#lil fizzy pop

[lilithofpenandbook]

So they say Snape's the moody emo of the staffroom (or at least that's what I expect most people would think)

Snape? Severus Snape? Severus "you want me to kill you now or should I write a lil speech about you first" "bows to Umbridge ironically" " 'ghosts are transparent' " Snape?

No. No no no no no. He's not the emo!

He's the life of the staffroom!

Things were all normal before Snape showed up. Youngest professor ever. Was a death eater last week. Way too small for his height. Just lost the person he wanted to protect. Has a lot of bitterness and trauma he hides with sarcasm.

Of course at first some were wary, some kind. Soon he integrated. And he's the life of the staffroom.

His reaction to Dumbledore telling him to kill him was a sarcastic, sassy lil joke! You think the man that bowed to Umbridge after being deliberately unhelpful, the man who pops up behind people in corridors, the man who waited for the perfect moment to address Harry and Ron after the two crashed in in Harry's second year, you think he's gonna be the silent one?

He is absolutely not the silent one. He's probably the liveliest of the group. He's sassy, he's sneaky. He's the one who walks in completely silently, right up behind one of the others, and whispers "boo" in their ear. He's the one who pulls faces behind someone's back or mimics them. He's the one who keeps a deadpan expression while ruining the song someone else is listening to by singing along in a serious voice with his own "lyrics" that are incredibly rude or incredibly stupid, or who walks in bobbing his head like a demented turkey, legs all bent, deadpan face, while someone else is trying to listen to music. He's the one who offers to bring Coke to staff parties and when McGonagall says they are not having childish fizzy drinks that are chock full of sugar and all the way from a muggle store he clarifies that he meant Cocaine and cackles at her annoyed face. He's the one who deliberately can't find something just to make someone mad. He's the one who pretends to have no idea what someone is talking about just for a laugh. He's the one who butts into conversations with a sarcastic joke. He's the one who gives people damaged quills and giggles when they get mad at it for not working. He's the one who won't sit properly in a chair and instead leans all the way back just because it makes McGonagall's eye twitch. He's the one who makes unhelpful statements which are technically true but still unhelpful and clearly trolling.

He's the one who makes everyone so mad, he's such a nuisance.

He's the one who makes them laugh so hard, he's so ridiculous.

He's the life of the staffroom.

[minnielvrr]

hello my darlinnnn'!! I heard you were sick !! :(( and my heart hurts for you ahhh, I hope you're feeling better and make a swift + peaceful recovery to full health and happiness ! 🫂🫶🏽🩵🌞☁️

in the meantime, have some seungmongie tickle/lee hcs that I came up with, just now, just for you 🤗:

🐶 i feel like a definite catalyst for him getting tickled to full-blown wrecked is to see his lovely smile — when I tell you I was SO SAD during that period when he hid his smile from the camera each time bcuz of antis I was DEVASTATED like STAKE TO THE HEART hopeless , but also pissed ASF because his smile is literally the sun and he is the sky like..... it's in the name? 🤨 literally !

🐶 the members/his ler will call out to him , "Sky~" , while teasing & cooing at him in order to get his cherry-blossom pink blush. he's a whole sky-scape! 😍🌸 so purty.

nah but I made myself sad js now imagining him being really down and out about his smile , believing that it's the opposite of beautiful (i almost had a stroke writing that out ☠️) but he tried to hide it from his members , & ofc they find out anyway :')) who wouldn't be able to notice their sweet lil puppy tryna hide his smile when they tickle him ??

🐶 it takes a loooot of reassurance and sweet cuddles and kisses , both the little things and the big things , & it's all worth it because eventually he comes back into himself , letting his smile & laugh overtake the atmosphere freely !! shining light and cloud-soft love everywhere it reaches. 😍🥰 (AS HE SHOULD 🗣️)

🐶 i imagine he has the cuuuutest squeaky/gasping bouts of laughter when they do the grab-and-shake/digging fingertips tickle method 🫠 he tries to curl up into himself but his ler's body is preventing him from doing so , and his hands are like little paws against his chest , head thrown back , eyes becoming pretty crescents and , most importantly , his smile is wide and unrestrained as he gasps through squealy laughter.

🐶 hermit crabs often because of one sly little fox , who's always going for the junction where behind his ears meets his nape (maybe it's js me but that area is so ticklish for me !! 😭 nowhere else on my neck !! sickening !!)

🐶 really likes to sprawl out on his ler / have them sprawl out on top of him , like a comforting weighted blanket , after a particularly adventurous session. he'll fall asleep w/ a smile that eventually morphs into his cute lil pout and aaaughghhh 😩🤲🏽 u just can't resist some smooches here and there.

🐶 hides his face in his ler's neck when he's particularly shy & because he's a menace thru and thru , no matter what situation he's in , he will straight up grapple them into a hug even as they dig into his sides , even as he howls with laughter into their shoulder. only way to untangle him is to go for the feeties — scribble on the bottom of the puppy's paws and he's springing open like a lock with a shriek. & the punishment is even MOREEE tickles than previously bargained for !! (maybe it was his plan all along...? 🙂‍↕️)

🐶 he's got a mole on his upper back / right below his neck line , a little to the right , and it's a common target during tickle seshes ; he's so used to getting a beginning - during - and ending kiss pressed to that very mole so when he's in a lee mood , he subconsciously reaches back and strokes over it. when the members caught on , he was forced into submission a loooot more often 😌 & he didn't catch on at first !! he was probably thinking everybody became Aware and Alive all of a sudden because how could they tell he wanted to be tickled in that moment?? hm hm suspish suspish & that's what made that little window of time so delicious~ 😝🫠

🐶 if he's hungry/thirsty after being tickled , he likes to sit and lean back against his ler's tummy + torso with them laying on their side as they rub his back in a soothing manner while he's munching/sipping on his snacks :(( he really likes chips and his guilty pleasure are the cute pop culture themed fizzy & fruity drinks.

🐶 pleaseeee give him back and head scratches/rubs to lull him to sleep :(( rub at his tummy like u would a puppy :(( gently stroke his nose bridge or rub his cheekbones :(( he sleeps very wonderfully after a rough tickle session !!

gosh, writing these out made me realize how much I actually love this guy :']

omgg I love you so much zizi, this made me feel so special ml, i'm feeling a little bit better now, not all the way there but yea💖

thank you so much zizi, these made me so happy today🥺🫂

baby you should really consider writing these as fics if you feel up to that cuz omg these are so flustering sgjhdak🫠

esp the sky and sun comparison? gosh that's soo cute🤭🤗

omg same every time he hides his smile it hurts so much because he's just so beautiful and his smile is my fav ever i cried a couple of times seeing him hide his face🥺😣

omgg yess neck tickles are so bad on the sides if the neck like it's just unfairly ticklish🫠🫣

omg yesss thinking of lee Minnie who drapes himself over his ler of choice and just lets them run their fingers over his torso as he clutches onto their shoulders and giggles his pretty head off or vise versa, just drags them to the floor or sofa or bed and hugs them as they tickle him, no words, just the sweetest laughter🫠😖

gosh shy lee seungmin is my roman empire, he's so cute when he's shy, just hopping and hiding his eyes and so giggly and with a super teasy ler? he's bound to see stars🫣🤭 (you have flustered me so much with this it's insane😖💖) his feet are so sensitive too, ahh thinking about that one live where Lix got him there and just pulled his foot right back and the way he was smiling so sweetly? how can they ever stop?

holy shit i never even thought of subconscious cues!! ahh just thinking about everyone else knowing but Seungmin never figuring it out and no one tells him either and he gets wrecked so much more now esp when he accidentally scratches near that area when he gets itchy🤭🥺

treats after a good wrecking is soo rewarding and what if Minnie doesn't eat or drink particular snacks and drinks and keeps them reserved form after getting tickled?😖 that would earn him so much teasing from Minho or Han cuz they're SO smug about it🤭🫠

EEE puppy aftercare, he'll get all the head pats and tummy rubs his little heart desires!! I love Minnie so much omg i love you so much for this zizi

Thank you so much for these darling!! I had a lot of fun reading them🥺🫂🤗🩷💖💞

[bibibi-tchx]

hiii!!! Who do u think has the softiest and squishiest cheeks in the judgement day and which cheeks do u think dom pinches and squishes the most?

(Sorry if i send a lot of requests but lately I've been so stressed because exams are near and I'm studying a lot and the only way to relax for a bit is reading your little dom drabbles :( have a great day btw!!)

before we begin, not one of yall need to worry about sending in too many things: i may take a while to get to them, but i often schedule my posts and stuff cus gcses </3 but seriously yall save me!!! theyr so cute!!!

also probably rhea- damians face is carved out like that chad meme, and then you have finn with the beard: which dom DOES play with at every chance he gets, and the same goes for dames stubble bcus u jus know when dame n finn tickle him with their beards he GIGGLES like a mad man bcus tickles!

but rhea? oh hi mami! he jus likes to pop his hand on her face when he is teeny, watching how it feels and stuff: lil man is amazed when her makeup doesnt rub off either when he rubs it- almost as if she knows that she has a curious baby who is not afraid of anything but spiders, the dark, and fizzy drinks

"mami hiiiiiii..." while sitting in her lap, looking up at her and she already knows the drill, already chilling with a smile as she brings dominiks hand up to her cheeks and he can giggle as he watches whilst her skin moves or sum stuff cus babies r weeeiiirdd

ty dude and pls send in more stuffs!!! <333

[radioiaci]

Wanted to answer all the nice things I was given in one post, so find them under the read-more cuz it's long. <3

@radiiosugars ⧐ you are a wonderful writer and i enjoy seeing your portrayal! I smile when you're on my dash <3 the little details you include with his perspective really do paint a picture! (and i hope your day gets better! )

WEH THANK YOU SO MUCH SALT, you're a blessing and I wholeheartedly appreciate whenever you spam me on Discord with SILLIES even though I don't always have the capacity to respond right away fjkdjgjdg I LOVE YOUR PORTRAYAL AND YOUR ART TOO and thank you for the kindness 😭

@copaceticjillybean ⧐ You are…soooo good at stuff! Your Alastor portrayal, your art, it’s all just really really cool! I’m always so excited, when I see you post your animatics, or a new drawing, or a reply, because I know it’s gonna brighten up my day a bit! ; I know you’re having a hard time today, but I just wanted you to know that I think you’re really neat and good at what you do. ^w^ ; Oh, and I almost forgot- you’re also just FUN. Like, your ooc posts are just cute and funny, and I like seeing you pop on and tell us what you’re thinking. You’re easy to talk to, and that means a lot, especially for someone like me who can get nervous talking with people >u<;

AAAA THANK YOU, I really do try to be as approachable as possible given the type of person that I am, so I really don't want anyone to feel like they CAN'T talk to me. sometimes the RPC can feel really limited and exclusive and I like to change that in whatever way I can. you are always very kind and fun to write with as well AND I CAN'T WAIT to see what sort of sillies Alastor and Jillian can get up to

@helluvaflames ⧐ I love the way you write Alastor and I'm still loving writing Fizzarolli and him in these scenes. You write Alastor so well and its been so fun to get to know him through our threads!

