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saw someone who just assumed that ds9 was an anime. as in star trek. okay
#it was really funny#like you didn’t bother to look it up?#you just assume it’s a fucking anime??#hdbdjffbdjf#dude#star trek#star trek ds9#ds9#st ds9
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more jurassic park au !! (inspired by me and my friends clearing out the jurassic park section at universal this week)
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#i’m never not obsessed w this movie n book but like i am even more obsessed than usual rn#this is essentially a glorified sketch i did not even bother w a lineart layer on this one#also there exists a panel where will is elbow deep in dino poop and gagging and throwing up and mike is looking at him like#babygirl i won’t you#but i didn’t feel like drawing it rn so.#eventually i shall#anywaysssssss#byler#will byers#mike wheeler#/astro draws#i also just noticed there is a Line on the dino’s mouth but just ignore that please#the perils of working with a singular sketch layer .
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how long does it take you to draw your sketches/doodles? also do you have any tips to draw faster? 🙇♀️
I generally take 30 - 60 minutes a sketch,,,, but honestly really depends on how detailed it is.
Like a Chibi will be done in 20 - 25 minutes (Counting in the extra time I spend on minute details like a perfectionist 😭)
I for some reason really like spending egregious amounts of time on random objects too??? Unless it’s the in the background, I’ll spend 40 minutes refining it.
Random characters that are fully colored and rendered with take like 80 minutes.
The comics take usually take an hour or two per page. (If I decide to cross hatch it, my entire day will be gone with 4 pages… so I’ve been trying to find shortcuts. But not without sacrificing the quality for time lol)
I don’t think there’s any trick or magic to drawing faster. It’s really about weaponizing your artistic knowledge, and finding what’s comfortable or convenient for you!
There was a period of time where I would spend 11 or 12 hours on an illustration, and it wASS UGLYYYYY. (Some of these artworks are still available on my tumblr,,, but it’s SO LONG AGO, AND IT WAS MY 1ST OR 2ND YEAR GETTING INTO DIGITAL ART)
Overtime I learned what worked best for me, and practiced till I felt more comfortable with what I was drawing. Eventually I managed to shorten the time to 4 hours or less! Ambition was my biggest enemy but at the same time my biggest motivator. (And it still is LMFAO) 😭
EDIT (bit more to my way too long tangent): ALSO??? BRO DON’T BE AFRAID TO USE YOUR MESSY SKETCH AS LINEART OR DRAW ON TOP OF IT. I’VE DONE IT FOR YEARS NOW AND IT ADDS SUCH A GOOD EXTRA BIT OF TEXTURE,, AT THIS POINT I DON’T EVEN USE LINE-ART ANY MORE UNLESS IT’S A COMMISSION,, (IT’LL ADD LIKE AN 2-4 HOURS TO MY WORK)
#mushyrt#asks#that word minute bothers me so much#I look at it and want to refer to it as the time minute#this sketch took about 3 minutes when it should’ve been 1 minute#BUT I WAS SO HYPERFIXATED ON THE EYESSS#i say these pretty words#but THE REAL TIP IS HONESTLY THE LASSO TOOL#LASSO TOOL IS THE BEST#IT’S MY FAVORITE TOOL FOR MAKING BACKGROUNDS OR QUICK SHADING OR COLORING#OR ALSO THE MASK TOOL#TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THEM#THEY’RE SO GOOD#Procreate mask tool kinda sucksss#SO USE ALPHA LOCK IF YOU ARE A CONFIDENT PERSON#OR NOT AFRAID TO F**K UP#Bro I sometimes draw on 1 layer and use alpha lock and my friends look at me like I’m a menace#BUT IT!S USEFULLLL AND SO EASY#This little tangent definitely should’ve been my answer for the ‘how much do you draw’ question#but I’ve been thinking about it for a long time#AND I’M A MANIAC WHEN IT COMES TO DRAWING 😭😭#even if you rob me of a paper or pencil I WILL FIND A WAY TO DRAW#I WILL SCRATCH INTO YOUR SHIRT AND ROCKS AND MAKE AN ARTWORK OUT OF WATER OR CAT FUR#YOU WILL NOT DEPRIVE ME OF MY CREATIVE ENDEAVORS#This didn’t stick out to me until one of my friends said ‘omg ofc she’s drawing’ under her breath#like I spend every second of free time I have drawing unless I find something else interesting#The only time I’m not drawing is when I’m on the toilet or doing random everyday stuff#I forgot to talk about this but greyscale to color is insanely useful too; it teaches you different values while also being super fast#i tend to use greyscale to color when I do a BW sketch I end up liking#TL;DR - Lasso Tool + Layer Mask + Alpha Lock + Sketch as lineart
