#lil baby russia

[almon-yippee]

Sigh..when the oc x canon family life hits and all that you can think about in your head is the cute wholesome family scenarios. Teehee so I drew what Ivan and Seren's children would look like.

Theres the first baby, Periwinkle..her eyes slightly lighter than her father. She has Ivan's messy hair gene. She has her mom's hair color but just slightly lighter.

The other baby is Sputnik. He's almost a spitting image of Ivan except for his freckles he got from his mother and the green eyes. Oh! And also more or so a mixture of Ivans and Serens hair but the color is Ivans hair color.

Both are twin brother and sister since I like to think in the Kirkland family the twin gene is strong, Periwinkle is probably a few minutes older than Sputnik though.

I like to think Ivan and Seren would name their children off of things that they like. Ivan and Seren both like flowers but Seren saw the eyes of her daughter and it reminded her of a beautiful field of Periwinkle..so that how she got her name and Ivan wasn't going to complain because he likes flowers.

And the boy was named Sputnik for Ivans love of space and stars.

They also down the line will have a third child but I haven't drawn them or come up with what they would look like yet 😭

The babies teehee

Bro they just potatoes 🥔

[if-you-like-pina-colada-s]

Guess who???

ITS HIM, AND HE WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND say hi to Mr. Russia :D (that's an order, from him)

[chaosandmarigolds]

Bc I’ve gotten so many requests!

MafiaLeadersdaughter (MLD Ig??) ! Reader x Simon Riley :p

Lil dribble Drabble series

“Aside from the obvious,” Simon motioned to the papers over the table, the photos taken of the obscure weapons dealers and organized crime leaders information and every little fact anything could be dug up on the few people they wanted to find. “What exactly am I needed to get ou’ of this?”

To that Price gives the lieutenant a small shrug, “Collateral. Get the information you can while undercover and when your cover is blown, bring the girl back.”

He looks down at the few pictures he had of the certain sects leader, a beaming smile across the face and an arm looped through a friend’s. Unassuming, pretty, sweet looking. Easy target- all the same, smart, probably wouldn’t let any information out.

Undercover had never been his thing anyway.

-

“Good morning, Jenny,” you happily chrip as you walk into the flower shop, looking through the new arrangements and you look over to the counter- expecting to see the same smile who had seen for the past four months. Instead you see an older person, maybe finish years older, a man- a medical grade face mask over his face but you still give him a kind smile. You set down your vase you were looking over and then walk over to the counter, “I’m sorry, I was expecting Jenny. But good morning to you too!”

With a quick introduction between you both you hum to the name and then leans forward, “Oh my gosh, I love that name. I have that name on my baby name list. ‘Simon’ ugh…so cute. Anyway-“ you tap the counter and then motion to the flower arrangements, “I’m picking these up for my dad, we have some guys from Italy coming and he wants to be all ‘ou look we’re so fancy.’”

“Right. Right,” With a short nod you watch as the man mutters to himself and then grabs the flowers. Only to falter to the sight of who you assumed to be Ivon.

You glance over your shoulder and then laugh, “oh! Let me introduce you- Simon this is Ivon, Ivon’s from Russia or something, owed my father money so he’s my bodyguard until his debt his paid. Ivon say hi!”

“Hallo.”

With a nod you look back to Simon, “Are you new to the area?”

With a glance between you and Ivon Simon sets the case down, “Moved about two weeks back.”

“Oh my gosh! Please, please please! Tell me you have friends or family here.”

“No ma’am.”

“Oh ew, don’t call me ma’am, that’s my mother- god rest her soul- but! You need an official tour of Manhattan, when do you get off?”

“Five.”

“Dinner? And Ivon can take you anywhere you wanna go! Not like uh…” you look him over, “you need a guard but Ivon’s the best, and I love to get to know everyone new to the community.”

-

“‘Ello.” Johnny had picked up the phone.

“Is capn there?”

“In a breifin wit Lasswell, made contact?”

Simon runs a hand down his face as he looks out the window of the shop, watching as Ivon ever so softly helped you into the car with the flowers. “Uh….yeah yeah.”

“Need backup?”

“Nah! Nah, I….she’s takin me to dinner.”

A silence.

“She’s fuckin doin what-?

“She’s as goody as she can get! I dunnae if it an act or somethin but—anyway, the meet between the Cortitalis? It’s happening.”

“Oi- how’d ya get that out of her-“

“Johnny she told me during our small talk.”

“…so she’s stupid.”

“No. She’s not and that’s the thing-“ the bell rung as another costumer is walked in and Simon takes a breath, “Gotta go.”

—

Annn…yeah, that’s all I got. I have a plot in mind but bear with me, if you have any feedback or comments please! I would love to hear them. <3

[shymeow]

𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐨𝐤𝐚𝐲, 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐞 . . .

𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠: Simon 'Ghost' Riley x fem ! lil ! reader

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 (?): Mentions of military missions and soldiers but not really specific, female pronouns used, nicknames used (dada, daddy, sweetie, baby), baby talk, babying (?). I think it's just pure sweetness, if I missed anything warn me !

𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: Simon helped you, his beloved sweetheart, to regress safely after a hard mission in Russia that you faced alone.

