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The Wicker Man - 1973 - Dir. Robin Hardy
#t shirt#movie#tiedye#tie dye#purple#The Wicker Man - 1973 - Dir. Robin Hardy#the wicker man#robin hardy#Christopher Lee#lord summerisle#Edward Woodward#Ingrid Pitt#Britt Ekland#Diane Cilento#Paul Giovanni#Gerry Cowper#Lesley Mackie#Irene Sunters#Lindsay Kemp#John Hallam#Roy Boyd#studiohouse designs#horror#horror movie#70s horror#folk horror
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lindsay headcanons because i love her đ
her role model has always been barbie - she has a bunch of barbie dolls and would practice making clothes with them
she buys matching outfits for her, tyler and beth
has a starbucks membership
goes thrifting every saturday to see if she can find any funky retro clothes or old dolls
pansexual! (also polyamorous because iâm a sucker for lindsbeth, leshindsay, gwendsay and lyler)
unironically uses :3 , >_< , XD and various other emoticons of the like while texting
OBSESSED with long dresses (not me projecting)
does all her online shopping on cutesy japanese fashion websites
loves hello kitty
fluffy carpet lover :>
LOVES giving makeovers
friends and in contact with the entire total drama cast (including duncan, but excluding ezekiel because of the whole feral beast thing)
dyslexic and dyscalculic
reads teen gossip magazines
big fan of animal crossing
has a glitter collection (mostly consisting of pinks and blues)
favourite movies are mean girls, high school musical and legally blonde
keeps a journal
listens to j-pop
has a pink ds with cute cat stickers all over it
has a whole bunch of sketchbooks filled with cute costume and outfit ideas!!
had pink streaks in her hair one time
gossips with leshawna over chocolate frappes at starbucks
ONLY owns cutesy/aesthetic plasters (or âband-aidsâ, if thatâs what you call them)
owns a garfield phone. donât ask
her favourite animal is a unicorn the only animal that could beat englandâs lion
had a powerpuff girls phase. she went as bubbles on halloween for four years straight!!
her full name is âlindsay meg tysonâ
thatâs all for now, feel free to share your own! :D
#another thing: she mentions she dyes her hair right?#what if: âsheâs not really blonde. her natural colour is DARK BLONDE.â#hehehhe. i had to reference it#oh yeah she also mentions a sister⌠what if sheâs trans?? :0#and she gives transfem noah a makeover??? :000#(yes iâm inserting transfem noah AND noah/lindsay friendship propaganda.)#(i feel like noah would think sheâs annoying sometimes but her innocence and blissful ignorance can be endearing)#ANYWAYS#td lindsay#total drama island#tdi#td#i COULDâVE added these below my lindsay art post buuuutâŚâŚ#âŚ..i couldnât be bothered lol
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And see my cat soon. January, hurry.
#lindsay speaks#and dye my hair. and renew my id. and get my visa. move. i need to do it all right now.
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What they do as your bf/gf hc PT 1
A/N: This contains Cody, Duncan, Trent, Gwen, Lindsay. (i'm doing every character)
Cody:
Okay, So Cody is literally SMITTEN by you
Like this boy. Would do anything for you
Lemme tell you what he does
first of all, if you hurt yourself, he will be RUNNIN over to you
Like he will be bolting', Like USAIN BOLT
And you'd be like "WTF" and he'd be like "baby! are you okay???"
Also, when he's around his friends they would get sooooooo tired of hearing about you
he's shorter than you
you can't change my mind
A Ton of movie nights
You are literally his idol
every date night he buys you those chocolate boxes shaped in hearts, and a bouquet of roses.
Duncan:
When he first met you at TDI, he thought you were annoying af
But boy DJ and Geoff, told him he was in LOVE with you
and he was like "No way"
3 weeks later
you guys make out
And lord ever since he has been SMITTEN by you
you guys are like an OTP
You always go to his Juvie center, and call him on the phone
he fights the guards when his call time is over
Trent:
Trent is always playing his guitar for you
when you guys cuddle, he braids your hair
you make him bracelets and he ALWAYS wears them, and i mean ALWAYS
He always sends you notes like: "Hey Beautiful, Date night 2night? 7pm Movies?"
