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I just had the most indescribable urge for potato candy. Like. I fucking need some right now. But we don't have any?? My brain is like POTATO CANDY NOW and *im* here like ??? Why???? And my brains like ITS YUMMY AND SUGARY AND IT MELTS IN YOUR MOUTH and like ?????????? It's the day after Halloween we have so many sweet sugary things in the house and it's even on discount so we can get more if needed but no. My minds being a pain and it requires potato candy and I'm too tired to make it. I also don't think we have enough powdered sugar cause that stuff takes like two pounds of powdered sugar.
#i give up man i just want some potato candy like why is my brain being so hard on me#why cant it be satisfied with. like. a twix.#like bro. shut up and let me eat literally anything else.#okay but one thing i love about potato candy is how its made#like you hear 'potato candy' and you think oh#'its candy made with potatoes surely it must be healthyx#WRONG. two potatoes and THREE POUNDS OF POWDERED SUGAR#like. i have trouble processing despite the fact ive been eating it for years.#it literally sounds like a cartoon food#wil posts#will text post#wil rants in tags
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For the ship ask game!
48. …out of habit + a bob of your choice!
This prompt screams secret relationship, and what better Bob to do that with than Cobalt Eyes & Sweet Smiles Bob?
Bob knew he shouldn't be jealous. You weren't paying Jake any attention as he bragged about the latest air maneuver he mastered. Your eyes were focused on putting together a burger.
Soon enough, one of your fathers' old Top Gun classmates would whisk you away, no doubt to marvel at how much you had grown up, reminiscing on how you used to toddle around at this yearly cookout.
The worst part was Bob couldn't even be mad at Jake. Because he told Jake that all that happened after you two met was that he walked you to your car.
Which was partly true. Bob did walk you to your car. And then exchanged numbers after making out in said car. Which led to going on a date, which led to Bob secretly dating you.
Turns out, dating the daughter of your bosses is complicated.
Once the current mission was over, it would be easier to come forward. And decidedly less weird to think about.
Though Bob was still worried that once the secret was out in the open, he'd wake up the next day to find he's been deployed to Australia.
So all Bob could do was sip on his diet Coke as he tried not watch Jake fail at hitting on his girlfriend.
"I'm going to go...." Your eyes lingered on Bob. God, he looked so good in that blue shirt, it was unfair. But wouldn't that be too obvious?
"Somewhere that isn't here," you finished, walking away before Jake could even speak. The temptation to tell the blonde pilot you were dating Bob grew stronger everyday.
But Jake also had a big mouth and seemed like the kind of dick to mention something to one of your dads, if not both.
Technically, you weren't breaking their rule. They said no pilots and Bob wasn't a pilot. He was a WSO.
But it certainly made things awkward as Bob was working with Dad. And Pa was his boss.
Well, wanting to get away from Jake Seresin wouldn't raise anyone's suspicions.
Bob tried to hide his excitement when you stood next to him. He tried to act casual, but nothing could hide that smile of his.
Not that you mind. In fact, his sweet expression sent warmth throughout your body.
"Got tired of hearing how much better he is than everyone else?" Bob joked, causing you to nearly choke on your burger.
"The best don't brag, they let their work speak for themselves," you explained, a sly smile on your face. It was so hard not to make eye contact with him. Truly unfair how he had eyes bluer than the ocean, deeper than the sky-
"Is it too much if I asked you to accompany me to the Hot Dog station? Figured it would be nice to have someone who understands all the toppings." With that lopsided smile, how could you say no?
"It is an intimidating amount of choices," you chuckled as you led him over to the station.
"Alright, so I know it sounds weird, but the Olivier-Russian potato salad- that Pa makes is actually pretty good. The chili Slider makes is good, but unless you have a stomach of steel only take a little. Oh, and Hollywood says the candied jalapeños are mostly sweet but that's a lie. It's mostly spicy."
Bob couldn't help but be memorized as you rattled off facts about the various condiments. Whether it was about work, a personal belief, or yes, even hot dog toppings, you always spoke with such passion.
He loved it. He loved you, but that conversation is still a few steps away.
For now, Bob was happy to settle for counting down the days until he could hold your hand in a gathering like today's. Even if it terrified him.
Yes, technically, he wasn't a pilot. But considering who your dads were, a technicality didn't bring Bob much hope.
According to Bradley, the idea of you dating someone in the military, much less a naval pilot, had been vocally met with disdain.
But today Bob wouldn't focus on that. Instead, he focused on your bright smile and how cute you looked in that sundress.
"What's your go-to?" He asked, ready to take the valuable information to heart.
"Chili with some of the candied jalapenos and a dash of ketchup."
"No mustard?" He asked, wiggling his eyebrows.
You had to stifle a laugh, "No mustard."
"Alright, I trust ya." His words, laced with a slight twang sent warmth throughout your body.
Without saying a word, you took the ladle from the chili bowl, serving it onto his hot dog. You gave him a sweet smile as an explanation, one that Bob took happily.
"Thanks darlin'," He leaned in to peck your lips, neither of you thinking about it.
It wasn't until he broke away to grab the ketchup that you both froze, realization washing over you.
Fuck.
"I'm gonna, um, go." You said quickly, grabbing your plate.
"Uh yeah, good idea," Bob quickly put down the ketchup, turning around to walk away from you. His face was bright red as he practically ran back to Mickey and Natasha who were currently chatting up with some of Pete and Tom's old classmates.
You looked around, everyone seemed to be enjoying themselves. No one standing in shock.
Alright, good. That was a good sign.
"Hey, did you see that?" You asked Bradley, who had been roped into grill duty.
"See what?" Your pseudo-brother shrugged, his eyes remaining on the grill, unaware that you were on the verge of having a panic attack.
"Bob and I kissed. It was an accident, like neither of us thought about it! It just felt natural and we forgot where we were!" You hissed.
Bradley was the only one who knew. The first time Bob spent the night at your place, the universe decided that Bradley should be the one to pick you up for family brunch. In hindsight, better he than one of your dads. Thankfully, you had enough dirt on Bradley to buy his silence.
"Oh," Bradley shrugged, as if it was nothing. Truthfully, he didn't know why you two insisted on keeping it a secret. It wasn't like you were dating Hangman (thank fucking God for that).
"I didn't notice anything," He said, which accurately reassured you.
"Although...." His words made the hair on the back of your neck stand up.
"Although?" You gritted through your teeth.
"I mean, that would explain why Slider was running into the house. I thought he just had to piss."
God. Dammit.
"You good Bob?" Mickey asked upon seeing his fellow WSO, beet-faced and nervous.
"Huh? Oh! Me? Yeah, I'm great. Swell actually!" Bob said, unconvincingly.
Natasha knew Bob was dating you. It was obvious when you showed up to one of the beach football games. How anyone else failed to notice was beyond Nat.
But she knew not to say anything. Instead, she gave Bob a raised eyebrow. Whatever it was (concerning you), she knew it was better to ask in private.
"Lieutenant Floyd? May I speak with you in private?"
Bob's blood ran cold as he turned to face Captain Mitchell, who had his arms crossed.
"Um, I..." He could pretend to pass out. There was no current or former medic here. So he would just need to play dead as if his life depended on it, because it did. Claim it was from the heat. Yeah. Blame the sun, he was pale enough to do so.
But his knees were locked. Bob couldn't run, couldn't pretend to pass out. Fuck, it was too early to fake food poisoning.
So instead, all he could muster up was a weak nod as his legs carried him inside the Mitchell-Kazansky house.
He was fucked. Utterly fucked. He should just leave now so he can go pack up for Australia. Would he even get that far? He had been sneaking around with their daughter, death was probably the only option.
Even if your dads didn't kill him, your honorary uncles will. Fuck, was his will updated? Would you even get anything? Well, Bob did tell Bradley to give you the ring in his drawer should anything happen to him. It was his grandma's, given to him so he had a ring to propose and-
Why was the Admiral whose callsign was literally "Iceman" hugging him?
"Thank God it's you. We thought she was seeing Seresin."
Oh.
That explains a lot.
"Um, no offense sir, but you raised your daughter to have better standards than Seresin," Bob barely got out, now receiving a hug from the much shorter Captain.
"We knew she was seeing someone. We're all glad it's you."
When you ran into your childhood home, you were expecting many things. Mainly Bob's head on the floor.
Receiving hugs from your dads was not on the list, but man was it a welcoming sight.
Bradley shrugged, "I don't know why you were so worried about them knowing."
You rolled your eyes, "The same reason why you haven't told them you have a fiancé."
Wait shit, that was not supposed to be said out loud.
"You have a what?"
#my writing#bob floyd x reader#bob floyd#bob floyd x you#bob floyd x y/n#bob floyd x female reader#robert Bob floyd
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hii i was thinking you could do a smutty fic where y/n is the triplets bsf and she lives with them,and they go out to dinner one night and y/n was like wearing i very revealing dress and matt couldnt contain himself so when they got home matt went to hang out in y/ns room(alone) and he says something along the lines of “i looked so fucking hot today” and then makeout the session and then smutty smut smut,if u cant that’s totally okay love u and ur fics bae😝
Creepin
Pairing: Matt Sturniolo X Female Reader
Synopsis: After dinner, and Y/N wearing a short dress Matt’s feeling a bit conflicted….and turned on??🗣️
Warnings⚠️: SMUT SMUT SMUT. There’s nothing like crazy crazy at least that’s how I feel, but uhhh they definitely FUCKIN🖤
Song for the imagine: Creepin- Metro Boomin, The Weeknd, 21 Savage
⚠️This is an 18+ imagine, so minors do not interact, or do??⚠️
And if you’re Creepin, please don’t let it show
Oh baby, I don’t wanna know
The triplets had decided to have dinner at a fancy restaurant for hitting 5 million subscribers on YouTube. They invited Madi and I.
I have never been out to a fancy restaurant, so I was so excited to play dress up especially with Madi! We both decided on wearing black mini dresses, and we looked so hot
As we walked out to the living room we hear Chris
“Can we get a little commotion for the dress!! Holy shit yall look good” he said
“Thank youuuu” we both said giggling
Unbeknownst to Y/N, Matt was struggling to rip his eyes away from her. The way the dress hugged her curves, made her breast pop and her legs look long and beautiful. He was struggling badly
We had called an Uber to to the restaurant, and when we got there Madi and I felt so fucking luxurious. I mean high ceilings, thousand dollar light fixtures, hot older men….we were having a blast
“Holy shit we could find a sugar daddy” I said to them
“Omg let’s be on the lookout” Madi said winking at me
It seemed like they hired good looking people here because the waiters and waitress were out of a fucking model catalog
“Nick I see a whole lot of eye candy for you” I said looking over at him
“You’re fucking telling me…..my mouth is on the floor” he said looking around
“The women are hot too” I said winking at Chris and Matt
“I’m seeing a lot of blonde….not really my type” Chris said
“Not really my vibe” Matt said looking at the girls
“Your fucking loss every bodies hot here” I said to them
We had a waiter who was the definition of a wet dream. Black slicked back hair, dark eyes, tan skin and sharp facial features
“Dude he’s checking you out” Madi said
“Ehhh he’s alright” I said to her
“Alright? That man’s so fucking fine” Nick said
“10$ says he will flirt with you when he comes back” Madi said
“You have a bet” I said reaching my hand across the table and shaking her hand
When the waiter came by he gave us our drinks, and came back to me to take our orders. Everyone ordered before me and finally it was my turn
“And for the beautiful lady?” He asked me
“Oh���umm I’ll have the steak, medium well, and what are the sides?” I asked looking up at him
He flashed a sideways smile before looking at my lips and reading me the sides
“I’ll do the mashed potatoes and the Cesar salad” I said closing my menu and handing it to him
“Great pick pretty” he said all flirty, and then walked away
“You owe me 10 fucking dollars” Madi said laughing at me
“Why do guys who I don’t find attractive always hit on me” I said rolling my eyes
“Because you’re hot, ummm you radiate feminine power and you smell good” she said to me
“Boooo boring” I said to her
“Ouu how much you wanna bet he’ll leave his number and give us some type of discount” Chris said wiggling his brows
“Alright let’s not use her looks to take advantage” Matt said chiming in
“The number maybe, but a discount I doubt look at this place too boujee” I said to Chris
We had all finished our dinner, and gotten dessert and it was time for the bill to come around
The waiter came up to me, and handed me the bill while winking….bold fucking move
I opened the check and my jaw dropped
“SHUT THE FUCK UP” I said laughing
“WHAT IS IT” Nick yelled
“He fucking gave me his number, and gave the whole bill 20% off” I said laughing
“NO FUCKING WAY” Chris and Madi said
“I just saved yall 100 dollars” I said passing the bill down to Matt
“Dude you’re coming with us everywhere” Chris said shaking his head
“You gonna call him?” Madi asked
“Fuck no, but if I want a discounted meal I might” I said shrugging my shoulders
“Ew what a fucking loser he put a heart next to his number” Matt said laughing
“I was thinking the same thing” I said laughing with Matt
We had gotten another Uber back home, and everyone went to sit on the couch to watch a movie, but I decided to go to my room because I was so tired
I had changed and took off my makeup, washing my face and had been scrolling on tik tok for 20 minutes before I heard a knock at the door
“Come innn” I said locking my phone and putting it down
“Hey” Matt said coming in
“Oh hey Matt” I said smiling at him
“Can I chill with you? They’re being so loud and annoying out there” he said
“Of course you don’t have to ask” I said as he walked over and sat on the bed
“Do you have any plans for tomorrow” I asked Matt
“Nah, I think they want to film a vlog” he said sitting in front of me
“Oh funnnn” I said cracking my knuckles
“You should come with to film” he said
“Maybe I have some plans tomorrow morning, but after sure” I said to him
“Ouuu plans with the waiter?” He said wiggling his brows
“Oh god no eww” I said laughing
“God you just looked so hot today in that outfit” Matt blurted out
“WHAT?” i said genuinely shocked
“I mean….uh I’m not sure why I said that” he said blushing
“I appreciate it, I really do especially coming from you” I said smiling at him
“Oh yeah?” He asked
“Yeah Matt. I have liked you for so long I have waited for the day you’d compliment me” I said to him
“I have liked you so much too…..I’m so glad we feel the same” he responded
“You looked so hot tonight too” I said batting my lashes at him
“I did?” He asked honestly shocked that I called him hot
“Matt you’re really fucking hot. Not sure how you don’t know this” I said laughing at him
“Just kiss me already you’re begging for it at this point” he said laughing
I rolled my eyes at him and grabbed him by his shirt pulling him in and crashing our lips together
When I pulled away his pupils were dilated and his breathing was shallow
“I have wanted to do that for so long” he said looking at my lips
“Me fucking too” I said licking my lips
I pulled him back in for another kiss, and slowly we started to make out. I eventually scooched down, and Matt was above me now
Kissing my lips to my jaw then down to my neck.
