#like that would be gucking great

[sotheresthis1guy]

I accidently closed a door over my foot and now it hurts

I am thriving

[theenemyod]

J not leep deprived j swearrr

Even if I was j fhcning have nightmares. No fucning way guxk you.

[jaimemes]

If you require any further information regarding the general nature of Ultra Space, I will be more than willing to assist since I have aided Miguel in such matters earlier.

I may be a cultural researcher, but I am also a member of the URS. Astra and Lillie may help you with matters regarding the astrophysical aspect of interdimensional phenomena, but I have experience.

You will need all of the help you can get if you are to venture into an unknown world with no prior knowledge. And luckily, I am a denizen of a world beyond an Ultra Wormhole. I will try as much as I can, if you wish to collaborate, of course.

Thank you, Pandoria, was it? I saw your responses to Miguel's posts. Absolutely your experience with this would be of great help to us. Z and I have been essentially compiling notes based on files Z has managed to find in the Aether Database and what you, Lilie, and Astra have told us so far.

To be gucking honest, our options are extremely limited given that we are just 7 teenagers (one of whom is across the world), but we are taking all of your advice into account to come up with some sort of plan as to how we're going to get there and what to do once we are. Wish we had something like the URS back here...

May I ask you questions about navigating Ultra Space?

[audioroleplayconfessions]

I rlly wanna start making audio rps but with how oversexualised the idea of audio rps is on the Internet I'm worried that people will expect me to do those kind of audios which is an issue because a. I would never be comfortable doing that and b. I'm a minor so it would be really gucking weird

It's probably a really stupid thing to worry abt but it's bothering me and sure there are other worries I have but this one is like the one actively holding me back from starting to make stories

I just wish people knew audio rps can be great for unique, interesting storytelling not just...that stuff

.

[blimbo-buddy]

I just thought about a slug growing up with snails and wondering why they don't have a shell. They use objects and have a makeshift one and probably think they're just a shell-less snail when they come across a slug and find out they're a slug.

Perhaps a slug clutch of eggs was near snails and with this slug being the only one to have hatched and survived. The snails took mercy and raised them as their own with their young ones.

Slugs have dirt and plant names so why not snails have sort of slimey-esc names? Sort of names like Ooze, Guck, Gunge, Slush, Mucus, etc.

The idea of her not being informed of her true nature because her family didn't know how to tell her. Unintentionally depraving this child of key knowledge and such. They're loving but it's just like.. oof. Messed up on that.

This slug-born snail is named Oobleck. An odd-yet fitting name.

I have drawn them.

still a wip design

made them an albino "ghost" slug. She likes eating rotting apples and covers her head in leaves. Her shell was found by her adoptive dad and it's been the best gift she ever received trying her best to take care of it.

There definitely has been cases of that happening! Long story short:

Before Slug Country divided, they were allied with the Snail Kingdom (I haven't had a good name for the group yet)

But when the Great Division of Slug Country claimed hundreds of lives, the Snail kingdom dropped their alliance with Slug Country and migrated away from all of the chaos

In today's times you still see roaming snails, but what had happened to the Snail kingdom is left up in the air, the presence of the kingdom staying alive through history books

When the Snail kingdom dispersed, a few slugs went with them (And vice versa, some snails stayed to fight in the Great Division). It wouldn't be uncommon for what you described to be the case! Slugs born amongst snails would, as you've said, decorate themselves with shells to fit in more. And for the names:

Back in the old days of Slug Country and the Snail kingdom, it was actually considered rude to name someone after things that was similar to slime or ooze

For a real world comparison, imagine someone naming you Grease, Oil, or Dandruff

It's not that the Snails/Slugs are ashamed of their slimy bodies (They're very proud of it in fact), it's just that making a spectacle out of it really makes one feel uncomfortable

However, in modern-day Snail culture, this has generally been discarded as being rude

Slug culture still sees these names as rude however

But now to jump to the character, I really enjoy her a lot! Their design has some cool as shit colors and I like the details on their shell, like the band aid and the twig poking out. I love Oobleck and her taste for rotting apples, wonder what kind of apple is her favorite

[aestheticvoyage2023]

Day 147b: Saturday May 27, 2023 - “Brew Crew”

Mama’s overnight in Milwaukee gave us a great excuse to get out of the house and follow her around the country for the first time.  Its awesome if we can get the right rhythm down and open flights.  I had about six hours to fill on the ground in Wisconsin and knowing William would need an afternoon nap at the zoo, I knew the perfect place to go land...the baseball game!  To our luck, the Brewers were in town, and William’s answer to if he wanted a hot dog for lunch was an emphatic “Ayes Ayes!”

Parking at the old Miller Park is like going to a rock concert  - its made for tailgaiting before the game in the huge parking lot.  I love this style.  Like Kansas City and even Dodger Stadium.  As I got William organized to go, diaper change and all, a Security guy drove by in a blue golf cart truck mobile, which stole all of William’s attention and since we were in the very back of the big lot I took a shot and waved the man down to ask if he’d have any interest in taking us up towards the park.  He saw the enthusiasm all over William’s face that we were approaching the fast, loud, blue guck.  I was glad he saw it.  He told us to hop in and hang on as he took the long way over into the empty lot where he could really “open it up for us” - William laughed and squealed the whole way.  It was no doubt at all that on a day where he rode an airplane, a yellow bus, a train around a zoo, and even a minivan - riding in that cart was by far the best part of the whole damn.  Signature moments.  Soak em in - these are the days.

