#like uh. core destroyed kinda bad-

[troubled-doorman]

" ... But what if it's not? What if I never get any better.. "

- She tried to look V in the eyes, but.. Just looked away again. Fidgeting with her own hands. -

" I-I don't know what I am anymore, and I don't want to hurt you again.. "

" But I... I guess you are right.. You're pretty damn tough... "

{ A starter from @troubled-doorman }

- A familiar, purple, Solver infested drone had just crash landed into the snow just outside the corpse spire.. Lying sprawled out on the ground. -

" Ughhhh- Stupid.. Wing cramps... "

V was sitting on the entrance of the spire, balancing on the corpses of drones. She sat with a hand propping up their head, picking at her teeth boredly with a claw. Upon the crashing of the purple drone, they looked up, eyes half-lidded with an unimpressed stare. V rolls her eyes, hopping from the entrance and striding towards the flesh-winged drone.

"What happened this time, purple thing?"

[shinyspooks]

literally and non-literally

so. i'm literally obsessed with @zillychu 's fire core au. so i HAD to write this.

note: i imagine this happens sometime between danny actually starting to talk to them and them finding out about the halfa thing- so like, really early bonding/flirting stage?? you'll get what i mean

Warnings: blood mention, Danny kills a ghost off screen. + said ghost's arm gets torn off. this fic is comedy though i promise

Word Count: 1k

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This had been a bad idea.

That was all that Tucker could think, as he and Sam stood under the cover of a nearby half-destroyed building, watching as Phantom beat another ghost to a pulp.

Neither of them had seen the other ghost before, and it seemed that they likely never would again, if the way Phantom was tearing into them was any indication.

Literally, tearing into them, it seemed, as Phantom fiercly bit down on the other’s arm and ripped it clean off, blood splattering down to the pavement, followed by the ghost’s body, slamming down with such force that it made the ground tremble. When the dust settled, the ectoplasmic body didn’t so much as twitch.

“Wow.” Sam said, interrupting the unsettling silence, “That was kinda hot.”

Phantom, arm still in his mouth, turned around with a look filled with so much abject horror that if this was any other situation Tucker would’ve laughed.

Letting the arm drop from his mouth to fall to rest on top of it’s original body, Phantom joined Sam and Tucker on the ground. Well. Sorta on the ground. He got closer to the ground. But he remained floating, as usual.

“Ah-” Sam interrupted him before he could speak, “You’ve got a little-”

She reached forwards, towards Phantom’s face, and he instantly floated several feet back, letting out a hiss. Sam froze, before letting her arm drop to her side.

“Right, no touching.” She said, “But, uh, you’ve got some blood- or, ecto, on your face.”

Phantom almost seemed to hesitate for a second, before using his fist to try and wipe the ecto-blood off his cheek. He didn’t do much other than smear it a little, but both Sam and Tucker decided to not mention it. Phantom floated a bit closer again with a small sigh.

“I hope,” He started, “That when you said hot, before, thatit’s in reference to the literal heat, cause otherwise…”

“Otherwise…?” Sam tilted her head to the side with a smirk. Tucker silently shook his head at her, but she ignored him.

“Because otherwise, you’re a lot crazier than I thought.” Phantom said, crossing his arms with a huff. If anything, Sam’s smirk grew wider at that.

“Hi, I’m Sam, and I’m a lot crazier than you thought I was.” She said, linking her arm around Tucker’s and dragging him in closer to her. “This is Tucker, he’s also a lot crazier than you thought he was. May I know your name?”

“Don’t drag me into this.” Tucker muttered, and Sam lightly kicked his shin, making him sharply inhale. Phantom slow-blinked at them both. Truthfully, they didn’t really need him to tell them his name, they both had a pretty solid guess that he was, maybe, perhaps, the Phantom, but he didn’t need to know that. Besides, when it came to somewhat eldritch or fae-like beings, there were whole things around names, so it was best to give the matter some form of caution.

(And even if it wasn’t a fae-name kind of situation, the fact Phantom had not willingly gave them a name to call him by at this point did imply that they should treat the matter with some delicacy).

“…Nice try.” He said, “It’s not something you need to know, though.”

“Hm, maybe we should try giving you a name then…” Sam trailed off, thinking. Tucker let out a defeated sigh, immediately realizing that she was about to throw their previous caution and delicacy around Phantom’s name away entirely. Phantom looked almost confused, and slightly angry, like she hadn’t gotten his point, but couldn’t even say a word before she was speaking again. “Ah, I know. We’ll call you Casper.”

Phantom slow-blinked again, now very obviously confused.

“You’re choosing, of all things, to name me after the old high-school?” He asked. Now it was Sam and Tucker’s turn to look at him in confusion.

“No?? I- Oh, wait.” The realization seemed to hit them both at once. “You wouldn’t have seen that movie, would you?”

“Movie?”

“Casper, the Friendly Ghost.” Tucker elaborated. Phantom seemed to bristle.

“Ghosts are not friendly.” He said. Sam and Tucker both shared a look that made him glower at the both of them. “Seriously. Ghost’s aren’t friendl- wait, hold on. If you’re naming me- you think I’m friendly?!”

The silence that followed seemed to be response enough for him.

“I’m not friendly. I- you both aren’t just crazy. You’re insane.” Phantom said. Sam seemed to consider something for a moment.

“Hmm… You know, you’re pretty cute too, Casper.” She said, and Phantom sputtered, suddenly dropping to stand on the ground.

“Cute?!”

“Ah-” Tucker suddenly felt the need to maybe do some damage control. Phantom was already a threat enough without a damaged pride. “Of course, you’re very, uh, scary and powerful-”

“In a hot way though.” Sam interjected, “In a non-literal hot way.”

“Sam!” Tucker had to admit that she was objectively correct, but- “You can’t just say things like that-”

“You know I’m right. He’s hot. Both literally and non-literally.” As she said so, she gestured at Phantom, who had taken to staring very pointedly at the ground. Was it just Tucker’s imagination, or was his face turning a little green-

Phantom’s fists suddenly clenched, and when he looked up at them again, it was with a glare in his eyes, the edges of his hair slowly growing more smokey than its usual state.

“Get out of my town.” He hissed, eyes flashing a brighter shade of green. Ah. It seemed they had reached Phantom’s idiocy limit for the day.

Not wasting any time, Tucker flipped Sam’s grip on his arm so that he was the one holding on to her, turned, and started to drag her away at a rather speedy pace.

“Aw c’mon, I was only messing around!!” Sam complained, but still allowed herself to be dragged. From some distance behind them, Phantom tsked.

“Keep playing around like that and you’ll get burned.” He muttered, quietly, but not quietly enough for them to not overhear.

“Was that a pun? Wait- Tucker, the ghost knows puns-” Sam said, planting her feet into the ground. It was enough to give Tucker pause as well, turning around-

Phantom had already vanished.

“He knows puns, Tucker.” Sam continued, “Tucker. We’ve got to bring the joke book next time.”

[oswildin]

I think I’ve come to the conclusion that The Dark World Loki is the closest to an accurate portrayal of his overall character as we’ve ever gotten.

I just want to preface that I’m not saying any other writings of his character in the MCU are bad or ‘aren’t Loki’, this is just my own opinion and interpretation.

In that film we get to see his illusion fall after Frigga’s death, it’s the most disheveled and broken we’ve ever seen him - physically at least. But then in the next minute, he’s snapped back into that mischievous, cunning, sarky trickster as Thor frees him from his cell and has him aid him in his quest to stop the Dark Elves.

Thor is acting out of protecting the nine realms, but Loki is acting out of self-preservation and the need for justice for his mother.

“Trust my rage.”

To me, this simple line sums Loki’s character up (well, not entirely but don’t be pedantic.)

Loki’s rage has been an instigator and motivator for his past actions, for destroying Jotunheim, for trying to rule Midgard. His rage is the one thing he had been able to rely on, because it has served him well enough in the past for his conviction - maybe less so in Avengers but that’s another point.

The Dark World writes Loki as neither bad or good (minus the ending which kinda leans into the ‘uh oh that damn trickster betrayed Thor again’). But for the scenes he is in, we are made to sympathise with him & his plight - whether intentional or not. It’s clearer in this film than Thor 1, where it was still made for general audiences to go ‘oh, he’s the bad guy’ (don’t get me started on the deleted scenes that would’ve added a more sympathetic perspective).

The man who raised him, with chest, told him his birthright was to die, he was told he could never see his mother again (the one person we know as the viewer he had a lot of love and respect for), then he found out his mother was killed and it wasn’t even delivered to him by Thor but by a guard, he was then left alone with that news with no one to help him process it, not even allowed to attend her funeral… And that’s all within the first 30-40 mins of the film.

We see him go from this ‘villain’ in Avengers to being something far more human. And it keeps his traits and actions very true to the core of his character. He’s tragic, but he’s also capable of anything. He’s a trickster, but he’s also capable of despair and suffering. And whilst Thor 1 does a good job at showing his more human side during the scene with Odin in the vaults and his ‘I never wanted the throne, I only ever wanted to be your equal’ line to Thor (as well as Odin’s rejection on the bridge), they still make it clear he is the one we’re supposed to oppose.

I don’t know, just something about TDW!Loki feels right. And it annoys me they made him fake his death, even though that’s such a Loki thing to do, half way through the film. (Which I can’t believe they were actually going to kill him off but when they test screened it, the audience didn’t like it, so that’s why he appears at the end).

TDLR: The Dark World made the audience sympathetic towards Loki and still kept his core characteristics.

[werecat1234]

Merging Timelines Chapter Sixteen

Warning!! This is from the original Horrortale comic, and is uh... very violent and... well yeah, you probably know, especially the end of the nightmare scene. Anyways, read with caution!

Sans entered the core, hearing a faint conversation as he approached, and he asked, "hey, your majesty. who're you talkin' to over there?"

"SANS!!! What the hell are you doing here?!" Undyne shouted as she whipped around to face him.

"woah! how about bringing it down a few decibels? kinda having a long day." Sans asked.

"What are you doing here?" Undyne asked, much quieter, and she seemed nervous.

"papyrus couldn't make it, so... i'm here."

"Papyrus...? But I wasn't expecting..." Undyne's eye widened in realization, and she turned around, "Oh yeah, it's Tuesday."

"so what do you two normally do? you gotta parcheesi set around here, or-" Sans was cut off by Undyne, who turned back around to face him, looking sad.

"Listen, I get that you came a long way, but you need to leave! Things have just been so BAD here, I feel like I might be losing my mind!!! The last thing I want to consider is the most horrible solution there is, and with you actually here... I... I... I wish I could tell you more, but you wouldn't understand. It's just too horrible."

"try me." Sans said, narrowing his eye sockets at her sightly; challenging her.

"No. I... I think it'd just be better if you just went home. I'm sorry." Undyne apologized. 

"well, you're right. there's one thing i don't understand. i don't understand why you're pushing away the one guy who can help you restart this damn thing."

Undyne eye widened, and she outburst, "YOU KNOW?!" Undyne was silent for a moment, before saying, "Sans. I trust you. I know you know what's best. Whatever it is, you can tell me. Whatever it is... I'll be ready. And if you think there is no other way.... Then I'll do it."

"uhhhhhh- ohh...kay..." Sans said, facing The Core and glancing at her, "lil' creepy, but... sweet, i guess." Sans rested his elbows on the metal railing next to Undyne, "the way i see it, given the size of this thing, it's impossible to understand how some of these components work, but one thing the blueprints keep showin' is some sort of capacity to channel energy from an outside source. good thing is, we find this energy receptor, and what's left of our monster magic just might sustain this machine long enough to live out our, uh- temporary stay here."

"But we scoured this thing top to freaking bottom!! There's no alternate energy receptor except the one's that burnt out!" Undyne told him, and Sans sighed.

"that's kinda the bad news. this energy receptor... i got a strong feeling it's in the core's center. i'm talking about the core's core." Sans said. "so... let's destroy it."

"WHAT THE HELL?! DESTROY THE CORE?!?!?!" Undyne exclaimed in shock.

"i mean, not entirely. i'm sayin' we dissect the outer layer, locate the internal receptor, re-energize it, and then... re-build it. look, i know it sucks, and it's a long shot, but i'm telling ya, i've gone through this thousands of times, and nothing else is working. don't worry, i'll help ya recruit some volunteers. the job'll take their mind off things, you know?"

"Uh... S-Sans?" Undyne asked quietly, looking at him with an afraid expression on her face. 

Sans kept talking, "give everyone some hope back. take it from me, undyne. it's gonna be ok."

There was a blackout moment, like what happened wasn't entirely processed, but it didn't seem to take up much time. 

"Huh??? You're leaving?!?" Undyne asked him, her voice fading back to him. 

"uhh yeah, i... i uh- i gotta do stuff at home." Sans replied, feeling nervous.