“Do you want this?” He asked me
“More than anything” I said out in a sigh
Matt began kissing my neck again, and came back up to make out with me again our tongues fighting for dominance as our teeth clashed together
I pushed Matt back, so I could remove my shirt
“No bra” he said tilting his head
“Oh yes my bad I was getting ready for bed, and wasn’t expecting to fuck you, so how dare I not have some decorum” I said sarcastically
“Shut up” he said biting his lip before kissing me again moving his kisses down to my neck, and then to the valley of my breasts slowly moving to take my left nipple into his mouth, sailing his tongue around it
“Fuck Matt” I moaned out
He then went to my right nipples taking that one into his mouth as well
As he was doing that he slid his hand down to my waistband, and slowly slid his hand into my underwear snaking his hand to my pussy
“So wet” he said before licking my nipple and taking it back into his mouth
I just mewled at this feeling so fucking good
He slowly started to rub my clit and then switched to my left nipple
“Matt this feels so good keep going” I said running my hands through his hair
He slowly slid his middle finger into my pussy stretching me out, and causing me to gasp at the feeling, slowly pumping his finger in and out of me. About two minutes later he add his ring finger in
“FUCK” I yelled out
“SHHHH” he says laughing and covering my mouth
“SORRY” I said laughing with him
He kept fingering me for a good two minutes before I stopped him
“Baby I need more” I said looking into his eyes, and he nodded
Matt removed his pants and boxers, and the removed my pants and underwear
“Spit” he said holding his hand out, so I did
He then brought his hand down to his dick slowly stroking it
“I could cum right now” he says rolling his eyes back
Once he got his dick wet he then came down and licked a strip up my pussy
“Oh my god” I said shuddering
He slowly slid his dick in, us gasping as he pushed in further
“Alright we have to be really quiet” he said bottoming out
“Yes baby anything for you” I said nodding
“Good” he said and slowly started to thrust into me
Matt was pounding into me and I’m sure the whole house was hearing it if they were out in the living room
“Fuck Matt” I said clenching down onto him
“Keep doing that baby, and I won’t make it much longer” he said as he thrusted into me
Matt then turned me onto my left side lifting my right leg up and started to pound into me
“FUCKKK MATT” I screamed out
“SHUT UP” he said and smacked my ass
“I’m sorry it feels so good” I said with my eyes shut and my brows furrowed
Matt kept thrusting into me harder and faster, and I’m sure everyone had to hear us fucking at this point
“Fuck Matt I’m gonna cum” I said
And he brought his hand down to my clit using his thumb to rub the sensitive bundle
“SHIIIITTT” I moaned out clenching down on him harder
“Come on baby give it to me” he said thrusting harder
Matt started to rub harder and pound into me harder
“IM CUMMING IM CUMMING” I yelled out and clenched down on him as I came all over him. My thighs shaking and my knees bending as my toes pointed…..this was the most intense orgasm of my life
“Matt Matt Matt” I said as I was still coming down from my high
He let me ride out my high, and then pulled out of me stroking his dick, and cumming all over my pelvic bone and lower stomach
His lower abdomen constricting and his body shuddering forward
“Fuck fuck fuck” he said as he rode out his high
He went and grabbed a wet towel to wipe me down
“Lets shower baby” Matt said
“I agree, and maybe round 2 in the shower” I said winking at him
“I’m do-“ before he could finish his sentence we were cut off
There was banging on my ceiling coming from upstairs….Nicks room
“STOP FUCKING WEVE HEARD ENOUGH” we heard Nick yell through the vents
“SORRY” we screamed back
“IM FUCKING SCARRED” we heard Chris yell back
“WERE SORRY WERE HEADING TO FUCK IN THE SHOWER NOW” Matt yelled and I smacked him
“FUCK YOU GUYS! YOURE SICK” Nick yelled back
We ended up laughing, and heading over to the shower.
The End
Hope yall enjoyed this one too, and I’m about to start my last request and then I’m going to post my own ideas for imagines🖤🖤🤭
-J💅🏽
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@steddiemas Day 26: Fake Dating
Steve was ready for Hawkins to open up again and for the Upside Down to swallow him whole. Christmas was meant to be fun, well at least it was supposed to be fun now that he spent it with the Buckley's. Right now though he was glaring at his boyfriend and best friend across the table. Or wait not his boyfriend this evening, no tonight, Eddie was Robin's boyfriend.
Steve could only blame himself he supposed, one for loving the two idiots that were currently badly suppressing giggles and two because it was all because of what he'd said last week.
One week earlier...
"Robin, just tell your mom you're a lesbian or I'm not coming to Christmas lunch next week."
"Steve I can't do that do you want to ruin Christmas!?"
"She was already fine with me being bisexual she's not going to send you to hell, that's why we tested her with me in the first place!"
"No, I'm not ready!"
"Well I can't sit through another Christmas of your mom suggesting a Spring wedding!"
"You're my boy space friend can't we just let her live in a fantasy world where she marries into the Harrington's?"
"I don't even want to be one!"
"Could pop down to the courthouse and become a Munson, baby," Eddie supplied watching the back and forth while blatantly stealing from the candy display.
Steve gave him a deadpan look, "You need to propose to me better than that, Eds. No, Robin that's it I'm not going, I'm not being your boyfriend anymore!"
"What am I meant to do then, she'll be asking about you all day!"
"I'll do it!" Eddie exclaimed.
"Do what?" The other two asked giving him a questioning look.
"No, stop I hate when you do that twin thing it's creepy. And I'll be your boyfriend for Christmas, Birdie."
Which brought Steve to now. It had seemed like a brilliant idea, one Steve could enjoy his Christmas lunch peacefully being the golden boy of the table as Mrs Buckley dawned over him and two, no boyfriend questions. There was also the added bonus that lesbianism might seem like a better option than the town's drug dealer in the Buckley's minds. What Steve hadn't counted on, was the Buckley's loving Eddie.
"Oh, you're in a band that's so lovely, you know I played tamborine for a band back when I was your age, we thought we were going to be a big girl group."
"I hear you're working over at Thatcher's son, they're good men there you're certainly going to learn a lot."
Steve had been relegated to peeling the potatoes while Eddie was literally putting his feet up in the living room. He felt like the middle child of a family that just got a newborn baby, how dare Eddie steal his pseudo parents. What was worse was that Robin was finding this hilarious.
"Oh poor Stevie Wevie are you sad mom's not asking about how EMT school is going?"
"Yes! I had such a fun fake heart attack story she was gonna love." Steve pouted and for a moment he thought about stomping his foot in protest.
"Hey, it's ok, next year I promise I'll have told them, and Edward over there can come as your boyfriend, ok?" Robin reassured wrapping an arm around him.
Steve guessed that he could give up being the favourite this time, and it was nice seeing people be kind to Eddie, it hadn't been easy after Spring Break. It didn't stop him shooting daggers whenever Eddie and Robin decided to reassure Steve at lunch that he'd find someone nice eventually.
Steve and Eddie waved goodbye after lunch, promising to visit soon and hopped into the van.
"Have fun?"
"Oh yeah, I think Janice is already planning the Spring wedding."
"Well, I hope you enjoyed getting fawned over because we've got dinner with Wayne now, and guess who's his favourite?"
"Just because you know the difference between the Chiefs and the Packers, I'm his own blood and the minute you're there it's like I'm chopped liver!" Eddie exclaimed as they drove towards the trailer park.
Lunch had been interesting but he was very glad it was over as he laughed and slid his fingers between Eddie's between them, happy that he had his boyfriend back.
Ao3
#steddie fake dating was too easy hahahaha#Stobin#steddie#eddie and robin are soulmates in law#stranger things#steve harrington#eddie munson#robin buckley#steddiemas#ficlet#fake dating
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Thoughts on Dashing Youth - Blood of Youth
I HAVE THOUGHTS AFTER FINISHING BOTH DRAMAS. Spoilers ahead if you haven't seen them.
First things first: I heard of The Blood of Youth when it first came out and have had it on my backburner to-watch list for a long time, but I never got around to it. H O W E V E R, I didn't hear peep about Dashing Youth until it was airing and youtube threw it into my face. Dashing Youth automatically got bumped to the top of my watchlist because I will die before I miss a period/xianxia/wuxia drama starring Neo Hou, just saying.
Ergo, I watched Dashing Youth before I watched The Blood of Youth while thinking, "huh why does every drama have [Shao Nian] in its name nowadays?" only to find out later when I was watching the first few episodes that it was the PREQUEL to The Blood of Youth when my mom walked past and casually asked what this was because the names that were mentioned were in The Blood of Youth (she watched it a while back and recommended it; she's been right on the money so far with good recs--Mysterious Lotus Casebook was also hers and both of these dramas ended up on my top 3 favorite dramas list). A quick google search later told us as much.
That meant I had no context to the world we would be in for the next 80 episodes prior to watching Dashing Youth, and I had no idea who these people were and what would happen to them in The Blood of Youth (which, thank goodness. I would have been in tears the entire time if I watched it the other way around).
To begin--Dashing Youth sucked.
I said what I said; Neo Hou couldn't save this one. The story was bad, the CGI was...not great, and the pacing was THE WORSTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. The *only* thing the producers got right were the characters, because those were A+ spot on. Neo Hou and Xia Zhi Guang and He Yu were SO GREAT in this, and Zhang Chen Xiao was a welcome familiar face after Cang Lan Jue.
Side plug, did y'all know there was a scrapped romance subplot between Dongfang Xunfeng and Dan Yin in Cang Lan Jue??? I am so angry; we could have had all the good things, but no, we're not allowed.
I also absolutely adored the other disciples of Jixia Academy, Baili Dongjun's shixiongs. Lei Mengsha, oh my GOD he was so funny and I laughed every. single. time. he did his gremlin laugh on screen. The others also really grew on me, like...hold on, let me check my notes.../looks at scribbles on hand
The da shixiong who showed up for one arc and like two episodes, after which he was dropped like a sack of potatoes and never seen agani, third shixiong--the sword one with the badass wedding arc in the beginning who we don't care about, the fourth shixiong--Liu Yue, the pretty one, the fifth shixiong--the "ugly" (??? he wasn't???) one who I'm not convinced isn't in some sort of relationship with Liu Yue, the sixth shixiong--the music one whom we know nothing about--OOOH OOOH OOH I KNOW THIS ONE, the seventh shixiong--Prince Langya, Xiao Ruofeng!
Yikes. I wish the show would do these characters more justice, because the actors did GREAT in bringing them to life only to have them nuked because of screentime restrictions and lack of dialogue if they weren't Lei Mengsha, Liu Yue, or Xiao Ruofeng. I literally have the most barebone ideas of who they are. And even Liu Yue got nuked later on. Ugh.
Speaking of characters, I really loved Yue Yao and her drive to do what was right as the story progressed. She was so interesting when she decided to take charge of things instead of letting them happen to her, and then LOOK WHAT THE PRODUCERS DID WITH HER. Sidelined her and made her arm candy to Baili Dongjun when they could have been a badass fighting couple. A N D based on the timeline we got in the drama, they were together for like seven years and you're telling me they didn't get married until post-drama??? I don't believe you~
I literally powered through this drama, though credit must be given for the soundtrack, which I thought was overall better than The Blood of Youth's (save for a few songs, but I would sooner listen to the full OST for Dashing Youth without skipping songs than The Blood of Youth).
There was a lot of story and a lot of characters to cram into this drama so that it would set up for The Blood of Youth properly, which was by then a very established drama. Retconning is a nightmare, but the producers and screenwriters somehow MADE A PREQUEL WORSE because there were a lot of details and characters that dragged on for too long, took up too much screentime for NO purpose whatsoever (like Baili Dongjun learning the sword and dao technique that he maybe used like once?), and then caused the rest of the actually important details that need to set up The Blood of Youth to be SUPER rushed.
The pacing. Dear GOD, the pacing. If your drama requires multiple voice-over timeskip cuts, you're doing it WRONG (see: shoving in the Four Guardians of Tianqi without actually letting us see this badass team interact even once...nuking the seven disciples of Jixia Academy while then bringing back Liu Yue and Mo Xiao Hei at the end to fight Nanjue with Lei Mengsha ALSO without actually letting us see them together and then saying that they went back to jianghu after the battle without mentioning how Lei Mengsha died while fighting Nanjue in The Blood of Youth...how on earth Li Hanyi became the second City Master when Sikong Changfeng was explicitly namedropped by Luo Shui, the previous City Master of Xueyue...I could keep going).
This is bad writing at its finest and I am angry that the drama turned out this way when source material was actually so good.
--Then, The Blood of Youth.
This drama was everything Dashing Youth wanted and tried to be, but even with a template in front of them, they still managed to get it wrong. The audacity and freedom and shackles of youth, the adventure and the beginnings of romance, the court politics and the complexity of jianghu--The Blood of Youth did it RIGHT, and with excellent pacing and development.
#Dashing Youth#The Blood of Youth#Shao Nian Bai Ma Zui Chun Feng#少年歌行#Shao Nian Ge Xing#少年白馬醉春風#my stuff#blog
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 Music head cannons for the Yuurivoice boys (i’ll be doing redacted next) the characters are gonna be getting playlist soon, so think of this as a prediction 
Auron 
This man has CORPSE on his playlist somewhere. If you’re talking about what the characters do outside of the audios together, my suspicion is that Alphonse probably showed him. Given his whole aesthetic, E-girls are ruining my life. Is probably the song he likes the most.
CODE MISTAKA. Is probably a close second.
My guess is he listens to a lot of like loud, hard rock music. He also probably has the whole reputation album by Taylor Swift on full blast while he’s cleaning his penthouse. Whenever I think of Auron I think of monster by skillet as his theme song 
Seth 
We already know he listens to Noah Kahan
But I raise you this 
Ed Sheeran. Specifically the songs.
The A Team & I don’t care
He has two playlists on Spotify  there’s one that’s just his normal playlist, and then a playlist titled
🚬Mama💋
(probably not with emojis but you get the idea)
Charlie
My pizza rat Boi~
No, I do not know why….but I have this thought in my head  of Charlie going through the neighborhood on his skateboard delivering pizzas singing ”milkshake by kelis” I don’t know why, but once I thought about it, it hasn’t left my head.