Obs. English is not my first language, so I apologize for the grammatical errors!

After the hard mission you faced alone in Russia, you were finally back to the base reporting your mission to Captain Price, him listening to every single detail that you said, listening to how you defeated every soldier that tried to attack you and that you had found the object and the victim inside of a cave in the middle of a mountain away from everyone and everything. After your reporting, Price said that you could now go to your room and rest, and you immediately felt so... Tiny. You ran to Simon's room messily, almost spanking the door when it finally made it's way close to your hands. Simon angrily opened the door, thinking it was one of the new recruits or even Soap trying to annoy him, but it was you, his precious little princess that he loves so much.

"Sweetie... You're trembling. C'mere baby, daddy's got you." Simon lifted you in his arms, wrapping your legs around his waist so you could snuggle against him. He closed the door, walking to his closet and getting your favorite pacifier and onesie (or another clothe you're comfy with!) so you could change clothes and get comfortable in the bed as soon as possible. "Let's change your clothes, okay sweetie? Then you can hug Daddy in bed as much as you want."

You didn't dare to say a word. You couldn't. Even if you wanted, the words just didn't made sense in your little head... So you just let Simon change you into your onesie, getting rid of the military clothes that felt so uncomfortable in your tiny soft body. "All nice and fresh now sweetie, now we can have your bottle, would you like that?" You happily clapped your tiny hands, giving him a soft smile that melted his heart.

Simon wrapped your legs in his waist again, walking to the microwave in the corner of the room that he bought just for you, since you stay more in his room than in your own (Price almost doesn't know that you have your own room), he got the milk in the fri go bar, putting it inside the bottle with a spoon of chocolate, mixing it and putting in the microwave. 30 seconds after, your bottle was ready, nice and warm just for you, as Simon leaded both of you to the bed, he had already put the bottle in your mouth, letting you suck the nipple softly while he rocked you in his arms softly.

"You're okay sweetie, dada's here. Shh, shh..." He continued rocking you softly, until your bottle was finished and you were very sleepy, rubbing your eyes softly. "Oh no baby, don't rub your little eyes. It can hurt remember? We don't want your little eyes hurt, do we?" You shaked your head. "That's it, we don't want these soft eyes hurt." Simon kissed your forehead, laying down in the bed with you, caressing your soft hair so you could sleep better. "It's okay, sweetie..."

[ticklygiggles]

Day 1 - Ginny's Birthday Extravaganza

A/N: We have Victuuri for the first drabble/lil fic from Ginny's week! I hope you enjoy this baby! I love you very much!

Summary: Yuuri feels insecure during the off-season because certain boyfriend of his is acting weird!

Yuuri hated himself. Oh, he despised himself. Loathed himself. He knew very well how fast he gained weight during off season and he was never really bothered by it, yes it was a hassle to get back in shape, but with Minako-sensei’s help and his own determination, he could easily do it.

He never really didn’t mind gaining weight… until he started dating Victor. 

Victor, not only his new coach, but also his lover, knew about Yuuri’s little trait during the off-season. He has seen it after coming to Japan from Russia for the first time; he had helped Yuuri lose weight himself, so Yuuri never thought that Victor would actually feel troubled towards him for getting softer, until he started to notice the changes. 

They were hard to see, honestly, but Yuuri was an anxious person, self-conscious, and an overthinker, so any change, especially related to Victor, could be easily noticed by him in a second. First, he started to notice how Victor looked at him less, barely meeting eyes when they spoke to each other, let alone having his eyes checking him out like he usually caught him doing. Then, he noticed how Victor started to touch him less: the hands on his waist, thighs and hips were all gone, if he was lucky he would get a gentle squeeze to his shoulder, but even during bedtime, Victor wouldn’t hold him tight against him like every other night.

This situation was eating Yuuri alive. He was restless. Kept awake at night and felt extremely shy around Victor, almost scared of being in his sight. He did notice Victor talked to him as always, bright and vibrant, but Yuuri just couldn’t brush off those anxious thoughts filling his mind due to Victor’s behavior towards him. 

He could lose weight if that was what Victor wanted, but could he, at least, treat him like he normally would? Could he be gentle and sweet and loving towards him? Did he find Yuuri that gross? He wanted to know, he died to know so he was just mildly surprised when certain words suddenly burst out one day:

“Victor, do you hate me?” Yuuri asked one afternoon, standing right in front of Victor as the russian sat on the couch, watching a movie. 

Victor’s eyes widened widely and he was quick to hold Yuuri’s hands between his and something jumped warmly inside Yuuri’s chest. 

“Why do you ask me so, Yuuri?!” Victor said, almost breathless. “How could I possibly hate you?! What do you mean?”

Something akin to relief spread across Yuuri’s chest, but if Victor didn’t actually hate him, then why was he acting so strangely now? 

“Because… I gained weight,” Yuuri said in a shy whisper, avoiding looking at Victor’s eyes as he felt his cheeks getting warm. “You… are distant. Perhaps you hate me because I look like this now?”

Victor blinked, staring at Yuuri with a tumult of emotions before he started to laugh. Yuuri raised his face to look at him with wide eyes, the blush on his cheeks deepening. Was Victor laughing at him? Was he really-

“Oh, my Yuuri,” Victor said, cleaning a single tear from the bottom of his eye with the back of his hand. “How could I hate you for that? On the contrary,” he said, his cheeks also turning pink. “I would say... you’ve bewitched me even more so with this new version of yourself.”

