from Mulan, and more
- Aether cuts them off after they sing The Bare Necessities for the second time
- After Dew has one too many margaritas (he drank 6) he BODIES Rap God by Eminem and Tap In by Saweetie
- When he starts singing CPR by Cupcakke Copia knows it’s time to go
- “But youuu haven’t sung anything yet Cardi!” Sunshine drunkenly points out from the couch where she’s leaning all of her body weight on a fast asleep Cirrus
- All the ghouls turn to Copia with nods of agreement
- “I— eh, eh-heh. That is true. I suppose one more song wouldn’t hurt.” Copia agrees
- He wanted to do Piano Man by Billy Joel but that wasn’t an option
- So he goes with Bohemian Rhapsody
- And boy was that a choice
- As soon as the ghouls hear the intro they get so hyped up
- Copia sings the intro and verse 1 and 2 by himself
- Dew and Aether vocalize the guitar solo but it’s really off pitch
- The ghouls join in verse 3 and they all do the high pitched voice
- They do the little call and response with Copia
- Sunshine, Rain, and Cumulus song the “Let me go” part and the other five ghouls sing the “We will not let you go” part
- When it’s all over they end up super giggly and in high spirits
- Then they got kicked out because Dew got too excited and lit a couch on fire
- But it was an overall 10/10 experience
If you read all of this to the end, you’re a real one! Also does anyone know of that tiktok with that group of boys wearing like navy blue bedsheets as togas and lip syncing to I Won’t Say I’m In Love cause that’s exactly what I imagine Swiss and Aether doing while Sunshine sings. Someone please know what I’m talking about 😭😭
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trensu · 11 months ago
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Chapter 4 of HHH: Tradition! Things get tense in this one. I will be posting it on ao3 later today. The chapter is now up on ao3, if you prefer to read it there.
Billy dropped Max off after dinner on Friday. Things started out awkwardly. Max was unusually tense and taciturn. El and Dustin, however, were both determined to get Max into the spirit of things. When Eddie presented the selection he’d rented from Family Video, they let Max pick out the first movie to start their All Night Movie Marathon–named so by Dustin, though not once had he or El ever successfully stayed awake the whole night. 
Max picked The Rescuers Down Under and El picked Thumbelina. Dustin couldn’t make up his mind, so Eddie told him to decide after watching the movies the girls picked. El clung to Max the entire evening while Dustin goaded Max with his constant commentary throughout the movies. 
“I could totally shift into that bird,” Dustin bragged.
“But you are small,” El said with concern. “Would you become an egg?”
“No!” Dustin exclaimed.
Max cackled. “Dustin the egghead!”
“Shut up, I wouldn’t be an egg!”
Between Dustin’s antics and El’s sweet disposition, they had successfully gotten Max to relax and enjoy herself. It was a relief, even if it was at Dustin’s expense. It was healthy ribbing, in Eddie’s opinion; Dustin’s ego went wild when it wasn't kept in check.
Halfway through Thumbelina, they had all fallen asleep sprawled on the couch together as Eddie had expected. Eddie carefully carried Dustin to his room, and just as carefully carried Max to her designated room after. El woke up a bit when Eddie tried to move her upstairs.
“Max said I could stay in her under-the-bed” El mumbled, barely conscious.
El nearly always stayed under Dustin’s bed rather than in her own bedroom at night. Eddie couldn’t tell if it was a fear of abandonment or if it was a Monster-Under-the-Bed trait that El preferred to be under occupied beds. Either way, it was a harmless enough request.
“You don’t want to stay in Dustin’s under-the-bed?” Eddie whispered gently, just to make sure. The sludgy pool that was El quivered in a way that Eddie and the rest figured out long ago meant no.
“Billy is gone,” El said softly. “She might be lonely.”
Eddie gave El a squeeze where she oozed in his arms. She was the most endearing kid Eddie had ever met. It hurt to think about how the world at large would react if she ever revealed herself to it.