"So that's it, huh. You came all this way... To tell me to break it." Undyne's tone turned angry, "Damnit Sans!! I trusted you to fix it!!! All this time you've been working, which you barely do anyways, AND IT'S ALL FOR NOTHING!!!"

Sans snapped his skull to her, "what did you say to me?" Sans asked, irritated, "look, i've tried everything. i've beer busting my skull for the past twelve Mon trying everything. i gotta say you got us in a big mess here, your highness."

"ME?! Look at YOU!" Undyne snapped, "Alphys said you could fix this and save us all. Instead you're just wasting your time EVERY STINKING CHANCE YOU GET so you can avoid doing ANYTHING for ANYONE!!!"

"oh you really get me." Sans rolled his eyelights, "i just love staying up a billion hours wasting my time, like helping my brother scavenge for food or persuading my friends not to dust themselves, but that shouldn't concern miss high-n-mighty. nah, not as long as she rules while us little people perish with the core."

"How, DARE, YOU!!" Undyne shrieked, and she turned away as she started to sob. 

"hey... hey, uh... i'm sorry, i didn't mean that, honest. not eating this long puts a guy on edge, you know? lemme make it up to ya, we still got reserves in snowdin. come by and have some." Sans offered to her, apologetic and sincere, holding a hand up next to him, towards the door. 

"Sans, I gave you your chance. As queen, I gotta do what's best for everyone. Guards. Pin him."

Sans felt a firm hand on his shoulder, and he turned to look at who it belonged to.

"Apologies, son." The guard said.

"you? what the hel- hnnnnnng!" Sans felt two spears pierce through him, narrowly missing his ribcage, and he grabbed at each one tightly with each hand as he glared up at Undyne, "are ya outta ya damn mind??? you can't do this!"

Undyne smiled down at him with an insane smile on her face, "I'm the Queen of the Underground. I can do whatever the hell I want. Alphys told me everything magic man. There's one more power source we haven't tried. It's YOU." Undyne grabbed a four pronged device, pointing it at him, "And I want to try this new tool she devised... Specifically for this occasion!" Undyne held it in his face as the prongs snapped open, and he flinched back, "She told me it won't hurt as long as you keep your eyes open, so... You shouldn't have anything to worry about!!"

"hhhold it! you're making a huge mistake! i'm telling ya, you got the wrong guy here! look, i can help you fix the core, i swear. it just needs a little time-"

Undyne cut him off, "Hold him down."

Sans turned his skull to the right to look behind his back at a guard gripping his hood, "are you serious?!?! you jerks are OKAY with this?!"

"Hey Sans. Look up here." Undyne told him, and when he did, the prongs were right in his face. 

"well... looks like i've got no choice." Sans's left eyelight lit up cyan, bones appearing in front of him that shattered the spears the guards were using to hold him down. 

Sans lifted Undyne up with blue magic, left hand held up and crackling with yellow and cyan magic, and she looked at him in confusion, "What- What's happening? What the hell do you think you're doing?!"

Sans locked eyes with her, his glowing cyan and yellow eyelight locking with her crazed yellow eye, and Sans pointed his arm across from him, and Undyne screamed as she was shot into the wall. Undyne collided with the wall with a loud crack, cracking the concrete, and Sans shrugged with his eye sockets closed. 

"welp, your majesty, i don't know how you did it, but ya did. you officially succeeded at pissing. me, off!" Sans's eye sockets snapped open, eyelights absent, and he summoned a Gaster Blaster, firing it, "here's ya medal!"

"WOAH!" Undyne yelped, barely avoiding the attack, "I knew it! This jerk has the power we need, and he tried to HIDE IT from us!!!" Undyne shouted, absolutely livid.

"can't say you're the only one disappointed." Sans said, before muttering something in Wind Dings.

"DID YOU JUST INSULT ME?! I'LL KILL YOU JUST FOR THAT!" Undyne yelled, grabbing a device with three prongs on the end, just big enough to fit in his eye socket.

"nope." Sans summoned a bone from the ground to slam full force into her jaw, "you're not comin' close." Sans turned around, "i'm outta here, but i'll be back soon."

"NO!" A male guard yelled, firmly grabbing his shoulder, and he whipped his skull to face him, "PLEASE, SANS! WE NEED YOUR SOUL!! MY WIFE, MY CHILDREN, THEY WON'T LAST MUCH LONGER!!"

Sans narrowed his eye sockets, using blue magic on his soul and flinging him full force away from him, saying an obscenity as he did so.

"let's try this again..." Sans started, absolutely livid. 

"NO!" Undyne yelled, an insane grin on her face as her eye lit up green under her eyepatch, "You're not going anywhere... ... magic man." Undyne turned his soul green, and Sans looked down at it. 

"wow, this uh... this isn't my day." Sans muttered to himself. 

"DODGE THIS!" Undyne shrieked, and Sans looked behind him to see a spear right behind him, and he brought up a bone in front of it, deflecting it. "What the hell?! I can't beat him if he deflects all my attacks!!"

"that's right, queenie. looks like the best you can do is quit and let me go." Sans told her, closing his eye sockets, and opened his left eye socket to the sound of static.

"A-actually that's not true! When Papyrus fights, he uses a finite number of bones, and I bet it's the same with fighting Sans!" Alphys informed through the speaker, and Sans turned his skull to glare up at it. This was all Alphys's fault, "Just keep attacking and he'll run out eventually!"

"that's great news, alphys, thank you." Sans muttered sarcastically as Undyne cheered behind him.

"YES! You're the best!!!"

"No problem, Undyne. Whatever helps you win." There was a moment of silence, then... "I have an idea! Maybe if you-" Sans cut her off by stabbing multiple bones into the speaker, breaking it. 

"You think that's it, huh?! You think I need Alphys to tell me how to KILL YOU?!" Undyne summoned a spear in her left hand. 

"this is gonna suck." Sans sighed, and he held his hand out, stopping the spear before it hit him, hand held towards it and left eyelight turned cyan and yellow. 

"No, it can't be. HOW?!" Undyne was horrified, and the guards muttered in shock. 

Sans sent the spear right back at her, aiming for her eyepatch, saying, "sorry about this."

The spear connected, piercing through her eye, tearing off a fourth of her face as he did so, and his soul was freed, and the guards shouted, but Sans couldn't tell what they were saying, his nose bleeding as his overuse of magic and lack of food caught up to him. His knees hit the floor with a loud CLACK, and he collapsed to the ground. The next thing he knew, Undyne was grabbing him by the neck, nearly choking him.

"you're going straight to hell for this. heheheh~" Sans told her, eye sockets half closed, "but you already know that don'tcha?" 

"Hell? What makes you think it's worse than this place?" Undyne asked him, crazed.

"there's another way, i'm telling ya-"

Undyne cut him off by stabbing the device through his skull, grabbing his eyelight and shattering the top left part of his skull in a burst of agony, and he distantly heard her after everything went black.

"I'm sorry, Sans. But you're the only one with the power that will save us all."

Everything was black and echoing as Sans regained his awareness, and the first thing he felt... was rage. He focused his power, and he faintly heard cracking and popping as he killed one of the guards next to him, exploding their head with a wet, fleshy burst. He heard pained shrieks and horrified shouts, and he heard something wet plop onto the ground next to him, and he breathed out a gasping laugh, blindly reaching for what he knew was an eye. He grabbed it, pulling himself up with his other arm as he raised the eye to his left eye socket, pressing it into it with a squelching sound, panting out quite gasps of laughter as he pushed the eye into his eye socket, his magic connecting to it. 

"ugh... what happened?" Sans asked with a groan as he gained vision from his new eye, and he put his hand gingerly to the area of a sharp pain in his skull. He reached around in his pocket, searching and unable to find his phone, and he asked the remaining guard, who was trembling, "... hey, who the hell took my phone?"

The guard immediately took off running, and Sans sighed. He stepped over the corpse of the first guard, heading to the door on shaking legs that soon became more stabilized as he kept walking. He heard frantic screaming up ahead from the guard, and his eye sockets narrowed, lowering his hand from his skull as Determination kept flowing from the injury. He snapped his fingers, spontaneously combusting the guard where he stood, the last sound he made with his vocal chords being a loud shriek of agony, the actual last sound being the sound of his flesh exploding and blood splattering on everything, and a sadistic smirk formed on his face. Sans summoned countless tiny bones behind himself before firing them at Undyne and the guards, letting his Karmic Retribution deal with them. Undyne cursed, bringing up a shield while the rest of the guards screamed as the projectiles drained their health.

"So... that's how this is... You monster." Undyne glared daggers at him, and he stared back at her.

Sans turned around and left, Undyne shrieking something for Alphys, he wasn't concentrating on what she was saying, instead on the subject of the shrieking. Sans had a really fun idea for her... It was payback time for what she'd caused to happen today... Sans approached the door, his left eye socket twitching in anticipation, some of his Determination dripping down in front of it. He knocked on the door as Undyne shrieked for Alphys, his eye sockets narrowed in anger.

"Kn-kn-kn-knock all y-you l-l-li-like, you-you are not coming in here!!" Alphys shouted to him, and he knocked two more times.

"aw, c'mon, you don't even know who it is." Sans said from behind the door. and he teleported inside, standing right next to him.

"Oh no.." Alphys whispered, looking at him with big, terrified eyes. 

"so, not so tough when the queen ain't around, are ya... pal?" Sans asked, staring back at her with a sadistic and crazed grin on his face; he was gonna enjoy this.

"W-w-ai-wait! I c-c-can ex-explain-!" Alphys yelped, and he cut her off, bending over to be right in her face.

"oh goodie!!! you talkin' has been doin' me tons of favors! if ya hadn't noticed, i'm a freak now, thanks to you. go ahead and explain that." Sans snapped at her sarcastically. 

"I-I swear I had a good reason!" Alphys whimpered. What a pathetic little liar.

"screw you. i told you about the core. i told you how we could've powered it together! but the second you realized goin' mute wasn't helping-" Sans snapped at her with a vicious glare, and he grabbed her by the collar of her lab coat, pulling her up to his height, "you tell undyne to kill me instead?! whatcha gotta say about that, buddy? somethin' to say, while you still gotta jaw?"

"Yes... THIS!" Alphys yelled, slamming her hand onto a button. 

The wall to Sans's right slid open, revealing the lit up Core, and he turned his skull to look at it. Sans released her lab coat, walking over to look at it closer, and she approached him. 

"You can kill me, Sans. I'll understand. It's just... You need to see why I did this." Alphys told him, starting to cry.

Sans looked over at her, deciding he'd play along for a few moments before getting his revenge for what she'd done to him. For what she'd turned him into... "... okay..." He said, staring at her with an irritated expression on his face.

"It-it's not because I wanted to." Alphys looked at him, fidgeting with her hands, "P-please, you have to know that. You know what happened is a miracle. Us monsters can now live again, and we all have you to thank for it. You understand that, don't you, Sans? You're the one who saved this place from turning into a massive graveyard. You made that happen, and nothing can take that away! Isn't that what you've always wanted? To make a difference that would last? Your idea about the Core's core was just too risky! Think about all the lives we'd lose before it's even fixed. Think about all our energy and magic wasted if didn't work, and it might not! Yes, what I did was unforgivable. I was c-crazy to think life was worth living without you, and... and I'm ready to pay for it with my life, but my choice helped save the lives you were ready to throw away! I'm sorry, Sans," Sans stood there, silent with a blank expression on his face as she talked, "But I did the right thing. Nothing you do will make me change my mind." 

Sans let a smile spread across his face, taking that as a challenge. He turned to look at her, and she tensed up with a gulp. He snapped his fingers, summoning massive bones that stabbed through the Core, weaving in and out of different areas, piercing through others. 

"No..." Undyne said, audible from the speaker in the room, and Sans said "yup." at the same time, and he summoned sharp bones around his stolen eye, ensuring no one could destroy it.

"you still say i can't change your mind, huh?" Sans asked, looking over at Alphys as she trembled before him, and a sadistic expression appeared on his face, "i know i won't be able to change your mind, after all, by the time i'm done with you... you won't have a mind to change."

"W-what?" Alphys asked him in horror, and Sans summoned several tiny bones behind her head, and he shot them into her head.

Alphys gasped in pain, stumbling back with a choked yelp, and Sans moved the bones around inside her head, grinding her brain into nothing but a useless mush, and she collapsed against the desk. Sans knelt down, watching as she lost any bit of intelligence she may have had. She may have been the Royal Scientist, but she'd made the stupidest decision in all of monster kind. She started babbling a bit, saying random words as drool dripped down from her mouth.

"have a nice life, potato.." Sans told her with a dark grin on his face, flicking her forehead with his fingers before he got up.

"PRETTY FRY COWS EATING BANANA SHIRTS! GRAPE BEAN KITTY CHEWING DRAGONFLIES!!" Alphys shouted before laughing, and Sans chuckled sadistically before teleporting out. Undyne was gonna have a fun time dealing with the vegetable he'd made Alphys into...

