#lil bork bork

[evilkitten3]

au where there's like a paperwork error and sasuke ends up on team eight. but no one else's placement changes. so kakashi has to deal with just naruto and sakura, who isn't filtering herself at all. or better yet, sasuke gets swapped with kiba, so kakashi has to deal with three loudmouth hotheads, one of whom can just track him down whenever he's late.

meanwhile kurenai's first lesson is homicide 101 and sasuke thinks he just hit the team jackpot

[spader7]

i've been playing a surprise amount of darktide during my time off and so this happened. just some personal work. it's the psyker life for me!

[dizzybevvie]

If I die within the next week know it wasnt an accident

[voxmilia]

someone give me a number between 1 and 3, no you don't get to know why

[cosmic-nopedog]

sadly i couldnt do the trevor yescat bit this year :[ i got busy today ueueueueue

[gentlethorns]

speaking as a girl who has been both bc of meds, heavyweight girls get to take pride in being heavyweights but lightweight girls have more fun for cheaper 🫶

[borkwolf]

mmm I'm debating on opening dragon art commissions since summer is approaching 👀👀

[exculis]

hooray, they all screw on to the cords like theyre supposed to! i wont have to return this set :)

makes me happy bc i love these chunkier sizes, i need to make a tunisian project that calls for a 9 or 10 mm one of these days UGH.

right now im using a 5.5 for my number 1 wip lol

and my regular crochet wip is a 3.75 😩 i hate working with such small sizes for crochet... but i dont like the texture of larger size standard crochet. tunisian is lovely at any gauge. but i do not like a chunky standard crochet.

[hyenabrainedpup]

awe ur such a good puppy doing what its told :333 (also youve got me to start barking n growling sometimes so good job there)

Yippieee waggy tail i love bein told what to do :3 love feeling like a good pup n love that u bark with me heheee

[zhongrin]

CRYING SCREAMING ROLLING ON THE FLOOR SQUEALING

first off your style is as beautiful as usual jun tysm for using the style i absolutely adored 🙏🏻 also tysm for putting up with all my detailed requests (EVEN THE EARRINGS SHKDJSJDKSJD) and you even added the flowers on the hair 😭💐

AND CAN I JUST SAY YOU'RE A GOD FOR FINISHING THIS SO QUICKLY??? and the daily updates... i really really really appreciate it a lot!!

and in case it's somehow not apparent yet let me just reiterate and say

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE HOW THIS TURNED OUT

you're so talented and i am in awe. thank you for this and i hope you're having a good weekend!!! ���

Commissioned work for @zhongrin

Thank you very much for commissioning! I hope you had a wonderful Birthday 🎂 💚💛🧡

[sterina-sims]

Aerendyn

*blows dust off draft post* I wasn't sure if I'd ever post this, after I borked my game... But here we are! A while ago, I started a new medieval charter challenge because that's what I do. Here's some pictures of the small settlement.

I got inspired by @lochlander with regards to architecture. It made it so much easier to build nicely and coherently. I think my lil' neighborhood looks quite good.

[bembwashere]

ARTFIGHT 2024 GALLERY 🌟🌌

Hey everybody! Been a while, and that's because Artfight season was upon us! but now that things are settled down and wrapping up, It's time to post all the pieces I did this year!

I'll attempt to tag every artist involved (And if they don't have a Tumblr account, I will link their AF!)

Attacks under the cut! vVv

"Ready for battle"

Original character owned by @s0ckh3adstudios! Love me some DnD characters!

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"Radical!"

Original character owned by @cyberscraps! Best Auntcle ever <3

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"Spirit Phone"

Humanised Emilia design owned by @genericdragon! I just wanna give you the little fact that the phone was based off the emergency red phone in GLaDOS' chamber <3

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"Pata, Pata Pon!"

AU character owned by @snarlesofthesewers! Grown real attached to this lil' guy <3

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"Fighting with the Melody"

Original characters owned by @tsunamiholmes! I've had this idea for ages and I finally got to get an excuse to do it!

