#like why are you trying to hold my hand in the grocery store 🤨

[fmiliarpattrns]

Why won't my man (<- not my man <- delusional <- obsessive) pay attention to me it's like he only texts me when he wants sex (<- literally the arrangement)

[just-some-random-blogger]

MENTALLY UNWELL 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

First of all Nsjjsjsn i think its so funny that you called yourself out for having a cringe concept HAHAHAH I LOVE THAT FOR YOU its giving me sort of pda is gross unless it happens to me in which case its great vibes HAHAHAHHA IDK IT JUST POPPED UP IN MY HEAD LOL AJAJJSNSJSJ

Anyway

Your smile grew to Cheshire lengths, but you tried to rein it in. If you looked too giddy, they would insist on too many details. You needed to keep the charm there, bask in the attention the flowers had given you, and then accept that your ruse had worked.

😮😮😮 girl boss moment 😏😏😏😏😏 SLAYYYY

“Someone special,” you replied truthfully, closing your eyes and thinking back to the disappointing Valentines you had last year, and how you had sobbed drunkenly on your best friend’s shoulder.

Lets go yn you are special

“Everyone got something in the office. Everyone except me. I’m going to have to send myself flowers next year just to make sure they don’t pity me as they did today. There’s nothing wrong with being single! Yet why do I feel so miserable?”

Its ok i would also send myself flowers its what i deserve 😌

“Don’t worry. I’ll send you flowers.” Jinyoung was running his hand up and down your back rhythmically, trying to soothe your nerves.

NSJSJSJJSJSJ JINYOUNG SENT THE FLOWERS AND NOT YOU MEKSSJSJN DEADDDD

“Sure. You’re the only Valentine I want to have anyway. We’ll make a big deal out of it. If you’re not in a relationship next year, I’ll make this day so special you’ll never cry on it again.”

NOOOOOOOO NOOOOO NOOOO MY WRITTEN BY A WOMAN BABY LOVE NOOOOO FFUCCKKKKK IM DEAD WHY WOULD YOU SAY THINGS LIKE THAT TO ME

suddenly im thinking of irl jinyoung doing this for someone he loves and im 😩😩😩 whoeveR YOU ARE YOU ARE WINNING

[...] You were going to give him the best night ever. [...] Candlelit dinner for a fun touch. [...]

🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 girl ///: aint no way u talkin bout dinner 😐 /: the denial is strong with this one

You should have known with all their giggling you’d end up at a lingerie store two blocks over. You were so stunned that you didn’t even protest as they dragged you inside. And somehow, thirty minutes later, you left with a purchase made and a flush to your cheeks.

HAHAHAHAH WELP AT LEAST YOUR FRIENDS GET IT THEY KNOW THEY KNOW HURRAY FOR FEMINISM GET YOU A GURL LIKE THAT SLAY 💅💅💅💅

I’ll just wear it for myself sometime, you reasoned as you dashed towards the grocery store, loading a basket full of the supplies you had made a list for, trying not to think of how Jinyoung would have reacted to you wearing the set in the bag dangling off your arm. In another world, where you were both lovers and the flowers had meant more than saving face, you could imagine greeting Jinyoung after work in just the lingerie and heels, hungry eyes devouring your curves, your bare skin. It would definitely end with dessert being served up before the main course.

🤨 like i said. We been knew 😒💅

“You did, huh?” His attention fell back to the assorted bags, snagging on one in particular.

😰😰😰🫣🫣😳😳 OK BUT JINYOUNG UNHINGED FOR THAT THO I-

“What colour is it?” Jinyoung continued, his gaze zeroed in on your coat, as if he was trying to scan through the layers to find it himself. He rocked on his heels and took a decisive step forward.

HE SAID WHAT

His eyes darkened and he took another step forward. “Huh. I thought I knew everything about you, best friend.”

AINT NO WAY YALL JUST BEST FRIENDS I HATE IT HERE

“You already know what brand and size I wear. You bought me some for my birthday,” he replied instantly, fingers grazing your coat, caressing it with a patience that was missing from his tense expression.

UHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMM HELLLOOOOOO???????¿????

“Did you think of me when you bought this?” he murmured so low that you weren’t sure he actually uttered the words. Breaking the sticker holding the bag closed, a deep inhale is all you heard as he peered inside. “Blue and white. You were thinking of me.”

I would just like to say

“Do you… want to see it on?” you asked, unsure where the confidence came from. He had never made you feel uncomfortable within your body, but it wasn’t like you to just offer a scantily-dressed option of yourself up to anyone.