Sans woke up, hands flying to his mouth to stop the scream from escaping him, and he felt magic rapidly building up in his throat. He tumbled out of bed, doubling over to the nearest trashcan, and he threw up glowing cyan and yellow raw magic. Sans coughed, throwing up more of the magic, before dry heaving, repulsed by what he'd just witnessed. 

'not bad, horror, not bad~' Killer complimented Horror in his mind, and Sans glared at the trashcan, his face lit up from it's contents.

"killer, you... you cannot be serious right now..." Sans muttered, seeing some inky black liquid mixing with the raw magic he'd thrown up. He'd worry about that later.

'what the actual hell?!' Dust yelled.

'... in my defense, she had it coming...' Horror spoke up.

'damn right she did! why did i never think about doing that to chara? i could've made them braindead and not had to worry about resets anymore...' Killer pouted, 'hey horror, after this progresses, you wanna do that on a genocide route here?'

'we are not doing that!' Sans told him sternly.

'maybe not, killer. i might be messed up, but... god, that was...' Dust trailed off. 

'hey, horror was right, she did have it coming. i mean come on, he told her how to fix it!' Killer pointed out, 'besides, he got his skull smashed and eye stolen! i say that was fair payback.'

'... i'll admit, i'd been pretty pissed off, particularly at her, and sure it was kinda overkill, but... i still would do it again.' Horror said.

'not here you won't.' Dust said sternly. 

'obviously. this one hasn't done anything to deserve it yet. ... yet.' Horror said, chuckling darkly.

'... whenever someone deserves it, can ya do it then?' Killer asked, sounding optimistic.

'sure.' Horror replied.

Dust groaned in exasperation, before saying, 'if the brat kills papyrus, go ahead and do it. leave them like that for a while, and then kill them to bring papyrus back.'

'thank you, oh kind, gracious leader!' Sans could hear the grin in Killer's voice.

"oh my god, will you three please let me think?!" Sans snapped, and they fell silent. "thank you..."

There was rare silence, and Sans took it as a chance to calm down, looking back at the trashcan. He sat down on his bed with a sigh, trying to get his soul to stop pounding. He noticed a large amount of blank stains on his bedsheets, and knew exactly who it was from. Killer. 

After calming himself down for a few minutes, he took a deep breath before he asked, "killer, did you throw up?"

'oh? can i talk now?' Killer sassed.

Sans narrowed his eye sockets, "yes, you can. now answer the question. did you throw up?"

'no-'

'yup.'

'horror! come on!' Killer complained.

'wait, you threw up? why?? you weren't even bothered from the hell we just saw!' Dust exclaimed. 

Horror and Killer went silent, and Sans sighed. "what happened?"

'killer had a flashback of something chara did to him.' Horror answered.

'damn, seriously?' Dust asked.

'really? what was it?' Sans asked, feeling a bit concerned. 

'it was stupid, and i don't want to talk about it. hell, i don't want to talk about anything that happened last night.' Killer said. 

'wait, did you take control of my body last night?' Sans asked.

'killer, come on!' Dust scolded him.

'it was only for like, an hour, and horror was hungry! he made me eat, and then toriel, undyne, alphys, papyrus and skyler were down there playing poker, and i got roped into playing. believe me, i didn't want to play in the first place.'

'he really didn't.' Horror verified. 

'that's... not too bad, then...' Sans said, 'but how did that lead to you throwing up?'

'horror...' Killer started, warning him.

'look, they should know about this, killer. it won't kill them to know you've got ptsd from it.' Horror said.

'it's stupid.' Killer grumbled.

'it's important. it's important they know about it. i'm attempting to get along with you and dust, regardless of your actions, so let me do that without you fighting me tooth and nail about it. you want you, me, and dust to be a team? well teams confide things in each other, and this is something at least dust should know about.' Horror told him.

'i should know too, so i know what to avoid.' Sans spoke up.

'that's fair. look, killer, would it be easier for you to say it, or do you want horror to?' Dust asked. 

'how about neither?' Killer asked.

'killer's got ptsd from chocolate.' Horror said bluntly, and Sans's jaw dropped.

'... what?' 

'damnit, horror!' 

'what? you wouldn't pick, so i picked for you.' Horror said. 

'that's so-!'

'ok, ok, back up! how the hell does killer have ptsd from chocolate?!' Dust asked, highly confused.

'probably from chara... damn i hope that isn't a nightmare..' Sans sighed.

'was it?' Dust asked.

'yeah...' Killer sighed after a moment. 

'damn...' Dust muttered. 

'so it made you throw up?' Sans asked him.

'don't rub it in...' Killer scowled.

'i... i'm not. i was verifying. killer, do you wanna talk about it?' Sans asked him.

'no. it's stupid.' Killer replied.

'it's not stupid. killer, chara... they messed your head up, bad. what happened to you and what you went through isn't stupid.' Dust told him.

'he's right. it's sad.' Sans agreed. 

''sad'?' Killer asked.

'yeah, sad. it's sad to know what you went through.' Sans told him.

'he's got a point. from what you told me, they knew what they were doing.' Horror said, and Killer sighed.

'see? it's not stupid or embarrassing, kills. you literally have ptsd. that means something serious happened.' Dust told him.

Killer sighed, groaning, before he abruptly went silent, asking, '... did you just call me 'kills'?'

'that's what you got out of that?!' Dust asked in exasperation.

'he's killer. of course that's what he got out of it.' Sans sighed.

'answer the question, dust.' Killer told him.

Dust sighed, 'fine, yes, i did. so what?' Dust asked.

'... you finally gave me a nickname. after eleven chapters, you have finally given me a nickname.' Killer said.

'eleven what?' Dust asked.

'it's finally happened.' Killer continued, ignoring him.

'i think sleep deprivation caught up to him.' Horror chuckled.

'yup. killer, sleep in the subconscious.' Sans told him while yawning. 

Sans checked his phone, and groaned. "killer, when did you go to sleep?" 

'uhhh....'

'neither of us really looked at the time...' Horror told him.

"of course..." Sans muttered.

Considering when he himself had gone to sleep, counting out an hour from Killer being awake, and the current time, which was five in the morning... They'd gotten five to eight hours of sleep. Not enough for two days of little to no sleep, especially considering he probably hadn't slept much before the time loop started.  

'today is gonna suck..' Sans sighed.

'want me to try getting us back to sleep?' Dust offered.

Sans thought about it for a minute, before shaking his head no. 'nah. i'll just take a nap later.'

'killer, why the hell do you have a deck of cards?' Dust asked after a moment.

'i wanna play poker with you guys. duh.' Killer replied, and Sans heard cards being shuffled.

'he played it last night and uh... he's good.' Horror said.

'think of it as a team building exercise, dusty. we're practicing tactics, we're playing a game together, bonding, and it's fun.' Killer replied.

Dust sighed. 'fine... have fun, sans. you get a personal day.' Dust said, and Killer cackled in excitement.

'just don't break anything in there, please.' Sans requested.

'no promises.'

'i'll try keeping it to a minimum.'

'it was broke when i got here.'

Sans groaned, facepalming. 'i mean it you three.'

Sans was met my silence, and he sighed. He stood up from the bed, heading downstairs, seeing Skyler awake.

"morning, kid." Sans said. 

"Morning, Sans. So umm... did Killer tell you about..." Skyler trailed off. 

"he mentioned something about poker and coming down here because horror was hungry." Sans replied.

"Gotcha. I was wondering why he came down here. He looked like he was talking with someone, but I wasn't sure who." Skyler said.

"how bad did things get?" Sans asked them, "and be honest. none of them are listening right now... i don't think."

"It... It wasn't too bad. I mean, it was chaotic, but it was kinda crazy before he showed up and got dragged into playing. He had a freak out when Undyne tried giving him some chocolate, but things lightened up when he came back. He uh... well, he was Killer, but everyone chalked him acting weird up to sleep deprivation." Skyler summed up, and Sans sighed in relief, "And then there was the... comments when Undyne and Alphys were leaving."

Sans was silent, before sighing, "of course he did..."

"Yeah... Toriel got mad at him, and he just found it hilarious. He was also speaking this weird language, and I have no idea what he was saying." Skyler said. 

"weird language?" Sans asked. He'd need to ask Killer about that later.

"Yeah... How's he doing?" Skyler asked.

"he's doing good right now, playing cards with horror and dust." Sans replied.

"That's good at least. He was definitely skilled, so they might have their work cut out for them..." Skyler said, and Sans heard something break in his mind, followed by Killer and Horror both laughing faintly.

"yeah... anything else happen last night?" Sans asked. 

"Not that I know of, no..." Skyler replied, and Sans nodded. 

"you up for grillby's for breakfast?" Sans asked. 

"Yeah, sure." Skyler replied, "Isn't it kinda early though?" Skyler asked.

Sans shrugged, "he opens early. besides, he makes some pretty good pancakes."

"I could definitely go for a pancake, yeah. Should we get Papyrus up? He was up really late." Skyler asked him.

"nah, he's good. come on." Sans said, teleporting them both there. 

The diner was empty except for Grillby, who seemed to be getting stuff set up for business for the day. He looked up upon their arrival, but he didn't say anything. Sans and Skyler walked over to the bar, each sitting down on a stool.

"morning, grillbs." Sans greeted him, receiving a nod. Grillby was always quiet around anyone he wasn't very familiar with. "two pancakes please. put it on my tab."

Grillby nodded, turning around and starting on the food.

Skyler was silent for a moment, before asking quietly, "Sans? Are you ok? You looked kinda... shaken. Not very, but a little." 

Sans looked over at them, and sighed quietly, "yeah, killer not sleeping had the reloads build up, and i got two nightmares for the price of one earlier. they were uh.... not fun to see."

Skyler grimaced, nodding in understanding. They paused, before saying, "You wanna hear something kinda funny?"

"yeah. what is it?" Sans asked.

"When he came down to the kitchen last night for food, guess what he made." Skyler said.

Sans thought for a minute, before replying, "i dunno, what?"

"Pancakes." Skyler replied.

Sans laughed a bit, "you're kidding."

"Nope! Pancakes, jam, whipped cream, and caramel. It looked... extremely good, I'll give him that." Skyler described.

"dang." Sans said, grabbing a bottle of ketchup and drinking it. 

Grillby brought the plates over to them, setting them down in front of them, along with some silverware.

"Thank you, Grillby." Skyler thanked him.

"yeah, it looks great as always, grillbs." Sans said.

He nodded a bit, before heading back to setting everything up. Skyler and Sans ate in silence for a few minutes, enjoying the food, and the door opened. Dogaressa and Dogamy entered the diner, before freezing.

"I smell a human..." Dogaressa said.

"There's definitely a human here." Dogamy agreed. 

"crap..." Sans muttered, grabbing Skyler's shoulder and teleporting them outside, but the Dogi burst out the door, and grabbed their axes as their noses twitched rapidly.

"Sans?" Asgore asked, the dye from Killer's prank mostly washed off, "What's going on?"

"Human!"

"I smell a human!"

"Human?" Asgore asked, before looking at Skyler in realization, "... Sans."

"asgore, they're not-" Sans was cut off by Asgore sighing.

"Sans, be honest with me, please. Tell me the truth. Is that a human?" Asgore asked him, frowning sadly.

Sans was silent, looking down.

He went to say something, but Skyler spoke up  before he could. "Yeah, I am..."

Sans looked over at them, eyelights shrinking. Skyler, what the hell were you doing?!

"... I see." Asgore sighed. 

"I know you need my soul, and I'm fully prepared to help everyone escape the Underground. I just... I wanted to get to know who I was saving." Skyler said.

"I can understand that, child. You seem like a good kid. However, that doesn't change what I must do. I'm sincerely sorry." Asgore said sadly. 

"asgore, wait! give them at least today, come on!" Sans requested, putting himself between Asgore and the Dogi.

"Sans, I'm sorry. You know I can't do that." Asgore apologized, "You have protected them, and I respect that, but I also cannot allow my subjects to remain trapped down here any longer. You know your job is not protect them."

"well consider this my formal resignation." Sans said.

Asgore looked down. "Sans, don't make me do this. Please. Step aside."

Sans planted his feet firmly in the snow, holding an arm in front of Skyler.

"WHAT'S GOING ON?!" Undyne yelled, running over and looking between them in confusion.

"Sans is protecting a human!" Dogamy replied.

"The human needs to be eliminated!" Dogaressa barked.

"Human?.." Undyne looked at Skyler, and her eye widened, and she glared, tone threatening, "You...."

'dust, get out here right now!' Sans yelled in his mind. He could handle Asgore. He couldn't handle Asgore and Undyne, and possibly the Dogi.

"come on, come on..." Sans muttered. 

"Sans?" Skyler asked him nervously as Undyne summoned a spear.

 "My child!" Toriel cried as she approached, worried.

"Toriel..." Asgore said, looking over at her.

"tori, i need you to get the kid outta here, fast." Sans said, looking over at her.

