#like the only nath ship i really like

[mah-t-wordblog]

Hiiiiiii<3

I really love your fanfics so I want to request one with lee!Nathaniel and ler!Marc

If you mind I'd like to give you suggestion. I really want something like: So Nate got some kind of mental breakdown and Marc want to cheer him up. This is just a suggestion so you can write something else but pls with lee!Nate

If you write it really thank you

If you don't That's okey, maybe next time I want you to be comfortable

(Sorry for any mistakes I made)

There it is!!! Sorry for the delay, I had a looooong week

You are good enough

Lee: Nathaniel Kurtzberg

Ler: Marc Anciel

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Ships: Marcaniel (Marc x Nathaniel)

Warnings: This is a tickle fic, if you don’t like it, just scroll down

This fanfic is originally in Portuguese, my English is translated using an automatic translator, if there are any big errors you can tell me so I can fix them

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Nathaniel tried to calm down

He took a paper and started to scratch really hard with a pencil, this was a way for him to vent some of his bad feelings

“Leave me alone…” he said, not referring to any person, but to his own feelings

He got up from the desk where he was sitting and lay down on his bed, grabbed a pillow and started to cry

“Nath?” Marc appeared at the bedroom door “Nath what's wrong?”

Nathaniel didn't answer

“You don't know?” Marc approached

Nathaniel nodded

“Hey! Nath…” he started to lie down on the bed, picked up his boyfriend and laid him on his lap “I’m here, it’s okay”

“No…”

“Yes, yes it’s okay”

“I’m sorry… I’m sorry-“

“Stop it” Marc asked “you’re not okay, and you didn’t do anything wrong, don’t apologize for something you didn’t do”

Nathaniel hugged Marc tightly, as if he would never let go and started to cry

“It’s okay not to know, Nath, you’re just sad and it doesn’t matter why, the only thing that matters is that I can’t let you be like that”

Nathaniel peeked at Marc, since he was hiding in the pillow he was hugging

“Do you want to?”

Nathaniel nodded

“Do you want me to make you happy?”

He nodded again

“Then tell me how”

Nathaniel turned red, looking like a tomato

“I- I-“

“Come on! Tell me how, I’ll only do it if you say so!”

“T-tickle me”

Marc smiled “cute~” he started to caress his boyfriend’s belly with both hands, very affectionately and softly, but for Nathaniel it wasn’t soft at all

He started to laugh softly, trying not to exaggerate

“I’m with you” Marc smiled

Nathaniel relaxed more, which made him start to laugh more, taking advantage of the fact that the redhead was loosening up Marc started to make a movement of moving his hands up to more sensitive spots

“Mahahaharc!”

“Come on… you know you want to laugh”

Nathaniel laughed, Marc moved a hand up to his boyfriend’s face and caressed his cheek

“You’re so cute” he said, tickling Nathaniel behind his ear

The boy turned red, like the color of his hair

“Stohohohohop!” Nathaniel was embarrassed when Marc complimented him

“Cute!” The boy said, giving his boyfriend a raspberry on the neck and then finally stopping

“Hey, Nath”

Nathaniel took a deep breath to catch his breath “yes?”

“You’re good enough, you know that, right?”

Nathaniel smiled “thanks”

Marc smiled too “you’re welcome!”

“You know what would make me happier?” The redhead said, getting closer

“W-what?”

“If I could get revenge!”

“NOHOHOHO!” Marc ran away before Nathaniel could reach him to tickle him, apparently Nath was already in a much better mood and more like his normal self, thanks to Marc

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[coffbeanie]

One of my biggest “what if” thoughts for miraculous ladybug is “what if the writers let Nathaniel be another love interest for Marinette even after Evillustrator?”

(I elaborate on this under the cut!!)

Just bc as someone who was in the fandom (and by that I mean I watched the show on YouTube and saw fanart via Pinterest and google images) like before season 2 but after season 1 ended, Nathaniel not only seemed to me like a well liked character, but there was also a good amount of fanart with him and Mari

I feel like he was kinda the go to for people who didn’t quite like him with Adrien (I always wondered why she didn’t just pick him-he seemed just as cute and as nice and he liked her back) and I also see him as that “Luka before Luka” as in he was another guy to ship Mari with, and they’re both kinda emo with the artsy vibe

I say this bc 1. I think it would have been interesting story wise and 2. As someone who was present when Nath as a fairly popular side character it’s sad to see him be neglected by the narrative

1. I’m not saying the writers should have scrapped Luka entirely and replaced him with Nath- obviously not Luka’s important to the story. I also understand that having too many love interests would have been difficult to tackle, but it would have been fun to see Nathaniel go “oh yeah I had a crush on you lmao kinda awkward it’s fine tho i’m trying to move on and I might be into ladybug now” and to them have Mari do a double take and be like “crap maybe I do like you a bit”

Also I think it would have provided interesting development for Mari to have Marc as a romantic rival-characters like Chloe, Lila, and Kagami (at least when she was first introduced) were all kinda put into a bad light, Chloe and Lila cause they were just mean and manipulative respectively, and Kagami cause she first came off as kinda mean and cold, giving Mari enough reason to dislike them and question whether they’re good for Adrien outside of also being jealous, but Marc wouldn’t be like that for Nath-he’s a quiet kid who seems nice enough, and he just writes fanfics, plays soccer, and doesn’t want to be bothered. If liked Nath enough, she would just have to accept that she’s feeling pure jealously cause you can’t really hate him for any other reason, also could have led to fun shenanigans to her trying to justify not liking Marc when she really can’t, she’s just mad cause he’s getting close to Nath

Also cause it would have been interesting to see Mari almost be rejected-maybe it’s just me but I could never really accept Kagami as a romantic rival cause they always portrayed Adrien as almost hesitant to get with Kagami, and his love for Ladybug would triumph over all(yeah they would do Chat getting over Ladybug for an episode it barely lasted) so I couldn’t see them actually being together and having the both of them be happy. Also Chloe and Lila weren’t fit for Adrien just cause they sucked

And for Luka he’s just like still there, and while he knows now that Mari and Adrien are made for each other before he had this “but I’ll still be here waiting for you if you need me :D” vibe

I think Mari being rejected by a character romantically if he was presented as a legit love interest would add more to that “just a normal girl with a normal life” cause we all don’t get what we want and people we like aren’t just going to stay waiting around for us-if Nath clicked with Marc more than he did with her than she would just have to deal with it, and seeing her deal with a still kinda hard (cause rejection is difficult) but realistic situation (something must of could relate to as it doesn’t relate to superhero-ing) would have been refreshing

2. I understand as I’m typing that I’m slightly biased towards Nath (were all the fanarts I saw as a kid really that popular? Or was I just being given Nathaniel centric art caused that’s what I looked up? I can’t remember honestly) but I’m still disappointed with how he was being pushed aside in the show, especially when-the character who would draw his superhero self insert at first denying a miraculous when presented one, and having to share his hero debut with three other people

(Penalteam could have worked if it was more Sabrina centric cause it’s hard to get out of a toxic friendship so yeah she would have gotten her miraculous last, because while getting away from Chloe definitely took her some time, ultimately she was still able to do it and become a hero, and what a better villain for her to fight than a whole bunch of Chloes; Ivan, Marc, and Nath should have gotten their own eps and I stand by this)

Idk as someone who got into the show bc of the Evillustrator episode, it’s just hard to see my fav boi be pushed to the side :((

If you read all the way to the end, thank you and pls share ur thoughts!!! Especially any Nathaniel fans wanna know if anything else has thought of this.