Well since we were really on a roll, I figured why not let William ride the escalator by himself too. He was full of confidence and trust and felt fearless so we stepped right up and on, like a really really big boy, gripping on to my middle finger tight.  He loves escalators and up-er-downs (he’s going to love roller coasters), and so we made a big deal of it together to have him step on and off of all the escalators today - we’re in no hurry after all.  We climbed those escalators way up into our seats, high above the bases, just like the Goodnight Baseball book.  I had picked up two hot dogs on the way (assuming one for each of us), but my hungry, excited, big boy ate most of both of them, with lots of dippa.  “Eat as much of it as you want - just leave my fingers out of it!”  Baseball, Popcorn, and Hot Dogs - go together like 6,4,3.  

I let him play in the Brewers play area with the other kids to burn some more energy as Corbin Burnes pitched to the Giants, down below. William smiled and drooled his way through every exciting new thing -  climing on Bernie and the big baseball, going through the big cap, and the Chalet Side - each one followed by a shimmey or his signature hop-skip move.  I made sure he knew, its ok to be a fan of any team, for a day - even the Cubs.  And I have to admit the Brewers and this stadium really has something nice - a great vibe, unique stadium, fun fans, great radio.  I first came here with William’s Mama 8 years ago and its always an interesting place for me, knowing that I almost lived here instead of St Louis and I like to think about how that would have been pretty great too.  An old friend.  And I thought about all of this, back in our seats, William sleeping on my belly as I drank a Leinenkugels in a 1-1 game that just seems to go by too fast.  I sat and sang Take Me Out and Roll Out The Barrels in the seventh inning stretch, and William was unmoved.  By the bottom of the 9th we’d collected our first Brewer’s Game certificate and joined the lower level crowd in hoping for a last ditch walk-off that would never come. The home team lost today and we never saw Bernie on the slide but either way, William puts his fifth notch in on his Major League Parks.  You just never know - if he grows up to a Brewers fan, it will be nice to show him this.

Just the last balls and strikes came across, Mama texted and said she was at the hotel.  She’d been working all day and was ready to see her boys.  And it was great timing - I’d been working all day and need her extra pair of hands (and a hug).   She helped us unpack the car, and reset before treating us to dinner at the Pub downstairs.  Feeling pretty high of myself for pulling off a big bite of a day that included getting up while its still dark and pulling off a 3.5 hour full flight, I raised and downed the local High Life before asking for another.  “You surprised I was able to pull off both the zoo and the baseball game?” I asked knowing that she knew exactly the answer I was looking for as William climbed on me from the booth behind us.  I really gave it my all for that little boy today.  Creating an experience for him, creating a rhythm to life and maybe a love of baseball or hippos. We toasted glass to our investment in this life with each other and our first time seeing Mama on an overnight.  A very important and nice level up for us and this friendly town of Milwaukee will be one we’ll remember as the first - even if William cant.

Song: Wesley Schultz - If It Makes You Happy

Quote:  "Anybody with ability can play in the big leagues. To last as long as I did with the skills I had, with the numbers I produced, was a triumph of the human spirit." ~Bob Uecker

[deadthingposting]

Ofmd episode 5 rewatch: the best revenge is dressing well

Ed fell in love right here

No for real in the moment he saw the chaos stede caused to defend him it was over Edward teach was totally completely and unquestionably in deep love for stede bonnet

But also there is more to this episode like how much I want Frenchie both carnally and romantically, I love the duality of men he nailed his own sleeve and believe crystal attracts demons but also scammed a bunch of very deserving rich assholes, I also love how oluwande just goes along with any shenanigans he is included in (Jim going back to Jackie's place and Frenchie scheme) like my man can't say no to some dangerous bullshit his friends take him to.

As someone who was bullied for years this episode hurts me to watch I can remember multiple times people In my school would do this little thing of saying mean things or implying them to hurt me and the worst part of this was the plausible deniability of it to this day I still wonder if they were being just mean or I was crazy and the scene where the room starts all laughing at Ed just gave me this anxious flashback because I was many times in the other side of those same cruel laughs and this is why I love this episode so much

the exploration of Ed's relationship with the upper class and "rich people things" it's so well done but also his sparkly eyes when stede talks about the party its adorable he just wanted to go to a party and have fun those rich assholes deserve the burning ship and the scam.

Also that one brief moment Ed was actually killing it in social interactions warms my heart look at my boy being a charismatic king look at him go

Now the secondary plot about Lucius, it's interesting how his relationship with Pete it's like awkward but realistic they don't have the tragic love poetic thing of stede/Ed nor the friends going towards something more of Jim/olu they have this realistic modern thing of fucking someone and afterwards start to actually date and it's great and this is around the moment I stopped hating Pete because from this point on he stops being the arrogant wannabe and becomes Lucius baby and good for him he is on the list of man who gets better after getting laid

Can we just talk about fang actually almost getting up when Ed is mentioned but not giving a single guck about lizzy? I respect that

Also Lucius just telling lizzy to fuck off you are not my Capitan is such a great scene

But speaking about lizzy I can't physically watch the daddy scene I recoil in pure second hand embarrassment

"you wear fine things well" just shoot me In the face already

This episode is one of the best the Its not my favorite only because of the daddy scene and my own trauma

Rating: 🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴five stupid sets of forks and knifes projected specifically to be complicated in order to convey a stupid sense of class that is pointless and stupid

[boogeysmoth]

The sketch with a story behind :3 should I finish the sketch and also write all the story?

