#like that final fight was cool as fuck but i dont think it was worth the 2 hours of movie before hand like they could've cut SO MUCH
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Wild that the Russos are responsible for both the best and worst movies in the MCU
#they really lived long enough to see themselves become the villains huh#catws will always be the best Marvel movie hands and metal arms down#and Endgame is the worst (or at least one of them)#captain america the winter soldier#avengers endgame#anti russo brothers#anti endgame#like the ironman sequels and tdw aren't *good* even by marvel standards but at least it didnt undo 10 years of character and drag on for#3 hours#like that final fight was cool as fuck but i dont think it was worth the 2 hours of movie before hand like they could've cut SO MUCH
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i like that we finally get to see what pushes alastors buttons in episode five.
we actually see him mad. you can argue that with vox hes also mad at the end of their song in 'stayed gone' but it doesnt really seem like that. its him threatening vox yes but in the end hes not mad. he isnt really losing his cool. its him basically just saying that hes still in charge
also throughout their whole song alastor doesnt really provoke vox, hes passive aggressive. never interrupting him and when their screens are split and he only pokes him once yet that one time was enough to send vox and black out the entirety of hell (although this mightve been alastor)
throughout the entiry of their song vox is constantly trying to block alastor to say 'he isnt a threat hes a nobody' but as we can see he's clearly failing. and as with each passing second vox gets more annoyed and as i said. he ends up causing a MASSIVE blackout one that takes over all of hell
throughout this entire time though alastor doesnt flinch. he doesnt fight for the spotlight because he doesnt need it. vox is making a fool of himself like alastor probably expects him to based on past encounters that we dont see.
yet with lucifer they probably have some sort of history.
alastor actually feels somewhat threatened/doesnt want lucifer there (whether if lilith told him not to assuming that he owes his soul to lilith but you get the point). he wants lucifer gone. not only that but hes pushing him saying that hes basically like a father to charlie already.
alastor is trying to replace lucifer but remember that lucifer not only the king of the pride ring (i forgot the terminology alr-) but hes also the king of hell.
despite lucifer acting like a joke in the singular episode that we see him in he is the most powerful being in hell. hes more powerful than lilith or charlie (and once again assuming that lilith owns alastor a pretty damn powerful being shes really fucking powerful).
if lucifer wants he could probably obliterate alastor in less than a damn second, yet he doesnt for a few reasons
hes important to charlie
hes important to what charlies doing
this basically gives alastor invincibility against lucifer going bonkers on him and killing him. then again why doesnt lucifer just help charlie? well hes probably got more important things to do (despite what we saw of him) and hes given up on the sinners.
he gave them freewill and never got to see the good done with it. he most likely never saw the people who went to heaven so for all he knows everyone ended up down in hell and are doing shit things with what he gave them.
he most likely wants them gone and wants the extermination to happen because he thinks that they dont deserve a second chance unlike his daughter. but remember that he also loves charlie, thats his fucking daughter and when she calls him he gets excited he wants charlie to like him. but that being said he doesnt think the sinners deserve his kindness anymore after they took his gift and basically made a fool of him.
so lucifer wont help charlie so he just has alastor help her instead to keep her happy.
not only this but in the song 'hells greatest dad' (i think its called that) unlike in 'stayed gone' theyre both fighting for attention. charlies attention.
once again we dont know what beef theyve got with each other but its most likely because of either the past or whether or not that lilith owns alastor and told him to fuck with lucifer.
in this scene we see the color constantly change and them constantly kicking each other out with them both losing their cool and making a fool of themselves. theyre an actual match for each other
lucifer is an actual threat and so is alastor for reasons that we dont know yet. this makes them have to prove their worth to charlie over whos more powerful and who can help her more because even though lucifer doesnt want to help the sinners (and most likely wont) he wants to make her happy.
and even though we dont know why alastor hates lucifer its probably most likely to do with whoever owns his soul and whatnot along with he needs lucifer just out of the picture and that isnt as easy to do as he'd like.
also damn did this become a rant and get off topic-
#alastor hazbin hotel#alastor#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel theory#kinda#lucifer morningstar#lucifer hazbin hotel#lucifer morningstar hazbin hotel#alastor the radio demon#charlie morningstar#charlie hazbin hotel#hazbin#character study#character analysis#character essay#not really but might as well be that
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op the best thing your parents can do is get the divorce bless, im sorry about the fighting :( i get you it's the WORST but at least you got to play a cool game🔥🔥 now cmon spill some batjokes go go go
this is the FUNNIEST ask to get without context and i feel like im finally living up to the expectations of an ao3 author, also ty anon i was just super fucking stressed, i got an hour of sleep sunday night/monday morning and then when i was at my friends place i crashed really hard and slept for 14 hours straight and it really helped but anyway okay BATJOKES
okay so i played both seasons i dont have a pc myself but my friend does and they have both seasons and brooooo..... i played the vigilante joker route and i loved it
i sacrificed the FUCK out of catwoman im ngl.... my friend was so surprised but dude i was SO DOWN BAD FOR JOHN!!!!!! IDGAF !!! i was so down bad for john the whole time dude and at the end it was like "oh you were manipulating him into thinking you liked him to get info" NO!!!! I WANTED TO FUCK HIM!!!!!!!
when harley debuted i chose the option of asking john if he was in love with me AND HIS ASS SAID NO BUT ISTG HE WAS IN DENIAL!!! PURELY BECAUSE HE BELIEVED HARLEY TO BE HIS SOULMATE, SHE HIT HIM SHE DOESNT DESERVE HIM LIKE I DO !!!!!
like at some point with catwoman i chose something like against her for john and i was in the MINORITY like it was a 95%/5% Ratio and i was in the 5% and i do NOT regret that shit ‼
otherwise aside from my mental illness about batjokes i had a lot of unpopular opinions according to the peanut gallery (my irl who was watching me play it) like im ngl i gave up batman to keep alfred like HES OUR DAD???? THATS OUR DAD RIGHT THERE AND HIS POINTS WERE VALID, IMMA LISTEN TO HIM HES SMART IDK.....
Otherwise dude... i felt SO bad for harvey (2face)!!!!!! aside from his main storyline (i was very merciful and understanding with him, actually i saved him over catwoman in that one scene so his face didnt get fucked up just his arm in the fire) i read his file on the gotham news reports and dude..... like everything surrounding him is just SO SAD
Also i cannot say this enough tbh i side with mr. freeze every time.... i may be a sucker for romance but that man was trying his hardest to save his wife and from what ive seen he does that in every iteration of batman, like he becomes a villain and gets into illegal shit because his wifes sick and idk man..... like even if he is a villain i really empathize with him??? in the playthrough i offered to keep his wife safe and alive and i took mercy on him when he got infected with the virus and i froze him, like i have confidence in him idk.... i know he probably died bc it turned out the reason the riddler survived was because of the cure that also made him go insane but like my fingers are CROSSED!!!!!
also will say the only thing id change was i was kinda iffy about taking that selfie with john at the funeral, like i didnt do it but idk..... afterwards i thought abt taking that back like dude i NEVER WRONGED that man!!!!!! he was my POOKIE!!!!!! and i lowkey feel like him going crazy in the vigilante route was pushed for by the writers bc it felt a lil.... idk..... like forced but i get it its part of the story line......./silly
my friend played the villain!joker route and from what ive heard its EVEN GAYER and they let me watch them play the last 15 minutes of the villain route so i could see how differently they handled selina and that doll scene was kinda.... idkkkk 👀 like heyyyyy/f
i also heard theres a line from harley in the villain joker route about how he could never get over me and how john always liked me better than her which was SO satisfying because i made batman so jealous over her and john hanging out like im ngl i was so up harleys ass in s2
OH OH other thing id change, i wouldnt sip from harleys slushie, i didnt understand why she was offering it to me but now that i know i wouldnt take it ngl, making john jealous was not worth that slushie !!!!!
uhhh thats all, ty anon :D
#asks#batjokes#telltale batman#if u dont know jokers name in the telltale games is “john doe” until he either becomes a vigilante or a villain#then he becomes joker
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im not feeling good so im going to rant about the book Dead Men Walking by Steve Lyons because none of my irl friends will know what im talking about and i need to get it out of my system.
apologies in advance for anyone who ends up reading this
first things first. absolutely love the funky little krieg guys. i love that they just fucked their entire sick ass planet because the loser guys on top were like " yeah nah fuck the big man who is def not a god and fuck da rules". i applaud theyre blinding loyalty. one of their best traits imo. i love their quirks of not having standard names and the absolute crippling disappointment and need to atone for a sin so hard they send theyre young off at an unnatural amount. I love their hehe dont care about casualties front everyone thinks they have but they do and will take their lives in consideration. that some of them will feel fear at running head first into an unwinnable fight and some will flee. its so. human. like deep down in their gene code, no matter how much they reproduce these soldiers, there is a part of human nature that will always and forever be there.