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a strange trend in my favorite characters I realize is that I tend to heavily gravitate toward somewhat obscure, antagonistic forces
#shoutout to the multiple months when I was young when I was obsessed with flatwoman#‘who the fuck is flatwoman’ heh. well. you ever watch the pbs kids show peg + cat?#she appeared in like two episodes and let’s just say. I would’ve died for her as a kid#and yup ok you guessed it this trend continued with my boy pumpkin daddy#what thehell is wrong with that guy and more important question why is he my absolute favorite character of all time#I’m not even talking strictly about PDBC here alright? in that I have full control over him#in ROOTS? oh boy unstoppable force of nature someone Actually euthanize him or something he’s going to commit heinous crimes if left alone#he’s So bizarre mind if I just talk about that before going back to sleep? his morals are all over the place#‘this poor abandoned child. her mother should be ashamed of doing this to her. anyway let’s kidnap her for money’#and then he fucking pretends that he didn’t remember that happening#not that it DIDNT happen but that he just doesn’t remember it??.okay go off king??#at this point I don’t even know if he was lying he might just have Alzheimer’s or something he’s gettin kinda old#also Alzheimer’s is the worst word ever I have to look it up to spell it every time ffs so annoying#also worth mentioning that he almost got himself killed in a pursuit of someone’s money#and then not even a YEAR later he was back at it again trying to scam the SAME people lol GIVE IT A REST#I didn’t type lol this is travesty istg I didn’t type lol there there’s a lol ghost on the loose#he needs to be put down or something#and why the hell is he actually one of the nicest parents like huh?..?man what??#yeah this is my little science experiment I made solely for money. i love her she’s beautiful she’s awesome#my brother in Christ pick a side are you horrible or not#ok also wait that reminds me. it was unintentionally implied that he wasn’t evil once#I won’t go into it for the sake of time but. raises eyebrow. what the hell do you mean#at least I think it was unintentional. it’s still weird to me and I never bothered asking#anyway I should probably go back to sleep I have n appointment in like. two hours. sigh#yayyyy I love characters who suck!!! 🥰🥰🥰 pop off you asshole king and or queen
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ppl only pretend to care about Duke Thomas and read more than wfa online. Ppl irl who know his name prolly care about him. No I’m not coping with the fact that I’m WATCHING the breaking down and setting to the side of a potential if not already major black character not just in dc but in the batfam specifically AGAIN
#For everyone else I had to play catch up for Duke I’m literally watching it happen#and sometimes I wonder were there diehard Orpheus or fox fam Stans#did another black fans roll their eyes at tams portrayal in RR#did another black fans stomach sink when they saw a white fan favorite take a black characters job and realize what was gonna happen#did they not bother investing in Tiff or onyx bc they knew#bc we either get Jezebel jets or Bea Bennetts and nobody cares about either#are there ppl who don’t care at all bc they’re still holding out for cyborg and icon#sorry I’m sad#but whats that quote about white ppl who see racism as victims with no perpetrators#it’s never them or anyone they know and if you insinuate that maybe they’re not fair or maybe they perpetuate smth#suddenly ur wrong and attacking them and they’ve always liked this character look#u can scroll through the tag and see some fanart and Maybe an ooc hc in a sea of incorrect quotes#but that’s enough for other white people so ur wrong#and it’s not even make content I want right#it’s like. if ur gonna put all ur focus onto where men and pretend it’s revolutionary whatever#why are we taking traits and storylines from black characters to do so#Why are we Including black characters and TAGGING them as viewers to white foolishness#like i wouldn’t care if I didn’t have to see it every time I scrolled through the Duke tag#imagine being able to block a tag you didn’t wanna see and NEVER seeing it bc ppl know how to tag#imagine filtering Duke Thomas centric and not getting a fic where he realizes his job is to take care of dick or tim#sick behavior
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Also I feel like I have to say this but FUCK Toy Story 4. Awful movie, bad execution, poor excuse for a sequel.