The witch and the Lycan

.... If this people could take a second to listen to you, you wouldn't be all bruised and dragged to what will be your jail with your assured death

—There you go bitch, use that sorcery with the same filth that you

That was the last you saw of that guard, if it wasn't by your swollen jaw maybe you could have respond something in kind, but all that was forgotten when they put you down just to feel a heavy and cold weight in your neck along with the sound of a clinking chain to be tossed through a sealed tight door that close not a second after

— ...

If yes you couldn't talk right there you still could glare at the door just before you could get up you hear a a really deep growl and immediately you dart yourself to the farthest Apr of the "room" dragging the chain loudly bit not able to cover the snarl and heavy thumps behind you just to feel the collar leashing you or more like pulling you just when you press yourself to the wall and turning around keeping the chain tense and straight and a in your first view you saw the fangs snap shut a couple of meters from you and a clawed hand an inch from reaching, the collar was digging you so you tried to look at the why

—"Damn sadic bastard"

You thought as you saw that your collar was connected to the ceiling that was also connected to the beast trying to reach you Infront of you, the more he tried to reach you the more you feel your collar digging in your nape nad neck

.........

Time passed and now

........

—How come that that thing hasn't devour her? She now is well within reach

Said a gruff voice looking through a slith in the rocks of the cave like room watching the girl sleeping in the table with the metal collar and chain still in place, but now she was in the middle of the room but when before the heavy thumb would wake her with a start now let her relax, the great Lycan drawing a cloth with his mouth while his hands help him stabilize the table before jumping in hovering over the female 'witch' covering her with the cloth before letting his ear twitch and look directly to the crack in the wall and start growling pointedly

—Gucking friking hell!

The shivers that they felt was well paired with the death glare they recibe from the wolf like creature that has more blood in his fangs that they abusing the prisoners

What do you think?

[heyheyloki]

what if mc wanted to cook for beel? but mc can barely boil rice let alone make a whole meal to satisfy him, they attempt to do so anyways and nearly burns themselve, along with the whole kitchen down. definitely not based on a true story, cause i've got stove privileges.

Cooking Chaos

I can’t cook to save my life so this is great, thanks for the request!

Beelzebub x GN!Reader

It was night, nearing midnight. After a long week of school with the other demon brothers, you and your favorite famished sixth-born out of the seven always did a movie night on Fridays. A way to kick off the weekend with waking up the next day around noon, since it was always at least three in the morning when you’d actually fell asleep.

Most of the days, the food that’d Beel and you would eat would be take out, or someone else would make it. Though, that was mostly if another brother was joining in like Mammon, Levi, or Belphie. Tonight, however, it was only going to be Beel and you, and you wanted to do something to celebrate the first night in a while that it’d just be the two of you. You thought maybe making some food for tonight would be the best idea, the thing is, you suck at cooking. You couldn’t even do something without burning some food, or yourself. Your lack in skill for cooking made Lucifer have to take action and literally ban you from the kitchen unless another brother was with you.

So, in order for this to be a surprise, you had to sneak into the kitchen when you knew Lucifer was in his room and the others were out, sleeping, or in their room as well. When you reached the area of the house undetected so far, you flicked the lights on. Taking a deep breath and praying to Simeon and Luke to let this go off without a hitch, you finally began your plan.

You planned to make a meal fit for a family of twenty. Given how Beel can eat a whole cake in one bite, it was the mere minimum you could do to satisfy his hunger. You knew the basics of cooking. Yanno, pans, heat, pretty much all the essential tools needed to help. But, when it came to executing the action, you were a complete failure.

Taking a deep breath, preparing yourself mentally, you got started. First, you grabbed the cookbook you borrowed from Belphie, the only demon brother that knew of your plans. It was safe to trust him, especially with anything that had Beel at the center of it. It had most of Beel’s favorite foods, actually, it had a couple of favorites for every one of the brothers. But, you focused on only the few pages marked with the orange color. Beel’s color.

Minutes went by, you swore it was only minutes. Standing in the middle of the kitchen with egg whites on your hands, flour up on your arms, and a few unfamiliar food items splattered all over your clothes. Over all, a huge mess was standing in the middle of an even bigger mess. The egg that was on your arm, some of that was on the counter. When you cracked it you seriously didn’t think you did it too hard. Over and over again you tried but you could never kept it in it’s shell long enough to make it over to the heated pan.

The flour on your arms was a pounded mess all over the cabinets down to the tile floor. It was like someone just held a leaf blower to a few pounds of flour at the entrance and let it rip without a care in the world. Not to mention all the food items only found in Devildom were sliding slowly off the walls, leaving some weird green goo behind it. One was even on the ceiling since you tried to do that pancake flip trick just to get an ego boost, though, it only shrunk your confidence.