I enjoyed Krieg by him and wanted to see more of their silly little lives in action. (this was before the siege of vraks book came out so at the time it was just those two books and pieces of lore scoured from the internet)
now! with that said!
i went into this book excited to see my funky little gas mask guys. what i ended up getting was a weird sub plot line about my guy Gunthar and the goveners daughter (ah forbidden love. a tale as old as time) and a little bit of the funky little guys.
after shit hits the fan our boy Gunthar gets separated from his one and only and ends up drafted into the PDF and gets to hang out and do really fun things train and fight with the kriegsman who came to "help" the planet from the shit that hit the fan.
spoiler alert. it was the funny robots hitting the fan.
while there is some really good parts in the book going through some of the fights with the dkok and ol'gunt it always ended up going back and bringing up his little crush. (who we find out is all in a shit hitting the fan situation but ends up fine at the end with the guy who liked her from afar and who shows up halfway through the book and this book wasnt about them okay. it was supposed to be about my cool guys.)
we get some super cool dialog from one of the krieg colonels saying something along the lines of "you just want to use us kriegers cause you think our lives are worth less than your own peoples lives. go fuck yourself." and some great moments when we actually get to see a kriegsman without his mask and its painful how young the boy is. it was great! more of that!
at some point all of gunny's krieg friends end up dying/they peace out because they cant contain the necron threat and its up to our love sick boy and this last baby krieger to do something.
so they blow the robos the fuck up. kinda.
beby krieger sacrifices himself(who didnt see that one coming) and gunthar does his thang.
NOW. I MUST CLARIFY. I MAY BE GETTING THESE TWO EVENTS SWAPPED IN ORDER. BUT IT REALLY DOESNT MATTER TO MY RANT.
at one point, and this is were i got frustrated and its kind towards the end ish, all of the important people of the planet are getting evaced which includes the govoners daughter and the lost puppy guy she found along the way.
what happened to the gov? the krieg colonel fucking shoots him for being a little bitch colluding with the enemy. so treason.
ANYWAY, the girl and the guy are getting onto the ship to leave when op! who is in the crowd! gunthar! hes there! he finally made it back to her! now to just tell her and oh who is that man touching her? hes kinda close and is she getting comforted by him? well i guess she didnt really love our boy in the end and his whole life is crumbling down around him. whats there to live for now? guess he'll just go die.
(now that im think about it i think this all happened before they blow up the necrons)
in the end i just kept getting reminded at every turn that yes this book is about the dkok but we are never in the pov of them. we watch and interact with them through gunthar who also wont stop trying to prove himself and find the girl he liked.
im not saying romantic plotlines shouldnt have been in the book but i feel like they should have taken a backseat. i didnt want to follow around the daughter as she leads a little revolution with some slave humans against the necrons. i wanted kriegsmen. i wanted to see how they lived and fought. how they interacted with each other and those around them. its fine that we had gunthar as our guy but i wanted more of him with them. at one point he ends up seeing them as brothers and finds comfort with them and the kriegsmen also end up respecting him a lot for his efforts. that could have been built on! that is an interaction that is never really seen and it would have made the story so much more. idk. i dont want to say better but like. more cohesive?
in this conclusion i will like to say i did like the book. it had really enjoyable parts but it wasnt great. its not a book i would pick back up and read of go and recommend to someone new to the fandom. it just never felt like a krieg book. just a book with funny gas mask guys sometimes.
thank you for coming to my ted talk. if you did enjoy this word vomit of a rant please like and subscribe and hit that bell for notifications so you know when i lose my mind about another thing in warhammer that no one else cares about. idk how to end this.
sincerly,
a sick little guy
#mwuah#im sick and tired and i took meds#and they rekindled my frustratin with this book#Dead Men Walking#Steve Lyons#has anyone else read this book?#am i the only one that didnt care for the love plot?#if you do read this im sorry for its incomprehensiveness#please do not hate me
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fuck
here we go
vol 10 thoughts
chap 1:
-IMIMIMIM NOT READY FOR THISSSS
-nooo dont make me read it, im too broken already
-NOOOO SHUT UPPPPPP
-delusion oh dear geesus
-DONT ASK THAT WHY WOULD ASK THAT :C
-stfu wolfwood please, ik you love him and admire him but stfu pls
-huh
-oh right....this is how...yeap
-please leave wolfwood just fucking leave
-although yeah thats interesting, im not sure if he thought vash or someone would come for him but yeah, if he actually thought that was the end he would have taken the vials...hmmm
-or maybe not. maybe he was ready to defend the orphanage and be done with it
-ouch
chap 2:
-HE TOOK NO DISCIPLE THAT WAS KIDNAPPING BASICALLY FUCK YOU
-livio ill say this with love....rn i do not fucking care about your self worth/attachment issues. he can go to hell, he and his stupid fucking gun
-OH NO THE CHILDREN
-LMAO HER PLAN WAS GOOD AND THE CHILDREN WERE LIKE "YEAH NO"
-go to FUCKING HELL CHAPEL SHUT UUUUP
-SHUT UP YOU KNOW HES SENSITIVE ABOUT THAAAAAT
-FUCKER
-well this is fucked this is so fucked (may i remind the people this is my 2nd reading)
-ah yey, the tears are here
-"we could have done this as a team" then WHY DID YOU LEAVE YOU FUCKING DUMBASS. NOW YOURE IN THIS FUCKING PAINFUL AND STUPID POSITION. YOU KNOW WHATS SHES FUCKING RIGHT, YOU NEVER LISTENED TO HER NOR VASH AND WENT TO DO SHIT ON YOUR OWN, AND NOW YOURE HERE. YOU AND YOUR FUCKING NEED OF DOING EVERYTHING ALONE CUZ THATS WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN DOING FOR YEARS. YOU CARRIED YOUR LONELINESS FOR YEARS, BUT YOU ARE ABOUT TO REALIZE YOU WERE NEVER ALONE, BUT ITS TOO LATE NOW ISNT IT??? YOU PRECIOUS STUPID DUMBASSS
-this is literally where the fun ends (kinda)
-OH THANK GOD YOURE FUCKING HERE FINALLY
-oh this is when i start to cry like a baby oh geesus
chap 3:
-WHY DO YOU THINK HE CAME YOU DUMBASSSSSSSSSSSSS (ily)
-wolfwood i fucking swear-
-razlo can you not, youre scaring the children, the readers and me
-also the ultimate pacifist vs the ultimate "what if i make a hole in your head for funsies"
-silly me thought the 1st time"oh vash is here so literally nothing can happen"....ja
-yeap, theres also that
-if the book club survives this i would love to buy everyone virtual drinks actually. the people who dont drink can have a nice lemonade
-SPIN THAT FUCKER WOLFWOOD :D
-NOT THEM NOT TRUSTING HIS ANGEL ARM PLSSSS
-"im a friend of nicholas" i may throw up out of sadness
-oh thats cruel for you? really?
