#lil soliloquy

[adampasriche]

Nobody wants to hear it but Bet on It from High School Musical 2 is Adam Parrish-coded and I’m tired of pretending that it’s not

[shoyoist]

pov you catch shuji 2 hrs after you give him kisses and make him swear not to kill anyone at his birthday party

[dragonsongmakhali]

Birthday time 😎

[yepiamthesmileyface]

gamer fridge (steam library) is full but nothing to eat... anyone got farming sim type game recs that aren't in early access? fantasy elements favored, but not crucial...

[wacky-nameless-inventor-24]

Hey uhhhh

Does anyone wanna send me small Fenro springtime prompts? 👉👈

[teamfortresstwo]

Have heard of the mandela catalouge through film theory but have never actually watched it by myself lmao

Oooh, well it’s good! If you love horror, I would recommend.

[happiness-of-the-pursuit]

Freaky Friday (I woke up in my enemy's body)

Read | 8K | M

“So he’s entered some weird-ass, stress-induced fever dream where he’s in Henry’s body. It’s probably, like, the latent guilt Alex feels for the repercussions this will have on his mom’s approval rating even though the whole thing is objectively stupid and people will forget about it in a week.” Or, a FirstPrince Body Swap AU.

I finally get to share this Halloween, Huh? fic with y'all and I'm so excited! Beyond the summary: this fic is Canon Divergence (picks up directly after Cakegate), Dual POV, Crack Treated Seriously. Featuring a soliloquy about Henry's dick, among other things.

Also yes, the title is from both the movie and a riff of the Lil Dicky song, no, I will not be taking any further questions at this time about it.

[goldthorn-archive]

Self Rec Tag

ty @caustinen for the tag! (btw i adore your hollywood au!!)

He May Be The Reason | clegan

aka the notting hill au. my first chaptered fanfic and it’s been so fun to write. going to do my best to finish it in the next few weeks. sort of a bookstore/actor au mashup, w hollywood heartthrob Gale Cleven and travel bookshop owner John Egan. John gets to be british, little brother Croz, miscommunication and pining tropes galore. + it will have a happy ending, as promised by my recent post-main-fic oneshot

No Proof, One Touch | clegan

written for the wota summer event bc i wanted to write “it’s too hot for hugs” and fell a lil in love with describing the boys pre-war and pre-relationship. the pining of it all. the noticing.

Sugar Coated (Melting in Your Mouth) | clegan

john on his knees. john mouthing at gale’s crotch. face sitting. gale asking for what he needs. john taking care of gale. it’s got it all, what else can i say

Baby, My Tongue Goes Numb | crossdavis/the bikeriders

the first instalment in the honey you need it-verse. not chronologically, but the first one i wrote. working title was “benny gag fest” which i think is a pretty good summary. this one fried my brain to write, literally couldn’t look at the word “tongue” after. multiple orgasms, praise kink, breath play, tongue clamp, overstimulation, subspace, this one is so! much!

Already Know What You Got Going On Down There | crossdavis/the bikeriders

the other honey you need it fic i’ve posted. was supposed to be a drabble but became longer (oh nooo). benny in a lil blue nightie trying to get johnny’s attention. ends w a lil spank <3

tagging @nicijones @soliloquy-dawn @swifty-fox

[wanderinghedgehog]

Another high school Les Mis. Live reaction:

Oooo they got actors in the aisles. I like that.

Good singing so far.

This Javert seems oddly timid. Like even as a prison guard, he’s not especially scary. He does seems to be rather tall though.

Valjean seems good. I wish they let him sing that one verse from his soliloquy but, alas, it’s cut from the school versions.

This ensemble seems more coordinated than others I’ve seen. That might be because there’s not quite so many of them. This doesn’t seem like a very large cast for a Les Mis production.

Fantine is very sweet and her voice is lovely.

I like that her dress is decently period accurate. They gave her a modesty cloth and everything.

She also doesn’t seem to have a jarringly awful wig like usual.

I think they brought Javert in a little early during Fantine’s arrest. It was a little odd.

There’s some guy in the ensemble with a lovely red waistcoat.

Amazing runaway cart scene. Javert was so embarrassed on “forgive me sir I would dare” that he tried to just leave. He did skip a line though. But I’ll forgive :)

Valjean putting his heart and soul into Who Am I.

Awwwww they gave Champmathieu a friend or something who gave him a hug when he was let go. I like that they didn’t just leave him to stand there.