Just a lot of ass shake songs you know so he can shake what he doesn’t have(I said what I said)
Milkshake by kelis
Toxic by Britney Spears
Bottoms up by trey Songz 
 like his playlist is a roller coaster of 90s and early 2000s ass shake songs and songs that would make you cry for two hours 
Casper listens to his playlist for like 20 minutes and comes out like “Charlie, sweetheart love of my life……WHAT THE FUCK”
Alphonse 
This man’s hot shit And his music reflects that.
Candy shop by 50 Cent (that one’s obvious)
Stupid by Ashnikko
Girls/Girls/Boys by panic at the disco 
This is hot people music and Alphonse KNOWS he’s a hot person
Of course, any character with dead parents comes fully equipped with the using Music instead of therapy add on so amongst the hot people songs we’ve got
 supermarket flowers by Ed Sheeran 
Dog days are over by Florence + the machine 
Makes Me Sick by Addison Grace
His “sad boy hours” playlist borderline concerns, boo  and will make Seth cry if he listens to it.
Finn
I had to keep it together while thinking about the music of Finn. On one hand, I think it would be a lot of Positivity and loving yourself, music on the other hand….. this man was in emotionally, abusive relationship, 
Strawberry Blond by Mitski 
(this next one is a maybe)
Diet Culture by Brye
Soldier poet King by the oh hellos
But then we get into Sadboy territory  but also borderline Yan-Finn
He loves me (he loves me not) by Baby Bugs
TV by Billie Eilish 
Mr. potato head by Melanie Martinez 
(maybe) agoraphobic by CORPSE
A few other Melanie Martinez songs 
Lucian 
Buckle up 
Family line by Conan Gray
In my room by ICP
FACK by Eminem (hear me out)
Take me to Church by Hozier 
Mary on a Cross by Ghost 
He’s a demon, dirty minded, and the youngest son of the devil himself
The weirdest playlist of all time, and I am
here for it 
That is all for now. Have a great night everybody 







#yuurivoice#yuurivoice alphonse#yuurivoice auron#yuurivoice seth#yuurivoice charlie#yuurivoice lucien#yuurivoice finn#headcannons#incorrect quotes#writing#asmr video
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catching up with Philza QSMP Vod. where:
the federation had ruined an old man's front lawn
Rycharlison is adrugdealer
forever took an opportunity and "marries" Philza
immediately met with his wife
the federation send an anarchist an invitation to become a president
Tallulah will rather eat a lime than an avocado or potato
Philza guess Ramon's password
Tallulah's father may or may not be real
Hide and seek in an awesome map Holly shit
the 4th wall has been broken so many times in Philza's Minecraft stream that the admins just let it be broken.
both dad and son thought that the other hid in the same place
the Brazilian are here! :D
there are so many screaming
Tallulah finds him yayyyy
hello Rycharlison
aww there gonna play music
PIG STEPPPP
HESNAMEISPHILZAMINECRAFTANDHEISQUITE OLD-
"my son is DEAD" omg Max
PHILZA OMG u didn't need to describe it
PAYthe SERVER Quackity
Pac and Mike are so cool
BIG LOVE TO MIKE AND PAC
omg Philza is spreading the 4th wall break
the file is so big omg, paper ASMR
"Are you gonna be a president" Sir he is an Anarchist
Max the sound system-the microphone
awww Supportive Philza, opp
Bye MAX
aww the Kids are playing the Guitar
it's nice when the cc are doing lore the admins are still acting like kids
AWWW TALLULAH TEACHING RICHA A SONG THAT WILL TEACH HER
Tallulah BIRTHDAY OMG
yey go stuff that girl with candy
Chayanne is really making plenty of use of his interest in cooking
THE BEES
CATERING LETS GOOO
omg Richa thinks that Will is like Hatsune Miku
Bye guys
is sweet to know that Philza is telling about Will to everyone
OMG Philza the Brazillian magnet
the eggs hear Will's songs too
oh? what do you have Richa
is that a llama
ohhh
omg
Forever is so obsessed with this friend of his omg
HYDRATE BEFORE DIEDRATE
wait the Brazilians are all gone
oh shit
oh no this is like that time with the trio
PARANOIA
Trauma Phil
a Square??
GATINHO and GUAPITO is here
the old man witnesses a shameless PDA
Tallulah is dancing in the background
opp Tallulah not here
the fish is drowning
hey Cellbit
Yay invitations for everyone!!!!
omg
no one believes Wilbur exists
Cellbit nooo
OMG
Chayanne is cooking for the WEDDING
LETS GOOOOO
LET HIM COOK
Cellbit nooo
Cellbit supports Creative Freedom
omg Phil's right Quackity will pull that type of stunt
Cellbit nooo
Richa has never taken a bath wtf???
oh shit he running
yeah show him your dad's picture
omg photoshopped
Forever and Roier is here!!!
omg Forever is gaslighting Holly shit
A Mouth!?
Chayanne is busy planning the catering
Professional Cheft Chayanne LETS GOOOOO
past life Philza omg
Philza is not having it
yeah Richa hit him in the head
your PLAN?????
oh well fair enough
Gaslight vs Guilt trip
omg that is a whole ass restaurant menu
BAGHEERA
yey french
tour pog???
oh shit a BAND??
the band is playing at the WEDDING???
they are so cuteeeeeee
nice home, it sweet that everyone try to make space for the kids in their home
why Cellbit is keeps killing other player
omg Baghera sound so scared that Phill would steal from her the poor lady
nice Megalovania mix it takes me back to 2018
the girls are so talented on music omg
hehe secret
holly shit a bucket full of honey
scary noises
THANKYOU BAHERAA
ohh candy apple
Chayanne professional chef bag
Tallulah is the best
Bagheraa nooo
oh thank god she believe Will is real
Will would have to socialize so much after he came back.
WhOOO THE KIDS FIRST PERFORMANCE
ROCK EGGS
Tallulah is following her old man foot step
bye Bagheraa
oh no the flowers
the Federation building is heighten Phil's property value
ohhh the kids are visiting the build
don't stand on the grass kids
walk on grass anyway
wtf????
what is that???
it is a pretty building
what is going on with the train station??? it was fixed
so they can leave now??
it looks brand new?
fancy train, but bumbpy ride
wat?
AWWW the RACON
aw god no VENUSSS
another venus gone
its okay Tallulah
that is so fuk
oh dragon magic
lol the flies is sitting the trains
lol Chayanne try to catch the bees but got stung
aww Tallulah babby dont be sad
eyy the bois are here
glad they could make Tallulah cheer up
looks like the happy couple happy with the menu
bye boisss
Max is going to get food lmao
it's nice to live near everything but it could also could be dangerous
Tallulah's and will's house really feels like a nice little fantasy corner
yay the kids are now able to get out
sleepy timesss
ohh an album
EGGJOY or RADIO EGG
lol the Wedding photo
Great Album Tallulah
Dragon Story POG
is it Mumza????
you guys will absolutely outlive me
CRY
oh is the Admins asking advice for the Dragon designs???/
if the kids get their wings i hope they also give the bird designed CC wings too
Tallulah pls he's an old man you can't make him run so much
Whooo birthdayyyy
AWWW thank you Tallulah
why is Foolish drowning?
oh god
lol Foolish
omg they were trying to give richa a bath
77777
yeah secur the party old man
kinda sadge
BYE PHIILLL
#don't mind me#qsmp#headcannons#qsmp philza#qsmp tallulah#qsmp chayanne#qsmp eggs#qsmp richarlyson#qsmp forever#qsmp maximus#qsmp liveblog#qsmp cellbit#qsmp baghera#oh shit this a long one#omg#well this what happened when you didnt catch up
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He's a cult leader (part 7) (kai Anderson x fem reader)
Summary:y/n moved back to Michigan after her college degree in music where she reunites with an old lover kai Anderson
Chapter warnings: planning of a murder and terror to ally, apart from that it's mostly fluff we get soft kai today 😊🥰
Part 6 here
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As the weeks progressed kai was a step closer to winning, it was one of the last meetings before everyone finds out who wins, you sat on the chair of the room where the meeting was held as kai rambled on about the changes he will make.
You got dragged here for your support, which was listening to what he has to say then once that's over doing whatever we need to do to put the fear of God in Michigan which was killing people and tormenting ally Mayfair Richards, that's when Sally keffler announced that she will also be running for senator even thought it was a bit too late to do so.
You glanced at kai noticing his cool demeanour but you can tell in his eyes he was pissed, but you didn't care all you could think about was getting out here for a cigarette, as for you and kai, you kept telling yourself that it was over but by the end of every argument you both would have you'd end up in his bed again which made you give up on lying to yourself.
You would purposely tease him when the cult members were around, which led you both having sex upstairs whilst everyone was downstairs especially Meadow, knowing it would hurt her that it wasn't her up there getting railed by kai.
After the meeting you and kai went outside the rest of the cult that came following you both, you fished out your cigarette packet from your jacket, pulling out the stick placing it between your teeth, lighting it up taking a drag, Sighing at the relief it gave you.
Kai walked by yourside to the car, "we need to pay her a little visit" kai said fir only you two hear, "she's fucking up the whole plan" you replied getting in your car turning the engine on cigarette still in hand rolling your window down smoking while you drove.
The aux in your phone since the radio was boring, 'Sunday bloody Sunday' by u2 playing you sang along not paying attention to kai who was staring at you, his mind racing at how pretty you looked making plans about your future that you didn't know of.
"Sunday bloody sunday" you hummed along to the song your fingers tapping the steering wheel, "Hey pull over to the store for a minute" kai said, you nodded pulling over to the store, "what are you going in there for?" You asked.
"Just need to get a few things that's all" he said getting out the car and into the store, you pulled out your phone flicking through your playlist putting on 'when the stars go blue' the corrs and bono from u2 version, you sang along to the melody waiting for kai.
He finally walked out the store a bag with items inside, you wondered what he had bought as he entered your car, "What's in the bag" you asked intrigued on what he had purchased, "it's a secret" he said you smirked holding your pinky up.
"No I'm not doing pinky power" he said, "boring" you teased driving back to kai's house, once you had arrived you both got out the car locking it, kai was first to enter the house with the mystery bag in hand you followed locking the door behind you, "now can I know what's in the bag?" You asked the anticipation eating you up.
"Fine since your so impatient" kai sighed with a smile, "you have one cheek to talk" you replied with a joking scoff even though it was true you and kai are inpatient, he told you to close your eyes as he pulled each item out the bag, "okay open".
You opened your eyes to find sweets and treats from popcorn, chocolate, candy, potato chips, and face masks ect, "What's all this?" You asked scanning the products, "I've been an asshole to you and you've been by my side through everything when I was in the hospital and looked after your divine ruler so I wanted to treat you to a movie night like we used to do" he shrugged.
"Oh kai" you smiled kai never really did nice thing apart from your birthday that's the only time but that came with a cost, you wrapped your arms around his neck thanking him, "you better do a face mask with me" you said making kai chuckle "I'll think about it".
You didn't know what came over kai for him to be kind he wasn't kind not the way he used to be, you still love him, the good, the bad and the ugly you always cherish the moments with him even though you weren't back together now.
"We'll have a meeting early today then tonight is your night sound good?" He asked as you went to get a glass of water, "sounds great kai thank you" you smiled which kai returned, a genuine smile, it made your heart flutter that's one of the thing you love about him his smile it was rare to see it now.
A few hours later the rest of the cult came for the meeting, everyone gathered around, you stood by kai's side going over the plan, "we kill Sally tomorrow night Meadow I need you to go to ally and pretend your going to be killed by us, and Meadow you baby sitting but when Meadow comes you flee" kai instructed as everyone listened.
You wanted this to be over with you felt excited for after the meeting to spend time with kai alone be normal for once, you missed it like a lot of things you missed about kai.
After the meeting everyone left leaving you and kai to do what he had planned for you both, "will you do a face mask please kai you owe me it" you said with puppy eyes kai couldn't say no when you made those eyes at him, he always grew weak at the knees for you.
"Fine then" he chuckled you beamed grabbing the face masks and skin care products, also the treats, "put music on" you said your hands full with items.
"What song do you want on?" He asked flicking YouTube on the tv, "play johanna by Bobby mackie" you requested setting the products on the sofa pulling the table closer to you both setting everything on it.
The song played the guitar riff at the start before going on to an acoustic guitar, "where did you here this?" Kai asked.
"There's actually a cool backstory behind the song" you started, "so the singer bobby mackie owns this place names after him and it's actually haunted with all sorts of shit, and johanna is one of the spirits that haunt the place there's also a devil's portal I'm sure were back in the olden days the did rituals I saw it on ghost adventures" you ranted kai listened then scoffed.
"You don't believe that shit do you?" He asked you shrugged "I don't know but I think her story is so romeo and Juliet she was a real person I kinda want to visit there someday seems cool" you replied.
"It is a cool song I guess" he said as you opened the cleansing water pouring some on a cotton pad, "here wipe your face with that" you informed doing the same with your own.
"Now put the face mask on" you said giving him the sheet face mask, "why is it so cold" he shrieked making you laugh "because it helps with depuffing the face" you informed.
"I can't believe I'm doing this" kai chucked leaning his head back relaxing letting the face mask work it's magic you did the same, after munching on some candy.
"Well because you owe me and plus who doesn't want to spend time with me I'm awesome" you smirked making kai glance at you rolling his eyes, "guess your right" he replied.
"Anyway what's with all this there's a reason behind it- not that I'm complaining it makes a change from arguing then fucking" you asked, "well I want you back as my other half I know I've done what I did and I promised you but y/n I don't beg but right now I'm begging take me back" he said.
"Fine but on my terms, no more fucking Meadow or anyone else if we're together it's you and me" you stated kai nodded, "can I take this off now" he then asked making you giggle, "yes".
The next morning you woke up feeling kai's arm around you holding you close to him like you will slip away at any given moment, it made your heart flutter.
You felt soft lips on your shoulder from kai, "morning" you smiled turning to face him, "a very good morning" he smiled back his arm still draped over you, "you ready for tonigh?" He asked you just nodded still half asleep.
"Kai erm Meadow wants to talk to you she's downstairs" winter said the door was already open, you felt mad that she wants to talk to kai, even though it could purely be about the cult, "tell her I'll be down in a minute" he replied.
He let out a sigh turning back to you, "wanna come with?" He asked you nodded getting out the bed and downs in only one of his sweaters, kai in his grey sweatpants, Meadow was in the kitchen waiting on kai hoping it was just him.
"Meadow what can we do for you" you asked first one into the kitchen pouring yourself a coffee, "I wanted to speak to kai alone" she bitterly said, "whatever you need to say you can say it here" kai shrugged as you handed him a cup of coffee, he placed a lingering his on your lips his hand resting on your ass.
