#like the first film BARLEY left room for a sequel

[thetimelordbatgirl]

God why did a video on Disney fatigue have to remind me Hocus Pocus 2 existed because that in turn led me to remember Hocus Pocus 3 was confirmed and the last update we got was October last year, aka that the story is being worked on.

[sentient-stove]

Ranking every Pixar movie

From worst to best.  As an extra challenge, tag five people to do it too.  @falling-oceans @sweetkirbi  @briefstrangerchild  @matchasweettea @tehhappypl-ace

22. The Good Dinosaur: I hate Arlo. As a character, he has no spine, spends most of the film whining about how terrible his life is and then when he finally gets a grip, the movie is over. As for animation, the dinosaurs were too cartoon like to feel right for such a landscape based film. I did like the Pizza Planet truck in the opening scene, ten out of ten for hiding it with the asteroid belt. 21. Monsters University: nothing interesting happened here. Moving on. 20. Finding Dory: sigh. This film was well animated, I love Pixar and water, but most of the stunts felt, too unreal. Where Nemo and Marlin fountain hop was what killed me. I liked Hank, but when the film had him drive a truck with all the fish inside, I gave up. I did like the closure on what happened to the fish from the tank in Australia, but however they got to Cali beats me. It was nice to see Crush again. 19. Cars 2: MATER IS A SIDE CHARACTER. Ok, rant over. I thought it was okay, but still, very disappointing for a Pixar sequel. 18. Cars 3: The trailer was better than the movie. Pixar should have stopped after Cars 2. I personally didn’t care for McQueen’s end paint job. 17. Cars: The idea is nice, the soundtrack is killer, I just don’t like the Cars movies at all. I’m sorry, but McQueen is egotistical and a jerk. Just because he got stuck in Radiator Springs, doesn’t mean he’s got character development. I do however love when he arrives that first night, easily the best five minutes of the movie. 16. Toy Story 4: It felt more like a marketing strategy, rather than a continuation of the Toy Story universe. Forky and his existential crisis is a solid mood. I’ll admit, I walked out halfway through the film, it wasn’t worth my time. I wish that they left it at three movies. 15.  Monsters Inc.: I liked the idea of the movie. But, feels like the plot drops too fast and that the resolution drops as well. Mike’s comedy act is game though and Put that thing back or so help me remains one of my favorite things to yell at siblings. 14.  Coco: the animation is Gorgeous. I loved this movie when it first came out. The story is beautiful, they handled the villain with grace and it gave me warm fuzzies. However, it’s overplayed. Every family reunion I’ve been out since this film came out, they’ve played this. Stop. I think the songs are okay, but I get tired when they’re stuck in my head. Pixar created a masterpiece that my relations ruined, which is ironic, since the movie is about family. 13. Toy Story 2: they reused the, ‘I’m not a toy!’ plot and that made it tired. I liked Jessie. And the horse licking Cheeto dust off of Al’s fingers. Al looked a bit like my middle school theater teacher, so that made me feel uncomfy. Other than that, decent film. 12. Inside Out: Joy is annoying. The idea is great, although they missed a great pun opportunity with when they had to walk through long term memory. Could have used a memory lane pun. The rest of the puns were amazing and I loved the concept, just wasn’t well executed. 11. Up: I don’t cry during movies (Frozen 2’s show yourself is the exception), so I didn’t really feel upset during the first ten minutes of the film. I love Kevin and Russel’s friendship and then the pleasant surprise that there were baby Kevins. Carl had great character development and I’m grateful Pixar showed real world challenges people go through. 