-good fucking riddance old man
-razlo stop i dont want to sympathize with you rn
-VASH QUICK DO SOMETHING-
-THE ULTIMATE FIGHTING COUPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
-"they switched to fighting as a team" im gonna eat glass
-i love how this chapter ends. thanks for the goofy moment before you pluck my heart out in front of my eyes, nightow
-also if you dont see how thats the face of someone trying to confess something really important but failing idk what to tell you
chap 4:
-"death omen" SHUT UP NIGHTOW
-YOU FUCKING DUMBASS
-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :c
-[side note but if orange animates this is gonna hurt like HELL cuz they have highlighted a lot wolfwood's thing with survival so...yeah]
-STOP MAKING YOUR HUSBAND SAAAAAAAAD
-oh...oh no
-HE SAID THE THING HE SAID THE THING NOW SHUT IT
-THE FUCKING. FUCKING. TOUCH
-OW
-those fucking eyes damn hes pissed
-OW RIGHT, HIS NOSE...AH
-oh..oh honey no pls dont leave pls dont leave him alone ik you understand whats gonna happen but please dont please come back-
-oh that blank panel, oh geesus
-YA BRATTTTT
-FUCK OFF RAZLO AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
chap 5:
-i dont get much about this fight ngl
-razlo's eye is so cool but also FUCK OFFFFFFF
-FASTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
-OHOHOHOH YEAH LETS GO LETS HIT IT
-DAMN
-PUNCH IN THE FACE BITCH
chap 6:
-not the...not the fucking parallel with vash and razlo....nightow why
-HAHGSYU NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE BLOOD
-wait what-
-VASH TO THE RESCUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
-nononononononNONONONONO NO
-right right, i fell for it again
-THATS IT WE WIN- AH NO SHIT FUCK
-i told you he was a cunt razlo
-oh shit thats, thats beautiful
-i dont mean this as a negative thing against nightow/the story...BUT DID LIVIO'S FUCKING IDEA HAD TO BE THIS FUCKING LATE????? YOU ARE FUCKING WITH ME
-yey...hes back
chap 7
-for the love of geesus pls dont make me read this
-this is more from a personal standpoint but it makes me so fucking sad he felt guilty at the idea of going back to the orphanage cuz no matter what that was always his home, a place he could have come back to. not everyone has one of those. but alas, now its too late
-.....no. he doesnt care that you are a killer or that you have one of the coins, that you were gonna betray him anytime. he doesnt care wolfwood so fucking stop trying to be the villain here.
-ik fucking know why wolfwood doesnt wanna go....but fucking damn it
-this chapter is so quiet. the 1st time i was listening to mr bluesky but the chapter's lack of music just fits.
-maybe YOU are alright but im not. ill never be alright with this
-when i get my own place im not buying a couch and thats a promise
-"smile needle noggin" [crying pause]
-IF I DONT TURN THE PAGE I DONT HAVE TO SEE IT IF I DONT TURN THE PAGE I DONT HAVE TO SEE IT IF I DONT TURN THE PAGE I DONT HAVE TO SEE IT IF I DONT TURN THE PAGE I DONT HAVE TO SEE IT IF I DONT TURN THE PAGE I DONT HAVE TO SEE IT
-god literally has never made vash any favors ever and the ONE TIME he needed someone bigger than everything else...nothing happened
-"and we can celebrate" WHY DID NIGHTOW PAINTED HIS FUCKING DEATH LIKE A CELEBRATION??? YES, HE GETS HIS FREEDOM BACK, HE GETS TO GO HOME, TO SEE HIS FAMILY, TO SHARE A DRINK WITH HIS SOULMATE BUT I CANT STAND IT I CANT
-ofc you did, wolfwood has never been good at lying
-and there it is, til death do them part as they say idk
-...............................................................................................................
chap 8
-im gonna eat my hand, glass, my computer, my house, the world-
-so...do we think that grave was just laying around or...
-DONT YOU FUCKING ASK THAT (IKIKIKIK BUT STILL, LIKE LOOK AT VASH'S EYES HE GETS IT)
-CALL ME STUPID BUT I GENUIENLY FORGOT ABOUT THE HAIR
-literally "stay away from him asshole"
-imagine knowing for a fact you broke something really important inside your brother and laughing about it
-baby oh my baby your hair, your little and stupid blond hair
-orange you have hinted at this so many times and let me tell you one thing, if you do it it has to hurt in the best way possible because this scene deserves nothing but the best
-i respect and wonder how nightow is so good at comic relief. its still a sad scene, everything fucking hurts, the reader will never be the same again...but he can put bits and pieces of comedy that make you chuckle or at least smile to then continue to hit you with a bat
-NOT THE JESUS ALLEGORY CARRYING A FUCKING CROSS, go to hell nightow
-and thats his cross?....to survive?????? im dead
-oh so he doesnt take it? ngl after this my first reading turned into a blur, god knows what i was thinking
im..........yeah. i fucking hated that, as i thought i would
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Any thoughts on the leaks from the new chapter??
I really enjoyed the dialogue between izuku and tomura this chapter, especially that unhinged look on izukus face as he says he'll rip the damn rug/cover with his own hands if he has too. And that last panel between izuku and toshi, the "you can be a hero!" scene but now saying he needs to let go of ofa...wow, cinema.
Overall i liked it, but I feel a bit aprehensive about certain things, especially after seeing opinions on twt. I knew izuku would most likely give up ofa at the end of the series, so im sad about it (dont get me wrong, izuku giving up ofa of all things so he can save tomura is beautiful,,,,, but im just a big fan of izuku with ofa and everything that it means 😭 i want him to keep his haunted quirk and ofamily). But then on twt everyone was so hyped up and talking about izuku getting New Order.. which left me confused not gonna lie, bc other than Star pointing at something, I didn't get any idea of Izuku getting her quirk. But again, my reading analysis could be in the mud lol. Some say Aura Might is gonna give up his place for Star in ofa, or afo is joining the fight with his trump card, others say the quirk will spread to class 1A, so when izuku opens the vault door, the vestiges of 1A will help him. I have no idea, anything is possible i suppose. As for izuku, while I think at some point he will give up ofa, I think he might hesitate at first (??) Like toshinori, he connects his worth to having a quirk, so emotionally speaking it won't be easy for him in my opinion. But let's see!
I'm gonna be a bit mean for a second and say that "Izuku getting New Order" and "Class 1A shares OFA (Monoma Neito found dead in Miami)" are by far my least favorite fandom theories lmfao.
Anyway, you're definitely right on the money about this also being a battle Re: Izuku's own self perception and who he is without OFA. Izuku and Tomura's biggest hang ups boil down to how they both perceive themselves and how that perception was essentially forced onto both of them by other people until they both internalized it as "fundamentally true" (Izuku believing that he's worthless/useless, Tomura believing that he's evil and that he's having a ~peachy-keen~ time rn). Chapter 412/413 have set the stage for this conflict to finally come to the forefront, so I'm excited to see where things go.
As for Star, people who believe her quirk is "the will of heroism that's gonna get passed on to Izuku" are missing the point of her character, I feel. Star's quirk was cool, but it was also another shining example of a quirk "not being what makes someone an actual hero"-- Star used her quirk to do some pretty fucked up things during her fight with TomurAFO, and ultimately, the moments where she chose NOT to use her quirk and chose NOT to prioritize "the greater good" over everything else are actually her defining heroic moments:
(^ the implication of this scene being that her vestige stopped short of obliterating AFO because she found Tenko hidden inside him)
Izuku has already inherited "the will of heroism" as Star defines it. The will of heroism is more or less "noticing that someone needs help and choosing to act on it." There is beauty in simplicity and trying to work "Izuku obtaining new order" into the mix takes the focus away from that, I feel. Star notices Tenko needs help, and instead of using the last embers of her existence to extinguish AFO, she instead uses those embers to reach out to Toshi and point out where Tenko has hidden himself. Toshi alerts Kudou, who then decides to place his faith in Izuku's ability to save Tomura's heart, and so on and so forth.