"Thank you" he mouthed taking a sip of the beverage, "I don't think the plan will work kai" she sighed you let out a scoff, "what do you mean it won't work of course it will your divine ruler thinks everything through" you said sitting on the island of the kitchen, "fine" she huffed leaving the house.
"She didn't come all the way over here just to say that" you said looking over at kai, "nah she didn't but she looked upset when I kissed you" he smirked moving closer to you, "really?" You giggled, "uh huh" kai placed a kiss on your lips only to turn into a heavy makeout session.
"I really do love you" he mumbled against your soft lips, "I love me too" you grinned teasing him, "Oh really then I guess I'll fuck the love back into you" he stated picking you up and on to the living room sofa.
#american horror story#evan peters#james patrick march#kit walker#tate langdon#ahs asylum#evan peters x reader#jimmy darling#kai anderson x reader#kai anderson#kyle spencer x reader#kyle spencer#austin sommers#rory monahan#evan peters x y/n#evan peters fanfic#evan peters smut#evan peters fanfiction#evan peters fluff#evan peters icons#evan peters imagine#evan peters requests#ahs coven#ahs murder house#ahs cult#ahs hotel#ahs fandom#ahs double feature#ahs apocalypse#ahs
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The Worst Haim Fic Ever
Fictional!Hamish Linklater x f!reader
Rating: Horny Teenager
Summary: Let's break the writing dry spell with something so bad it will self destruct when you have finished reading it shall we?
Warnings: Grammar? What is it? Abuse of Zeta Gen talk. Reader is a a hamfam mutual and Haim has several nicknames, gratuitous descriptions of the male body, unprotected sex, moron dirty talk.
Notes: Thank you so much for the love in the past year, I'm trying to love back and be more productive, I just wanted to share the silliest thing that popped in my mind...enjoy 😜
ur sitting at home in ur pjs all comfy with half edible left from the tray you baked for the weekend.
Ur dog and you are watching netflix eating only red m&m’s talking to the friendz in your phone when u hear a knock at ur door. u get up and spill all the candies on the floor but don’t worry cuz u already gulped down all the red and yellow choco, but carry your puppy with u because you didnt order anything from amazong in like 3 days so your four legged friend might have to scare an intruder. u open the door and it’s the hottest man ever
Hummus Longlater
u almost drop on your butt bcz you were just talking to your mutuals in barks and meows how much u need to climb that human palmtree covered in chocolate fudge. U say “Drop gorgeous Daddy Legend wtf ya doin here?” But that piece of licorice bats his eye hair so quickly u fall back on the couch while ur doggo goes and pack his toys cuz he's going with him.
“Hey babygirl” Hamosh sais, leaning on ur doorframe, revealing he is wearing nothing but a white vest two sizes down a toddler and the tightest jeans ever sold by those gud bois at Levi’s. A “Look I know I’m your bias and that I always munch on it, and finally my Zaddy whiskers r too drenched in fandom juice to keep ignoring them. The fire has spread and reached my cheeks missus.”
ur like “omg !! Im not wearing any makeup!! Or pants!! Oh skinny legend u’re so father, periodt!!!” but he just lafs at that because tahts what he likes about u. “ya girl i know thats why im heer. I’m mad lit on god no god no cap. Drip drip. I heard u enjoy eating junk food and getting your junk food ate out. Do u wanna rip my pants and eat me up gurl? Leave no crumbs baby.”
And saying that he loafs in to your house, tripping over doggo when he refuses to hover his naked feet. “i like your trash panda” “don’t scratch him under his ear or he’ll hump ur leg till tomorrow” U say before smushing your face into his. He smells like old spice and tastes like pumpkin donut and matcha latte. You untangle your tongues only to ask “Hammac glorious, your foot is always on my neck daddy, but I have to ask, r u real or is the weed they sold me pretty fire?”
Ur pup gives you stern look and plops on his furry ass and ur sure he says “human im petotaly serious don0t parse this or ill foist on you three gens of my litters – mine and the raccoon that lives under the porch”
Himbo grabs ur sweaty ass and says “The way u scratch ur armpits called me like a charm and i just had to come get a taste of this sweet sweet potato couch.” He stretches his vest over his head, his eyes are the color of the hazelnut frosted chocolate brownie you had this morning. “well? U got me like La-La-La baby, wanna sit on my face or what ?”“duh,” u spit, moving puppy aside. “I love you down Mr. H” His chest is smooth with baby oil when you slide ur hands on it. He has huge hands that scoop under ur ass and throw you on the bed and rip of your pjs. Ur android goes flying out the pocket, probsbly never to be seen again. U have the time to chant “You’r our beloved, and u have us in a chokehold!” then is on top of you fast, pinnning you to the bed, slopply groping under ur shirt for ur boobs that bounce boobily. He chokes u with his socks that smells like socks but u kinda think thats hot. His jeans sway to the floor and skitter away, leaving him in his boxers he got for christmas in 2003. His heft is huge, huger than his hands. It snaps the elastic and elicopter it for a ful minute until u’re hypnotized. “dont worry babygurl this will help u get it all in” he grabs ur legs and throws them over his shoulder and massages ur pussy until u scream and snatch his fingers up your coochie like the dyson ur mom gave u for xmas.
“omg Mr. H that was nom-nom delish how r u so good at pumpussy??!” you gasp gasplessly
“since I’m in my assembly period my strengths multiplied, now I can make u cum with just a flex of my massive eyebrows watch this” and with that he hoola-hoops his hairy caterpillars and makes u *O* a few more times “ r u ready baby gril?”
“yes Zaddy!”
He likes that. He ate that up a compliment and had u GAG, while ur cunt eats it all up. U can see urself cumming in the reflex of his caramel pudding eyes. He moans so loud the neighbors think ur killing someone and get more popcorns. U scream obscenities and fuck and cum and fuck and cum all over the apartment. Ur doggo has found ur phone and is taking a video to send ur besties later. The couch rols over from so much fuckng and cumming. Hammamet keeps gong flexing his infinite thighs becuz yours gave up. He doesn't unload until the very end when he climbs on the bedframe and showers u singing Sweet Home Carolina. U almost drown.
“wow mr Hamigo thank u” u say. Talking makes cum gush off ur hair
“ur welcom. Btw I gotta go now.” He swishes in his jeans like a well grased seal and moves to ur side of the bed. U start crying for the sudden loss of his massive cock. “Hamandbacon I thought you were different but ur like everyone else, mid.”
He looks into ur eyes and lovingly swipes some cum from your face.
“I don’t get it. I just gave u the best camping of ur life”
“And now ur fleeing”
He lafs u off “I have 47 more friendly stops after this, don’t be greedy babgurl” U bat ur sticky palms with joy, meanwhile your familiar retrieves ur phone for U so you can give a head up to your mutuals – get ready with water and lube.
@littleredwritingcat this is for you bestie
Randy tag @supplanther @plainlo-inthemorning @girlwiththenegantattoo @agirlinherhead @madsmilfelsen @aherdofbees @chronic-ghost @ebiemidnightlibrarian @pegplunkett @jyngerpeach and more
#hamfam#hamfam assemble#hamish linklater#fanfic#The Worst Haim Fic Ever#silly thing#yes there's 48 members on discord
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I’m assuming we might not hear from tc until the gala on the 30th?
Anyways are you cooking anything for thanksgiving?
I’m cooking ham, sweet potatoe mash, and candy bacon brussels sprouts
oh yum! and I think we may get some sort of post before then but ya never know.
I'm making apps. Puff pastry, brie, cranberry bites and like fancy pigs in a blanket also with puff pastry and andouille sausage. And I'm on drinks ha
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Kamiya SSR
The Boundary to Protect
Part 1
I parked my car in the designated corner of the parking lot and let out a tense breath.
Ito: (…It was just as Onda-san's prediction.)
To help out the ST Dept.,I was assigned to work on a special request. My role was to protect the client's daughter in the car as soon as Kamiya-kun called for help. After checking the presences of Kamiya-kun and the daughter in question through the side mirror, I unlocked the back seat.
Kamiya: Watch your step.
Accompanied by Kamiya-kun, a woman in a suit entered the car. Her profile was pale.
Kamiya: Deputy, do you have a blanket or something…? Ito: Here.
Kamiya-kun accepted it with a smile before spreading the blanket so that her knees were covered.
Woman: ….Ah, sorry Kamiya: You're welcome. Oh. Can I ask you to report to Tomose-san? Ito: No problem. (Above all… I think it would be more reassuring if Kamiya-kun stayed behind.)
I quickly got out of the car.
Ito: Neither of them seemed to be injured. However, the client's daughter seemed to be in shock. I think she may need some further care. Tomose: [You don’t really need to worry about that.] Ito: (Huh?) Tomose: [Kamiya’s ability to sense the delicate sign is worthy of trust.] Ito: ! (Onda-san is usually a person who doesn't hesitate to speak, but… It sounds like he trusts Kamiya-kun from the bottom of his heart.) Tomose: [As for the situation here, Yu has repelled the attackers. I'll go and help him with the aftermath.] [Kamiya and Yashiro will escort the client's daughter to her home. After that, you are free to go.] Ito: Understood.
Ito: Sorry to keep you waiting. We’re going to take you hom-…
I quickly swallowed what I was about to say after hearing a sobbing from inside the car.
Woman: I'm…. sorry… I was just about to calm down, when suddenly…… Ito: It’s okay. Kamiya: …….
Kamiya-kun’s gaze signaled me that everything is fine, so I went back to the driver's seat in silence.
Ito: (I didn't hear the details, but at the very least, I know she’s completely an outsider.)
Her father, who was the client, had unexpectedly been caught up in a "dispute" at work, and had turned to Aporia, which had been introduced to him by an old friend.
Ito: (To be suddenly attacked with malice and violence… It must have been really scary.)
Kamiya: …Hey.
A gentle voice suddenly shook the atmosphere in the car.
Kamiya: Can I leave my seat for a bit?
Part 2
Kamiya: I'm back.
After a while, Kamiya-kun returned with a convenience store bag in his hands.
Kamiya: It's getting late, so I was wondering if you might be hungry. Sasaki-san, do you prefer onigiri or sandwiches? Woman: Ehh… I prefer onigiri, but I'm not sure if now is the right time for that…… Kamiya: Then how about something light or sweet? Woman: I…. guess…? Kamiya: Great! Here, chocolate, cookies, candy… Hmm? Would the gummies be too sour? Ito: …I think it depends on the flavor. The fruit ones are sweet, but there are also carbonated ones. Kamiya: Ah! I see. But I’m not quite sure which flavor I bought. …….Eh!
Kamiya-kun froze after he took a peek into the bag.
Ito: W-What flavor was it?
Kamiya: Tomato. Ito: That's… quite a unique choice. Kamiya: I think the red packaging just convinced me that it was strawberry flavor. Seriously, I messed up big time.
Woman: ……Pfft…………Hahaha…
Sasaki-san laughed, her eyes were still red from the tears.
Woman: It's surprisingly easy to mix them up, isn't it? I've been there before. Kamiya: Ah. We're the same! How about something else? Rice crackers and potato chips… Yep, they're soy sauce and salt flavored. Ito: (He even got a salty one.) Kamiya: As for the drinks… Water, tea, coffee, black tea… and carbonated ones. Ito: (I see. He bought all that because he didn't know her preferences. How considerate of you, Kamiya-kun.) Kamiya: And then a jelly drink… and the last one! The best one, I dare say! Ito: (Why do I know what it will be….)
As expected, what Kamiya-kun held up high was….
Kamiya: The embodiment of happiness, donuts! I couldn't find Happy Dough so I bought the one from the convenience store, but the dough here is also chewy and so filling that it wards off your hunger.
Woman: ……. Kamiya: Hmm? Oh, maybe it isn’t to your liking? Don't worry, I'll take responsibility and eat them all. Woman: Oh, no… Well… I'm just glad…
Sasaki-san was in tears again, but unlike before, a smile appeared on her face.
Woman: You really prepared a lot for me.……. Thank you so much.
Kamiya: …….
As Sasaki-san bowed deeply, Kamiya-kun looked a little apologetic, then he smiled again.
Ito: (Kamiya-kun…?)
Kamiya: ………………I'm glad you’re pleased! Feel free to eat whatever you like. Oh. And if there's any leftover, you can take it home. Woman: Fufu. I'll take you up on that. Ito: …….
I slowly started the car, listening to a friendly conversation coming from the back seat as if it was a BGM.
Part 3
On the way home after safely dropping her off at her house.
Kamiya: ……
Kamiya-kun rested his chin on his hands and gazed out the window.
Ito: (Maybe he didn't want to talk about it, still…)
I couldn’t get rid of my worries, so I waited for the light to turn red and looked at him through the rearview mirror.
Kamiya: Hmm? What's wrong? Ito: …No, it’s nothing. Kamiya: Haha. Deputy is a considerate person after all. Ito: Huh?
Kamiya: Even though it’s all over your face that you're worried, you're not trying to force it out of me. I'm sorry for staying quiet the whole time and making you feel uncomfortable. Actually, I’ve been reevaluating myself. What’s about to come out of my mouth is going to be quite pathetic… Will you hear me out? Ito: Sure. I don’t mind at all.
When I told him that, Kamiya-kun lowered his eyes and started talking.
Kamiya: My role was to take her and run away if something happened. But… It was too late. A knife had already pointed directly at her face. I feel frustrated because if it had been Tomose-san or Yu-san, they would have noticed it in advance and wouldn't have made her feel so scared. Ito: (Ah… That explains why he looked apologetic when she thanked him…) Kamiya: I mean… I know it's absurd to compare myself to those two! Ito: (I understand what Kamiya-kun wants to say.) What I'm about to say is purely my subjective opinion, so please just take it as one of many opinions. I strongly believe that it's thanks to Kamiya-kun that Sasaki-san was able to go home with a smile like that. Kamiya: !
Kamiya-kun's consideration and attentiveness are really something else, I could tell even from the snippet I have seen today.
Ito: …..”Kamiya’s ability to sense the delicate sign is worthy of trust.” Kamiya: ? Ito: When I reported Sasaki-san’s condition to Onda-san, that’s what he said. He also assured me that there was no problem as long as you’re there.
Kamiya: ……..
Ito: Kamiya-kun…. Not only did you evacuate her to a safe place, but you also protected her heart so that she could move forward. Kamiya: …….Both Tomose-san and deputy really know what to say.
With a big sigh, Kamiya-kun relaxed himself on the back seat. Then, the next moment, he used his abdominal muscles to forcefully raise himself up.