[msweebyness]

Akuma Class Families (Weeby’s Canon)

These are the family members of the akuma class in my canon, enjoy! Keep an eye out for the theater kids! @artzychic27 @imsparky2002

Marinette:

SAME AS CANON

Adrien:

SAME AS CANON

Alya:

SAME AS CANON

Nino:

Antoine Lahiffe

Music teacher

Total Hippie Dad

Believes all music to be beautiful and valid

Constantly loses his glasses

Ships Alyno

Margie Lahiffe

Customer service rep for a retail chain

Girl Boss, you don't tell her no

Strict but loving

Might push Nino a little too hard, not on purpose

Loves Alya so much

(Also Chris obviously)

Chloe:

SAME AS CANON

Sabrina:

(Obviously Roger)

Tatiana “Tanya” Raincomprix

Divorced from Roger

Defense attorney

Sabrina sees her on weekends

A bit distant, doesn't show much emotion

Rose:

Jasper Lavillant

Sweetest man alive

Owns a glass blowing business, known throughout Paris

How is he always happy?

Ships his daughter and Juleka

Lillian “Lily” Lavillant

Co-owns a flower shop

Ray of pure sunshine, but a mama bear lurks within

A bit overprotective due to Rose's condition

Also ships JuleRose

Juleka:

SAME AS CANON

Max:

(Claudie, duh)

Darius Kanté

Computer technician

Gave Max the genius/nerd gene

A lil awkward

Sees Markov as part of the family

Kim:

Le Hai Lanh

Owns a cafe, traditional Vietnamese

Gave Kim the himbo gene

Mans is buff

Papa Wolf to his son and daughters

Ships Kimdine

Etienne Ature

Manages the restaurant

Nervous bean, a little overprotective

Has a thing for muscles

Mumbles a lot

Also ships Kimdine

Mai Nguyen

BUFF GODDESS

Personal trainer

Poly relationship with Lanh and Etienne

Mess with her kids and she will eff you up

Has already claimed Ondine as her daughter-in-law

Le Thi Anh

Mother Hen Big Sister

Kim will always be a baby in her eyes

The responsible one

Already calls Ondine her sister

Le Hoa Vinh

Not a people person

Takes LONG to warm up to people

Always making fun of Kim

Snarky 24/7

Le Liem Dao

Female Kim, basically

Queen of dares, always competing with her brother

She buff

LOUD

Alix:

(Jalil & Alim)

Salma Kubdel

Museum Curator

Free spirit, Alix takes after her

A really good artist

Sees Nath like a nephew, loves him

Ivan:

Iosif Bruel

A mountain of a man, Ivan is his mini-me

Doesn't say much

A gentle giant like his son

Construction foreman

Quietly ships Myvan

Galina Bruel

DO NOT tick this woman off

Mama Bear

Small but powerful

Loves Mylene like her own daughter

Manager of a furniture outlet

Sasha Bruel

Scarier than her big brother sometimes

Ivan will bury you if you hurt her

Has a little crush on Kiran

Mature for her age

Adores Mylene

Mylene:

SAME AS CANON

Nathaniel:

Aya Kurtzberg (From Artzy, I love her)

Cafe owner

Massive mama bear

Adores Marc

Swears in Yiddish

BONUS:

Ondine:

Arturo Rivas

Moved to Paris from Mexico

A little bit uptight

Regional manager of an office supply chain

V protective of his family

Not totally sold on Kim

Elsie Rivas

Scottish accent to the max

Has a hell of a temper

Bus driver

Only person capable of controlling her sons

Ships Kimdine

Rico & Duncan Rivas

Identical twins, down to tooth chips

Menaces to society, may actually be demons

Adore their sister

Have electrocuted Kim on two non-consecutive occasions

Leave thoughts in the comments and reblogs!

[coq-courage]

What are you most excited about that's coming up in your au's? I like your rabbit Marc a lot.

awwww thaaaaank ye i love Wonderland a lot too

uhhh lets see, in my AU's....

well today i was mostly messing with my akuma city one, but since we both like Wondieboi, lemme tell you about my current block with his story

okay so, i am torn in which direction i wanna take it, that is legitimately the only reason i haven't posted more about him, and considering he's a rabbit i could technically just like, do every route, show every possibility

A Few Choice Endings Below Read More

Really Happy Go Lucky Ending: Marc returns to his little parisian suburban cottage and forgives Nath for hiding things, they cancel the divorce, they live happily ever after....... its nice but like, it's not much of a story, its more of an already healed story and those are short and sweet

More Realistic But Still In The End Happy Ending: Marc returns after he calms down and they try to talk things out but he can't help but get angry again because he lost. his. sister. (non biological) because of Nath's inaction. And maybe there's a hatefuck or a crying fucking and they're just messy and all that. That's a good story, it's a relatable one (if you ignore the magic), you could include rebuilding of the world in there since ya know, no ladybug, could even throw a funeral if i wanted. This could easily turn into any ship.

Also More Realistic But In The End an UNhappy Ending: He doesn't calm down first. He throws the rings, he has a good cry in the burrow, and he's right back seconds later Nath's time, starting a fight immediately because how DARE you hold something so secret when you knew all of his secrets, how dare you not tell him when something was going on that he could have prevented. This story would hurt and you would enjoy it. Again, any ship possible. Could become a toxic yaoi with nath offering anything and everything to make marc feel better, could end with marc deciding he needed to turn his hate to marinette's actual killer, adrien, whom he's always had a crush on but never acted on because marinette had shown interest once

Much Less Realistic Version With Major Misunderstandings But Inevitably Happy Ending: Marc takes plenty of time to calm down and give nath time to calm down and a few months later, after running around timelines and worlds trying to find some joy, he returns to their cottage and he's ready to talk and he sees a small child in the garden and the child looks at him, brown hair, turns around and calls "Daddy! There's a bunny in the garden!" and Marc looks in the direction they called and sees a shock of red hair and he remembers his hair is black and yes Nath is trans but he had very clearly told him No Children once and Wonderland runs before Nath can get closer and he could see that it's an older Nath and he got out too far in the future. That would be a story of figuring out misunderstandings had happened, forgiveness had happened. It would be fun and you'd want to strangle the lad but its okay, he'll get there eventually.

And then....

My Realism Be Damned This WIll Be Unhappy For The Sake Of Ending: this is where I would introduce his evil rabbit self, a right and total bastard that well, you see.... at the end of the posted ficlet, bunny!Marc had THREE (and a half) Miraculous on him.

Rabbit

Black Cat

Half a Ladybug earring...

and the Butterfly.

The Mad Hatter is a Rabbit + Butterfly duo and I can easily edit his timeline to let him have the Cat too. Just imagine the destruction he could create

And his only goal? Destroy everything after taking everything from Nath, everything he ever loved or will love, and go back through his timeline from childhood on and just ruin him

All while working with older Mad Hatters, up until the oldest Mad Hatter. Presumably his plan works and the universe is destroyed and that's why there's no Mad Hatter older than a specific age

I've actually written quite a bit on this one if ya want?

[artzychic27]

Hi! I read your AU of Marc being Marinette's cousin and I have to say that I LOVE it! If you have read any of my stuff, I make it very clear how much I do not like Marinette. I have always preferred the male characters while only liking a few female characters, such as Juleka and Kagami. I would definitely love to hear more about this AU, even though I greatly dislike that Lila is actually good in the AU. But, I weirdly hate Marinette more than I do Lila.

