#lindor truffles

[pumpkin-the-girlie-girl-vixen]

**A Sweet Journey Through My Favorite Candies**

Candy has a unique ability to evoke memories and bring joy, and each of my favorite candies holds a special place in my heart. Let's take a sweet tour through the history and delightful flavors of each candy that I adore.

PAYDAY Classic Peanut and Caramel Candy Bar

First up is the PAYDAY Classic Peanut and Caramel candy bar from the Hershey Company. Introduced in 1932, this candy quickly became a favorite for many, thanks to its simple yet satisfying combination of roasted peanuts and chewy caramel. I love how the salty crunch of the peanuts contrasts beautifully with the sweetness of the caramel. Each bite is a delightful journey through textures—a perfect blend of chewy and crunchy. The PAYDAY bar was initially marketed as a ‘nutty’ snack, and its appeal has only grown over the decades. It's the perfect candy for anyone who appreciates that delightful combination of sweet and salty!

Gourmet Lollipops by Original Gourmet Food Company

Next on my list are the Gourmet Lollipops from the Original Gourmet Food Company. These lollipops are not just any ordinary candy; they are a decadent treat that transports me back to childhood. With the flavors… Cherry, Watermelon, Grape, Blue Raspberry, Green Apple, Strawberry, Pineapple, Cotton Candy, Orange Cream, Lemonade, Root Beer, Chocolate, Peach, Raspberry Lemonade, Vanilla, Mango, Fruit Punch, Strawberry Banana, Sour Apple, Sour Cherry, Strawberry Kiwi, Lemon Lime, Pina Colada, and Rainbow are just the start, plenty more flavors are available. There are Seasonal and limited-edition flavors as well, like pumpkin pie and strawberry cheesecake. The Original Gourmet Food Company was founded in the 1980s, focusing on creating high-quality, gourmet candy that stands out. The glossy finish and vibrant colors of these lollipops make them visually appealing, and their rich taste makes them irresistible. I love how they remind me to savor the moment, as I slowly enjoy every lick.

Nerds Gummy Clusters “Very Berry” by Willy Wonka Candy Company

Willy Wonka's Nerds Gummy Clusters “Very Berry” are a delightful twist on the original Nerds candy. Launched in 2020, these clusters combine the beloved crunchy Nerds with a chewy gummy center. The “Very Berry” flavor is a fantastic medley of berry goodness that takes my taste buds on a delightful journey through sweet and tangy sensations. The Willy Wonka Candy Company, inspired by the whimsical world of Roald Dahl’s character, has always focused on innovation and fun in candy-making. Every time I pop a gummy cluster into my mouth, I feel like a kid again, enjoying a little whimsy and joy.

STARBURST FaveReds Fruit Chews Candy by The Wrigley Company

A classic favorite of mine is STARBURST FaveReds Fruit Chews from The Wrigley Company. This iconic candy has been around since the 1960s, and the FaveReds variety features all the best red flavors: strawberry, cherry, and fruit punch. Each chewy bite bursts with juicy flavor, and I can’t help but smile when I taste the familiar fruity goodness. The Wrigley Company, known for its commitment to quality, has created a candy that is loved by many and perfect for sharing. Whenever I need a pick-me-up, a handful of STARBURST FaveReds does the trick, filling my day with sweetness.

Lindor Chocolate Truffles by Chocoladefabriken Lindt & Sprüngli AG

For a more indulgent treat, I turn to Lindor Chocolate Truffles by Chocoladefabriken Lindt & Sprüngli AG. Established in 1845, Lindt has become synonymous with high-quality chocolate. The Lindor truffles are a luxurious experience, with their smooth, melting chocolate center encased in a delicate shell. Each flavor, Milk Chocolate, Dark Chocolate, White Chocolate, Hazelnut, Caramel, Mint, Strawberry, Coconut, 60% Cocoa Dark Chocolate, Almond, Orange, Espresso, Matcha, Chili, Sea Salt, and Hazelnut Cream, delivers a moment of pure bliss. I love how unwrapping a Lindor truffle feels like unwrapping a little gift, and the creamy texture is simply divine. Whenever I need a moment of indulgence, I reach for these truffles that remind me of life’s sweet luxuries.