BONK 🤠 WELLLLLPPPP HOWDY 😳🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠

Away from the heady atmosphere, you let out a small laugh. “What the hell am I doing?” you asked yourself as your hands worked down the zipper of your dress, the fabric pooling at your feet. You weren’t prepared for this. You would have waxed; shaved at the very least. But for some reason, that didn’t deter you. The more clothing you pulled off, the more determined you were to have this moment regardless.

NAH BUT SLAY WE LOVE A MAN THAT MAKES YOU COMFORTABLE IN UR OWN SKIN AS HE SHOULD actually bare minimum if he doesn't treat you like this leave his ass ////:

“When I sent you those flowers, I wasn’t quite expecting such a gift in return,” he hoarsely said, striding towards you until he was close to brushing against you. You gasped as his breath met your exposed skin, his eyes still roaming over you. “I’m not complaining one bit.”

BARK BARK IM NOT COMPLAIN EITHER PAPI

“So, dinner?” you questioned weakly, unable to hide the desire filling your voice. You wanted him. You wanted to see as much bare skin as you were showing him. As if he read your mind, he reached over the back of his head and tugged off his hoodie and tee all at once. You blinked, eyes wandering over his broad chest and shoulders. You had seen this all before, but not under these circumstances, and definitely not with the ability to be allowed to touch. Jinyoung hissed when your palm connected against his overheated skin.

KSBSJSSJS HE JUST JSJEJSJSJSJS IN FRONT OF MY SALAD

I IMAGINED HIM TAKING OFF HIS SHIRT SO VIVIDLY HELPPPPP MEEEEEEEEEE

“Dinner?” he echoed, letting out a chuckle. “Darling, the last thing on my mind right now is eating.”

He

Darling

DARLING

he just called me darling how- i- i will never recover

“I have a confession to make. I forgot about the pact we made last year until you mentioned it before. I just wanted you to know I was thinking about you today and sent the flowers. You’re the only Valentine I ever want.”

“And what if I make it so you’re too exhausted to cook?” Jinyoung asked as he walked you backwards into the wall, another gasp leaving you when his lips pressed into your neck. You angled your head with ease, allowing him to taste your already feverish skin.

🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪 whatever you say daddy

Well Rewarded

Pairing: Park Jinyoung x female reader

Genre: friends to lovers / romance / suggestive / valentine’s day au

Warnings: suggestive content, lingerie, some nudity, basically everything but the smut, lol.

Author’s Note: of course, it’s the first time I write Jinyoung in 8 months, and he demands all this from me. Happy Valentine’s Day. Also friends, the concept of this story is a bit cringe about wanting to celebrate Valentine’s Day, but I don’t believe we all need to buy into the holiday. And if people shame you for not having a Valentine, then they’re the problem. This was just a bit of fun <3

Word count: 2100

You smiled as you read the note that came attached to the large bouquet of flowers, vaguely paying attention to the gushing from your co-workers.

He had remembered.

“Oh Y/N, you sneaky devil! You have kept tight-lipped about this one!”

“You’ve got explaining to do. Who’s the admirer?”

Your smile grew to Cheshire lengths, but you tried to rein it in. If you looked too giddy, they would insist on too many details. You needed to keep the charm there, bask in the attention the flowers had given you, and then accept that your ruse had worked.

Nothing more.

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[jinkicake]

Cannot stop thinking about giorno being an absolute menace, like I wonder what he would do with a darling who didn’t want to leave but they’re still firm on their on boundaries,like I would be fine to sit and play housewife lmao he’s paying for everything!! But if he wanted to catch an attitude like “you’re not allowed to go anywhere without me” I would be so annoyed. Like I don’t want to leave why are you being so insecure like hold my hand we gon go get therapy go them abandonment issues and separation anxiety 🙄SHDJD like he’s waiting for them to try and fight him or hurt him and run away bc there’s no way they’re chill, he’s prepared his entire mindset to physiologically manipulate them and to wait for them to love him but they already like him they’re just annoyed at how clingy he is. Like okay you can hold onto me or whatever but i need to go shower, unless you’re gunna like wash my hair like I’m a Victorian maiden and the maids wash you themselves; I would like a cm of personal space🥰🥰 like fhsh he’s so flabbergasted “🤨🤨 you sure you’re not going to escape?” Like he keeps setting them up and they pass every time liek cameras in the house but every exit is wide open and unlocked and it’s empty and they just go get food and go back upstairs 💀 even the rest if passions who would readily keep you under lock and key for him are like ,,,, maybe he is a little crazy we need to have an intervention😭😭 he was ready to use sex as bargaining but like I’m down lmao let me tie up my hair. Like I’ll definitely argue if he pulls some “ I love you and want to keep you safe” shit when I am literally going to the grocery store like mista and Bruno are literally escorting me you can calm the fuck down😒 like you can keep me here or whatever but you’re not gunna smother me that I won’t let slide; he’s trying to have his. Subordinates get close to you so you can tell them you’re planning to escape but that don’t work either. “ you actually hate him don’t you? You don’t look happy” “not really, I mean he’s like a golden retriever he just wants affection. Him stealing my underwear is annoying tho” “ you need me to help you escape? I can save you” “nah, I’m pretty good right here,and giorno has ears everywhere you might not want to let him hear you say that”

honestly... honestly, hear me out, i think giorno would respect those boundaries. idkkk like most yandere works i read of him, the writers always do him like that..... he doesn't let the reader leave or go anywhere but if the reader is like 'fuck u go away' giorno will watch over from afar (mentally crying bc he wants to respect his s/o and bc he can't be near them LOL)