(A certain someone else also inherited that will, but he's just being a massive fucking tsundere about it. Can't wait for someone to finally call his ass out when the inevitable mind-meld happens.) (/hj)
Anyway, I feel u regarding the OFA vestiges-- but at the same time, I think it's good that they're finally being allowed some autonomy in how they choose to go out considering how they lived/died in the first place. I still maintain that we're gonna end up whittling OFA down to Yoichi, Toshi, and Nana bc they're the three most deeply connected to Tomura (in addition to having the most unresolved feelings and lingering regrets centered around Tomura/AFO). I also think it's pretty neat how "One for All" is now coming apart at the seams because they're starting to work together for "the one" rather than the "all," if you catch my drift ;)
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kou cl endings!
euphoria end:
ruki, with the use of shin’s super good nose, is chasing kou and yui through the forest. yuma and azusa were left behind to fight ayato and kanato. kouyui reach the church and rest there, and kou talks about how pathetic he feels that he couldn’t protect her enough :’( but yui’s like “nooo! u came to rescue me and you were so cool!”
just when kou is talking about how he can’t stand to fight ruki, who saved him when he was in the orphanage, ruki shows up like “tough shit, we’re fighting anyway.” kou pulls out his sword and ruki asks if he thinks he can win, to which kou replies, “NOPE but I have to try!!!”
during the sword fight, kou can tell ruki isn’t seriously trying to kill him. so he lowers his sword to let ruki strike him, but as he expected, ruki stops right before his sword makes contact. but even though that proves how close he is, it’s still not enough to bring back ruki’s memories. so kou takes drastic measures and gets himself hurt on purpose!!! ;-; and that works! ruki is back!!!
…but it looks like kou is, uh, dying. ruki thinks it’s all his fault. yui is inconsolable. but then ruki’s like, “wait a sec.” and he tastes the blood (lmfao I was so shocked) and then asks yui to taste it too.
I know this sounds like I’m making shit up but you have to believe me. it’s not blood, it’s ketchup. kou fucking pranked them. kou used the ivy to make armor underneath his clothes, so he’s totally fine. yuma taught him how to make that. everybody say thanks, yuma!
(if there was ketchup everywhere, wouldnt it smell like ketchup? like, really strongly? especially to a vampire nose?)
kou and yui kiss in the church, and u might remember that that’s the key to leaving this place, so the world falls apart and we wake up in eden. in the order im playing, kou is only the second one so far to complete socrates’ experiment in the “proper” way, so socrates is like “hell yeah, great job!” then he explains his whole plan as usual. kou’s like “FUCK you, dont EVER do that again” and socrates peaces out. he says he won’t appear again. that’s kinda sad, he’s a great plot device :’)
so everybody goes to their respective homes and stops fighting. the final scene is kou and yui deciding they’d be late for school so they can cuddle on the couch some more. yui prays these days will last forever.
it would’ve been really nice to get a mukami family reunion scene…!! but I guess we dont always get what we want, do we? lol
labyrinth end:
…kou can’t fight ruki :( he drops his sword instead. he apologizes over and over, because this means giving up yui, but yui tells him he’s done nothing wrong.
so kou and yui are taken and locked up separately. ruki tortures kou for several days, trying to get kou to give him info on how to become the overlord. eventually, shin comes to check on yui (who isnt eating) and to tell her that kou died. tortured to death! yui’s like “but he’s a vampire!” and shin’s like “vampires can TOTALLY die from that.” but yknow, he’s lying, as shin tends to do
well, yui fell for the lie, and shin just so happened to leave her alone with the knife that came with her dinner. shin is a fucking idiot. yui kills herself like immediately. was it worth the stupid joke, shin?? did u have fun??? everybody’s gonna yell at him later, I just know it.
everybody (kou included, cuz he’s NOT DEAD) is in eden. kou wakes up and sees his gf bleeding from her neck. she wont open her eyes.
karl heinz shows up and explains what happened. kou says that he’d rather stay trapped in that fake dimension if it means being able to see yui again, and he begs karl heinz to make that happen. karl heinz is like “okay sure” and he sends kou back in to live with a fake yui forever. this experiment was a failure, but for now, he’ll let adam dream.
so kou lives forever and ever with fake yui. he doesnt care if it’s a dream or an illusion or whatever, he just wants to drown in it </3
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I had to quit miraculous awhile ago but at one point I was interested. Pray tell, has there been an identity reveal that didn’t get undone by amnesia/time travel/weird plot contrivance, yet?
listen, i wish i had that self control. i dont like miraculous. though i do appreciate some of the pros of the show (the diversity, for instance, is something i respect, especially being produced in france which [from what ive heard from a good friend from france i went to college with] isnt as progressive with lgbt+ as canada or parts of the USA), the main thing i have always, and will always have issue with, is the writing.
so, putting this under read more in case people dont want spoilers
so, to condense my internal rants -- no, theres no identity reveal. i thought i heard something or other about that, but no, theres no chat noir/ladybug identity reveal. there IS, however, a ladybug/HAWKMOTH identity reveal. without chat noir present.
chat noir is written out of most of the finale.
oh! also, hawkmoth won. he just straight up won. he got what he wanted.
in the episode preceding the two parter, there is a large build up between adrien and his dad, who self akumatizes again (wowzers!), and as they fight they argue about parenting. adrien knows he's yelling at his dad, but gabriel doesnt -- something i assumed was a build up to a final hawkmoth/chat noir showdown, something of that nature. but nope! it seems like that episode was the product of the shows worth of adrien vs gabriel tension. and its severely disappointing.
also, they confirm that felix is a sentimonster-- cool. they imply adrien is also one, which is less cool. just say it. its season 5.
this entire season has been, and continues to be, build up-build up-build up, which coalesces into a two parter that cuts one of the main characters, brings in characters from the movies (which i didnt even see, so i had no idea who the hell these people were, randomly showing up and fighting the villains), and an even more batshit insane scheme that usual. chloe becomes temporary mayor (???? shes like 14? or 15? however old theyre supposed to be anyway) in one episode, then the alliance rings are used to like, hypnotize everyone? its so fucking confusing. kagami and adrien are quite sincerely, by definition kidnapped by their parents too. but their parents did it to keep them safe!! (and then kagami and adrien were still affected by the akuma attacks/hypnotism/etc, so....)
i think the worst part is that hawkmoth actually won. he summoned god (NO EXAGGERATION.) and sacrificed himself to bring emilie back.... which brings up a ton of questions. my main ones being; what the fuck? did he rewrite time? did she just wake up from the coma? what happened to gabriel? did everyone just accept that adriens mom is back? did no one question this sudden switch?
obviously, in this little end-montage, they explain that gabriel 'helped defeat hawkmoth with ladybug', and he gets a statue in his honour, and adrien, quite literally says, i dont think i can ever be like him (or a line to that effect, if my memory's correct). and thats such a slap in the face.
its... stupid. it really is. i feel unsatisfied, and frankly, duped. i had always thought that it would be a final showdown between ladybug, chat noir and hawkmoth. where we could see the parallels between gabriel/emelie and adrien/marinette -- this is stuff i was expecting as soon as it was revealed that gabriel had emelie creepily in his basement. i was expecting a happy ending, obviously (its a kids show), but one that was hard earned. no one got that. no arcs were completed, or at the very least, completed well.
felix and kagami get together. ??? why? felix is also an ally now. why? chloe seems to be out of the picture, and lila now holds the butterfly miraculous.
like, i cant even lie. i made superhero ocs based off of how angry i am at this show. because i genuinely feel i can do better. i think most people could do better, because theyve ignored integral parts of the hero's journey. hell, it's barely a journey to begin with.
