#like the perfect stoner snack tbh

[bass-alien]

I had the jack in the box mini churros for the first time the other day and that shit is a game changer lmaooo

[stardewstardropthoughts]

Sebastian teaches you to touch yourself

Content warning: drug use (weed), masturbation, mutual masturbation mentioned, farmer is a girl, breast play, genitals, praise, minors do not interact pls

Chances are this started because he suggested mutual masterbation, he thinks it’s such a hot way to learn how the other likes to be touched

You eagerly agreed before remembering you’ve never quite been successful in making yourself cum, you’ve tried and yeah it felt good but you’ve never quite been able to reach that peak on your own

When you shyly explain this to him he’s immediately brainstorming ways to help you relax and get into that headspace you need to be in to make yourself cum

Probably suggests edibles tbh, he smokes weed on the regular (cannot convince me otherwise that boys a stoner) so he’ll get you some low dose edibles if you want them

After they kick in and your feeling that floaty spacey feeling, he’s got you sat naked in his lap, his hands holding your wrists gently as he guides your hands on how to work yourself up

Listening intently to the little whins and whimpers spilling from your mouth as you lean your head back against his shoulder, eyes scrunched shut in pleasure as you take over, circling your clit gently while he plays with your nipples

“That’s it sweet girl, add some fingers and stretch yourself out for me, hmm kitten?” He mumbles in a low raspy tone against your ear, it has your legs shaking as you follow his instructions, wanting to be his good girl so badly

The effects of the weed running through your system makes every sensation feel that much more intense, and having an audience is exhilarating, your climbing faster than you ever have before “don’t stop pretty girl, keep going for daddy” he encourages, sucking a few hickeys into the sensitive skin of your neck

His praise and the combined feeling of your fingers stuffing your pussy while you use your other hand to rub your clit, his fingers pinching and rolling your nipples all come together to create the perfect harmony that has you falling over that edge faster than any time previously

Praises you for how well you’ve done and how good you were for him, wipes the sweat off your face and gets you some water and a snack, waiting for you to calm down a bit to see if your up for round two when you’ve recovered

[mystiika]

jamie is, objectively, a bit of a strange guy. now, its not that his music taste itself is odd, but rather his choice of playlist names. he won't knock other people's preferences but he personally believes that life is too short for boring playlist names. the ones he comes up with are just so incredibly niche but make perfect sense to him. his playlists i've come up with so far ( except 2 & 3 which i saw & stole ) are as follows:

chugging 5hr energies in the campus library is his study/focus playlist

neon green troll living under the golden gate bridge is songs that have big trickster energy, do with this info what you will

is this a wedding or the apocalypse is pretty much entirely optimistic nihilism if that makes any sense. sorta just nothing matters so do what makes you happy

songs that taste good is songs that have really satisfying sounds or lyrics that are just objectively fun to say/sing

ruh roh raggy ( got any scooby snacks ) is his late night driving playlist

arthur's fist is based on the meme & is basically just a rage playlist of songs that are both angry & aggressive

lets commit a felony & tweet about it is for when he's either feeling like the main characte or needs a confidence boost

white noise 10hrs is still just music but its what jamie categorises as having a noisy sound. i'm not sure how else to describe it tbh

call me austin powers the way i be groovin' is songs that have a fun bass line or are a lil funky

my frisbee is got in a tree again is just sort of his generic feel good happy music, the type of thing you want to listen to if you go on a park picnic on a nice day

sometimes violence IS the answer ( untitled goose game ) is his work out or training session playlist all really high energy & intense, very hype

how to channel your inner pomona sprout is his stoner playlist because weed → herb → herbology → professor of herbology

brb gotta level up real quick is just video game songs or soundtracks he enjoys

please don't sue i have a family to feed is copyright-free music he can safely play while streaming

welcome to the chum bucket is just metal music

got that dr suess flow is just rap music

hot sauce classics is for all the old school iconic rap

tongue stained from all the pop rocks is his favourite b-side tracks

call my dentist is bubblegum pop

little berry richard & chuck ( in them we trust ) is exclusively rock & roll

rock paper scissors winner gets an autographed picture of jack black in a bowser onesie is inspired by this tik tok but basically the concept is songs that evoke the feeling of jack black while being from other artists. no particular genre or subgenre either, they are truly all over the place but all have the jack black vibe to them. one of the comments also referred to this as wizard music which, yeah 100%