“W-What do you mean?”

Victor gently placed Yuuri’s hands over his cheeks and Yuuri flinched slightly when Victor looked up at him with tenderness in his eyes. 

“Yuuri, you really do not know what you do to me, do you?” Victor asked dreamily, looking at Yuuri. “You look exceptionally adorable, cute, irresistible, with your off-season body,” he said, letting go of Yuuri’s hands. 

“Haah!” Yuuri gasped when Victor’s cold hands sneaked under his shirt and gently grabbed his plump waist. 

“I can’t take my eyes off you for a second, Yuuri, but when I notice you looking my way, I quickly turn around,” Victor explained, giving Yuuri’s waist a tender squeeze that had him gasping and squirming slightly. “My fingers itch to touch you, my beautiful Yuuri, but I was scared you’d feel uncomfortable somehow… perhaps I shouldn’t make assumptions and simply ask you, hmm?”

“You are right,” Yuuri said, feeling true relief rushing through him. “I thought… you were grossed out by me.”

Victor smiled, letting go of Yuuri’s waist to grab the hem of his shirt to stick his head right under. Yuuri flushed to his neck, gasping Victor’s name.

“Did I make my sweet Yuuri feel insecure?” Victor asked, his lips pressing a tender kiss to Yuuri’s warm tummy, making him shiver. “I’m so sorry. I am the worst, Yuuri. I truly am. You are gorgeous.” Another kiss had Yuuri lurching his hips back, his hands moving to hold Victor’s shoulders. “I didn’t mean to hurt your feelings, I love you so much, there are not enough words to express my love to you.”

Yuuri felt the corners of his lips trembling as he felt Victor’s lips brushing his navel. “A-Ah, Victor! That… t-tihickles!”

Victor chuckled under his shirt. “You are so sensitive, Yuuri. Is your tummy more ticklish like this?”

“W-What? N-No, it’s- ahahaha! N-Not tihihicklihihing!

“I’m not tickling you, Yuuri,” Victor said and Yuuri could hear his big smile. “I’m just kissing you, Yuuri. Mwha, mwha, mmmmmhwa!”

Yuuri doubled over, laughing brightly as Victor placed kisses all over the soft skin of his stomach, blowing a raspberry here and nibbling there. He tried to push Victor out from under his shirt, but his lover had started squeezing his waist and Yuuri’s knees went weak. Victor quickly pushed him down onto the couch. 

“Will my Yuuri forgive me? I’m truly sorry, Yuuri,” Victor said and Yuuri could hear the sincerity of his words, but he could also feel those nimble fingers tickling his tummy and sides and waist, making him laugh loudly. 

“Vihihityahaha!” Yuuri laughed, squirming and trying to catch Victor’s hands. “Plehehease! 

"Yuuri, I am so crazy about this body of yours, but this spot," he said, grabbing Yuuri's hips. "I wanted to touch it the most." 

Yuuri shrieked, throwing his head back with nearly hysterical laughter as his legs kicked and his body arched and jerked around. Victor was pinching his hips, vibrating his fingertips against the warm skin.

"Nohohot thehehere! PLEHEHEASE!" Yuuri cried with laughter, hands latching to Victor's wrists; tears of mirth clinging to his long lashes as he weakly tried to push Victor’s hands away. 

The tickling stopped right away and Yuuri shrieked, tensing right up thinking that Victor would attack somewhere else, but he was surprised to feel warm lips pressing to his smiling mouth, kissing him chastely. Breathlessly and never capable of resisting Victor’s kisses, he tried to kiss him back, shaky hands cupping Victor’s face. 

“I love you, Yuuri,” Victor whispered against his lips. “I love however you look. Please don't ever doubt my love for you, Yuuri. I'm sorry."

Yuuri's eyes were filled with tears and the most adorable pout adorned his lips. 

"Ouch!" Victor said, hissing when the slap Yuuri gave him in the shoulder started to burn. "I- I deserve it, yes."

"You do!" Yuuri sobbed, closing one of his eyes when Victor's thumb cleaned his tears. "I thought you didn't-

"I know. I am sorry, Yuuri… You're so breathtakingly beautiful, I hope you know."

Yuuri pouted more, but he nodded, holding tightly onto Victor. "I love you."

"Me too, my lovely katsudon."

[moriartyisback]

yo i used to be SO into mormor but i never watched sherlock past season 2 i think? i recently revisited The Barre (my favorite mormor fic) and it was SOO GOOD .. now i have the mormor fic bug. u have any recs to rec?