I think it would be fun to think about some of your stories through the eyes of this AU. Like, how different stories like Scarlet Warlock, Sorrow, and Brotherhood of Secrets would be in this AU.

My favorite thing about this AU is actually that Adrien is shipped with Luka. Those two are my FAVORITE Miraculous ship!

Let’s see…

Scarlet Warlock

The week of Halloween, Mme. Bustier tells the story of Nicholas Kress and how he cursed his small town with a famine that lasted years after he was burned at the stake

Just to be awful after Nathaniel decided to sever ties with her, Marinette spreads the rumor that Nathaniel is the reincarnation of Nicholas

And she makes it out like she’s only doing it for the good of her fellow students since Nathaniel’s been straying by spending time with Marc and Lila lately, and he bared a striking resemblance to Nicholas

Plus, with the Miraculous being around, who knows? Witches and warlocks could exist (I know they do, but here, they think witches and warlocks are just folklore and shit. If any of my followers are witches or warlocks, y’all are valid 🩷)

Her followers believe her and keep the rumor going, turning Nathaniel into even more of an outcast

All throughout the week, he gets doused with holy water, has his home egged, he sees at least one priest following him home from school, and ‘Burn the Witch’ is written on his locker in permanent marker

Eventually, Halloween rolls around, and things don’t get any better. During study hall, a few students corner him in the locker room and try to force him to admit that he’s a warlock on video until an Akuma infects part of his costume and he’s turned into Scarlet Warlock

His first spell causes all sorts of spiders to invade the school and crawl all over everyone

He makes his flashy entrance and creates all sorts of misfortune for the students

While the school is delved into chaos, he goes searching for Marinette, knowing she had something to do with this. Instead, he runs into Marc, who pleads with him to not hurt Marinette because she’ll only get more ammo and hurt him later

So, he turns Marc into a vampire to help him track down Marinette so that they can burn her at the stake

Lila: *Flicks a spider off of her shoulder* Should we help?

Félix: Marinette or Nathaniel?

Lila: … Uh… Nath first, Marinette later.

Félix: Sounds good.

Scarlet Warlock soon faces off against Ladybug and doesn’t hold back becuase he’s not exactly fond of her either. Something about her just reminds him of Marinette

Meanwhile, Marc bit a few of his classmates to have them assist Scarlet Warlock and make things harder for the heroes. When Ladybug summons her Lucky Charm, she’s quick to dismiss it and goes to recharge while Chat Noir keeps the Lucky Charm on hand

Unfortunately (Not really), Marinette gets found and taken to the pyre where she’ll await execution

With help from Félix, Chat Noir heads to the oldest library in the city, where he comes across an old journal detailing Nicholas Kress’ life with his lover Miles Arcel up until his tragic death. And in a secret compartment, is a bat-shaped brooch…

… Well, like hell he’s letting Ladybug get his hands on it

Just as Scarlet Warlock is about to burn Marinette, Bat Noir swoops in and destroys the pyre just by calling for it to be rendered to ashes

Marinette runs off without so much as a ‘Thank you,’ and Ladybug arrives just demanding the his second Miraculous since Bat Noir will use it “recklessly”

Instead, Bat Noir calls for Scarlet Warlock’s wand to turn to dust and release the Akuma just to shut her up. Miraculous Ladybug, all is well, and Ladybug goes to reprimand Nathaniel for trying to hurt such a “sweet girl”

Lila: “Sweet” my butt! Marinette spread a rumor that Nathaniel was the reincarnation of Nicholas Kress and was going to wipe us all out unless he was stopped!

And all is well

Sorrow

Adrien’s having a particularly shitty month, and it only gets worse when Gabriel hires Marinette as an intern for the photo shoots

At first, Adrien is happy to have a friend around, but comes to realize that he hates every second of it. Marinette is constantly touching him when mending his clothes, taking pictures of him when she thinks he’s not looking, and badmouthing a few students

His classmates dismiss this as Marinette being friendly and looking out for him, but Marc, Nathaniel, Lila, Chloé, and Félix hear him out

And when he’s not around them, he vents his frustrations to Luka and visits him with the minimal breaks he has

On top of Marinette’s behavior, Gabriel has been pushing him to get up at unholy hours when he should be sleeping to do photo shoots and has been keeping him on a very strict diet. Should Adrien stray, he’s going to pull him out of school

They sneak him some food and hide him from the rest of the class so he can get some sleep during breaks, but, as if Gabriel somehow has hidden cameras in the school, he forbids Adrien from spending time with them and keeps him from seeing Luka

It doesn’t take long for Félix to discover Marinette blabbed to Gabriel, so in retaliation, he says a few unsavory words to her

Marinette starts crying as gaslighting Adrien into defending her with the unspoken threat of getting his father involved, but he doesn’t say anything and just leaves

While her classmates are tearing into Félix, she texts Gabriel and lets him know what happened

Gabriel calls and scolds Adrien while he’s crying in the locker room, and threatens to pull him out of school unless he gets along with Marinette, causing Adrien to snap and demand to know why he wants them to get along

So, Gabriel reveals his plan to have them date and be the faces of the company: A famous model and his designer turned girlfriend

Of course, this makes him sick and he wants nothing to do with Marinette, but there’s still the threat of being pulled out of school and having no one but Marinette to hang out with

Cue HawkAss practically forcing an Akuma on him

Félix: And another thing, you bloody witch! When a man says ‘no!’ He means, ‘Get your witch hands off of me!’ Also- What the hell is that?! *Points to Sorrow*

Sorrow uses his power to force everyone at school to feel his anguish and see what he was going through at home, during shoots, and at school

He has those under his control kidnap Marinette before she can transform while he goes to use his powers on the rest of Paris

Marc, Nathaniel, Chloé, Félix, and Lila, who managed to avoid Sorrow’s power and decide to wait things out at the hotel until they’re stopped by black and red sprites

Plagg and Tikki managed to slip the Miraculous off of Adrien and Marinette before they were Akumatized and kidnapped respectively

Plagg: So? Which two of you will take on this possibly dangerous mission and save your friend?

Marc/Nathaniel/Chloé/Félix/Lila: …

Lila: Not it!

Chloé/Félix: Not it!

Marc/Nathaniel: Not-!

Marc: Damn it!

Lila: Twas fate.

Marc and Nathaniel turn into Plague and Coccinelle

Meanwhile, at the very top of the Eiffel Tower, Sorrow REALLY lets Marinette have it and makes sure everyone knows what she and Gabriel did, causing her classmates to cry harder than everyone else when they realize they’ve just been encouraging her behavior

When Gabriel is brought in, tied up, Sorrow lets him know how much he hates him before throwing both him and Marinette over the railing…

…

… Only for them to be caught by Plague and Coccinelle, much to Marinette’s anger

When everything’s fine and well, and Adrien’s de-akumatized, the moment Gabriel gets arrested, the students demand for Marinette to get arrested, too

Even when she screams that she’s Ladybug, no one cares, and she’s sent away while Nathalie sneakily steals the Butterfly Miraculous

And that’s the end of that… Oh, and Adrien dates Luka and lives with Nathalie

Brotherhood of Secrets

For a while now, the other four Akuma Class boys have been wary of Marinette. Her behavior lately is kind of scaring them, especially the Adrinette plans

When they go to hear Nathaniel’s side of things after realizing they’ve only be listening to Marinette for so long, they hear what they expect- “Marinette’s blackmailing all of you,” “Marinette has been making Marc’s life hell since she was born,” “Marinette framed Marc for all sorts of things and is still doing it,” “Marinette’s stalking Adrien, stealing his belongings, and you’re all enabling her.”