"Sans, I won't just leave you here." Toriel told him.

"just get them outta here, please. i can hold them off." Sans told her.

Skyler went to take a step, but a spear shott out of the ground in front of them, grazing their nose.

"Don't move, human! Sans, how could you?! This is treason!" Undyne snapped at him. 

"they don't need to die. undyne, so i won't let them get killed." Sans replied. 

Undyne went to lunge forward, but Sans brought up a bone wall, but she only punched through it, knocking him back when he teleported in front of Skyler.

"SANS!" Skyler yelped as he was punched back.

Sans felt himself lose control over his body as Dust took control, and he skidded to a stop, his hood flying up and over his skull as he did. Dust's eyelights lit up red and cyan, eye sockets narrowed, and Skyler gasped. Dust used blue magic on Skyler, bringing them to him before he stopped. 

"sorry i'm late." Dust apologized, before looking over to Toriel, "i need you to get the kid outta here. can you do that?"

"I... yes, I can... Sans, please be careful." Toriel told him as Skyler ran over to her, and she picked them up in her arms.

"i will." Dust said.

"Toriel, please, don't make this more difficult for me..." Asgore pleaded.

"Shut up, Asgore." Toriel snapped, hugging Skyler tighter. 

Asgore sighed, looking down before looking at Sans again, "Sans, I request one more time. Please, stand down."

"not happening, pal." Dust said, summoning some bones behind himself.

"So be it. Dogi, get the human, but do not harm Toriel. Undyne, help me with Sans. He's going to be difficult to deal with." Asgore ordered.

Toriel ran away with Skyler in her arms, Dogamy and Dogaressa chasing after her, and Dust brought up a wall of bones behind Toriel, holding the Dogi off as Undyne summoned several spears, shooting them at him as Asgore sent fire at him. Dust sighed, snapping his fingers, his left eyelight gaining a purple flame as the attacks turned purple, freezing in the air. Everyone stared at him in shock, and with a snap of his fingers, they vanished. 

'dust, you can do that?!' Killer asked in awe.

'jeez... well they're screwed.' Horror chuckled.

'i thought it was just a legend or a myth...' Sans muttered.

'nah. that's not the only thing i can do either.' Dust said. 

"SANS, WHAT THE HELL?!" Undyne yelled. 

"I... How..?" Asgore whispered in shock, summoning a trident and gripping it tightly. 

"i'm just that good. we gonna do this all day, or are you gonna let the kid go?" Dust asked, eye sockets narrowed in a glare.

"Not a chance, brat!" Undyne yelled, lunging at him with several spears, and Dust teleported out of the way, shooting bones at her to pin her against a wall, bringing up a wall of bones to block Asgore's fire. Seems they realized they shouldn't go easy on him.

Asgore's trident turned blue, and he slashed at him, and Dust stayed completely still, and he looked up as Undyne lunged at him, using blue magic to slam her to the ground, getting damaged by the attack.

"Sorry, Undyne!" Asgore apologized.

"It's fine!" Undyne reassured him, shooting a barrage of spears at him.

Dust sighed. When would she learn? Dust snapped his fingers, her spears turning purple and freezing midair, and he turned them blue, shooting them at her. Undyne stayed still, the attacks not injuring her, and Asgore rapidly sent blue and orange waves at him, and Dust summoned a vertical bone from the ground, jumping onto the tip of it to dodge the attacks. Undyne piercing through the bone with a spear, and he teleported to the ground.

Dust used blue magic on her soul again as Asgore sent fire at him, and Dust summoned a bone wall, blocking it. Undyne jumped at him while her soul was blue, and Dust summoned one of Muffet's strings, turning Undyne's soul purple and preventing her from reaching him, keeping her suspended in the air. Asgore cut through the string with his trident, several tridents forming above Dust as they shot to the ground, and he dodged, them, remembering his attack pattern from his timeline. What he forgot to account for was the fact it wasn't 1 v 1, and Undyne landed a punch directly to his face. Dust went flying back and into a tree, pulling himself up.

'she took five hp.' Killer informed. 

'how much does he have?'

'more than that...' Sans said.

'850.' Dust replied.

'what?!'

'holy shi-!'

Dust dodged a wave of fire, before snapping his fingers, summoning a Gaster Blaster with cyan and red eyelights, and purple fire formed in it's mouth. Undyne and Asgore both tensed up, preparing to block it. They didn't see the long horizontal bone behind them because of this, and it knocked them to the ground. They both yelped, clearly surprised, and Dust shot the Blaster, the fire shooting right over them. He was trying not to hurt them too bad, just distract them.

He looked over his shoulder, seeing Toriel holding off the Dogi, and Skyler's leg was bleeding a bit. Dust tried using blue magic on Dogamy, but Dogaressa held her partner back. Undyne seemed to see where he was looking, because she summoned several spears that shot towards Skyler. Dust turned them purple as he took control over them, and he shot them straight into the ground. He got ready to make another Gaster Blaster, but saw something out of the corner of his vision. 

Skyler's eyes opened, revealing bright red irises, and a wide smile formed on their face, holding their hand out to summon the RESET button. Oh no... Killer yanked control over the body from Dust, Broken Determination pouring from his eye sockets as he leapt over at Chara, trying to stop them.

"NO!!" Killer yelled, and the world froze as they pressed it, everything becoming staticky and Killer's movements slowed as Chara looked up at him, looking at him apologetically. 

"I'm sorry." Chara said sadly.

RESET

[toaster-boi]

NEW TEASER, ANALYSIS TIME

so, first off, oil stain outside the elevator. to be expected, not much i can extrapolate from that

that's. uh. th-that's a male Disassembly Drone...corpse? how is it fucking dead??? why is N fine after having his head blown off twice, and what managed to kill this one??? WHY ARE THERE (by counting the glowing nanite stingers) FUCKING SEVEN OF THEM?!?!?!? i thought they could only die if the core was destroyed, like with Eldritch J?

(good anatomy material for the fanartists, tho!)

lots to work with here, body count is now eleven, and it's a JCJensen office. "DON'T LOOK DOWN" on the wall behind the desk, and...what looks to be a few inches of standing oil completely covering the floor.

why is the computer on why does it still work WHY DOES IT STILL WORK WHY DOES IT STILL WORK

also what the FUCK is making baby noises???????

those outfits look like the dresses Nori and Yeva were wearing in the Camp 98.7 photos, and the white strips of...fabric? bandages? are probably (formerly) the hand wraps both of them had. also, we haven't seen that loading symbol on drones before. are they buffering? rebooting? updating?

yooo more biomechanical body horror

i checked, no movement on the still-functioning cameras, but...why the hell are there so many severed limbs in the security room, how many drones does it take to watch a few screens lmao

oh. oh that's why there were so many limbs, the security room was integrated into a surgery ward. surely nothing bad happened here :)

also, i can't for the life of me figure out who that laughter is coming from. it kinda sounds like Uzi? but also could be V? definitely not Doll, J, or Tessa tho

can't make out what's written on the box either

oh so a hole opened up in the roof between the core collapse and now, probably just structural decay, right? right???

ah, so that's where the teaser image comes from.

this episode could go all sorts of places. first of all THERE ARE DISASSEMBLY DRONES ON COPPER NINE IN A SITUATION WHERE THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN BUILT THERE, NOT SENT THERE

second, they're DEAD. not from natural causes, either, if the fact that they're covered in oil and missing their heads gives us any clues

plus, the surgery ward and raptor...thing...hint even more towards the biomechanical nature of at least the DDs, maybe also the Workers, but that's not as clear-cut when the Solver has been the only cyborg-making entity so far.

mark your calendars, people, cause this ought to be a good one.

[lancer-fan-club-was-taken]

thinkin about my crack theory of "egg guy and gaster are gay married" and the more i think about it- the more i kinda like it? how do i explain-

uh... so my idea is basically, egg guy is technically a "piece" of gaster, but also a separate person. cuz- idk co-dependence or sth. so when he's like- completely erased. like actually erased, unlike gaster. he's completely forgotten. there's barely any traces of him, and even then those traces are attributed to gaster.

ok, after egg guy is magically destroyed from existence, gaster just goes completely insane. like he physically can not function cuz a huge piece of himself has just vanished into thin air, and he can't remember WHAT that piece even is. anyway. he does some really bad shit that leads to him falling into the core, AND then his entire life is swept under the rug. they remember him, but oh boy do they wish they didn't. cuz holy shit, what he did was reeeeeeeal bad. whatever it was :] making himself the god of an alternate universe ig lmao.

he's looking for something he can't even remember. that NOBODY can remember. kinda like how noelle is trying to find dess, but even more of a wild goose chase because gaster doesn't know who tf he's looking for, and he'll NEVER know who he's looking for.

oh angst. my love.

[chaifootsteps]

You know, even after mostly dropped HB by the time Ozzie's was out, I was kinda rooting for Fizz and Ozzie ship because what I saw from clips they seemed really fun as individual characters and as a couple. Their dynamic in Ozzie's gave me the vibe of a toxic QPR that ignores hierarchy in their relationship and they were just there to roast people together. I thought that was how they could be St/litz's foil like everyone said.

Then the other episodes of them dropped and I'm like. Uh. Okay, so that's the dynamic Viv actually goes with. I mean there's nothing wrong with a fluff ship but also this dynamic really destroys what they were before -- fun and kinda messed up. I don't know, it just feels like a cheap decision.

I think everyone had their own dynamic in mind for Fizz and Ozzie, most of them variations on the same theme -- rougher around the edges than Moxxie and Millie, but still deeply soft at the core.

Knowing Vivzie, it could have been a lot worse than "cutesy cuddly couple with no complications who always give each other the last chocolate in the box." It's not a bad thing, just...disappointing.

[charliechaotic]

ayup. gonna do some headcanon / writing requests for a specific set of au sanses, except its just gonna be my am versions, as kinda a way to develop it a bit :>

(note: esp for Cross/Backstab, I dont know what im doing! The others I have at least vague concepts of TvT)

Name references:

The Stars:

Ink -> Sketch, 'Squid'

Dream -> Solaria, 'Sunshine', 'Ria', 'Glowstick'

Swap -> Orion, 'Blue', 'Rigel'

The Bad Sanses/Nightmares Gang -> The Comets

Nightmare -> Lunaris, 'Luna'

Horror -> Butcher, 'Butch'

Killer -> Blade

Murder -> Fracture

Cross -> Backstab, 'Bax'

Error -> Terminal

NOTES!!

•Sketch is kindaaaa a manipulative bastard(sorry gang)

•Solaria is transfem! (also, was in stone 1000 years instead of 500, so the apple twins are older!)

•Orion is very freshly 16 years old, universe was destroyed, and is the current main target of Sketch's manipulation- cowabummer! (is aware of being a replacement.) Uhhh right also he isnt Technically a 'Sans'- Think of it like.. Au-ing an Au. He's from an AU of the Swap au? [also he may be my favorite] TRANS MASC !!

•Lunaris is very non nightmare- more dadmare core, really? Also, its the kinda thing where the corrupted and past version are kinda the same? Corrupted Lunaris has his memories, and isnt Quite the original, but he isnt some random dude. Think of the corruption even like his birthday ig?

•Butcher is also very dad core- He doesn't eat until he's made sure everyone else has- also, doesn't have a 'papyrus' / general brother character-

•Blade is like a goofy uncle kinda guy, def a prankster- Tends to go against Lunaris the most often

•Fracture doesn't speak too much, general keeps to himself- but when he does it's either a Lot, or something important to listen to- Also he's a major space and greek mythology nerd.

•Backstab uh. Doesn't have anything to him yet? I'll mostly base it off of fandom stuff I've seen of cross shdjej (gladlt accepting suggestions- my buddy helped start this stuff and he kinda has the role of Backstab but is hyperfixating on smth else rn 😔)

•Terminal is 16, and WAY less destructive than Error. He still destroys stuff, but 1. He's a kid, and 2. Once he joined The Comets he's kinda only destroyed stuff for when its needed for a job. (note: terminal i ALSO made by my other buddy, but I have a better hand of him) HUMAN RACIST!!(/hj) He is a BULLY to HUMANS ONLY!!

Also yeah these guys aren't skeletons anymore lmao- different kinda monster species that comes with the AM. Monsters are the ones with Soul traits in this too :> (Havent worked out who is what yet- Solaria is /Probably/ Kindness)

I have refs for everyone except Fracture and Backstab rn but theyre all done in gachalife2 except for like. one drawing ive done of Orion (literally done less than thirty minutes ago)

[1nm806]

for the character ask thing! racetrack

First Impression: because I watched livesies first I just thought he was a goofy guy. Uhh I didn't really have much more than that because livesies isn't great at showing off certain characters.

Impression Now: he's one of my favourite newsies. I think that he's SO funny and I want a screenshot of every shot he's in because his expressions are GOLDEN in 92sies. I still have a very positive attitude towards him and his canon selves ^^

Favourite Moment: simultaneously my favourite and least favourite moment, but the whole "the world is your erster" conversation. It's so good but it MAKES NO SENSE.

