#limbering up

[broncoburro]

MAN OF A THOUSAND DEATHS

[tangerinequeen19]

Put the pain behind you now, you don't need it anymore

Angels Fly - Louis Tomlinson FITFWT 2023, Manchester

[frnkiebby]

stretchy bois~🎃

[cupophrogs]

I was listening to Djo and uh

Marionette Poppet upon thee

Some alt versions I liked and one without filters :]

[damnedifivoodoo]

I managed to get some roll-around-on-the-floor type of stretching in for the first time in months. Idk what it is about floor time but it really just cannot be replicated

[ransomnote]

i can think of like three saw traps my hypermobile ass could get out of just fine.

[mermaidsirennikita]

the "reunited after two years of Win doing a Rocky training montage but Make It Victorian Girl in France with Kev burning her horny letters" sequence my god.

Win comes home and tells Amelia "hahaha you know after two years of Kev ignoring my letters I realized he's really not the guy for me I actually am seeing my annoying doctor" (Lisa Kleypas circa 2008: don't get with Nice Guys no no they're frauds save it for the giant angsty man who sucks on your nipples in public venues)

Amelia is all "aww yeah that's too bad well you know he just happens to be in town on this floor at this room number" while Win is like "haha well look at the time I'M GOING TO BED IMMEDIATELY"

Win sneaking out to creep to his room while wearing a cape and Kev assuming she's a sex worker he didn't order and going "well whatever I'm sad and horny all the time so we might as well"

Kev not realizing it's Win because the one good thing Doctor Nice Guy did was tell her to not wear a bra ever for medical reasons and That's Not What Proper Ladies Do so he bends her over the table and she's literally thisclose to just letting him plow her before she realizes he fucks OTHER LADIES like THAT and is all "OMG IS THIS HOW YOU TAKE YOUR WOMEN????"

him being all "WIN????" and commencing to dry hump her to near mutual orgasm while sucking on her nipples (in a less public venue) before he does the Kev Merripen Hurtling Himself Into a Wall Move (TM)

"YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME YOU WERE COMING HOME EARLY"

[nightmareonpeachstreet]

>catches a Purrloin

>game crashes

>loses my Purrloin

>falls in a big hole

>falls in a big hole

>falls in a big hole

>falls in a big—

[ego-sum-arbor]

I love you air conditioning I love you oscillating fan

[scribbledquillz]

A conversation overheard during a brief moment of rest in the midst of the chaos overrunning the Circle at Kinloch Hold.

Zevran: Your brother is quite fortunate.

Revka: Nothing 'bout this mess is fortunate. Less you mean that he's still breathing.

Zevran: Mm, yes I suppose that is true, given the circumstances. The same might be said for anyone we come across here not turned into some terrible puppet of mutilated flesh. But that was not the meaning I intended, no.

Revka: What did you intend, then?

Zevran: That he is fortunate to have a sister such as yourself.

Revka: *scoff* 'S no shame in you, is there? Neck deep in filth and demons and you're still tossing 'round flattery.

Zevran: That is no flattery, dear Warden. Only truth.

Revka: Oh would you shut your bloody-

Zevran: Please, correct me if I am mistaken. But talented as the boy may be, it seems that if it were not for you and your heedless charge into a locked tower overrun by abominations, there would have been little hope for his survival. If the demons failed to find him, the templars and their rite surely would have.

Revka: I... Someone else might've-

Zevran: No. They would not.

[ghoulietbat]

pictures of acrobatics and stretching are great to use as references for really dynamic poses, plus they’re extremely easy to break and make more extreme for an even more fluid pose.

[the-insanity-of-mojiru]

Contrary to popular belief, Nori is the most flexible

[stripydottycat]

Even a master of the mystic arts need to do his stretches before world domination attempts

Kaecilius has learned this the hard way

[marsmad]

Mars is definitely coming!!!! 🎶💖🎶💖🎶💖🎶💖🎶💖🎶💖🎶

[crowshoots]

i'm struggling with exactly how to put this into words but i feel like whenever people engage with jesper, especially in a gang or criminal setting, one of the things they probably almost always have to look out for is the fact that jesper is so easily willing to reach for her gun. she has no qualms with putting it into action or using it as a threat. she uses her actively loaded and live gun to gesture and point to people sometimes. you always have to navigate or have counter measures for jesper because you know that she can do a lot of damage and a lot of damage fast.

[nailgunstigmata]

im a very compassionate person and actually write dennis porn with a solitary tear rolling down my face…….he has a bad back and cant catch a baseball that poor man should not have to bend like that