#like who is this???

[suzakus-canon-wife]

Got my new phone and have access to my old pictures from like 2019-2020 and uhhhh what the fuck

[imrllytootiredforthis]

It's driving him insane. It really is.

Watching the way your fingers move, typing away at your laptop to finish some project you probably waited 'til last minute to finish.

He can't seem to tear his eyes away from where they quickly move, almost non-stop, flitting around the keys until they pause for a quick second, deliberating, reading over what you'd just written before sliding across the touchpad, clicking and then going back to typing again.

Fuck him and fuck his oral fixation.

Fuck the way he watches you brush your hair out of your face, tracking each move of your hand.

God, he just wants you to slip your fingers into his mouth.

Wants you to sit above him, cooing as you shove them down his throat, laughing and calling him a good boy as he gags on them.

He doesn't even realize that his phone has slipped onto the floor, out of his phone hand until your fingers stop entirely, hovering there before he's looking up at you to see why you've paused, only to see you staring right back at him.

[emilnikos]

love it when my friends say "you would do numbers on Tumblr" buddy I am on Tumblr. and the number is 3

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

Love it when Rolling Stone puts out an article about the 25 most influential internet creators and I've only heard of 7 of them

[faeriekit]

"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick

[zelkams-art]

in all timelines in all possibilities only you can show me this

[crow-caller]

as a child there's nothing cooler than a kid who gets subjected to evil experiments and gains special abilities. it's even cooler if these abilities also cause unfathomable suffering to use/against others. children love stories like this.

[captainjonnitkessler]

>Join a union

>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on

>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members

>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on

[aropride]

interaction i have with shocking regularity is when someone’s complaining abt someone they know and theyre like “ughh they’re 21 and dont have a job and refuse to learn to drive” and then they remember who they’re talking to (me. 21 cant work cant drive) and go like

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

[some-pers0n]

I'm always entertained by people doing those "canon VS fanon" memes where both are misunderstanding characters to such a violent degree 'cause like

[sillyguy-supreme]

white americans when you tell them that the idea of climate change as an impending disaster is a reductive first world perspective because it’s a tangible reality for many in the global south already:

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[rbvcdeluxe]

there are only two genders btw. people who are alive and people who are fucking dead

[lgbtlunaverse]

The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.