He writes you songs ;-;
If you stay at his house and he wakes up earlier than you
be prepared for a breakfast feast
whenever you wear lipstick he ALWAYS wants you to kiss him. All over his face. His lips. His neck. His Hands. He loves YOUR lipstick marks
And dont get me started
this boy.
is always
sneaking into your house
also
Your parents
LOVE HIM
also when you hurt yourself. He cries
A ton
especially if its S3lf H^rm
He be crying a waterfall
Trent is Hubby goals ;-;
I want him now;-;
he loves it when you wear his clothes
he kinda
he kinda just thinks about
things...(if you know you know)
also hes a bottom
like honestly
Gwen:
You help her dye her hair
When you wear her clothes she gets annoyed
idk why
she loves doing your hair in the mornings
ahem shes a top ahem
On your bunk bed
Why yall have dirty minds
If you know you know
she helps you study for your tests
Lindsay:
You love her ditzy manner
She loves doing your makeup
She giggles at the stupidest thing
"Omg, this pigeon wearing a top hat is like soooooo cuteee"
She once almost cut her finger off
she cried
for 7 hours straight
she like falls asleep during movies
#tdi x reader#total drama gwen#gwen td#trent x reader#total drama island x reader#duncan x reader#cody tdi#lindsay total drama
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Total drama characters as Webkinz
continuing the series of total drama characters as random stuff i like. the vast majority of these are classics because i played this game in 2010 and "collected" (looked at them longingly on the internet because they were too expensive/rare in my country compared to the US) the toys a little past that and so theyre the ones im most familiar with. As always these are in (mostly) alphabetical order
Alejandro: Royal Cobra (eStore)
Beth: Eluvant (Classic)
Bridgette: Blue Trigger Fish (Classic Lil Kinz) that my sister accidentally named fluffy as a kid and got really mad when i called it smoothie not understanding the implications of calling a fish smoothie at the time when fish vs blender content was widespread online and while my sister was a big fish person with a 20 gal fish tank
Cody: Key Lime Dino (Classic) That my brother had as a kid that pissed me off really bad and still kinda pisses me off
Courtney: Signature King Charles Cocker Spaniel (Signature) because i thought i was better than everyone as a kid for owning a signature pet then i realized it literally wasn't special in any way because it didn't actually give membership like i thought and i cried when i found out
Dj: Butterscotch Bunny (Classic)
Duncan: Rockerz Bulldog (Classic)
Eva: Grey Wolf (Classic)
Ezekiel: Donkey (Classic)
Geoff: Sparkle Harp Seal (Classic)
Gwen: Blufadoodle (Classic) Because i loved it as a kid and wanted it so bad and am wondering why as an adult
Harold: Googles (Classic) that i gave to my ex who instantly ruined it
Heather: Signature Fox (Signature) Because this is the actual signature pet i had and i'm still disappointed that it didn't give me membership but i do still think i was better than everyone for having a signature pet
Izzy: Gold and White Cat (Classic) because i used to have this webkinz that i used to pour milk on and suck the milk back out of and it was sopping wet all the time đi used to slam it against walls and it would m
Justin: White Tiger (Classic)
Katie: Pizzazzy Puppy (Classic) Sadie: Polka-Dot Puppy (Classic) Because i love the way they look together
Leshawna: Poofy Poodle (Classic) That my sister had and i was so jealous of as a kid but she thought it was mine so it was in limbo for like 10 years until she gave it to me last month
Lindsay: Rockerz Coyote (eStore)
Noah: Lil Cocker Spaniel (Classic Lil Kinz) but specifically the one i bought at the thrift store for 1 dollar last week
Owen: Polar Bear (Classic)
Sierra: Kiwi Bird (Promo) Because it will not get off my ass and it is really annoying but also cute and funny and i cannot get myself to legitimately hate it
Trent: Lil Tree Frog (Classic) because my brother also had this one and it also pissed me off a lot
Tyler: Tie Dye Frog (Classic) because my sister had this one and i was chill with it but still don't really get why she got a frog webkinz when theres like a billion other options
#total drama#total drama textpost#kinda??????? man i dont know what to tag these as#total drama gen 1