#they stopped animating several of the toys like TOYS. they completely lost track of what made the first 3 films so charming#which was the fact that woody runs like a puppet and the barbies move like they can’t bend their legs (because they can’t)#and just in general everyone moves awkwardly. they completely fucked it up. bo peep used to move like she was on wheels#why is she now an action girl?? they made her look COMPLETELY different. i think they heard strong female character and assumed#they had to make bo a karate kicking badass. my girl was a badass when she was a solid fucking doll who had basically no movement#in her bottom half#woody would never have abandoned a kid; buzz’s weird psychic inner voice was lazy writing#they utilised the humans WAY too much for my liking. it’s TOY story not story of bonnie’s family#they had the toys break rules near constantly. they didn’t have a good villain#they didn’t use hamm or potato head or jessie or bullseye or rex anywhere near enough#whyyyyyy bring on extra comedy relief characters when YOU HAVE HAMM RIGHT THERE#i feel like the writers didn’t want to bother writing funny sarcasm and wordplay for hamm or just didn’t trust gen alpha kids to understand#it; so they brought in key and peele to do slapstick instead. which is fine but like. the supporting cast literally MADE TS2&3#why are you not utilising them. is it to justify paying the actors less? because they only got a couple of lines each#there was no good villain. the ventriloquist dummies were creepy and had potential and i honestly thought gabby was going to be the next#lotso; but no one had the guts to go through with it#there was no one to hold a candle to sid or al or lotso or even zurg#i honest to god feel like i could’ve written a better movie. i know someone will pop up like ‘but you didn’t!!’#yeah because i’m not getting paid by fucking disney. if you want a screenplay i’ll write one girl#just don’t act like this film was good. it was boring and the writing was lazy#personal
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LMAO there’s no way someone made a callout blog for TBHK, you people have way too much free time on your hands
#and this is coming from ME#like no shit the manga is problematic ppl have been saying this for years#but newsflash people are well within their right to enjoy problematic media#what is your goal here?? are you gonna arrest everyone who likes it??#you do realize how stupid that makes you look right??#i almost didn’t watch it bcuz i heard bad things but when i gave it a chance the fan service really wasn’t that bad??#aside from a few weird scenes and official arts it’s super easy to overlook unless you’re only reading it to complain abt it#who checks out tbhk and expects it to be a masterpiece anyways i just read it for the silly ghosts#it truly was never that serious#if you can’t get past the fan service that’s totally understandable but no one is automatically a horrible person just bcuz they like the#show/manga#grow up#tbhk#toilet bound hanako kun#hanako kun#fandom discourse#nene yashiro#kou minamoto#sousuke mitsuba#i just could never imagine investing that much time and energy into smth i hate#and also the weird shit stopped like a quarter ways into the manga#you’d know that if you actually bothered to read it
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#the way my sister complains about having no games for her ds and switch when she let both of her exes keeps all of the games#like girl you could have took some of them and you didn’t!!! why is this suddenly my problem#my mom is telling me to be nice and share when switch games don’t work like that#and I don’t trust her to not mess stuff up in the game for me#like she threw away half of my nail polish today because I kept it in her room before she moved back in bc my room is very small and she#thought that gave her liberty to throw the ones she thought looked old away???#and then she got mad when I made her dig them out of the trash like!!!! you could have just brought them over to my room like a normal#person but you decided to start throwing shit out instead#anyway I’m sorry for complaining it’s just annoying having everyone tell me to be nice when I couldn’t be nicer#just because you’re going through a hard time doesn’t mean you can snap at mom when she asks a simple question#‘but it reminds me of my girlfriend and how she always fights with me 🥺’ but you knew mom for longer and you know she hates when people get#upset with her!!! and it sucks bc she doesn’t understand how hard it is to be the only person my parents can complain to because they#don’t have friends#she doesn’t understand why I’m the one always confronting her about stuff when my parents are scared of her getting mad at them bc every#time you say something simple like ‘hey don’t leave your shoes in the middle of the floor’ she gets upset and I’m the only one who doesn’t#let it actually get to me… at least it doesn’t bother me after I post a tumblr rant okay bye#it’s just the same childhood drama except she’s almost 30 and I’m almost 21 like be serious
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being a girl is getting a lil high and turning on music that you can cry sing to while thinking about your ex who did you so wrong even though you’re literally the happiest you’ve ever been and don’t miss him at all at all at allllll!!!!!