i think i mostly watch it now still, because i hopped on the train back when season 2 first aired, when i was in elementary school. im a god damn college drop out now! if this doesnt prove the time invested = loyalty theory, then i dont know what does
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A VERY RIDGEWAY HALLOWEEN 20XX: CUBE MORE LIKE ACAB
SPOILERS (the whole thoughts) UNDER THE CUT (we'll see if i'm doing this right)
uhhhh yeah that was the shit. god what a brilliant climax and what a (also helpfully budget-cutting) "anticlimax". very Eide way to go out which fits considering their personalities are pretty similar. when i FINALLY finish crow cillers i wonder if marcus will go out like that (if at all). Armchoppy seems to be the usual fashion for whatever archetype they are. i feel like there are guys out there who will be like "quentin was right though, skyler was the real villain". totally faked me out thinking at first too thinking quentin was gonna be the "main character" and rolling my eyes but hahaha nope.
also that scene with the sound detector was fucking tense as hell i usually dont get that way anymore about movies but DAMN idk if it was cause i was high but i was heart a-thumpin blood a-pumpin etc etc about it
i think its really cool they never showed what was outside The Cube or why, just let the characters (and audience) speculate. also fight club guy kinda "dragging quentin to hell" was sick i love that type of trope (both "i'm taking u with me" and a particularly awful bastard getting metaphorically pulled down into hell)
only complaint is the bit about the cubes moving seemed obvious from the start like i took it so much for granted that when the characters figured it out i was like "wait i thought we already knew this?" but luckily i didnt connect their solutions to that fact (i was and am still mildly high) until that moment so i wasnt bored or irritated about it. still worth watching though ofc, i wanna know what people think the cube is for in-universe (theres probably no real answer but i wanna hear interpretations). feel free to respond w them blink blink
#spoilers#cube 1997#a very ridgeway halloween#a very ridgeway halloween 20XX#cant believe i accidentally called it#its like when i immediately got suspicious of |the guy who killed laura palmer| because of |that thing he does basically right off the bat|
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actually while im at it heres what ive figure out for vee characterizations so far because. like... what are their canonical personalities? i can barely tell. maybe i'll glean more info about these two once i finally unshackle my chains of no spoilers but this is what i've managed to glean so far from my rummaging for spare information
traits that both share:
prideful little fucks (affectionate), both in their own personal style rankings but 2 is proud of its ability to create functioning machinery out of scrap and 1 is proud of its thievery
able to easily anger the other (the mutual rivalry/hatred thing they've got going on)
if the both of them could speak, they would taunt each other so fuckign much verbally (neither can verbally speak in my characterization, because, uh, we never see either one do that)
they both get shutters for eyes though. i was originally going to leave 1's face as is, no shutters or anything, but then i saw the fuckign body pillow im like damn it, it has shutters. not that mad though, it'll make drawing it emoting easier
1, pre-hell:
Tired As All Hell
running on fumes (literally. it barely gets enough fuel to function)
feels obsolete, and so will not play nice with 2. this is the least listless it will get
2, pre-hell:
learns how to lie and hide things from their handlers
acts like a model machine who surely has done little wrong (full of lies)
likes fighting 1 the best because thats when he feels the least out of place. trying to tear the other machine to scrap is leagues better than everything else in the facility
loves to be passive aggressive, and toes the line of what's acceptable. if they were not held back by their handlers, they would be full on aggressive
1, in hell:
lets fucking go it finally has enough fuel to not be so tired all the damn time!!! amazing how great it feels to not starve
personality falls quite in line with intended gameplay style. very flashy, loves to do cool tricks, and loves to move real fucking fast all over the place
loves to show off. it taunts enemies in its mind
2, in hell:
the bow was both ironic and not. a bow, to greet what was closest to a friend he ever had. a bow, as a mocking sign of respect
likes making new random stuff out of scrap and is proud of both arms. mad as hell at 1's thievery
even in hell, they don't feel like they belong. a machine built in a time of peace, meant for defense. a failure. he was never able to fulfill his intended purpose. what is the point of being better if he couldn't do what he was made for? 1 finally manages to wage its war. there is nothing of worth for him to protect
anyways 1 is either aro or ace or both and i dont fucking know which one. the options im hmming about is aroallo 1 or aroace 1. idk what the hell is going on with 2. go king give me nothing? well i have both of their pronouns (it/its 1 and they/he 2, but im toying with the idea of she/her. don't think i'll use it though)
theyre both dolls to me huh. i'll see how correct i am once i can actually look up more stuff
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I have a problem... well... several. I'd say I needed professional help but no thats not it even. I need to go back in time and be taught proper self control as a young kid, I need to be loved by my father, and I need to be taught not to resort to anger in frustration. I dont think people can be perfect but I do think they can be better. I know my mother tried her damndest to be the best mother she could and she achieved it in my eyes. My father on the other hand, to his admittance, was a manipulative, avoidant, asshole who didnt care to watch his mouth or behavior. He thought he was worthy of attempting to control my view on him and the world and he thinks he's succeeded. He is so lost on his narcissistic, egotistical, high horse that he can't see how he's harmed people. He can not see that he is the problem and refuses to feel any important emotions. He suppresses the important ones and expresses the rest in anger. Boys don't cry or at least they do in private because crying is shameful and a sign of weakness. Two genders but you can be whatever you want. I love you yet I'll call you a clown when you finally seem happy. You're brilliant and important but you're not trying hard enough. I've watched you scare away countless people and the only ones you still have are internet trolls or people that need to be around you why tf do you think you don't have friends. My cousin hangs out with you because he likes laughing at your shit takes plus its not like your moral "lessons" are getting through to him he literally has 4 kids all to different women. He isn't too bright.
My parents have also lost themselves into their political ideologies. My mother thinks Ben Shapiro is brilliant and my father wishes death on all Democrats. From the blatant sexism to the upfront racism (all from father) I don't feel safe around him all the time. There are times I remember being in fear of my father drinking a little too much and attempting to kill me. There are times where my father has inadvertently called me useless and said my life wasn't worth anything. ((Context: He said suicidal people/people who commit suicide don't care about anyone and shouldn't have been born to begin with)I was in therapy for my depression and had been sh for a few months at that point) Really racking up the great father points there. When I said I wanted a nose ring he angerly asked if I wanted to be a cow (I just thought they looked cool and I got one the second I turned 18). I was fighting with him about something at the dinner table (I was summoned even when I didn't want to eat with them) and got into a fight over whatever with him and then he interrupted me and started talking to my mother who was crying (because of him) and I responded (because he was only gonna make her feel worse) he didn't let me finish and in a cross, angry, pointed tone through clenched teeth said "not everything is about you" LIKE A FUCKING 4TH GRADER. It made me highly angry so I went up to my room and fumed in my notes app so I could tell my therapist. I hate my father. He also mentioned to me that he wondered what id be like if they didn't give me all the hormones in the milk because he thinks I act the way that I do (feminine and like men) because of the food. He genuinely thought that was a good talking point with me, the queer in the household, his only child, the one person with mental health and identity issues in this house... GO FUCK YOURSELF. God fucking damn it I don't like him at all. He implied my existence wasn't valid or real, that I am not the person I couldve been. I DONT GIVE ANY FUCKING SHITS WHAT I "cOuLDvE BeEn" YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS APPROPRIATE. GO. FUCK. YOUR. SELF. He also told me genderfluid wasn't real for no reason when I had literally thought of going by that. The thing is I NEVER mentioned that anywhere near him, when I said the word and that it made me comfortable to my friends I wasn't even on the same floor level. He wants me to kill myself at this point. I could probably think of more but im too angry now and it's 3 am so maybe ill stop.
(My mother rarely defended me when she was the only one I was comfortable talking to so she knew how I must've felt hearing a lot of those things)
Tldr: I hate my father
Overall conclusion: He will never enter my living space once I move out of this bitch.