YOU KNOW HE HAS SOME BAD ASS SEPARATION ANXIETY AND ABANDONMENT ISSUES. LOOK AT HIS PARENTSSSS AND HIS CHILDHOOD-

no, see i think i could deal w the kidnapping and everything but like if i had to be stuck talking to a man for the rest of my life i dont think i could do it... sorry giorno,,, you can take away my freedom but not my friends! i would HAVE to shittalk with someone and i clearly cant shittalk to him! ... hmm i wonder if giorno would let his s/o talk shit about him to hiim HAH A

omg i would so want to go grocery shopping w mista like what a chaotic experience that would be but at the same time that would also be hell bc mista would not be my friend like he's working for giorno T T he would not care about my ass-

giorno steals underwear confirmed like it's right there, he's a gentleman-y perv (gasp that gives me an idea)

also if giorno were to keep you under lock and key, which character should he NOT keep close to you? Like for me, it would be abba bc if giorno leaves me in a room w that man im jumping his ass and sitting on his *

sigh i love part five

[ideks-on-mars]

hey bestieee i went grocery shopping with my sibling and it was pure chaos so now i want reonsemishira grocery shopping headcanons !! no headcanons can be as chaotic yet domestic as grocery shopping !

Omg Logggg 🤭 I love grocery shopping thingys omgomgomg

ANYWAYS REONSEMISHIRA GROCERY SHOPPING TRIP HCS LET'S GO!!!

- Reon usually goes by himself so that he can get it done quick and easy

- But SemiShira INSISTED that they help their handsome boyfriend cuz they wanna be helpful

- Reon's too sweet to say no 💀 so he rolls up with the two hooligans this time

- It goes just about as well as you can expect

- It's a shit show

- They let Semi push the cart and within 2 minutes he had ran into Reon with it

- Semi's not allowed to push the cart no more :(

- Shirabu stuck his tongue out at him and now the two are swatting at each other in the store

- Reon grabs them by their wrists and puts them on either side of him 💀

- Fun's over :(

- For now >:)

- They make it to the candy isle and Semi comes to a complete stop

- "I want some candy :) Please, Reon?"

- "I'm your boyfriend, not your mom. Just go grab some."

- Semi goes waddling into the candy isle with Shirabu not far behind him

- Reon sighs and just turns the cart into the isle cuz he has a feeling they might be here for a while

- Semi can't choose between the chocolate pockys or the cookies and cream pockys

- Meanwhile Shirabu's telling him how it doesn't matter between those two because the chocolate banana ones are the best

- They end up throwing all three in the cart and Reon's about to turn out of the isle

- That is before they walk back towards the damn candy

- Semi wanted lemon flavored SHIGEKIX and Shirabu wanted Noisy Soda candy

- They plopped that in the cart and they were off again

- He sends Semi off to get milk and he comes back with whole milk

- "Eita, why don't you get the 2% milk? It's better for you." "It doesn't taste as good!"

- Reon looked at Shirabu for some back up

- "He's got a point."

- SemiShira, again, get their way

- Big shocker

- The other two race off to grab something. Reon gets a breather for a good two seconds

- He remembered just who the two he just left alone were and he fast walks to go look for them

- He walks into an isle to see Shirabu, reaching for something, using Semi, who's curled up on the ground, as a stool

- "Stop moving so much, Ei!" "I'm trying...your feet are digging into my back."

- He swears he hears a child go "Mom, look!"

- Reon grabs Shirabu and pulls him off before grabbing Semi by the back of his shirt and yanking him upward

- A very pissed off Reon is dragging two trouble-making setters with him and it almost looks like an angry dad and his two bad ass little kids

- "If you two don't behave I'll handcuff you both to the cart and leave you here for someone else to deal with you." "You're gonna put handcuffs on us? 😏" "Reon please, we're in public. There are children around. 😳"

- Reon's on the verge of strangling them.