Ohhhhh dear Anon, of course I have <3 The Barre is sublime indeed

Okay, everything from pasiphile is A FREAKING MUST READ I cannot yell this enough. THESE VIOLENT DELIGHTS is the best mormor fic i have ever read and there are a lot more to read from them (you have a looooot of mormor fics HERE to enjoy)

This is also a lil fic I enjoyed a lot

Also my good friend startingwiththeridingcrop has a lot of mormor fics yayyy

AAAAND little self-promotion here in case you haven't read it I also wrote a mormor fic (and also a lil one-shot for a Christmas present), it's a spy!au that it is unfinished BUT good news. I AM FINISHING IT. Yes I have decided to finish this fic because it is my baby and it is unfairly abandoned. I am working on it as we speak. FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE. This is gonna be a surprise for a lot of people xD but I am finishing this fic even if it's the last thing i do i swear

SOO I hope you enjoy your mormor binge, anon, glad to see the mormor fandom is still alive <3

[drunkevillious]

I have these few Evillious Chronicles OCs that i want to share with you Guys, most of them likely don't have much to lore.

1. First is Maid one from post i posted Last day, Her adopted name is Simeona Langley (Simeona is based of name Simonida/ Constantinople princess and Simeon the Serbian King)Real name is Sonya , Nickname Snow is from Allen, because she used to live in cold part of Levianta (based of siberia - Russia- also hcn) and her softness, Really sweet and lovely. She is likely really small person who is Really skeletal, pale and has white-blonde short wolfy looking hair with blue highlights, small ponytail and messy bangs. She is really lonely and shy Maid, who has a lil crush on Allen Avadonia. Her nanny is Chartette Langley. Some of her closest friends are Germaine, Allen, Gumillia, Michaela and Clarith. She is age around 13-15 (not decided). Her biggest enemy is Ney Phutapie.

Her transform magic is cute jellyfish Hybrid. In that form, she Really gives Una [vocaloid] vibes. She has interesting silk skin with small cute bob cut "fur/hair) on her head with small tentlaces coming from it, Fully blue eyes, no nose, and cute blue pattrens around skin, her hat is huge Jellyfish (like i said, gives Una vibes).

Vocaloid/ Utau that is supposted to be represented by is not decided.

2. Anicuta Camela Conchita is banicarlos dracula vampire, who looks more like Carlos Marlon. She is really peaceful person who Is actually vegeterian and completly upset about the fact Banica is gluttony sinner. Her enemies are Pollo and Arte, and Lich scares her the most. She really loves sleeping and reading books. She has face similar to Carlos, hair colour and skin, her eyes are redish, her skin has some black patterns and shapry ears. She appears not to be sinner like her mom and not to have any of powers. She is around 17 and appears in Master of Greavenyard, her lover is Owen - another OCs of mine. She is Beelzenian/ Romanian and represented by KAIKO. Outfit is Banicas dress

3. Oven is Oliversona, Beelzenian/ Italian. He is simple Cook who works with Carlos. He is around 17. Really quiet and peaceful person. He dislikes Pollo and Arte. He has tan skin, freckles and spiky yellow hair, also cloathing same as Carlos.

4. Apolllinariya Dimitrov is Sonya/ Snows Mother who is represented by Hatsune Miku. She is Leviantanian and Elphe thief who is supposted to be half Greek half Russian. She is blind Person with pale skin, white eyes, skeletal, tall and such a pretty lady with long pale blue hair. She dies at Sonyas birth. Her husband is Vladimir Passatov - another OC.

5. Vladimir Passatov is Leviantanian Hero , who has been mistaken with "villain". He appears so be Knight, with large muscles, eye scar, baby blue eyes and blonde hair. He dies few years after Apolllinariya.

6. Nithya Crim is Karchesses adopted daughter. She is Asmodean/ Indian young girl that is really cute and sweet. She likes collecting Crystals and Talking about spirits. She loves exploring and eating spicey foods. There is no concept art or sheet for this OC.

7. Vincent/ Pilot is Elphe/ German (ww 2) villain who appears as TV head guy. He is pure evil, human transformed into a robot guy. He is best friend of Nemesis and Rival of another villain OC - Sonya that is in greed - Warth Arc. He is First OC that is a sinner ( Warth)

8. Sonya is Leviantanian Union/ USSR (hcn) dictator and villain who was Snow in past. She is just opposite of Snow and has military looking Outfit with shapka. She is really paranoid and awful person just like Vincent. she appears in same arcs as Vincent . She is deathly envious of her rivals, also really prideful.

[supermaks]

i'm dying for the part 2 of the essential max verstappen races i've watched all the first 10 (teenage crime era) and now i need the rest!!

✨💘 part 1 💘✨💎🧨🌠part 3🗽🎯

Brazil, 2019 In part 1 I said Max always stunted in the US, but like both Americas have a crush on him. People like to yap about his 'luck' and how 'lucky' he is. Max bends luck to his favor with a crowbar if he has to and this race proves that. also shout out to Hannah she’s BEEN the best CS in F1 fr 🌻

Austria, 2019 yes honey, that Austria, 2019. First Honda powered win for red bull and it came on the back of a cracked out prancing horse. Lestappen had angry sex in front of 200000 orange shirts and we just let them

70th year anniversary GP, 2020 Set the scene: for 2020 mercedes has put thee most competent driver of all time behind the wheel of a Boeing 707. They say it's a car but its an airplane ok. So every race is basically like 2 hour long british orgasm ASMR. This one tho, this should've been the beans and toast equivalent to Beyoncé at the superbowl. This should've been their Homecoming. They got 2 races in the calendar for the 1st time, it's F1's birthday, Lewis is driving a commercial airplane, it's happening during peak covid because their prime minister is insane, period. They had it all. Except, it was kinda warm out. And Max Verstappen noticed. Whole british empire vs one man's inability to not be the moment. Guess who won