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"Don't Stop Me Now!"

Humanised Atlas & P-body owned by @sp00kysh4rk0! co-op bots my beloved.

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"BFFS 4 EVER!"

Original character (Little 8 Bit) owned by @cherrppi and Bemb owned by... well... me :)

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"Boom, Gotcha!"

Original character owned by @krowberries! It was really fun drawing this kibby :3

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"Come closer"

Original character owned by @c1nn4-bunny! Had to draw one of your characters after attacking me like 5 TIMES???

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"PRAY"

Original character owned by @vinnixe! Having eye-themed chaos creatures 🤝

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"My Property"

AU character owned by @dustedrosedraws! I've been meaning to draw them for a while, so it was really fun!

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"What's with this clingy, lost child?"

Original character owned by @horizonsroyalprince (Ameya) and AU version of Moon Jumper owned by me! I can just image him shaking his leg, of course, this does not work.

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"Bark Bork!"

Original character by @therealmanorman! First (semi) animated attack! 'twas fun too!

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"Death's little helpers"

Original characters by @wander-bunnies! I love afterlife related characters so much I had to draw them!

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"THE WHEATFIELD"

A MASS ATTACK ON A BUNCH OF WHEATLEYS! (cracks knuckles)

In order, OG Wheatley, @soundsofastar, Mine :), @fihas, @molkshaek, @mintbreeze, @ifthenunless, innocentbeanie, @genericdragon, Hyperiøn, TheCreatorLynne, Hoopity

SO MANY PEOPLE AUHHFD I die...

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And that's the end of the gallery! Thank you to everyone who drew me stuff, It all means so much to me!

Good luck to both teams, and we'll see who comes out victorious! Hope you guys like the art <3

[tw1l1te]

I love him. So much. He’s my lil gooby-wooby. Bork Bork. >:3c

[cescalr]

wait hello?? please elaborate on the green haired lalna, i never watched soi

oh sure!

In... hmmmmm one episode, The Hand? maybe? where Honeydew and Xephos head into an ancient technological ruin (implied to be a giant death robot of some ilk), they find a whole bunch of "evil" honeydew clones that have degraded to mindless violence (implied they're non-sapient, lacking the mental capacity to go beyond base instinct because of how long they've been down there multiplying ad nauseam, each clone generation worsening with nobody to maintain the mechanisms), and tonnes of broken vats. However, one single cloning vat is still working - and there's a guy inside! That guy is fully buttoned up labcoat LividCoffee, with, for some reason, green hair. It's neat :D and fascinating. Lore wise. Extremely fascinating.

I went looking for proof - it's not The Hand (that's the "finale" lol); it's Doppelgängers - for some reason those episodes merged together in my head.

I also appear to be remembering him being alive completely wrong - for a uh, given value of 'alive'. given he's a zombie! and there's two of him. Whoops? I can't actually see good TM (hi, blind here) but people kept saying their hair was green back in the day and i absorbed that information. if it's wrong, I refuse to agree with reality! green haired lalna my beloved.

Also, again, my brain clearly likes to lie flagrantly to me, because while the honeydew clones are made by broken old machinery, that's because honeydew and xephos were fucking around again <3 idiots. I wonder what happens when you stand in the goddamn cloning vat and flick the lever.... buddies..... c'mon.

Anyway - there's two zombie (green haired! I'm not delusional!) Lalna's, which is even more fascinating than my shoddy memory allowed the situation to be, because that implies YogLabs devolved to making clones of clones at some point - along with giant death robots, but they were already doing that - after the Honeydew clone had to replace his original body because Testificate Betrayal Incident, even though Xephos knows with certainty that that's been worsening the quality of the cloning process due to.... well, all the failed Honeydew clones. and the Honeydew graveyard. That he makes Honeydew clones dig up. No he's not gone mental with grief what are you talking about.