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hiiii Iâd like to know ur headcanons, Iâm always interested in those :)
also can you draw Noah and Bridgette being friends? They only interacted like once but I love them
(You donât have to if you donât wanna btw this is just for fun :D)
Since you didnât give anyone specific, Iâll just give a few random hcs from my most thought about characters! (If thereâs anyone or anything specific u wanna know about, lmk !1!1)
Wayne: a black man with dreads whoâs birth hair color is a dark brown! He has a scar on his chest, nobody knows how he got it, he also tends to bruise easily
Ripper: total bear, a bit of a mullet, tooth gap, heâs actually a very good cook and itâs a surprise to everyone. He also really enjoys looking at art! But doing it himself on the other hand, not the same
Duncan: longer, messier mohawk, Lindsay dyes it for him. Heterochromia. Also trans but refused to get top surgery because heâs â not weak â and decided to work out his chest to the point they look like natural man-boobs (hence his skinny legs, boobs were more important /j)
Justin: also trans, his parents really wanted a boy and forced him to dress up as one but he actually really liked it and it felt like how he shouldâve been! Messier hair, natural tan skin, very blue eyes. Brick and him communicate and brick dresses him up!
Lindsay: previously said, dyes Duncanâs hair, and her own. Once dyed his hair pink as punishment. Loves matching with Justin, they love rocking outfits together. Surprisingly really likes mystery movies, despite always getting the catch / plot twist wrong, she loves them
(Also I will start on that drawing soon! Feel free to send anymore asks about anything or I can tag u when I post it !!1!1 ^_^)
#total drama#total drama headcanons#total drama Wayne#td wayne#total drama ripper#td ripper#total drama Duncan#td duncan#total drama Justin#td justin#total drama Lindsay#td lindsay#total drama rant#rant#silly headcanons !1!1!1#feel free to always ask for more !!! ;D
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Ooo, gwen and lindsay maybe?
don't think about them a whole lot but if lindsay wasn't being puppeted by heather and gwen wasn't looking down at her all the time i think they would be silly casual friends. i like art where lindsay is helping gwen dye her hair. if gwen and leshawna maintained a friendship after tdwt i think lindsay would be included in that friendship because of her and leshawna's time on team victory and she and gwen would kinda get along. maybe dj and harold would hang out with them too bc they were all on the same team in tda (i think)
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Embroidered Art
Lindsay Taylor
Search Press, Tunbridge Wells 2013, 144 pages, 27,5x27cm, ISBN 9781844487783
euro 29,50
email if you want to buy : [email protected]
A thorough and intriguing exploration of the work of Lindsay Taylor - her life journey, her inspiration, and her development as an artist, as well as the materials and methods she uses to accomplish her exquisite pieces
Employing a variety of techniques, including free-machine embroidery, hand embroidery, painting, dyeing, quilting, felting beading, wirework and applique, she recreates items such as bags, shoes, gowns, hats, even cups and lampshades in organic form, reflecting the intricacy and exquisite beauty of the natural world and instilling them with a dreamlike quality evocative of fairyland. The emphasis of this book is placed firmly on showcasing Lindsay's unique style of embroidered art, with an extensive gallery taking up three-quarters of the book and containing beautiful photographs and intriguing close-ups of her work. The introductory section provides an insight into her life journey - the evolution of her unique style of work, her inspiration, and the methods and materials she uses
04/11/23
#Embroidered Art#Lindsay Taylor#free.machine embroidery#hand embroidery#felting beading#wirework#applique#fashion books#fashionbooksmilano
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YOU KNOW WHAT PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF MOST ABOUT GWEN AND COURTNEY!
THEY AREN'T EVEN THE BEST FOILS FOR EACH OTHER AHHHHH!!! NEED TO BE BETTER FOILS IN MY OPINION!