Emilia Romagna, 2021 emilianos first victory of his maiden title year , and a race I remember watching and thinking. oh okay. so it’s time. With Max, even as a baby fan of both him and Lewis, I was always kinda like, waiting for the dog fight. And finally, lil bro has the car. Everything else was already in place. If u do watch my dumb list in order, which I recommend u do, u can actually c him get ready for 2021 over the years. His starts, and especially this one, become flawless, he has somehow learned how to manage his tires and dominate races in lesser machinery ((we dont talk about it enough. max has won races every single season he's driven in f1. every rbr car he's ever had, he got it home. that's a shooting star fr. thats a once in a lifetime.)) , he's patient, and still uncompromising, still unflinching. He's ready. We were not tho lmfaooo

Zandvoort, 2021 baby boys first home gp win. a lovely lil watch to feel warm and fuzzy inside and also just like watch him be the best driver on the grid at home

Russia, 2021 p20 to p2. Max in the rain, u already know wtf is going ONNN. A race for the GP girlies. SOOO so dope to watch a driver and an engineer orchestrate a comeback of that level in real time. A true privilege and I mean it wholeheartedly. I think GP and Max are soulmates like professionally. Also literally the funniest thing in the world when they're pulling into their lil positions after the race and my fav old man Lewis does a double take like that better not be who I think it is 😭

USA, 2021 listennn. it's 2021. I can't mention Max without mentioning Lewis. They took each other to realms of racing that F1 didnt even remember existed. When I tell u these bitches were 40 seconds ahead of everybody else. 40 seconds. In 2021. But yuh, the blond one set a purple sector with like 100 lap old tires to defend that win. 2021 was just very kind to the Circuit. Sexy sexy race

Jeddah, 2021 well if he's just some guy why does his pussy pop so severely. 😐 No F1 driver will ever serve cunt the way Max served cunt in Jeddah. Driver of the day for no reason other than pure fucking headassery. They said u can't move the culture by losing and that white man said hold on. That quali lap almost put a child in me. I am so sorry

((lil bonus from Zandvoort, 2022 like shut up imagine doing this to lewis hamiltondfmsnfksdlkjf))

Japan, 2022 2nd title win. And fittingly so, he would've lapped the whole field if the race had been completed in its full distance. 1 second faster than everybody else, still improving at the end. But its his recovery at the start that I wanna highlight here. On a wet track, awful conditions, mf sent it outside of t1 around sharl, not because he had to, not because his championship was on the line, but because he could. He went for it, no hesitation. Nobody else would go for a move like that. First, because they wouldnt be able to do it. Its an overtake that requires a control of the car that is left to the Hamiltons and Verstappens of this world. U put a wheel wrong and you’re done. Second, it just wasnt worth it. Rb was a rocket anyway, he would've gotten the lead back eventually. But that is not who Max is. Max refused to give up the lead for even a second. It has nothing to do with having a dominant car, its about racing. Max will always, always go racing. And I love him for it.

ty for reading 💝 I hope that u can return to these races again and again and find joy in watching our fav public enemy number one do his thing. He’s very good at it

[cosmiclion]

When I came up with the whole Viktor-and-Yurio-are-brothers AU at first I considered that Viktor having such a close relative would negate the “neglecting life and love” part of his character. He has a baby brother he’s supposed to love and care about, while that’s only one type of love surely that means that love isn’t an entirely alien concept to him right?

But then I thought. From the “neglecting life and love for 20 years” line we can infer that Viktor has been part of the figure skating world since before he was 10. Yurio was born when he was 12 so by then he was most likely already fully dedicated to the sport and had very little free time, probably didn’t even live with his family or at the very least spent long periods away (I’m not well versed in figure skating or competitive sports in general but I imagine they’re very demanding) so he must have missed many important moments in Yurio’s early childhood, probably couldn’t even be there for his birth and got to meet him later.

And by the time lil Yurio starts following his steps they’re both too busy with each one’s obligations, even when the parents are out of their lives and Yurio stays at Viktor’s place (when he’s not with his grandpa) the times where both are free at the same time are probably scarce, not to mention that they aren't even in the same categories due to the age gap. Yurio is growing up and reaching that complicated age, there's a lot of bickering but Viktor knows Yurio's attitude is just a teens being teens thing so he just lets him be and treats him according to his age, but he might also lament the fact that the time for childlike play and bonding is long gone.

Meanwhile Yurio has to deal with his own issues. He's becoming a teenager and all the changes, both physical and emotional, that come with it can be overwhelming. Not to mention the fact that, while he still admires Viktor, he might also resent all the external pressure and expectations that inevitably come with being the Russian hero's younger brother. Add to that the family situation that no one wants to talk about and the result is... a lot.