Unpopular Opinion: oh jeez uh. I don't actually know many popular ones so I can't judge this too easily. But I guess I don't really get people shipping him w/ Albert? Not even that it's bad I've just never really got it, but maybe that's because I don't know Albert too well. I'd still read it if it happened to be in a fic.

Favourite Relationship: man I'm a spot/race guy to my core. Wish livesies had more of it. BUT I also like jack and race's friendship a LOT they always seemed like the kinda guys to absolutely DESTROY each other in an argument and then just be like "by the way can we hang out tomorrow".

Favourite Headcanon: He Is Transgender ^^. I also like the headcanon that he used to be a Brooklyn newsie and that's why he and Spot are closer than you'd think.

[housewarningparty]

i am so curious to see if you know earth crisis/what you think of them lol

okay, fuck, you accidentally asked me about something i love to talk about. so, one of my favorite niche music scenes to talk about is the hardcore scene and what spun off and evolved out of it over the course of like the 80s, 90s, 00s and earth crisis occupies such an interesting space in that niche.

bc like when we talk about metalcore now, we're not really talking about bands like earth crisis. we say metalcore in a mainstream sense and people think like oh bad omens, or periphery, or underoath or whatever, right? the -core in modern metalcore basically indicates like breakdowns, but the -core being drawn from is actually more post-hardcore than it is actual hxc hardcore. right? (broadly speaking, don't @ me)

but when it comes to DEFINING the very first prototypical metalcore sound, literally the melding of hardcore and metal, for me one of the first bands that comes to mind is earth crisis. that like 90s NY hxc scene sound smashing full into like bolt thrower, right? they're iconic and they cast a long shadow over the scene. and that's very interesting sonically and it doesn't even begin to scratch the surface of the ideological shit going on in the sxe and xvx scenes they were a part of. i mean, what a fucking cesspool those scenes can be. and, no, earth crisis isn't a hardline band but if you get mistaken for one enough times it kinda means??? maybe there's something you could be doing different????

but still: they were HUGELY influential and they really pushed a vegan message in front of a lot of audiences who otherwise would never have thought twice about it. that's something, at least.

anyway. all that shit is so fascinating. i could talk about it forever. which i shouldn't do, bc that's NOT what you asked me. but uh anyway

If I know them: 

Favourite Song: "to the death" probably no surprise that i prefer their animal rights songs over their anti-drug rhetoric lmao. this song goes so hard. the ending? if you're in the car driving to work and you're so so soooo sleepy and it's 6:30 AM but VEGAN FOR LIFE! VEGAN TO THE DEATH! hits you ARE going to sing along. anyway, at the risk of losing cred in front of hxc purists i will freely admit to thinking earth crisis got even better after they reformed. to the death is a sick comeback album - it's leaning more into the metal side of things, which is my preference, and it's fucking HEAVY. it just GOES, it's a chainsaw and it doesn't quit for like 40 minutes.

Least Favourite Song: ugh god idk. so much to choose from. first one that comes to mind is "killing braincells." now, here's the thing: i am a slither defender. i think it's a fun record. i think it's cool when a bands sound evolves, i like that there's groove/nu-metal influence here! they sound like prong! i love prong! and this song isn't even, like, bad to hear but lyrically it typifies the kind of punitive moralizing bullshit that i hate in the sxe scene - pointing at addiction and people suffering from it and literally saying "what is deserved is what they receive" like. fuck off already.

Favourite Album: okay as much as i love later era earth crisis, i do think gomorrah's season ends is one of the most iconic 90s metalcore/xvx albums of all time. so, it's tied between that and salvation of the innocents.

Least Favourite Album: last of the sane. i don't care about covers.

Song that got me into them: god, idk. probably forced march, since it's the first track off destroy the machines.

Seen Live?: no and i'm not sure i'd want to lmao. maybe if the lineup was good. but it would be a tall order to get me to willingly enter a space full of hardcore earth crisis guys

Rate: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 

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[generalherasyndulla]

top five lines from fiction that make you feel things

OOOOO this is SPICY okay so this is no real order but more like order of which I think of them.

under a read more because it got kinda long WHOOPS

1. "You don't pass or fail at being a person, dear" - from The Ocean at the End of the Lane by Neil Gaiman

Sometimes you're just hit in the FACE with a reminder that there's not guideline to being the perfect person and that being perfect doesn't exist. All that matters is that we are here and alive, and that is enough. That will always be enough.

2. "Maybe you...Maybe you could do it. Maybe you could understand even the tiniest bit of my fate. You could do that, couldn't you?" - The House Fata Morgana

This line makes me insane because it is the turning point of how Michel sees Morgana. Prior to this their dynamic has been Morgana being the mean ghost that bullies Michel into being just as angry and vengeful as she is. But in this moment (this entire scene really) couched within a flashback set before Morgana is kidnapped and drained of her blood until she dies, Michel shares his own traumatic experiences in a show of empathy and support. And as this quote shows it clearly affects Morgana to see someone so similar to her.

I really do think the scene this quote is from is the moment Michel goes from wanting to save Morgana for the sake of saving himself and Giselle to wanting to save Morgana for her own sake.

3. "I don't forgive you, but I do trust you." -The World Ends With you

GOD the Neku and Joshua dynamic fuck me up so bad. Sometimes you're just a kinda shitty kid who shuts yourself out from everything and a shitty god decides to kill you to use you as a pawn in his fucked up game to destroy the city he's grown tired of ruling. But THEN you go through character development and form genuine connections, including with the shitty god and as a result of your growth and connection the god decides to not destroy Shibuya and you restore you and your new friends to life.

So while Neku doesn't forgive Joshua for killing him he does trust him because Shibuya's still standing after all and that has to mean something

4. "If nothing we do matters then all that matters is what you do." -Angel

Angel at its core is a show about redemption and exploring what it really means to do good in a meaningless and oftentimes bleak world. The thesis of the show is summed up in the above quote, which comes after Angel has an epiphany about the nature of his reedmption. There's never going to be some great big epic battle where he defeats all the evil in the world and then gets to be truly redeemed (tm). But he can try to just make a couple lives better, save all he can and that can be enough, at least for the people he saved.

And I think that's true enough for all our lives. Especially nowadays in a world that can feel so cruel and hate-filled there's something beautiful about making the active choice to act with kindness and to help others because someone has to. It's how we choose to find meaning in a meaningless world that says the most about what the point of existing is.

5. "At first I didn't know what she was to me/At first I didn't know why I cared/Or why I wanted/To hold her and rock her to sleep/ Did I need her more than she needed me?" - Black Friday Team Starkid

This song from black friday (titled uh... Black Friday) is specifically for the eldest daughters who practically raised their younger sisters and love their sister more than anyone else in the world.

So this song exists specifically for me and makes me so SAD every time I listen to it/watch Black Friday

[cosmicaces]

abstraction got really hung up on "aurion good, devaedra bad, good vs evil" that theyve completely disregarded the overall complexities in gig's original story. i'll give them some credit with the worldbuilding involving the guar and the direction they took charnok's character (it feels very in character for him to want to start his own house), but the other decisions... my god. i'll put it under a read more

they tried to write conclusions for basically every character, with aisling finding her fathers killer and the war ending with devaedra being sealed in the rift (which is. weird since the rift isn't an alternate dimension + she already Lives there).

they killed off adonaius? adonaius was the current hierophant in the original lore, i have no idea why they'd do that. they replaced him with some girl named nara. after the war, anyone who was semi-good now serves under nara. tyto, voden, roland. cool. that's boring.

the guardians can be apparently killed really easily, which is. directly contradicted in vadasi's cards where it was established that only the kai knew how to kill them via severing their connection to the land (which is where their power is drawn from; this is likely what we're doing in the power races during rampages.)

anyone they didn't know what to do with got shafted. beckett, tripp, sven, these are just the ones i've seen so far. they're so wildly out of character and they just... fully disregard their Already Established Characters.

becketts obviously hits me the hardest since she's the character i literally named myself after. they ignored her having initially been in the same pirate crew as imani (and, overall, have misinterpreted their relationship), they ignored her joining aurion for monetary reasons and said that she joined for "the adventure of fighting a big snake." adventure, thats what they reduced her character down to. being very childish and nonstop adventure. ugh.

idk WHAT they're doing with roland and kajir. roland's lore kinda sounds like his alpha lore but then it takes a wild turn. he was a hunter, dad gets killed by margrave and xeno ig, he joins sky city police, is told not to pursue the margrave, does so anyways, gets people killed, margrave shows mercy (huh) and rips off his arm, then he finds nara and becomes her bodyguard.

its fully different (and worse, imo) from what motiga had planned for him. see, roland was originally a cop in sky city. he resigned after seeing the political corruption and became a bounty hunter to deal out his own type of justice, its why he only takes dead or alive bounties. his arm had been shot off by a sniper. to continue work he arranged something with tesserus, getting a new arm. a good friend of his was killed by kajir's crew. roland took on kajir's bounty, tracking him down to his hideaway. while the latter escaped, roland was able to destroy his treasure hoard. the two are now in a game of cat-and-mouse

i haven't looked at kajir's lore yet, from what i gathered i thiiink he's a mercenary/bounty hunter. in the motigan lore, he was a sky pirate. he stole an artifact from a moon temple and it allows him to turn invisible.

vadasi is suddenly fine with hk. this is a glaring error. she talks about how "tesserus has stolen their cores to imbue them with life. war machines, wearing the hearts of their saviors." saviors? i'm sorry, SAVIORS? 1.) iirc hk is the ONLY tesserus machination to USE kai tech and 2.) the kai's technology was the UNDOING of their civilization, they weren't saved by it they were DAMNED by it. vadasi HATES hk, she LITERALLY has a prox line for him where she says "i would have you destroyed." where do you get SAVIOR from that

this is funny but also. what is this exchange between voden and rutger:

uh, first and foremost, voden's old too? and... what does beauty have to do with this? why do either of them care about it? again, funny exchange but wildly ooc. also... rutger didn't come out of retirement because of devaedra taking control, it was tesserus desecrating the ghost reef. rutger doesn't care about house conflict, this is literally stated in one of his cards:

"Rutger, my dear friend. We need you now more than ever. I would not have come to you if the situation was not dire. The corruption is spreading - and what we all hold most dear is in grave peril." - Voden

"I hear the stones, and the mountains, and I hear you, young Voden. But you and I cannot do this alone… I am too old, and my body is beaten. You are too young, and your face is too hideous. What chance do we have?" - Rutger

"These things are true, old man. You are old and I am gorgeous, but the world's fate cannot rest on what we're not. We are Wardens - you command the very ground we step on. It is our charge to help, always." - Voden

The Old Guard I, Common: Which house was ruling didn't matter, as long as they respected and cared for the land.

i don't understand why abstraction felt it was necessary to tether the characters to aurion or devaedra, there was way more nuance than that. only a few characters had clear alignments, some steered either ways, others were fully unaligned.

i know most people don't care about the lore so i'm one of the few to Really Be Bothered by this but ugh. man. this was the one thing i was afraid of happening with the game coming back and it happened

im so happy to have gig back but man. the character assassination and the undermining of the og lore that abstraction added in is Really Bad

[camels-pen]

Staff

Ectoberhaunt day 4 - Box & Staff

Summary: Clockwork has watched over Danny for a long time.

Ao3 Link

There were ghosts haunting his living room.

Not the usual kind. Not the annoying troublemakers that loved to cause him grief and destroy the town.

These ghosts were the kind he could only see in the corner of his eye. The kind that radiated a weird aura, even when he was in human form and his core was mostly dormant. The kind that lurked in every shadow, always hiding in the silhouettes of furniture while the room was lit, stretching outwards into shapes not completely comprehendible by the human brain when no light fills the room.

They lived all over the house, but the living room was their favourite spot.

Well, that and the garage, but Danny never had to go in there alone except for the odd trip to the recycling bin, and even that was sitting right beside the door. It was only ever a quick in and out. He had nothing of his own in the garage and any other reason for being there always meant the presence of at least one other person with him.

He learned to live with them, over time. They weren’t so bad, he found. From what he could tell over the years, all they wanted was a place to exist safely.

So, Danny left them to it. He greeted them whenever he passed the room, with a subtle wave if he was with others, and—only when he was alone—a peace sign that changed into upward snipping scissors after a few seconds.

Their presence—their aura, as he knew it to be called now—never changed in the slightest, but Danny liked to think the fact that they hadn’t lashed out at him meant they either didn’t care or they appreciated the acknowledgement, no matter how bizarre it was. Regardless, both were good outcomes and he stuck to them.

They hadn’t always haunted his living room—they just showed up one day after the portal had opened and never left.