#hey i hope it’s sooo shitty in the black dog btw#why wasn’t i good enough#i hate that he makes me ask that#why is he doing all the things i wanted him to with her#if he’s capable why didn’t he want to for me#i am sooo thankful for music#bc when gracie abrams said and you look stupid going out if she’s got a pulse she meets your standards now…#and when she said AND ALL I EVER DID WAS CONSIDER YOU UNTIL ALL I COULD DO WAS CONSIDER ME#and when she said you really thought you would get what you wanted#and when taylor swift said does it feel alright to not know me??#and when gracie said bit the bullet didn’t hurt but i still hate the image of you kissing her…#like i’m over him why does it bother me so much he’s moved on#oh maybe it’s bc it’s with the girl he told you he was in love with all throughout high school#i’m just glad B came along when he did#lol me when i remember i was technically still in a relationship when we first met#hehehe oopsies :3#i’m just a girl!!!#plus i was already planning on breaking up with him after he didn’t get me anything for my bday not even a card#so like i was practically single hehe#anyway time to stop feeling sad for myself bc i have a hot ass dilf who is unbelievably perfect in every way for me#B - i love you!
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cool so my ent just made my ear bleed. im never going back to see her again.
#purrs#i go in every 3 weeks to get my ears cleaned out bc i have chronic issues including w*x build up and she was SO fucking aggressive. i saw#her for all of TWO FUCKING MINUTES and she didn’t even bother to look before she started trying to clean and she was really rough with the#instrument and really hurt my one bad ear taking out the w*x and i was asking her questions about flying and she was completely dismissing#me and shutting me down and telling me to put mineral oil drops or debrox in my ear when SHE is the one who told me earlier not to put any#liquid in my ears. and i was in her chair for all of two minutes and when she left i realized MY FUCKING EAR WAS BLEEDING because she was so#aggressive with the tool she abraded the skin and didn’t even care to check if my ear was clear or bleeding or whatever after she left. im#so fucking angry and in pain. what the FUCK. you are my ent. you KNOW i have chronic issues in that ear specifically. can you not be slow a#and gentle when you see me. can you not give me more than five minutes of your time when i only see you every THREE MONTHS. i just am so#angry and distraught. fuck her and fuck that entire office. it’s so unpleasant being there i am fucking done.#ask to tag#like can you not be delicate. SHOULD you not be delicate. im so fucking mad!!!!!!!!!!#* every 3 months i mean. that’s how often i go in#ear infection tag
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If you told Phone Guy you lost your arm during your shift, he would probably say something like “Welcome to adulthood!” Or “Those kind of things happen, you’ll get used to it” like it’s a completely normal thing.
#going back to my FNAF fixation#but Phone Guy is so interesting hear me out#with how he talks and brushes things off he must have been abused or threatened by his work-#in some way for him to shut up and normalize the crazy things that went on#he didn’t even scream or call for help in his last call he just told them to look in the suits#like it was something he knew would happen#people gloss over him because he’s William’s red hearing#but he’s literally glossing over the fact that there was dead kids in the withered so hard in the second game I bet you he knew#he just made excuses for each death which made him suspicious to most but he was totally forced to act like that#probably why the animatronics hunted him#and stored him away in Freddy to be forgotten#kind of like what he did to them-stayed silent and allowed the killer to get away with it#sort of sad because I think he’s hanging on in the first game but nobody bothers to get him out#tbh he seemed more dedicated and ecstatic about raising the company that William or Henry-he's really the true one for that#I think he's the one who made it Freddy Fazbears-because in the original games Fredbear's Diner and Freddy Fazbear's had different owners-#also according to Phone guy GF is Freddy not Fredbear-but that's retconned
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My older brother
#so… he’s in prison and has a felony now#what a goofy#we have to figure out how to send him money for commissary#rambling#how do you wait till you’re almost 40 to catch your first felony man#he just called to tell mom happy Mother’s Day and was like ‘I want some cookies 🥺-‘#he’s also been on drugs really bad… i remember when he used to look down on addicts and my little brothers father had been on drugs real#bad since we were little (still is now..) and he looks bad everytime we see him#like skin and bone…#but when my bother was younger#my little bros dad stole stuff from us and my bro and his friends chased him down and beat him up but my bro stopped it#all of his friends parents were on drugs and stuff and he didn’t want mom to be like them… it’s a lot#now look at him#it’s a mess
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There always seems to be one kid who just screams like a tornado siren, all day long, at any given opportunity. Like, kid, I love you, you are precious and deserve all the happiness in the world; but please for the love of god shut up. There are people trying to learn here and you’re not helping them or yourself.