He helped her slip under the bed even though El was capable of doing it herself. She slipped under one thing only to reappear under a completely different thing on the other side of House all the time. After making sure everyone was settled in, Eddie put himself to bed, too.
Saturday started with pancakes, followed by a hike deep in the woods where human hikers wouldn’t dare venture. Max had emptied out her backpack so that El could join them without having to endure too much sun exposure. Dustin had almost immediately shifted into his mountain lion cub shape. The hike ended up being an amalgamation of chase, hide and seek, and explorer games rather than a regular hike. It easily became an all day event until tummies started rumbling mid-afternoon after they'd run out of snacks. The four of them trudged back to House to eat a late lunch. 
Eddie lamented Chrissy and Uncle Wayne being away on an outreach mission since they were the ones who could cook a good meal. He and Jeff mostly muddled through the task when they were gone. However, Jeff still avoided him more often than not over the whole Billy situation which left Eddie tasked with feeding the kiddos by himself. 
His attempt resulted in sandwiches. There was a very meaty sandwich for Dustin, who was always more carnivorous after a mountain lion shift. Dustin hadn’t yet learned to make a full set of human teeth so he gnawed at his sandwich with mismatched human and cub teeth. Meanwhile, Max, who never ate much, got a simple PB&J. She, fittingly, ate like a bird, tearing up her food into small morsels and picking at them bit by bit. 
As for El, nobody knew what kind of sustenance she actually consumed. She treated food like eating was an interesting experiment rather than a necessity, and never appeared to experience actual hunger. In this case, Max handed her bits of her sandwich that El dutifully inspected before letting it sink entirely into her sludge body. Dustin tossed strips of lunch meat in the air so El had to whip out a tendril to catch them. Eddie, who was a rebel at heart even as an adult in his thirties, let them have fun with their meal. 
After they had eaten, it was family game time.
“We can play Connect Four!” Dustin said. 
“That’s only for two players, doofus,” Max rolled her eyes at Dustin.
“Candyland? More players,” El suggested timidly.
“That game’s for babies,” Max sneered.
“But…colors are pretty,” El said in a hurt tone that made Max scowl and squirm guiltily though she made no move to apologize.
“Let’s play Mousetrap,” Eddie chimed in to defuse the tension. “That one has lots of colors, too, El, and enough little mice for everyone.”
After a few rounds of Mousetrap, they switched to Uno. When that got a little heated, they took turns playing Connect Four. Then, it was bedtime again. Surprisingly, Max suggested they sleep in the living room with sleeping bags like an indoor camping trip. Dustin excitedly agreed. El hesitated. 
“I cannot fit under the sleeping bag,” she said sadly. “I do not want to sleep upstairs by myself.”
Before Eddie could tell her she could stay under his bed so she wouldn't be lonely, Max butt in as if she had expected this.
“Just sleep under the couch. We'll pretend it's a sleeping bag. I can stay next to you,” she said.
With that decided, Eddie got them their sleeping bags and plenty of extra blankets and pillows. El slid under the couch and Max arranged her sleeping bag so close that the edge of it actually tucked under the couch a little bit. Dustin lay his sleeping bag on the other side of Max, grumbling all the while that he wanted to be next to El, too.
“Dusty,” Eddie said, knowing how much the nickname ruffled Dustin’s sometimes real feathers. He hoped to draw Dustin's grumbling to himself. “You get to have El around all the time. Let Max have a turn.”
“Yeah, Dusty.”
Eddie mentally sighed. He should've seen that one coming. With a screech, Dustin shifted to a feline shape–thankfully of the housecat variety rather than any kind of big cat–and went at Max, claws first. Eddie was well practiced at catching felines by now.
“Ope,” Edde grunted, catching Dustin mid-leap before he could get at Max. “Not today, kitty cat. We're going to play nice, so Billy will let Max come over again in the future. Got it?”
