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coquelicoq · 5 days ago

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third person singular present indicative of vaincre/convaincre my beloved. yeah sure just end in a fucking letter c of all things. what the hell, live a little! most badass french verb form of all time perhaps?

#I'LL END IN C. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!!!!#<-vainc et convainc #i saw convainc in the wild recently and just got giddy...it's disgusting that words can do this to me #french #orthography #my posts #like you expect weird shit from the subjunctive and the passé simple but the present indicative?????#and i mean. even in the subjunctive and passé simple verbs are not ending in c. let's be real here #only vaincre and convaincre have dared #vaincre is like i won by definition i can do anything i want now #and convaincre sa sœur cadette is like 🥺 can i do it too and vaincre is like fuck yeah you can #like verbs just don't end in c guys. there are letters that verbs end in and c is not generally one of them #i know vainc is definitely académie-sanctioned but it FEELS like you're getting away with something #it feels like you're speaking middle french or some shit. exquisite brainfeel

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