You stared at the scene in front of you with deadpan eyes, your hands outside of your pockets out of fear for soiling your clothes even further. After taking in the entire kitchen, you started to slowly agree with Lucifer about your kitchen ban.

You sighed, taking your hands over towards the towels and cleaning the mess. The paper towel that went over your skin started to get more pressurized, more rough. Your eyes narrowed on your hands as you rubbed them over and over, even when you knew the guck was off, you kept going. Your hands started to redden, clearly irritated. Honestly, you probably wouldn’t have stopped anytime soon if it wasn’t from the voice that called your name.

A shaky breath came out of your lungs, your eyes going wide for a second as your brain connected the dots. When you noticed who it was simply from the voice, you stayed still. Almost ashamed to turn around.

“What happened?” Beel asked, his footsteps painfully loud in your ears as they came closer.

You turned your gaze down, your head following suit as your hands gripped the counter. “I wanted to cook for you.” You explained, your voice coming out brittle and low.

Your knuckles began to white as you waited for him to speak, your heart fast against your chest at the knowledge him right behind you. You knew if you turned around, you’d probably face a saddened face. You didn’t want to be pitied, you hated that most in the world.

But, when you finally turned to him at his voice beckoning you to turn around, you didn’t find a trace of pity along his expression. None at all. You swore for a moment, a split second, you lost the air in your lungs. Nothing in his face shined more bright than the happiness you saw. His smile was wide, the ends of his lips showing small dimples that made your heart skip a beat. It was so genuine, so kind that it actually made the ends of his eyes crinkle with nothing but pure joy.

“You wanted to cook for me?” He asked in a giddy nature.

You just nodded your head, afraid that if you speak, your voice wouldn’t make it out past your lips.

“That’s sweet.” He hummed. “You should have invited me though, I would have been happy to help.”

You let out a dry chuckle. “You’d probably eat everything before the food was done.”

He shrugged his shoulders. “Maybe, but we would be able to watch the movies faster.”

“Yeah.” You smiled. “Next time we can both cook.”

Beel smiled, his lips closed this time as he stared at you with anticipation filmed over his bicolored hues. “I’d like that. Maybe we can even get Belphie in on this.”

[danidoesathing]

OH MY GOD!!!! those palace concepts are great and i love them however- ( and its been a while since ive played strikers so if i guck this up i apologize) your descriptions kind of vibe more like a jail? akira the monarch being technically held prisoner by his own / satanael's desires (kind of the same thing if you hc that persona users can influence their personas). the warden scene/trauma room for that would be...... so fucking much. with how powerful he is / bcos of his trickster status, i bet he'd have multiple to go with how large his sprawling distortion is. i just love love love the idea of him having a fucked up jail/palace however you see it. people like to stick to a theater theme but imo i could see multiple themes clashing and splintering all over, desperately trying to stick together and be coherent, but just like akira: they're at their breaking point. i could totally see some movie horror vibes as the PTs go through. horror at all the shit their leader has been burdened with alone but also the horror at how twisted his psyche has become when left alone like this.

thank you!! yeah I always liked the concept of it being something akin to a jail (I haven't played strikers tho so idk the specifics) while still mixing with the palace aspect. Akira being the ruler/monarch while not being entirely aware, subconsciously wanting to have the burdens and pain taken away from him and basically let's Satanael rule it. I don't think there would be a single trauma room as it's still a reflection of his mind like a palace but I also like the idea of the PT finding multiple trauma rooms and being confront with just how much Akira was scarred. And Satanael (and him by extension, even if its not a conscious choice) keeps dragging more people in to enact a punishment which goes against their idea of their leader, and the whole palace allows them to see a side of him they didn't know existed (whole beneath the mask thing would be good). Honestly, I love the idea of it having like multiple themes throughout (once again the mask thing and the lack of identity) that clash and mix with each other. A theater as a focus when the thieves enter but as they explore it more, they find a jail theme here, a cityscape there, a hell/satanic based one. It's kinda horrific to see how his psyche has become this scary amalgamation of ideas by trauma and how they just...never noticed. Even enough to be so far in denial that he believes his palace to be reality and what should be his shadow is actively hostile towards them and isn't really acting like Akira at all, and is showing knowledge and sentience that Futaba's and other shadows didn't. there's a lot that could be done for it with exploring Akira's trauma and the PT's reaction to it

[rabuhasanbd]

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Chief Operating Officer

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Earthworm ranch workers

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Chief Executive Officer – CEO

Increases operation’s effectiveness by retaining, opting, orientating, training, coaching, comforting, and chastising directors; communicating values, strategies, and objects; assigning liability; planning, monitoring, and setting job results; developing impulses; developing a climate for offering information and opinions; furnishing educational openings

. Creates, communicates, and implements the association’s vision, charge, and overall direction – i.e. leading the development and perpetration of the overall association’s strategy

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General Farm Manager

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. Supervises other section directors

Ensures compliance during design prosecutions

Furnishing advice on the operation of husbandry conditioning across all sections

Responsible for carrying out threat assessment

Uses IT systems and software to keep track of people and progress of the growth of earthworms