Kamiya: Thanks, I'm feeling a lot better now. I'll do my best again tomorrow! Oh! Ito: (…To be honest, I was really surprised to find out that someone like Kamiya-kun is part of the ST Dept.)
Every time I caught a glimpse of their work, it somehow felt strangely fitting.
Ito: (I'm sure there are many people who have been saved by Kamiya-kun's presence. Both in the past and future.)
Looking at his carefree smile, I couldn’t be more certain about what I felt.
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ugh. we have wokr today. thats ass,,,, BUT!! no work til wayyy later in the day like 4:30!! do ur makeup early tho so we can feel pretty all day :) yay :) today was okay. i got told I was rude by the DLO man at the gyno who took my blood to test if my r@p15t gave me syph1l1s because I was about to pass out and he was telling me that next time I shouldn't tap my foot (which I will not do in the future but it was the only thing keeping me from passing out) when getting my blood drawn bc he was having trouble w it "sliding" to which I responded that I did not want to hear about getting my blood drawn while losing consciousness. That was the rude part!! where I said I don't want to hear about getting my blood drawn right now!! as this man held me up in the chair because I was falling over and freezing cold!! ugh.. anyways and then I had to tell mom I got r worded bc I had to ask her a question about insurance only she could answer for the testing. afterwards we went to lunch and got broccoli and potatoes with gluten free cupcakes, it was nice. she texted me saying i could talk to her. shes not being pushy and i recognize that she is trying,,, but, idk i just,, i cant get over everything. not after seeing how horribly it affects me. oh fuck and THEN I hung out with ashley which was nice but she took me to petsmart and I saw a cat I fell in love with and then I had a mini impulsive moment because idk why but alllll of today I've had major impulse control issues (starting with wanting to punch the man who took my blood. then I raised my tone with ashley and had to stop myself for lashing out at her because I was confused on the directions even tho she was doing a perfectly fine job of giving directions) and then I told my roommate about the cat and she was upset about it but I got confused because I wanted a cat and didn't get why I couldn't just have a cat. shes right but I hate being this up and down. from being on the brink of fainting to trying not to hurt someone I am no longer in control. im scared of myself but I smoke weed and pretend that im not. BACK TO TOMORROW!! hi hi hello! i am so so in love with your existence gine. you are a beautiful soul with a heart to learn and inspire. keep going babygirl, you got this, i love trust and believe in you. fight this shit.
work on finishing up those snowmen and finally start the show you!! if you wake up early you can go get a monster and something to eat, there's candy in the car! grab a monster and some blue raspberry candy tho love u deserve it no one needs to think yours skinny its winter time and you're just cold, its not cute. eat your candy, its just a bit, go home and do a hiit workout and decorate some personality-filled snowmen babe. i love you i love you I LOVE YOU!! always honey pop!!
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channeling you and your soulmate | PAC
art credit; tono @/t0no idea credit; my violet @the-wild-candy
this idea does not belong to me but to violet/elly!
I thought it's a beautiful and very sweet idea! i never saw anything like this before so i would like to try it! keep in mind these can be both a platonic or romantic soulmate! if you feel called to multiple don't be afraid to check out each. this will be focused mainly on conversations and the way you two will interact.
with this I will use tarot as a guide not as a base for the reading! so instead of the usual 50%, this one will be 80% intuition, so take it as it resonates.
PAID READINGS ♡ masterlist
꒰ piles ꒱
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sections ༉˚
‐ conversations
- moments
- random things that come through
- media that might be relevant - songs/movies/shows -
- things that connect your soul to one another
- your differences & things you share in common
- signs before you two met/will meet
꒰ welcome ꒱ؘ ࿐ ࿔*:・゚
— have fun!
꒰ pile one ꒱
black and white lady cats on a walk, facing each other
cards the hanged man, queen of pentacles, seven of swords, dove, cow, bear, archangel mary, seraphim seraphina, archangel haniel
cocoon of white light - rest in perfect love, understand oneness, shower of blessing, - open yourself to receive, pay it forward, caring community - participate and belong, enrich your life
↳ ❝ [ conversations ] ¡! ❞
green will be feminine and pink will be masculine.
" Should I get this checked out? " " For the third time I am no- Oh God, that looks ugly as hell "
" If I would be a star among millions of others would you look at me? " " I would search the sky just to find out where you went "
" Why don't you go? " " I want to see your face for a little longer "
" I think I might be bipolar " " babe, we already got the medical diagnosis "
" Hey Stacy- " " I am NOT listening to that joke again "
" Have you ever heard about this theory of- " " Yes, I am listening "
↳ ❝ [ moments ] ¡! ❞
these are visions.
The wind brushes their hair onto their face as they smile at you looking forward yelling cheerful nothing as you are in a good mood causing them into slowly falling in love with you.
Them walking home in the dark, in winter, snow surrounding the street they are walking in, which happens to be small. Warm street light shines on their face when they receive a text from you which will either result in; crying, running to you or feeling loved. The message you will send will depend on how your day will affect you.
Two people dancing to the ketchup song in some sort of gathering in a house, being silly and enjoying their time together. It possibly being morning or night time since both people look comfortable rather than dressed up.
Soup being cooked on a stove, person in charge of cooking making their heart's loved one taste it. - It's a traditional reddish looking dish and has potatos if I might add. -
Laying next to one another, listening to music while sharing earphones/airpods, feminine having eyes closed and relaxing being unaware of masculine watching with adoration in their eyes, full of love. - Hearing dandelions. -
Painting together, cheeks messy from black paint, both holding the same brush while trying to make strokes on a white canvas. - this could be a symbolism for some. -
↳ ❝ [ random ] ¡! ❞
these will be things that could happen to end up being relevant.
greys, sunflower seeds, oversized shirts, a white puppy, 80s, death of loved one, sneakers, a place! a rock in front of a river surrounded by trees but not quite a forest, ants?, culture - you two have different ones most likely -, swimming, live savers, old 2006 camera - grey with stickers, apple stickers?, hay hat, fair?, theme park, 'aim well and win!', the ketchup song - y aserejé-ja-dejé de jebe tu de jebere seibiunouva majavi an de bugui an de güididípi aserejé-ja-de jé -
↳ ❝ [ media ] ¡! ❞
these could happen to end up being things you both love or hate, just anything you could connect over.
mr krabs memes, tiktok, gen z, food accounts - saw girl eating dumplings - , dumb humour - disrespectful at times disgusting, very much gen z humour but not 'quirky' one hidden as secret desires, y'all are just both weird -, gangnam style - ? -, '🐱 clean 🐱 tight 🐱 fresh' - get help /j -, joe jonas - ??? -, disney, stereotyping, social judment, cultural apprication, 'dumb truck', hot in here by nelly, rocks - music & and literal rock -, electric guitar, lot of blacks & neutrals, cold play, 'if happy ever after did exist'
↳ ❝ [ soul connection] ¡! ❞
these could end up being; past life connection, soul family, destiny together, just whatever that relates you two to one another.
You both went through a kind of lesson that have pained your soul a lot in the past, and possibly still affects your trust. This is for sure love related, someone close to you two hurt both of you in ways so similar to each other.
It can be related to friends, parents but for most of you this is a romantic love interest who happened to cheat on you.
For them while this made them more appricative of what they have and may go out of their way to show affection due to trauma, they also have trust issues and might be insecure even though they try to hide it. They are very calm & gentle, their aura is very pure too. While for you this experience made you very paranoid and emotionally aggressive, I can see you accusing them while yelling. This is due to a mis --- understanding. This will be the root of the problem in this relationship. They are the calm and gentle earth while you are the explosive fire capable of destroying it. I know this is a hard to swallow pill for most of you however, for the majority of you the toxic - or hurtful - person in the relationship will in fact be you. Not saying you aren't able to love them, I sense many many love here, however you need to do heavy shadow work to regulate your emotions in a healthy manner.
Trigger warning; Mentions of R4P3
I know, I know, that sounds scary for some of you, but it's fine, it is indeed not for all of you. If you have been betrayed by a friend there's a huge possibility they have been betrayed the same way as you if not the exact same.
That betrayal could have been them sleeping with your ex or crush, them befriending the person who raped you, them hurting a little sibling of yours by bullying them, them disrespecting your mom.
Literally anything you can possibly think of. They have went through the pain you do, and they understand, they want to talk and they know you want to talk as well.
Here, there is no anger, no explosion, just two hurt souls connecting over what was supposed to turn out love yet turned onto a knife in your back.
I got a vision of you two laying on your back, outside while looking up at the sky, talking about all the things you two experienced, shedding tears and talking about how none of you deserved to go through that. - and I agree, you didn't. -
Otherwise, the rest is people who connect over trauma from their parents who were equally bad in raising them. Maybe mental health problems as well.
Such as depression or anxiety. Or who separate ones, who "compliment" one another. - For example, your weakness being their strength and vise visa, thus helping each other grow in specific eras in life. -
What came to my mind upon that is ADHD and Autism, but of course, you should rather take this as an example and not as a fact.
↳ ❝ [ two sides of a coin ] ¡! ❞
You two, to no surprise share a lot in common.
They share your fashion style - although they are more fashionable -, your humour, love language, level of intelligence, societal understanding, morals, political views, joy for things in life and even the things you two hate.
Anything that could be the core of your being.
Your sense of self could be the same, however your nature could be the complete opposites. I would say almost as if you two are twin flames. - Do not take my word for it though. -
They are gentle, sweet, understanding, good with words, charismatic, someone who always has control over their situation.
You are passive, think with your emotions, impulsive, assuming, judging and can misunderstanding situations.
That is of course not the core of your being, but in this reading that's what came through.
It's the sun and moon, bringing out the best of one another.
Nurturing and protect, comfort and bravery.
You might think you are the moon, but in reality they are.
↳ ❝ [ signs ] ¡! ❞
Rocks near rivers and trees, greys, crabs, - old - memes, 'sweets and kisses' - you will know better than me what this means, blues, anime, clouds, soft cybercore, friends, water, swimming, downing - in movie/show -, old music, reggae
Thank you for reading.
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ginger cat lady holding an umbrella, girl in blue dress next to her, them holding the hands of multiple young kittens
cards four of wands, five of wands, the sun, panda, ant, llama, archangel muriel, guardian angel, archangel roquiel
listen to your heart - awaken your spirit abilities, tune in infinite, mahatma energy - build your light body, accelerate your ascension, unicorn portal - focus your light, listen for a message
↳ ❝ [ conversations ] ¡! ❞
green will be feminine and pink will be masculine.
" Partners in crime bestie! " " C-Clair/Clarence? Clair/Clarence I am trying to focus "
"Choose th- " " Kisses " " I didn't even finish " " I need a kiss "
" You can be James and I will be Jessie "
" Anyway, and then she slapped him! " " With those nails?! "
Y'all would gossip quite a lot, nothing harmful though.
↳ ❝ [ moments ] ¡! ❞
these are visions
Feminine being speechless, standing and staring at masculine with an open mouth while wearing a brown suit. - No, it does not show what shocked you. -
Shorter person in question crying while looking up at the taller one, wearing a white form of top wear - hoodie, zip up ect - being hurt and mad, being hugged by taller person after a comfort smooch. - Not a sensual kiss, only pureness -
Both people in question laying next to a pool on white beach chairs, feminine in striped - white and blue - bikini and the masculine in black shirt with darker pool shorts. Just vibing.
Feminine playing with a white dog at an open space - those typical chained up dogs who are usually outside -, masculine secretly adoring while drinking soda. - For some of you it will be beer. -
Feminine tracing images on the back of masculine while their shirt is off in a dark room at night as they are drifting off to sleep.
Two people laying on a cold floor, smaller person hugging the arm of the masculine tightly, both sleeping. A very sad atmosphere as you both experienced some kind of loss.
↳ ❝ [ random ] ¡! ❞
these will be things that could happen to end up being relevant.
green, beans, peas, pretzels, bees, breaks, neck, massage, chipped nail polish, blue balloon, 'pretty', safe, ling, boys, animatos, lemons, ping pong, papers, assignments
↳ ❝ [ media ] ¡! ❞
these could happen to end up being things you both love or hate, just anything you could connect over.
Jessie and James from pokemon, games? genshin?, cosmo and wanda, fairies, fairy core, mermaids, law firm, pandas, competitions, baby daddy - sitcom -, vampires, studying ?, hits from the 70s, harry potter books
↳ ❝ [ soul connection] ¡! ❞
these could end up being; past life connection, soul family, destiny together, just whatever that relates you two to one another.
Most of you already know this person and just tried to see how accurate I could get, thus already knowing your connection.
There is some part of you that just know it intuitively, yet won't trust yourselves with it.
This is for those who have no idea, so please listen carefully. You have spent life times together, however not much. It's three, this one being the third of it. So, this far, you have been friendly rivals turned lovers in each.
What I am getting is mostly 1400s and sword fights, so in a past life you two fell in love during a friendly sword fight for sure. Just had to get that out of the way.
So far with each life times your mission is to bring out the best in one another, but in a honest and truthful way without sugar coating anything like most people around the both of you would do so.
The raw and honest truth, without anyone getting offended in the process, it's something very rare and you both know how to communicate perfectly with one another.
That is very rare to experience, especially since most humans have a sensitive ego, but in your case you both can talk honestly with one another without your confidence falling down the drain.
You are both open to criticism without falling a victim to it, without being fragile when hearing certain topics.
You are like two center puzzle pieces, it doesn't make sense until you see the full picture and look between the details.
↳ ❝ [ two sides of a coin ] ¡! ❞
things you have in common and differences!
You share a difference in hobbies, interests, media, bedding?- that's very random but it's what came through, fashion, triggers and needs in conversation
The energies here are very closed off, but you certainly don't differ from one another besides how you treat your own ambitions.
It's the way you treat like rather than core things, which will allow you both to grow and learn, have a wider perspective on things.
↳ ❝ [ signs ] ¡! ❞
whistle, appa - as in, the bison in avatar -, lydia - ? - , snakes, pac man, bread, japanese flood vlogs, anatomy, the word 'why', blood, drawing on skin, white statues, yellow butterflies, caves, random technology glitches
Thank you for reading!
꒰ pile three ꒱
the focus being on a black and white kitten, one sitting on the bed as they are chatting while a third one is sleeping and as a ginger is backfacing them in the dark
cards two of pentacles, ten of wands, the moon, donkey, parrot, giraffe, archangel sammael, archangel sandalphon, archangel chamuel
enlightenment - look from the highest perspective, see the divine in everyone, violet flame - invoke the cosmic diamond violet flame, transmute all that is not love, shower of blessings - open yourself to receive, pay it forward
↳ ❝ [ conversations ] ¡! ❞
green will be feminine and pink will be masculine.