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oh god this is so long.
for one. that antlion pokemon. i revamped it to be more of an aquatic pokemon -- it's a little squid guy, that hang together in little groups and dig themselves into little circular holes in the ice. when you step over them, they all leap out at once and bite you! they evolve into another bigger squid guy. it's like the kraken + a bear trap. when you step over them, they SNAP their beak shut around you and drag you into the water. though thankfully, they only hunt very heavy + big pokemon SUCH AS the lunbare. the lunbare is the second evolution of the lounburr, which is a small rodentlike creature that lives in bushes. theyre super tiny and spiky. low speed stats but high defense stats. these swap when the lounburr evolve into lunbare, large bear-like pokemon that used to be used by lumberjacks in the region due to their HUGE heavy swinging axe-tails and incredible stamina. theres a couple others (rimesok, grityto, the gliding electric type pokemon and the sleeping mountain pokemon) but those arent as developed so i dont wanna write about them yet.
the story is pretty simple i think, youre travelling with your best friend (rival!) across the world and discovering historical artifacts. your best friend is more enthusiastic than you are about it but you tag along because they're awesome. something something, you both travel (unimportant, but neither you nor your rival have ever fought in trainer or wild pokemon battles before. your rival has a single pokemon who they have for the sole purpose of flying around with.) to this ancient sort of abandoned icy wasteland region in search of cool new history to study and come across some crazy team that has their base set up here. you think nothing of it, for the most part, and instead you two just spend most of your time helping the local professor do some stuff, as well as take your time with your rival to study the murals and ancient artifacts of this long forgotten region, but also take some time to check out the gyms. the story progresses as per usual, occasionally encountering those members of the team you did before. you and your rival take up pokemon from the professor and begin to battle each other for fun. however, your rival tends to take these battles much more seriously than you do.
on an expedition with your rival, you both accidentally discover the team plans to awaken ancient legendary pokemon (the sleeping mountains) who could bring about the destruction of the world if awoken together. it is an accident, but the team members see you both and leave the cave, but not without taking what they wanted and causing a cave-in.
and THAT is when you first meet barrewulf. the two of you are desperately trying to find some other way out, when barrewulf CHARGES in and snatches you both just before the cave collapses. when you're out of the cave, it vanishes.
i cant quite think past this point My writing juices have vanished BUT... in short, your rival becomes increasingly interested in the team's efforts, and gradually more and more frustrated with your increasing strength in battles. it all comes to an apex point where they are captured by the team due to their intelligence as an archeologist (?? ithink) and begin to think "hm. this team appreciates my talents... i'm worth something here." while you are desperately fighting through the team's base (perhaps alongside the professor! i don't know who they are yet but i planned to have them be significant in some way. they're very old, and have been here since before the land went to waste.) trying to get to them. perhaps when you finally find them, they're in a room with the team's leader. youre about to beat the fuck out of the team leader (when i said you had no pokemon fighting experience i never said you had no FIGHTING experience.) when your rival goes between you two. they tell you that you can all stop this right now. they tell you how fascinating the team's efforts are to revive the past life of this land, that you and them can JOIN the team, together! or something like that. you deny this, telling them how dangerous it is and how it could lead to the deaths of many. idk i feel like this is getting too dramatic so LONG STORY SHORT they get pissed, telling you how youve always held them back and acted like they were worthless to you. they challenge you to a battle. simple rules -- you lose, you join. you win, you leave. considering how pokemon works, you win. theyre furious, but have to leave for whatever reason because Hey this base is Compromised now or something. okay i cant finish this its too dramatic but. you get my idea
just woke up i had a cool dream about a new pokemon game entirely staged in a new region which was literally all snowy mountains. every pokemon was some form of suited to the cold and ice types were Way. Stronger here. also strangely enough there was a LOT of awuatic pokemon like A Lot. the game starts off with my parents (?? like pokemonnparents not my real parents) sending me off at the airport to the mountains.Alone . and then i dont remember anything between th at and the end. the end was just a bunch of fainted aquatic pokemon resting in a snowbank while i fiddled with revives and potions and then suddenly i. heard this Whirring. and i look over the edge of the cliff to see a FUCKING SHARPEDO (but varied to this region. it was different, it took on the aopearance of a snow mobile and was a ghost/ice type) CLIMBING UP THE PATHWAY ON THE SIDE OF TTHE MOUNTAIN. SO I WAS LIKE FREAKINGOUT TRYING TO HEAL MY POKEMON AND SHIT ANDNIT . COEMS UP. AND ITs surprisingly peaceful? upon seeing all my weakened pokemon... SIKE IT FUCKING ATTACKS ME AND WE START A BATTLE. AND APParently the storu revolves around this one specific sharpedo. but thats not important bc i dont remember anything after that other than me trying to capture it
there was a couple new pokemon i remember. one was called barrewulf and it was a big dog pokemon that like. u know rhe ones that dig people out of snow? Those. and there was another pokemon that idfk the name of but it was like.. an antlion but for Icy lakes. it would carve holes in the ice and replace that spot of ice with the huge fake block of ice on their bacjks, then flip over and drag you under when you stepped on them. i think it was either ice water or just straight up Dark
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i fucking love all ur peaky blinders writings you do them so well!! i was wondering if u could write one of about the peaky blinders n a reader that’s involved in a mafia, yk she has power, she’s strong, not intimidating by men, doesn’t hesitate to point a gun at someone’s head
Aw lovely thank u i am v happy u enjoy my work its so lovely to here!! Im so new to writing peaky boys stuff so its cool to see people enjoying it <3 <3
Hope you like these x some of them are long, i guess i got carried away haha
Tommy
🌿He can tell there's something different about you, something dangerous, a different kind of higher class, the second he sees you..
🌿And when he learns who you are - a mafia princess - his mind is set.
🌿He has to have you... Not just once, but for keeps.
🌿It wouldn't just be startegically a perfect move, ot would also bolster his ego. This is a man who wants the whole world and to wed mafia royalty... That would be a pretty big chunk of the world.
🌿But it would be scandalous in many ways... Hes a politician, a sitting MP... And its no secret the corruption, violence and murderous tendencies of your infamous family. There would be no feigning innocence anymore.
🌿If he's going to be with you he'll have to do it with his whole chest, openly admit to his own corruption and wrong doing, he'd have to be the bad guy in the open...
🌿 And he'd have to play his cards right, he couldn't be playing games with you... He's fairly certain playing games will end with one of your bullets in his brain.
🌿 You're already used to the finer things in life so his wining and dining and usual tactics won't work on you. "Is all this supposed to impress me Mr Shelby?"
🌿Your family probably have tigers roaming the villa grounds you grew up in. You probably grew up alongside wild animals...
🌿 And youre supposed to be impressed by a country estate and race horses...
🌿 Actually the things that really attract you to tommy are these:
🌿🌿He's troubled, he fought in a war, one which your family watched and ignored... You secretly don't believe that the men in your family, know what its really like to be a man, fighting to protect the family... Though they tell you that's what they're doing all the time.
🌿🌿His roots, theres somrthing mysterious about it, the fact that he talks to his horses, the fact you've heard theres a gypsy curse on his head. It's more interesting to you than anything you've heard back in New York
🌿🌿 The fact that there was a time in his life when he had nothing, he actually clawed his way out of poverty...you were born into your riches, you've never really had to work for anything in your life, so youre in awe of the things hes won for himself.
🌿🌿 You also love the way he takes whatever he wants from the world, just snatches it up regardless of whether he deserves it or not. Youre hoping thats what he'll do to you. Steal you away from your family. Claim you as his own.
🌿But you wont admit any of these things to him, you play the princess personality up for all its worth because you like the idea of being the one thing tommy shelby can't have
🌿Tommys brothers think hes daft for even trying... They've seen you, heard rumours about you, they think hes way out of his depth... But tommy is determined
🌿 And one day when you finally give into the charm youd been resisting, you become the most feared couple... The mafia are secretly scared of your gypsy husband, they dont trust that he wont put a curse on them... And tommys family are terrified of you, the unpredictable, spoilt princess who will not hesitate to shoot someone dead just for looking at her funny.
🌿He can't tame you though and it concerns him, you probably make more trouble than its worth... You don't have the manners of the english and you refuse to learn them. Not even Tommy can teach you.
🌿 Calls you princess to patronise you, enjoys talking down to you and trying to put you in your place even if it hardly ever works. Showers you with gifts, and when he realises how drawn to his gypsy roots you are, he starts showering you with gypsy gifts, little trinkets hes carved for you himself, jewels with fine tales behind them, mysterious histories which capture your imagination.