At first, they don’t believe him, but then Nathaniel reveals an audio recording of Marinette talking to Marc and revealing several of her crimes, including her declaration of how Adrien will belong to her all thanks to her idiot classmates

This pisses them off enough to get Akumatized, and unfortunately for Nathaniel, he’s caught in the Akumatization, turning them into the Brotherhood of Retribution

They track down Marinette and try to force her to confess to what she’s done, but she’s denying everything and continues running

Chloé: *Recording Marinette getting flung around by Dark Cupid* This is fun. This is a good time.

Félix: It really is, isn’t it?

Marc: *Sips his coffee* … Should we warn Adrien they’re torturing Marinette in his honor?

Lila: Shh… Later…

Chat Noir arrives while they’re playing volleyball with her as the ball and tries to talk them down even after they explain what Marinette has done. Loudly.

Chat Noir brings Marinette to safety, gets no gratitude in return, and gets back to fighting

After separating Bubbler from the group and convincing him to break from Shadow Moth’s control, Chat Noir goes to get the turtle miraculous and hands it to Nino

One battle later, and everything’s normal again. Once she’s done recharging, Marinette is about to to transform so she can have the boys apologize, but is stopped by a police officer who promptly arrests her and takes her in for questioning

But before she’s forced into the cop car, she transforms into Ladybug, believing no one would want their beloved heroine arrested… But, she’s not exactly popular with most of the akuma victims, so Chat Noir takes her Miraculous while she’s in shock

He passes the earrings along to Marc so he can undo his cousin’s damage, and all is well

And that’s all I got

[sirani-8927]

Why I dislike Marc (and why Marcnath isn't my favorite Nathaniel ship)

I didn't feel any "hype" for Marc when he was first introduced. I only really like him in fanfics, but even then, I've only read one fanfic that has multiple long chapters where he's one of the main characters. He's just never interested me as a character. And I've been thinking about it for the past few days and I'm pretty sure I've figured it out: Marc doesn't feel like a full, individual character.

From his first introduction as a character, he's looking at Nath's art while writing. Then Marinette comes in and drags him to the art club. After that, she's the one to try and team them up. We only get to see him floundering around his crush and then crying after Nath confronts him (rightfully so). And then he's akumatized for the rest of the episode. We don't see him make many of his own choices until the end. It would've been nice to see him choose to go to the art club or make the choice to erase his name himself or something to give an insight into his character. In the ending, he leads his and Nathaniel's part of the conversation, which feels out of character for both of them (which I'll explain later). Throughout the episode, he came across as a somewhat cowardly personality, but now he's leading their speeches/conversations with ease. He's never been introduced as an individual with his personality up until Penalteam. In the episodes previous to that he only shows up when Nath's on screen.

Compare that to characters like Lila, Felix, or Luka. They all have defining character moments and can be seen as individuals outside of other characters in their very first episodes.

In Volpina, Lila is more than a liar. She's crafty, buying a necklace that looks just like a miraculous. She somehow deciphered enough of the Grimoire in a single afternoon to know what powers the fox miraculous has, compared to the literal years Gabriel owned the book. She told lies to her classmates that appealed to each of their individual interests. We know she's not easily forgiving, which makes sense. She was publicly humiliated in front of her celebrity crush and thrown in a fountain. We can tell what she's all about from just her introduction alone.

In Félix, we can immediately tell that he's a more serious counterpart to Adrien. Throughout the episode, he demonstrates his talents, pretending to be Adrien with enough accuracy to throw off his classmates he's spent nearly a full year around. He's great at fighting hand-to-hand, seeing as he fends off 3 akumas on his own. And we see at the end that he was willing to do everything he did because his mom wanted the twin rings. Keep in mind that we didn't even know why she wanted them at the time. With the context of S5 spoilers (cause I haven't watched an episode of s5 after Evolution), we know that it's where his Amok is hidden. So, he was willing to do all of that and still trusted his mother with his own amok. The point is that he's immediately set apart from Adrien. He's not just a swapped version of Adrien. We get the sense that he knows more than we're let on.

In Captain Hardrock, we're introduced to Luka, who's meditating, so we know he's someone who values calmness and (seeing how he wasn't with everyone else above deck) likes being alone. When he makes a joke, he immediately notices that it makes Marinette uncomfortable and apologizes. Later on in the episode, he immediately asks Ladybug if Marinette is okay, while no one else expresses the same sentiment. I can see this being an argument about his feelings for her, but I feel that it's just him having been in his head about everything going on. He has no clue that Marinette is safe and given that his mother is just destroying any bridge or noise-making venue she can see, he's just rightfully worried that some girl his sister is friends with might be hurt or dead. Overall, we can tell he's a good guy who's got a sort of chill personality

While I can say that Lila's a liar with good deduction skills, Luka's an outwardly calm guy who likes making jokes but knows when to back off, and Felix is a manipulative, martial artist mama's boy who knows way too much, I can't say much about Marc as an individual. The most I can say is he's a writer who isn't very confident in anything.

Except I can't because he immediately acts confident by the end of the episode while Nathaniel loses his own characterization and they become this weird hivemind with Marc at the forefront.

Speaking of Nathaniel, we get his whole personality from the beginning. In Evillustrator, he spaces out, writing his cringy superhero comic. When Chloe mocks his art, he defends himself and grabs his book. I think his walk of shame in that episode is misinterpreted as him being shy, but I don't think that's the case. In context, it looked more like he was just embarrassed that he got caught drawing a comic about his crush and sent it to the principal over it. Another character moment for him is in Rogercop, where he's once again caught with a drawing that could incriminate him. He defends himself immediately. Then, in Horrificator, he breaks from the group briefly to do something on his own, like investigating the good in the room. Even though seconds before that, he was initially horrified.

In Befana, he joins the group's efforts in both setting up Mar's birthday party and trying to apprehend the Akuma.

In Zombizou, he's seen being initially aggressive with another boy, and later in the episode, he breaks off from the group before they even leave the school (and if Asstruc's Twitter is to be believed, he managed to survive on his own).

In Despair Bear, Nathaniel is shown enjoying the party on his own to the side. Even though we know he's friends with Alix and some of the other classmates, he's alone and doesn't seem to mind. Actually, looking at any of the class hangouts, he always shows up with the rest of the class. He's just doing his own thing, watching everyone else.

Up until the End of Reverser, he's established as an artist who can and will defend himself and likes to do his own thing (even if it's reckless). He's a guy who's been bullied enough to resort to anger when his trust is broken as a first response, and seems to like going to social events, as long as he's not pressured to do anything he doesn't want to.

Comparing him in Despair Bear to Party Crasher though, he bails on Mylène with Marc and shows up to the party with Marc. He goes along with whatever Marc does. In Penalteam, he initially doesn't even want to join the class soccer game, yet he's dragged to the stadium by Marc cause that's what Marc wants to do. In the end, he joins the game with the other kids, though that's mostly from the influence of Ladybug and his earlier experience. Even in Gamer 2.0, he really wants to test Max's game, but Marc shuts it down when he asks. From previous character moments, it feels like that interaction should've played out differently. Nathaniel agrees immediately, but then Marc has to remind him that they have to meet an editor. That would've at least established a much-needed dynamic. Gabriel Agreste, Nathaniel is once again just waiting for his time to finish Marc's sentences.