Old-fashioned Strawberry Bon Bons by Arcor Candy Company

When I think of Old-fashioned strawberry bon bons from Arcor Candy Company, the first thing that comes to my mind is, “these are grandma candies.” Founded in 1951 in Argentina, Arcor has built a reputation for quality sweets that stand the test of time. These bon bons bring a wave of nostalgia; the hard candy shell gives way to a chewy strawberry center that bursts with flavor. I adore the vibrant red hue and the classic design of these bon bons, reminiscent of the candy jars that used to line my grandmother’s kitchen. They’re not just a candy—they represent a delightful journey down memory lane, with each one evoking the sweet simplicity of childhood.

Peanut Chocolate M&M’s by Hershey Company

Peanut Chocolate M&M’s from the Hershey Company are another classic that I adore. Since their introduction in 1954, these colorful candies have brought joy to countless people, including me. With a crunchy peanut center coated in chocolate and a crisp candy shell, each piece is a delightful mix of textures and flavors. I love how they are perfect for snacking or sharing, and I often find myself reaching for a handful when I need a quick energy boost. The vibrant colors also add a festive touch, making them a staple at parties and gatherings.

Reese Miniature Peanut Butter Cups by Hershey Company

Reese Miniature Peanut Butter Cups are a treat that I can never resist. The combination of creamy peanut butter and rich chocolate makes for an irresistible candy experience. Introduced in 1928 by H.B. Reese, these mini cups have been loved by many for generations. I appreciate the convenience of the miniature size, allowing me to enjoy just the right amount of sweetness without feeling guilty. Each bite is filled with nostalgia, reminding me of cozy movie nights and family gatherings. The iconic flavor is a classic that will always hold a special place in my heart.

Reese’s Pieces Peanut Butter Candies by Hershey Company

Last but certainly not least, I have to mention Reese's Pieces Peanut Butter Candies. These bite-sized candies, filled with sweet peanut butter and coated in a colorful candy shell, are a delightful snack that never fails to make me smile. Launched in 1978, they gained immense popularity after appearing in the film “E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial.” I love how the crunchy shell gives way to that creamy peanut butter center, creating a satisfying treat that’s perfect for sharing—or for indulging all by myself! Their fun colors and delicious taste make them a great addition to any candy collection.

Buttered Popcorn Jelly Beans by The Jelly Belly Candy Company

Finally, I can’t forget to mention the unique and whimsical Buttered Popcorn Jelly Beans by The Jelly Belly Candy Company. Founded in the 1970s, Jelly Belly is known for its wide array of flavors. These jelly beans capture the classic taste of movie theater popcorn, and I love that they offer a sweet twist on a savory treat. Each jelly bean is an adventure for the taste buds, combining the flavors of buttery popcorn with the chewy texture of candy. They always remind me of fun nights at the movies, and their distinctive flavor makes them a fun conversation starter.

Conclusion

Each of these candies is more than just a treat; they are little pieces of joy that evoke cherished memories and bring happiness to my day. From the nostalgic flavors of my childhood to the indulgent luxuries I enjoy now, my favorite candies represent the sweetness of life. Whether I’m sharing them with friends or savoring them alone, they remind me to take a moment for pleasure and delight. What better way to celebrate life than with a little bit of candy magic?

🍭🍫🍬

[wh1tneys-pet]

I'm gonna overstimulate his prostate and get him pregnant.

[sinister-shark]

sea salt, vanilla and stracciatella lindor truffles character designs

[the-golden-ghost]

Rating Every Flavor of Lindor Truffle from the Assortment I Got for Christmas

Raspberries and Cream: Very good actually! They had a plain raspberry-flavored-chocolate one that was one of my favorites and that I liked slightly better but it may have been discontinued. This one's solid though; it's not as chocolatey but the cream does hit and the raspberry is stronger than in the chocolate one. 9/10

Maple: Thought this would be vile but it was actually okay. Surprisingly not as sweet as I expected and kind of salty? I know some have added salt but I wouldn't have expected salty maple. Definitely interesting. I was worried it'd be overwhelmingly mapley but it's not. 7/10

Milk Mint: SO GOOD I love mint chocolate combos and this one's creamy and minty and chocolatey and delightful all around! 10/10

Peppermint (?): Some don't have the name on the wrapper so I have to guess what they are. In any case: 11/10, stronger chocolate flavor, not as creamy as the milk mint but there's mild crispy bits in the shell that kick the whole thing up an extra notch HEAVENLY I love it so much