Dustin and Max glowered at each other for a few seconds longer. Finally, cat-Dustin looked away with a conspicuous yawn. He meowed loudly at Eddie. Eddie got the hint and dropped Dustin into his pile of blankets where he started to knead them. His purring was obnoxiously loud as if he were making a show of how unbothered he was about the confrontation. 
Once they were settled, Eddie came up with bedtime stories on the spot until they had all drifted off. He stuck around a good hour after the kids had gone to sleep, half to make sure they were indeed sleeping soundly and half to pick up the discarded games and to clean the dining table of any stray crumbs or sticky residue from their meal earlier. 
He checked in on the kids once more before going upstairs to his bedroom where he tiredly took off his shirt and pulled on some pajama pants. Taking care of kids all day was exhausting. He fell asleep almost before his head hit the pillow.
Slightly before midnight, Eddie woke up to the sensation of something cool and viscous curling cautiously around his wrist that hung over the side of the bed. He muffled a sleepy groan in his pillow before dragging himself closer to the side of the bed. He reluctantly peeked over.
"El, we've talked about this," Eddie mumbled with as much patience as he could muster. "You can't go into people's bedrooms without asking. Those are private spaces so you gotta knock first."
Another tendril made an appearance to splat against one of the bedposts a couple of times. Even in his half-asleep state, Eddie’s lips twitched into a small smile at El’s efforts to abide by the rule. The tendril around his wrist gave a tiny tug, as El’s soft voice drifted up.
“Eddie,” she said. “Is a secret a lie?”
That caught his attention. Eddie sat up slowly to not to break the hold El had on his wrist. Eddie cleared his voice, partly to get rid of the roughness sleep brought but also to buy himself a few more seconds to think.
“Secrets are different from lies,” he replied, carefully. “Secrets can be good, like a surprise present, but some are bad.”
El was still under the bed though her grip on Eddie hadn’t slackened. She quietly mulled over Eddie’s words. Eddie had to bite his tongue hard to not immediately start asking questions. El needed time to process new information and rushing the process only made her nervous and confused. Eddie distracted himself by shoving the covers a round enough to bring his legs into a crisscross, hoping the movement would wake his mind up quicker.
“What is a bad secret?” El asked, voice dropping to a whisper at the words ‘bad secret.’
“Uh, it depends?” Eddie said, biding time for his brain to catch up. That was a more abstract question than Eddie was prepared to answer after being woken in the middle of the night. However, there must have been a reason El woke him up to ask him at this hour. “I think keeping bad secrets makes you feel…bad. Like sad or scared. Maybe angry, too. How does your secret make you feel?”
“...scared.”
“You wanna tell me about it?,” Eddie asked. “You can come up on my bed if you want and we can talk.”
After a moment’s hesitation, El oozed out from under the bed and squirmed on top. She gathered into a nervous puddle on the mussed sheets in front of Eddie. Eddie twirled his fingers around the tendril El had on him into a facsimile of a handhold. El looped her tendril more securely on his fingers.
“I won’t be mad,” Eddie said. “I just want to help, okay?”
“Promise?” El’s voice wobbled.
Eddie crossed his heart. “I promise.”
“Max wants to run away,” El said nervously.  
“What?” Eddie asked sharply. El rippled back, tendril going loose and pulling away. Eddie immediately wanted to smack himself. “No, no, it’s okay! I’m not mad. I’m just, uh, surprised. What did Max say, exactly?”
“She said we will get hurt. She is angry because we want to stay.”
Edde felt a jolt of fear run through him, though he did his best to maintain a calm exterior to not frighten El. Why would Max think they’d be hurt here? Had he done something to make her feel unsafe? He thought they’d been getting along well.
“Are they still downstairs?” Eddie asked. 
“Yes.”
“Okay, good. We can go and let Max know that House will keep us safe,” Eddie said. “Do you want to come with me?”