Enter Yuuri. Viktor is smitten and suddenly decides to leave everything behind and follow him across the globe. What I imagine for this AU is that Yurio is staying with Nikolai at that moment and Viktor doesn’t even think of calling him to let him know he’ll be on the other side of the world for a few months and Yurio finds out through social media. I think them being family would make it more significant that he’s so pissed that Viktor chose Yuuri over him and wants to drag his ass back to Russia so bad. The very person he’s admired for as long as he remembers, who inspired him to pursue the same career and whom he secretly strives to impress (no matter how much he won't shut up about how annoying or embarrassing he is), has thrown everything aside for some pathetic loser who got shitfaced and humped him at a party and doesn’t even seem to remember the promise he made to him. And to add insult to injury that same pathetic loser beats him at the Onsen on Ice and he has to go back to Russia and keep training alone.

So I love the idea that over time Yuuri not only manages to earn Yurio's respect but also to help the two brothers bond and get closer, and it's not like I'm not building all this using canon as a base judging from all the official illustrations where Yurio gets dragged along every time the ice husbands are doing something fun and he seems to be enjoying himself 😌

[dumb-alek]

Sometimes I think about polish/Slavic words that are commonly known globally and how ppl don't realise how funny their etymology is for example did you know that vodka (or wódka in polish) is a diminutive of water (woda)?

There is a dispute on the origin of vodka between Poland and Russia and I'm not going to get into that but it's just funny to think some Slavic ppl around a thousand years ago thought : ok we have a regular water in the spring that you can drink and stop being thirsty but there's also that other lil baby water that we make from grain that's gonna get u wasteed baby

[vivwritesfics]

LMAO I find some British people slightly odd. Mainly because whenever I speak they’d be like “OMFG WHERE R U FROM YA ACCENT IS MAD” of my fave “GO BACK TO UR COUNTRY 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️”

like alr there buddy 👍 no thank you 🙅🏻‍♀️

I did go back to my room but L’s ignoring me coz he’s a stuck up chameleon looking prick throwing yet another tantrum and being stubborn again. bUT

for some reason whenever I’m sitting peacefully and reading my book he seems to think it would be lovely to look me dead in the eye. do the fAKEST frickign yawn the world has seen, let out the most oBSCENE MOAN EVER 😤😤😤

and then bat his lil baby girl eyelashes at me INNOCENTLY 😔😔😔

Im abt to hop onto a plane now (conveniently stuck right between him and Oscar) trust me, I have so much freaking confidence in knowing that these two will never make it alive back to Australia. should just drop them to Brazil to have it out 🇧🇷

oh so here’s the plan: imma go from Italy > Straya > Russia (im partially Slavic uwu) > Portugal > Brazil > Uk 🇬🇧

yay me. Stuck with these too til august 😭

-🥑

(took out the name of the hotel love)

DUDE I WANNA GO TO AUSTRALIA SO BAD!!!

I hope those mf's behave themselves when they meet your parents

be good with the drinks lol

maybe don't kiss kangaroos they're kinda terrifying lol

(is the aussie moustache thing a myth or are they really magical?)

[hefights-archive-3]

so i'm thinking, spicy little tlou orphan in one of the safe zones, has a much older brother he doesn't know about- but knows about him- and their parents are dead? maybe, maybe not. his brother might be good or bad, idk yet, he's older by quite a few years as mik wasn't planned obvi they're in an apocalypse. their parents are from russia, immigrated shortly before the apocalypse! i feel like his brother was a baby when it happened, so by older, he's very much older lmao. again mik was not planned at all, and was either given up by them, or they died shortly after when he was still too young to remember them. anyways, spicy, likes 2 play with knives, bc lbh a kid in the apocalypse??? he'd get knocked over if he tried to use a gun at his stature. uhmmmmm, he probably has a lil group of friends he'd die for, they do everything together !!!!! they're of varying ages, but all from the same orphanage.

[t0ut3tsu-snz]

Bunch'a World Facts

So because I'm an idiot and only just now realized that you guys probably think me setting Anthony's birthday as "13/02" was a mistake or that it meant February 13th... it doesn't. Plus, the fact that I said the date of Adolescence's death was "November 1st, 3475". Lemme do a lil' bit of a dive. You can ignore this if you want but it does give a lot of context. The facts are under the cut because this is a long post