Cheesecake: mostly tastes like weirdly sour white chocolate. It's better than regular white chocolate by a little, and there are crispy shell bits (I guess to simulate crust?) but it doesn't really taste that much like cheesecake and the lack of cheesecake texture makes it disappointing. 3/10

Matcha: I wish they'd used a different chocolate shell other than white cause 90% of the experience is "this just tastes like white chocolate, where's the matcha" and then when you taste the matcha it's faint and overpowered by the uber-sweet white chocolate. But what matcha I COULD taste was good. 4/10

Dulce de Leche: I don't know that I've ever had actual dulce de leche so I don't 100% know what to compare it to, but it's good. I know it's supposed to be creamy and vaguely caramel-y and it's like that. 8/10

Pretty sure this is caramel: Wrapper doesn't say. The dulce de leche tasted more caramel-y than this one, this one's pretty strongly chocolatey but there's a definite caramel finish. Also a slight bitterness which isn't bad? 9/10

???: Milk chocolate shell and white chocolate (?) center. It was ok 6/10

Double chocolate: I think technically the last one was too, but this one had a milk chocolate shell and dark chocolate center. Also kind of mid but I liked it better than the last one because I prefer dark chocolate 7/10

Dark chocolate: FUCK YEAH now we're talking! I think Lindor tends to skew sweet because even their dark chocolate is very sweet (their white chocolate is inedible to me) but this is the best of the classic three. Nice rich bitterness to it as well. They have a REALLY dark chocolate which is god-tier but it's not in this batch 9/10

Salted caramel: The saltiness hits, the caramely-ness is there. Again it's a little overly sweet? It's actually sweeter than the non-salted caramel one which is weird. I would have rather they just had the regular caramel with salt in it than trying to do a sweeter one. 8/10

Cyan :) (which I think is salted chocolate): Better than the salted caramel FOR SURE because it's less sweet and the saltiness still hits. Actually peak I really like this one 10/10

Hazelnut Nocciola: Okay roast me but I don't really know what nocciola is. However this thing? SO GOOD with the crispy hazelnuts in the shell and the smooth chocolate center my only wish is that it had been slightly more hazelnutty for balance 9/10

Almond butter: Ok this filling is what I wanted the hazelnut one to be. If they did this filling texture but in hazelnut and with the hazelnut shell they would have perfection incarnate. As it is; this one's also really good, I LOVE the filling texture but the nut flavor is so vague it could be anything. I remember they used to have a peanut butter one that was similar but more distinct and I liked that one better but it's discontinued I think :( 9/10

Milk Chocolate: Fuck dude it sure is 8/10

Pistachio: Okay this one's really good, smooth, nutty flavor, very pistachio-esque without getting weird with it, milk chocolate shell that does not overpower 10/10

Blueberries and Cream: Okay honestly solid for a white chocolate based one. You can actually taste the blueberry and the white chocolate does something rather than overpowering it. I might have still preferred milk or dark chocolate but I'm impressed they managed to do a white chocolate one I actually kinda like 7/10

Blood Orange: OH MY GOD. Okay listen to me. If you're going to get a Lindor truffle skip everything else. JUST get the blood orange one don't even bother with the others. This thing is BLISSFUL. Perfect orange/chocolate flavor blend. Bright. Juicy. A little tart. A faint bitterness. Sweet but not cloying. Man they really went off with this one and I'm not even that into orange/chocolate as a combo? I usually like mint or peanut butter or raspberry better but THIS one hits like no other 1000000/10

[windor-truffle]

ok that's enough asbel posting, i haven't eaten in like 6 hours so maybe i should have some of that leftover... curry...

[ryujinseaborn]

an incubus and a cambion - an infernal tether

@robinxofxstars.

[mangosensei]

Lindt LINDOR Truffles

* The images abover were taken from the official LINDT USA website.

...Who doesn't love LINDOR truffles?

It is so smooth, velvety, and most importantly... not that sweet!

My faves:

Milk Chocolate LINDOR Truffles Dark Chocolate LINDOR Truffles 60% Extra Dark Chocolate LINDOR Truffles 70% Extra Dark Chocolate LINDOR Truffles Sea Salt Milk Chocolate LINDOR Truffles Hazelnut Chocolate LINDOR Truffles Pistachio Milk Chocolate LINDOR Truffles White Chocolate LINDOR Truffles Stracciatella White Chocolate LINDOR Truffles

[screamingay]

PEANUT BARK MADE WITH VIRGINIA DINER PEANUTS + GHIRARDELLI BITTERSWEET CHOCOLATE + CARAMELIZED WHITE CHOCOLATE DRIZZLE !!!!!!