AND THEY LOOK TOO SIMILAR TO EACH OTHER IN DESIGNS AS WELL AS GIVING LINDSAY MORE OUTFITS IN GENERAL!! When I believe in all the girls need more outfits in general and the guys too, but I would like them to give that 2007 fashion for laughs
THEREFORE:
Season 1
Courtney long hair to her hips cuts it off by force in middle of a challenge in rage to just get team to win first place to a messy short hair length.
Gwen pixie cut to her natural hair color then bang LeShawna and Bridgette dye it with Gwen to black and her midnight blue hue highlights.
Season 2
Courtney gets in season 2000's fake tattoos to be a "in style" and with the high-class fashion of things to be best in doing it first hand. Her bob haircut.
Gwen hair grow out with new highlights of midnight blue to teal blue
Season 3
Universe laughs on Courtney she ends up with a pixie cut that Sierra and Heather managed save Courtney's hair after a challenge also representing Courtney's raw state and carelessness then new state of Courtney
Long hair Gwen ends up with short hair again after a betrayal that happens
Courtney doesn't care they took her hair first this season... it doesn't matter another bad thing happened to her or if she has heart break... they took her hair first and she learn to accept winning the answer anymore due to wanting win so bad it took the hair try to grow out again and care for once more. To win here as no more meaning for her, she has bigger fish to fry now.
Season 5
Buzz cut or undercut Courtney bag under her eyes not here to play not even here for the long run only here to not end up in prison/jail due to the contract! She doesn't want to win, she's not native anymore, and she's "nuts" Chris mocks often. She wants to go home... she trying to study for the bar exam between the scenes or sleeping randomly passed out somewhere with her legal document find a loophole to leave the show.
Gwen with her usual hair style you saw tdi. Gwen thinks Courtney going fight her and do anything to win...
Courtney first one jump into the water to try swimming off the island 3rd in the first episode.
End of Season 5
Courtney if huffing on the makeshift boat as she forces Scott on her boat as she shyly laughs as he tells her hair looks amazing as ever.
Gwen is nearby wondering why Scott is lying then realizes they are all free to being themselves now. So maybe Scott isn't lying simply telling the truth that he believes Courtney hair always looked amazing to him.
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The Wicker Man - 1973 - Dir. Robin Hardy
#t shirt#movie#black#tiedye#tie dye#the wicker man#robin hardy#Christopher Lee#lord summerisle#Edward Woodward#Ingrid Pitt#Britt Ekland#Diane Cilento#Paul Giovanni#Gerry Cowper#Lesley Mackie#Irene Sunters#Lindsay Kemp#John Hallam#Roy Boyd#studiohouse designs#The Wicker Man - 1973 - Dir. Robin Hardy#horror#horror movie#70s horror#folk horror
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BLONDE JENNA COLEMAN IS BACK!
This photo was shared by Jenna's schoolfriend, gemstagram86 on Instagram.
Over the years, it has been quite the rollercoaster with Jenna dyeing her hair blonde. She first dyed her hair blonde when she was a teenager, and allegedly her mum cried about it at the time. Then she decided to dye her hair blonde for The Cry, even though Joanna Lindsay was never described as being blonde, Jenna just wanted to mix things up. But in the years afterwards, she commented about how harmful the bleaching was to her hair. But now, she's back to blonde, presumably for Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons. And it's an even lighter shade than she had for The Cry!
#jenna coleman#jenna louise coleman#blonde#back to blonde#lemons the play#lemons lemons lemons lemons lemons#instagram
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The Brother Trap
Fandom: DC Comics, Flashfam
Summary: Owen wants to connect with his half-brothers for the first time. Luckily for him, they all go to the same university. Will bad blood between twins keep Owen from the family of his dreams, or is he the missing piece they've always needed?
Chapters: 1/?
Characters: Owen Mercer, Axel Walker, Thad Thawne, Bart Allen, Meloni Thawne, Deborah Morgna, Preston Lindsay, President Thaddeus Thawne Mention
Relationships: Owen Mercer/Axel Walker, Thad Thawne/Deborah Morgna, PrestonBart
Additional Tags: POV Third Person, College AU, Angst and Fluff, Family Dynamics, Family Issues, No Powers AU
Chapter One: Buzzed
"Bart!" Owen yelled as he followed the hooded figure out of the frat house. "Bart, wait! I need to talk to you!"
