#like what the FUCK dude

[bookrat]

A pair of Scutellosaurus have a disagreement

[probablygayattorneys]

I was going to make a joke about the cut from Layton being a clearly competent fighter to Luke just standing there, vibrating, but then I actually finished the clip and… THAT GUY WAS ALREADY ON THE GROUND WHEN LUKE PUNCHED HIM

HE ALREADY HAD THAT GUY DOWN AND HE STILL ATTACKED

[fogmachine03]

and after all of that we didn’t even get mcr5.

[trashiiking]

He likes listening to Frank talk about bugs

[smallfrogpleasedtomeetyou]

guys i actually require more of the epic musical to be released onto spotify specifically tiresias' song cos like

i am the prophet, with the answers you seek

time, i've unlocked it. i see the past and future running free,

i see a world where i help you get home, but that's not a world i know

what???

i see a song of past romance,

i see the sacrifice of man,

i see portrayals of betrayals

and a brother's final stand.

i see you on the brink of death,

i see you draw your final breath,

i see a man that gets to make it home alive

but it's no longer you

[likethesword]

introjects will do the wildest shit (say something totally casually that inflicts emotional damage on everybody else) (I was making soup and new guy goes "I remember doin that for my sister")

[girlbenson]

y’all can’t be doing this to me

[chellestrash]

no one:…

jon: i feel like boxing in jeans.

[nururu]

Just got yelled at for asking the gas station for a free cup of water, just to go outside and pour it in a hole in the cement so that the birds out there could have a drink of water, instead of drinking puddles of gas and antifreeze. Like they're obviously hot and thirsty and there's no water sources around. Sue me.

[probablygayattorneys]

why does this guy talk like a victorian poet dying of consumption

[chaospacemarines]

in my dream last night ranboo was breaking into ppls houses and stealing their youtooz figures of him and when people set up cameras to try and catch him in the act the cameras mysteriously went all staticy and he got away with it

[just-another-sickfic-blog]

The Mentalist "Fugue in Red" should have absolutely been a 2 parter but not in the murder case sense. I mean they could have done it that way but it wouldn't have mattered because boy howdy there absolutely NEEDED to have been some kind of emotional resolution.

Honestly with Jane's memory being brought back in such an abrupt and traumatic manner, I had expected him to lash out or shut down and they end up separating after a messy argument.

Lisbon has to do an introspection of what exactly her motivations and whatever while Jane begins to consider his life before and after and everything else.

There was never an episode where Jane and Lisbon were separated by conflicts that didn't involve Red John and this would have been the perfect time to show case them separating because of contrasts of their personalities coming out in the ugliest ways one as a result of one of the most heartbreaking and brutal situations.

I love them but they are fundamentally messy bitches

[bass-alien]

u'd look cute af if ur head got chopped off tbh

Some the shit y’all say on here reminds me that I’m not nearly as mentally ill as I think I am

[seabeck]

Andy: Buddy, when you go to sleep tonight, I’m going to come over here and scream in your face

Cannoli: COCKADOODAHAHHHHHHHHHH

[nalivaa]

still reading the same webnovel, so far trying to be a better person has only earned ariadne the murder of her little sister and of literally the only adult that has ever shown her kindness in her entire life so i think she should start killing people now

[hawkssucks]

Every day I wake up and remember Keigo Takami was an accident baby canonically