[saetoru]

Okay I’m such a dark chocolate girlie, especially the dark lindor truffles I could eat a whole box of them 🤤

for saying dark chocolate i subtract 50 points from you because dark chocolate literally tastes like bitter soap but bc it’s lindor truffles i give you 10 points so your total score is -40 🫶🏽

[knickknackgalore]

A Christmas Milk Chocolate Lindt Lindor Truffle Wrapper

[humming-fly]

Happy Holidays everyone!!

Happy Holiday to those who celebrate, I am crouching like a sprinter in the ready position for those doors opening tomorrow

Bonus from the peanut gallery:

[podcastwizard]

so boring to be sad during the holidays. who am i charlie brown? the bald little bastard. i wanna crack his head open like a lindt lindor truffle

[yummies-tummy-food-blog]

[with-the-words-all-wrong]

i’ve got (Dallas) stars in my eyes for you 😍💚 happy valentine’s day!

aw thanks friend!!!! 🥺🥺

[yourstrulylightstar283]

The following flavours are my 4 favourite flavours of my favourite chocolate and dessert - Lindt Lindor chocolate truffle

Milk chocolate truffle - Red wrapped one

Dark chocolate truffle - Blue wrapped one

White chocolate truffle - Gold wrapped one

Hazelnut milk chocolate truffle - Brown wrapped one

Snack Doodle🍰🍫

[muddyorbsblr]

onyx pt1

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Summary: You're stuck in the Avengers Compound because of an injury from your last mission, and you come across an adorable and affectionate little kitten.

Pairing: Loki x Reader

Word Count: 2.3k

Warnings: language (no i'm not sorry, Rogers); talks of explosions and injuries sustained from explosion [let me know if i missed anything!]

Things to be aware of: one-sided crushing (but is it really…?)

An eerie silence served as your only company in the Avengers Compound the last few days, some of your teammates off to finish the HYDRA mission that left you injured while the others took time off to visit their families over the holidays. With the promise to keep their comms on in case they would be needed until the New Year.

Now all that remained in the Compound with you were a few junior agents that drew the ends of the short stick, Val, and Loki.

Sadly your teammate, friend, and occasional drinking buddy Val was out blissfully spreading holiday cheer throughout New York with her girlfriend.

And Loki? Well, the God of Mischief wasn't exactly on chummy terms with you. Didn't even so much as give you a passing glance when you were at mission briefings.

Which was a damn shame because what you would give just to get lost in those stormy ocean eyes.

You made your way to the pantry in the common room to replenish your stash of snacks, towing along a little wagon to help you on the way back. Every step had you feeling every square inch of bruising on the left side of your body that you got from being unlucky enough to be caught in the blast radius of an explosion at the HYDRA base you were trying to infiltrate with Shaun just a few days ago.

Your phone buzzed with a new message. "Speak of the devil," you muttered to yourself, seeing Xu's name on your screen as soon as you pulled up next to the elaborate barista setup, putting a few Lindor truffles in a small bag for your wagon. "Hey FRIDAY?"

"Yes, Agent Y/L/N?" the AI answered immediately.

"Could you make me a white chocolate mocha with peppermint while I raid the latest Costco delivery for uhh…supplies. Yeah, I'll go with that."

"Right away, Agent Y/L/N." The sound of the barista setup whirring to life filled the kitchen area as you checked on Shaun's message.

Thor just mentioned that he'll ask his brother to take a look at your injuries. Maybe get him to kiss it all better. He finished his text with a smirking emoji, along with some hand gestures that painted a less than family friendly picture, making you roll your eyes at the screen.

You recorded a voice memo for him. "You know that he'd need to actually be willing to look at me so that he could see the damage from the blast, right? And last I checked I'm pretty sure he thinks I'm Medusa reincarnated and I'll turn his Asgardian ass to stone."

You went on to the ridiculously stocked pantry to rummage the delivery that came just a few hours ago, trying to find a bag of Jalapeño Cheetos somewhere in the mix, when you heard a tiny meow from somewhere behind you. You looked to the ground to find a black and white munchkin cat looking up at you with wide blue eyes.