The hooded figure whipped around to face Owen in the rain. Owen stepped back and took a breath. "I'm not Bart! I'm not him!" Thad yelled. He stepped back and stumbled. "I'm just his twin! You know... Nobody! I'm just nobody!" Owen frowned as he scratched his head. He felt uncomfortable, being that he'd never heard of Thad.
"Well, I don't really need to talk to Bart. I didn't know you two were twinsâ."
"Yeah, we're fucking identical, which is part of why my week is going to shit," Thad let out a pained laugh as he yanked his hood off.
Owen's lips widened into a pained expression. "Oh... Well, it'sâ. It's yellow," Owen replied.
"Yeah? Well, that's what happens when you use cheap off-brand dye," Thad replied, "And now you're mistaking me for him. This night can't get any worse."
Owen shoved his hands in his pockets. "Listen, I umâ. I'm sorry... I was gonna go get a burger," Owen mumbled, "Wanna come along?"
Thad pushed a hand through his wet hair and chewed on the offer for a moment. He nodded and followed Owen off-campus. Thad stumbled closely behind Owen and nearly walked into the street before Owen grabbed his arm. "Shit, be careful," Owen whispered. Thad's face twisted up, and he burst into tears. Owen sighed and pulled the hood over Thad's head, and he let Thad embrace him. "It's gonna be alright... Come on, the light's blinking. Let's go eat." Thad wiped his face and followed Owen across the street and into the restaurant.
"I want a kid's meal," Thad mumbled.
Owen covered his laugh and ordered two coffees with their meals so that Thad could sober up. The cashier looked at the two of them, and she smiled. Thad smiled back before turning his head away. Thad stumbled away and sat down at the table while Owen paid for the food. "He's so cute," she whispered, "Thad's in my psych class."
"Oh, yeah? He's my brother... He doesn't know it yet, though," Owen casually replied. She chuckled as if he were joking and gave him his receipt. Owen took it back to the table and waited for their number to get called.
Thad sat at the table with his face in his hands. "I'm not Bart... I'll never be Bart," Thad mumbled.
"Don't have to be Bart. Just be Thad. I just want to get to know you," Owen replied. Thad looked up at him, and Owen offered him a smile. The woman called their number, and Owen got up and brought the tray to the table. He urged Thad to drink the coffee before he started talking to him. "Thadâ."
"Are we friends?" Thad asked.
"Yeah, sure. Drink your coffee," Owen whispered. Thad nibbled on his food. "You okay?"
Thad nodded. "Are you an only child, Owen?" Thad asked.
"I've got two brothers, but I don't know them yetâ."
"Well, you're lucky. Brothers are not all that they're choked up to be," Thad interrupted as he ate another fry. Owen's shoulders dropped. "It's not that Bart's a bad guy. He's just a pain."
Thad shivered from the cold, and Owen nudged him. "Drink your coffee," Owen reminded him. Thad took a few sips of his coffee and held his face in his hands. "You good?"
Owen finished eating and put his garbage on the tray. "Can I sleep at your dorm?" Thad asked. Owen's eyes widened.
"I don't stay on campus, but yeah. Sure you can," Owen mumbled. Thad smiled and went back to eating. Owen drank his coffee, and he waited for nearly an hour while Thad nibbled on what remained of his kid's meal.
When he was done, Owen called an uber, and they drove to his apartment. Thad took off his jacket, and he crashed on Owen's couch. He lay down face first on the sofa, and Owen checked to make sure he was breathing. While Thad slept, Owen showered and changed into sweats. "Thad?" Owen thought to himself. He let out a breath of air as he went to bed. Thad made a soft breathing noise, and Owen lay awake, watching his brother sleep. "Nice to meet you, little brother," Owen mumbled.
Thad's phone rang, and Owen pulled it from his back pocket. He turned the ringer off and placed it face down on the coffee table. Owen looked down at Thad and wondered what it would've been like if they'd grown up together. Owen looked at the photo on Thad's phone case and chuckled. Thad seemed so happy in that picture with their mother. He wished he had the heart to tell Thad they were brothers, but the last thing he wanted was for Thad to shut him out.