Responsible for overseeing the account, going and trade of ranch yield after crop

. Represents the association’s interest at colorful stakeholders’ meeting

Ensures that tilling pretensions are achieved, the most effective coffers ( force, outfit, tools and chemicals et al) are employed and different interests involved are satisfied. Responsible for preparing fiscal reports, budgets, and fiscal statements for the association

. Responsible for overseeing the smooth handling of HR and executive tasks for the association

Handles all fiscal deals for the company

Defining job positions for reclamation and managing canvassing process

Carries out staff induction for new platoon members

Responsible for training, evaluation and assessment of workers

. Oversees the smooth handling of the diurnal husbandry conditioning across the colorful husbandry sections

Director/ Accountant

Responsible for overseeing the smooth handling of HR and executive tasks for the association

Defines job positions for reclamation and managing canvassing process

Carries out staff induction for new platoon members

Responsible for training, evaluation and assessment of workers

. Responsible for preparing fiscal reports, budgets, and fiscal statements for the association

. Responsible for fiscal soothsaying and pitfalls analysis

Responsible for developing and managing fiscal systems and programs

Responsible for administering payrolls

Ensures compliance with taxation legislation

Handles all fiscal deals for the ranch

Serves as internal adjudicator for the ranch

Earthworm Ranch Workers

Responsible for feeding earthworm on a diurnal base

Ensures that the water and the temperature of the holders where the earthworms are kept is within the anticipated standard

Responsible for changing the soil and content in colorful earthworm holders

Responsible for harvesting earthworms when they're due for crop

Workshop nearly with the General Manager to achieve the associations’ pretensions and objects

Handles any other duty as assigned by the general ranch director

Deals and Marketing Officer

Manages external exploration and coordinates all the internal sources of information to retain the associations’ stylish guests and attract new bones

Models demographic information and dissect the volumes of transactional data generated by client purchases

Identifies, prioritizes, and reaches out to new mates, and business openings et al

. Responsible for supervising perpetration, advocate for the client’s requirements, and communicate with guests

. Develops, executes and evaluates new plans for expanding increase deals

. Documents all client contact and information

Represent the company in strategic meetings

Helps increase deals and growth for the business

Front Office/ Client’s Service Officer

Welcomes guests and callers by chatting them in person or on the telephone; answering or directing inquiries

Ensures that all connections with guests (e-mail, walk-In center, SMS or phone) provides the customer with a substantiated client service experience of the loftiest position

. Through commerce with guests on the phone, uses every occasion to make customer’s interest in the company’s ranch produce

. Manages executive duties assigned by the HR director in an effective and timely manner

Constantly stays abreast of any new information on the associations’ products, promotional juggernautsetc. to insure accurate and helpful information is supplied to implicit guests when they make enquiries

Receives parcels/ documents for the business

Distributes matters in the association

Handles any other duties as assigned by the line director

6. SWOT Analysis

Dennis Greene ® Earthworm Granges,Inc. doesn't intend to launch out with trial and error hence the need to conduct a proper Geek analysis. We know that if we get it right from the onset, we'd have succeeded in creating the foundation that will help us make a standard earthworm ranch that will positively contend with leading earthworm granges in the United States of America.

We're relatively apprehensive that there are several large, medium and small scale earthworm granges each over West Palm Beach – Florida and indeed in the same position where we intend locating ours, which is why we're following the due process of establishing a business.

We know that if a proper Geek analysis is conducted for our business, we will be suitable to maximize our strength, influence on the openings that will be available to us, alleviate our pitfalls and be welled equipped to defy our pitfalls.

Dennis Greene ® Earthworm Granges,Inc. employed the services of an expert HR and Business Critic with bias in the husbandry cum husbandry assiduity to help us conduct a thorough Geek analysis and to help us produce a Business model that will help us achieve our business pretensions and objects.

Then's a summary from the result of the Geek analysis that was conducted on behalf of Dennis Greene ® Earthworm Granges,Inc.;

Strength

Our strength as an earthworm ranch company is the fact that we've healthy connections with loads of major players (organic growers and fishers et al who calculate on diurnal force of earthworms) in the husbandry assiduity. We've some of the rearmost earthworm husbandry machines, tools and outfit that will help us cultivate colorful species of earthworms in marketable amounts with lower stress.

Away from our relationship ( network) and outfit, we can confidently boast of having some the most educated hands in the earthworm husbandry business in West Palm Beach – Florida in our payroll and we've a competent operation platoon that has what it takes to start and grow a business within the shortest time frame.

Weakness

Our major weakness is that we're a new earthworm husbandry business in the United States, it might take some time for our association to break into the request and gain acceptance especially from transnational requests in the fast growing and largely competitive earthworm husbandry business. Another weakness is that we may not have the required cash to promote our business the way we'd want to.

Openings

The openings that are available to us can not be quantified, we know that a large number of organic growers and fishers et al calculate on a diurnal force of earthworms. We're ready to take advantage of any occasion that's available in the assiduity.

Trouble

Just like any other business, one of the major pitfalls that we're likely going to face is profitable downturn. It's a fact that profitable downturn affects purchasing/ spending power. Another trouble that may probably defy us is the appearance of a new earthworm ranch in the same position where our target request exists and who may want to borrow same business model like us.