Four years, they’d been in his house now. And since he’d signed up to be the next Ghost King a couple weeks ago, they started expanding their territory. Nowadays, they were no longer confined to one (two) rooms. Now, there was barely a place in the house Danny could find that wasn’t inhabited by these ghosts.

It was nice, at first. 

Usually, he’d wake up in awkward positions or with his blanket and pillows tossed across the room from his tossing and turning. Recently, he’d woken up on his back and snugly tucked into his bed.

And whenever he was home alone and headed to the kitchen for a snack or a meal, he’d find a warm meal that looked like it was just plated.

There were other little things here or there that was kind of them to do, but once they started taking over the bathroom he needed to draw the line.

Unfortunately, they wouldn’t listen to him. So, he went to Clockwork for help.

And it turned out the old clock was the one who sent them to Danny’s house in the first place!

“The ghosts haunting my house that somehow have gotten past all my parents’ scanners and weapons are your buddies?”

Clockwork chuckled. “‘Buddies’ is a strong word. I prefer to call them ‘acquaintances I regularly pay to do arduous tasks’.”

“So, like, your employees?”

“In a sense, yes.”

“Huh.” Danny paused as he rolled Clockwork’s words around in his head. “Wait, ‘arduous’? What’s so hard about chilling in my house and watching me?”

“They were also picking up after you.”

“Like the clothes I leave laying around?”

“More like the hybrid blood-ectoplasm stains you leave from time to time. And the aftermath of some late night ghost attacks in your home that you forgot to clean up when you were sleep deprived.”

“Oh, uh.” Danny rubbed the back of his neck. “Dang, thanks.”

“Do not thank me. They did the work.” Clockwork gestured to the wiggling black mass off to the side, on the edge of Danny’s vision. He knew better than to try and look at them head on so he threw a peace sign their way and said his thanks.

“So, you’ve been looking out for me since the beginning?” Clockwork gave an affirming hum. “Y’know that’s kinda creepy, but also kinda sweet. Thanks, Grandpa.” Danny paused. “Tell them not to come into my bathroom anymore. Please.”

[nin-jay-go]

Sending this from my kinda not main but I was wondering how ningajo had changed from after the release of the movie. The last season I watched was skybound but I don't even remember if I finished that😭 but what I wanted to ask is does the story remain the same as it was b4 then? I've been trying to pick it back up for maybe 5+ years or so? The change in character design def threw me off and I felt kinda lost. (Sorry this is so long orz)

no you're good!! i love talking about my favorite show :D

you're correct in saying that the movie changed a lot of things. the character design, the world design, and the tone of the story changed a lot after the movie aired, and another change is lloyd's voice actor changing from jillian michaels to sam vincent (also the voice of double d from ed edd n eddy fun fact)

dw it took me a while to get used to the new designs (i remember being PISSED at the fact that they changed them djkghdkjfhg) keep in mind that there's also a canonical timeskip between s7 and s8

the story is.... well it's ninjago dfgjkhdkfjgh the core story remains the same, aka its a group of silly colorcoded ninja fighting crime and saving the world from being destroyed. again. but seasons 8, 9, and 10, usually referred to as the oni trilogy, have a much darker feel because the writers noticed their more mature audience and wrote to fit, while also still being a kids show.

the main change really happens after animation studios switch from wilfilm to wildbrain. wildbrain era (seasons 11-16) have a different animation ... vibe? like, the animation remains mostly the same, but there's different textures (hair gets textured, you can see every little wrinkle in leather, etc) and faces are animated differently, as well as using different animation techniques as is standard for a different animation studio, but the story also gets a big change

a bunch of things get tweaked post-wildbrain. for instance, the series is just ninjago now, not the masters of spinjitzu. elemental masters are just elementals. missions are called quests. sensei wu is now master wu (though i'm blanking on if this happens s8 or s11). they sometimes have anime segments (don't ask). and uh. most of the plotlines from the previous seasons are kinda... ignored? like, wildbrain heavily prioritizes its own seasons rather than the previous seasons, meaning a lot of that stuff becomes obsolete. tragic, but nothing we can do about it.

the main change in the wildbrain era is that the episodes are all 11 minutes long now instead of 22 minutes. this is remedied by having More episodes per season, but the shorter episodes are an interesting factor in how the seasons play out. many say that the seasons feel too rushed because of that, and i have to agree on some cases. but theyre decently handled for the longer seasons (s11 and s16)

so... the story. is it the same ninjago as s1-10 was? hard to say. post-movie was the start of an era for sure, and wildbrain had some thoughts about where it would go, but i can't say it's all bad. the oni trilogy is a masterpiece of writing (though its not wildbrain, its still wilfilms), s11 is pretty good if you ignore the bigger flaws, s12 is . ok i'm not the biggest fan but it's a very fun season its just clunky dkfghkdjhg but season 13 is amazing and i love it. seasons 14 and 15 are also good :) seabound esp

don't talk to me about the finale. i WILL rant about it. too much. this is a threat.

but despite it all, it's still ninjago. the same fun cast, the same stories of the ninja being dumbasses and saving the world, they just look slightly different. if the redesigns really bother you, there's not much i can say about that unfortunately. it took me a very long time to get used to it and i was in HEAVY denial for a while, but you warm up to them. after all, they gave us superstar <3 and that's all that matters

also you do not need to finish skybound it is . it's skybound! watch hands of time (s7) tho its very funny

tldr: i can't say whether the story stays the same post-wildbrain (s11-16), but i heavily recommend watching the oni trilogy. if the new designs squick you out, there's not a lot you can do but get used to it. if you want to give it another chance, go for it!! the movie either scared people off or invited people in, so it's up to you how you feel about the movie and its effect on the show. all i can say is you gotta make your own opinion about it, and if you wanna liveblog or stream any more thoughts about ninjago, feel free to message me again!! my askbox is open (and so are my dms if anything :D)

[bts-bay-bee]

Jealousy

Pairing: Kim Taehyung x reader

Genre: smut

Word Count: 4621

Warnings: dom!Tae, cursing, fingering while being clothed, spanking, dirty talking, begging, lip biting, vaginal fingering, hair pulling, honestly Tae is kinda cocky and I live for it, orgasm denial, edging, finger sucking, sucking at your own arousal, hickies, a lot of hickies, oral sex (male and female receiving), degradation (slut, cockslut), deep-throating, mouth-fucking, choking on dick, lowkey crying, riding, unprotected sex (use a condom), breast play, choking, cream pie, unedited work

Summary: You watch Hwarang with your friend, Taehyung, on one of his rare days off. After your not-so-subtle comments about your crush on one of his co-stars, Taehyung shows you how he really feels.

***

 “I missed you so much, Y/N!” Taehyung coos into your hair as you laugh, his arms wrapped tightly around you. He still stood in the doorway of your apartment, too busy occupied with embracing you to step in.

 “I missed you too, Tae Tae.” You replied, grinning at him while he pulled away. When he finally decided to come in, he followed the sweet scent of baked goods, which ultimately lead him to your kitchen. You couldn’t help but giggle at his actions. “I made you cupcakes.”

 Smiling wide at you, he took one off of the counter, before peeling the paper off and feeding you a bite, before shoving the rest in his mouth. You rolled your eyes while chewing the sweet confectionary.

 “Do you want some popcorn? I thought that we could watch Hwarang today. You promised that you’d see it with me.” You asked, hopefully. Taehyung smiled at you and nodded slightly.

 Taehyung sat on the counter of your kitchen while you put a bag of popcorn in the microwave. There was a comfortable silence as he simply stared at you, completely mesmerised with the way you so effortlessly glided around the kitchen, pulling various snacks out for the pair of you. You glanced up at him, already finding his eyes on yours, which made you raise your eyebrow.

 “What are you staring at?” You asked, a teasing tilt to your voice, as he continued to unapologetically stare at you, his chin propped up on the palm of his hand. There was a small smile on his plump lips, which made your heart beat a little faster. When you realised that he was still staring, you raised your eyebrow further. “Tae?”

 “You look good.” He murmured, more to himself that anything else. Blushing slightly, you ignored him and continued making your hot cocoa.

 Half an hour later, you found yourself and Tae sprawled out on the couch, watching the first episode of Hwarang. You hadn’t exactly watched it, since dramas were never really your thing, but you did let it play for background noise when you were doing your household chores – just because something wasn’t ‘you’ doesn’t mean that you couldn’t support Tae. As long as your view counted, you were satisfied. However, you really wanted to watch the show, even it was just for a few snippets of Tae.

 During the second episode, Taehyung pulled you into his lap, while mumbling something about it being cold. So that was how you ended up cuddling: Tae was leaning against the couch, your back was against his chest, and his arms were wrapped around you tightly. You really didn’t mind though – you had always had a not-so-tiny crush on him.

 When he finally showed up on screen, you gasped, hitting his thigh lightly. “Tae! It’s you!”

 “Hmm…” He replied sleepily, taking a deep breath through his nose, and pulling you closer. You pulled away from him, frowning.

 “Are you sleeping?” You asked, turning to face him. When you saw how tired he looked, you immediately felt bad. His eyes were half-closed, a small frown on his gorgeous features. You leaned back onto him, his arms immediately snaking around you. You placed a hand over his, smiling when he knotted your fingers together. “I’m sorry, Tae. Go to sleep.”

 “Let me nap for a while. Then you can wake me up. Only for an hour, promise, Jagi.” He mumbled into your hair. As you heard the pet name, your heart started beating faster, a smile gracing your lips unwillingly. You don’t even think he called you that on purpose – it was just a result of his sleepiness.

 You felt Taehyung fall asleep under you; his breathing slowed and became deeper. Every so often, he’d wrap his arms around you tighter, but never once let go of your hand. You started the forth episode of the drama, yawning slightly because you hadn’t moved in about an hour, when Tae brought you closer to him, yet again, but froze when his free hand cupped your breast and palmed it lightly. Biting your lip, you felt your nipples perk up, and due to not wearing a bra, it showed through your thin shirt.

 “T-Tae?” You called out, pausing the episode, your heart beating fast. When he didn’t respond, you turned back lightly and saw that he was still fast asleep. Your throat going dry, you decided to just move his hand to your waist, so when he does wake up, it wouldn’t be so awkward.

 But you just couldn’t bring yourself to do it. You didn’t want to admit it, but you loved how readily your body reacted to his slight touch. Swallowing hard, you forced yourself to move his hand. As your petite hand hovered over his much larger one, you felt his hardening dick grow beneath your ass – you didn’t even realise it, but you were subconsciously grinding onto his length. Standing up abruptly, you walked to the bathroom, trying to calm your racing heart.

 Taehyung woke up when you walked away, and he frowned, wondering why you looked so embarrassed. He shook his head, not realising that his dick was half-hard, from your barest touch. A few minutes later, you walked back, now seeing Taehyung awake. He didn’t act any different, so you just decided to roll with it.

 “Where did you go?” he whined, making you roll your eyes.

 “I – uh – went to the bathroom, silly.” You lied, sitting next to him. He whined again, before pulling you back into his lap with the premise of ‘still cold’. You sat so stiffly in his lap, not wanting to subconsciously grind on him again, especially now that he’s awake.

 You felt there was an awkwardness in the air, but you failed to realise that you were the only one who felt it. Taehyung was still oblivious to his erection, which was slowly, yet steadily, growing harder and harder under your lower back. Trying to ease the atmosphere in the room, you started teasing Tae about his character in Hwarang, which was adorable, yet kind of… Slow. The overall effect was rather endearing.

 “Aww, you look so cute, Tae!” You said, laughing lightly, as he got poked in the head with a wooden stick. He just hummed in response, but in the reflection of the TV, you saw him roll his eyes. A few moments later, Ban-ryu showed up on screen, making you hum with appreciation; he truly was a sight. Once again, in the reflection, you saw him raise his eyebrow. When Soo-ho had a scene, you once again hummed, making Tae poke your side. “Ow! What was that for?”

 “You’re drooling a bit.” He replied, not answering your question. You scowled, knowing for a fact that he wasn’t serious about the drool. “And you’re basically eye-fucking them. Pay attention to the story.”

 “So what?” You replied, rolling your eyes. “If they’re sexy, then they’re sexy. It’s not my fault they’re blessed with good looks.”

 “How come I get called cute, and you call them sexy?” He snapped, causing you to sigh. If only you could really tell him what you thought about him.

 Turning your attention to the TV again, you saw Tae clenching his jaw, making your heart beat a little faster. His jaw was so defined, it looked like it was carved from rock. Your eyes trailed down his gorgeous features, feeling your core getting a little warmer. You licked your lips, unknowingly, making Tae irritated.

 “Now you’re thirsting after Hyung-sik?” He asked, clearly jealous. You would never admit it aloud, but his jealousy turns you on in unimaginable ways.

 You turned to him, sitting in between his legs, biting your lower lip, then said defensively, “I wasn’t even focusing on the TV, Tae.”

 “Then what were you licking your lips for?” He snapped, making you grow wet at the jealousy laced in his every word.