YES THANK YOU YOU GET ME, I love writin' with your lil Fizzy too! I'm also excited for Alastor and Angel's "date" LOL I'm sure there will be RIDICULOUSNESS there, just knowing how they generally interact. Thank you for putting up with me and my silly deer boy!!

@tinyfieryghost ⧐ YOUR ART IS SIMPLY INCREDIBLE. I love how you draw Alastor and writing with you is always a pleasure! I also love how you write Alastor! Silly guy who can and will murder and maim!!! Also you're great to talk to in general!

LISTEN YOU, YOUR ART IS ALSO PHENOMENAL and I didn't think I genuinely would get as invested into Alastor/Ghost's relationship but him in my brain was just like? ? ? ? "this one is mine? ? ?? actually???" so I MEAN IT JUST HAPPENED THAT WAY and I'm not mad about it. I'M EXCITED for Al's encounter with Reaper fr fr and I love writing with you!!!

@visage-of-hell ⧐ *violently kicks in the door* DID SOMEONE SAY POSITIVITY???? ; Bitch, you're one of the most TALENTED fuckers I know on this site. Amazing writing style? Check. Brilliant character portrayal? Check. AND knock-your-socks-off gorgeous artistic skills to boot???? Dude, you are a triple threat of sheer creative genius--don't you DARE be doubting that for even a second!

WUH HUH BUH LISTEN you are ALSO very talented and I VERY MUCH love writing with Al and Vis together because they're a real ENEMY TO LOVER ARC MAYBE? AND I KNOW IT'S SLOW MOVING BECAUSE ALASTOR IS STUPID but I LOVE IT ALSO??? Thank you my friend, I love to talk with you too and share funny sillies and fawn over them being so STUPID

@damnedrainbows ⧐ //you’re one of my favorite alastors and truthfully I admired from the sidelines for a while because I felt inadequate hehehehe I can!t wait to interact with our muses more and see where it go for him and lucifer ; also forgot to tack on, amazing artist ; like seriously I link my friends your art all the time on discord lol

WHAT???? ONE OF UR FAVS???? STOPPIT. That always means a ton to me, especially because I know how many TALENTED and wonderful writers there are playing Alastor out there so that RLY MAKES ME FEEL GOOD AND VALUED and YOUR writing is also fantastic! Al/Lucifer's first thread is so weirdly deep after starting off as like almost a meme and I'm LIVING for it LOL. AND I'M GLAD YOU LIKE MY ART LMAO maybe some day I'll draw something like actual serious for people to share jgdljgd but I enjoy drawing shitpost Al too much BUT THANK YOU this means a lot.

@lilitophidian ⧐ HEEEEY YOU, I LOVE YOUR LITTLE DEER, AND WE GOT SOME DOPE ASS SHIT GOING ON LIKE??? your writing is so fucking good I wanna do more threads with you at some point even though I have verbal diarrhea ; BUT YOU DESERVE THE BEST LIKE I TAKE TIME ON MY REPLIES TO YOU SO THEY ARE GOOD EATS??? Like, let me love on ya!!! ; Also your art ; I'd tattoo the pink dress wearing Alastor on my body fr

MY LIL DEER BOY YES I'M SO EXCITED for him to be.... tortured... mercilessly (that sounds bad LMAO) but LISTEN we are both wordy and I do NOT hate that one bit, I EAT IT UP YUMYUM gimmi all that good good exposition and artsy prose I LOVE that shit and you do it SO WELL. Also thank you for recommending frilly pink dress Alastor, I think he will never live that one down LMAO.

@ducktastic-dad ⧐ you are SO funny and sweet pascall, i love writing with you ( and your writing is amazing obviously i cannot live without it ) but even just our conversations ooc bring me lots of joy !! you have fantastic art and i am FLOORED by how creative you are ! thank you for making me funny shitposts and indulging my horrible brainrot 😭💜

I'M GRABBING YOU AND SHAKING YOU BY THE SHOULDERS listen the fact that you have put up with my dumbass over the last few weeks just constantly spamming you with radioapple shit means that you should get some type of AWARD HONESTLY. every IC interaction we have is so good and whenever you reply I'm like *VACCUUM NOISES* as i ABSORB IT. YOU're the one indulging MY horrible brainrot and u know what there's something beautiful about that. THANK YOU ily ily

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Thank you all for such kind words, it really did make me feel better about my poopy day. <3

[monty-glasses-roxy]

Yoo guess what? I just had another silly thought(tm)!

So pulling from some previous asks, Cassie being terrified and paranoid of Gregory thinking he's out to get her for surviving his alleged murder attempt with the elevator and is planning to strike again any second to 'finish the job'.

And Prototype Freddy becoming protective of Cassie after she went out of her way to get him repaired and whole, and likely becoming besties with Roxy bc both adore the lil girl.

And Cassie having tried to 'expose' Gregory's dirt but nothing coming from it so in desperation she asked Prototype Freddy's help.

With those past ones in mind I just thought of a new one. :3c

Prototype Freddy all repaired and bonding with Cassie and the group, slowly learning from them about the stuff that happened. Like why they were broken and left behind. And what Cassie went through in Ruin, especially the elevator thing.

And he's so. freaking. indignated. Especially that they have the culprit right there and facing no consequence whatsoever. The one responsible for Cassie's, his own little superstar, suffering. And man, the sheer impunity makes him SO MAD.

So instead of Cassie asking him for anything, Prototype Freddy decides to do something about it himself. Not that ones like Roxy aren't capable, but he's the one with the winning stealth and infiltration card, being identical to a certain other bear.

He maybe tells Roxy his plan before heading out as a headsup, in case anything happens.

Then he goes and the moment Gregory and Glamrock Freddy separate even if just briefly (maybe Glamrock Freddy goes to recharge or something idk,) Prototype enters the scene to rejoin Gregory as his Freddy (maybe he gets Glamrock Freddy stuck somewhere like inside a recharge station or something idk again, just to ensure he has enough time to perform the switch smoothly,) hiding the fact that he's actually a wolf in a familiar sheep's clothing.

Then when Prototype Freddy finally thinks he's gotten Gregory alone with him, his "best friend" only, you get the idea right?

Hmm, the tea!

Puts this child in his stomach hatch and spins him like a tumble dryer. Starts jumping up and down as fast as possible to shake him up like a fizzy faz. Takes him to one of the old locked off storage areas, pops him out like a pez dispenser and bails, locking the door behind him. Plenty of ways to give him a time out!

Could fill his stomach hatch with water and drop him in it like a fish bowl (with air of course he's not Funtime Freddy now) lmao he could get creative with it! He could make friends with a skunk and open the stomach hatch to unleash it on him he could do anything lmao Gregory will never suspect a thing!

On another note, Prototype Freddy being pissed off at this situation is fun. Roxy watching him pace in frustration over this thinking "wow he's just like me for real..." will DJ nods in agreement cause he's seen her do this a thousand times lmao. I now have the idea that she started liking Prototype Freddy because he told someone to fuck off or something lmao it was like a switch flicking off in her head. He swore and destroyed her perception of him so hard he suddenly was a completely different guy to her. That's not Freddy anymore. She's never met this guy before. Oh he has the same name? What a coincidence! Completely different guy now!

Everyone else may struggle to get past him being basically a Freddy clone, but he swore that one time and Roxy's cured! Glamrock Freddy who? Never heard of him!

Here's something for you that's stuck to what I'm doing with Sewerhell stuff: different names! Some of the older versions of the animatronics choose different names to go by to avoid as much confusion. It's not always a big change, like Prototype Freddy could go by Fred exclusively or something or a nickname like 'Proto' or something could stick, I dunno I have fun finding different ways to differentiate everyone ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[transs3xualmagg0t]

this is for @duke-of-fire abt squash (uk drink ver) and sparkling water

i was a lil dead when i filmed this so sorry for sounding like i just got out the morgue to show u what squash is but yeah ! i like to use sparkling water instead of regular water with squash sometimes cos it tastes like a slightly less sweet version of fizzy pop and it's real nice !

[fizziefactory]

Sinner AU: Doc // Corwin

So sinner!AU Doc/Corwin is a Thing I can't stop thinking about. Also for context, his human AU, Corwin, is a dentist and not a doctor.. so that's why we're going down this route to make it make sense.

He'd be known as the Tooth Demon ♡ like the tooth fairy!

I'm playing around with him dealing with souls, but he's so much more interested in teeth so idk... how I'd figure that whole thing out, he just wants your teeth not your soul?

Also cordyceps cus he's a parasitic and toxic lil guy

His face would usually be sweet and round, but when he goes full form it gets pushed upwards and resembles more a comedy-mask/the face of a fizzy as a little nod to his origins of course ♡

He died from a laughing gas overdose, so he's constantly giggling and messing things up because all his senses are kinda blurring together. Sound and vision and sensation are a mess, and if he goes too far into the deep end, the only thing that'll bring him back is if he yanks out one of his many, many teeth.

He has an infinite supply though. He'll always grow more, and sometimes, he'll put in the ones from the people who have "given" him theirs. Just pop it in there, that's why they don't all look the same. They quickly get settled into his ever changing jaws though.

[charsawdeath]

"Think twice before you speak to my boyfriend like that" - FizzarOzzie (my-dark-lord)

Think twice before you speak to my boyfriend like that" - FizzarOzzie (my-dark-lord)

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Ozzie confronts Blitzo aside and has a lil chat

Fizz isn't aware of anything, he's playing with his babies

-

(Imagine if you will, the two reconcile and become friends again slowly, now that you have that in there, BF Ozzie just wants to make sure Blitzo knows where he stands after all the damage he caused his Fizzy-Pop)

Chapter Text

"Thanks for the'a invite, Fizz!" I say as the door is answered.

"We're try'n the whole friends thing again so, why not?" He asks in that rough way he now spoke since the accident, no hint of malice to be heard.

I think privately to myself about living with a Sin and how it must be hard, sure Fizzarolli had robotic limbs but still-

Things would be hard to get to without them surely?

He got them refurbished, taken in for upgrades!

How did he do things then? All up to Ozzie alone? That didn't sound like Fizzarolli!

My question on this matter is answered however as he steps aside and lets me in.

He's holding open a door HIS size I now realize. This one cut out of the bigger one. He's standing on a doormat for an Imp. A larger one beneath it.

Around me I see different size items from couches to chairs to books, to pillows, hell, as I'm being led in further, Fizz shows me where the toilet is. A toilet OUR SIZE!

But my mystified wonder comes to a halt as soon as the Sin himself steps into the living room of the home and stands back a bit, watching his partner leading me along the main part of their house.

"There's my handsome Rooster~" He announces and prances over towards the Embodiment of Lust.

He's absolutely MINUSCULE compared to the Sinner, could easily be crushed in a hand yet-

He's scooped up carefully into those huge fluffy blue arms of his and tenderly clucked at, purred to, and peppered with kisses until the Imp in his arms points me out with a spark in his eyes.