" Does it feel good? " " I mean I never had someone step on my back- "
" Laradidadi~ " " Sing this melody babe~ " " Is that how it goes? " " I have no idea "
" Soobin Soobin do you know- " " Please stop quoting it- " " Do you know Soobin? "
" You know, if we die one day, I want to share my grave with you " " If- ? "
" Do you love me? " " Did you even pay attention to what I just did?- "
" You smell so great " " It's my new perfume! "
↳ ❝ [ moments ] ¡! ❞
these are visions.
Sitting across one another at a small table, head and arms resting on it, looking into each others eyes. This being in a smaller european style kitchen.
Standing in the rain watching as someone lays on asphalt and laying next to them.
Decorating a Christmas tree together in a small apartment.
Sleeping next to each other in a car, blankets wrapped around one another. It's during a stop on a road trip, heads resting on each others shoulder and head.
Tracing things on each others hand while holding each other.
↳ ❝ [ random ] ¡! ❞
these will be things that could happen to end up being relevant.
creation, rainbow bracelet, white, hello kitty, summer hit, 'boho', chains, ice, back cracking, boots, cyber goth fashion, depression, poems, hades, flames, contact lenses, eye drops
↳ ❝ [ media ] ¡! ❞
these could happen to end up being things you both love or hate, just anything you could connect over.
k-pop, hell - the energy drink -, make up, true crime, theories, fairies, dragons, trends - focusing on piercings here -, fashion, design, materialism, memes/quotes, food shows
↳ ❝ [ soul connection] ¡! ❞
these could end up being; past life connection, soul family, destiny together, just whatever that relates you two to one another.
note; someone did definitely drown here, however the situation is different for everyone reading this. the half with thalassophobia is the one who happened to drown in these past life connections.
So, I can see people being confused upon reading the note, or even saying 'but we both have thalassophobia!' - which is the fear of larger bodies of water - and that's okay! There is more than just one things coming through.
I can see specific situations here, I will need you to use your gut and trust yourself to know which one applies to you, alright? You got this.
What I want to get out of the way is that while you are definitely soulmates there was a lot of hate in the past life you two have shared. It's the most recent one for all of you, something went wrong which caused a lot of hate. You two met at a time where you weren't ready yet. In your life time both yours and their mission is to forgive and treat one another nicely, have love and peace in yourselves, be apologetic and gentle to one another.
For a few of you, I can see your soulmate being victims of the titanic. Of course, you were there too. You were saved from dying in the cold water, while you had to watch them drown. You could have helped them, but you simply didn't want to do so, you had no intention of doing it.
There is guilt surrounding this and an apologetic aura, however you were not sad. You didn't love them, thus you didn't save them. You didn't appreciate all the things they did for you in their life towards their death. About two months before their death they fell in love with you.
They were in the process to fix their wrongs and you decided to keep on putting them down.
Now for those who can't relate - which I am sure it's a lot of you - an event similar to this took place for a lot of you. In a forest. Expect, you sat on a rock seeing them drown in the night. There is a lot of fog and it was possibly a full moon, however I do not understand why you watched? Your spirit guides do not want to tell, so try to communicate with them! Though, in the life time you two shared after it, he was the one who watched you drown.
In all of these there is a huge sense of melancholy, emptiness, lack of emotion, but there is one I got which is full of anger.
The one full of anger has zero romantic relations, in each life time you will be born as a family in a way or another.
If you are sensitive please do not read this paragraph! For the ones who feel like this is a family member, you two shared a past life together as a mother and son, in which the son ended up being drowned in a bathtub by the mother due to poor mental health.
I understand this can cause anxiety in some of you, but this life time will be very peaceful, this is for healing and loving one another. I do think that here you will be inseparable and live together in perfect harmony, a one of a kind bond with deep adoration. This is the life time where little to no things will go wrong, the calm after the storm. - yes, after. -
↳ ❝ [ two sides of a coin ] ¡! ❞
things you have in common and differences!
These is not much differences here, you both remind me of the cold wind on a cloudy gloomy afternoon, reflections of each other.
↳ ❝ [ signs ] ¡! ❞
melancholic feeling, a lot of blues and whites, messy hair, old music - 1920 -, france? french?, caffeine, days going by slower, chill air no matter the weather, no energy
Thank you for reading!
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ginger cat with three young kittens in front of a cottage
cards the world, knight of cups, two of cups, archangel michael, archangel raguel, archangel charity, bear, llama
open your heart - love yourself, dare to be vulnerable, the freedom of truth, be who you truly are, magical crystal cave - switch on your inner light, bring forward your gifts
note; this pile is the one with the least information, so incase you were drawn to another pile go ahead and read that one as well! This one is very short because the connection is fragile as of now. ♡
↳ ❝ [ conversations ] ¡! ❞
green will be feminine and pink will be masculine.
I am sorry, but nothing comes through here, your spirit guides are very closed off, and the ones of your soulmate even more so. Please look at other piles incase you were drawn to more than one! ♡
↳ ❝ [ moments ] ¡! ❞
these are visions.
a girl on grey carpeted floor lying in black lingerie, recording herself as another person does something funny and both laughing.
two people taking mirror selfies in a public bathroom, but a rather fancy one.
two girls playing on golf grounds, possibly in a - golf - club.
two girls racing to get to talk with someone.
↳ ❝ [ random ] ¡! ❞
these will be things that could happen to end up being relevant.
black, cats, sapphic flag, red lipstick, m&ms, sunglasses, instagram, 2014, tea, air filter, white, acrylic nails, blues and purples, babies, baby powder, carpeted floors
↳ ❝ [ media ] ¡! ❞
these could happen to end up being things you both love or hate, just anything you could connect over.
best friend by doja cat, old money aesthetic, swimming competitions, rom com teen movies, make up brand testing, gossipping - about celebrities-, photoshoots, the kardashians, fake nails, vlogs!, directing
↳ ❝ [ soul connection] ¡! ❞
these could end up being; past life connection, soul family, destiny together, just whatever that relates you two to one another.
Power duooooo!! Go best friends!!! Leo and Capricorn energy!!!! No but for real, regardless of the root of this connection, you will be the bestest of friends.
The closest ones to one another.
Although you two are sharing a life together for the first time, you two are from the same soul family, there is no doubt about it.
You two are very close to one another and definitely understand each other in ways no one else is capable of doing so.
A very beautiful connection.
↳ ❝ [ two sides of a coin ] ¡! ❞
things you have in common and differences!
Not much differences here besides how giving and big your hearts are. You are much more cautious and they are much more empathetic.
↳ ❝ [ signs ] ¡! ❞
money, sugar baby tiktoks but with comedy - ? - , readers posting signs, purples, leds, chilly air/trees being more reactive to wind, white lilies, scooby doo, ice cold water
Thank you for reading.
꒰ pile five ꒱
ginger cat with three kittens holding a lavender umbrella on a flower field.
cards four of wands, nine of wands, seven of wands, hyena, deer, rhinoceros, archangel preminilek, archangel dorenka, archangel hope
oneness - look for the common humanity, invoke lemurian light, cosmic ruby - be a peace ambassador, practice cosmic mastery
↳ ❝ [ conversations ] ¡! ❞
green will be feminine and pink will be masculine.
" What do I remind you of? " " Fire " " Because I am destructive? " " No, you are beautiful, warm and light up my times when there is nothing but dark "
" I am in love with you " " I am in love with you more "
" If we would be a fictional couple, who would we be? " " Eren and Mikasa "
" Who do you love more, me or- " " You. " " But I- " " I don't need to know, the answer is you. "
" Thank you. " " For? " " Just for existing... You know... for being you, being here, without you my life would be hell "
" Sunshine! " " Don't call me that " " Too late, you are my sunshine "
↳ ❝ [ moments ] ¡! ❞
these are visions.
Second to last conversation being as the masculine is drifting off to sleep, eyes already closed, holding the feminine in their arms. Feminine holding back crying, to not wake them as they fall asleep after what they have said.
Both of you spinning in the rain outside of a house, rocks on the ground, not caring at all what anyone has to say. Maybe being barefoot. - I am sensing a spirit guide being mad at me for not telling you to take care of yourself here, lmao. Especially if you are black, an ancestor of yours is telling you to please wear shoes. -
Making desserts together, you making them try out a chocolate melt you have just made. Them frowning and saying it's good even though it's sour.
Two kids playing doctor, a little girl pretending to use tools to open the head of a little boy who calmly snacks on s'mores as none of them is hurt, the parents looking at them in almost horror. - I feel like, for some of you, you will have children together, if not, it will happen with little cousins of yours. -
Laying in a bed together, facing each other and staring onto the eyes of one another while smiling, stroking the cheeks of one another.
Watching netflix together on a couch, holding hands and enjoying the silence in the dark. A comfortable kind of love.
↳ ❝ [ random ] ¡! ❞
these will be things that could happen to end up being relevant.
meditation, bone cracking, yellow, bass music, spotify, the number 9, sharp nails?, braces, mint, lemon, zig zag, hair bands, pretzels, sea salt, nail strengthener, balls - the TOYS -
↳ ❝ [ media ] ¡! ❞
these could happen to end up being things you both love or hate, just anything you could connect over.
You both do not consume enough media for this to be a whole section, the only things coming through are cable tv shows relating to health and arts, possibly some cartoons.
↳ ❝ [ soul connection] ¡! ❞
these could end up being; past life connection, soul family, destiny together, just whatever that relates you two to one another.
Okay so, while I pick up a bit on their energy as well, I pick up more on yours because they are an incredibly closed off person. Very private.
Trigger warning, mentions of sa and trauma
So, what basically, this person has been sent to you by your guides, by the universe. You might at first not trust them because of trauma in your past.
You could have been sexually assaulted or betrayed by someone you deeply loved and trusted which could cause trust issues inside your heart. - which is very valid. -
You could believe - or could have - that they are horrible and will hurt you as well, thus having a hard time opening up your heart and trusting them in a healthy manner, in a moderate amount.
For a lot of you, there was no trust in the beginning at all. - or will be - Which, most highly, your soulmate will be aware of.
Though! They will be very fine with that, as they have a very pure and understanding heart, especially in your situation.
It could be due to them going through something similar, or possibly someone close to them. - this could be a mom or a younger sister. - So they already know how to deal with a situation similar to yours in a lot of aspects.
Though, even if no traumatic events happened around them, they have a very high emotional intelligence and can handle whatever way you react, even if you might think that's not possible due to insecurity and subconscious trauma by how certain people have treated you in the past.
This person is nothing like them and has a very high amount of balance inside themselves, very loving and always does their best to not react in a hurtful manner, rather try to he the best version of themselves.
So, no matter what, they would love you with their whole heart. - just heard 'to the moon and back' -
This will be healing for both of you, but your guides focus on you, because you need to know that there is something amazing is waiting for you. - said with their words. -
This will be very healing for you!! You will feel so so loved in a type of lovely way you have never been loved before. Nothing fragile and very pure intentions, this person just wants the best for you in every way possible.
This connection reminds me of pure white snow, just after it had freshly fallen. A white canvas to start everything over.
It's something that will make you feel like a human again, that will allow you to feel alive without having to worry about basically anything, at all. Where you can just be yourself.
Some of you have been through abusive connections in the past and it has taken a big toll on you. You had to constantly explain yourself, have been controlled, maybe hit even? Not for all of you tho, manipulated and a lot more only you could know about.
It's very understandable that this would make you build your walls up and push others away, which a lot people don't seem to understand.
But they do, and they will. You will have to relearn how to have a healthy relationship again, and it could be hard but they will be very patient with you and understand your heart.
It will go well, maybe even more than just well.
↳ ❝ [ two sides of a coin ] ¡! ❞
things you have in common and differences!
You are the unstable sea, which moves to any difference, who hides many deep things inside themselves and can be destructive or welcoming.
They are the wind that will support you, calm you down but also lift you up. Which will move you in ever way they can, which will support you and never leave your side.
- pisces & libra , cancer and gemini -
↳ ❝ [ signs ] ¡! ❞
white doves, chocolate kisses - the dessert not kissing actual chocolate -, wood door, icey water, water balloon, red nails, the sound of keyboards, sound sensitivity, bubblegums, strawberry flavour, red balloons, dominos
Thank you for reading.
꒰ pile six ꒱
ginger mama cat decorating christmas tree with her young kittens
cards death, the moon, page of wands, kangaroo, rhinoceros, bee, archangel zadkiel, archangel azriel, archangel mariel
creative solutions - think outside of the box, view things from a higher perspective, soul healing - align with your essence, see your true colours, cocoon of white light - rest in perfect love, understand oneness.
↳ ❝ [ conversations ] ¡! ❞
green will be feminine and pink will be masculine.
Nothing is coming through due to your spirit guides not allowing me to tap into your energy, if you are very curious you can always choose another pile or send an ask and I will be answering you privately! - please remember, anons cant be answered privately -
↳ ❝ [ moments ] ¡! ❞
these are visions
I am sorry, but nothing came through here, because you possibly could focus on your feelings more than the possibility of a better future.
Though, you can always try to choose another pile, this one is quite weak!
↳ ❝ [ random ] ¡! ❞
these will be things that could happen to end up being relevant.
Fever, butterfly, 'chapter', chapsticks, dry lips, oil paint, crying while laughing, yoga !!, horror movies, fashion, screaming matches then immediately making up, yellow roses
↳ ❝ [ media ] ¡! ❞
these could happen to end up being things you both love or hate, just anything you could connect over.
so sick by neyo, 'the boy is mine', the boondocks, yoga channels, amazon, 80s shows, make up influencers
↳ ❝ [ soul connection] ¡! ❞
these could end up being; past life connection, soul family, destiny together, just whatever that relates you two to one another.
No, this isn't your ex and that will never work out. You need to do some shadow work because if you keep being stuck up on them, you will never experience real love or a healthy relationship. They are in the past, it's time to accept that. There is a new chapter waiting for you but with the current mentality you posses you will be the problem during each hardship you will have to go through.
You have a hard time accepting this, even though you know it's true.
You keep being stubborn and ignore every sign you get that tells you to move on and healing from that connection.
While your soulmate will help you become a better person, you will either be a blessing or lesson to them, and currently it seems to be the latter. So, for the sake of both of you, work on yourself.
It does not matter if this soulmate in question is a friend or not, it applies all the same.
There is definitely something here you need to let go off, and it's a person. Ex s/o, ex friend, just some kind of ex.
↳ ❝ [ two sides of a coin ] ¡! ❞
things you have in common and differences!
They are much more emotionally aware than you are, but you possess more social intelligence than them.
You two will balance each other out in this aspect.