Owen got back into bed and turned the tv on. He couldn't sleep. All he could think about was the similarities and differences in their looks.
Thad stirred a few times during the night, and at one point, he got up and stumbled around looking for the bathroom. "This is not my dorm," Thad mumbled to himself. Owen propped up on his elbows and squinted at Thad roaming around in the dark.
"You're in the kitchen. The bathroom is this way," Owen pointed out. Thad clumsily felt his way over to Owen's side of the apartment and closed the bathroom door behind him. Owen sat up and waited for Thad to come back. He wanted to talk, but Thad walked straight past him and passed out on the couch a second time. Owen thought it was funny that Thad didn't care that he was in a strange apartment. It made him feel like they'd grown up together. Thad didn't wake again after that, and Owen eventually drifted off to sleep.
#fic#the brother trap fic#flashfam#Owen Mercer#Axel Walker#Thad Thawne#Bart Allen#Meloni Thawne#Deborah Morgna#Preston Lindsay#President Thaddeus Thawne Mention#Owen Mercer/Axel Walker#Thad Thawne/Deborah Morgna#PrestonBart#POV Third Person#College AU#Angst and Fluff#Family Dynamics#Family Issues#No Powers AU
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Hui Ying made the not-so-tough choice to get a tattoo, dye her hair again, and drop out of college. She made the very-tough choice to move back into her childhood bedroom and share it with her little sister, Willow.
See: Hui Ying contemplating what to do now. She's feeling a great mixture of relief at not being at school and dread for how Lindsay will perceive her.
Spoiler alert: Lindsay is mad.
Jennifer: "Well, I think you look fabulous! Pay no mind to mom's grumpiness about the tattoo, the hair, the school...I didn't go to college, and look at how I turned out!"
Willow: "Mama, you make a lot of impulsive, bad decisions. Like, ALL the time."
Jennifer: "Willow, you're sharing your room with Hui Ying until you graduate high school or she moves out; whatever comes first."
Needless to say, Hui Ying coming back home was definitely devoid of any tension whatsoever. She spent a good amount of time painting in the basement throughout the day to keep her mind off her mom and sister. She also spent a good amount of time calling friends back in college.
Hui Ying: "I know! What am I gonna do without my cute bartender nighttime rants? Well, I tell you what; he did slip me his number the night before I made the trip home. So there's THAT."
#ts2#ts2 gameplay#zhang legacy#Hui Ying Zhang#the sims 2#sims 2#sims 2 gameplay#sims 2 pictures#ts2 simblr#ts2 screenshots
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(Based around a story idea I had that takes place during a summer where Gob and Lindsay briefly become friends before having a falling out at the end of the summer) After dying his hair black in an attempt to look more mysterious and like a magician(so heâd be taken more seriously), Gob suddenly becomes very stressed and insecure about his parents, especially his dad, seeing him and finding out about this more rebellious decision of his. Lindsay, whoâd helped him with the hairstyle, decides to dye black streaks in her own hair in solidarity to make him feel less alone in being a disappointment to their parents(and also because a goth/alternative(idk what this would be called)-adjacent style was something sheâd been interested in for a while but hadnât gone for because their parents wouldnât allow it). Lindsay then took Gob shopping with her and they both got new clothes to fit their new selves.
Gob is struggling and kinda maybe a lot regretting expressing himself but heâs doing his best.
Also, the usage of the the word clown was intentional. When Gob was shown the colorful and tacky button up when looking for a gay disguise in season four, one kinda similar in tackiness and gaudiness(/pos) to the ones he wears in season five when heâs started to get closer to accepting that heâs gay, he says something along the lines of, âWhat do you think I am, some sort of clown?â
#gob bluth#will arnett#lindsay bluth#portia de rossi#arrested development#arrested development fanart#lindsay is the most emotionally intelligent bluth in my mind#and so while she does not care at all for the fact that magic is gobâs interest#she does like to see him rebelling against their parents in a sense#going against what they want#so sheâs#like#supportive of him doing things that make their parents mad#i think she wouldâve been rebellious teen#i think she also knows gobâs gay at this point#not that i imagine it wouldâve been hard to figure out#since gob is the most unsubtle person ever#but yah
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Apparently Lindsay is really fun to make on picrew.