"You remember Blitzo, right Daddy?"

I kinda wished I could fall into a hole right about now as his partner looks in my direction and all six eyes turn cold and hard!

I gulp and smile lightly, hand up to wave hello.

"The babies are done with their bath, Mommy~" He returns instead, turning back to Fizzarolli still in his arms.

'Babies?'

I knew Fizz was intersex but..

He couldn't have actually WANTED kids, right?

"Thanks, Ozzie~" Fizz chitters happily before getting off his partner's large shoulders and calls over his shoulder, "I'll bring them out!" Then hurries to another room, leaving me with King Asmodeus alone in the living room.

I speak up first, trying to sound genuinely happy, "Sooooo, you and Fizz have babies, hu? Congratulations!"

But my tail curls between my legs as I back up, the large Sinner towering over me with a single menacing step forward.

"Think twice before you speak to my boyfriend like that!"

I need not ask what he meant-

All these years apart and it was finally being seen through together after a major change of lifestyles!

I dare never say anything like that again, I really did miss my old best friend!

"You have my word, Ozz-"

"And it's Asmodeus to you, little limp dick Imp!" He hisses before leaning back upwards, towering over me in another way just as Fizz comes back with a pile of fly/dogs following him excitedly.

"You caught us during bathtime~" Fizz explains, smiling as three of the five dogs spin around him, one in his arms and the last coming up to me like he could take me out, barking and growling like crazy.

"That one is Boner~"

I deadpan.

Reaaaaaaaally?

"These three are Bondage, Cuffs, and Lube~"

I can't even!

"And that one's name is, let me guess, Sex, Cum, Thrust, Musk-"

"Queef!"

Queeeeeef?

"A rescue from Pride Ring~"

He holds of the dog/fly and baby talks it, snout to its own, "Ya he's very attached, very sensitive~"

He turns the dog so's I can see him better and I flinch.

It looked like it had been shot in the fucking head!

"Ya, his old owner basically tried to kill him cause he was 'too annoying', well I don't think he is, right Ozzie?"

The dog had half a face! It twitched and shook like a leaf! Its eye was HUGE with fear as it looked my why but softened when Fizz cradled him close and kissed his remaining ear.

"Fizz-Bubble was the first person this little guy ever neared and so we got him then and there~" Asmodeus purrs, leaning down and getting swamped by the rest of the dog/flies.

"You always were good at attracting people who needed someone, Fizz!" I confide and he side eyes me.

I see him smile slightly but gain no thanks or response.

Instead he holds up Queef and says proudly, "Blitzo, these are mine and Ozzie's babies~"

[greedkinggreaser]

I know I don't talk too much about them, so i chose trolls that I have posted several times over. I am in the process of blog clean up...

[letssgolesbians]

a collection of eco friendly lifestyle ideas + swaps from various sources around the web:

reusable makeup remover wipes/cotton rounds - i use these and they’re way softer on the skin and bigger so you can use multiple times before washing either in sink or with a laundry load.

cutting products open when they are almost finished - will acc save a lot of money and means that even if buying sustainably is inaccessible to you (valid!) you can make products last for longer

freeze your overripe fruits for smoothies - all tastes the same, means you can make ur own cute lil smoothie mixes and they are often thicker!!

wash dry and reuse plastic bags - they’re almost unavoidable, but you can reuse them easily (i do this for my lunch!)

buy slow fashion - to some this might be too pricey which is totally fine!! but for my uk ppl: run and fly, lucy and yak, and fat face all look rly good and have fun clothing.

eat plant based food - you don’t have to be a vegetarian, you can do meat free monday or just choose the mcplant over a normal burger at maccies! quorn has acc aamzing chicken nuggets and often supermarkets have vegetarian aisles!

support your local farmers market - they often do not wax their apples and you will actually be able to support local businesses instead of big corporations! they also are just fun to go to :)

use a bar dish soap and a bamboo brush

to wash your body, buy bar soap and a net type pouch for it to be able to save it and exfoliate, often less expensive and not packaged in plastic, more scents or you can even make your own!! i’ve heard black african soap is rly good!

use a recycled plastic toothbrush over a normal one - you can use bamboo, but for me bc of sensory issues i can’t, so this is a nice compromise!

use beeswax wraps for food instead of clingfilm - they are more sticky and thick so accessible for people with motor issues (maybe, correct me if i’m wrong but less delicate?) and they have fun patterns and are available from lots of small businesses

instead of liquid hand soap, either use a bar soap or my preference would be a glass pump bottle and tablets that you can dissolve as i find bar soap hard to handle, but bar soap you can keep in tins!

use a reusable water bottle - you can fill them with fizzy drinks or energy drinks, there’s no rules against this!! they keep your drink cold and are sturdier then plastic, and definitely cheaper!! you can also draw on some or stick stickers on to make them more ‘you’!

use cloth napkins and ‘unpaper’ towels instead of rolls of paper towels

buy in bulk

use an ice tray or machine instead of buying big bags from the store - less heavy definitely, and you can add fruits and make ice pops with trays!!

use a refillable or natural deodorant- i use wild (uk ppl!!) and it smells nice, the refills are easy and come in paper and i have a rly cute metal holder!!

you can get reusable cupcake papers - esp for my ppl who like the lick the bottom, they won’t fall apart XD!

use a kindle - reduces the amount of paper books you have to buy, easily transportable, can lend books out to ppl and cheaper books!

bring your own lunch - esp if ur a picky eater like me, i often bring a cheese sandwich and some crisps places so i’m not stuck not eating or choking down food i don’t like and leaving leftovers, also means you can use your own plastic tupperwares instead of store bought single use things lol

grow your own things - i used to grow strawberries as a child and it was surprisingly easily, some ideas are bottle tower gardens and a kitchen herb gardens, you can also grow cat grass and catnip for all my cat parents out there :)

collect rainwater for your plants - just keep a mason jar in your backyard if you have one, or journey out when it’s raining and fill a jar, will last you a bit!!

that’s all i have for now but feel free to add more!!

[partynoobvanii]

What i think Sickpants Lullaby characters would listen to

(Most of the songs are Deltarune OST or Undertale OST, so don't complain if you see half of their favorite songs are from those OSTs lmao)

Lullaby Sick BF -

Probably listens to some old kinda music, since his favorite song is What Is Love (Yes, the one by Haddaway) and any song that sounds silly, And Tally Hall. (yes he listens to Tally Hall fight me RAHHH 😈🙏‼️‼️‼️ /j)

His Favorite Songs : What Is Love by Haddaway

dancing around in circles until my little feet fall off by spellcasting

Cute Circus by Tsundere Twintails

Fizzy Pop Vibelands and boogercore, which both were made by Milk In The Microwave

And Turn The Lights off by Tally Hall.

Cool Mixtape from the Deltarune Chapter 2 OST

When I Get Mad I Dance Like This from the Deltarune Chapter 2 OST

Lullaby Drugfriend -

Tally Hall, Sped up songs, and Odetari (I'M SORRY BUT HIS DUMBASS SELF LOOKS LIKE HE LISTENS TO ODETARI AHAHAHAA /hj)

Favorite Songs : I <3 LATINAS by Odetari

Anarchy Rainbow from Splatoon but sped up

Two Wuv from Tally Hall

Koinu no Carnival by EHAMIC.

Pandora Palace from the Deltarune Chapter 2 OST

(I just feel like his music taste is kinda random honestly lmao, he doesn't listen to music too much cause he's too busy getting high most of the time)

Lullaby BobSponge GF -

Probably listens to Animation Meme songs (Used to be a animation meme kid, her animation memes sucked ass 😭) and The Cardigans, and the Deltarune and Undertale OST.

Favorite Songs : Crash by Neovaii

Lovefool by The Cardigans (It somehow reminds her of Lullaby Sick GF cause of the tune)

My Castle Town from the Deltarune Chapter 2 OST

Mini Studio from the Deltarune Chapter 2 OST

WELCOME TO THE CITY from the Deltarune Chapter 2 OST

And Temmie Village from the Undertale OST

(oh my gyatt she has so many favorite songs than the others wtf)

Lullaby Sick GF -

Undertale OST, and Odetari, Kinda listens to Lumi Athena but not too much. (I said not too much cause i think he's problematic sadly) probably listens to alot of Sigilkore and Badass songs lmao 😭😭

Favorite Songs : NGAHHH!! from the Undertale OST (she likes Undyne's songs cause they make her feel badass)

Spear of Justice From the Undertale OST (Forgot to mention, her favorite Undertale character is Undyne)

Metal Crusher from the Undertale OST

NARCISSISTIC PERSONALITY DISORDER by Odetari

Nalgotica by Lumi Athena

The End by Lil Uzi Vert and BabyMetal (If you don't understand why i put and babymetal, it's because it's a collab song)

Spider-Punk's theme from Spiderverse (I'M SORRY LMAOO IT JUST FEELS LIKE SOMETHING SHE WOULD LISTEN TO)

Labyrinth by Miracle Musical

I Just Threw Out The Love Of My Dreams by Weezer (mwhehehee 🤑🤑)

Attack Of The Killer Queen from the Deltarune Chapter 2 OST

Probably will update later, i feel like drawing a new character just for this. >:3

[holdsteady]

7, 33, 90

7) Weird Florida by Camp Trash okay, I think I like your format better where I get to talk a little bit about the songs. this whole record really blindsided me this year--I ended up listening to a lot more of it than I expected. it's so bright and fun and hooky, definitely self-effacing enough to be emo but there's a lot of power pop influence there. the chorus here is strongest lyrically--"I know that she won't/ be picking up the fucking phone/ when I call from my car/ explaining why I'm not at home"--but it's this high on the list for the hook: "it just got dumber/ all summer." sing-alongable as fuck!!!

33) Discount Assisted Living by Prince Daddy & the Hyena kory won't discuss this one publicly, and i think for anyone who's been depressed that makes the spare piano and big string pads particularly gut-wrenching. "I keep the sink on for the sound/ we'll talk about it if you stick around" really are all it needs for the majority of the song.