Let's compare their 'dynamic' to the other queer couple in this show. Pulling from their Akuma episodes, Rose is shown to be an emotional girl with an optimistic and romantic view of life, while Juleka is shown to be more pessimistic, but still supportive of her girlfriend's viewpoints. These two are fun to watch, because Rose is loving and supportive of Juleka and tries to help her in Reflekta, and Juleka in turn seems to not mind Rose being emotional over Prince Ali and is even looking at her fondly while she does so. Compared to Julerose, it's kind of bland to watch Marcnath on screen together. Because they're always on the same page in a way that makes them a single, one-dimensional character. I prefer other ships, even though the rest aren't nearly as popular. Like Lukanath, or Ninath. As I said, Luka's the type of character who is in his head a lot and prefers solitude. Meanwhile, Nathaniel likes doing his own thing and can be a reckless person. They could play off each other well. Or with Ninath. Nino in s1 is a fun-loving dudebro who's a ride-or-die for all of his friends, but is also shown to do what he wants or thinks should be done without consulting others. I think it'd be cool to see where that friendship could've gone. We've seen them interacting in the background a few times (mostly in early seasons), one of the more recent episodes being Queen Banana. And in the official Alya Instagram post, they both seem to like indie movies and go to an event with a group. I wish we could see them interacting more.

I'm not saying all of this to make people hate Marc, but I am airing my personal gripes about his character. I'm not really attached to him and just kind of wanted to voice that. I also tried not to let my bias influence this post much. Here's a post on my old account of me analyzing him back in high school, I think. It's old, be warned.

[sabrina-central]

To kind of buck the trend, is there anything/anyone who you *don't* like seeing Sabrina with?

Honestly? And a lot of people aren't gonna like this -

Chloe. I just don't think they should ever make up at this point, let alone be together romantically.

If they were real people, I'd say it's up to them to figure it out and decide if they wanna give it another try after they've both individually grown as people, but the fact is they are characters and their dynamic was set up for failure.

Their story was always going to end with Sanrina standing up for herself and Chloe leaving in a huff and realizing the last person that ever supported her and the only one to do so truly unconditionally, just left her all alone and it's her fault for having pushed her too far.

Now, do I like the everything else that they're doing with Chloe's story and character? I don't. I might change my mind if it ends up building to something better because I used to say that I hated what they were doing with Sabrina but turns out they were just biding their time on that development, so who's to say?

But as it stands right now, Chloe's story is in a bad place and you can have whatever AUs you want where chlobrina is healthy and I think that's great! I think it's wonderful and i dont mind reading it as much as this is about me not liking to make it, because I base my aus around my understanding of the characters in canon and the more they depict their relationship as nothing but abusive the less inclined I am to have a Chloe redemption that in any way involves her and Sabrina being together.

I also don't ship her with Ivan or Mylene but that's just because I really like Ivan and Mylene's relationships, same with Marcnath and Julerose although I did ship her with Nath briefly, but I dropped that ship even before I got attached to the cousins headcanon.

I also don't ship her with a lot of side characters or one offs like I've seen done in the past like Aurore and Ali I'll sometimes do, but I don't really ship her with Mireille or anything like that.

Heck, I don't think I've ever even actively written her with Delmar even though I have no problem with the ship, it's cute!

Maybe it's just my main character Sabrina agenda but she deserves more than that, yknow?

Like, I think the attitude around a lot of her ships for a good while had been;

"Okay what character can we pair her off with that doesn't get in the way?"

And I get why, she didn't do a lot and there wasn't much to work with.

But now that that's changing, we're seeing the attitude change as well!

Anyway, this became a much longer rant than I intended, sorry!

Hope I was able to answer the question, thank you!

[polterwasteist]

I just gonna yap a little bit about them to so don't mind me

.

I love, LOOOOOVE with all my being the relationship of these two.

How they were childhood friends whose bond was broken by an external misinterpretation where they brought out the worst in each other to the point where they became enemies and that bitterness ate them up inside for YEARS until they were adults but they could never really be completely separated because they always ended up involved in some way or another (like their new founded bond with Amber) and even though they hated each other they could never really let the other suffer because deep down they still appreciated each other and they are such good people that they still offered their help to each other

I love the complex, deep and toxic relationship of two sentimentally repressed people with a difficult past coming together and loving each other (platonic or romantically idk at this point) despite of everything because that's how real relationships are, not everything is like a fairytale or a sitcom. Anger and hate are VERY strong feelings that one can't just make them disappear and make it seem that everything is fine. They had to see themselves at their worst to realise that they are not just the bad image they had in their heads.

I complain a lot about Beemoov not give them a good closure to their story (we came so close to seeing it in episode 7 of LL but in the end we were back to business as usual)

But it's so nice to me that despite everything they kept being closer and closer until they ended up being official friends again!! They take the worst out of each other but also the best out of each other, because there is no one else in that world who really knows them as deeply as they do. They are the longest and deepest bond in the game (after the Nath and Amber bond)

I know this will seem biased because I ship them. But believe it or not, i hated the ship before and it was only after I started to analyse their interactions, their history and their evolution that I fell in love with them

castiel and nathaniel relationship through time is really interesting and dear to me.

it's mentioned that they know each other since they were kids and didn't get along. still somehow, during their first years of highschool they seem to be something more akin to friends. i would've loved to know how that happened, how it evolved. then there's the debrah situation and they go back to despising each other. notice how nathaniel was terribly hurt that castiel didn't believe him, and castiel felt betrayed by nathaniel. and they never talked about it.

then candy shows up and saves the day as always, yes queen. and so it all gets exposed. and after that, they seem slightly less aggressive towards the other, more like how you would treat an ex-friend than an enemy. (i hope i'm making sense lol)

then there's nathaniel's whole family situation. and i think that's when we can notice major changes on their relationship. how castiel helped him even if he pretended he didn't care hehe. (i'm choosing to ignore the terrible way he made fun of it, i still think that was very ooc of him and he totally deserved that slap). i don't remember many specific examples bc it's been a looong while, but there are some moments when, i swear, you can see the change. their bickering turned into light hearted teasing somewhere along the way.

then we skip 4 years into the future. and they fell off. again. and even when castiel (and everyone else, really) were mad at nathaniel, they had amber conecting them both. and somehow they relied on each other when it came to her, some sort of silent agreement to take care of her. and i love thaaat.

and then candy shows up (again), nathaniel fixes his shit, and they go back to how they were at the end of highschool. or not? they're better, even if they would die before letting it show. they're friends again (or for the first time?).

and don't get me started on love life, because oh my god. the way nathaniel doesn't even doubt before risking his job to help him. okay, i see you.

anyways, not to be taken serious ! i'm just a yapper who's still stuck on her obsession from middle school. I LOVE THEEMMMM.

[purrincess-chat]

Sabrinath Tropes

I'm at work and have 35 minutes before I can leave for lunch so let me dump more of my ships on you all.

-Nath drawing the two of them as a super hero duo.

-Sabrina helping Nath with his science homework.

-Two shy beans figuring out that they really like each other and don't have to worry about being rejected or used.

-"You're not invisible to me."

-Dates at the Louvre.

-Someone loves and appreciates Sabrina for more than just being their lacky.

-Both being too shy to hold hands on their date and blushing like lobsters when they finally get the courage to.

-Nath teaching Sabrina how to draw.

-Comic book dates where they just lay around and read comic books and enjoy being around each other.

-If Chloe ever gets her shit together and Sabrina breaks off from her, she goes to sit by Nath and can't stop stealing glances at him. (Nor he at her)

-Doing the awkward middle school slow dance thing at parties.

-Silly cartoonish pet names because they're actual comic book characters

-LARPing because Chloe wasn't the only one who enjoyed it.

