#like what the fuck is wrong with me /lh

[pixlezz]

i may be cringe but i am free

dude tell me why i just wrote a 984 word discussion board discussing the importance of the episode pitiful creatures from hit tv show lego monkie kid while everyone else is talking about songs, poems and serious shit. 🫡

whoever has to read my discussion post and respond to it i am so sorry, i had regrets writing it halfway through

[spicyicymeloncat]

Ninjago fans hate old people. Unless that old people be Garmadon. Garmadon is a dilf. He got pretty emo boy privilege apparently.

[lightbulb-warning]

i used to freehand comics all the time as a child and since the part i liked was the drawing part i would just draw panel after panel because i didn't want to stop drawing to think about icky icky words, plus the story TOTALLY still made perfect sense! to me! and noone else, but 'whoooo caaaaares omgggg its not like comics and sequantial art are a communicative meeediummmm lmaoooooo'. i spent my entire childhood telling myself stuff like "oh pfft I know this story by heart- ill SIMPLY remember the dialogue and write it later" ...and. I can't help but admire baby maiora's (call that a minora ba tm tsk) fucking audacity? hubris? confident wrongness? kid couldn't even remember to finish the comics in the first place? INCREDIBLE levels of unearned self assurance, wish that were me, genuinely- what an icon!!! anyway i think i have forever cursed myself

[rainbowpufflez]

Fine, I’ll admit that I like Lysandre 😔

[fudgecake-charlie]

sorry i havent been online i listened to one of my narrative playlists and ended up stuck down a fl Seeking plotline rabbit hole on the wiki. walked out there no longer normal, covered in wounds and wax and betrayal etc. don't talk to me about it. tag ramble

[buttercupbread06]

/genq bc we don't have Thanksgiving in my country

Why? When I was in school, they gave us some short shitty explanation about pilgrims and natives aiding eachother and whatever but that's fake. We know that's fake, right? We know that colonizers took over the natives' land? I haven't even studied that and I know Thanksgiving is a bunch of bullshit?? Why do people still celebrate this? Because I'm Spanish and yes we did colonize, rape, kill and etc in South/Central America, but we're aware of the fact and we don't celebrate dumb shit like this ? Idk I don't get it. What makes you think it's okay? Is it even any fun?

[theno1joelhater]

OH GOD NEW CGCU VIDEO. LONG FORM. EMILY WOKERSON STORYLINE. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ok back to my normal thoughts (with spoilers btw)

timothy bichboy is a submissive and breedable bottom 🤯 (are you surprised? i’m not)

they added xavier child (or childe? who knows this was written right after the vid was posted). wonder how the guy who kept suggesting him feels. elated, most likely. (i don’t know what i was expecting for xavier’s voice but it wasn’t this) he also seems…reasonable? kind of?

“Tim, shut your trap for 15 seconds.” not a healthy relationship core!! also every time emily calls timothy tim i have a heart attack since i think she’s talking about iddboy and not bichboy

the throwing your kid thing. seemed like it’d be a gag but it’s not and i like that cam is taking it seriously instead of being dismissive.

the way timothy backed down so quickly…

when timothy catches the baby, he says “got him!” or something like that. he could be saying “got em!”, but it’s unlikely. this is proof that the baby uses he/him pronouns (/j, i think it means the baby is male. we’ll see next saturday i guess)

about xavier showing up—does this mean frank snitched on emily about the baby tossing? or is ray and max’s deal finally coming into fruition? oh i hope it’s the latter dude that would be so interesting. more of ray’s sinister side (that doesn’t relate to his name) and max actually doing something bad instead of being a criminal. maybe max will eventually turn against ray, and put value on things other than money. i need max harm character development and ray cist death (cam discussed this in a live prior).

also. xavier. he’s wearing the gus lighter shirt. the same one as gus lighter. this is clearly foreshadowing new gus lighter video gus lighter video im going insane he’s actually my favorite character i love him so much you could never comprehend he is my savior my light in the darkness my hope my dreams my life i need him

[hyp3rfixation-h3ll]

i have been Considering. watching sgt frog again. bc i stopped at around 119 . and it is a very fun show. but The Horrors

[biogarfield]

so I might have mentioned this already but there's this one au I have and one thing thats definitely going to happen is Subspace gets jumped and gets his ass beat so bad where it would probably make more sense for him to die

but god damn i really want to keep him alive so he can rot more. I don't know how to make that make sense though but it would be cool I think

[dbphantom]

you know if you guys voted for stretch armstrong i probably would have shut up a lot sooner tonight

[shrimp1y]

i'm alive i promise ive just been very busy w my comic [ sobbing crying puking ]

[austinwehaveaproblem]

i literally cannot escape i accidentally took my phone off power saving mode and AUGH IT MADE MY FUCKING PHONE BACKGROUND I'M SO !!!!