90) Every Tradition by Bully the queen of grunge production (alicia bognanno) bringing in the king of weird lil noises (john congleton) to co-produce this one really did it. just fucking huge, the snare + fizzy riff + falsetto and hollerin' combo gets me amped every time. I think "you say my mind is gonna change one day/ but I've felt this way forever/ some things stay the same" hits for anyone who's ever had someone else try to tell 'em what they want in life.

send me a number 1-100 and i’ll tell you the corresponding song + my favourite lyric from spotify wrapped

[egorax]

This is my review of 100 gecs discography including their respective solo and side projects, which means that this list will include the following discographies:

CAKE POP (Dylan Brady side project)

Dylan Brady (member of 100 gecs)

Laura Les (member of 100 gecs)

osno1 (an alias for Laura Les)

100 gecs

This is also a very diverse discography, including studio albums, remix albums, live shows, DJ sets, and what are commonly referred to as The Minecraft Shows, which were digital concerts that were hosted in Minecraft due to Dylan and Laura living in different states at the time, money constraints, and quarantine, but I will be referring to them as the Digital Shows as some of the shows weren’t actually hosted in Minecraft, but they were all held in some way digitally. I will label what each release is with the following indicators:

[S] - studio album

[R] - remix album

[L] - live show

[DJ] - DJ set

[DS] - digital show/Minecraft show

I will be laying thing out like this:

Year - Album title - artist name [I] 6/10

1 - Song 1 1/10 \\note about the song

2 - Song 2 7/10 \\note about the song \\dog

3 - Song 3 6/10 \\note about the song

Album description/explanation of review

2013 - tape 1 - this town makes me sick sometimes - Laura Les [S] 5/10

1 - friends drive by 4/10 \\I was overall uncomfortable while listening

2 - i wanna try cocaine 5/10 \\this would probably get a better rating if it weren’t so amplified

3 - cheif keef cant breathe 4/10 \\no comment, it’s just loud

4 - i just wanna go home 5/10 \\it’s cool I guess

5 - random act of violence 5/10 \\there’s just so much noise

This is a very bizarre EP, it was deleted almost immediately after it was released and I can see why, I don’t think it’s really meant to be listened to, I think it was more of a personal thing, because the version that was released is extremely over amplified to the point it’s hard to even understand, but from what I could make out it sounded more like Laura was just venting and getting stuff out of her head than anything else.

Something to note is that while it was released in 2017, it was recorded "some time in 2013".

2014 - APPROPRIATE - Dylan Brady & Death Grips [R] 7/10

1 - BURN THROUGH IT (Lil Boy) 7/10

2 - PIRATE (Anne Bonny) 8/10

3 - ON MY WAY (TWO HEAVENS) 7/10

4 - BOUNCIN (Stockton) 7/10

5 - FUCK WHOS WATCHING (Whatever I Want) 7/10 \\it’s only 56 seconds

6 - FEELING IT (Takyon) 6/10

7 - TRAMP (You Might Think He Loves You) 6/10 \\strangely calm and chaotic at the same time

8 - FEEL ME NOW (Black Dice) 6/10

9 - ICE GRIPS (Artificial Death) 6/10

10 - I'VE GOT SOME SHIT TO SAY (Lock Your Doors) 6/10

This whole album is just Death Grips remixes, it’s honestly kind of interesting when you listen to something for the first time and you already know all the words, it’s interesting

2014 - Zero Halliburton - Dylan Brady [S] 5/10

1 - Zero Halliburton 6/10 \\I love the Daft Punk sample in this song

2 - Fizzy Lifting Drinks (Interlude) 4/10

3 - Box Car // Jug Of Wine 5/10

4 - Mountain & Beach 5/10

5 - Knives 5/10

6 - Pyrotechnics 5/10

7 - Give Me Back My Phone 6/10

8 - Fedex 8/10

9 - Ice Grass 5/10

10 - Yoda 4/10

11 - Sam Rothstein 5/10

12 - You Were Crying (Bonus) 5/10

13 - Look How Far We’ve Come (Bonus) 8/10

The instrumentals on this album are alright but the’re nothing in comparison to APPROPRIATE

2015 - Iff Itt Mmakkesss U Happyyyyy - osno1 [S] 4/10

1 - Iff Itt Mmakkesss U Happyyyyy 4/10 \\this was deleted

It is just weird ambience and slowed down audio of Laura saying “if it makes you happy.”

2015 - Better Get Sharper; Better Change Yr Name - osno1 [S] 4/10

1 - Better Get Sharper; Better Change Yr Name 4/10 \\this is 25 minutes long

Like tape 1, this was also deleted soon after it’s release, but unlike tape 1, there is only 1 song and it’s 25 minutes long, this also seems to be Laura’s first time going as osno1. This single is just as noisy and amplified as tape 1 and it is pretty hard to sit through, it feels a lot slower than tape 1 though. It seems that certain parts distort over time and eventually fade out as the same vocals loop over and over again throughout the song… it’s very unnerving. The end has a very weird, loud guitar.

2015 - All I Ever Wanted - Dylan Brady [S] 5/10

1 - Piano Prelude 5/10 \\this song makes me laugh because it sounds so dumb

2 - Let Go / Enemies feat. Nok from The Future & Night Lovell 7/10 \\the drums that start about halfway through the song are really good

3 - Little Bando 5/10

4 - 314 feat. Night Lovell 5/10

5 - Trailing Some New Kill feat. Ravenna Golden & Kevin Abstract 5/10

6 - All I Ever Wanted 4/10

7 - Yee feat. Nok From The Future 4/10 \\the bass is good

8 - U>Them feat. Ketema 4/10

9 - Gold Teeth 6/10 \\I often wonder who the kid in the intro to this song is and how he’s doing now

10 - Unknown Caller PT. 2 feat. Saputo 5/10

11 - Finale (Marvin Gaye Cover) 6/10

My rating will likely be somewhat biased as this is a hip hop-esque album, and I’m personally not a huge fan of hip hop. This album just feels empty, it’s alright but I don’t really get anything out of most of it.

2015 - fuck art #1 [sorry grandpa, im gonna wear a dress if i want to] - osno1 [S] 7/10

1 - fuck art #1 [sorry grandpa, im gonna wear a dress if i want to] 7/10 \\this song is so chaotic and I love it \\dog

There is a dog barking sound in this song, which is somewhat significant since at some point after 100 gecs was released Laura and Dylan said that they would put a dog bark in at least one song from every album, at the time of this songs release none of this had been said yet but from now on I’m going to be mentioning a dog bark in the notes of the songs if I hear one.

This song seems to be a bunch of songs by other artists mixed together and sped up.

2015 - Cake Pop - CAKE POP [S] 7/10

1 - Birthday Party (ft. Dylan Brady) 7/10

2 - Midnight Boys (ft. Dylan Brady & Adam Newcomer) 7/10

3 - I Love Cheeseburgers, Apples Pies 7/10

4 - Poison (ft. Lewis Grant) 6/10

5 - Do You Think I'm Mean? (ft. Dylan Brady, Robel Ketema & Night Lovell) 6/10

6 - 757 Remix (ft. Calvin Lewis, The Kid Devo, Robel Ketema & Dylan Brady) [Bonus] 6/10 \\this song is in no way related to the song 757 by 100 gecs released 2023, this is a remix of another song with the same name

7 - Do You Think I'm Mean? (Five Star Hotel Remix) (ft. Dylan Brady, Robel Ketema & Night Lovell) [Bonus] 7/10 \\I love when one song is significantly louder than every other song on an album

It seems that around 2015 is when both Dylan and Laura really started refining their skills.

2016 - Sticky Fingers - CAKE POP [S] 6/10

1 - Sticky Fingers feat. Lewis Grant, Dylan Brady & osno1 6/10 \\this is the oldest song I can think of that features both Dylan and Laura, which leads me to believe that this is the collaboration that helped inspire them to make 100 gecs

2016 - No Sleep Nun Days Coming Soon - osno1 [S] 1/10

1 - No Sleep Nun Days Coming Soon 1/10 \\My ears hurt :(

this song is indescribably loud, I actually had to lower the volume so that I could tolerate it

2016 - 100 gecs - 100 gecs [S] 9/10

1 - dog food 8/10

2 - gum 9/10 \\dog

3 - bloodstains 10/10 \\this is legitimately one of my all time favorite songs

4 - fuck teeth 10/10 \\this is the song that got me into 100 gecs \\dog

5 - 25 bands and a geccco 8/10 \\dog

2016 - Choker - Dylan Brady [S] 5/10

1 - Lbvs 5/10

2 - Coming Down 5/10

3 - Seattle 5/10

4 - Marlboro Man 6/10

5 - Go Away 5/10

6 - Will You Look for Me When You Need Someone 5/10

My opinions on this album are very neutral

2016 - hello kitty skates to the fuckin CEMETARY - osno1 [S] 6/10

1 - ditch a body in the laundry (feat. Dylan Brady) 8/10

2 - gone with a knife; given all wrong 6/10

3 - nothing just hangin out 6/10

4 - cemetary 4 6/10

5 - there are a lot of things wrong but i dont hate the world only myself maybe 5/10

With the exception of ditch a body in the laundry, the songs on this album aren’t very good on their own, but it’s good as one piece

2017 - dead serious and out of options - osno1 [S] 5/10

1 - dead serious and out of options 5/10 \\dog

The song is goofy

2017 - Dog Show - Dylan Brady [S] 7/10

1 - Lately 7/10

2 - Hit Me 8/10

3 - 127 Hrs in Bed 7/10

4 - Cum Stains 6/10

5 - My First Time 6/10 \\S O M U C H B A S S

I like it but it would like it more if it weren’t so loud

2017 - sticky glue+ - osno1 [S] 7/10

1 - sticky glue+ 7/10 \\according to Laura Les, this song was made in 1 hour \\dog

Laura is just talking about sticky stuff

2017 - i just dont wanna name it anything with "beach" in the title - osno1 [S] 8/10

1 - how to dress as human 7/10

2 - dumb pics 8/10 \\dog

3 - darkest part of day 8/10 \\dog

4 - creep 4 yr bones 10/10 \\dog

This is honestly just a really good EP, it shows major improvement from Laura’s other works.

2017 - A Conversation I Overheard - osno1 [S] 8/10

1 - A Conversation I Overheard 8/10

In this song Laura takes a more rock-esque approach to her music, this song seems to be about her struggles with an eating disorder

2017 - Date Night ❤ - Dylan Brady [S] 6/10

1 - ​date night !! 💎🎀 6/10 \\who puts emojis in their song titles

2 - i hope its ok !! (dinner w my parents) 6/10

3 - ​u can find me here 💙 6/10

4 - will u go 2 the dance w me 6/10

It’s alright but not my favorite

2017 - LETHAL POISON FOR THE SYSTEM - 99jakes, Black Dresses & osno1 [S] 7/10

2 - Paper Planes (osno1 "i Want The Laugh Cry Emoji On My Tombstone" remix) 7/10 \\dog

This is the most annoying remix on the EP and of course Laura did it, it’s like a bomb is going off in my head and honestly I enjoy it.