"Hi there, baby…" you cooed, surprised the adorable little creature hadn't hissed or scratched at you yet. Cats normally didn't take to you, which was a shame because you often found yourself fighting the urge to pick one up or stroke its head whenever you crossed paths with one during your errand runs. "How'd you get in here?"

The tiny kitten caught you by surprise with what it did next, walking up to your feet and proceeding to rub its cheek against your ankle, a little purr emanating from its small fluffy body. You decided to risk the hissing and scratching and bent down to pick it up, your heart melting once he placed his paws on your cheek and proceeded to nuzzle your face with his nose.

"Aren't you a complete darling." He settled into your arm as you carried him out of the pantry, a little whine escaping him when you placed him down on the counter. He stood on his hind legs and made grabby hands towards you, blue eyes wide and pleading for you to pick him back up. "Just a second, sweet baby, I'm just getting you something to drink."

You took out a tiny sauce dish and poured some cream into it, pushing it toward the kitten that responded with a slow blink and a meow before licking away at the rich liquid.

"I'm sure your owner's gonna crucify me for giving you that but I can't help spoiling little fur babies especially when they're as adorable as you are." You took a sip of the coffee FRIDAY had finished making before shouting out a question for her. "Hey FRIDAY, you have any clue who this little bub belongs to?"

It took a second for her to answer. "Negative, Agent Y/L/N. There is currently no other agent on the premises looking for their pet. I also see no collar on them and from a preliminary scan they do not seem to have a microchip on them."

Those words stopped the kitten from drinking to look up toward the ceiling and hiss at the source of the voice. He only relaxed once you started stroking his fur again, going back to drinking and letting out a few purrs along the way. "No owner, huh? Does that mean I can invoke Finders Keepers then?"

"It appears so, Agent Y/L/N. What would be your new companion's name?"

The kitten looked up at you, as if expecting your answer. You wondered briefly if he could actually understand what it was that you and FRIDAY were talking about. "How about Onyx? I know I know it's absolute garbage for originality to name a black cat after a black gemstone but--"

His eyes widened before he climbed up your arm, only stopping once he'd reached your shoulder to nuzzle at your neck again. "It seems he likes the name, Agent Y/L/N."

"Then it's settled." You placed a soft kiss on top of his head. "Hello there, Onyx."

You brought your new kitten back to your apartment, setting him down on your bed while you tried to take off your sweatshirt as gently as you could manage.

"Ah, fuck it," you hissed as you felt the bruising around your ribs, letting out a pained sound when you opted to whip the garment over your head as fast as you could instead. Your reflection revealed that the bruising on the left side of your torso was quickly becoming a frightening deep purple.

Onyx meowed from your bed, again standing on his back legs and making grabby hands at you, eyes wide with evident pain.

"What's wrong, little baby?" He placed his paws gently on your side when you made your way to him, pressing his nose to the skin near where your bruising began. "Oh don't you worry your pretty little head about those, sweetie. They'll heal…eventually."

He kept on pressing his face to the area, your heart melting for the tiny kitten even more realizing that he was pressing kisses to your wounds.

"You really are such a precious little bub, aren't you?" You picked your new kitten up, placing him on the armchair in your reading nook before setting an alarm for dinner in a few hours and settling into your bed. "Get some sleep, sweet baby Onyx. I'll see you in a few hours."

Your eyes had only closed for a few seconds before you heard another tiny meow followed by a soft thud, immediately making you sit up on the bed looking for the kitten. He'd already made his way to your bedside, standing on his back legs and reaching up trying to climb up the sheets.

"Alrighty then," you mumbled, picking him up and placing him on the pillow beside yours. You rolled over to lay on your right side to remove any pressure to your injuries the best you could, hovering your finger near Onyx's nose once you'd settled in. He leaned up and pressed his nose to your finger, paws kneading on his pillow. "Boop," you giggled. "Sweet dreams, baby."

Just as you'd closed your eyes to try catching an hour or two of rest before you had to eat again and take those pain meds that Banner prescribed you, your phone began to blare Immigrant Song way too loudly by your nightstand. There were only two contacts you gave that ringtone to and one of them was currently out with her girlfriend.

"Talk to me, Thunder," you muttered, groaning when your stretch to reach for your phone made your bruising smart a bit. "You all good over there?"

"Absolutely grand, Lady Y/N," the blond god's voice boomed from the other end. "I was just wondering if you could check on my brother, he refuses to answer his phone yet again."