1) The year is indeed, 3475. This is because this is faaaar in the future. Things have barely advanced in technology. There's still no flying cars, because the real humans wiped themselves out over the span of 2020 - 3049. There's only this huge piece of land + A small amount of islands left. The rest is underwater and everyone speculates, making a whole spectacle of it. There are a lot of species of humanoids now, but namely what can be called "Neo-Humans" 2) There are very few countries left because the two main gods tried to remake the world with what land was left. (I imagine the conversation went something like; "Hey hon... what the FUCK IS THIS?" "What?" "WHY IS RUSSIA NEAR THE BOTTOM?" "Is... I-Isn't Russia always near the bottom...?" "LIFE, BABY, RUSSIA WAS THE BIGGEST, ALMOST TOPMOST COUNTRY-") I'll have a map made soon. 3) Every species ages weirdly as hell now. Neo-Humans age regularly... until they reach age 20. Every five years after age 20, is an actual physical year older. Take Brian. He's physically 32. In a calendarly sense or whatever the hell... he's 80 years old. So Tyler, the oldest, would be 95 years old, even though physically he's 35. So on and so forth. 4) The calendar is a 13 month calendar, dubbed the SAOL calendar. Saol is the Irish word for "Sun". Each month is 28 days/4 weeks. The months in order are January, February, March, April, May, June, SOL (the new month), July, August, September, October, November, December. It takes a slight bit to get used to seeing, but that's how this goes. 5) Holidays have moved, been changed, or been added. In order, we have; - Aquarius season, January 15th - February 14th. The festival lasts three days at the start of the season, January 15th - 17th - Valentine's Day, February 14th - Pisces season, February 15th - March 14th. Festival dates being February 15th - 17th - Aries season, March 15th - April 14th. Festival dates being March 15th - 17th - Saints Day, formerly Saint Patrick's Day, which is to commemorate any of the gods you'd like, March 17th - Easter, which lasts for two days, April 1st - 2nd - Taurus season, April 15th - May 14th. Festival dates being April 15th - 17th - Mother's Day, May 12th - Gemini season, May 15th - June 14th. Festival dates being May 15th - 17th - The entirety of June is Pride Month - Father's Day, June 12th - Cancer season, which starts on June 15th, is paused for the whole "Sun Month" (Sol), and resumes from July 1st - July 14th. Festival dates being June 15th - 17th - The Sun Festival, which is two weeks to commemorate the Sun Goddess and the Solar Eclipse God, Sol 8th - 21st - Leo season, July 15th - August 14th. Festival dates being July 15th - 17th - Virgo season, August 15th - September 14th. Festival dates being August 15th - 17th - Libra season, September 15th - October 14th. Festival dates being September 15th - 17th - Scorpio season, October 15th - November 14th. Festival dates being October 15th - 17th - Halloween, October 28th - Sagittarius season, November 15th - December 14th. Festival dates being November 15th - 17th - Thanksgiving, November 19th - The Moon Festival, which is two weeks to commemorate the Moon Goddess (Wife of the Sun Goddess) and the Lunar Eclipse God (Twin brother to the Solar Eclipse God), December 8th - 21st - Capricorn season, December 15th - January 14th. Festival dates being December 15th - 17th - Christmas Eve, December 24th - Christmas Day, December 25th - New Year's Passover, December 28th - January 1st To those of you who genuinely read this far, I appreciate you all so, so much

[dawllick]

Stranger Things Thoughts

No one asked but after my annual rewatch wanted to share some season 4 musingssss

Okay so first:

I really hope that Nancy ends the series single. I don’t see the writers back tracking to make Robin x Nancy thing (which I’m for and find delightful and hilarious due to their canon dynamic), and I don’t want her to end up with Steve or Jonathan at this point. Jonathan wants something different, and I feel Steve has this idolized version of Nancy. Her character is one I could see still seeking mystery and adventure in the future, if they kill Nancy in S5 I would be genuinely shocked. I truly love the idea of her ending the series single and on good terms with everyone, mainly due to her age. Going through college I saw way too many people that have been dating or haven’t been single since middle school, and it’s be cool to end the show with a character was a focal point in the romance aspect for a good chunk of it single.

Kiddos:

Dustin: I literally just want him to live. I don’t think they’d kill any of the kiddos but like….Max is on thin ice soooooooooo

Lucas: For the other kiddos to give him more love? Season four he gave and gave and gave and gave. Lucas needs more like…appreciation lol

Max: omg girl I need you to live or something pls

Mike: …..they won’t kill him and nothing bad has happened to him. Like no, the worst thing to occur to him was when Billy knocked him out in S3 and he was fine a few mins later. He’ll be fine.

El: my sweet baby angel, I want you to tear a whole dimension apart. I’d love to see her do smth new with her powers…idk what but like if she’s back to full steam I think she deserves some new tricks as a treat

Will: best boy for last, I am still holding out on Will getting powers. He was in the upside down for a week, AND had Vecna in his mind for like…..a few days and managed to still get a message to the gang. Plus! I wanna see more sibling interactions between him an El, I am more interested in that than whatever shipping is going on between the children which I can’t get behind bc….they’re like…13? 14? They’re babies. ALSO I hope Will comes out to his friends as well, but also I hope they don’t introduce some random new character for him to get a crush on. I’m not huge on Will x Mike mainly bc I’m not a huge Mike fan, and again….shipping….

Adults:

Joyce: this woman and her children need a fucking vacation, Joyce should get a gun and like….idk what else Joyce is a great woman and she and Hopper deserve a long nap

Hopper: I hope he has like something go right for him this season. Like have a super good time with something and it not be a direct part of story development let the man have emotional rest. Also get him some lasagna and bread sticks.

Enzo: pls give me more Enzo, he’s a lil daddy also seems like a…character who has more to add to the story

Murray: He’s my baby girl, he has a black belt, he speaks Russian, my father and I both adore him, he’s a bitch, he’s got the biggest heart, he flew out to check on Joyce after she lost the call, he went with her to Russia to get Hopper back, and the funniest guy on there (to me). IF he dies, after making me watch Bob, Aleksi, and my beloved Eddie die I actually become a hater. He is the one character whose death I don’t think I could handle, well maybe Steve but yeah

Teens:

Robin: let her function, like a bit better around Vicky, I still need her to be a disaster otherwise however. Also live, she’s sweet and should not be separated from Steve

Nancy: see above

Jonathan: I hope he and Nancy amicably break up, and be better friends because of it. They do work well together. If they stay together I’ll be surprised because they had some issues in season 3, and then more obvious ones in season 4. Narrative wise they are headed for break up city, I’ll be shocked if they make it.