& his sex playlist is titled yo yo yo & a bottle of cum but was previously called shake n bake

jamie also is v much the type to make people playlists or mixtapes that have equally strange names bc its his brand <3 hits such as: two needles in a haystack or made this you in a fever dream & the songs were actually good. or from when he was feeling Romantic: i'd join a pyramid scheme for you

that is all, ty 4 ur time

[thebohemianloner]

My sister bought me these m&m's but the inside is brownies instead of just chocolate so I can't wait to go home and eat those until I feel sick tbh

m&m’s with brownie inside? sounds like the perfect stoner snack 😋

[kittydripuwu]

smoking weed with eren and levi

a/n: wrote these while high :p

words - 699

warnings - drugs!, some mentions of sex, minors dni

genre - ???

eren yeager

- lol he probably smokes more than u

- eren is lowkey a stoner but he won't tell u that

- he'll probably be the one to suggest smoking together

- he finds it so romantic <3

- eren's not a lightweight with weed but like a joint will be enough to get the both of you pretty fucking high

- he has a pretty chill high

- like he just feels hella relaxed and kinda just vibes wit u

- loves to play music when high

- he has the best playlists <3

- will show u so much new music n stuff

- he finds it so cute when he sees u listening to them the next day

- so fucking horny

- i swear he's always horny already so when hes high

- you're getting absolutely fucking railed <33

- loves the way you feel around him when he has u sittin on his cock <3

- he claims that "everything feels better when high"

- smh eren u dirty mf

- anyways

- after yall go on for a few rounds, yall will probs smoke more

- i mean its eren cmon

- after u do that you'll just eat snacks n then probably cuddle

- cuddles

- while listening to music

- with eren?

- amazing. fucking amazing.

- you both love the feeling of being so relaxed in eachothers arms while listening to some chill music

- if you're not too tired, yall will talk abt anything u think of

- aw and youll giggle when he says something funny

- AND he'll just kiss u to shut u up

- pls so cute

- anyways ya, eren is a fuckin cutie when high

- <33

levi ackerman

- not a stoner

- probably never smoked in his life

- so you'll have to convince him :D

- good luck w that, hes so fucking STUBBORN

- "cmon levi please, it's a fun way to relax" you'd beg

- "fine but if i hate it, its your fault"

- lol he acts so bothered but hes lowkey excited to try this with you

- you'll light up a j for the both of you

- you'll take first hits to show him how to do it

- ugh he'll watch you so carefully as you inhale and exhale the smoke

- you look so fuckin pretty obvi hes gonna look at u

- i feel like levi is closer to heavyweight w substances so

- he'll end up smoking more than u

- and he'll be so fucking baked from it

- his eyes will be all glossy n red and you'll just sit there n admire his perfect face

- "what are you looking at baby?"

- "you, levi"

- ehehehe he gonna blush

- so cute

- also horny when high

- ok not as horny as eren but like levi is ready to rearrange your guts <3

- he'll fucking love the feeling of sex when high omfg

- mm yall will probably go for like 2 rounds max before you guys get hungry

- TEAAAAAAA

- bye levi trying to make tea while high is probably so fucking funny like

- he'll probably misplace the teabag like 3 times before he acc puts it in the cup of hot water

- you'll be sitting on the countertop and just laughing at his confusion

- he'll simply kiss u to shush you <3

- after yall had tea and ate food he'll carry u back to ur room

- he'll lay you down on the bed and climb in with u moments later

- will be pretty silent tbh like he just wants to enjoy your presence

- he'll play with ur hair and rub lil circles on ur arms

- and you'll be so sleepy from that

- you're fuckin adorable when sleepy cmon

- will kiss your forehead

- basically just physical affection x100 when hes high

- he'll wanna do this again with u hehe

- wont tell u that tho n just hope u suggest it to him hehe

- we love high levi <3

[ameliora-j]

Since I'm a Slytherin I usually think about my slytherin gang. So imo Draco isn't really one to smoke a lot. Maybe with his circle of friends. Blaise and Theo are similar. I would be best friends with Crabb and Goyle since I know their glutton asses will always have perfect munchie snacks.