FANTIIIIIIINE 😭😭😭😭😭😭

HOLY SHIT THE CONFRONTATION WAS AMAZING!!!!! Okay the last fight section was a bit disappointing, but the rest of it was fucking phenomenal. I’m screaming! Javert was such a fucking drama queen too. Fantastic.

Lil’ Cosette :)

I think this Madame T could do to spice up her vocals a little. She sounds a little too pretty maybe. Go nuts, babe!

Red waistcoat guy is back!!!!

This Thenardier couple is kinda all over each other. It’s goofy

Don’t throw the child!!!!!

I love this stage setup. Very versatile.

Living for these background actors.

Eponine should keep Marius’s hat. It’s a good look.

They need to stop making Javert show up from one of the side entrances. It’s awkward staging.

Thernardier gets all obnoxious during “in the absence of a victim…” and Javert just lightly shoved him. I’m dead. You really just have to see it.

This Javert is kinda… doing to much I guess. He just doesn’t show quite enough restraint in my opinion.

Stars was cute. He could’ve done more on the line “and so it must be.” But it was good otherwise.

This Grantaire has stolen my heart. Adorable guy.

I can’t see very clearly, but there’s a pattern on the front of Enjolras’s waistcoat and I thought it was leopard print for a second.

IS THAT FANTINE’S ACTOR AGAIN??????? Or does Cosette just look something like her?

Marius should’ve hopped over the gate. It’s really low anyway.

This Marius is so damn pale. Ghost fella

Eponine pushed three people consecutively. Go girl!

THENARDIERS IN THE FLOOR

This Gavroche is absolutely adorable. I just know I’m gonna go catatonic when he’s killed.

Still no “shoot me now or shoot me later.” I like that line :(

EPONINE NOOO

Bestie Valjean has returned to the plot :)

Damn look at all that smoke.

Javert is back to being oddly timid. I feel kinda bad for him this time. He has such a sad look.

Nice little Drink With Me moment :)

Bring him hooooooooooooooome

AAAAAAAAAA GAVROCHE NOOOOOO

Seriously that kid was fantastic

That’s a nice tablueo

Go in the floor

Really dragging Marius around. Ouch.

two four six oh ooooooooone

Little line fuck up BUT WE FORGIVE AND MOVE ON

That jump was pretty smooth. I approve.

That was a damn good rendition.

Good harmonies in Turning.

Damn. They really put people in those empty chairs at the empty tables and then took them away again.

Cane time for Valjean.

Bishop actor spotted at the wedding.

Saddest onstage punch ever. Sorry Marius.

Is Madame T holding a real little dog? I can’t see very well.

Old man Valjean.

I think that wicker wheelchair he’s in is being loud.

Oh my god they are different actresses. Do they just have the same hairstyle? I might be a little face blind.

Yes! Actors in the aisles!

I think that’s a Javert in the finale!

Final thoughts:

Standout performance was a Gavroche. That child was brilliant so very cute. I hope he keeps doing theater.

All the singing was wonderful.

Things ran very smoothly which is impressive for any high school production.

As always, the show suffers from the amount of lines that are cut. But that’s definitely not the fault of this production.

In some ways, it was too good. Maybe it was just too traditional. I often watch school productions for the weirdness and interesting choices, but they just didn’t really take anything all that far in this production.

I loved that they had an extra bit of stage in front of the orchestra pit. That really gave a set some extra pizzazz.

I called this Javert “cute” too many times. Not sure why. I just thought this actor looked oddly sweet. Not especially intimidating I guess.

Valjean really put his all into this and he gave a fantastic performance. I just need him to get weirder with it.

I’m so sorry to Fantine and Cosette’s actors for thinking they were the same person.

[fitzs-space]

Watched Labyrinth last night with @galacticjay1, and my brain worms took over.

So woe, hermitcraft Labyrinth au be upon ye

Gem as Sarah, main character energy unfortunately but someone's gotta do it. she's the type to just end up in situations. that way the baby Toby can be her puppy Winnie. [alt option would have been Scott, cause Scott's got the vibe to just be in places, but he could not be bothered to actually go through the labyrinth]

Bdubs as Hoggle, just look at him. the tolken short guy whos forced to help and will complain every step of the way about it, and will completely kissass up to their boss. Also both having a prized possession always kept at their side [the Clock, and the bundle of jewelry]

Scar as Jareth the Goblin King, Yea. Who else.