2017 - laura les drops HEAVY BIRTHDAY BASS - Laura Les [DS] 7/10

1 - dog food (osno1 puppy chow remix) 8/10 \\dog

2 - paper planes (osno1 lethal poison remix) 7/10 \\dog

3 - barbie girl (osno1 punching a hole in the wall remix) 2/10 \\it is a crime to make me listen to any form of this song

4 - how to dress as human (LOUDMIX) 7/10

5 - dumb pics (LOUDMIX) 8/10 \\dog

6 - X (osno1 21 pound timbs flip) 7/10

7 - GONE (osno1 heavy halloween remix) 6/10 \\dog

8 - i miss you (osno1 psalms 6:6 remix) 6/10

9 - bloodstains (osno1 victory lap remix) 8/10 \\dog

10 - magnolia (osno1 lazy kitty flip) 6/10

11 - SAUSAGE (osno1 RIP vine remix) 7/10

12 - peanut butter jelly time (osno1 mumblecore remix) 6/10

13 - ss2 7.5/10

14 - i fucking hate being 17 7/10

15 - BEAUTIFUL GIRLS (osno1 BUCKwild nxc RMX) 6/10 \\dog

16 - monster 7/10

17 - teenagers (osno1 sad prom will never end remix) 7/10 \\dog

While there were a few people watching live, most viewers saw the show digitally

2018 - Remixes 2017 - osno1 [R] 7/10

1 - london bridge (osno1 remix) 9/10

2 - we r who we r (osno1 remix) 7/10

3 - barbie girl (osno1 punching a hole in the wall remix) 2/10

4 - i miss you (osno1 psalms 6:6 remix) 7/10

5 - when love hurts (osno1 remix) 6/10

6 - beautiful girls (osno1 big fuck remix) 6/10 \\dog

7 - 100 gecs - bloodstains (osno1 victory lap remix) 8/10 \\dog

8 - X (osno1 21 pound timbs flip) 7/10

9 - BLNTSMK - GONE (osno1 heavy halloween remix) 5/10 \\dog

10 - Lil West - Bit My Tongue (osno1 VIP flip) 7/10 \\Laura actually produced this song, which allowed her to have more resources when making a remix \\dog

11 - magnolia (osno1 lazy kitty flip) 6/10

12 - peanut butter jelly time (osno1 mumblecore remix) 6/10

13 - SAUSAGE (osno1 RIP vine remix) 7/10

14 - 100 gecs - dog food (osno1 puppy chow remix) 10/10 \\dog

15 - mr brightside (osno1 remix) 7/10

16 - scars (osno1 SUPER LAZY remix) 6/10 \\this HAS to be satire, it can’t not be satire, I wont except it

17 - Bloom - VISION (osno1 raving and loving remix) 6/10 \\dog

18 - teenagers (osno1 sad prom will never die remix) 7/10 \\dog

Most of the songs are just sped up and sound effects are added.

2018 - Big Summer Jams 2018 - Laura Les [S] 7/10

1 - pirate (feat. Lil West and Lewis Grant) 8/10 \\honestly pretty good for rap

2 - feels good (feat. Dylan Brady and Laura Les) 7/10 \\dog

3 - hell yeah brother (feat. Lil West, Lewis Grant, and Girls Rituals) 7/10

4 - being on yr own (feat. Calvin, lil mai, and SYBYR) 6/10

5 - the river (feat. scum, Yung Skrrt, and 99jakes) 7/10

6 - livin my best life! 6/10

This is probably Laura’s most normal sounding release

2018 - Coalchella - 100 gecs [DS] 10/10

1 - Intro (feat. Anthony Fantano)

2 - I Don't Have Any Fun 10/10 \\this should have been put on an album

3 - (more talking lol)

4 - im addicted to energy drinks / we could try 10/10 \\this is also an amazing song

5 - LauraCantGetOutOfMinecraft.mp3

6 - ringtone (demo) 10/10 \\this is the best version of the song

7 - (talking again)

8 - dogfood - osno1 puppy chow remix 10/10 \\the bass isn’t as overbearing on this version \\dog

9 - (chitchat break)

10 - Drove U Crazy (dylan brady remix) 9/10

11 - minecraft jokes told by someone who doesnt play minecraft

12 - i fuck it up 7/10

13 - We Could Go Anywhere 10/10 \\I really like this song

I didn’t rank the intermissions because it seemed unnecessary.

This is an amazing release that I think every 100 gecs fan needs to hear. It is also my favorite digital show.

2018 - Peace & Love - Dylan Brady [S] 9/10

1 - Key Of C 8/10

2 - I'll Make You Miss Me All The Time 9/10

3 - Walking Through The Park 8/10 \\short and sweet

4 - 7/11 Drone 8/10

5 - What I Made 4 U [Lofi-Dub] 8/10

6 - Of Course I Still Love You 10/10 \\this song is about Dylan’s relationship with his dad

I might have cried while listening to Of Course I Still Love You once, the whole EP is good but OCISLY is on another level

2018 - november2018 - Laura Les [S] 7/10

1 - scar 20181129 6/10

2 - fox 20181129 7/10

3 - cleaning your room can be fun 20181129 8/10 \\gotta love the unnecessary blast beat

4 - beat up 20181129 7/10

5 - tripp 20181129 6/10

This album is exclusive to Laura’s Patrion, it consists of demos made in November of 2018

2018 - december2018 - Laura Les [S] 6/10

1 - distney princess 6/10 \\dog

2 - dreams demo 2018 5/10

3 - evening news 6/10

4 - i wish (summer singles) 5/10

5 - in the place of dreams 5/10

6 - nail polish 6/10

7 - sad happy hardcore 7/10

8 - shadows in our eyes 6/10

9 - tetetencho 6/10

This album is also exclusive to Laura’s Patrion, it consists of demos made in December of 2018

2019 - Fire Festival - 100 gecs [DS] 8/10

1 - gecgecgec (demo) 7/10 \\some of the notes on this are different to the main release

2 - gec 2 Ü (demo) 8/10 \\this version is significantly different to the main release

3 - 745 sticky (demo) 8/10 \\the quality of the vocals are significantly improved in the main release \\dog

4 - I Need Help Immidiately (demo) 3/10

5 - xXXi_wud_nvrstøp_ÜXXx (demo) 8/10

6 - No Future Bass in My Fucking Room 7/10

7 - money machine (demo) 8/10

It’s not the best but overall this is a pretty good show

2019 - 1000 gecs - 100 gecs [S] 10/10

1 - 745 sticky 10/10 \\dog

2 - money machine 10/10 \\the opening line always makes me laugh

3 - 800db cloud 10/10

4 - I Need Help Immediately 4/10 \\it’s an intermission, don’t expect it to be good

5 - stupid horse 10/10

6 - xXXi_wud_nvrstøp_ÜXXx 9/10

7 - ringtone 10/10 \\they took out my favorite part but the part that replaced it is still good

8 - gecgecgec 9/10

9 - hand crushed by a mallet 10/10

10 - gec 2 Ü 9/10

This is genuinely one of my top ten albums, I listen to it regularly. It’s also a nice break from what I usually listen to, as this album is not super serious. This album is very fun and lighthearted, and not too silly, just the right amount of goofy.

2019 - 100 gecs & The Chamber of Secrets - 100 gecs [DJ] 8/10

1 - NTS Intro (Pixar Remix) 8/10 \\this is honestly a sick intro

2 - 745 sticky [NTS] 10/10 \\dog

3 - Soap Theme 3 5/10

4 - money machine [NTS] 10/10

5 - Chamber of Secrets Wholetone 6/10

6 - 800db cloud [NTS] 10/10

7 - quiet mode (sicko mode remix) 8/10 \\this song is unnecessarily funny

8 - stupid horse [NTS] 10/10

9 - If I Can't Have Ü (Dylan Brady Remix) [NTS] 7/10

10 - Act 5 ! 6/10

11 - Steal Her Man (Laura Les Remix) 7/10

12 - Cake (Dylan Brady Remix) 6/10

13 - Too Much Sauce Noise 1/10

14 - Blame It On Your Love (Dylan Brady Remix) 7/10

15 - California Girls (Dylan Brady Remix) 7/10

16 - Hand Crushed by a Mallet [NTS] 10/10

17 - Eat Yr Nylon 5/10

18 - ringtone [NTS] 10/10

19 - No Future Bass In My Fucking Room [NTS] 7/10

20 - Kid Cudi (NTS Remix) 7/10

21 - Abandon All Life 7/10

22 - gecgecgec [NTS] 9/10

23 - xXXi_wud_nvrstøp_ÜXXx [NTS] 9/10

24 - Eternally Yours 6/10

25 - Rock Band 8/10

26 - Baby (Dylan Brady Remix) 5/10 \\>:(

27 - 12 Tone 1 4/10

28 - How to Dress as Human [NTS] 7/10

29 - Of Course I Still Love You [NTS] 10/10

30 - Bit My Tongue (osno1 NTS flip) 9/10 \\this version is much closer to the original than the one on Remixes 2017 \\dog

31 - bloodstains [NTS] 10/10

32 - I CANT GET NO REST (Sanchez Mix) 6/10

33 - I Need Help Immidiately [NTS] 4/10

34 - 420 Mix 6/10

35 - creep 4 yr bones [NTS] 10/10 \\dog

36 - ditch a body in the laundry [NTS] 8/10

37 - gec 2 Ü [NTS] 9/10

This whole show was broadcasted over NTS radio

2019 - Mine Gala - 100 gecs [DS] 6/10

1 - came to my show (intro) [demo] 6/10 \\there might be a dog bark here, I’m not sure

2 - came to my show (demo) 7/10

3 - Without Me (MineGala Remix) 6/10

4 - instrumental 1 7/10 \\goofy

5 - ooooooooohhhhhhhh + Instrumental 2 9/10

6 - Feel Good Inc (MineGala Remix) 8/10

7 - Instrumental 3 8/10

8 - Shoota (MineGala Remix) 7/10 \\there also might be a dog here

9 - Potion Seller (MineGala Remix) 7/10 \\how do you even remix this?!?

10 - Appalachian Spring (MineGala Remix) 4/10

11 - My Heart Will Go On (MineGala Remix) 5/10 \\I don’t like the original so i’m somewhat biased

12 - toothless (demo) 8/10

This is probably their weakest show, despite this, some of their most popular non-album songs to play live came from this show

2019 - Summer Nights - 100 gecs [DS] 8/10

1 - Intro of Darkness 8/10

2 - 800db bongrip 9/10 \\this is a very interesting remix

3 - instrumental 1 7/10

4 - what Ü think that we think is cool 8/10

5 - CAR CRASH 9/10

6 - MAND CRUSHED BY A HALLET 8/10 \\dog

7 - Stronger (Summer Nights Remix) 6/10

8 - instrumental 2 4/10

9 - when im holding Ü 6/10

10 - gec dance 7/10

11 - my boys got his own allstar 8/10 \\this song makes me take psychic damage

This is honestly a pretty good show but it takes a while to get used to because of how powerful the bass is, sometimes it starts to drown out the music

2020 - Square Garden - 100 gecs [DS] 8/10

1 - THX Intro 2/10

2 - TIGER 9/10 \\how the hell did they make such a good song out of eeny meeny miny moe

3 - fallen 4 Ü 10/10 \\ one of their best songs

4 - the mall 7/10

5 - Last Train To Awesometown (SquareGarden Remix) 7/10 \\I’m honestly somewhat intimidated by Parry Gripp, how does someone become this popular over music made for children

6 - small pipe (live @ fishcenter) 5/10

7 - Instrumental 1 5/10

8 - CHEST 7/10 \\this is music from a bad timeline

9 - Thos Moser (SquareGarden Remix) 8/10 \\this is significantly better than the original \\dog

10 - we got numbers in the title 4/10

11 - One Two Buckle My Shoe 9/10 \\this is actually a very early demo of Hey Big Man

12 - Metalcore Song 8/10

13 - ice cream pizza 4/10

14 - What's That Smell? 8/10 \\this song is about Laura’s fucked up tooth that caused her to have to get eight root canals and eventually she had to have it removed, this song is definitely acquired taste

15 - Instrumental 2 3/10 \\ass

16 - when i walk away 5/10

17 - 800db cloud (live @ fishcenter) 10/10

18 - SquareGarden outro 3/10

This is my third favorite digital show, it has so many great unreleased songs

2020 - 1000 gecs And The Tree Of Clues - 100 gecs [R]

1 - Money Machine (A.G. Cook Remix) 7/10

2 - Ringtone (Remix) feat. Charli XCX, Kero Kero Bonito, Rico Nasty 9/10 \\I think the KKB AAC line is clever \\dog

3 - 745 Sticky (Injury Reserve Remix) 8/10

4 - Gec 2 Ü (Danny L Harle Harlecore Remix) 7/10

5 - Hand Crushed By A Mallet (Remix) feat. Craig Owens, Fall Out Boy, Nicole Dollanganger 10/10 \\this remix is on another level, it’s just so well done.