#I don’t like being harsh with people in general but if one child is raising the tension in the room to a fever pitch every single day#making it incredibly hard for the kids who are trying really really hard to focus when they already have focus issues#and because I know this specific kid gets absolutely spoiled rotten at home and is allowed to do whatever they want#you know… sometimes it helps to show the kid how they sound to others by demonstrating the obnoxious nature of The Scream#because when the parents do Jack Shit about teaching their kid discipline and courtesy; you have to be a parent in their stead#But do NOT continue to scream. You are an adult with adequate emotional control. Screaming should be be done EXTREMELY sparingly#and only utilized for demonstration purposes or to stop a brawl; not for bullying or intimidation#Don’t do a JoJo Siwa and TRY to make kids cry even though you may get stressed enough that you want to escalate on purpose#Again: you are an adult with adequate emotional control; don’t escalate unless the overreaching plan is to deescalate#if eliciting a startle response will stop harmful behavior and “snap them out of it” for long enough for you to get through#or if they just need to let all their emotions out at once so they can lose enough of that high energy to think critically#then sure#but you have to guide them back down very carefully and calmly; it’s a precise science#Don’t be mean about it; be genuine in your feelings and don’t go overboard. Genuine ≠ mean unless you’re evil#Or if you don’t feel emotions very strongly (like I do) then react like a “normal” person. Lie about being angry or sad if it is appropriat#Again: Your goal should not be to get the kid to do what you want; the goal should be to get them to feel good enough#so they are ABLE to do it in the first place#And the goal should also be to show them how their actions affect others if they are not aware of it#“Teach a man to fish” and all that. Don’t always check them; get them to check themselves#If a kid hits another kid when they’re angry at something completely unrelated; then 1.) redirect destructive behavior#and 2.) walk them back over to the kid they hurt and say:#“Look at [name]; look how sad you made them. [name] didn’t do anything to you#It’s okay to be angry but we CANNOT hit people when we are angry because it hurts and makes them cry.” Works great#Always remember there is a power imbalance inherent in EVERY child-adult relationship and NEVER abuse it#And if you’re not patient or emotionally stable enough to work with or have children; then don’t. Please don’t.#Children are not cute little dolls to play dress-up with; nor are they perfect angels; nor are they your personal stress ball#Having children is NOT A GAME. They are PEOPLE who will grow to be your age one day and everything you do affects them#Sorry I’m just tired of all these parents who shove iPads in their kids faces so they don’t bother them. You’re giving them an addiction
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Hi if you dont mind even its temporarily posted to your page can you please consider sharing and extending your support to help relocate to a safer place(Egypt) . I need help immediately. Thank you from the bottom of my heart
You may have one tumblr user buying what you’re selling, but all your posts are from one day ago. It’s clearly a scam!
This is one of those bots that targets blogs who post about Palestine. Shame on you.
#another way you can tell is that there’s no likes on the account page#I decided to look it up & you have one person convinced#hopefully they didn’t send you any money#I hope that your account gets taken down just like the rest of these I’ve been archiving#oddly enough the account claiming your legitimacy has also only posted since like March 6th of this year#that is oddly suspicious#don’t go bothering that other blog as they look more legit but it is weird you gotta admit#maddieemartins#tumblr scam#tumblr scams#mine#op#asks#ask
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[ @bugboi-of-gotham ]
Oh no….
#whispers#bugboi#but only mentioned#only in gotham rp#only in gotham#dc rp#security footage#(I know I said I wouldn’t finish this tonight but I ended up finishing it)#(also this is what Artem looks like I included their general body shape their scaring and their peircifs even if most aren’t visible)#(*piercings sorry I made that tag at 2 am)#(hope you all like it haha it’s been years since I’ve drawn a fully colored piece like this)#(going to bed i think night all)#oc artwork#(Artem usually binds but they’re dancing alone in their home so like I didn’t bother with it)#(Artem has 3 scars that are visible here but the one on their head is a bit hard to see cause they always cover it with hair#)#(they will never admit to their feelings though so it’s time for the secretly pining portion of the story)#(I forgot their glasses asdfgjagsii fuck)#(my favorite part of this aside from like the plot implications is the surprisingly gender affirming riddler shorts)
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the pianist at the music school i attend (who hates me profoundly for no reason) is my teacher’s husband apparently.
#also not a music school like college or whatever just somewhere you go to have like two lessons a week 💗#didn’t know the term for this in english and could not be bothered to look it up
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