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I need this with Subaru

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Expressing 'Anger' in Writing

Jaw clenching tightly

Hands balling into fists

Veins throbbing visibly at the temple

Eyes narrowing to slits

Breathing becoming quick and shallow

Stomping or heavy footsteps

Voice rising in pitch or volume

Flushing or reddening of the face

Throwing or slamming objects

Brows knitting together in frustration

Lips pressing into a thin line

Teeth grinding audibly

Staring with a hard, fixed gaze

Sarcasm dripping from every word

Snapping responses or barking orders

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Re:Zero fans be like: "Re:Zero is my obsession, my favorite story of all time. I will spend hundreds of hours researching wikis, reading the most obscure side-stories and long character analysis, so I can craft my theories and write my fanfictions. Also, I have no idea how to spell Chursh's name."

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“NOW I SAY, I SAY, LISTEN HERE LASS. YOU AND YOURE FRIEND MA-DOKE-KA SAW FIRST HAND THE RESPONSIBILITIES THEM MAGICAL GIRLS GOTTA HANDLE -Bless that lil Lass Mami’s heart- NOW I SAY I SAY I KNOW HOW MUCH THAT YOUNG VIOLINIST BOY MEANS TA YA BUT IS THAT THERE CONTRACT WORTH SIGNING FOR HIM?! THAT THERE KYUBEY WONT EVEN SHOW YOU THIS’OL CONTRACT, NOW I SAY, I SAY THAT LIL FELLA IS SHADIER THEN A FOX UNDER A PALM TREE!”

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Guy who's never seen a Bus before: "Huh, this is just like a frame rule."

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handling rich girlfriends (except the last one)

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*Walks up to gay couple

"So, which one of you is into aliens, and which one of you believes in spirits?"

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homura saying shut the fuck up terf for all your “homura saying shut the fuck up terf” needs 

(please reblog if you use, thanks)

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the inner workings of her mind are an enigma

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What your favorite Re:Zero Ship says about You!

(Obviously inspired by Eldena Doubleca5t's videos)

Emilia/Subaru: you've always had a thing for the "knight who's willing to die for his lady" trope, but one day you said to yourself "you know what's better? A knight who HAS died for his lady, and will happily continue to do so".

Rem/Subaru: your heart shatters every time the phrases "I love Emilia" and "Who's Rem?" are uttered. You are desperate to get Sloth IF animated, but not desperate enough to actually read it.

Ram/Subaru: you are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of getting dunked on.

Priscilla/Subaru: you want Priscilla to step on you. Moving on.

Crusch/Subaru: you want Crusch to step on you. Moving on.

Reinhardt/Subaru: you love the idea of the strongest man in the universe being weak for the literal weakest. Pride IF is your jam.

Julius/Subaru: you liked the aesthetics of Reinhardt/Subaru, but you thought it'd be hotter if they fucking hated each other.

Otto/Subaru: your favorite relationship dynamic is BoxXBoytoy.

Felix|Ferris/Subaru: you have very politically-incorrect thoughts about Bridget from Guilty Gear.

Julius/Anastasia: you liked the knight and lady dynamic of Subaemi, you just thought the knight should...you know...actually act like a knight (also, you like the color purple)

Geese/Fortuna: you wish Emilia grew up with a happy family. You probably like SAO.

(Spoiler Ships after the Read More)

Al/Priscilla: you would've shipped Subaru/Emilia, but you didn't think he'd died for her ENOUGH.

Vincent/Chisha: you are always down for Yaoi so doomed any attempt at undooming it just makes it even more doomed.

Wilhelm/Theresia (technically not a spoiler, but most info remains to be in the anime, so throwing it here just in case): their scenes make you weep uncontrollably. The Wilhem EXs are the single greatest thing Tappei's written in your mind.

Carol/Theresia: you are always down for gals being pals.

Carol/Grimm: you just want to enjoy a perfectly healthy relationship in this series for once.

Crusch/Fourier: you just want good things for Fourier. And really, who wouldn't.

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Also applies for Al.

Rezero is so funny because Subaru will be like "how DARE you accuse my close good friend Otto of doing something evil? Otto wouldn't hurt a fly- in fact he would befriend it! He's nice and kind and thoughtful and MY FRIEND! He's just a little guy! Otto would NEVER do ANYTHING evil!" And then we jumpcut to Otto's internal monologue like "I should do something evil."

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i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping

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Thr thing about re:zero is its an explicitly feminist text thats perpusfully situated itself within a misogynistic genre. This means it has a weird audience. Especially since it doesn't immediately differentiate itself from its comparables. Subaru has a habit of dehumanizing woman. Even if he doesnt think them lesser than men. The Roswaal house looks like a harem on the surface. It gives visual noval vibes. Subaru himself likens finding Betty's library to "flag catching". Subaru's rbd makes the whole world sorta game like. BUT his time travel doesnt "get him the girl(s)" If anything it often makes his relationships worse. Bc the girls hes talking to are real people like him and will not always react as expected. Or the same way as before. And conversations cant be forced to follow the same path. On the suface it has all the halmarks of a normal harem isekai. But then it just isnt. And not just in the horror aspects. more importantly in the character aspects.