The top right one is her natural hair color, but she regularly dyes her hair red. Thus why all of the others are red.
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Put The Knife Down (All of this running gag so far) (TDDRI)
Duncan:Â âI donât accept the job. No way am I training Doris!â
Courtney:Â âWell too bad, Iâm not giving you a choice. You take Cody and Harold to exercise with you. Itâs either that, or I force you to put the knife down.â
Duncan:Â âWait, no-!â
~~~
Courtney:Â âUh uh uh, are you forgetting something?â
Duncan:Â âForgetting what?â
Courtney:Â âPut it down.â
*Duncan takes out a raccoon plushie*
Courtney:Â âNo! Put IT down!â
*Nothing*
Courtney:Â âDuncan!â
*Duncan takes out the knife and stares at it*
Duncan:Â âKnife... Iâll miss you so...â
Courtney:Â âWhat? You in love with it or something?â
Duncan:Â âThis is my wife! Screw you!â
Courtney:Â âYou have mental problems...â
~~~
Duncan:Â âWhatâs your throwing skill?â
Harold:Â âI can throw shurikens just fine if thatâs what youâre asking.â
Cody:Â âGotta be honest, Iâm kind of a hot mess.â
Duncan: *Taking out the knife*Â âLet me show you.â
Courtney:Â âDuncan! Put it down!â
Duncan:Â âFine.â
*He throws it at a rock, making the others jump*
~~~
Cody:Â âSo how do you throw a knife?â
Duncan:Â âDepends on the kind of knife you use. See, with this one, I hold my finger on the edge of the handle and blade like this, thumb at the bottom, loose grip, and when I throw it, I just remove the thumb, flick my other fingers, and...â
*He throws it, pinning it to a rock*
Courtney:Â âIâm calling BS on the influence that you are!â
*Duncan sticks his tongue out at her*
Courtney:Â âFine! Everyoneâs doing pushups for that!â
~~~
*Duncanâs looking through a knife box*
Courtney: *Appearing out of nowhere*Â âHi, cheating on your knife wife, are ya?â
~~~
Duncan:Â âWhat about me?â
Courtney:Â âI donât trust you. Not when you have a knife.â
Duncan:Â âWhy didnât you take it from me if thatâs a problem?â
Courtney:Â âBecause if I did that, you wouldnât learn a thing. I want you to put it down.â
~~~
Duncan: *Reading a letter from Courtney*Â ââGet a haircut, stop using hair dye, take off the piercings, wear a suit every once in awhile, stop being sloppy, put the knife down-ââ *crumbles the paper*Â âShut up, Courtney!â
~~~
Gwen:Â âHow do you expect we see?â
Harold:Â âDuncan, the knife.â
Duncan:Â âNo!â
Courtney:Â âGive him the knife.â
Duncan:Â âGive me your shirt!â
Courtney:Â âE-excuse me?!â
Duncan:Â âThatâs what I thought.â
~~~
Courtney:Â âYouâre using the wrong knife, Duncan.â
Duncan:Â âKnives are knives.â
Courtney:Â âAnd manners are manners. Give that to me, or go... slam a tray on your head.â
*Duncan gets up and grabs a tray, smashing it on his head*
Courtney:Â â...okay.â
~~~
*Duncan pulls the knife out*
Courtney:Â âKnife.â
~~~
Duncan:Â âAlright then, lets break it!â
Courtney:Â âA knife for breaking glass? No! Put it down!â
Duncan:Â âYou got any better ideas?â
Courtney:Â âNot a f*****g knife!â
~~~
Gwen:Â âDo you see anything besides jewels, lights, and chains?â
Lindsay:Â âThereâs... a donut knife.â
Courtney:Â âWhat? How did that happen?!â
~~~
*Lindsay drops the knife on the floor*
Courtney: *To Duncan*Â âLindsay is a prize example for you.â
(And thereâs more of this running gag to come.)
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