 You lowered your eyes, looking down, then mumbled, “Your reflection. Your jaw clenched really hard, because you were jealous, and…”

 You couldn’t bring yourself to look into his eyes; instead, you just focused on his chest. You felt your panties get wetter at the sight of his length, now so achingly hard that you could clearly see it. You heard Tae’s breathing hitch, before he sat up, his hand trailing on your thighs. Your eyes followed his large hands, gasping when you saw where it was leading to.

 Without realising, you had completely soaked your panties, which in turn, lead you to start soaking your thin, grey leggings. You tried covering up the growing wet patch, but Taehyung slapped your hand away. He ran a finger over your clothed folds, making you bite down on your lip to contain a whimper.

 “This for me?” he murmured, continuing to run a slender finger over your soaked leggings. You closed your eyes, not wanting to moan, which you so badly wanted to do. Taehyung clenched his jaw further, then spoke harshly, “Answer me when I speak to you!”

 “Y-Yes, Tae.” You replied, your eyes snapping open to meet his own. You saw the corners of his mouth lift slightly. His fingers began to push into you deeper, making you release the smallest whimper, causing him to smirk.

 “Such pretty sounds.” He murmured, continuing his assault on your folds. It was driving you crazy – not feeling enough friction to satiate your needs. “My pretty girl got so wet that she soaked through her panties, hmm?”

 “T-Tae…” You whined, abandoning your pride. He slowed his actions, his eyes shining with excitement.

 “Since you pissed me off so much by making me jealous of my friends, I’ll let you choose where I’m going to absolutely destroy this pussy.” He murmured, absentmindedly brushing hair away from your face. “Here? Your bedroom? The balcony?”

 “Here.” You replied, breathlessly, moving closer to him, causing him to chuckle. Taehyung always knew that you loved rough sex, probably something you let slip after a drink too many, but he didn’t realise just how much you changed during sex.

 “Take off your clothes.” He ordered, his authority only enhancing how wet you were. You scrambled to shed your thin shirt, then your leggings. Taehyung’s eyes grew darker and darker with lust as every inch of your body became exposed. As you reached to pull off your thong, his large hands stopped you; instead, hooking his fingers around the waistband on either side of your hips and slowly dragging them down. “Where’s your bra, baby girl? Do you enjoy teasing me that much?”

 “I wasn’t trying to tease you – ” You began, breathlessly, but a sharp slap to your ass made you stop abruptly.

 “Bullshit.” He snapped, his fingers running over your slick folds. “You think I didn’t feel you grind into me? Oh, I want to punish you so badly… Overstimulate you until you’re crying, begging me to stop.” At his filthy words, you subconsciously released another gush of sticky arousal over his hand, making him smirk. “You like that? You want me to fuck you senseless?”

 “Please.” You whispered, looking up at him, pleadingly. Then, for the first time, Taehyung kissed you. His plump, soft lips that you had only dreamed about, were on yours, moving perfectly in sync with you. He forced open your mouth with his tongue, the roughness of it only making you want him further. His tongue skilfully moved against your own, the velvety appendage massaging every corner of your mouth. Due to lack of oxygen, he began to pull away, but not before biting your lip, sucking on it gently to relieve the sting.

 Looking into his eyes, you saw a side of him that you only imagined – it was feral, lust clouding the surface of his gorgeous orbs. Without taking his eyes off of yours, he plunged two fingers into your dripping core, making you cry out at the sudden intrusion. At the sound coming out of your mouth, he smirked, enjoying having you at his mercy.

 “Feel good, my pretty girl?” He asked, his fingers curling to stroke every inch of your silky walls. He brought his lips to yours again, greedily exploring every crevice of your mouth, biting and suckling at your already swollen lips, while his fingers fucked into you mercilessly. As his long, thin digits pistoned out of you, relentless in its pace, his free hand knotted his fingers in your hair, tugging on it slightly, allowing him to pull your mouth closer to him.

 At a particularly deep thrust, you cried out into his mouth, causing him to let out a breathless chuckle. Your walls began to clench tightly around his fingers, indicating that you were close, so close. You felt him add a third finger into your core, making you whine at the stretch, the burning sensation only getting you more aroused.

 You felt your thighs start to tremble, a sure sign of your oncoming orgasm. Taehyung continued to assault your pussy, not taking his eyes off of where his fingers were entering and leaving you. Needing to feel your release, you began to rock your hips against his hand, desperately trying to fuck yourself deeper with his fingers.

 As you were about to reach your much-anticipated climax, your core was suddenly empty, pathetically clenching around nothing. You almost sobbed, the pressure in your lower body slowly ebbing away, guaranteeing that your orgasm was lost.

 “Taehyung!” You cried out, the heat of your climax nowhere to be found. He ignored your words, simply kissing you again, the lewd sounds of open-mouthed kisses were the only sounds that filled the air. Your thighs trembled slightly, almost your body’s way of asking why your orgasm was denied.

 “I get to say when you cum. This is your punishment for making me jealous.” He said, softly, stuffing his soaked fingers into your mouth, making you suck at your own juices. He pulled on your hair, tightly, bringing your face closer to his. “If I decide to stop you from cumming, then you shut the fuck up and deal with it. You’ll only cum on my cock, understand? Not on my fingers, not on my mouth, but my cock. I told you; you’re gonna be crying, begging me to stop, begging me to let you cum.”

 You nodded slightly; eyes closed as you swallowed hard. Smiling at your obedience, Taehyung slipped his fingers out of your mouth, moving you to sit on the sofa, your legs spread. Seeing your dripping, pink pussy, he felt his cock twitch on his pants, desperately wanting to plough through your slickness. His eyes found your clit, swollen and red, probably from how roughly he had fingered you, paired with being denied your orgasm.

 Spreading your legs further, he dropped to his knees and began to kiss, suck and nibble on the sensitive flesh of your inner thighs. Leaving a garden of dark purple bruises in his wake, he took a deep sniff of your arousal, before attaching his lips to your clit and sucking harshly. Your moans and whimpers of his name only spurred him on, licking at every drop of your juices.

 He ran his tongue around your soaked entrance, resulting in you letting out a breathy moan. Stiffening his tongue, he began to thrust it in and out of you, simulating what his fingers were doing earlier. He hummed at your taste, savouring the never-ending torrents of arousal that coated his mouth, some even dripping onto his chin.

 “Fuck, you taste so good, pretty girl.” He said, stopping his actions to see the way your entrance clenched around nothing, practically begging him to resume his previous activities. He licked a stripe from your core right up until the top of your clit, then began to suck on it, his tongue pressing against the sensitive bud harshly.

 He felt your heavily marked thighs began to tremble around his head, indicating your fast approaching orgasm, making him suck harshly, getting the last taste of your juices, before pulling away, making your chest heave, wanting nothing more than to cum around his prodding tongue.

 “Did I not fucking say that you aren’t allowed to cum unless it’s on my cock?” He snapped, grabbing your hair so that you looked up at him. You felt yourself somehow, possibly become even more aroused at this side of Taehyung; you never thought that your cute, cuddly best friend would ever be such a rough, dominating man in bed.

 Seeing you peer up at him with innocent eyes, flushed a light shade of pink, caused a rush of heat to make its way down to his dick. Wanting nothing more than to hear your voice, your moans and whimpers for him, and only him, he was quickly getting even more pissed off when you didn’t respond to him.

 “If you don’t want to respond to me, put your mouth to better use.” He said, harshly, slipping off his shirt, trousers and boxers, mindlessly kicking them onto the floor. You immediately dropped to your knees, making him chuckle as he took a seat on the couch. “You’re such a pretty little cockslut, baby.”

 Shining at his praise, you took his lengthy dick into your mouth, your hands behind your back. Swirling your tongue around the head, you licked off the salty pre-cum, before slowly taking more of him into your velvety soft mouth. He let out a huff, seeing how your ass and tits stuck out of your delectable body as you took bobbed your head on his cock.

 “All of it.” He murmured, brushing your hair away from your face so that he could gather it in a ponytail at the crown of your head. You sunk your head lower onto his length, struggling to encompass his girth as well as the sheer length of his manhood. “Come on, you can fit me in that sweet, sweet mouth, baby. Be a good girl and take it all.”

 Hearing his voice going down an octave, you pushed your gag reflex aside, wanting nothing more than to please him. Eventually, the tip hit the back of your throat, resulting in you gagging slightly.

 “Now swallow.” He instructed, relishing in the way your throat muscles tightened and loosened around him when you did that. Your nose was nestled against his pubic bone, making your breathing a little difficult. When you couldn’t breathe anymore, you pulled away, tears burning your eyes from the lack of oxygen.

 Once you had enough air, you sheathed him in your throat once again, the second time much easier than the first. He moaned out your name, pre-cum still coating the surface of your tongue. You felt him pull away from your touch slightly, only for him to thrust back into your mouth, going deeper. Holding your head in place, by pulling on your hair, he continued to snap his hips against your mouth, essentially fucking it.

 He loved hearing you choke on his dick when he thrust a little too far in, the sound only encouraging him to go further and deeper. If possible, you enjoyed it more; you loved seeing Taehyung fuck himself into you, you loved seeing his mouth part, and most of all, you loved hearing his groans, especially if it was your name. But you could only survive without oxygen for so long. After a minute or so, your lungs were screaming for oxygen, tears running down your face, and your spit dripped down your chin, having spilled out of the sides of your mouth when he so vigorously fucked your mouth.

 You tapped his toned thigh, his muscles flexing as they helped him rut into your mouth. He got the message and pulled out, running the head of his dick along the expanse of your now swollen lips, his pre-cum slowly ebbing out and joining the mess on your face.

 Looking up at his face, you felt a sense of pride, seeing him look down at you with such adoring eyes. He reached down, brushing away your tears, which had only run down your face due to the lack of oxygen, not because you were in pain. Tae seemed to know this, and simply smirked. “I told you, I’ll have you crying, pretty girl.”

 “Please fuck me, Tae.” You begged, your sticky arousal beginning to coat your hickie-filled thighs. You were desperate for his touch. “Please, I promise I’ll be good. I won’t make you jealous again. Just please fuck me. I wanna cum. I wanna come so badly on your thick cock, please, Tae.”

 He smirked at how submissive you were, which was a complete 180 from your usual demeanour. Scooping you up effortlessly, he brought you up to straddle him, but didn’t slip into your aching entrance. Leaning in, he licked the mixture of pre-cum and your spit from your chin, collecting the liquid on his tongue, then deposited it into your mouth, making you moan.

 When he sufficiently cleaned you up, he latched his lips to your own, kissing you deeply, running his tongue against your own. He quickly pulled away, the throbbing of his cock not allowing him to take his time with you the way he wished to.

 “Gonna bounce that tight pussy on my cock, pretty girl?” He asked, lining up at your entrance, your mouth going dry at the thought of finally being able to cum. You were denied your orgasm twice, making the ache between your legs spread throughout your entire being. “Gonna cream on this dick?”

 Every rational thought left you. The only word you seemed to know was ‘please’, which is what you whimpered to him repeatedly, needing him in you. Resting your hands on his broad shoulders, you slowly sank down on his length, whimpering as his head stretched your poor pussy. While you were taking in his cock, he began to suck harshly on your tits and neck, leaving numerous love bites as he moved over the expanse of your body.

 Taehyung got impatient and abruptly thrusted into you, burying himself deep in you; deep enough for your swollen, sensitive clit to be pressed against his pubic bone. You choked on nothing, feeling your walls stretch, burning as your body felt it was splitting in half from Taehyung’s generous, girthy length.

 It had been so long since you had been laid that you felt as if it was your first time again. Sure, earlier, Taehyung had tried to stretch you out, but that was about an hour ago, and your body had seemingly forgotten about the preparation that had been done to it.

 “Fuck, you feel so good, Y/N.” Tae groaned, feeling your tight walls stretch to encompass his girth. “So fucking tight for me. Such a pretty little slut for me.”

 Swallowing slightly, you decided to ignore the almost-painful stretch and began to bounce up and down on his length, immediately feeling the burn ease. Taehyung had one of his hands on your lower back and the other on your upper back, holding you so that you wouldn’t fall as you arched your back, pushing your chest into his own.

 Swivelling your hips, you began to grind down on him, enjoying how the curve of his cock allowed him to repeatedly hit against your g-spot, bringing you closer and closer to the edge.

 “That’s it, baby, use me to get off.” He groaned, feeling your walls clenched around him. You returned to bouncing on his dick, knotting your fingers in his hair as he kissed your neck, biting down on the soft flesh harshly. His large hand began to roughly knead your breast, tweaking your nipple in-between his fingers.

 “Fuck!” You moaned loudly, still bouncing on his generous length. He let out a breathy chuckle, seeing the completely fucked out expression on your delicate features. His eyes trailed down to the marks he left across your neck, tits and thighs, a possessiveness growing within him. Taehyung suddenly pulled your hair backwards, making you whimper.