7. Request ANALYSIS

Request Trends

A close watch on happenings as it relates to the earthworm husbandry business shows that drivers in the assiduity are using on the crusade for healthy eating (most especially organic foods) in promoting their yield. As a matter of fact, organic growers and some fishers can not successfully carry out their business without a diurnal force of different species of earthworms.

It's on record that profit from the earthworm husbandry line of business has maintained positive growth. This is so because in recent time, a growing number of individualities shifted to healthy eating by consuming organic yield, performing in high demand.

One of the common trends in the earthworm husbandry line of business is that utmost players in the assiduity are no longer concentrating only in dealing earthworms within their neighborhood. They now find it easier to cultivate colorful species of earthworms and also duly package and transport them to requests beyond their functional base especially to fishers on the high swell.

8. Our Target Request

Naturally, those who profit from the business value chain of the earthworm husbandry assiduity is all encompassing; it's far – reaching.

In view of that, we've deposited our earthworm husbandry business to service ( force) a wide range of organic granges and other outlets each across West Palm Beach – Florida and other crucial metropolises each over the United States of America and Canada. We've conducted our request exploration and we've ideas of what our target request would be awaiting from us.

We're in business to retail our earthworms to the following groups of people and businesses;

Organic growers who depend on a regular force of earthworms

Possessors of fences who need earthworms to feed their fishes or other ocean brutes in their fences

Possessors of free – range cravens

Growers of creatures similar as ducks, frogs, intelligencers, lizards, and small insects et al who need earthworms as feeds for their creatures

. Fishers and fisherwomen who need earthworms as bait for fishes

Laboratories and exploration centers that make use of earthworms

Our competitive advantage

A close study of the earthworm husbandry assiduity reveals that the request has come much more intensively competitive over the last decade. As a matter of fact, you have to be largely creative, client centric and visionary if you must survive in this assiduity.

Dennis Greene ® Earthworm Granges,Inc. is completely apprehensive that there are competitions when it comes to dealing different species of earthworms each over the globe, which is why we decided to carry out thorough exploration to know how to take advantage of the available request in the United States and in other corridor of the world.

We've been suitable to punctuate some factors that will give us competitive advantage in the business; some of the factors are effective and dependable earthworm husbandry processes that can help us vend our yield at competitive prices, good network and excellent relationship operation.

Our competitive advantage lies in the power of our platoon; our pool. We've a platoon of hardworking and largely complete earthworm growers, a platoon with excellent qualifications and experience as it relates to earthworm husbandry. Away from the community that exists in our precisely named platoon members, we've some of the rearmost and effective earthworm ranch machines and outfit and we will be guided by stylish practices in the assiduity.

Another competitive advantage that we're bringing to the assiduity is that we will operate an all – round standard earthworm ranch that will be involved in packaging a wide species of earthworms for both original and transnational request. With this, we will be suitable to take advantage of all the available openings within the assiduity.

Incipiently, all our workers will be well taken care of, and their weal package will be among the stylish within our order in the assiduity. It'll enable them to be further than willing to make the business with us and help deliver our set pretensions and objects.

9. Deals AND MARKETING STRATEGY

Sources of Income

Dennis Greene ® Earthworm Granges,Inc. is in the earthworm husbandry business for the purpose of maximizing gains hence we've decided to explore all the available openings within the assiduity to achieve our commercial pretensions and objects. In substance we aren't going to calculate only on the trade of our colorful species of earthworms to induce income for the business.

Below are the sources we intend exploring to induce income for Dennis Greene ® Earthworm Granges,Inc.;

Civilization of different species of earthworms

Packaging of different species of earthworms and dispatching them to fishers and organic growers beyond West Palm Beach – Florida

Carrying out training, consultancy and advisory Services

.10. Deals Forecast

From the check conducted, we were suitable to discover that the deals generated by an earthworm ranch depend on the size and the nature of the position of the ranch.

We've perfected our deals and marketing strategies and we're relatively auspicious that we will meet or indeed surpass our set deals target of generating enough income/ gains from the first time of operation and make the business from survival to sustainability.

We've been suitable to critically examine the earthworm granges assiduity, we've anatomized our chances in the assiduity and we've been suitable to come up with the following deals cast.

First Year-$

.Second Year-$

. Third Year-$

.N.B This protuberance was done grounded on what's accessible in the assiduity and with the supposition that there wo n’t be any major profitable meltdown that can impact negatively on ménage spending, bad rainfall cum natural disasters, and inimical government programs. Please note that the below protuberance might be lower and at the same time it might be advanced.

Marketing Strategy and Deals Strategy

We're apprehensive that the reason why some earthworm granges hardly make good gains is their incapability to vend off their ranch produce as at when due. In view of that, we decided to set up a standard earthworm packaging factory and also to cultivate our feeds for our earthworms. It'll indeed help us maximize gains.

Our deals and marketing platoon will be signed grounded on their vast experience in the earthworm and organic husbandry assiduity and they will be trained on a regular base to be well equipped to meet their set targets and the overall business thing of Dennis Greene ® Earthworm Granges, Inc.