↳ ❝ [ signs ] ¡! ❞
00s songs, lip gloss, too much notifications, looney tunes, old cartoon network, earpiercings, passing by one another often, leopard print, white & pink & grey
Thank you for reading.
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𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐬
pairing: percy jackson x child of zeus!reader and jason x older sibling!reader
requested: yes!
warning: two curse words, mentions of stealing, death of a parent, and i believe that is it!
category: headcanons, fluff
a/n: i may have gotten too carried away but... i had a lot of fun writing this haha. i hope you guys like it!
pre-relationship
you and percy invented the phrase power couple but coming together took a while
your relationship dynamic would be very similar to thalia and percy's at first
you're both natural-born leaders, so you guys butt heads very often
you're more calculated and organized when it comes to things and percy being impulsive really annoyed you
he's lucky that even though he is impulsive, things somehow always work out in the end
if it wasn't for annabeth urging you guys to get along, you probably would still be at each other's neck
how did she get you guys to get along, you may ask?
she locked you guys in a storage closet :)
and said figure it out ♡
this happened after a friendly sparring practice turned into a full-on fight with your powers
annabeth insisted she wouldn't let you guys out until you declared to be friends
at the time, you were like, percy will never be my friend, ew
percy was just as annoyed
after a good hour of bickering and resisting your urge to choke him out
you guys found that you had a lot in common, actually?
huh, who would have known?
apparently annabeth
you guys talked about your life outside of camp and bonded over the worst teachers you've ever had
turns out, percy wasn't that bad
you'd never admit that out loud though
after a while, you started to feel things
were percy's eyes always that pretty?
yes, they've always been
oh look, those freckles over his nose? adorable
did you just call Percy adorable? yeah, you did… gross
you tried to deny your attraction to him
you were pretty sure this was a cruel joke from aphrodite (it was… more for your dad's than for you guys, though)
then you started noticing changes in his behavior too
now you guys were sharing blankets at the campfire when it got chilly
he even shared the blue cookies his mother sent him too
that's when you should have known he was down bad
both of you have awful sleep schedules
you hated sleeping in cabin 1
it was clearly built not to be slept in, and every few days, you found yourself having late-night conversations with percy at the docks
once the harpies snuck up on you and percy told you to get in the water with him
you didn't know how to swim, and you were kinda horrified of open water
you wanted to refuse, but you were cornered on the docks
you either jumped or got eaten
the last thing you said was that you couldn't swim before percy didn't give you a choice
he grabbed your hand and jumped in
his arm wrapped around your waist to keep you in the air bubble he had made around you guys
at first, you didn't focus on it
too busy trying to defend yourself from his teasing
he continued to mimic the way you screamed when he dragged you into the water
"wow, you can fly, but you can't swim?"
you rolled your eyes, trying to defend yourself
you called him annoying, and he playfully threatened to let you drown
you guys joked and laughed, staying a little too long underwater
after your laughter ceased, you found yourself looking into his eyes
the both of you became quiet
suddenly his arm around your waist, the way your chests were pressed against each other made you horribly flustered
and you're not sure what you were thinking
actually, you weren't thinking at all, but you leaned in and kissed him
like really kissed him, it was a proper kiss
ahhhhhh!!!
probably would have kissed him longer if the water nymphs didn't giggle, exposing their little audience
once you pulled away, they scattered, ready to gossip about what they saw
the news made it to atlantis pretty fast
after the kiss, things were so awkward
you avoided him for days, and he avoided you
annabeth felt the tension, and she was upset because just when you guys were getting along, suddenly, you guys were avoiding each other
the battle of manhattan was approaching soon and the last thing anyone wanted was for you guys not to get along
you both avoided annabeth’s questions, not ready to confess what you guys had shared
eventually, annabeth kept pressing you about what happened
you blew up and admitted that you made out with percy in the water
annabeth was speechless before she burst into laughter
you didn't understand why it was so funny at first
but then you did
the both of you laughed until annabeth said that she wasn't surprised at all
the battle of manhattan comes around, and in the urgency of the moment, you guys were able to rise to the occasion
your movements, thoughts, commands were completely coordinated
you guys were an extension of each other, kicking ass
at the end, you were both offered immortality
the offer took you back to a conversation you guys had where you spoke about how you'd never want to be immortal
the both of you exchanged looks before you simultaneously denied the gift
zeus was offended x2
after that, you guys returned to camp half-blood
the both of you were upset at the campers you've lost and trying to recover from the adrenaline of battle
you and annabeth sang percy happy birthday and the three of you sat together and ate blue cake in a comfortable silence
weeks passed, and one day, you're met with annabeth barging into your cabin asking when you and percy are going to talk about your kiss
it was the last day of camp, and she was insistent on you talking to him
you reluctantly agreed, mainly because annabeth threatened to lock you in a storage closet again
you guys sat on the dunes in silence for a while
the both of you wanted to confess, but neither knew how to do it
after some silence, the both of you spoke at the same time
you stuttered over each other and then began bickering back and forth on who should go first until you blurted out that you like him
you cringed and looked away as percy froze in his spot
it was silent for a moment before percy whispered, "I like you too."
cue your second kiss
your teeth slightly bumping with his since the both of you were smiling so much
and you swore you heard thunder in the distance even though there were clear skies
relationship
you lived in a foster home on the other side of manhattan, so you guys saw each other every weekend
you guys went on movie dates, long drives, and you would sleep over pretty often
for the spooky season, you went to haunted houses and carved pumpkins
you watched horror movies together, teasing each other when one of you jumped and tried to cover your face during the scary parts
you went to his place for Thanksgiving and you arrived early so that the both of you could help sally cook all day
you and percy put blue food coloring on the mashed potatoes
for the first time ever, you felt like you were apart of a family since sally had welcomed you with open arms
everything was going great but then december came around
the last time you saw percy, you guys were christmas shopping for his mom
your last day of school ended a few days after his, so you planned to meet at CHB
but when you got there, you found out he never arrived
you called his home from the payphone in the big house
sally was relieved to hear from you, a part of her hoping he was with you
but you both found out that neither of you had heard from him in a few days
meeting jason
you and annabeth tried everything to find him
then you got a dream from hera that the answer to where percy is was with the guy with one shoe
you arrive and you find this blonde kid and not your boyfriend; you were kinda actually very annoyed
but this blonde kid felt familiar
you weren't sure what it was, and then you heard his name — Jason Grace
surely, it was a coincidence that he shared the name of your missing brother
you were too young to remember his disappearance
the only remembrance you had of him was a picture of the both of you as toddlers sitting happily beside thalia
you always wondered who was the little boy in the photo and it wasn't until a few years ago did thalia tell you about him disappearing
you were a bit wary of him at first, especially since he had no memory of where he came from
it wasn't until he conjured lightning with his sword, did you have no doubt in your mind that he was your brother
the first night you guys spent in the cabin together was awkward
you couldn't really catch up since he didn't remember anything, so you told him what thalia told you about him and your mother
you didn't reveal him everything, not wanting to overwhelm him and you had decided to call it a night before you went into detail
you explained the rest of the story after he came back from his quest
you tried to ask him questions hoping he’d remember more, but his memory wasn't coming back fast enough
both you and jason were growing frustrated, so one day you iris messaged thalia
the both of you came up with an idea to jog jason's memory by showing him things that he enjoyed as a toddler
jason was pretty sure it wouldn't work, but he went along with it
thalia recalled that the two of you really liked watching the flintstones as babies
so you and jason sat down and watched every season available on dvd
and well, it didn't work...
thalia also mentioned you both really liked sweets, so you tried to jog his memory with candy bars
you had to convince jason to sneak out of camp with you
he thought it was such a bad idea, but you reassured him he'd be fine
after reluctantly agreeing, jason and you escaped at night to buy actually steal candy bars from the closest gas station
jason panicked as he watches you shove candy bars in your sweatshirt
"we're gonna get caught"
"if you keep looking that scared, we just might," you replied a little too calmly
he tried to relax, but he just looked like he saw a ghost the entire time
on your way back, you may have electrocuted a harpy and fought a couple cyclops and all the fighting and running made you lose one of your snicker bars
you were upset, to say the least
unfortunately, after stuffing him with chocolate, that didn't work either
then you tried to show him the few pictures you were able to salvage before you were taken to the foster home after the death of your mother
jason sat in front of you on the floor as you pulled the box from under your bed
you smiled, finding an old picture of your mother, and you put it up to his face, taking in the similarities between the two
"yep, you look just like her," you confirmed as you smiled sadly
even though jason didn't know her, he felt a sense of pride when you had told him so
every time a memory would come back, you were the first person he told
when his memories with lupa came back, you were shook
and then you teased him, saying that he's basically a dog
once you threw a twig and told him to go fetch
he didn't find it as funny as you and leo did, but oh well
you also asked if he howled at full moons, and you were met with the straightest face you've ever seen on jason
it was the funniest thing ever to you
every week you guys kicked ass in capture the flag
you guys were more alike than you thought
it was guaranteed that whichever team you were on would win
in the months when the argo II was being built, you had a lot of times to bond with jason
your dynamic was really fun as you were a bit more rebellious and silly while he was a lot more responsible and mature
after the argo II departed
you reuniting with percy was something you thought about for months
you were so excited when the argo II was officially ready to fly over to camp jupiter
your pulse was thumping in your ears when you saw percy in the crowd
after months of worrying about where he was and if he was still alive, it was almost surreal to see him right in front of you
you lunged into him so hard, he stumbled back as you kissed him
just like your second kiss, the both of you were smiling so hard your teeth kept bumping against his
"i love your new look," you commented on his toga, and he snorted,
"yeah?"
"oh yeah, it's kinda hot."
the both of you laughed, content to be in each other's arms again
after getting on the argo II, you were the reason jason and percy formed some sort of a friendship
you were the mutual ground for the both of them since they had a soft spot for you
the tension between the two was something you couldn't disregard and you hated how weird it was at the beginning
if they butted heads, you tried to mend the problem
you understood both of them well enough to understand where they came from
at some point, you and annabeth thought it would be funny to lock them in a storage closet
so you did
they kept complaining to be let out but eventually, they gave in
little did they know that you were standing near the door and listening to their conversation
jason told him how you helped him a lot and all the ridiculous things you made him do
and percy shared stories of you from quests and at camp
the both of them laughed and bonded over having someone as amazing as you in their lives
"y/n is pretty great," percy smiles
"yeah, they are," jason agreed
needless to say, your heart warmed at the praise from your two favorite boys
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Naked Attraction
Summary: A typical day in your art class turn into anything but when you’re introduced to your nude model for the week- a devastatingly gorgeous man named Levi.
Pairing: Modern AU Levi Ackerman x F!Reader
TW: Nudity, swearing, suggestive content, age gap (reader is 20, Levi is 30), dick jokes, reader is thirsty and lewds Levi hard, perhaps poorly written stuff about art and drawing because I literally know nothing haha
(minors please do not interact, just to be safe)
Link to A03 here
A/N: Hello all! This is my entry for @ghost-party’s Meet Cute Collab with my darling husband Levi. I’ve never written for him before so I was a little nervous haha, I hope I did him justice! Thank you to everyone who reads, likes, comments, and reblogs- you are all wonderful and I appreciate your support! I hope you enjoy, my sweet potatoes!
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“Morning,” Jean greets you with a crooked smile and a steaming cup of coffee. It’s the good stuff from the café by his apartment, your favourite thing to help your brain shift into creative mode. “You’re later than usual.”
You grab the cup from him, sighing as you feel the warmth bleed into your hands. “Overslept. Barely had time to get dressed and brush my teeth.”
Jean’s eyes rove over you as you sink into your chair, humming to yourself as you sip on your drink. “I can see. Do you know you’re wearing two different shoes? And I think your sweater is on inside out. Why do you still even have that ugly thing anyways?”
“Thank you for your comments,” you roll your eyes. “I know I look like a hot mess and I don’t need any words from you, Mr. I Asked The Nude Model Out And Got Shot Down.”
Jean’s ears turn red, and he shoots you a dirty look before busying himself with arranging his pencils. “Shut up.”
You snicker to yourself as you set up your own area. Last week’s model had been a soft, pretty brunette that had instantly made Jean all starry-eyed, like a teenage boy with his first crush. It was generally considered a bit taboo to ask out the nude models, but he’d thrown that aside and gone for the kill after she’d slid back into her clothes. She’d laughed and patted his cheek like he was a naughty child asking for candy before dinner. Then proceeded to walk out and climb onto the back of her boyfriend’s motorcycle (but not before making out with said boyfriend for a good 5 minutes, minimum).
Jean had been left with red cheeks and no date, and you’d been left with great blackmail material.
“I wonder who will be our victim today,” you decide to take mercy on your poor friend and change the subject. “Most likely a guy, since we had a woman last week.”
“We’ll know in about 5 minutes,” Jean looks up at the clock on the wall. “Old Cueball is never late.”
Sure enough, in exactly 5 minutes your very bald and very punctual professor casually strolls through the door. A short man in a green coat is following him, presumably your newest subject. You crane your neck, trying to get a better look at his face, but all you can see is dark hair falling like a curtain over pale skin.
“Good morning class,” Professor Pyxis greets you, tossing his briefcase down on his desk with his usual nonchalant air. “I see you are all ready, so let’s get right to it.” He gestures to the person beside him. “This is Mr. Levi Ackerman. He’s your model for the week.”
The class murmurs in curiosity as the mentioned Levi Ackerman turns to face the room.
You swear your heart actually skips a beat.
Steel gray eyes observe the room from a face that practically begs to be immortalized through art. Every line is hard and strong, covered in clear skin that looks like it would slide under your fingers like the smoothest silk. Your eyes drink in his features greedily, from the regal bridge of his nose to the proud edge of his jaw. You decide your favorite thing though, is his cheeks. They are utterly cherubic, round and full and dusted ever so lightly with the lightest shade of pink.
He’s possibly the prettiest man you have ever seen.
“Hey, I know him,” Jean whispers, cutting off your entranced thoughts. “That’s Mikasa’s distant cousin, the one I told you she found on Ancestry.com last year. I’ve met him once, he’s got a stick so far up his butt, he’d need surgery to remove it. Never would have pegged him for the type to do this sort of thing.”
You vaguely remember a previous conversation involving Jean’s childhood friend and some long lost relatives.
“He doesn’t look that uptight,” you muse, too busy admiring the way his lips glint temptingly under the fluorescents to really process Jean’s words. “He’s beautiful, like something out of a Renaissance painting.”
Jean opens his mouth to reply, but Pyxis begins to speak.