Someone told me once that Neville would be my Stoner buddy and that would be so cool.

Please I love talking about stoner stuff. Can't even smoke rn because I have to pass a God damn drug test next week 😒

yesyesyes!!!!! a slyrherin smoke circle would be perfect 😩😩 i imagine theo to be the one with the snacks tbh i feel like he’s literally always eating something and mixing random things. blaise never talks untill he’s high and then he won’t stfu. will literally talk your ear off. draco is the complete opposite. when he’s sober he just blabs about useless things,, he’s so quiet that it’s shocking and you can’t even believe it’s him. he just sits there, head rested back lazily against the couch with his eyes closed as he breathes deeply and it’s j so rjfiskejr HOT idk enough abt crabbe and goyle to hc them tho 😬😬😬

[vancilocs]

🍄🍂🌸🌼💫 for phaedra mallory and mauty?

pls don’t break this post tumbsmdalfml

🍄 What are your OCs favourite snacks? Their favourite comfort food which always cheers them up when they’re down? Favourite meal to make? Do they enjoy baking and cooking and are they any good in the kitchen?

She doesn’t really eat anymore, nothing has taste and she doesn’t need it so why bother. But when she did she would bake big or small pies with either sweet or savory filling, and she really liked baking in general. She liked to decorate them real nice too. She’s a pretty good cook, and if she smells a pie she gets a lil nostalgic and sad

Mallory eats impeccably healthy, got her proteins, got her greens, got meal plans and whatnot. She snacks on smoothies, eggs and protein bars mainly. Splurges on chocolate if sad. Likes to cook, makes herself balanced hearty meals with greens and chicken

Mauty’s a pretty good cook but himself is very picky so while he’ll cook for the family he himself will eat only a few things from it. Will snack on an apple provided it’s cut up first

🍂 Does your OC enjoy hugs? What do they do as a show of affection for: their friends, their family, their significant other(s) or for strangers? Over all what are they like with recieving affection from others?

She hasn’t really let anyone too close so it’s been a long time since she’s been hugged, so nowadays she’s a little apprehensive about anyone being so close to her. Way back when she had no problem though. She shows affection very discreetly, just a pat on the hand, a comforting word before she leaves. Kinda ran out of those things.

She likes hugs, especially likes picking up people if they allow it. Ruffles hair, gently punches shoulder, puts arm around, she’s open with affection. For lovers its lots of kisses and hugs, for siblings (all six of them) hugs sometimes, more punches. Strangers get a wave or a handshake. Likes receiving affection too, easy to get along with.

He really likes hugs but only from a very select few people, which are his kids and husband. Sister gives him half-hugs which is fine. Otherwise please keep your distance. Openly loving with husband with hugs and kisses, kids get those too. Others know he likes them but likes his own peace more.

🌸 What are some of their favourite things and why? List as many as you can think of!

Seasons changing, birds singing, water flowing, cute water nymphs having fun in their springs, someone coming to say hello when passing by, flowers blooming, sunshine on her old bones, anything that makes her feel somewhat alive and reminds her that there’s life and joy in the world around her, people feel and love and remember, everything reminding her that she exists

Camaraderie and friendship, seeing friends, seeing family, working out, having inside jokes, pretty clothes, flowers, jewelry, someone saying “I saw this and thought of you”, good food and company

Home and hearth, sounds of rain and fireplace crackling, perfectly balanced spear good to throw, soft fur to touch or to lay on, a child’s laugh, gifts from his kids, cuddles and kisses from husband, hands in his hair very gently, watching silent snowfall, watching husband work on making fabric bc it’s very monotonous and nice to watch and the sound is rhythmic and calming

🌼 Who are this characters friends and found family? How did they meet, how long have they been friends for, could they ever be something more than just friends? What do they look for in a friend or a romantic partner? 