Our thing is to grow Dennis Greene ® Earthworm Granges,Inc. to come one of the leading earthworm granges in the United States of America which is why we've counterplotted out strategies that will help us take advantage of the available request and grow to come a major force to reckon with not only in West Palm Beach – Florida, but also in other metropolises in the United States of America and the world at large.

Over and over, we've perfected our trade and marketing strategies first by networking with husbandry merchandisers and businesses that are likely to come our guests. In summary, Dennis Greene ® Earthworm Granges,Inc. will borrow the following strategies in selling our different species of earthworms;

Introduce our business by transferring introductory letters alongside our folder to stakeholders similar as organic growers who depend on regular force of earthworms, possessors of fences who need earthworms to feed their fishes or other ocean brutes in their fences, growers of creatures similar as ducks, frogs, intelligencers, lizards, and small insects et al who need earthworms as feeds for their creatures, fishers and fisherwomen who need earthworms as bait for fishes and laboratories and exploration centers that make use of earthworms in and around West Palm Beach – Florida

. Announce our business in organic granges and husbandry related magazines and websites

List our earthworm husbandry business in unheroic runners advertisements

Attend Affiliated husbandry and food expositions, forums, and business expositions

. Influence on the internet to promote our business

Engage in direct marketing

Encourage the use of Word of mouth marketing

[dalish-empress]

god i wish i could tell ppl how i rlly feel but everyone’s too caught up in how good i’m doing n how i’m recovering n they only know a tiny part of what i’ve been through lmao. n my moms finally starting 2 be happy again n i can’t disappoint her by telling her all this lmao. so i guess i’ll just die. like everyone knows i’ve been sick but they all just think its depression n anxiety bcs of my parents divorce n bcs i was bullied in high school lmao

[fatal-rewrites-warriors]

rising storm chapter 22

every time I have to read that tigerclaw "hid his treachery well" I should be paid 50 American dollars

ahahahahahahaha okay making darkstripe be the one to tell the clan is funny

he WAS stolen by humans stop being a dick fireheart

theres a really weird jump from all of this to fireheart suddenly waking up and there being fire. I feel like there should've been more of a buildup of tension

chapter 23

holy fuck why is everyone arguing about who's gonna run back into camp

fireheart thank god you still helped bramblekit even tho you're being completely fucking weird about him

still cant believe they killed yellowfang here. I genuinely dont know if I want to do the same.

chapter 24

fireheart seems to know a lot about fire and how it behaves for someone who's only ever seen it once

this is actually the first time that snowkit is mentioned and apparently hes almost apprentice aged??? and they still dont mention him by name????? fucking what the hell

chapter 25

poor gucking cloudpaw man he just came home after a long time away and now he has to watch it burn down

fireheart it was a stupid idea to grab a full grown cat and drag him into the river and you absolutely should have encouraged him instead of forcing the issue

OH MY GOD THE FIRE WOULD BE A GREAT AND FUN WAY TO SUDDENLY EXPOSE THUNDERCLAN TK RIVERCLAN CULTURE THATS GOOD SHIT

[thelastspeecher]

I’m tired bc I spent almost ten hours processing coronavirus tests, but also stressed bc of current events, so here’s some more Quality Content for my D&D AU.  I don’t know if I’ve mentioned it yet here, but at one point in that AU, Stan, Lute, and Angie are de-aged.  I’m gonna try to cobble together a ficlet to post in the morning with that scenario, but in the meantime, here are a few things that happen for Stan during the de-aging:

they go to the McGucket farmstead to get help from the McGucket parents, and Stan just claims to be a full sun elf, bc the McGucket parents have never met him and he didn’t look half-orc whatsoever as a child.

Stan is nursing a crush on Angie by this point, but hasn’t acted on it yet.  but now that he’s a kid, he’s not able to hide his Emotions as well (and, arguably, he didn’t do a great job hiding his crush as an adult).  all the McGuckets except Angie (who was a v oblivious and gullible child) pick up on Stan’s crush.

Ma and Pa McGucket have a couple conversations about how a courtship between Stan and Angie would go, once they’ve been returned to their proper ages.  they’re a bit concerned, bc Ma McGucket is actually minor royalty, and they think Stan is minor nobility, which could cause some politicking in the courtship.

(they’re right that Stan is minor nobility.  Ma Pines was minor sun elf nobility before she left and settled down with an orc named Filbrick.  but Stan is unaware of this fact and thinks that the Gucks are woefully mistaken.)

Ma McGucket gives Stan some magic lessons.  he didn’t have as much innate magic as Ford and Shermie, so he never got any lessons, but Ma McGucket is very ready to fix that problem.  though she is a bit surprised by how low Stan’s inherent magical ability is.  of course, she doesn’t know that’s bc he’s not full elf.

Pa McGucket has Stan do chores around the farm.  he is THRILLED by how strong Stan is, and comments that Stan might be one of the strongest elves he’s ever seen.  this is but one of the many compliments Stan gets from Pa Guck, and he thrives off that positive attention.

Stan also thrives off the positive attention he gets from people in the nearby elf settlement.  sun elves aren’t that common around those parts, so people think he’s interesting.

in general, Stan gets to experience what it’s like to have good parents, in particular a good dad.  and he greatly enjoys it.