🌿He likes to take you out on horseback to the middle of nowhere, lie down with you under the shade of a tree or on the bank if a river and tell you as many stories as he can, either from his childhood or gypsy tales you tell little children. Its his only way of getting you to calm down or behave yourself, of getting you to stop putting on that "fearless and fearsome mafia wife" personality.
Alfie
🐻Can't imagine you'd get on very well at first... If he realised his attraction to you he'd be angry with himself for thinking that way about a "wop"
🐻 He'd definitely try to ignore it... Which would be difficult because every time you were in a room with him you'd be little miss provocative, trying to get under his skin.
🐻 Youre not sure if thats because youre so used to all men falling at your feet that youre actively pissed off that this man wont... Or if its because you can see that he is attracted to you, but isnt acting on it (which would piss you off even more than the former) OR (and this is unlikely right, you would never!) perhaps you find him attractive. This slightly mad, older man who behaves as close to any mafia man youve ever met only rougher, not so well groomed. Hes a little gruff, theres something a little dirty about him...
🐻 Also youre a mafia woman... Youve been spoilt rotten your whole life by your father and brothers but youve never really felt the love of any of them... Youve only ever been treated like a possession by them... Which is a sure fire recipe for DaddyIssues™️
🐻 This gruff and slightly insane older man then, might be the only person who could ever be everything you ever needed...
🐻 But that discovery probably pisses you off even more, so its likely that in the moment went you realise what you really want from him, you raise your gun to his head, make him look down the end of it.
🐻 He's probably the only one of the peaky men who isn't actually scared of you, not because he doesnt think youre unpredictable and dangerous, but because hes not scared of death, hes looked it in the eyes one too many times to be scared of a "little girl" with a gun.
🐻 "Alright alright so youve got yourself a gun and youre not afraid to use it... You've come in here... To my humble bakery what i built up from absolutely fuck all... And you're waving that thing in my face like its fuckin christmas day and you just plucked it out of Santas fuckin sack..." "Did you get it for Christmas y/n? Did santa make it for you in the North fucken Pole?"
🐻 "You can pretend to be a mad old man all you like Mr Solomons but I'm not scared of old men..."
🐻 "Ohh well, thats alright then, thats good very good actually, cause see somet you might not know about me right? Im not afraid of little girls... Yeah?"
🐻 The remark would shock you a little, not much but enough to make you hesitate, and in that second of hesitation he could disarm you. Not that you'll ever make the same mistake again.
🐻 But this time he disarms you and pushes you back down onto his desk, takes your chin between his thumb and index finger so that you have to look him in the eyes. He can see how angry you are but he isnt deterred because he has control now and he knows he won't get that opportunity again for awhile...
🐻 "Looks like your daddy didn't teach you how to properly handle your weapons... Wouldnt make that mistake me... No, i, would, not." "And anyway, right... Somethin else i wanna know yeah... What kind of father yeah, what kind of fuckin father sends his little girl to the arse end of Camden Town to deal with his fuckin problems?" "You want my advice little girl, if i were you I'd stay right here, with this here mad old man... Cause i reckon he would know how to take care of you properly..."
🐻 So you have a choice, give into the feelings and desires which have been plaguing you since you first met him, or spit in his face and tell him you'd rather die... And this is a man who just might offer you deal or death, thats how much he's his heart and mind set on you.
🐻 "Oh and Tommy, Tommy my old mate, did i tell you, just a little warning yeah, and i know you wouldnt ever think about crossing your dear old friend right but... If that thought ever does come flittering and fluttering into your whimsical gypsy boy brain... Just remember, ive got Mafia connections these days right... So i wouldnt if i were you... "
Arthur
🍂 Shits himself when he sees you pull a gun on a man in one of the Shelby bars in London.
🍂 Arthurs been sent to keep control of them and here you are, a fucking woman... With your gun raised to the eyes of one of his patrons.
🍂 When he steps in "alright alright is someone gonna tell me what the fuck is going on here?" and you answer him cold and simple "This english pig called me a very unpleasant slur and that... Mr Shelby, i won't tolerate..."
🍂 You shoot the man in the head right there in front of everyone. Screaming errupts and chaos and panic set in but you just stand there, strong arm still outstretched. Finger still on the trigger.
🍂 Arthur just gapes at you in shock, hes never seen a woman shoot someone, the fact that youre so glamourous looking too... From afar hed have mistaken you for one of the toffee nosed london elites who usually come to dance and drink in his bars because theyve heard they are dangerous and riddled with gangsters.
🍂 But now it seems, he recognises that accent of yours, turns out youre the gangster.
🍂 "Sorry about the mess Mr Shelby," you give him a quick smile and knock the body on the floor with your foot and turn to leave.
🍂 "Well, hang on a minute love hang on a minute you can't just..." "let me stop you there Mr Shelby..." hes not heard that slanted italian american accent on a woman before but he likes it, "i ain't your love... And i can actually... The evidence is soaking blood into your beautifully varnished floor..."
🍂 He gets into a lot of trouble with Tommy for letting you slip off unpunished, for letting the whole thing happen in the first place...but arthur doesnt see how he could have done anything different.
🍂"You weren't fuckin there Tommy, you didnt fuckin see her..."
🍂 He spends a lot of time tormented with daydreams of you, wants to see you again because hes got it bad for you... Even has a particularly steamy dream about fucking you whilst you hold your gun to his head.
🍂 So when you come back to his bar not a week later with a little white flag you made yourself, hes stunned and speechless and he doesnt know what to say. You say youve come to offer him a peace offering, just between you and him.
Its a little white flag and a little vile of white powder which is his on the condition that he shares it with you.
🍂 So you end up getting high together and fucking, and recreating that hot and heavy dream of his.
John
🌼 Deeply suspicious of you, doesn't trust the italians. You aren't pleasant to eachother to begin with at all.
🌼 You refuse to call eachother by name, hes a "pikey" you're a "wop" and thats that. You resent eachother.
🌼 Which is a shame because Tommy only introduced you before the wedding as an act of mercy to his little brother...
🌼 When you walk down the aisle dressed in white, veil covering your scowl John feels his heart freeze.
🌼 Of course he can't be too unhappy, you are fucking stunning... Your olive skin, your long dark hair, theres something almost virgin Mary about you, especially when youre all in white and pure...
🌼 And you would be lying if you tried to pretend you didnt find the gypsy boy to be good looking. His freckles are cute. He's strong, bulkier than any of those italian boys that have been sucking up to your father hoping for your hand all these years. John looks like a man who might be able to handle you
🌼 But hes still a pikey and youre still a wop and you refuse to say a word to him the whole day of your wedding. You fucking hate your father and you fucking hate tommy shelby
🌼 And in the end thats what draws you and John together. Mutual resentment for the men who forced you together.
🌼 Consumating the marriage is intense... When youre alone together youre both pretty much pretending you don't want it, spitting insults at eachother, hate in your eyes as he backs you up against the wall and you tell him youd sooner die than let a fucking pikey get his hands on you.
🌼 Pisses him off "That can be arranged love don't you fuckin worry," the two of you reaching for your guns at the same time. Challenging eachother, neither one of you backing down, eyes locked, fingers on triggers.
🌼Until something overwhelms you both at once and you can't resist anymore. When you come together its violent and explosive. John enjoys the thought hes tarnishing you, taking your purity, vandalising your virginal self... And you enjoy being fucked against the wall, your hands squeezing his throat, choking him.
🌼 After this the dust begins to settle on your hatred for one another... Youre more united against Tommy and your father than you are against eachother. But you like to keep up the pretence. Its like a fun game you have, pretending to hate eachother then having intense the most intense sex when youre alone. Youre always trying to push the boundaries, testing eachother.
🌼 You still affectionately refer to eachother by your respective slurs but see if anyone else ever tried it... If anyone ever called you a wop, john would put a bullet in them quicker than lightnight, and if anyone ever insulted him for his blood, youd be the one firing your gun.