“No,” El said, seeping onto the floor and creeping back under Eddie’s bed. “I can go to under-the-couch by myself.”
Once she was fully under the bed, Eddie pulled on a hoodie. He practically tiptoed towards the living room to avoid startling the kids. As he made his way downstairs, he heard hissed, angry whispers going back and forth between Max and Dustin.
“If you use a small shape, you can fit in my backpack with El,” Max insisted. “We have to go now.” 
“No,” Dustin said mulishly. “We can’t leave Eddie and Jeff! And what about when Chrissy and Uncle Wayne come back?”
“They don’t matter,” Max said angrily. “The grown-ups don’t care! We have to go!”
“Eddie cares!” Dustin’s whisper was more of a stifled screech, mortally offended on Eddie’s behalf.
“Whatever! We have to leave, come on.” Max was also raising her voice now. Eddie walked softly into the living room.
“Hey, guys,” Eddie interrupted. “It’s getting kind of loud here. Everything alright?”
“Max is trying to make us run away!” Dustin tattled at once, pointing at Max accusingly.
“Shut up!” Max snapped back. “He’s lying! We’re playing, leave us alone.”
“Okay, sure, but you said something that made El feel a little scared. Can we talk about that first?”
Max turned to stare at El, who had crept out from underneath the couch, in betrayal.
“You told him?”
“Eddie helps,” El said meekly. 
When Max whirled around to face Eddie, she looked furious. Eddie hadn’t learned yet that when Max felt scared, she became angry and aggressive. Max stared him down, body tense.
“She’s right, Max. I just want to help. Let’s talk about this,” Eddie coaxed.
Eddie kept his posture open and his voice relaxed which he learned, through trial and error, helped calm down all sorts of situations. He also made sure to maintain a full view of all the kids and in case Max decided to try to book it. Max glared at him as if aware of what Eddie was doing.
“No,” she snapped.
“Okay,” Eddie placated. “That’s alright, but I want you to know you’re safe here. House doesn’t let anyone in that would hurt us.”
Max scoffed.
“House doesn’t do shit.”
El and Dustin gasped in shock. Eddie was suprised, too. Max had never spoken like that to him. He couldn’t dwell on that for long, though. Max had sprouted feathers again, more than he’d seen before, and her claws appeared. The skin not covered in feathers looked dried out and gray as her face twisted in fury.
“Me and Billy come here all the time and House doesn’t do anything,” Max shouted.
As she spoke, a wind started blowing through the house, not very strong at first but quickly gaining speed. Eddie hoped it wouldn’t wake Jeff, wherever he’d had House hide him this time.
“Max,” Eddie raised his voice to be heard over the wind. “Of course House didn’t do anything. You and Billy are our friends.”
“We’re not friends with monsters,” Max yelled at him, voice cracking. 
Max turned to Dustin and El. El clung to Dustin who had his arms wrapped tightly around her, El’s ichor almost dripping in his hold. Dustin, wide eyed with fear, kept looking from Eddie to Max, for once speechless. Max’s fury tinged with desperation as she begged them once more.
“You have to leave,” Max said. “I can–I can distract him.”
El trembled and Dustin jerkily shook his head. The wind was strong enough to start shoving around the furniture.
“Max, we don’t understand,” Eddie tried. “Please slow down and–”
Max screamed in frustration and launched herself claws first at Eddie, knocking him over. She tore through the hoodie like tissue paper, leaving thick gashes from his shoulder to his sternum. Eddie cursed at the pain. He took advantage of the proximity to wrap the struggling child in a firm hug. He hadn’t had to handle an out of control little Horror in a while, and he wasn’t prepared for this.
“Let me go, let me go!” Max screamed, flailing. 
“Max, please, I want to help,” Eddie said, almost desperately. 
