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aha-my-villainous-thoughts · 1 year ago

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We're not normal. Huh.

#literally have spoken to one other person today and it was so disorienting #like they had no idea #and explaining it would have made it worse #like you don't know??#how do you not know??#there are gay pirates helen!#they love eachother but theyrenot in a good place because one left the other but ONLY BECAUSE HE DIDNT THINK HE WAS WORTHY #but now HE'S PUTTING MESSAGES IN BOTTLES #hes saying how much HE LOVES HIM OVER AND OVER #he's KISSING THE BOTTLE AND SAVING POSTERS LIKE A PICTURE IN HIS WALLET #he's GOT A LITTLE JACKET #but wait HELEN THERES MORE #he CRASHED A WEDDING #and stole THE CAKE TOPPERS AND THEN PAINTED THE BRIDE TO MATCH HIMSELF #hesso MAD BUT HE MISSES HIM AND THAT MAKES HIM MORE MAD #and theres a sSHIRTLESS TINY ARSEHOLE ABD A NB FIGHTING EX-NUN KID AND WOLVERINE AND FANG - his name is Fang - IS LOOKING FUCKING BEEFY #HELEN WHERE ARE YOU GOING THE GAY PIRATES-#ITS A ROMCOM PIRATE SHOW #there is MAKE UP AND LEATHER DADDIES AND PINING AND THEY'RE IN LOVE #COME.BACK I'M NEVER DONE #HELEN

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shrubsparrow · 8 months ago

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It's in the eye of the beholder

#comic #birds #my art #I've had this idea for a while #after a lecture that talked about how traits we consider cute are traits found in babies #I feel like birds would have a very different definition of cute from us #anyway after making the bird tutorial I feel the pressure to draw perfect bird anatomy #but tbh I still just wing it a lot of the time!!#hehe “wing it”

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inkskinned · 8 months ago

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please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

#i am so sick of writers having to anticipate the most boring #bad-faith readings of their work. i am like - if you use cheese as a currency #okay! as long as the world makes sense to me: cool. cheese tax. moving on.#my job as the reader is to suspend my disbelief and say okay! i am so sick of like #fanfiction authors having to write dissertations #because they had an interesting idea they'd like to try out!!!#just write it! if it doesn't make sense that's someone else's problem!!!#PS OP is autistic. yes sometimes i take things literally at first glance. then i think about it lol #this is so clearly not about accessibility etc. it's about like. girl even i an autistic person #am able to understand ''they probably didn't mean his eyes darkened LITERALLY''

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tawnysoup · 12 days ago

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