[realnielsbohr]

i think we as a society dont appreciate ab/ap enough

[blessedshortcake]

Pants update

[badgirlcoven-official]

Y'all suck at tlt posting/nbh

[00kittenz]

── “ something new ” ( lhs ) 📌

๑ You and your boyfriend try face riding for the first time ever, his new #favorite position from now on.

pair: jock!heeseung ㅊ thick gf!reader | warnings: smut, dry grinding, face sitting, shaking, spanking, praise, quick death jokes, heeseung admiring you to the core, trying new things, worried reader, thirsty heeseung ftw, use of safe word | words: 918

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“fuck..” heeseung groaned, feeling your core grind on top of his clothed erect. ‘netflix and chill’, yeah it's cliché and all but it gets the sex drive going. the two of you were watching *** (show/movie name) cuddled up in bed together. you finally had the day off and what better way to spend it than with your precious, handsome boyfriend? always 100% a good time. guaranteed.

“mmh.. ‘m so wet baby.” you moaned against his mouth, if anything, after you finished you wanted his lips to be bruised, you wanted everyone to know that he had more than what he needed, you knew your worth. “you make me so wet…”

watching you ride him always struck a line in him. he was always wanting to try new things with you in the bedroom. you two have been through a series of ‘never do agains’ ‘once in a whiles’ and ‘fucking greats’, position wise. though, you were always a riding type of girl, you loved how you could feel every inch of him and even have control of him when you’re on top.

“wan’ you to ride my face this time, princess.” he breathed out as you pull away, gently caressing your skin. his hands travelled the curves of your body, all the way down to the hem of your shorts. tugging them down past your thighs.

you tip off of him to take your shorts off fully, feeling him smack your ass as in indicator to do so. “ride your face ?..” you questioned. you weren’t really sure how to ride someone’s face as you’ve never tried it before, sitting back down on his waist.

he hummed at your shyness, pulling your bottom up to his chest. “you don’ want to ?” “we don’ gotta...” he lazily spoke, not wanting you to feel pressured at all.

“no, no. i mean.. i’m definitely down. i just don’t wanna kill you..” you couldn’t help but worry, you worried about if he’d be able to breathe properly while you sat on his pretty face.

“no baby, i’d live just to die from this pussy. kill me.” he joked kissing your thigh. “wan’ you to suffocate me..” his eyes found yours biting his lip. his sight dripped from your eyes, to your lips, then your boobs, and all the way down to your wetness. he could feel the heat from your core on his bare skin.

you felt so lucky to have someone who constantly praised and worshipped you. he made you feel like a queen, which he so rightfully believed you were one. maybe even a lost princess, ready to claim the throne as yours.

and let’s not lie, you certainly did find one. which looked something like heeseung’s lap— and his face pretty soon.

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“heeseu.. heeseung !” your hands tugged at the strands of his hair as he licked your slate clean. you were constantly whining. your moans singing a beautiful song to heeseung’s ears.

everytime you found yourself lifting up from his mouth you felt him forcefully pulling you back down. devouring you like a lion to it’s prey. hearing him groan an ‘uhnuhn’ whenever you’d try and lighten the weight you put on his head.

his tongue entered you from time to time, stroking the side of your walls with perfection. “baby, kiwi..” you cried, patting the top of his head. when the safe word slid out of your mouth he immediately stopped.

“did i do something wrong ?” he rubbed your thighs as you shifted on top of him. the bit of worry leaving him once you hovered back over his thirsty mouth.

“mhm.. jus’ wanted to turn around..” you shakily exhaled, feeling him tighten his grip on your ass before he dove back into you.

“taste so good baby..” his hot breath fanned against your sopping core.

you brushed your fingers along his abdomen, pulling his designer briefs down far enough for his bulge to fling out. your hips rotating at just the sight alone.

“hm, no baby, just relax pretty.” he groaned, nibbling on your bud.

“please, hee..” you pleaded, rubbing his length gently.

“no, sit the fuck up.” he pulled your waist, causing you to lean up straight. a pout adorning your lips.

“but, you’re so hard baby..” “looks so good..” you grinded against his mouth once his tongue found your insides again. moaning at your neediness for him.

you felt yourself shaking just at the feel of him kissing your dewy cunt. it was so sloppy and passionate. he kissed your pussy like he loved it. and he did. he could do it for hours without complaining.

“shit.. gonna come..” you breathlessly whined.

“you’re gonna come, hmm? mama ?” he smirked against you licking through each fold. he didn’t wanna waste a single drop of you.

“yeah..” eyes closing shut at the feeling, ready to burst any minute.

“then do it.” he teased your clit, spelling out his name on the tip of your swollen bud. giggling as he could hear you falling apart above him.

“come for me baby.”

he continued praising you, cheering you on every step of the way. your legs were shaking uncontrollably.

“ugh, i’m coming.. right now..” you struggled to even speak, a last stroke of his tongue making your insides tighten. “fuck !”

your body ‘laxed on his. you were breathing heavier than ever. and even felt slight embarrassment for yourself.

“shit princess, you just squirted..” he caressed your shivering ass; licking his cumstache with a ‘good girl.’

“hmmm...”

ヾ(≧▽≦)o

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