Amidst the worry, Eddie was also confused as hell. Phoenixes were not aggressive creatures, from what he'd read and heard about them. When cornered, their most common escape tactic was a flare of flame to get enough space around them so they could fly away. They'd never simply launched themselves at a threat, and they rarely used their claws at weapons. Their strongest weapon and defense was fire. So why hadn't Max used her flames?
Another gust of wind made him nearly lose his footing. Details tumbled together in Eddie's mind. Wind. Feathers. Claws. Girl. He cursed himself for his stupidity. Max wasn't a phoenix at all. Max was a– 
“Aww, babe,” a voice from behind him said in a sadistically amused manner. “Is Maxine giving you a hard time?”
The wind stopped abruptly at the words and Max froze in Eddie’s hold.
Eddie’s first bewildered thought was: he came back early? Eddie’s second thought came on the heels of the first and made something cold trickle through his veins the longer he thought it: why did he barge in so late at night?
“Not enough of a hard time, it looks like,” Billy sneered. “What's the point of having a harpy if you don't do as you're told Maxine? You know what happens when you don't listen to me.”
Eddie turned to see behind, instinctively pulling the frozen child closer to himself. Billy stood in the foyer with a crossbow hefted on his shoulder. There were four other men entering House that Eddie didn’t recognize. All of them were wearing feathered necklaces and all too familiar shirts. Billy had cleared out a drawer for Eddie at his apartment, Eddie remembered with dread. Eddie had been so happy to fill it.
“Billy?” Eddie was ashamed of how his voice cracked on the name as he recalled Max’s words. How could he have been so blind?
“Hey, baby,” Billy said with a cruel twist to his lips. “Did you miss me?”
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Masterlist - All shall love me and despair!
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Chap 2 - Anything you can do...
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Chap 4 - Commit to the Bit
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Stop All the Clocks - we found kittens!! (Lloyd, Six)
Late Night Discussions - St. Courtney patron saint of trolls 🙏 (Lloyd, Six)
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SERIES - Campus AU
Quick Study - Wolfish + pt 2 + pt 3 (Bucky)
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Chap 1 - Rachel but she's Malibu Barbie/a nice Regina George 
Chap 2 - Andy but he’s a Pomeranian 
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Masterlist - READ IT
Chap 1 - advanced psychological warfare (Bucky)
Chap 9 - kill each other!! (Bucky and Steve) + Heraldry + Medal ceremony
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don't look!! (Steve, Bucky)
SERIES - Resistance
Pt 3 - The Triumvirate (Steve/Tony/Bucky) + NEW crew member lmao
SERIES - Unexpected
Animal Crossing Crossdressing
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Chap 26 - Humpty Dumpty Allegory? (Lloyd but he’s an egg)
Chap 30 - I’M GONNA BOP YOU feral dog.gif
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Asks/Headcanons:
Lloydlander
Suzanne, defender of interns (kind of)
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Who's the (Cake) Boss
Elle Woods aesthetic
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Pt 3 - How Bucky gets his robo arm
Pt 5 - BUNNY & CLYDE + coloured version
Pt. 7 - everything everywhere all at once
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Chap 5 - Loretta but she's Tom Sawyer (Loretta, Hal, various sheep)
Chap 11 - Loretta gets ONE (1) bacon + alternate scene (Bumblebezo$, Loretta, Hal)
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Saturday Afternoon Reggae Show DJ LeBaron Lord King May 4th, 2024 [email protected]
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gorillaxyz · 8 months ago
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while scowering old accounts i found this... feel free to do it yourselves! its like 20 years old i think YEAH the post i got it from is 20 years old
Name: Pippa
Sex: female
Age: 17
Screen name: screamgender/screamgenders/gorillaxyz
Meaning: i love the movie scream... and the band gorillaz
Status: single
Pets: 2 lovely cats and a dog
Writing Hand: right
BODY ILLS AND SKILLS...
Nervous Habits: running hands through my hair, picking at my skin, cracking knuckles and fingers
Do you bite your nails? when i was a kid i did it so much but not really anymore...