6 - 800db Cloud (Ricco Harver Remix) 8/10

7 - Stupid Horse (Remix) feat. Count Baldor, GFOTY 4/10 \\this remix is just so annoying -_-

8 - Ringtone (umru Remix) 6/10

9 - xXXi_wud_nvrstøp_ÜXXx (Remix) feat. Hannah Diamond, Tommy Cash 1/10 \\I cannot stand this song

10 - 745 Sticky (Black Dresses Remix) 8/10 \\when they said “y̷̛̰͍̬̰̦̠̓͑̿̔̈́͒͒ͅę̴̡͓͖̤̞̥̻́̉͐̿̆͛͜ǎ̶̧̦̞̦̘͕̠̳̬̇͑̊̓̐” I fealt that

11 - Gecgecgec (Remix) feat. Lil West, Tony Velour 9/10

12 - xXXi_wud_nvrstøp_ÜXXx (99jakes Remix) 7/10

13 - Gec 2 Ü (Remix) feat. Dorian Electra 9/10

14 - Hand Crushed By A Mallet (Nothankyou Remix) 9/10

15 - Came To My Show (Intro) 7/10

16 - Came To My Show 9/10

17 - Toothless 8/10

18 - Small Pipe (Live At Fishcenter) 5/10

19 - 800db Cloud (Live At Fishcenter) 10/10

This is definitely my favorite remix album. Most remix albums I hear, like Reanimation by LINKIN PARK, feel very lacking, but this one is really well done. :)

2020 - Lavapalooza - 100 gecs [DS] 9/10

1 - can Ü hear me now 10/10 \\I love this song so much

2 - Blackout (Lavapalooza Remix) 9/10

3 - Delete my Fuckn Socials feat. Alice Gas 9/10

4 - ​Ievan Polkka (Lavapalooza Remix) 7/10

5 - mischief 10/10

6 - MTC (Lavapalooza Remix) 7/10

7 - geccraft 10/10

8 - Old MacDonald 6/10 \\funny

9 - torture me (demo) 9/10

10 - always miss Ü 9/10

This is my second favorite digital show, it has no skip worthy songs, in my opinion.

2020 - Appleville - 100 gecs [DS] 6/10

1 - ratratrat (intro) 7/10

2 - Want Ü 2 Love Me 9/10

3 - It's Tricky x War Pigs (Appleville Mashup) 4/10

4 - Blinded by the Light [Manfred Mann] (feat. Tony Velour) 6/10

5 - cook real good 7/10

It’s a cool concept but I can’t bring myself to really enjoy this show.

2020 - DISCO4 :: PART I - HEALTH [S] 8/10

3 - POWER FANTASY (feat. 100 gecs) 8/10

Honestly a pretty good song, I’m glad that HEALTH and 100 gecs did a collaboration

2020 - LONELY MACHINES - 3OH!3 [S] 8/10

1 - LONELY MACHINES (feat. 100 gecs) 8/10

I’ve never been a 3OH!3 fan but this song is pretty good

2020 - laura les @ 909fest - Laura Les [DS] 8/10

1 - The Boys Are Back In Town (Remix) 6/10

2 - West Virginia (Does your dad wanna kill me) 7/10

3 - hand crushed by a mallet (909 Remix) 8/10 \\dog

4 - Get this collar off my neck 7/10

5 - Run Rabbit Run (800 db remix) 8/10 \\same as the end part of the Summer Nights remix

6 - Come Back Someday 7/10

7 - Comedy 6/10

8 - Happy Fartcore 6/10 \\:(

9 - Starlight 8/10

10 - Bangarang (Laura Les remix) 7/10

11 - Walls Are Closing In 8/10

12 - Hardcore Will Never Die 8/10

It’s pretty alright, definitely better than I was expecting

2020 - live at HEAV3N goes 2 H3LL - 100 gecs [DJ] 7/10

1 - live at HEAV3N goes 2 H3LL 7/10

this is a single hour long recording of the set, I couldn’t find a version with the tracks separated to bare with me please

2020 - Laura Les @ A2B2 - Laura Les [DS] 8/10

1 - Tired 6/10 \\the oof breaks me

2 - Haunted (demo) 8/10

3 - Ken 7/10

4 - Bring A Gun 6/10 \\funny intermission

5 - Whats Happening 8/10 \\wasn’t expecting anything like this

6 - In The Trunk. 5/10

7 - U X Me 8/10

8 - And Make Sure Its Loaded 7/10

This set was pretty good but so was most of Night of Fire

2020 - sympathy 4 the grinch - 100 gecs [S] 9/10

1 - sympathy 4 the grinch 9/10

One of the only good christmas songs

2021 - One Step Closer (100 gecs Reanimation) - LINKIN PARK [S] 9/10

1 - One Step Closer (100 gecs Reanimation) 9/10

Though I’m disappointed that LP wasn’t able to go through with the whole second Reanimation, I’m so glad that this song happened, I’ve probably listened to it more than the regular version of One Step Closer

2021 - Haunted - Laura Les [S] 9/10

1 - Haunted 9/10

This song took a while for me to get into but it really started to stick with me recently

2021 - Live @ Vampalooza - laura les & petal supply [DS]

1 - vamp_intro 5/10

2 - Lately 8/10

3 - I <3 U a lot 7/10

4 - ddiscombbobulated 6/10

5 - PRTY GRL 7/10

6 - Kiss Goodnight 7/10

It was an alright show, some of the talking seemed a bit unnecessary

2021 - Cake Pop 2 - CAKE POP [S] 8/10

1 - black rum 10/10 \\the vocals on this song are so good

2 - cake happy 7/10

3 - whistle 9/10

4 - magic 5/10

5 - ether 7/10

6 - candy floss 7/10

7 - satin bedsheets 6/10

8 - boom (let version) 8/10 \\this is the original version of the song, after its release Dylan changed the line “let the speaker go boom” to “make the speaker go boom”

8 - boom (make version) 9/10 \\I prefer this version

9 - pombachu 8/10 \\wtf is the outro(s)

10 - almost famous 9/10

This is honestly a HUGE step up from the last album 6 years prior

2021 - Live at Terminal 5 - 100 gecs [L] 10/10

1 - crowd's hyped (Live at Terminal 5 Intro)

2 - hey big man (Live at Terminal 5) 9/10

3 - new york fricking city (interlude) [Live at Terminal 5]

4 - stupid horse (Live at Terminal 5) 9/10

5 - what's up y'all (interlude) [Live at Terminal 5]

6 - 757 (Live at Terminal 5) 10/10

7 - new york, new york (interlude) [Live at Terminal 5]

8 - gamelan (Live at Terminal 5) 7/10

9 - new york, new york (Frank Sinatra cover) [Live at Terminal 5] 7/10

10 - ringtone (Live at Terminal 5) 9/10

11 - somebody's watching (interlude) [Live at Terminal 5]

12 - fallen 4 Ü (Live at Terminal 5) 9/10

13 - the great city of new york (interlude) [Live at Terminal 5]

14 - hollywood baby (Live at Terminal 5) 10/10 \\I had this version of the song on repeat until it’s release

15 - new york (Live at Terminal 5)

16 - gecgecgec (Live at Terminal 5) 8/10

17 - 3DS (interlude) [Live at Terminal 5]

18 - hand crushed by a mallet (Live at Terminal 5) 9/10

19 - new york, new york (Frank Sinatra cover) [part 2] {Live at Terminal 5} 6/10

20 - billie knows jamie (Live at Terminal 5) 10/10 \\I love the improv in this version of the song. Something to note about this track is during this show they play the studio versions of the songs in the background for the instrumentals and they also have the vocals in the background for the effects that they can’t do live, the vocals aren’t in the background for this song which implies that the vocals hadn’t been recorded yet, this also explains why there was an improv part in the middle of the song, they hadn’t finished the lyrics yet.

21 - rare intersection (interlude) [Live at Terminal 5]

22 - mememe (Live at Terminal 5) 10/10

23 - one million dollars (Live at Terminal 5) 10/10 \\Laura goes crazy on the guitar

24 - hope you're not doing sup-par (interlude) [Live at Terminal 5]

25 - money machine (Live at Terminal 5) 10/10 \\I love the fact that the whole crowd sings the opening lyrics

26 - insistent gec chanting (interlude) [Live at Terminal 5]

27 - what's that smell (Live at Terminal 5) 8/10

28 - i was on instagram today (interlude) [Live at Terminal 5]

29 - sympathy 4 the grinch (Live at Terminal 5) 10/10

30 - poll/thank you/last one (interlude) [Live at Terminal 5]

31 - 800db cloud (Live at Terminal 5) 10/10

I listened to this show everyday waiting for 10,000 gecs to come out. I genuinely love this show so much, I really wish I could get to actually see them live. I watched the recording of the show on the night of the album's release… I might’ve cried when it came out.

2022 - Snake Eyes - 100 gecs [S] 10/10

1 - Hey Big Man 10/10 \\I don’t care if the lyrics are cringy, the song goes crazy and the bass is amazingly intense

2 - Torture Me (feat. Skrillex) 9/10 \\they took out the part that I liked in the original version :(

3 - Runaway 10/10 \\when I first listened to this song I was so scared that it was going to be one of those shitty heartbreak songs and then it kicked and I absolutely lost my mind because this song is so fucking good.

So one night I decided to look up if any new info had come out about 10,000 gecs and there was an article that was 2 minutes old saying that this was released, I immediately bought it while sort of crying with joy because I really wanted new music and I finally got it.