-Sabrina being a hand model when Nath can't get his sketch just right.

-Sabrina standing on Nath's back to reach things on top shelves because they're two smol beans.

[mah-t-wordblog]

Hi could you do a Ler nathaniel and Ler marc please

Hiiiii, I didn't really understand who you wanted to be the lee ksksksksks but then I made both of them as switches because it would work anyways, I hope you like it 💛💛

Smiles

Switches: Marc Anciel, Nathaniel Kurtzberg

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Ships: Marcaniel

Warnings: This is a tickle fic, if you don’t like it, just scroll down

This fanfic is originally in Portuguese, my English is translated using an automatic translator, if there are any big errors you can tell me so I can fix them

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Marc and Nathaniel took advantage of the silence in the apartment where they were staying to share their daily kisses.

Marc was lying on Nathaniel's lap, he turned to his boyfriend and faced him

“Nath, why do you love me?” He asked

Nathaniel's eyes widened.

“Why do you ask that, my love?”

“I don’t know, you have so much to offer, you draw, you’re so talented and… I’m nothing”

“What do you mean Marc! You are so good, get ready that it will be a long night to list everything I love about you.”

Marc turned around and became more comfortable listening, but he didn't dare look Nathaniel in the eye.

“You write very well, without you I would never have done the comics alone, you love helping others and you are always very happy, but what makes me happiest about you… is your smile”

Nathaniel held his boyfriend's head so he could see his face, he rubbed his nose against Marc’s which made Marc laugh a little

"Look! Look! Your laugh is so cute.”

Marc blushed

"Nathaniel! Stop!" The youngest said embarrassed

“I want to hear you laugh more~” he raised his hands and placed them on Marc's stomach

“Nahahahahath”

Marc started to squirm

"What?"

“Dohohohon’t”

“Don’t what?” Nathaniel went up a little more, now he was on the youngest's ribs

Marc arched his back trying to escape his pursuer, he didn't want to fall for that old game, but at the moment he wasn't even thinking straight.

“TICKLEHEHEHEHE MEHEHE”

“If you want it that bad~”

He finally reached the armpits

Marc jumped up

“NAHAHAHTANIEL ENOHOHOHOUGH”

He wanted to continue, but he knew he shouldn't kill his boyfriend

"Did you saw that?" Nathaniel said kissing Marc's neck "you look even more beautiful when I tickle you~"

Marc blushed

“You’re very annoying” he defended himself, putting his hands forward and now squeezing Nathaniel’s stomach.

The redhead was surprised by his boyfriend's reaction and tried to hide his laughing face with one hand.

“Oh, no, no, no~ I want to see your smile Nathaniel”

Marc grabbed his boyfriend's hand and saw his smiling face

“Oh my God, how beautiful you are, Nath”

“NOHOHOHOHO”

“Yes~ don’t you admit it?” Marc hiked up his boyfriend’s shirt a little “now this is my revenge”

“PLEHEHEASE NOHOHOHO”

Too late, Marc blew a giant raspberry into Nathaniel's belly

“Who is beautiful?”

“MEHEHEHE”

“Good boy~”

Marc stopped his attack

“I told you I wasn’t the only beautiful one here” Marc started to say “besides, I-”

He was interrupted

For a big kiss from Nathaniel

“Shut up and kiss me already” the redhead said laughing

Marc blushed but got into the rhythm

“I love you, Nath”

“I love you more, Marc”

❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜❤️🧡

Thanks for reading 💛💛

[aro-aizawa]

my special talent is thinking up massively huge ambitious projects that are a minimum of 180k words but i only ever have the energy to write like 1k at best

[princessdave]

FRIEND!

HELLO THERE!

I’m willing to call three people a fandom, you’ve got the trinity: the writer, the beta, and the holy reader

Jack and Nath is a ship I know so many people would go feral for, it’s just hard to pitch like “read this really sad book, it’s cute at the end I promise. you’ll only be emotionally devastated for like a month, but brain rot is forever”

I’ll post some rambles about einty sometime since at least one person is interested, and maybe I’ll convert some of my mutuals 👀

I’m suffering. I read a lit fic book that’s 10 years old and has nearly no presence on Tumblr, but I’m obsessed with it and have no content to focus this obsession on. No one to rant about it with. No fan art. My brain is rotting without purpose like the spinach in your fridge you told yourself you were going to finish.

Sigh

Anyways, Everything I Never Told You was really good, read it if you want to I guess. I’m gonna be thinking about two of the characters forever and the last quarter of it altered my brain chemistry.

[charliesfeels]

Gabenath scenes Masterpost

(I think in chronological order)

Links to my edits of the following scenes:

Season 2

2x01 Santa Claws

Gabriel takes Nathalie‘s advice “You‘re right.“

2x13 Captain Hardrock

Nathalie & Gabriel watch Adrien play the piano

Nathalie watches Gabriel & Adrien argue

Nathalie watches Gabriel & Adrien play the piano together

2x21 Frozer

Adrien tries to ask for love advice

2x23 Queen Wasp

Nathalie hugs Gabriel

Nathalie clearly shows that she has feelings for Gabriel (feat very sad dramatic door lean)

2x25 Catalyst

Gabenath talks in the garden “I will always be here for you“

Gabriel acumatizes Nathalie reluctantly (sad boi :()

Nathalie transforms Hawk Moth into Scarlet Moth

2x26 Mayura

Gabenath talks during Heroes‘ day fight (smirking all around😏)

Nathalie transform into Mayura for the first time to save Gabriel (sad boi :( again)

Gabriel carries Nathalie and thanks her for everything “I had to save you.“

Season 3

3x08 Stormy Weather 2

Nathalie monologues her feelings towards Gabriel “My admiration for Gabriel.“ “I would do anything for Gabriel Agreste. No matter the cost“ (feat hug from 2x23)

“They‘ve been keeping you from achieving your dream for way too long.“ (feat sad boi :((()

Nathalie breaks down on the floor, Gabriel asks if she‘s okay

3x09 Reflekdoll

Gabenath works together as Hawk Moth and Mayura

Nathalie grabs Gabriel‘s hand (boi loses his brain function for a second bc of it lmao)

Gabriel holds Nathalie tight (i mean they CUDDLE ok!!!!)

3x11 Miraculer

They plan to take Chloé‘s Miraculous (srsly they really get into the Mayura/Hawk Moth roleplaying thing)

They want Chloé as their ally (basically just smirking😏 and height difference in this scene)

Gabriel talks about their plan in the car (overall smirking again😂)

They stand back to back and talk about their plan (like the extra drama Queens they are)

3x14 Startrain

Gabriel and Nathalie are worried about Adrien

3x16 Feast

Gabriel takes care of Nath (feat concerned Adrien)

They plan to awake Feast but Gabriel is concerned about Nathalie. “I will help you.“ “You should get some rest“

“My dear Mayura.“ (roleplaying again😂)

Nath falls and Gabe runs to help her (sad boi overload)

3x18 Timetagger

Nathalie hugs Gabriel again

3x22 Felix

Nath looks at Gabe with love eyes

Gabenath looks at Adrien and she waves at him with a smile

Gabe takes Nath‘s advice about talking to Adrien about Emilie

Adrien ships Gabenath “I‘ve noticed how close you and Nathalie have become.“ “She‘s already part of our family.“

They just love planning mischief together (feat lots of smirking here😏)

3x23 Ladybug

Nathalie stares at Gabe until he lets Adrien go to Mari‘s birthday party (basically, what do you think our son should do)