Etho as Ludo, just vibes really. Quiet dude willing to help and can just do wild shit for no good reason. [alt option was Doc, cause he's got the tall brute force energy to him as well, by they said it didn't fit. Docs got more of a higher energy to him then what would fit]

Rens Sir Didymus, Dog Knight. eccentric mf who screams out soliloquys going on about saving the fair madden they have devoted their time and service to, is that Sir Didymus or Ren? yes. Ok those are the main ones, now onto the other characters met in the labyrinth in approximate order of appearance

Xisuma is the worm. look at that mf and tell me I am wrong, one of the lines is this dude asking Sarah to come in for a cup of tea. Id apologize to the Xisuma enjoyers, but this is tumbler and people know he's a bit of a wet paper bag kinda guy.

Impulse and Skizz are the door Guards, The guards have no idea what's going on and neither do those two. I know its Technically the "Four Guards" and It could be team Zits, but the vibe isn't there fully. the type of mfs to mislead someone by pure accident[Skizz], and also cause its a lil funny[Impulse]

Martin as the False Alarms, their entire roll is to dramatically shout false warnings at the people who pass. If I didn't make the man who abuses the voice effects on his GoXLR as the rocks who wait to shout at people, I'd be making a mistake. [listener ass bitch] Also there is straight up a line where one of them goes "oh please, we don't get to shout these very often, its only our job" in some posh voice, then go back to the deep dramatic shouting. and that's just Martin man.

Grian and Mumbo as the Door Knockers, vibes [its also funny to make everyone's favorite guys as characters only seen for five minuets at most] If any two guys are going to be subjected to living their life forever constantly shouting at each other barely being able to understand what the other is saying, it'd be those two. Grian would be the Left, would also scream if he couldn't hear someone [Watcher allegations also] Mumbo as right because the ring in his mouth could be drawn as his mustache

Tango's a Firey, look at him. Cartoon ass bitch, the entire scuffed greenscreen dance sequence is on par with his thumbnails. I know there are supposed to be five of the dudes, but shhhh Zedaph would also fit with these fuckers. the type of guy who could probably detach his head, but still knows that there are manners and its rude to throw someone else's head

Pearl as the Junk Lady, she's the cleaning lady and collects trash, was it ever a question? And Pearls gremlin voice is the exact same as the Junk lady's voice

Doc's the lil fairies at the beginning of the labyrinth, everyone say thank you to Doccy for butterfly truthing Doc.

Jellie as just all the goblins, Scar the Jellie king instead of the Goblin king. The threat of Winnie getting turned into a cat is kinda funny, also there's the Humongous? that's a Jellie panda

the only main characters Im missing is the Wise Man and the Hat, I just do not know who to put them as, maybe Xb and Keralis cause of vibe? or Xb and Hypno cause of the horsehead farms bit. I do not know.

All that will come from this is me maybe drawing Ren and Scar as the characters, feel free to do what you want with this, my brain just needed to scream about this really

[blixabargelds]

last line tag

i was tagged by @c-goldthorn thank u :3 this is also from seasons fic, a lil bit of spring

George was the first dead boy to talk to him. Gale never believed in ghosts, but George scared him half toward the grave himself- solid as Gale felt, and real as the ground beneath his feet. There in his bedroom, frostbitten and leaking blackened gore from his back and his mouth, as he told Gale to take the damn kit off. He didn’t need it anymore. Gale shouted the house down, but when John ran up to see what was happening, he couldn't see George there at all.

im gna tag @swifty-fox @soliloquy-dawn @alienoresimagines and @irregularcollapse tho ur probs all tagged already im sure x

[adampasriche]

I love hearing people’s random personal anecdotes it’s always so bizarre and entertaining

[shoyoist]

how i feel about this image of shuji

[corrodedcoughin]

certified goblin boy eddie munson is only half kidding when he says to robin that steve drives him insane, especially in those green sports shorts now spring has rolled around, and he wants to bite him. robin thinks it’s a joke, laughs along at classic eddie and forgets about it — until a couple months later when steve & eddie have got their shit together and are dating.

on a sweltering hot summers day, robin can spy the bite mark from across the pool and gapes. “what is that?” - referring to the lil indent on steve’s shoulder. and at the same time robin says, “he bit you?” in complete surprise, steve says, “he bit me.” :] in a completely lovey dovey way.

robin tries not to backtrack on every foul thing eddie has whispered to her about his crush on steve, wondering what is or isn’t true now.