 “Whose pussy is this, Y/N?” He growled, now thrusting into you at a relentless pace. “Scream my name, you little cockslut.”

 “Yours! Yours, Taehyung!” You whimpered, your body trembling as he pounded into you, panting heavily. You felt him remove a hand from your back, instead using his slim fingers to rub tight circles into your overly sensitive clit. Throwing your head back, you felt a familiar feeling in the pit of your stomach, forcing you to clench tightly on Tae’s length.

 “You wanna come for me, baby?” He groaned, his voice deeper than it usually is. Nodding in response, unable to speak coherently, you made yourself bring your eyes to his.

 “Cum with me.” You choked out, feeling his hips stutter at your wish. You leaned in to kiss him, immediately slipping your tongue into his mouth. “Please Tae. Cum in me.”

 “Oh, fuck!” He said, loudly, thrusting sloppily because he was so close. You knew you needed something to set you off, so you removed one of his hands from your hips and placed it around your neck. He got the idea, and squeezed gently, effectively shutting off enough of your oxygen for it to be pleasurable. You sobbed, feeling your orgasm race through your entire body, causing you to collapse on Taehyung’s strong chest; your body finally giving in to the euphoric feeling of climaxing. You felt your cum drip out of you, only to get fucked back into your core by Taehyung.

 First making sure that you rode out the high of your orgasm, Taehyung soon came in you, moaning out your name as he buried himself to the built then released strand after strand of thick, hot cum deep in your pussy.

 You buried your head in the crook of his neck, feeling his chest rise and fall rapidly, trying to catch his breath after expending so much energy. Once he had calmed his raging breath, he caressed your back lightly, leaving a trail of goose bumps down your spine.

 You lifted your head up, using a hand to cup Taehyung’s face, then brought his lips to yours again, already missing his touch. Smiling lightly against your mouth, he playfully nipped at your lip, making you giggle.

 “Is your pussy sore, baby?” He asked, gently, his openness making you flush red. He chuckled in response, rolling his eyes at your shyness. “I just came in you, Y/N, maybe you should get used to me asking you these prodding questions.”

 “It’s sore.” You admitted, burying your face in the crook of his neck, kissing the flesh.

 “Let me go run you a bath then, pretty girl.” He murmured, stroking your hair. You let out a noise of irritation, wanting nothing more than for Taehyung to remain buried in you, cuddling you and playing with your hair.

 “No. Stay here.” You sighed, cuddling closer to his chest. “We’ll move later, Tae.”

 “So needy.” He teased, but complied with your requests, wrapping his arms around you tightly and kissing you deeply.

 ***

[juseki-taisen]

How about how the 12 warriors celebrate V-Day? (Bonus challenge being Doudecuple and Navi)

Thank you for the request @gale-dragon-writer

This was a long one! I hope you guys like!

Inounoshishi

Without S/O

This wouldn’t happen, let’s be real. If it did she planned this by choice, so she’s probably busy kicking ass and taking names...and numbers

Probably prowls bars for lonely men/women/they’s ect to buy her drinks.

Never pays for any food or drink of Valentines. She’s hot af and knows it

It’s 50/50 if she’s going to go home with someone

With S/O

Expects to be spoiled. Please spoil her

Despite her immense wealth, she doesn’t expect you to buy her expensive things. She can do that herself. What she’d really like is for a gift that’s full of thought.

If you make her a gift, she’ll play it off but she secretly loves it. It doesn’t matter how shitty it is. If you make her a cute boar figure out of clay and it’s lopsided, but you tried hard and painted it her favorite color, it’s going on her mantel in the living room.

Spoils you too. You will drown in gifts and kisses. Don’t worry, she uses amazing lipstick and it doesn’t stick to your face.

Dotsuku

Without S/O

Spends the day giving candy to the children.

Secretly gives his daughter a secret admirer letter, her confidence SKY ROCKETS

Decorates his classroom

This man is great at help kids learn about consent. No pulling pigtails, and if a boy likes a girl and she tells him no, he makes sure he knows not to keep bugging her. Same thing with the girls. If a boy doesn’t like them they’re not allowed to keep bugging them either.

Watches cute love movies with his daughter. He’s her prince charming.

With S/O

You better believe he has you help decorate his classroom

You make cute paper hearts and pick out candy

The kids leave you valentines

He takes you to dinner. His daughter comes too. You guys have a lot of fun. He buys you and his daughter a dessert. Somehow she eats here and half of yours

Snuggles on the couch and a cute movie.

Niwatori

Without an S/O

Doesn’t celebrate

She doesn’t understand why it’s a big deal

Indulges the day after on discount candy

With an S/O

Help her

She wants to celebrate but she’s in Ushii level awkward when it comes to doing anything

Picks the most popular movie out, watches it, and THAT is the basis for her whole idea

Gets you candy. Wears a cute dress. Picks a place to eat. Buys you roses, or do you get her roses? She’ll get them for you...just in case

Candy? Candy. Lots of candy.

Any small thing you get her she’s going to love. She never has really gotten gifts, and one out of love is a gift she’ll treasure forever

If you do get her flowers, she’s going to press them or dry them and keep them forever

Sharyu

Without an S/O

She had a fiancé for what seemed like forever, so a day without one is kind of difficult for her

She’s happy she’s alone, because she’s happy with who she is and now doesn’t have anyone to try and fit her into a mold that she didn’t belong

Kind of mopes though. She wants romance and someone who loves her for who she is and everything she does

Drinks hot coco and eats an ungodly amount of chocolate

With an S/O

So. Excited.

She cooks all day and makes cake, dinner, and everything else from scratch

You get her gifts and feel like it’s still not enough

Honestly? It doesn’t matter what you get her. She just love shaving you around and knowing how much you care for her for who she is

PLEASE slow dance with her in the kitchen while you’re doing the dishes. She’ll remember it forever

Hitsujii

Without an S/O

Hangs out at home

Waiting for the candy to go on sale

Babysits for his child so they can have a romantic evening

Watches random shows on TV, but avoids romance stuff

With an S/O

Still wants to hang out at home, but will go out if you want

Uses this as an excuse to DESTROY the candy aisle

Gets you flowers, they’re not red roses because that’s pretty expensive, but he gets cute ones...and a bear

Snuggles and falling asleep to bad rom coms on TV

Uuma

Without an S/O

Spends it alone

He wishes he had someone, but he’s alright for the most part

Okay he’s not

He’s a big softie inside and somewhat romanticizes the holiday more than he should

Eats cake...and chocolate 

With an S/O

The man goes WILD

Roses everywhere

Candlelight 

A romantic dinner he made meticulously after practicing for weeks

Remakes the titanic ship in a bottle, with you two as the figures on the front of the ship

He loves any gift you get him. He cries. He tries not to, but he does. 

He writes you a poem he gets to embarrassed to read. You get it in a card. 

Takeyasu

Without an S/O

Steals everything with his brother

Necklaces, candy, and even flowers just so he can light them on fire

Doesn’t think much of the holiday, never has. It’s stupid. 

With an S/O

He’s awkward. He doesn’t know how to celebrate the holiday

He gets you the basics, candy, a bear, and flowers. That’s it right? 

Oh wait, you wanna do something? Uh, can a theme park be romantic?

You have a lot of fun actually, and when inevitably he lights part of it on fire, he has stuff for smores. 

You save the picture from the tunnel of love. You managed to snap it before he lit it on fire. The tunnel was the point of origin. 

Later on down the road he plans more stuff. He may also use fireworks to do your name in the air or something

Steals you a car. 

Nagayuki

Without an S/O

Steals stuff with his brother

Gets entirely to many snacks

Does anything but Holiday stuff

With an S/O

Doesn’t want to do anything, but will because you ask him

Takes you for dinner, and he enjoys spending time with you, but because social convention is making him he’s grumpy about it 

If you’re the kind of person who is easily embarrassed, he may send you cheesy emails with stupid valentines cards

Chocolate and all KINDS of snacks

Later on down the line he’ll plan more romantic stuff, and buy you nice things with real money so you know he cares

Usagi

Without an S/O

He likes the Holiday and wants someone to do it with SOOOO BAD

Watches all those cute movies and cheesy rom coms

Has a “Friend” he takes out on a date

It doesn’t go well

With an S/O

Oh boy. He’s SO HAPPY

He gets you everything. Flower, roses (ignore the blood it’s fine), and he lets you know he’s arrived to pick you up by having his friends hold him high while he has a boom box playing your favorite song. Even if it’s metal. Even if he thinks the holiday begins at midnight. Your neighbors wont care, right?

You will go to ALL the cheesy stuff. Cute rides at a theme park, which somehow gets burned down later on thanks to someone (Takeyasu)

 A dinner and flowers, chocolate. SO MUCH CANDY. He even likes the terrible heart ones. He made you a box filled with ones that have saying that remind him of you

Cuddles, kisses, and smooches that just...don’t stop. Even in public. You gotta tell him to tone it down. 

Tora

Without an S/O

Drinks, and mopes

She doesn’t really want to date, but seeing other people happy kinda rubs it in when you’re single

Partakes in day after candy sales

She actually avoids the bars, to many couples being happy and cute

Angrily eats snacks

With an S/O

She doesn’t expect much, other than maybe being one of those annoying couples who steals Every. Booth. In. The. Restaurant. 

Please get her presents. Please. She’ll get really happy and flustered

This girl will actually try and make you chocolate from scratch. Sharyu helps. She even wraps them in a cute wrapping paper she draws herself

It’s pretty casual and after bar hopping you spend it at home. You’re with her so she cuts back so she’s not sloshed. She wants to remember being with you. 

So many cute kisses. 

Hand holding. It still gets her flustered. 

Please get your picture taken at some point. She’ll put it by her bed and fall asleep smiling

Ushii

Without an S/O

There’s a Holiday? 

He guess he noticed it was harder than normal to get a table for his favorite restaurant

Doesn’t really like sweets so the holiday just annoys him

So many people confess to him and he’s just like “Okay. Cool. Thanks” 

With an S/O

He’s not great with the holiday. He’s smart though, so he tries  to research what to do

Googles top ten most romantic gesture, luckily has the sense not to propose

Gets you candy, roses, and all the stereotypical stuff

You have to tell him to relax, because all the stuff he’s saying is regurgitated rom com lines

When he does relax, he’s actually really sweet. Stupidly sweet actually. 

“I don’t need a holiday to tell me you’re important, you’re already always on my mind, but the candy is nice I guess”

Will watch whatever you want. Is always confused by romance movies, but oh BOY does he love going out to eat with you. Hell. Yes. The desserts are amazing and now he gets to share them with you

Care you a card. It’s ugly, but he tries

Gets you a really cute necklace. It has a small ox on it, so he can always be with you. 

Nezumi

Without an S/O

Eats candy and sleeps. It’s no different than any other day, other than people piss him off more.

He doesn’t like how weird people get 

They also made out on his locker...and he needed his textbook. Please....Let him get his books

With an S/O

Uses his paths so much that he passes out and HARD CORE NAPS before you go out

Has the perfect gift.

Plays co op video games with you

He doesn’t like people, so you get take out and stay home

You watch movies, but they’re movies like Princess Bride, Warm Bodies, and love stories that aren’t so normal and are more fun

If you’re LGBT he goes out of his way to find a good movie ahead of time, because he loves and supports you and this day is about you two damn it! (The other’s would try to do this for their S/O, but would have a harder time. since most of them are not great with technology like Nezumi is)

So much candy and snacks

Selfies and filters

You fall asleep together and nap

get him a gift. He’ll know it’s coming but it still makes him happy

BONUS CHALLENGE 

Doudecuple

Without an S/O

Doesn’t do a whole lot. Has wine and watches the mortals below

Maybe messes with people just a bit to amuse himself

Does his own thing. He really doesn’t care for the holiday

With an S/O

Wine and a dessert charcuterie board

Gets you an expensive gift, but practical. A coat, a scarf. Something to keep you warm and cozy you can use everyday and think of him.

Makes the impossible possible. A romantic setting with only a few people

Getting the tickets for some play or show the last minute

Please do something cheesy, it’ll amuse him, and he’ll secretly keep it

ON THE FLIP SIDE

He may get a gift from you, then anyone who goes in his office will see it. 

“Look what my Love got me. Have you beheld it?”

It doesn’t matter if it’s stupid. He’s keeping it forever 

Navi

Without and S/O

Stays home and has snacks and chocolates

Maybe organizes his hat collection

Watches fun game shows or anything without romance

With S/O

Has a special hat he wears for the occasion

Gets you one too

Gets you candy and a single rose, as well as a teddy bear

Uses his tablet to find the best places to go with the best rating. Uses his ability to multiply to hold your place in line so you can actually do other stuff

Ferris wheel. He has to hold his hat on but you guys get an AMAZING picture together. It’s his screensaver. He texts it to Nezumi. Nezumi and him start having a couple picture off. Next year, double date.