10. Incredibles 2: Voyd is amazing. So is Violet and Dash, I loved the boat, but my favorite part is right before the battle with Screenslaver. You don’t talk, you watch talk shows. You don’t play games, you watch game shows.... The monologue over Elastagirl hunting the big bad gave me literal chills. I would pay to watch this again and again. I loved the limo driver that messed up his line to Frozone as well. And the little girl with the sign at the protest reminded me of similar signs I’ve seen, and made, before. 9. Bug’s Life: Very mature for a Pixar film. Held onto some ideologies I’ve studied and I personally think it’s a lot better than Antz, which took a similar direction but failed. 8. Toy Story: the animation may not have aged gracefully, but for when it hit theaters, it was something the world had never seen before. I love the magic eight ball, the aging of the room was a nice touch and the dog was a riot. 7. Toy Story 3:great finale. Great characters and development and great animation. I love Barbie and that she broke up with Ken instead of just being an airhead of a toy. 6. Finding Nemo: Cinematic masterpiece. Pixar and water is a great combo, and it’s got a great story. 5. The Incredibles: Violet is so relatable. Mirage is awesome, easily the most underrated bad guy to good guy I’ve seen. Mom and Dad hero pair, amazing. Dash running on water, amazing. Violet growing up and saving her brother from the Omnidroid, amazing. Edna Mode voiced by Brad Bird, amazing. This film was incredible. 4. Brave: yes, this movie gets a lot of hate. And I mean a lot. But I’m a sucker for a heroine who takes charge. Merida fights with her mom, we all fight with family and that makes it feel realistic. The music is amazing. Chase the wind is still one of my favorite songs. The will the wisps are accurate to myth and th amount of sheer detail goes unnoticed in this movie. DunBroch, Mordu’s fallen kingdom, the Stonehenge, the sky are all so artfully animated. The witch is an absolute riot and I love her. 3. Onward: DND references everywhere. I love it. Ian Lightfoot is a relatable character with his social anxiety and lists of what he needs to do, and his sacrifice is commendable. Barley is a supportive older sibling and he’s a role model with how he helps his younger brother learn to drive, learn magic and so many other things. The Manticore is excellent and a salty character I live for. The mom is bad a, and I think that it’s amazing she got so much screen time compared to other Pixar moms. Ride of the Valkeryies playing while Barley salutes his van’s final voyage? Tearjerker. The curse beast having the face of the high school’s dragon mural? I was the only one who laughed in the theater I was in. It was relatable and heartfelt, a Pixar masterpiece. 2. Ratatouille: this movie was the start of my love of baking and of Paris. I was young when it came out, but it’s so, so artistic and beautiful. Remy is a well thought out character and having Gusteau as his shoulder angel was amazing. Alfredo Linguini literally means white sauce pasta, but I’ll ignore that. The end with the new restaurant is amazing and Chef Skinner is salty and I like it. 1. WALL.E: space. This was my childhood. I’ve seen this movie maybe upwards of a hundred times. The animation is gorgeous, the characters beautifully scripted. For a movie that has only 22 minutes of speech, it conveys a message far more powerful than any words could. WALL.E is a sunshine child with his hyperfixation on humans and as someone who hyperfixates, this was amazing to see on a big screen. That it was okay to have quirks and unique interests and viewpoints. The spacedance is beyond anything and it still has bits of humor, along with heartwarming scenes and images. EVA fixing WALL.E at the end was painful, and then the Spark bringing back WALL.E’s life was the best ending I could have ever gotten. And his whole goal was just to hold EVA’s hand, it was soooo cute!  I might have to revise my list when Soul comes out, but here’s the current!