She really doesn’t have any she considers family, but she considers Mahran a friend and appreciates the company she keeps as well. She knew her dad, probably knew her grandparents, she’s been there for ages and knows Mahran is a good and smart woman. Acts annoyed at Ilya but appreciates them paying her a visit when passing by on the way to visit Kyrie. As for mans, she HAD one perfect one, and would like to see him again, thankyouverymuch

She’s likable, I bet she has friends within the bounty hunters even if she hasn’t been there for long. Who knows if she’ll get a date from there or anywhere else later on. She’s not actively looking but wouldn’t mind having a girlfriend (if she has time for one...), someone interesting and fun. She’s also really young though so like. No hurry to settle down or anything

He’s close with his twin sister and obviously loves his husband very much, and also everyone in the clan considers each other family at least in some way and he shares this view. Him and Ola have known each other since they were practically kids and he’s just been a very grounding and calming presence for him throughout his life and he kinda just fell in love at some point

💫What is your favourite fact about this character and why?

I don’t want her story to be tied to Jarvarad and focusing on getting back to him, it’s her refusing to give herself up to someone she doesn’t like nor will ever accept, her story is about her and building herself up to break her own damn curse. Husband and new job as kicker of god ass is just extra

She’s just a ball of energy tbh, hench ass woman doing the Most (also with added stoner farmer twin it’s even funnier)

Mute. Terminal bitch face. Spear taller than him (and he’s tall). Beefy af. Kicks beast ass no problem. Also a mushy househusband who cuts crusts off his kids’ sandwiches and blushes violently when orbular manlet husband pulls him down to give him kisses

[astrologicalities]

What I REALLY Think Of The Signs

Aries: Aries and I are a love hate relationship. I love their headstrongness and how they don’t take a no for an answer. But then, I see the hotheadedness and I’m like: “u need to calm down boi”

Taurus: Taurus is such a beautiful sign to me. They're so calm and collected and their probably the best cuddle buddies in the world. I can even ignore the stubbornness because they're so cute!!1!

Gemini: In theory, I love Gemini’s. I love their openness and intelligence and fun-loving spirits. Their sense of humour is also fire. Sadly, my annoying little brother is a Gemini which basically ruins all Gemini’s for me.

Cancer: Don’t get me wrong, I love myself a Cancer, but their moodiness at times kinda tarnishes it. But they make up for it with their kind spirits and helpfulness. <33 (also my rising sign)

Leo: Leos are cool and all, but really, get off your high horse. They're so shiny and sparkly and everything about them goes right. They’re so perfect, it’s nasty. Meanwhile, I’m sitting here, buried in a pile of blankets and snacks, scrolling through memes on Tumblr. ;-;

Virgo: Mixed feelings. Sometimes I’m like: “YOU GO GURL. YOU’RE SUCH A BAD B*TCH YAAS!!1!” Sometimes I’m like “back tf up before you get smacked tf up.”

Libra: THE PERFECT SIGN!! (ok maybe because I’m a Libra.) But seriously, they're so charming and well-balanced. Everyone wants to be them. Maybe if I keep believing, I’ll actually be charming and desired. ;-;

Scorpio: Here we go. I LOVE SCORPIO OHH MY GAWD. Thier calm, cool, collected, mysterious, and a bit cunning. They love passionately and when a Scorpio loves you, they don’t stop. I want to marry a Scorpio tbh.

Sagittarius: If wasn’t a Libra I’d want to be Sagittarius. Thank goodness my moon sign is Sagittarius. I love their free spirit and open personality. It’s awesome.

Capricorn: Sometimes I wish I was Capricorn. They're so responsible. Maybe I’d marry a Capricorn. But then I’d be cheating on my Scorpio noooooo ;(((

Aquarius: If imma be honest, I have a strange aversion to Aquarius. Their so liberal and they want equality and their party animals, and all of that is great. But sometimes they can be emotionally detached and a bit apathetic. I HATE IT when people don’t completely invest in friend/relationships.

Pisces: Having a Pisces in your life is chill af. Awesome friend. Always gives good advice. But then when I think of Pisces I think of a stoner??? Doesn’t make sense???

[theherblifeblog]

This Hotel is Perfect for Weed Lovers

Hotel Zed graciously supplied us with an overnight stay in exchange for an honest review of the property and experience.

I travel a lot, mostly for work but often just because I genuinely enjoy it. I love a day spent exploring new cities and finding great local restaurants (because its always all about food for me). Sometimes though, it’s easy to forget what treasures you already have in your own backyard. So when Hotel Zed reached out to offer me an opportunity to experience their Victoria BC hotel I went for it and TBH I’m really glad I did.