Talks in the car “Your work too hard.“

They look at each other lovingly and basically hold hands (srsly there‘s too much love here)

Gabe transforms Nath back into Catalyst

Gabriel breaks off his mission to help Nath (he holds her in his arms I can‘t😭)

“I don‘t care, Gabriel. I want to help you.“ “Not at that cost.“ (just angsty boy and idc girl)

They fall asleep next to each other

Nath steals the Peacock Miraculous because “Gabriel so desperately wants the Miraculous and I want to be the one to give it to him.“ (feat Duusu who ships it and 😏Nathalie)

Gabe wakes up and shouts for Nathalie, bc she‘s not there (angsyt boy again)

He jumps in front of her to protect her (one of my fav moments tbh)

“RELEASE HER!“ (He could have had the Miraculous but he cares more about her)

Gabe carries Nath across the roofs of Paris (feat yeeted Mayura & Cat Noir)

He puts her glasses back on for her (feat very very concerned and sad boi :( and he LEANS IN OK)

3x25 Heart Hunter

Gabenath harvests akumas together (concerned boyfriend)

Gabriel helps Nathalie up and is a very concerned boi “I want to be here. I want to help you.“

Gabe whispers into Nathalie‘s ear and puts his hand on her shoulder

3x26 Miracle Queen

Gabriel buries his face in Nathalie‘s palm “From the very first day, I knew I‘d do anything for you.“ (srsly this is CUDDLING OKAY)

Nathalie looks at Gabriel with lovey dovey eyes (she likes her bad boy)

Gabriel carries Nathalie onto the Sentimonster and holds onto her (basically they fly away together into the sunlight😂)

“Oh my Nathalie“ (feat face touching and looking at each other with only love and angst) Gabriel basically forgets about his wife THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS IN FANFICTIONS OK!!!

New York Special

Facetiming about the Eagle Miraculous

Nathalie in Gabriel‘s bed

Facetiming again

Shanghai special

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Season 4

4x13 Optygami

They come up with the Optygami plan (Gabriel sits on Nathalie‘s bed while she‘s in her pyjamas)

Nath smirks at Gabe from her bed

They call while executing their plan

Enjoy❤️

[coq-courage]

Gonna send an obvious one, marcnath?

You say obvious but like...

It's more nuanced than that mate, so let's start with the first obvious question

Do I ship it?

Hells yeah

What made you ship it?

NOT the show, in fact it ain't even my OTP for either of them, but I was minding my business on YouTube one day and saw a video I can't remember that was shipping them

And I was like "oh hella that would be awesome if they were even a little gay in canon"

That's about when I started paying proper attention to the show which (at the time) I had really only been casually watching whenever it came on tv cuz the lovesquare was making me pull out my hair and I refused to deal with that

After properly watching i realized how queer the characters were but yeah, what started this ship for me was a well made amv

What are your favorite things about the ship?

The characters themselves! But my expanded versions of them

Canon gave me a cookie cutter man and I decorated and flavored him

My version of this ship is one where Marc fumbles but is confident, he knows he knows shit, he just has more trouble speaking than writing. And Nath knows what he wants, he speaks without thinking sometimes but for Marc it's refreshing to be around someone that can talk so easily and still wants to hear what he has to say

Even if it takes a while to say it

Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?

Honestly? That Marc is an uwu baby boy when he isnt or that Nath is weak and pathetic

I've seen a lot of people make them out to be frankly pathetic or be surprised when season 4 and 5 came along and showed a side of then people hadn't expected

They're queer

One of them is a straight up punk and will kick cops, possibly while doing an journalistic interview on kicking cops

The other is almost certainly a Jewish queer in Paris. Tell me he ain't the grandson of a survivor. And tell me he doesn't have generational trauma.

Neither one of these boys are as scared as I see them depicted

I honestly stopped looking at fic for the ship, as well as most art, now I only ship it in my close circle

[artzychic27]

Cosette: *recording her message on Ismael2-D2* Help me, Denise-Wan Kenobi. you're my only hope. All right, now what do I click?

Ismael2-D2: Click "Preferences".

Cosette: Okay, I clicked "Preferences".

Isnael2-D2: Now go to "Default Media Browser".

Cosette: Okay. There's a little hourglass and it's-it's not letting me do anything. It-it says "Buffering", what is that?

Ismael2-D2: Just give it a minute.

Cosette: All I'm trying to do is make an MPEG.

Ismael2-D2: All I'm trying to do is tell you to wait a minute.

Cosette: Okay, relax.

Ismael2-D2: Now click, "Import Video File".

Cosette: All right. It's telling me I have to download RealPlayer 7.

Ismael2-D2: You know what? I'll just bring it to them myself.

—

Jean Skywalker: Well I guess I'll go and bulls-eye some wamp rats with my T-16.

Simon-3PO: You kill small animals for fun?! That's the first indication of a serial killer, you freak!

Jean Skywalker: There’s two suns and no guys my age here! What am I supposed to do?!

—

Zoé: Heh-heh! Look, Nath is Boba Fett!

—

Stormtrooper (Sabrina): Have we ever hit anything with these things?

Stormtrooper (Ivan): I hit a bird once.

—

Max: Hold your fire, there's no lifeforms aboard.

Kim: Hold your fire? What, are we paying by the laser now?

Max: You don't do the budget Kim, I do.

—

Jean: Is it a fast ship?

Zoé Solo: Are you kidding? It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs!

Jean: Um, isn't a parsec a unit of distance, not time?

Zoé Solo: Chewie, take these guys to the ship and get her ready.

Laceybacca: *makes Chewbacca's trademark gargling roar for a second, then spits out water in a nearby sink* Always gargle before a take-off. Wocka-wocka! Alright, let's go.

—

Zoé: *Presents the Millennium Falcon* Well? What do you think?

Jean: What a piece of junk!

Zoé: Thank you, this was my sister’s; she died of leukemia. How do you feel now?

—

Marc Vader: So, Denise-Wan, we meet again. What part of "Stay 50 yards away at all times" don't you understand?! *Denise-Wan activates their lightsaber, which instantly turns flaccid*

Denise-Wan Kenobi: Shit.

Marc Vader: Your powers are weak, old one!

—

Ismael2-D2: *opens a hatch and shoots down a TIE fighter with a pistol* YEA-HEAH!!! That's how we do it in my neighborhood, beeyatch!

—

Cosette: Why you stuck up, half witted, scruffy lookin' nerf herder!

Jean: Whoa! Whoa!

Zoé: You can't use that word! Only we can use that word!

—

Marc Vader: Oh, come on, Jean, come join the Dark Side! It's really cool!

Jean: Well I don't know. Whose on it?

Marc Vader: Well um... there's me, the Emperor, this guy Scott. You'll like him, he's awesome...

—

*Marc Vader arrives on the second Death Star with a bunch of passengers*

Marc Vader: Oh, my God, that was absolute hell! I just...I don't understand why...I mean, we're in a galaxy far, far away, and we still have to change in Atlanta.

*Nino as Moff Jerjerrod enters*

Nino Jerjerrod: Hi, Darth. You got any bags, or did you leave Mrs. Vader at home?

Marc Vader: Wow, it's you? Are we already out of our usual set?

—

Ismael: Agghhh! Fuck you, you son of a bitch! What am I, R2-Pac?!

—

Cosette: Aren't you a little scrawny to be a storm trooper?

Jean: Well, stay here and rot, you stuck-up Royal.

Cosette: Wait! Who are you?

Jean: *takes their helmet off* I'm Jean Skywalker. Me and Zoé Solo and Denise-Wan are here to rescue you.