“As usual, draw whichever side of him is facing you, all angles will be graded equally,” your professor plops himself down in his chair, already scrolling through his phone to find the playlist for the day. “Completed drawings to be submitted to me by the end of class on Friday. Please remember be respectful and courteous to our guest. Mr. Ackerman, whenever you’re ready.”
The man nods to your professor, already slipping out of his coat as he steps up onto the platform in the center of the room. You watch, mesmerized, as he proceeds to shed himself of his clothes. It’s rigid and methodical (he folds his clothes like he’s worked his whole life in a department store), but somehow oddly endearing. Every inch of his body that is revealed is consumed eagerly by your shameless stare, and you sincerely hope you don’t start drooling. By the time he carefully removes his final items, you feel like you are vibrating in your seat.
Holy fucking shit, he’s built like a god. Like Michelangelo himself carved him out of a block of the most pristine marble. You trace your gaze down the column of his throat, over the strong shoulders and sinewy arms, the impressive set of abs, the thighs that look like they could crush your head and you’d be nothing but happy about it. It takes a minute before you’re able to make yourself look between his thighs, and when you finally do, you have to looks away immediately. Good grief, even that is stupidly handsome. You can’t help but wonder if it would feel as nice as it looks.
Your face heats from your lewd thoughts, and you grip your pencil so hard it almost snaps. Beside you, Jean snickers.
“You okay over there? It looks like you’re about to explode.”
“Can it,” you hiss, glad that the ambient music Pyxis chose will probably keep your conversation private. “I can’t help it that I’m looking at the most gorgeous dick attached to the most gorgeous man I think I’ve ever seen.”
“You haven’t seen mine.”
“I don’t own a microscope.”
“Ooooh, see if I buy you coffee tomorrow, bitch.”
You stick your tongue out at him before turning back to your easel. As you move, you catch the gaze of Levi, his expression unreadable. Warmth creeps up the back of you neck, and you duck behind your sketchpad in embarrassment. You seriously hope he didn’t hear you, he’d probably report you to Pyxis for being creepy. You decide to lock all your stupid horny thoughts deep within the recesses of your mind, and take a few deep breaths to clear your head.
It works, and as you touch pencil to paper, the desire to create overflows inside of you.
Unsurprisingly, you become utterly engrossed in your work, your pencil sweeping over the pad with almost a mind of it’s own. Levi is the perfect model; you swear he’s not even breathing as he majestically hold his pose without even a quiver. The contours of his body spring to life on the page, and you can’t stop the joyful smile that blooms on your lips as you work. It’s times like these, when everything is so perfect, that you truly realize just how much you love making art.
Before you know it, Pyxis announces class is over, and you’ll resume with Levi tomorrow. The man of the hour begins to re-dress as your fellow classmates pack up their supplies and file out. You absent mindedly wave to Jean, who is practically sprinting out the door so he can make his next class all the way across campus. You’re still engrossed in your drawing, staring at it with critical eyes. It good, one of the best starts you’ve had all year, but now that the high of creating has worn off, you can see where you need to improve.
“You’re very good.”
You gasp and jump, whirling around to find Levi standing behind you, eyes fixed on your sketch. How did he even get there? You hadn’t seen him or heard him.
“Oh, uh, Mr Ackerman!” You squeak, your heart racing like you’ve just run a marathon. “T-that’s very nice, I mean, thank- thank you very much!”
“It’s Levi,” your muse says, seemingly unbothered by your stammering. “Yours is going to be the best one here.”
You blink stupidly at his bold statement. “Did you look at all of them?”
“No,” Levi’s voice is firm, a tone that brokers no argument. “But you had the most joy on your face while you worked. That much passion doesn’t churn out stuff that looks like shit.”
“Oh, that’s only because you are such a great model,” you gush, insides turning warm at his praise. “You stayed so still and you looked so damn regal and you’re just so pretty and-” Your eyes go wide as you realize the absolute words vomit leaving your mouth, mortification slithering up your spine.
“I’m pretty?” Levi raises an eyebrow. “You think I’m pretty?”
“No!” You shout, and the man’s other eyebrow joins the first. “No wait, yes! I mean, fuck, I mean you are probably the most handsome man I’ve ever seen!”
Levi’s eyebrows have now practically become one with his hairline. You wring your hands, wishing the floor would just open up and swallow you. “I-well- come on, people must tell you how good looking you are! I can’t be the first.”
“No, but you certainly are the most enthusiastic about it,” Levi deadpans.
Oh, someone just put you out of your misery now.
“I’m sorry,” you offer, cringing internally at your complete ineptitude to hold a conversation with an attractive man. “I....get carried away sometimes.”
“It’s fine,” Levi’s stoic expression softens just a little. “It’s kind of nice to hear, actually. Usually I’m told I’m good looking, but ‘far too short’.”
“That’s bullshit.” you say vehemently, honestly shocked people would deny this man his godhood over something as trivial as height. “Who cares if you’re shorter? It doesn’t detract from you. What’s that phrase again? Good things come in small packages? Well, not that you’re small, I’m not saying that, I just meant-”
“Yes, you did seem to find my package....good,” Levi interrupts, and you swear you see the corners of his lips twitch upwards.
Your eyes widen in horror as your brain replays your hushed conversation with Jean. “You heard that?!”
“I’m told I have exceptionally good hearing.”
“Oh fuck me,” you groan, burying your face in your hands. “I am literally so, so, sorry. That was completely out of line. I have no excuse other than it’s clearly been too long since I’ve gotten some, but that’s no reason to make you uncomfortable. Please, if there’s anything I can do to to make it up to you, I’ll do it!”
“Have tea with me.””
Your head shoots up, surprise coloring your features. “What?”
“Tch, you heard me,” Levi tuts, reaching into his coat pocket and pulling out his phone. “I haven’t got free time till Saturday-stupid Shitty Glasses wanting to trade shifts-but if you want to go out, give me your number and we can work out the details.”
You stare at him with your mouth open, unsure if this is really happening or you’re vividly daydreaming again.
“Umm, are you sure?” You ask, wondering if you should pinch yourself to see if you are indeed imagining things. “I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but I’m wearing two different shoes and my sweater is inside out. Believe me when I say these sorts of fashion statements happen more often than not. Plus, I practically salivated over you like some sort of horny middle aged suburban housewife who hasn’t been laid in years.” You pause to take a breath, once again unable to stop the words from spewing forth like a fountain. “And I’m so awkward! I mean, are you comfortable in this conversation? And I can’t stop talking once I’ve gotten going, and I say the weirdest shit, and, and-”
“I like you,” he says simply, as if he’s just declared something as obvious as 1+1=2. “I couldn’t give a flying fuck about all the stuff you just said, you’re just... you, and I like it. So, do you want to go on a date or not?”
“O-oh,” you suddenly feel shy, your tummy filling with butterflies at the look of sincerity on his handsome face. You’d never met anyone quite like Levi Ackerman before, and you weren’t about to pass up the opportunity to get to know the man behind the drool-worthy muscles. “Uh, yes, please, I would like that. Very much.”
An almost relieved expression crosses Levi’s face, and he hands you his phone to type in your number. You notice the time as you do so, and sigh sadly as you hand him his device back.
“Well I better go,” you say reluctantly, suddenly fervently wishing it was Saturday already. “I’ve got another class in 15 minutes.”
“I’ll walk you there,” Levi says briskly, slipping his phone back into his coat. “To make sure you get there safely. Someone might murder you on account of their eyes being assaulted by that garish sweater. ” The corners of his lips twitch upwards once again, and you grow warm all over, from both his gentle teasing and the knowledge he isn’t quite ready to say goodbye yet either.
“Excuse me, I thought you said you didn’t give a ‘flying fuck’ about my attire,” you huff, but you’re grinning as you quickly pack up your bag.
“I don’t care it’s inside out, but you have to know that is the ugliest fucking color know to man,” Levi says, holding out his hand. Your brain malfunctions slightly for a moment, until you realize he’s offering to carry your bag for you. The butterflies inside you whip themselves into a frenzy as you pass him your stuff, your hand just grazing over his. Handsome, funny, honest, and sweet? How is this guy even real?
“I’ll have you know, this sweater is an absolute delight. When it’s inside right,” you stick up your nose, but unable to stop he laugh that slips past your lips.
Levi rolls his eyes in an almost playful manner. “Doubtful .”
You’re not sure where it comes from, but a sudden rush of confidence fills you. “If you’re so offended by it, maybe you should just rip it off of me.”
The tips of Levi’s ears turn a delightful shade of pink. You’re sure your own skin is hot enough to cook an egg on.
“Wear it Saturday then,” Levi’s ears may be flushed, but his eyes flash with something that makes your spine tingle. The insinuation of his words has your gut clenching and your mind whispering fervent prayers to please please please make Saturday get here faster, I don’t ask for much, please!
“Only if you wear your modeling outfit,” you manage to say, trying your best to sound coy when you feel like you might combust into a pile of lust and giddiness. “I’ve never seen someone wear it so well, and I want a closer look.”
If possible, Levi’s eyes grow even darker, and you just know Saturday is going to be one of the best damn days of your entire life.
“Deal.”
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Pairing: Hayakawa Aki/Reader
Warnings: None
Notes: This was a first chapter (or well, the beginning of a first chapter kinda?) to a longer fic I was planning to write, but I haven’t been able to motivate myself to finish the whole fic oops :P
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The first thing you notice about him is his suit. All black, save for the shirt, and much too old-fashioned for someone his age. The pants aren't tapered, and his shirt looks one size too big. He dresses like an old man at a funeral—minus the pierced ears. Though, you push those thoughts aside as he walks up to the register.
"Can I get a pack of Seven Stars?"
He sounds tired.
"I.D.?" you ask. He fishes around in his pockets for a bit before pulling out his wallet to grab his license. You squint to read his birthday and quickly do the math in your head.
"You're good," you tell him as you turn to unlock the glass cabinet holding the cigarette packs.
You ring him up, ask him if he wants his receipt (which he declines), and smile when he thanks you softly.
Fine, you'll admit it. He's cute, and you may or may not have glanced at his name when he showed you his I.D.
"Hayakawa Aki," you murmur to yourself. You doubt you'll see him again.
The next weekend, you're pleasantly surprised to find out that you're wrong. He's back, except he's not alone. Trailing behind him are two unfamiliar faces. A blonde boy with messy hair and a toothy grin, no more than eighteen at most. He’s wearing a pair of worn jeans and a t-shirt so wrinkled that you’re certain it was taken straight out of the dryer, crumpled up, and tossed into a drawer before he’d pulled it out today. Then, there’s a girl with a cat cradled in her arms and her jacket nearly slipping off her shoulders. She’s got bright pink hair and—wait, are those horns? Oh, shit. It takes you a few seconds to process that she’s a Fiend. You’re more surprised than anything. Most of the Fiends you’ve seen out and about have always been accompanied by someone from Public Safety, and you begin to wonder if there’s more to Hayakawa than meets the eye.
“Hey, Aki! Can we get snacks? All your snacks suck!” the boy exclaims as the trio walk past the candy aisle.
“Yeah, Denji’s right! All your snacks are lame!” the girl chimes in. You hear him heave a sigh.
"No. This is supposed to be a quick stop,” Aki states firmly.
Denji huffs and crosses his arms over his chest. “So you get to buy something and we don’t? Seems a little unfair, right, Power?”
“Yeah, this is inequality!” Power shouts so loudly that you flinch. “FIEND OPPRESSION! FIEND OPPRESSION!”
You stifle a laugh, watching as she waves her arms around frantically and screams the phrase over and over into Aki’s face. He looks like he’s two seconds away from ripping his hair out, and you can’t help but feel a twinge of pity.
“Fine!” he snaps in defeat, shutting them up immediately. “You get one item each. Meet me at the—”
They bolt down the candy aisle before he can finish, and Aki lets out a pained groan of frustration before turning to walk toward you.
“I’m sorry about them,” he apologizes. He sounds way more embarrassed than he should be, and you give him a sympathetic smile.
“It’s fine. I’ve seen worse,” you offer in consolation. He asks for another pack of cigarettes, the same brand as before, and reaches for his wallet. Though, his fingers come to a stop, hovering just above his pants pocket, and he frowns upon hearing the thunderous footsteps of his companions as they bound up to his side. Denji and Power drop two armfuls of snacks before the register, grinning like madmen.
“I said one item each,” Aki grumbles, but he pulls out his wallet to pay anyway. Aki’s friends move at the speed of light, ripping open a bag of potato chips the moment their receipt finishes printing. He rolls his eyes before scanning the receipt you hand him.
“Excuse me,” he calls just as you’re about to turn. “I don’t think you charged me for some of their snacks.”
“Oh, don’t worry ‘bout it,” you respond, lips curling into a shy smile. “It’s on the house. Plus, you seem like you’re in a rush.”
“No, no, I couldn’t!” he politely argues as he tries to hand you his card again.
“Hey, Aki! The hot lady said they’re free! Just take ‘em!” Denji cuts in. Aki elbows Denji in the side followed by a low, sharp whisper of ‘She has a name.’ Denji shoots him an irritated glare, pride wounded, before huffing back, “Oh yeah? Then, what is it? I bet you don’t even know! Stop actin’ all high and mighty just ‘cause you think I don’t got manners!”
You’re about to tell the two that it’s completely fine and thank them for stopping by the store, but Aki speaks before you can get a word out.
“I do, in fact, know her name,” he bristles, and Denji’s grumbling falters.
It’s an odd but heartwarming feeling to hear a complete (but cute) stranger say your name as he thanks you, even more so when you haven’t introduced yourself yet. You try to tell yourself it comes with the territory of customer service, that the smile on your face and the blush dusting your cheeks is how anyone working a thankless job would react when a customer spares a second of their time to glance at a name tag.
“It was very kind of you,” Aki adds while pocketing his pack of cigarettes, “but you don’t have to do that next time.”
“It was nothing, really,” you insist with a light laugh. “Thank you for—”
Denji groans, shifting the bags of candies and chips in his arms. “C’mon, Aki, hurry up. We have to go.”
Before you can finish your sentence, Power and Denji have already dragged Aki out the automatic doors, leaving you flustered and alone. You let out a soft, short sigh and close your eyes as you play back your recent conversation with Aki. You find yourself smiling at the memory of him saying your name, at the chance that you’ll see him again, but the ever-jarring screech of the store’s old sliding doors opening yanks you from your blissful thoughts.
Your aunt stumbles through the doorway, struggling to carry a large box, and calls for you.
“Where are you?! Come help me carry this!” she demands between heaving breaths. As you rush to her aid and take the box from her, you catch a glimpse of the store’s tacky uniform polo and freeze as you remember—no one here wears a name tag.
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