I don’t live in Victoria, but I don’t live very far either so I don’t usually stay overnight. Hotel Zed is located just outside the downtown core, but near a ton of restaurants and shopping and in an area of town that is easy to get around in.

The hotel itself has recently undergone remodeling and is a bright, colourful oasis located across the street from a huge shopping centre (shopping is a top three activity for me too). The lobby is bright and welcoming with several different lounge areas that offer guests the opportunity to check out some old school vinyl albums, write their very own masterpiece at the typewriter station, play boardgames or help themselves to a variety of refreshments. If that doesn’t float your boat, no worries. There’s also a pool with a sweet slide, a hot tub and ping pong lounge. A PING PONG LOUNGE.

If for some reason you would much rather go out and explore you can borrow a bike or a longboard from the hotel, which is a great idea if you intend to participate in the curated Weed Walk (more on that in a minute).

The Rooms

Amenities and location are important, sure. But so is the room that you’re staying in and mine did not disappoint! There were tons of fun little details in the retro decor, from old fashioned lamps, alarm clocks and fans to bright, cheerful walls this room made a big impact on me and I spent a ridiculously long time taking pictures of lamps.

Snacks for Stoners like me

Best of all, when I arrived there was a package of candy (Airheads and other nostalgic treats) sitting beside a big box of DOUGHNUTS from one of the best bakeries in town! A box of doughnuts!!! It’s like they knew a pothead was coming to stay.

The Weed Walk

When Canada legalized adult use cannabis back in October of 2018, Hotel Zed was ready. They embraced the obvious fact that Canadians love their cannabis and instead of sweeping it under the rug they leaned into it by creating a Weed Walk.

The Weed Walk package starts off with recommendations for great dispensaries in the area and also offers suggestions for activities such as exploring the Galloping Goose trail or checking out some wonderful local bookstores. Finally, in case the doughnuts aren’t hitting the spot the Weed Walk suggestion list also includes some incredible local eateries.

Ok but how was the bed?

So now that I’ve established that the lobby, amenities, location and room were all top notch and thoughtfully designed lets talk about how I slept.

This bed was super comfy. It was so soft (although it could have been a touch bigger) and cosy that I had a hard time rousing myself to go do any of the fun activities. I slept like a log, I tell you and at the end of the day thats what really matters in a hotel.

Hotel Zed is priced pretty reasonably and would allow for quick impromptu getaways or thanks to the central location, for extended visits. If you’re not headed to Victoria anytime soon, there is another location in Kelowna that is 100% for sure on my to-do list.

[antiquexbeast]

once upon some basics

in response to ( this thing ) that i’m being yelled at about ( ???? )

because despite how obviously parody the video is, i’m sitting here realizing that i gotta explain why this isn’t “offensive” and “problematic” and is honestly more poking fun at weho stereotypes that, tbh, anyone who lives there has seen first hand.

for reference, i’m about three decades old, i’ve been too gay and ho to exist for most of my life, and weho has been where most of my existence has been when i’m not looking for bones and wearing as much lace and black as humanly physically possible in SoCal. all of the places in this video are places i frequently visit and party at.

lemme break this down:

lez be honest ( belle ):

-- is probably a closet gay -- might not even realize they’re gay -- legit doesn’t give a shit and just is out here to have fun and chillin -- trying their best an doin p well -- accidentally offensive  -- kinda weird, is probably a nerd and into weird things, but you know she’s solid af -- you expected her to be a garbage ally, but is actually the coolest person you’ve ever met. -- is aggressively active about human rights and will either march with you or march for you -- is straight up oblivious ngl but she not a nancy so that’s gucci -- you crushed on her at least once because she’s good and got good hair don’t fuccin lie

gogo babies ( half naked dudes ): -- can only be found at The Club -- very greasy? sweaty? either way they glisten like greek gods under dancefloor neon lights are they even real? you literally only see them at The Club -- always naked except for thong undies -- and sneakers, for some reason??? -- are men of little words, but always seem to say enough to make you thirsty af athletic af, can bend in ways no normal gayboi can deal with ( that’s why we out here ) the more money you throw at them the sexier they get this is a fact about bards and gaybabies