Ahem. Judging by the state of SOI!Honeydew's clones, i think it's a mix of SOI!Honeydew being a pretty late-on clone-of-a-clone himself (remember, in Yogs canon all respawns are because of YogLabs, so in SOI for them to respawn - since they can respawn, I should say - they have to be clones.... though the time loop makes me question the metaphysics of it all; do they need vats in the present if the future is the past? Existential. Too existential for me. I like to think they do have vats in the present, in the bowels of what remains of YogLabs, deep in the heart of the desert (imo, it's the source of the desert, given that one YogLabs episode where, surprise surprise, Xephos had his team invent a thing that did the sand-ening process you see in SOI; in SOI, sand is like this organism that eats everything it touches, turning it into more sand, which works with YL lore because, hey, that's what the thing they made did! Tangent. Sorry).) and the machines being super borked. Amnesiac 1st gen clone Xephos* (original Xephos is currently running around as Israphel, imo - protag Xephos is a clone of an earlier, more stable version of the man who did a lil' rebellion <3 because orig!Xeph went. Um. Megalomaniacal) obviously wouldn't know any better than to flick the lever, lol. Just noting all that as I think it corroborates the ideas about YogLabs and cloning the canon gave me. (though i clearly need to rewatch the canon, given all my minor inaccuracies add up pretty heavily towards bad meta, and I hate making bad meta :( I love meta! I have an creative writing degree!!! I don't wanna make bad meta!!!!!!!)

Anyway: Green Haired Lalna! The reason it's so fascinating to see our zombie boy duo is that this is his first and only appearance(s) in SOI; we never meet an alive Lalnable Hector or Lalna LividCoffee. This implies a lot; there's no Lal alive because all his anchor clones are dead, perhaps. Or his clones are the characters Duncan Jones portrayed, made unrecognisable by time, the time-loop amnesia, and mechanical mishaps with the cloning process so they look a lil' different - it could explain why everyone in SOI is.... Like That. (Everyone in SOI acts like a faulty clone(-of-a-clone-of-a-clone-etc); a little not all there, in some respects, and extreme caricatures of themselves besides). There's a bunch of options! All of them pretty valid, 'cause of how fast and loose YogsMC plays with its own continuity, as an improv semi-scripted series with.... plenty of unfinished storylines. More for me to mess with! As a writer i appreciate the sandbox. As an audience member I shake my fist at the sky in great torment! /joke. Am a bit miffed still, though. Over a decade later (jeez. youch. augh. I was 11, holy shit....).

I think I'll have to change what I said in the tags of the Lalnable post, though, because i was working off of bad memory for that opinion.

I still think FB!Lalnable Hector is a direct clone of anchor lalna, but i'm no longer certain either of the lalnas we see in SOI are original lalna - rather, also direct clones of anchor lalna used to created manpower for the operation of the giant death robot; why hire a 12 man crew when you can clone one from the same man at 2x speed? And as we can see in YL 2nd gen (clone-of-clone) clones aren't unstable enough for this to be a bad idea; Honeydew post-replacement may have less.... wherewithal... but he's not entirely incapacitated by clone degeneration - current YL!Honeydew may be a poor imitation friend for Xephos, but he could still pilot a death robot! So I think I'm going with: whatever war YogLabs was fighting in to warrant the death robots (we know Xephos is spending a lot of YL prepping for war with various foreign nations, so this isn't an unlikely event - in some ways he appears to be actively seeking that outcome, because he's speedrunning self-fulfilling time-loop shenanigans i guess.) got desperate enough they used cloning to bulk up manpower numbers, and in typical YL fashion they borked it by cutting corners on the mechanisms of this fact, by using sub-par machinery and clones-of-clones-of-clones, who can definitely pilot death robots but may not have the sheer brilliance of their original (lalnable hector, in this instance, being a certifiable genius, and his clones are smart, but less-and-less so due to the way YL cloning works) so they fuck up more often and thus the systems in place start failing, and lo and behold you have two zombie Lalnas in cloning vats, how did they zombify?????? How??????? What was in the genetic material sludge they were floating in for [time loop confusing the timeline; no actual idea how long it takes for All That to go down] to do that.

