#like the vegetable?

[ilybigman]

nightshade doesn't actually work

now what does this mean

[artkaninchenbau]

People keep on asking for more Baby Robin and Papadile so here is more Baby Robin and Papadile. Now never ask anything from me ever again

[happyheidi]

[egophiliac]

I have SO many thoughts about everything and they are in no kind of order yet, so here's just some quick little bits in the meantime!

I am not normal about any of these characters!

[catmask]

in nicies news though one of my closest friends saw an old picture of me compare to one of me now and complimented me on how ive gained weight and look much healthier now and im

[tubbytarchia]

My friend convinced me of the potential of this very specific trio (especially in a roadtrip context) so I'm spreading the propaganda

Again, oddly specific trio but listen. Look at this graph @liauditore made. This is all you need to know (TLDR these guys make for fun duos between one another, but putting all three of them together would neutralize any cons that would arise otherwise)

We call them sappies because idk it sounds cute and funny. Very vaguely based on the idea of tree sap (not just from how that can be related to "treebark" but also the idea of sap being a thing that helps a tree survive and making for good glue and medicine in some cases. Idk they're sappy. You get it)

The croc meme is based on this. I think Martyn would be too stupid to grasp the concept of gender so I replaced his speech bubble with watcher lore

[falafels]

kevin to neil in tfc

[oracle-fae]

hannah-michelle bayley

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

ghost horses

GHORSES

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[ryllen]

do u know that even the size of the different size of vegetables at another country amazed me because from where i came from they are all smaller and scrawnier

[aroace-menace]

Aphobia is actually so wild though. I’m literally just chilling. Just going about my silly little life. And billions of people decide that my existence challenges their worldview and they’re not okay with that. That’s so funny. We have too much power.

[pupcha]

Wow, I'm alive ☠️

Let's start with sketches with Barnaby, because he's a cool guy

Then, i remind you that i really love Howdy, so there are a lot of sketches with him 🤭🤭🥄 (in fact, i have a lot more of them, but i can't show them here). i'll say a few headcanons about the second two sketches!! i think Howdy cooks well because when he looked after his younger siblings or nephews, they needed to be fed. His signature dish is vegetable soup!! It is useful, nutritious, not very difficult, cheap, and you can also feed a large number of people with this soup

In my mind, Beta!Wally is quite an interesting and slightly slippery type. I would paint all my headcannons on him, but I won't. I'll just say that he's trying to look perfect, and he's also more of a poet than just Wally, who's an artist

I also apologize for the fact that I was gone for almost TWO MONTHS ( ﾟ□ﾟ) actually, I have a lot of work, but I can't exhibit half of it here, and I think about the other part that it's unworthy to be here 😔🥄🥄

aaand two sketches for @//clownsuu

I laugh awkwardly at the second sketch.... huh

[rapidhighway]

truly a pitiful fate of being recruited for potato harvest by your friend. the reward is great soup

[egophiliac]

CROWLEY SSR THOUGHTS

there is zero basis for this, but I can't get this thought of my head

I don't know why I decided to draw it this way

[currently-evil]

Listen I am a firm believer that Kevin cant cook for shit. You know with his life in Nest I bet he got all his meals prepped and nutritionist approved and never touched the stove himself.

BUT…

If Kevin could cook, he would 100% do meals for Monsters just so he can sneak some vegetables in.

And that brings me to my more important realization. At some point, driven by his frustration, when his vegetables are always picked from his dishes and discarded, he would turn to the internet for advice and somehow end up on mommies facebook groups and read all that advice on how to make your toddler eat more vegetables.

He would read them, try them, be pleasantly surprised when it actually works and he manages to trick Neil and Andrew into eating something actually healthy and become obsessed with the group. 

Eventually using so many tricks that he himself would give advices to mums.

Because i just love exchange like this: 

Some mum: Thanks! You’re advices are really working! How old are your trouble makers btw :) ?

Kevin: Sure no problem. Younger is 228 month old and older is 240 month old.