H2023 - Boiler Room: 100 gecs in Los Angeles - 100 gecs [DJ] 7/10

1 - Commentary 1 6/10

2 - Eruption 6/10

3 - Where’s Your Head At (100 gecs Remix) 9/10

4 - Waves 7/10

5 - I Can't Stop 7/10

6 - Cinema [Virtual Riot Remix] 6/10

7 - 800db cloud (Ricco Harver Remix) 8/10

8 - Both [Remix] 7/10 \\I love unnecessary air horns

9 - Incredible / Blackout (Remix) 7/10

10 - A New Day Has Come (Remix) 6/10

11 - Werk / Go Hard (La.La.La) 7/10

12 - Are You That Somebody (Remix) 7/10

13 - Bust Down 6/10

14 - Get Up / Ugly 6/10

15 - Hate or Glory (Custome Edit) 7/10

16 - Haunted (Dylan Brady Remix) 7/10

17 - Jump Around 7/10

18 - Smiling 6/10

19 - ID1 7/10

20 - Z 6/10

21 - Hit Em 7/10

22 - Hey You There 6/10

23 - Heads Will Roll (A-Trak Remix) [Jay TP Edit] 6/10

24 - Heads Will Roll (Leroy Remix) 7/10

25 - Mantra (Nitepunk Remix) 7/10

26 - ID2 / ID3 7/10

27 - Void Song / Hello Music 6/10

28 - Jump in the Line 7/10

29 - Walkin' On the Sun 7/10

30 - Feel Good Inc. / Music Sounds Better with You (Leotrix Remix) 8/10

31 - TiK ToK (Leotrix Remix) 6/10

32 - Torture Me 8/10

33 - Join Us for a Bite 6/10 \\I’m just mad that I had to listen to a FNAF song

34 - Faneto 5/10

35 - McDonalds 7/10

36 - The Star 6/10

37 - Hounds 6/10

38 - OHFR? 7/10

39 - Report Card / Solar 7/10

40 - Divide & Conquer (Noisia Remix) / Livin' la Vida Loca (PLURGATTI BOY 420 Remix) 6/10

41 - Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites (Dirtyphonics Remix) / Yeah Right 8/10

42 - Immortals 6/10

43 - I Serve the Base 7/10

44 - Rock the Bells 8/10

45 - anthems (Dylan Brady Remix) 7/10

46 - Signatune (Thomas Bangalter Edit) 6/10

47 - Weeble Wobble 6/10

48 - De 38 Carregado / Better Off Alone (Weird Baile Remix) 6/10

49 - hand crushed by a mallet (Laura Les Remix) 8/10 \\dog

50 - xXXi wud nvrstøp ÜXXx (Shinigami Remix) 9/10

51 - Everytime We Touch (Remix) 7/10

52 - Satisfaction (Remix) 7/10

53 - ORANGE SODA 6/10

54 - Commentary 2 6/10

55 - Toxicity (100 gecs Remix) 9/10

56 - Woke Up This Morning (Remix) 7/10

57 - Commentary 3 5/10

It’s a pretty good show, it’s also an hour and 26 minutes long.

2023 - 10000 gecs - 100 gecs [S] 10/10

1 - Dumbest Girl Alive 10/10

2 - 757 10/10 \\I love the Star Wars noises \\possible dog bark here

2 - 757 (physical version) 10/10 \\the version of this song and BKJ on CD and vinyl are vastly different than the digital release

3 - Hollywood Baby 10/10

4 - Frog On The Floor 10/10

5 - Doritos & Fritos 10/10

6 - Billy Knows Jamie 10/10 \\I really like how aggressive this version is

6 - Billy Knows Jamie (physical version) 10/10 \\I honestly prefer this version but the other is just as good

7 - One Million Dollars 10/10 \\the guitar on this song is amazing

8 - The Most Wanted Person In The United States 10/10 \\dog, the dog bark is realistic this time

9 - I Got My Tooth Removed 10/10 \\if you pay close attention, after the second time Laura says “I got my tooth removed” you hear what sound like a small moan, if you slow the song down to about 40% of its original speed you can hear that the “moan” is actually some voice saying “I know” which is a really cool easter egg

10 - mememe 10/10

This is by far one of my favorite albums if it wasn’t apparent, it was well worth the wait. I still get chills whenever I listen to this album, it’s just so good and such a leap in quality from their first album. I wonder what 100,000 gecs will be like.

This is 32,124 characters long and took my around 4 days to do

Sorry if it is kinda rough, I don’t do this very often, but if your interested I’ve also made a review for Death Grips and Rammstein

I would absolutely appreciate any feedback I can get

:3

[stevethehairington]

head over heels down bad absolute clutz in love no game whatsoever flustered to hell eddie munson for wip wednesday?

because it sounds AMAZING and

because it sounds like a fob song title and y'know. I'm gonna go with that vibe always.

<333

lexxxx my beloved 💕 tysm for this!!

hehe i'm glad you like the working title and LMAO sounding like a fob song 😂 you're so right.

fun fact for you i am actually minutes away from posting this fic! soooo instead of three new lines i've written have a lil sneak peak of some lines i already wrote 😂

As he crosses the parking lot, Eddie thinks back to those cans of soda pop Wayne used to buy as a treat during the summertime. They kept the whole pack in the refrigerator to make sure they stayed cold by the time one of them wanted one. Every time Wayne would ask Eddie to fetch him one, Eddie would shake the thing like crazy, hoping to catch his uncle by surprise with a fizzy eruption when he cracked the tab for the first sip. That’s what Eddie’s stomach feels like right now. Like a can of fizzy pop, on the verge of eruption.

wip wednesday

[hellslilteaser]

you can’t see me 👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻 too fast! you are welcome lovely D-dog! Your followers should get to know you behind that banging booootay!

choice snacks bro, would share with you. Pop flavours, fav meals to order out? GO GO GO GO 🚊🚊🚊 TOOT TOOT

This is the last one I’m doing of these for tonight. While I appreciate that, I doubt people want to know about my boring choices in foods hahaha! I’ll respond to the others another time. But thank you 🖤

I would share all but the twiggy sticks, they are all mine 😈

Pop flavours - definitely A&W Root beer. I barely drink pop but I’ll treat myself to that every blue moon. Peach Ice tea if I’m going to sushi train? It’s somewhat of a learned behaviour at this point haha. If I have something fizzy it’s kombucha, that shit is essentially my life force at this point! I HATE Coca Cola, it does not taste right.

Favourite meals to order out - not sure how to narrow this down?! I love japanese - Ramen, Sushi, Sashimi. Tteokbokki (Korean) is my guilty pleasure. Pani puri is my staple Indian entree! Anything with shit tonnes of chilli in it. BIG into hot wings (only the niblet bit though, the drumstick can get fucked). I’m not a big steak eater so that’s off the list. I don’t usually order pasta out either! This question is too vague ah

I will say though - I am a pineapple on pizza kind of girl (I also prefer eating pizza with a dipping sauce & a knife and fork soooo?) Sue me.

This has been fun!

I’ll never admit it but I do adore my lil train asks. Toot toot you weirdos 😇 But call me D-dog again and I’ll start yelling again

X

[xaviergalatis]

XD'

Phew!

Walk in this bitch im with the gang

Man's

Man down

Locked for a !madness

Opps

Doing crazy shit every night, ain't no big thang

You don't know my language, don't know Skrrtinese

Woke up this morning got cups in my face

You not special at all, you big plain

A backpack nigga with luxury tastebuds

And the Louis Vuitton store got all of my pay stubs

Any rumor you ever heard about me was true and legendary

like I need the.....

Got them racks scattered all over my apartment

I shoot anything under the sun

jus called up [?] you know what we doin',

Woke up in Saks fith

Catch me out in Europe, 'cause I'm important

My bitch don't rock no Jordan's 'cause she gothic

Yung Bruh, this that hot shit, this ain't no pop shit

I'm smoking thrax

Any rumor you ever heard about m

I forgot, I made 50 bands off this laptop

You see that boy You better shoot in his face

Twizzy sending shots just like he Curry

be lookin like "Damn, what the fuck?"

We pull up in that i8, that Roadster, that Cullinan

We gon' pop out in a truck (Woah, woah)

Blue tint windows, I'm fuckin' it up

Thay say I be geeked the fuck up

Everybody wanna copy me, they think it's cool (They

think

Choppa on me, I'm bussin' it up

know who I am, who are you? You came up to me like I know you but I am confused

I guess this Shawty she doin' a handstand

ah, I don't even fuck with nobody at all, no friends

Whole lotta racks in the bust down

Went and copped ten, then I went and got—

Psh, I'm up

Blue strips

Call my diamonds ice spice all they do is dance

Stick in the box

Yeah, ha, yeah

Out in London, got the Tonka

Got a bunch of bad b****** I can't wait to replace

Double OT

(babe)

I tried to save you in time, but you wanted to stay in there

I'm too underrated, thought that they would leave me the my

Man's got caught. Start singing like he's Drake

Spent a lil then pack of a purse off lean

Better that I change my number so you can't explain

Yeah, it's 5 AM and you still outside, it's freezing, yeah

jus called up [?] you know what we doin',

Big body Benz member I used to be dusty

I'm from the east with the squad

Bitch I'm on demon time

Got a crush on this waitress I might serve it

30s coming in I got good prescription

Yeah. I would like to purchase studio time

Take lotta L,s before you make m,s

Mob ties

I don't give a fuck what you said (Nah), delete my number

Cutty

Chop

Lamb

made twenty bands yesterday without even trying

I just be hitting buttons on my phone and watch it pile in

Arc'teryx

Back in the day started out with an eight

Ran off on the plug it was too easy

Ran off on the plug

212 be my playground

LA chew right through the week

Hit the ground heavy

Running low in Cali

Going uptown (UH!)

Airplane

Surf

You ain't talking about a bag don't say my name

You'd just a lame

Keep rolling blunts of sticky

I stay on go ain't got time to kick it keke

The feds

That like bitch gimme face

Popping out the amg

Smoking exotics

Order

My twizzy

I don't even tap I just go insane

Hell cat

Perky inside my soda get it fizzy

When I was down bad you was never around

Every Friday I'm make it move like Jason

Move it to my house

Tints

1700

I'm a Florida boy I been wilding for so long

California hot shit but I'm froze up

Pelican

25 racks for a verse

I put 5 grams in the wood I don't even know if I can get high

Double cup styrofoam pour it up

Wanna eat me up

I feel like a teddy bear

Lol shawty doing a hand stand

Bitch, I ain't shoppin' at no mallCan't even pronounce what I got on

Double R RR

Side popping

Came up from the mud

got it out the mud

Grew up to the moon

Rockstar popstar

In the hills

Imma do it while I land

Why you keep texting on my phone like bitch you better go show some

Move it to my house

One phone call....

I walk in this bitch

I have to write to find bakence

John calling me Relly

Got a script in my pocket I ain't seen no doctor

Smoking on zotic

Going wild in this fast lane

Seen the lights of the good year blimp

I put a Choppa on a blade I put a blade on the switch

If it ain’t bout money, it ain’t making no sense

Put a Choppa on the blade put a blade on the switch

I'm not a actor I'm a rapper

You not a rapper you a.actor

I don't miss Im making money while I piss

Outside it's a movie

I was in the trenches when Brittany kissed Madonna on TV

Madison

Terminal

forgiato

How he say we gang and we ain’t even met?