Argyle: I need him to live, he’s the gentle giant, the Shaggy and scooby, he’s precious.

Steve:

…

Where do I start? Okay SO Steve is babygirl, and I’m over here thinking it would be neat for Steve to work on himself S5. I don’t see Nancy x Steve working again because 1: I’m not a fan of a character ending a relationship and jumping to another. I didn’t like how quickly Jonathan and Nancy got together in S2. 2., Steve had no romantic interest in Nancy in season 3. Literally none, it felt weird to have him pining over her in season 4. Steve has been used to subvert quite a few tropes already, and has become a very kind character because of it. He spends time with Dustin and gives him advice, he went to the basketball game and cheered for Lucas when everyone else was doing something else (Max gets a pass but she wasn’t there tho), constantly put himself between the kids and danger, accepted Robin for who she was when she came out to him, and ran back into danger for Nancy and Jonathan when they first fought the demogorgan.

I think Steve is my favorite character in this entire show, there are aspects of him that I relate to. He’s not the smartest guy there, but he tries, he wants to help his friends. He wants to protect, he wants to love and be loved so bad. Steve looks out for others so much, and I want to see him have a happy ending, but like…a satisfying happy ending. Idk how else to put it.

Hopes/Theories:

Eddie is still alive, because I’m delulu but also it would be fun to have him come back in season 5. He doesn’t have to come back as a bad guy, but I’m not opposed to him coming back with suddenly no memory and to be used against the kiddos and teens as a friend they left to die in the upside down (again), annnnndddd maybe having some more monstrous features about him…that go away as he remembers his friends and humanity. Anyways I really would love to see him again because also…like Eddie / Robin / Steve / Nancy as a group working together had such chemistry oh my God. Like they all had such fun chemistry together, and Jonathan is def better suited to be with Will/Mike/Argyle. Good dynamics.

Will should get powers and rip Vecna apart or at least help El in doing so. See above for more reasons why. But also Vecna put Will through a lot. Will needs some closure from the trauma he had.

Alternatively: Max gets powers from where El brought her back, being connected to Vecna who tortured her mental health, and being “blank” at the end of season 4. Her mind it’s own sensory deprivation tank, and during her “coma” maybe she develops something.

Thats all I got and if you read this, I’m so sorry this is just rambles and I’m not even going to tag it other than long post lol

[faintvibes]

Throws this out here

The ancients (and further in the past) have been on my mind recently, so have this lil' drawing of baby Germania, and [the woman I hc would later become] Skandia.

If you're curious, more details are under the cut:

So this takes place during the Late Nordic Bronze Age, which is around the time I imagine Germania would have come about. Skandia is much older, as I imagine she would have originally personified the Boat/Battle Axe Culture, which came to be ~2800 BCE. So, by the time Germania comes into existence, she's already like 2,000 years old.

Regarding clothing: there is, as can be expected, little which remains from this period of history, and so I've made do with what I could find, though at this point that has mostly been what is available on the wikimedia gallery. I need to do more of a deep dive when I have the time. However, the references I have used will be linked at the bottom. Hair is something I was even less clear on, so at the moment I'm essentially freestyling it. Additionally, the patterns depicted are my standard 'default pattern', as I'm yet to find any knowledge of the patterns used at this time. It's something else I'd like to investigate, though I imagine I would need to guesstimate what these would have looked like.

(Fun fact about the cloak-type garment Skandia is wearing: according to a paper I read, it was likely designed so that it could be flipped up over the head to be a giant floppy hood. I thought that was adorable.)

While her blindfold is the more immediately obvious hint, you might also notice her incredibly pale colouring. I've always viewed Prussia as albino (as well as Russia, Iceland, and maybe Belarus) and I imagine that gene wouldn't just start appearing with canon characters. As a consequence of her albinism, Skandia has very poor vision- to the point where wearing a blindfold just makes things less complicated. It can also lead people to underestimate her, which she swiftly takes advantage of.

I don't have as much to say about Germania here (largely on account of him being very young), beyond the fact that I noticed just before writing this that I drew his outfit incorrectly. He should have another layer on (just pretend that it's there). Beyond that, I imagine that he looked up to his Big Sis from a young age, with her being a strong maternal figure to him. She would have provided a unique perspective for him, growing up, and I like to imagine she was the one who taught him how to fight, or at least played a key role. They hold each other very dearly.

References:

*Note that the following reference image depicts a grave, of which the skull of the individual is visible:

[w3as3ly]

RGM, my phone got shut down, i concluded that sprint. experience any fear, or paranoia, that may exist, reason through it. nothing changes, from your feeling of safety, comfort, where a significant event, involving you, had not occurred. i'm still holding a banner, rapping to you. i love that you know, that you can handle knowing, this one will challenge you, to reason through any fear, or worry. MI6 says hi, china says hi, i say i love you, this is the office, this event will not cause any wave to occur, no big wave, honey. just street cred, russia will appreciate this intervention. no phone for a lil bit, overcome with reason, i gotchu you baby.