thirsty clientele ( every single time you’re at the club ): -- ALWAYS creepin on gogo babies and... well.. literally anyone lbr -- will wait till you’ve had 7 shots of tequila then creep up on your ass from behind -- constant boner? or is it hands? either way it’s nopecity non-consensual and it’s time to flag down security -- they phase into the wall until you look at them and break their disguise and then you’re fuck’d -- honestly nothing about these guys are good they may as well be dementors -- can only be defeated by, literally, any charismatic gay who sees you in trouble and comes to your aid -- #there’s always a gay to protect you thankgod 

shady gays ( dressed in black, shadin tf outta you on the street ): -- relentlessly savage af do not approach without a spine or being dead inside already -- regina george? guuuuurl don’t even play she ain’t even close to this -- will be precious to your face but knives at first base -- can automatically sense if you have knock off designer shit without even looking at it -- better not be wearin last summer’s jimmy choo’s or vera wang ‘cause you bout to be dragged -- will judge you on your love for betsey johnson, but seems to never be seen in public not wearing basic nu goth black ( ugh seriously? that’s soooo forever 21 ) -- vogue is basically their religion -- lady gaga may as well be their fashion inspiration, despite how impractical it is to wear 60% of runway designs -- will cry about anything, especially after drinking two wine coolers

adam and steve ( explanatory gays ) -- you watched Another Gay Movie and Will & Grace and now you get to meet this irl but x20 -- perfect skin and make up like how????? -- you haven’t seen anyone voguing since like 30 years ago but here it is -- rainbow paraphernalia, constantly, somehow -- the pose game here is rivaling JoJo, like you legit cannot compete you can’t even roll for dexterity here -- the actual personification of a unicorn, which is literally just a horse. because horses are extra af already so just glue a stick on they foreheads -- are always bottom. like don’t even suggest being top it’s not gonna happen -- drama... constantly... just.... nah

momma ( ru-paul. literally ) -- that is literally goddamn rupaul -- constantly busy and has zero time for normal conversations -- it’s like you forget ru is gay af and is close to LA and it makes sense to run into them here -- constantly ic lbr -- still manages to be that NPC that gives out real good advice -- is also that NPC you don’t expect to run into, like ever, so you better be ready for a wild adventure -- is your fuckin mom. not even drag mom, they’re you’re mom and is full of mom advice -- still problematic, but also still full of good mom shit

the queens ( of the stone age ) -- don’t even try they’re make up game is stronger than your lift game -- “this man looks better in a dress than i do” and that’s literally how it is just accept it -- are always chaotic fabulous -- will either be chill or problematic there’s no in between -- CONSTANTLY GOSSIPY -- drama? may have originated with them saying some shit while they were too drunk and forgot to not be a decent person -- might say accidentally transphobic shit, but depending on their alignment may actually correct their behavior

lost fitizen ( no homo-bro ) -- #loststraightboy, but lbr he already knows why he’s out here -- constantly nervous and suspicious -- can’t play it cool even if he tried -- is desperately trying to be as macho as possible, but you’ve caught him staring real hard at the gogo babies on more than one occasion -- may masquerade as the token straight garbage at the gay club tryin to feel up on ladies havin fun, but then gets real smooth when you cut in -- is a stoner? is drunk? you’re legit not sure he looks wildly startled, maybe he needs a nap or a snack ( #you #youarethesnack ) -- will offer to be your “work out buddy”............ you’re old enough to know what that shit means -- will either be a toxic fuckboi or your future respectful life partner there is no in between

haterade ( misc religious protestors ) -- srsl wtf r you don’t even go here -- will either be yelling aggressive random bible shit @ you or standing quietly looking dead inside because they’d rather be anywhere else but surrounded by naked gay men -- are literally everywhere, even at anime conventions like wtf -- maybe they need a fuckin nap or a nice salad? -- constantly contradicting their own dialogue when approached and questioned about their “beliefs” -- it’s literally the same people every year you wonder if they have lives or family