[thisismycursed3rdblog]

Thoughts on “After” (2019)

Sorry I'm going to be 12 for a moment "Hardin" hehehehehe

Omg this voice over...yeah I can tell this use to be fanfiction (btw nothing wrong with fanfiction I write it just not about real people)

There's just...after.....TITLE CARD!!!

I question Tessa color scheme like everything is very washed out

Why did the mom sit in back of the car?

Steph's actress is very pretty also her look is great (maybe minus the earrings but they just aren't my style)

Tessa and Noah look related are they?

No one would talk like that in front of someone's mom they just met

"thanks I got it from the GAP" ....-_-

How to show that the mom is over protective....make her the worst from the start

Oh is Noah her boyfriend. ...ok then

Steph vapes.....you know she cool now

Same Steph Noah comes off as brother not boyfriend

"who brings books to college" is my school weird because everyone does??

You know if Tessa falls in love with some who is "bad" I think Steph would be the best option

I'm not judging her clothes because I don't dislike them but going a little heavy on the good girl vibe...

Who is new boy so far he seems nice .... Landon is his name

How did her clothes get so wet from where she put them

Ok her room is small she would have definitely notices him when she walked in

Hardin (hehe) you are being an ass

Also random British man in a movie where so far no one else is British

....what book you reading Hardin

Steph so far the best in the movie and no that's not just because I think she's attractive...yes it is

Oh it was The Great Gatsby. . They are right that is a good book

....I'm only 10 minutes in oh dear

At least Hardin is polite to people who work in the coffee shop

I can't stop looking at his eye brows

Steph / Tessa the couple we deserves

The song playing is called "Say Hoe" amazing

Steph kissing a girl....I wish that was me

Zed.....I wonder who you are based on sir... hmmmmmmmm

I wonder is Molly is supposed to be a bitch? *She said sarcastically"

Zed actor looks familiar *pauses movie*

Oh shit that's Joe from Glee

Being a virgin isn't really a big deal ok ...she just got out if highschool not like she's 35 and still a virgin

"oh sucks to suck"....-_- -_-

She didn't want to kiss you Hardin no reason to have such a pissed off face ....you don't even like her ...I think

Also Noah stop being so judgemental

She had literally a mouthful of vodka ...that's not like drinking really

Oh look a union jack ....wonder who's room this is maybe the one British man in the movie

 Tessa that's not your room ....stop touching other people's things

 Are you looking for something.....you drunk ....like what that wasn't a weird question to ask Tessa

Who wrote this movie like what

Good Tessa even if your boyfriend is a dick don't cheat on him with another dick

How did Hardin get on the roof

" I'm disappointed in you" oh fuck off...

He told her mom she went to the party....what Noah you suck

Noah so far the worst character

They really want to show off Hardin's tattoos

Hardin talking about books is annoying me as an English major ok

Oh look at me I'm Hardin and I'm so edgy with my thoughts on classic literature

I don't think either of them really read pride and prejudice

Oh course Landon and Hardin are kind of like step brothers

Steph best character!!!

Does Hardin only own black shirts and ripped jeans ( I mean same)

Hardin having a sudden change if heart....I don't trust this

Oh she just decided to go with him....why?

This seems like a very long drive

Bring her to the woods? That's not creepy at all ...oh wait yes it is very

He's wearing all black and she's wearing all white ...you aren't clever movie

Did she forgot that she hated him like yesterday

Ok this lake scene is a little cute

Nice doesn't not mean boring ....that's a red flags  ...run Tessa run

With different music this movie would be a horror film a swear

Don't kiss.....well now they're kissing ....stop it

This kiss scene is edited kind of strangely

These actor don't have the best chemistry not sure if that's the acting or the fault of the writing 

Let's see how long this movie plays before they have sex

You still have a boyfriend Tessa

This so far the most normal scene in the movie...this burger date scene

Also now I'm hungry

You said you didn't believe in love you edge lord

How did those guys know they where there

Also Molly why you such a bitch ....does she do anything else but be a bitch

Also Tessa just left her burger ... wasteful

Hardin you were almost a nice person for a full 15 minutes

This isn't Avril Lavigne singing ...sad (complicated is playing btw)

She just woke up and Hardin is in her bed staring at her ...I hope this is a dream.. this is creepy

You're here isn't the reaction one should have

Oh good it was dream

Dump Noah... please Tessa he's the worst

Hardin got his pissed off face again...