Anyway; now i have thoughts!!! So many of them. Thank you for the ask or I'd have gone on with my goldfish sieve memory assumptions about SOI/YL/Lalna and been worse off for it. Also, I just like canon accuracy. Being able to fuck with canon and take it to its logical extremes is what i find fun, personally. Canon complicit, i heard it called - I like that one. Not compliant. That implies bowing under pressure. No no. I'm in on the evil scheme entirely willingly. Enthusiastically, even!

Anyway: Yeah. Green Haired Lalnable Hectors / LividCoffee(s) my beloveds. I do wish one of them had been alive, because I love SOI's silly little grandfather paradox (Xephos = Israphel, and all it's horrible no good brain melting implications) interpretation, and if one of them had been alive then you could infer a second grandfather paradox - lalnable hector's clone is his original existance; wait, what? - because fucking with whatever 'original' timeline absolutely screwed and destabilized this one. And it didn't even work! Xephos, you never cease to amaze me in the many ways you can fail spectacularly at things. Pathetic main character that never wins long-term <3 Doomed by the very narrative he created! Glorious.

... this was a Lalna ask. Lol. Sorry! I never get to talk about yogsmc. I have so many thoughts.

Anyway: that's basically it, I think? Lalnas in vats; do with this what you will! Fascinating stuff, truly.

(That was not particularly well constructed, lol, but i hope it was interesting anyway!)

[cookinguptales]

Also, when I say things like "if you don't follow my guidelines, I'm not even going to answer you this time," I don't mean like. oh, this person accidentally borked the formatting a little or forgot a detail! jail for mother for 1000 years!

I mean more like this person who once sent me a request almost four weeks after I'd closed requests and managed to ignore not just every guideline I laid out but I think the whole spirit of these tarot nights.

(name removed bc I really do not harbor any ill-will towards this person! but I also... am not going to do any of that. lmao)

Like... please at least read the posts I make about why I do this! I'm not psychic, I can't answer specific questions, I do a basic three-card draw, and everything I do here is for fun, not to help you find a specific person or thing.

I say this every time, but I like tarot cards because they speak to innate human archetypes. As such, I think we can probably see a little bit of ourselves in any spread. I don't think I can use tarot cards to tell your future, but I do think that you should pay attention to the response you have to whatever I say.

There's that old saying, right? If you want to make a decision, flip a coin -- then see which outcome you hope for. If you're disappointed to see heads, then you know you were secretly hoping for tails. And there's your decision.

I see tarot similarly. When I start bringing up these topics that affect us all, like love, money, health, etc. you're bound to have some kind of response to it. And I think that response will tell you more than I ever could.

If I say "seems like you have an unhealthy relationship with money lately," you may think "oh man, I have been spending too much" or you may think "oh man, I have been kind of stingy lately" and if that's the first thought that comes to your mind, maybe you should examine it. Maybe it's something that's been weighing on you without you realizing it.

I think tarot readings are a great way to organize your own thoughts to understand what you might be subconsciously thinking or feeling. I do not think I can use these cards to tell you who you're gonna marry one day!

Finally... I'm doing this for free and for fun and because I like spending time with everyone. But you guys gotta understand what kind of thing is okay to ask for for free. Asking me to write a fun lil reading for you after I've offered to do so? Sure, okay! Asking me to write a full-on psychic research paper to your exact specifications? That's basically a writing commission!

So uh. Let's all just look at the pretty cards and have some fun this weekend, okay? And please, please actually read the guidelines!

[gentlethorns]

i'm going fucking crazy. why do i get a little 🤏🏼 just a little bit stressed and suddenly be like "i'm going 100 on the highway at 10:30 am. also i'm booking five tattoos for the next two weeks. also i am enraged suddenly." and then even after the feeling of stress ebbs away i still feel like shit and have all those negative impulsive behaviors that serve the purpose of venting steam (steam that is no longer there)!!!!! why why why