"That's gonna be a hard pass from me, buddy. I've already been cut and bruised, I'm not too keen to add stabbed to that list. He's probably just practicing spells. Or out on a date." You winced at that last part, an irrational part of you flaring up with unwarranted jealousy at the thought of Loki out with just about anyone. "Just--I don't know, check up on him yourself when you get back. You can take a stab better than me anyways."

Thor sighed loudly, the low rumbling making Onyx step back from his pillow and start hissing at the phone. You stroked the top of his head to calm him down. "Very well then, Lady Y/N. Rest well. We're scheduled to return after nightfall."

"I'll have pizza here waiting for you guys. Bring your own mead." You clicked off and tried to get some sleep, having FRIDAY place an order for pizzas and wings for when the team gets back. Your new kitten padded his way over to you, resting his head on your outstretched arm and letting out a soft purr.

The sound of the Quinjet coming back roused you from your nap, along with the feel of little paws on your arm and Onyx nuzzling your cheek.

"Looks like everyone's home," you mumbled, pressing a few kisses to the kitten's head before making your way out of bed. "Come on, little baby. Time to meet the team."

With a whole lot of discomfort and groaning, you slipped your sweatshirt back on before presenting your hand to Onyx and patting your shoulder, prompting the kitten to climb up your arm and perch himself on the spot, nuzzling his face behind your ear.

The team had already arrived and filled the common area when you made your way there, some of them helping themselves to the pizza. Barnes and Wilson walked in with coolers, probably filled with chilled bottles of beer inside.

"Hey, there she is!" Shaun exclaimed, pulling out a bottle of Pepsi before making his way over to you and pulling you into an embrace. "How's the healing go--Whoa there." He took a step back as Onyx hissed in his direction. "Where'd you come from, little guy?"

You shh'd the kitten, pressing kisses to his little cheek to calm him down. "It's okay, baby, Shaun is a friend. One of the good guys." You turned back to your mission partner. "Shaun, this is Onyx."

"Always thought you were a dog person, Babes," Natasha spoke up before taking your arm and walking you to the food. "We leave for one day and you become a cat lady. Where'd you even find the time to go to a shelter and get baby blue eyes over here?"

"I didn't, actually," you answered the master assassin. "I just went to the pantry and poof there he was, meowing at my feet. Like the cat distribution system mailed him to me by magic or something." He nuzzled your cheek again before starting to knead at your face.

"And he doesn't belong to anyone? You're sure?" Shaun spoke up, backing up immediately when he tried to pet your new kitten and getting hissed at. "Easy, kitty. I'm a friend, I'm not gonna hurt you." The martial artist turned back to you. "He wasn't collared? Or chipped?"

"Nope. FRIDAY scanned him and everything."

"You wanna think about getting him chipped?"

Onyx hissed again at the question before swishing his tail around to curtain your hair around him, his little body shaking on your shoulder. As if he was silently pleading for you to not take him out to have him chipped.

"Don't you worry, baby. I won't get you chipped, I wouldn't hurt you like that," you cooed, letting out a little giggle as he placed his paws on your cheeks and nuzzled your nose, giving the tip tiny licks. You were so focused on your cat's affections that the bellowing of Thor looking for his brother was a distant muffled noise in the background.

Until he got to where you were standing and his booming voice was impossible to ignore. "What an adorable little beast you have, with you, Lady Y/N." Onyx buried himself in the crook of your neck, shaking at the sound of Thor's voice.

"It's alright, Onyx. It's just Thunder, he may be all big and menacing on the outside but he's just a fluff ball on the inside. Come on, go say hi."

The blond Asgardian approached you, examining your new pet carefully before a knowing grin graced his bearded face. "Hello, Brother."

A chill went down your spine at his words. "What the fuck d'you just say, Blondie?"

He motioned toward the kitten on your shoulder. "This is the explanation for his lack of replies on his phone. His absence from his quarters. Lady Y/N, the little beast hiding himself in your hair…is my brother. That is Loki."

In your stupor, the only words you could manage to say were, "Bitch what?!"

A/N: Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays to the members of SAS, beloved besties, and fellow whores! I've had this idea doing a slow lurky crawl in the microwave that is my writing noggin for the last few months, and I'm so excited that I finally get to share it with y'all! Part 2 is coming in a few days, and then it's a coin toss on whether I'll be trying to end the year with crossing off some things on my writing todo list, or crossing off some titles from my Tumblr TBR 😳👀

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