woke gaybabies ( literally every other normal gay ) -- blends in like spies or secret agents -- you can go years of your life without knowing they’re anything other than straight -- honestly just came out here to have fun, get some drinks, and cut loose for a night -- is probably your designated driver and suggests that you walk to the ihop a block away to get to food after you’re too drunk to function -- will ( reluctantly ) take care of your stupid drunk gay ass when you’ve had too much -- may be middle aged, but also has a fleeting hope they’ll find a nice person to talk to at the bar -- prefers OK Cupid to Tinder because the thirst difference between the two is too real -- has normal interests, is easily relatable, but are basically unicorns because their impossible to spot in the crowds of extras

the last lesbian alive ( is butch af ) -- in a sea of testosterone, you see a glimmer of estrogen somehow -- has she worn anything other than lumberjack print or doc martens? who honestly knows?? -- is probably more aggressive than your chihuahua do not engage her in a bar fight you will fuckin lose -- buzz cut, heavy set and is very passionate about fur babies and marching for human rights -- is straight up pissed off about the lack of women in weho to chill with like jfc? -- S&M. hands down. you better have the day off from work the next day cause you aint walkin straight the next mornin -- is basically a unicorn, lbr when was the last time you saw a fresh real lesbian in sausage fest weho -- will either be batshit or wholesome and good, there IS no in between gurlfrond -- will build you a house, but unlike your dad stuck in his shitty marriage, will actually fuckin do it, and it will be everything you ever hoped it would be

[bakatenshii]

luv u omg & congrats on 420 followers it is well deserved and bruh,,, id kill to smoke w aizawa and/or like bakugo PLS

first of all i luv U even more so uno reverse cmere nd lemme kiss u <33

𝐴𝐼𝑍𝐴𝑊𝐴

listen, I’m gna get lynched for this opinion but I am not an Aizawa-fucker and @rat-suki and I will stand by the fact that he is a stinky old man

u can’t tell me this man doesn’t look high 24/7, look at those eyes bro, someone get him some eyedrops I’m begging you

he probs started smoking with Mic and Oboro in high school and he just never stopped (we don’t talk about high Mic)

I mean the only realistic reason he can put up with his fuckin students is either that hes a raging alcoholic or a stoner

look I’m sorry I wish I could give u more entertaining hcs about what he’s like when he’s high but the answer’s already in canon—

he literally just sleeps. He’d the typa guy that gets blazed and falls asleep on the spot, standing up, against a counter, he just conks tf out

over time he figured to bring a sleeping bag with him for easy access, that’s big brain move

he probs has a pipe at home, it’s easy to clean, he doesn’t strike me as a whole entire bong kinda stoner, bongs are so much work to clean and Aizawa cbf

at school during class? He smokes them J’s, straight, no baccy inside bcos even tho he fits the generic tattered sensei trope who’s always got a cig dangling from their mouth, he doesn’t strike me as a smoker

because baccy’s expensive u know and fuck knows those UA teachers don’t get paid nearly enough

here’s more input from his #1 stan <3

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Honestly I can’t even lie, bomb boy probs would never smoke. His self-set curfew’s at 9pm bro, yall think he’ll indulge in the devil’s lettuce? He’s got diet plans that’ll put ig scammers to shame, he would never

Plus, he’s scared he’ll get munchies ya know, and he can’t risk fucking up his perfect gym/bomb/laundry diet regime

But Denki?? that lil shit’s a proper fuckboy stoner to the T. Denki’s the blueprint (someone lemme hc Denki I’m BEGGING YALL hes my baby ffs ilh)

Denki’s gotta be the reason Bakugou even smokes, bcos the whole squad’s high as a kite, and he’s sick and tired of babysitting idios who can’t string together a coherent sentence

Also they send him out on snack runs with the excuse that they’re all too high to move and he’s fed up

Bakugou high is just a regular person tbh, it calms down his nerves, he doesn’t shout as much, and if u met him for the first time u literally wouldn’t even clock he’s high, because he’s normally just so riled up 25/8

He’ll let Kiri be moist and sappy with him, he’ll only retaliate with a soft pat because he can’t muster up enough strength, but he’ll feel relaxed, so relaxed, he decides maybe this can be a good cool-down sometimes post-workout — maybe

He smokes from a bong bcos that’s what Denki has, a big ass obnoxious ass pikachu bong for my pika pika bf. He coughs like a fuckin baby when pikachu tells him to clear it in one as a challenge and his stubborn competitive ass took it seriously (it was muy embarrassing)