Cosette: Wait, Denise-Wan Kenobi?

Jean: Yeah. Suddenly I'm not so scrawny, huh?

—

Emperor Aurore: Hey...Hey, Darth? Darth?

Marc Vader: Yeah? What?

*Thle Emperor draws a circle on her napkin*

Emperor Aurore: That. That's what.

Marc Vader: What? It's a circle. It's a good circle, I'll give you that.

Emperor Aurore: No. No, no. Space station.

Marc Vader: What?

Emperor Aurore: Yep.

Marc Vader: What?

Emperor Aurore: Yep, it is.

Marc Vader: No way!

Emperor Aurore: It is. It is, big time.

—

Austin B: I think we're doomed!

Austin A: Nah. Unless they got any big, giant robot camels, I think we're OK.

*The thud of the AT-AT's footsteps can be heard as they approach*

Austin B: Ah, Armbruster, *points at the AT-AT's* robot camels.

—

Cosette: We're gonna be pulverized!

Zoé: Look, we got four or five of the main characters on this ship. I think we're gonna be okay.

—

Simon3-PO: This is insane, Zoé, they're gonna find us here.

Lacey: Yeah, and even if they don't, where are we gonna hide out after this?

Zoé: Hey, what about Lando?

Cosette: The Lando System?

Zoé: Lando's not system, he's a black guy. In fact, I think he might be the only black guy in the galaxy.

—

Jean: A sister! Who is it?

Denise’s Ghost: Who do you think it is? The Princess you just Frenched, man!

Jean: Cosette...

—

Marc Vader: Join us, Jean. Turn to the backside of the force!

Jean Skywalker: What?

Marc Vader: Dark side-turn-turn to the-long day!

—

Marc: Spoiler alert! I am your father!

Jean: Well, that's fine, but I don't see how that affects...Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

—

Lacey: Is that him?

Cosette: I'm not sure. Jean, if that's you wave your right hand... no your RIGHT hand!

Jean: It's me, you fuckers!

—

Emperor Aurore: Welcome, young Skywalker.

Marc Vader: Why, thank you!

Emperor Aurore: Not you!

Marc Vader: I'm so embarrassed.

Emperor Aurore: I thought you should know, young Skywalker, that your friends are walking into a trap.

Jean: Wow. You're white? You totally sounded black on the phone.

Emperor Aurore: Silence! You will turn to the dark side, and your precious rebellion will be destroyed. *Mockingly* Oh! I'm afraid the shield generator will be quite operational when your friends arrive.

Jean: Jeez, you don't have to be a dick about it.

—

Zoé: *Breaks into the control room and points a gun at Nathaniel, Alix, Rose, and Juleka* All right, everybody, hands in the air! All right. Now I want you to take off your helmets, go outside and dig your own graves with them!

Cosette: Zoé, that's kind of dark.

Zoé: Shut it! There's enough cutesy crap in this movie. I think we all need this. Now get outside!

*Later outside, the four of them dig their graves while crying as Zoé points her gun at them*

Nathaniel: I have a family!

Zoé: Faster!

Nathaniel: I just do data entry!

Zoé: All right. *Points to Alix* You, kill him.

Alix: What?

Zoé: Kll him. Take this knife and stab him in the mouth.

Alix: No, please!

Zoé: Shut up! And after he's dead, cut off his face and wear it as your face.

Rose: Please!

Zoé: I've had it up to here with Ewoks! Now, stab him and wear his face! And then go home to his family still wearing his face, and see how long it takes them to figure out that it's you and not him!

—

Marc: Oh, my God! I meant to hit you in the shoulder, and that whole thing just fell! Did you see that?

Aurore: What?

Marc: That whole thing just fell!

Aurore: How?

Marc: I don't know! He was up there like, "I can't do this," I threw the thing, and I just meant to hit him in the arm, and then the whole thing fell!

Aurore: Well, that's good, right? We want him hurt.

Marc: Are you using your brain?! We're lucky if we come out of this without a lawsuit!

—

Lacey: Hey, bitches! I just killed, like, fifty stormtroopers!

Zoé: That thing is really cool!

Lacey: Damn right it is! See that squirrel over there? Hi, little squirrel. *Fires at the squirrel* Ooh!

Zoé: Hey, why don't you blast open this door, and then we can...

Lacey: Hey, a butterfly! Look at those beautiful wings flapping. But uh-oh, here comes ka-slice! *Blasts the butterfly* Whoa! What do we have here? A fully formed beehive! Must have taken months to build that guy. Well, guess what?

*Lacey blasts the beehive, and the bees retaliate*

Lacey: Oh, God! *Runs away screaming as the bees sting her*

Cosette: … Should we help her?

Zoé: Eh.

—

Jean: I'm a Jedi, like my father before me!

Marc: All right, let's everybody just calm the fuck down.

—

Jean: Oh, yeah? You and what lightning hands?

Marc: Oh! Now you've done it.

*Jean screams as Aurore shoots at him with her lightning*

Aurore: Yeah! I'm a bad guy! Yeah! Yeah! How about that, huh? Look at that! Look what I can do! Yeah! In your fucking face!

Jean: Father, please!

Marc: "Please"? You know what? You have nice manners. I'm so delighted that Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen took the time to teach you nice manners. And just for that, I'm going to help you out here. *Uses his powers to throw Aurore off the railing*

Aurore: *Screaming*

Marc: That's the power of "please," kids.

—

Marc: Jean, help me get this mask off. Let me look on you with my own eyes, father to son.

*As Jean tries to remove his helmet, he inadvertently snaps his neck, killing him*

Jean: … Ahhh! Oh, no! He's dead because of what the Emperor did a while ago! I better take his body! *Drags Marc’s body up the ramp* Just 'cause.

—

Marc Skywalker: What the hell, man? I was going to make it!

Jean Skywalker: Thanks for watching over me and keeping me safe.

Marc Skywalker: Fuck you, you murdered me, you ass!

[ask-mightillustrator]

Alright, let's go. Gossip time.

Marinette and Adrien

Jess and the Polycule

Mayura and Hawkmoth

Whatever the hell Adrichat was

Nathan and not eating evil butterflies

-Lila

Adrinette: Ship.

*Looks at Marc* Uh.... listen, my boyfriend is very observant. I listen to him because he is always right.

Adrien and Marinette are both dense as shit, but altogether it's very wholesome. I'm gonna say that a lot in this ask, bear with me.

AdriMariGami. That's all.

JessFeLukAnne: Ship.

Jess is hilarious, and the other three are wholesome. Genuinely I think they’d all be good together, but it’s just really funny to watch Jess scream externally.

They all balance play fighting with actual deep conversations. It's a healthy relationship, in theory.

Jess should probably wait at least a week or so before she makes a move... They literally just got married, and might need time to stabilize their polycule before they can consider adding another member.

MayHawkie: Nope.

Hawkmoth deserves no one.

If Hawkmoth was less evil.

At least Mayura is a soft spot for Hawkie... it makes him slightly more redeemable.

AdriChat: Ship.

This is only a "ship" because I find it hilarious. Like, even more so than Jess x the Polycule. Don't worry about it.

I can't legally say this one so I'mma not.

Adrien is the top. Don't worry about it...

Nath x Not Being A Cinnamon Roll: Nope.

Let Nathan be himself!!!! #freenathan2k22

If not being a cinnamon roll was a literal thing instead of a metaphorical thing. I think Literal Cinnamon Roll Nathan would die very quickly, knowing the appetites of Paris.

Maybe Nathan does need a braincell or two...