- SemiShira hold hands and skip around acting like everything is all peaches and cream while Reon's about to implode

- Reon makes them watch the cart while he goes down the isles getting things that they actually need 💀

- SemiShira start feeling a little bad cuz Reon seems so upset with them 😪

- They both throw themselves on him

- "Reo, we're sorry :(" "Yeah, we didn't wanna make you upset babe :("

- Reon's skeptical but he kisses them both and tells them that it's ok

- Reon "Local sweetheart" Ōhira

- They finally make it to the cashier, by the grace of God 😭

- The cashier is some girl who's the same age as them

- And she's giving Reon the heart eyes

- Excuse them, but ummm, that's Semi and Shirabu's boyfriend? Thank you? 🤨💅

- Shirabu is hanging onto Reon's arm the whole time he's paying 💀

- But Semi? Semi's got an idea. He sees those little claw machines. And they only take 100 yen coins. Interesting...

- "Hey, I hate to be a bother. But do you mind giving us our change in 100 yen coins?"

- Shirabu's proud. Reon's mentally rolling his eyes at the piece of shit.

- They really had to make this girl's life harder cuz she thought Reon was cute 💀 wait until they hear about the fandom.

- They play the claw machine, they gat an equal amount of turns. Reon won two stuffed animals, the others didn't win shit 💀

- Reon makes them load up the car, bring the groceries inside, AND put them away. All while he stood there and watched.

- He didn't let SemiShira come with him anymore ✋️💀

[geffenrecords]

tell me abt david and matteo gimme the gays por favor

   KYRS I OWE U MY ENTIRE LIKE THANK U.........ily 🥰

um yes okay anyway so matteo and david.....ah yes those guys....um yeah so last night i was thinking abt them doing dumb shit together bc you KNOW they do. dumbass gay ppl smh. but anyway theyre in loveeee and they adore each other and hang out all the time bc theyre also best friends!!! they love spending time together and doing just. bro things ig?? they go to places together all the time like it doesnt even have to be somewhere special....matteo could be like ‘hewwo boyfwiend....would u like to go to the grocery store with me’ and davids like ‘.......yeah..’ and they go to the grocery store together and do dumb shit and probably almost get kicked out bc the workers r homophobic....but also theyre just annoying......like fr.......like matteo thinks hes comedy central and will do dumb shit like climb shelves and or he’ll be like ‘babe do u dare me to scream’ and david has to cover his mouth and say NO bc he knows matteo will do it and then matteo licks his hand and now davids the one screaming 

or matteo will try to bottle flip shit.....fucking idiot get w the times 🙄 anyway u know tht one post thats like ‘why did i just witness my 15yo brother try to bottle flip a milk jug’ and someones like ‘how did it go’ and op responds with a picture of their brother lying on the floor in a puddle of milk? thts them. david send a text to jonas like ‘is matteo always like this’ and jonas is like ‘yes but specifically wdym’ and david sends him tht photo and jonas loses his shit

but um yea anyway another thing they probably do is go to school playground together if tht doesnt sound too weird......like theyll go to a school playground at like 4am and fuck around there bc david already has the edgy aesthetic instagram he probably take pictures of creepy things and then draws like. mothman over it or whtever.....gay ppl...........but anyway theyll sit on the swings together holding hands and r probably getting high while doing so and they just kinda sit in silence but eventually david will start talking about smthn and matteo just watches him so intently and softly and has the gentlest gaze as david rambles on abt fucking power rangers or whatever and then matteos like o yeah this is my boyfriend and kisses him and davids like ‘dude wtf thats gay i dont kiss gay people 🤨’ and matteo shoves him and calls him a dick and david probably fall off the swing but is laughing the whole time and matteo giggles as david lays on the ground and watches him and then matteos like ‘lets do smthn rlly gay’ and davids like we r NOT fucking on the playground and matteo makes a face and is like ‘NO mr horny....’ and then he walks over to the blacktop and david sits up and walks over as matteo plays some stupud fucking.....weeknd song or some shit and hes like ‘cmere dance with me’ and david laughs and theyre probably just stoned out of their minds and matteo starts dancing and keeps beckoning david over and finally david gives in nd walks over and they ATTEMPT to slow dance together but like i said. they are high as shit rn and also its COLD. mfs doing shit at 5am in the middle of january with their 45766 layers and stupid scarves.....u know how it is. and yeah they suck but david is laughing the whole time and matteos just watching him w so much love and he pulls him closer and puts his arms on davids shoulder and is like ‘I LOVE YOUUU........’ and david calls him gay and kisses him and then they kiss a bunch until matteo is like ‘okay im freezing my ass off lets go home’ and davids like ‘ugh fine 🙄’ and then they go back to matteos and watch some stupid movie and fall asleep under like fifty blankets and theyre so close together and probably have a death grip on each other liks okay sir neither of u are gonna float away while sleeping......but um yeah anyway theyre in love :-)