ANON COME BACK HERE. I NEED YOU TO COME BACK HERE AND TELL ME MORE!!!! Please I will beg on glass, on sandpaper. Come back 🧎

Robin tries to continue her life after The Biting Incident but her brain has other plans. She’ll be washing her face in the morning, getting ready for school then have a flashback to Eddie saying something about Steve and armpit hair.

She’ll be in the middle of eating dinner and hear Eddie’s voice talking about Steve’s hands and Eddie’s mouth. There was even a mention of feet and whipped cream. At this point Robin is employing vecna techniques, constantly wearing headphones so she doesn’t have to risk re-living Eddie’s soliloquies of perverse absurdity.

Eventually she has enough, storms into Eddie’s trailer when she KNOWS Wayne will be there (she’s not risking more indecent exposure) and slams an itemised bill infront of Eddie and Steve, detailing all the therapy she’s going to need to cope with her newly minted ptsd. Steve grabs the bill, bright red and quietly asks Robin to leave, he has to ‘have words’ with his boyfriend. Apparently Eddie never let on just how much he told Robin

[sadboytristan]

I kept rewriting an internal dialogue for felix (from a Hero's cuties fic I've been working.) In attempt to shorten it cause its way too long. Like hilariously long, especially with the context.

I'll attempt to keep that short. (It infact was not short)

uh, so they do the hanky panky, a lil rough (consent, o'course) and at some point, Tam shoves felix (a couch. Well, a chair) and he's like "Oh my land!"

Then chuckles nervously, he realises "Well gosh, im a nervous nellie!" Cause he landed on the couch, and not,, the floor??

The internal dialogue is him, jokingly scolding himself. "Tammy wouldnt do that!" And Its a full paragraph, because I cannot think of way to make it shorter.

So I'm a tad frustrated, since this was the 5th rewrite and I wrote it.. in the most, aggressive southern twang. I completely LOST IT while reading it over because I read it in his voice and OH MY GOD

this is original and yeah its in character but ridiculously too long:

'Gosh, I sure am a nervous nellie! Tammy wouldn't... sure, against a wall while kissin' me, but I- we both enjoy that! But the ground, without somethin' soft t'land on? Well, thats a load of hoo-wee! Plain ol' silly, me thinkin-'

"A load of hoo-wee" just slightly southern, not aggressive though. Yall get it though, it's absolutely too long (I do little commentaries on my writing, and I called this a damn soliloquy. Reading THAT after a day or two, had me I was wheezing. I forgot and holy shit, the image in my head was SO FUNNY)

The 5th damn rewrite:

'Jiminey jaminey, I'm as jumpy as a cat on a hot tin roof! Tammy, sure as sugar, enjoys smoochin' me 'gainst a wall! But I tell ya, we both get a kick outta that! But fallin' on the hard ground, without nothin' cushy t'land on? That's just plumb ridiculous, if you ask me! Why, she'd never-'

The southern twang is just, way too much.

At first, I thought "man, that's- there is no damn way" until I messaged my ex who I'm friends with, is southern, and his response was

"Well, color me impressed! Ya remembered all that? Boy, I sure taught ya well!"

Before he adds, and this is word for word

"And gosh! That gal really getta kick outta that? lil' shovin' 'Gainst a wall, 'fore plantin' one on 'im? Shoot, they both fancy it, I reckon!"

A lil neckin'

I cant believe, it has been HOURS. He said I got "the southern stamp of approval" and tbh, I'm honoured

[sunshines-child]

hey there clowns its me ya girl kindi and im back on my bs (biscuit soliloquy) with more oc song associations.

todays episode features a victorian quack doctor luc inspired after listening to this fantastic number (snake oil salesman). bonus free art:

the anatomy was so horrendously off i had to go over it on my phone editor lol

also ik hes blind in one eye/ has heterochromia go away

not my best; i did this in like 5 minutes so be nice

i just needed luc in a lil fancy waistcoat (i originally had in mind teal with gold/ bronze floral motifs but im me 'nuff said)

green glowy thing is most definately not poisonous how could u think such a thing. altis swears hes too good at what he does.

my search history for this song is humiliating to say the least. no i wont elaborate

art schools need to reach out to me fr look at that shading

ENJOY >:D

please marry me again.