Can you raise one eyebrow at a time? NO but i practice all the time
Can you blow smoke rings? nah
Can you blow spit bubbles? i think so
Can you flare your nostrils? not on command -_-
Can you cross your eyes? yes
Tattoos? not yet
Piercings? ive had my ears pierced twice but only bc the first holes healed
Do you make your bed daily? hell no lol
CLOTHES...
What goes on first, underwear or socks? underwear obviously...
Which shoe goes on first? whichever i find first
What jewelry do you wear 24/7? NONE sadly... i used to wear a cross all the time but its annoying taking it off and putting it back on for showers n stuff...
What's sexiest on a person? ummmmmmmmmm -_- good sense of humour i think
Favorite Piece of Clothing: my phase 3 shirt with murdoc looking like hes trying to lick my armpit
Pajamas: usually none... im an underwear warrior
FOOD
Have you ever eaten Spam? NEVER HAVE NEVER WILL.
Favorite Ice Cream? vanilla or raspberry ripple
How many cereals in your cabinet? a few different kinds but i hardly everrrr eat any myself
What utensils do you use to eat pizza? my hands ..
GROOMING...
How often do you brush your teeth? twice a day
How often do you shower/bathe? depends, but usually every other day
How long does your shower last? 15-30 minutes. it depends
Hair drying method? errmmmm... towel if i remember to before putting it in the washing basket. but usually just air
If that fountain of youth existed, would you drink it? probably
Do you swear? more than id like to
Do you ever spit? when im brushing my teeth yeah? lol
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE...
Animal: CATS AND MEERKATS theyre adorable.
Food: ice cream
Month: june.. summer... murdocs birthday... it is the BEST month
Day: i like saturdays and wednesdays. but date... prob 22/10
Cartoon: i like disney cartoons :)
Flower: big daffodil fan
Shoe Brand: thog dont caare
Subject in school: DRAMA
Color: purple
TV show: prob im alan partridge...
Movie: the lion king & spider-man 2
Holiday: CHRISTMAS!!!!!!
Book: the invisible man
Vacationing Spot: THE BEACH!!!!!!
TV Station: Comedy Central and Cartoon Network
IN AND AROUND...
The CD Player: NONE ANYMORE :(
Person you talk most on the phone with: prob my sister i dont really phone anyone
Do you regularly check yourself out in store windows and mirrors? YES all the fucking time
What color is your bedroom? light lavenderish grey
Do you use an alarm clock? yes... sadly....
Name one thing you are obsessed with: murdoc niccals
Have you ever skinny-dipped with the opposite sex? no lol
Ever sunbathed nude? no............
Window seat or aisle? Window... but i always let whoever im sat with have the window seat if they want it bc im chivalrous like that
LA LA LAND...
What's your favorite sleeping position? curled up in a ball under the covers
What kind of bed do you like? THE BIGGER THE BETTER
Do you sleepwalk? i did once years ago
Do you sleep with a stuffed animals? yeah
WHICH IS BETTER...
Coke or Pepsi? coke
Apples or Oranges? apples
One pillow or two? two
Deaf or blind? deaf
pool or hot tub? POOL
Blondes or brunettes? brunettes
TV or radio? TV
Tic-Tacs or Certs? tictacs... never heard of certs
Snooze button or jump out of bed? snooze usually but i jump oput sometimes
Sunrise or Sunset? Sunset
Hamburger or Cheeseburger? cheese burga
Morning or night? night
Indoors or outdoors? outdoors
Christmas Eve or Christmas Day? christmas day
Cake or ice cream? ice cream
Bert or Ernie? bert
Spicy or Mild? spicy
Spearmint or Peppermint? NEITHER
Call or Write? call
Peanut Butter or Jelly? jam.
Bath or shower? Shower... only bc easier... sigh
Book or Movie? book
Green or Red apples? red
Rain or Snow? snow
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