Put a rack in each hand

I forgot the name of the weed I'm smoking on but it damn sure ain't no Dosidos

We don't go fuck just any hoe

Heard you tryna fuck any hoe

I'm out in LA smokin' piss by a cheetah

90 percocet 10s now my cellphone

When I was down bad you was never around

SmOking exotic

100k for the feets

Try to get away from me had a stand off

Taking trips to NYC

You ever dance with the devil by pal e moon like?

Married to the money

I just hit rodeo spent a check on my momma

Fuck around with a opp put a coochie on his head

30thousand dollars for a nigga to get flee

When we out in public she gone take a pic

Took a look to my right that's a opp on site

I put my heart in this

Chrome heart

High waisted shorts

LES

You think I'm a rock star I'm a pop star

Throw it back shorty make that ass clap

I still ride a gangsta label

Glock got a switch it came with a night light

Give a fuck if you famous you getting smacked up

Popin shit like I run shit

Back to back shows

212

100 felonies

Hoe in the room for one night

Thinking of the Masterplan

I see all the plots

Gotti

Creatine with the water whippin

Zazai stay in that bitch mouth like a dentist

Out of state I'm doing different shows

Bitch I ain't really wanna fuck put it in your mouth

Skinny jeans on with a big bank roll

My loyal jugg love to meet me at that one spot

I smoked a quarter last night by myself

Got a pot addiction, damn I need some help

You look like an easy lick now

Had to stay down with the plug just to get it up

Never wore a condom no condom

Government issued Glock bitch I found it

Bullets inside of a cop and I let him drowned bitch

High speeding high speed chase

The fall

Can't tell a lie

It's/that's worth a lot

100k in my lap

You ain't got no minutes on your phone you in love with me

Paper work say I'm a paid killer

I tell her get off me when she try to cuddle me

No label

That bitch wet

Mans

MaN down

I know the cops won't get me here

I shave my head every day like I'm Britney Spears

[Verse 1: Ricky Hill]

I know my haters hope I lose my tone

But I'm Ricky Hoe, I know I fucking won't

She don't hear me, that's Satan tryna body me

Spin his block with choppas, make these nigga fear

Pull up on opp, we gon' empty clips

But she a sad bitch, she just slit her wrist

I don't want to feel

Zooey deschanel

Checking media takeout

Murder suicide

30 minutes' later Kobe told me put the mask on'

Fuck it we gone pop.out

Trap out the west side Atlanta

This shit came straight out the croc pot

hit that boy with a hollow now he in gelato

What happened Walk in this bitch and I'm spazzin

Vvs on my pinkies

Spin in his block two times with a chopsticks get this shit poppin

I put the bricks on the plastic

Say he gang but hr ain't really gang he is not official

Ran off on a plug it was to easy

Big body Royce pullin up can't even fit through

Let then hittas do it for me because back then they did it with me

5weejing

Fah!

Fap!

My Glock got a switch

I'm getting bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger

Gurl that butt getting bigger

I be with them niggas sending shots they gone solve em.

When you see that boy you better shoot in his face

20 minutes later Kobe told me put the mask on

They say I'm geeked the fuck up

Can she fuck right now

L weil Uzi but I'm nice now

Jugg like 200 bands out the laptop

I need deep

Yeah it ain't matter Xay hit it first

Balenciaga marjeally

Came out the beast out the belly

Bullets in the mat

Running like lil G

When my pocket ain't no cap

An I'll find em on the Map

Pop me a PERC and promethazine

Likeing my drip cuz my drip is too clean

I got my clout in under three weeks

You know that I luh' to flex

I'm finna hop on a jet

You is a bitch pull up with the K and then I ran off with the strap

Lil macey came back call up my grandma I'm still in the trap

Call up my bitch I said throw it back

Louie v on my backpack you want my drip lil bitch you can't have that

Better watch out or you finna get beat

Impregnate Brittanys

Balenci' untied shoes

Spent a whole check on some

Christians

I need every bad bitch at the equinox

I don't care about making friends, I just care about faith

Yeah, bitch, I'm on the edge and this shit feel great

Rock Chane'-ne' and some Gucci on my socks (Skrrt, in the cut)

I wore designer I won't wear again

Plus kojomi just shut down the app store

If Nike ain't had frizzy they would have nothing

Take a picture with me on rodeo

I like my bitches extra thick

I need deep

The mandem celebrate Eid, the trap still runnin' on Christmas day

Left it on red

I really hate niggas I'm a Nazi

Two cups (Cup), toast up with the gang (Gang, gang)

From food stamps to a whole 'nother domain, ya

I can see your essence still just doesn't feel the way it's supposed to I feel so bad

Won't catch me around a broke bitch unless you pay me

bitch came with 25hundred told her maybe

5k in a day you can't trap with me

We

Catch a case I'm beating the case

I keep that mask

.snookke. Runts

indica

Stuck inside my mind

Vagabond

Capital P ( Pimp)

No sir ski !!!!

Hit the has

This and that

Came up from the mud

We go to stores for them looseys and them doue cups

Thoes was long nights

I'm steady on my grind I need cheese on my grits

I got goons that will take your life I'm just saying

My name already a legacy

What you know about having no heart ?

This that motherfucking amthum right here boy

I really do this shit for jits boy

You know why they don't make it out

90's raised me . Enough about that

Yeah I know the strains I just trimmed that

I'm a 90's baby so I keep the strap

If I hit it from the back she fine hit the sidewalk

Oh you do that too ? Never seen that

Drip

If

I

I

If

Too many heads in LA

I got a Glock in my rari

Sorry about that

Fuckin on his bitch out a iphone6

Honest

I stretch the work it not no Levi jeans

DayDay made that nigga Diddy Bop

Bring us some figgy pudding

Put it out here

Walk around

Wock

Now we catch him at the chicken spot, up a couple chops

Flex the L's

On the gram '

Histagram

but the other day

I had a dream I wasn't K,

I probably would be deceased if it wasn't for my grandparents

I'm too legit for life, I should get a grip and die

You speakin' down on Odd Future, it's a fuckin' pronoun

Twenty-one in the league ho I'm a fuckin' pro now

clothes fit, from out the closet

In the rectum of the hood

Diamonds hit like piss

2003 shit

51 -50

730'

While listenin' to R. Kelly's greatest hits

That's my bestfriend

Yeah I'm glad for you

Ran off on the plug

Skirt off

In the gym

Ice on my wrist

Rolling up big that's Pikachu

If I see you I don't speak that means I don't fuck with you

Got a bag and fixed my teeth hoe you know this shit ain't cheap

Plug hit the stick in my Tesla

Okay here we this that new yishigo

I don't know how they feel about me right now

Hold up b**** hold my phone

Pick it up dropped it off back where I found her

Late nights in the studio you can't be wasting all my time

Shorty want to come my way

Won't you come my way

Hey, I live in a house with a pool in the back

Right around town with the strap in my lap

Jeffrey Jeffrey Dahmer

Cartier frames on me look like Jeffrey Dahmer

Punch line after punch line

Lol

You know I eat rappers at lunch time

Fuck a record deal I do it no cosign

You ain't got no minutes on your phone then you in love with me

The paperwork say that I'm a paid killa

I'm a real grave digger

She a real gold digger

I f****** new b**** cuz her ass bigger

A 20 years later I'm the same nigga

I'm sliding over cars while I shoot. I think that I'm some cruise bitch

Blue cheese got a hundred racks up

Fiji water splash need to get some work off

A lot of niggas* die do to these streets

Don't call me daddy cuz I'm not chyour papi

Ice on my wist hit wit the light at the Roxy

By my

I don't wake up in the morning for no breakfast

Niggas know I'm a shooter

My nigga gone shoot from the tray

herd you is broke that's not my problem

I ain't got time to play with that side-poppin

Fuck around give you my last name

Mans don't celebrate either trap still running on Christmas Day

I think that I'm tom cruise

Killin niggas even doe black lives matter?

You ain't got mineuts in your phone then you inlove with me

No condom

For the money im a savage

I got a play on my phone

watch me get this money nigga

tired of being hungry nigga

I'm out here popping ollie's switch

this the start of it

bitch I'm high as fuck I can't even roll my weed

there

I'm in the hills

I keep a FN57 and a G Tuck

told my bad bitch let the camera man hit for me

I go 200 and I crash out

love to beat that till it creame up

you see us scorin'

V.I.P in the plural, while yo section borin'

Bitch I got the Tommy no Hilfiger

Pull the checks, receipt stashed, straight to the palm, drippin'

space ghost coast to coast

ride around with a kill tec

he got shot he ain't get back

I got a whole lot of money coming in

ran off on the plug

Justin Bieber

I need a bitch with a real butt

jugg

I gotta know who you fucked in ths room

codine and a lot of cups

niggas think o can o broke

I can not go broke nigga

Xanny, help the pain, yeah

Please, Xanny, make it go away

know I'm misunderstanding

cuz skin complexion

free my nigga out of that jail

every other night another dollar getting made it

goddamn it

hot sauce

balling

Fast car, NASCAR

bag on fire

you gone fuck around and drowned of this wave

every other night another movie getting made

I spend in the club what you have in the bank

hate

my AP going psycho

had so many bottles gave ugly girl a sip

I'm in the Lambo I'm on my way

my money thick I'll never fold

can't really trust nobody with all this Jewelry on me

take you to the smoke shop we gone get high

got the racks and they all C-Notes

in the rental

all vvses put you in a necklace

diamond district in the chain

certified you know I gang

in the morning or the late

you got that yummy yummy

said she wanna fuck the homie we gone team up

my chain straight from the ocean

niggas think it's sweet

got free wifi they ain't got 3g

I really hate niggas I'm a Nazi

breaking the seal

Jesus piece

the audience

can we get married at the mall?

My shooters gon' shoot, can't miss

pouring up lean

backroom

money falling out the ass I got a lot of cash

I don't

just got up out it they like there he go

really spinny

really drippy

Moscow face

hand deep up in her purse

diamonds hitting

hide it in my sock

I'm her dad

xanny make it go away

I want drugs

college

I'm getting sketched out

shoot out

backroom

do the dash

2am in the A

wanna come to my room

Clancy ( ofwgkta manager )

iraq

hunting em down

backroom

foreign

Afghanistan

hell no nawh

every night

switch lanes

no face no case

club going up on a Tuesday

throw that to the side yeah

press my line

I'm different

wanna go it how I do it

i don't sell Molly no more

stupid lil bitch

lil bitch

put this Greek dick i

water

I didn't do it but fo

smoke

smoke crack

I cannot go broke

Octobers very own

Calabasas

locked in

late night in the studio you can't be wasting all my time

100k for a feat

niggas think it's sweet it's on sight

my new bitch ass fat like that ass on Kim k

I used

I used to

pink and yellow diamonds

my diamonds

diamonds hitting

beat the beat up

think it's sweet it's on sight

crying in a bag