This scene went 0-100 very quick

Like was Jace being creepy....I think he was but it went by way to quick

I like Tessa bike

I'm confused.. that's right Tessa what happened

YOU CANT BE MAD AT HER BECAUSE SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND AFTER YOU BLOW HER OFF LIKE A DICK!!!

So he has daddy issue

This boy is like a yo-yo he keeps going from one extreme to the other

Red flag ....so many red flags

And they are kissing again

So Hardin is a dick to Tessa makes out with her like once and only nice to her when it's just the two of them...and now they are having sex.. ok then

Also like 51 minutes into the movie btw

Did they have sex ...maybe I don't know ....everything is filmed weird in this movie

How did he get there so fast

Also this break up scene is Tessa best scene acting wise just saying

Steph has a cute little music note tattoo

Steph/ Tessa the only ship I support

When did Hardin get her number?

Do Noah and her mom have like weekly chats or something

Oh now she's talking to Hardin....is she no longer mad at him...ok then 

Oh time for a backstory...I see

You barley know Hardin .....I don't get how she fell in love him

It should not be that easy to sneak into a building

Also you couldn't read to her in like your room on your bed or something

I kind of dig this movies soundtrack not going to lie

Ok Hardin jumping over the entrance and Tessa just talking through was funny I'll give them that

Oh this is they in love part of the movie I see

Like these two could be really cute if not for any other scene in this movie that involves other characters

Wait now are they having sex for the first time?

GET BETTER AT EDITING YOUR MOVIE PLEASE!!

Uugghh the mom showed up

First her daughter's not a kid anymore and like it's confusing we haven't seen her skip class or even do badly in school so I don't get where the mom is coming from at all

You can't make your daughter break up with her boyfriend

Ok yes Tessa tell you mom off....please she needed to hear that

Tessa did like nothing and her mom wants to just cut her off... I take it back the mom is now the worst person in this movie

Landon why are you in this movie....you haven't really done anything at all

"oooh she paint's" I don't know why that made me laugh

This relationship is moving very fast....they now live together or want to

Also I pretty sure his plans just living at another person house and hoping know one finds out

All these scenes look like they were just shot for the trailer

Not this again.....when did the first time happen

There's like 35 minutes left.....how long till the big break up or fight . .only for them to get back together at the very end

Wait his father's not British?

They really didn't want anyone out side of Hardin to be British

Oh now his dad's a drunk....why is this only being brought up now

I keep thinking one of them are going to fall in the pool

FALL IN THE POOL FALL IN THE POOL

Wait is this their first time having sex

I'm going with yes? Maybe

Ok so sex is definitely happening this time

Also wear protection ...at least movie promotes safe sex

Ok I love the look of that bath tub

Molly can all she do is be a bitch to Tessa

Hardin you better not be dating Molly

Also Tessa don't go snooping around in his phone 

Jace....still creepy

Blind bobs? ...ok

Steph best person ....she's just a good friend

Tessa just be with Steph she'd treat her right

Oh Hardin no please

Hardin.... nooooooooooooo

Hardin you fucker

Like I kind of saw it coming up still Hardin no

Slap him Tessa do it do it

Or just leave that works too

Also we got like 16 minutes before the movie ends so let's see how long till the get back together

I mean they shouldn't because not cool Hardin

Did she just leave....doesn't she have school

At least her mom isn't being a bitch at the moment

Now she's going to talk to Noah....just say your sorry do not get back with him ....he's still a dick

Still into this soundtrack

Oh here mom stop cutting her off that's good

I hope her and Steph make up and stay friends

Be sad Hardin you dick

Also why are all his books so nice looking

10 minutes almost done

So Tessa is following her dreams and Hardin is sitting on a roof sad....again ...ha

A professor can't just give other students work away ....also why does the professor know it was for Tessa

What even was this final project

Darcy and Heathcliff are very different characters and stories I'm just saying

There making a sequel so I'm guessing ending means it's going to work out in the end

Fade to black