[fanartfunart]

Audiobooks

I had a weird dream which turned into a lil short story featuring some librarians, dyslexia, and kiddo Pat.

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“You’re silly,” was the child’s assessment of Roman. Which was an assessment he was rather used to and most proud to receive. Being silly was part of his job description. Well. Not literally, as Some may disagree. But, close enough.

Roman glanced down at Patton from the book gently laid in his lap. His cheeks were still damp, face splotchy and red. But he had stopped crying. He sent the child a smile worthy of royalty, and shut the book, returning it to his impressive stack.

“I shall claim that test-read a supercalifragi-success, then.”

The boy’s face fell again, becoming rather serious for a 10 year old.

“May I inquire as to why the prince’s countenance has fallen?”

He looked up at him then, a lopsided smile breaking through, “What’s ‘counter-ants mean?”

“Your adorable little face, M’ Lord.” Roman responded, pointing to his face, which Patton met halfway, having him boop his nose. “It refers to one’s expression,” he clarified.

“Do you always talk like that?”

Roman smiled in turn, pressing a hand to his chest, careful not to lean back into the bookshelf. “Indeed! It garners much respect!”

He giggled, legs unfurling from against his chest.

Roman allows Patton a moment to breathe and settle down, before he leaned into an awkward mock-bow. “May I ask what had troubled you, young prince?”

Patton pouts, squishing his cheeks into his fists, “I can never finish my books before I have to turn them in.”

“You can always renew them, little lord. I’m sure I’d be glad to help you in that endeavor.”

“No,” He whines, “I can’t renew because the waitlist! It’d be mean to make people wait even more.” He shakes his head, “and- it just. I read too slow.” he grumbles, “The words get messy and I can never finish.”

Roman’s eyes flickered over the rows of books around them. He hums thoughtfully for a moment, in an exaggerated way that makes the boy giggle at him. His gaze settles on The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. “I think there’s someone who would love to help you with that.”

His eyes light up. “Who?”

“Ah, The Great Book Detective!” Roman announces, standing. “He knows many big words and, may have some tips to read with deft eyes.”

“The word hasn’t fallen on deaf-t ears, but- what’s ‘deft’ mean?”

Roman laughed, “Goodness, I do believe you two will get along very well.”

-

Logan Sanders glanced over the computer screen once more before sighing and highlighting the tangle of words and clicking “dictate.”

Skimming the screen as the the computer droned through the data. Under his breath he mutters, “Hah, I thought it was that one.”

Tiny fingers curl onto the edge of the counter in the corner of Logan’s eyes. A pile of about 8 books is subsequently deposited on the counter by the adult trailing behind.

Logan takes out his earbud and glances over at the boy with a smile, “Salutations, how may I help you?”

“Uncle Roro said you’re The Great Book Detective and that you can help me read!” Wiping his nose on his sleeve, he grins, beaming brightly.

He glances up briefly at Roman, rolling his eyes. “Well. What seems to be your reading trouble?”

There Patton looks up at Roman, who nods, “He has a hard time making out the words in his books sometimes-”

“They get all goobily-guck.”

“And it takes him a long time to read everything. I thought you might know some tips?”

“Ah.” Logan slips out from behind the counter, (pointedly ignoring Roman’s announcement to the "surprising" fact Logan DOES have legs).

Logan knelt down in front of the boy. "Why don't we do some detective work to see what might help."

“... You’re gonna have me take over the counter, aren’t you?”

Patton gasps, “Uncle Ro! Now you’ll loose your legs!”

Roman groans, and (gently) hits his head against the countertop. “I suppose I deserve that.”

-

Logan had taken to lying on the carpet with the boy, "And, if all else fails, there's no shame in listening to an audio or asking someone to read to you."

Patton sighs in a dramatic way that Logan's sure means he's spent far too long with Roman. "But I'm almost 11!" He cries, kicking his feet.

Logan smiled, a brow quirked as he adjusts his glasses. "Well, that's certainly a fantastic age, and I'm sure you're very mature."

Patton makes a face, and Logan points to his tie, head tilted in a rather upside-down position from Patton’s perspective. “I wear a necktie. I too, am quite mature and very serious. Clearly.”

“However,” Logan continues, “I myself, have to have audio stimulus to ensure I am reading words correctly, quite often.”

“Sim-ulus?”

“Stim-il-us. Input from the outside world to you. Something that you perceive and act upon.”

“Yeah. I like playing ‘Sims’.” Patton grins and Logan narrows his gaze. The child sobers quickly, rolling his shoulders back, “You’re a Librarian though.”

“As much as I enjoy words, they do not like me.” Logan grumbles, mostly to himself, “I have something called Dyslexia, which is a lot like when words become....rather gobbily-guck...” Logan sat up, smile gentle, “I learned the hard way that it’s better to ask for help, than to struggle tirelessly. Sometimes getting help is the mature thing to do.”

Patton nods, very seriously. A smile crosses his face, and he abruptly stands, “Will you help me find an audio book?”

Logan leans back, “I am sure I can assist.... Just one thing.”

Patton turns back towards Logan, and the man reaches out a hand, “Help me up.”

“You’re acting! Like Uncle Roro.”

“Oh no. Very Serious,” Logan insists, yet he’s on the verge of giggles, “Necktie.”