🌼 John enjoys the way people fear you, he likes having a dangerous wife by his side.
🌼 You like having a dangerous man by your side, one who isn't so sleezy and american and preocupied with their looks... You think hes a real man.
Bonnie
🍀 Poor sweet innocent boy has no idea who you are when he first meets you... And thats partly your fault because you do lie to him.
🍀Youre actually sick of people being so scared of you, you dont think they are really scared of you, you think they are scared of your father... Which isnt fair... Its making it impossible to find a man and pretty soon youre certain your fathers going to arrange your marriage to some sleeze in another mafia family for the good of the lineage anyway
🍀 When you meet Bonnie Gold after one of his fights which Ada Shelby snuck you into, he has no idea about your family, but you know everything about his... And you see one thing in him...
🍀 Escape. You don't want to be a mafia princess anymore. Like Ada you want to shed your family name and be your own person.
🍀 So when you're introduced after the fight you beg him to take you away, to help you dissappear. And him being naive and you being very fucking pretty, he's more than happy to oblige.
🍀 After his fight the two of you disappear together for several weeks, hes no idea of the trouble hes getting himself into, and youre naively trying to pretend this can last forever
🍀You love the nomadic life style, the not knowing where you'll be tomorrow or a week from now, the knowing that nobody can find you, that no one you meet knows a single thing about you. And you like the simplicity too...
🍀Bonnie can tell that youre hiding something from him but he isnt sure what and he trusts that youll tell him eventually... For you to be friends with Ada Shelby, for you to have been so desperate to get away from London... He knows that you have a darkness inside you... But like i said he trusts you... And he's seen a soft and innocent side to you.
🍀Over the weeks you spend travelling together you grow closer and closer. At night you sleep under the stars, wrapped up together in his big coat with a blanket over you both. In the morning you awake with the birds and he teaches you to hunt and to cook wild rabbit. You fall for eachother slowly. When you share your first kiss you feel guilty, you almost cry and he can tell youre upset.
🍀 "Don't be sad little dove, i know you're keeping secrets, i don't mind... You can tell me all your secrets when you're ready,"
🍀 When you return he takes you to meet his father, to tell him you want to be married, that youre in love which makes Aberama laugh. He thinks it hilarious because he can tell that his son still has no idea who you are.
🍀"Well miss youve certainly caused a lot of trouble without trying haven't you..." it turns out your father didnt take kindly to your disappearence.. The italians have been threatening the whole country trying to find you...
🍀 Bonnie is surprised, but quietly pleased... Not just with himself for having a mafia princess fall in love with him, but also because hes in awe of your defiance, this trick youve played on everyone including him... He thought you were sweet and innocent but here you are, a mafia princess whos brought the whole underground crime scene in britain to a grinding halt.
🍀 "Do you hate me Bon? I lied to you... Could get you fuckin killed? I understand if you never want to..." "Don't finish that sentence little dove," him hushing you, hand holding your cheek, thumb to your lips, "Don't need to finish that sentence," kissing you softly is the only answer you need.
🍀The first time he sees you pull a gun on anyone the man in question is your own father. Hes come to bring you home but you wont go... Bonnie is there as a peaky boy, standing with Michael and Isaiah watching and keeping his mouth shut. He knows hes dead if anyone clocks who he is. Your father threatens to kill every gypsy boy he meets until he finds the one whose stolen you... But you stand your ground.
🍀 "i wont lose my daughter to a fucking pikey..." "Then tell people I'm dead," you turn the gun on yourself your eyes locked with your father, your burning with defiance, a truly formidable lass, "I'd sooner blow my own brains out than continue to call you my fucking father..."
🍀 And its the fact he cant tell if youre bluffing that makes him back down. He gives in but tells you that theres no backing out, he'll tell the whole world youre dead, but you are dead, to him, theres no coming back. But you don't back down.
🍀"Your girls a fuckin terror Bonnie lad, hope youre going to tame her," Isaiah laughing eith Michael after the whole affair. "I fucken won't," Bonnies pretty much stubborn about that, he loves your defiance and hes proud cause he knows Isaiah and Michael are secretly terrified of you. Women who don't fear death are the most formidable creatures.
🍀 "You're incredible dove, that was incredible..." "but... You promise me now, you'll never point one of these things at that pretty little head of yours ever again..."
Isaiah
🐀Definitely bitten off more than he can chew. He's in love with you before he even realises whats happened to him.
🐀Doesn't know what to do with himself because for all his arrogance and confidence, he knows a girl of mafia blood is so far out of his league.
🐀Youre in London because your father has business with Tommy Shelby, and your father refuses to travel to the shithole which is Birmigham
🐀You came along for the legal drinking, the shopping and to see what all the fuss about "English" men was...
🐀And you don't think much of any of them at first... Most have them are a little ugly, badly dressed, dirty, with funny accents... And Isaiah has a funny accent but, he's good looking, and he has the cocky nature of any american boy youve ever met.
🐀He gets tasked with chaperoning you much to your delight... Less to your delight you know that one of your fathers men is trailing you too, just to make sure nothing bad happens, that this Peaky Boy doesnt try anything funny with you.
🐀You find it all bitterly amusing, youre a woman, not a mouse. If this Peaky Boy wants to try anything funny with you, just let him try, its you who will see to it he doesn't get very far...
🐀Although the idea of getting up to no good with an english gangster, one your father hates... Well its appealing to say the least. You're a bit of a brat, used to getting your own way, used to doing as you please and facing little consequences later...
🐀So you suggest to your new peaky boy that you both lose your dads man, you ask him to take you through the back streets until your fathers men can't find you... And isaiah knows he shouldnt but hes sensed the mood youre in and he cant pass up the opportunity to go too far with you. He wants to get into trouble with you... He has a feeling that Mafia girls fuck harder, more dangerously.
🐀"You wanna get into trouble Peaky Boy? My father will kill you for this? Aren't you scared?" "Not fuckin scared of anyone me sweetheart," "Fine, do your worst Peaky Boy..."
🐀It doesnt last too long because you don't have much time but its hot and heavy and rough... And its the best you've ever had, maybe thats just the adrenaline of knowing youre up to know good, the adrenaline of risking someone elses life for your own pleasure...
🐀And you do get caught, you suppose if you were being honest with yourself then you'd always known you would be.
🐀You get caught with Isaiahs cock still inside you, he's fucking you against the wall and youre not even being that quiet about it... your fathers man goes to shoot at Isaiah but you get there first, your shot killing your fathers man in a second...
🐀Isaiah is stunned, almost drops you but he doesnt want to dissapoint you so he tightens his grip, hes scared too, youre in so much fucking trouble and if anyone finds out what just happened Tommy will kill him before your father does...
🐀"Don't go soft on me Peaky Boy I'm only just getting started..." you practically growl, grinding your hips into his, and Isaiah isnt about to let you go, so he channels is fear and his amazement into fucking you twice as hard, growling to you about how much trouble youre going to get him into.
🐀But obviously its fucking worth it.
🐀You make him take you shopping afterwards and you return to your father with so many pretty dresses and shoes. A new red lipstick too.
🐀He obviously wants to know what happened, why his man hasn't returned with you and you speak before Isaiah can...
🐀"oh did you have someone following me daddy? We didn't notice anyone? Did you Isaiah?" the boy cant believe what hes hearing right now, youre asking him to lie not just to your father, but his own boss too... Still he does, after that day hes sure hed do anything you asked him to.
🐀You also make up a little story of your own, about how you were threatened by a man, someone tried to disresepct your dignity, you tell him Isaiah took his eyes for the insult and your father is quite satisfied that Tommys boy can keep you safe... So next time you want to go out, your father makes the condition that Isaiah has to go with you.
🐀Which you're quite happy with.
🐀"Youre gonna be the death of me love,"
🐀 So much of the time youre the one causing problems, getting yourself into scraps, because youre used to being a mafia princess, no one back home would dare say a word to you but over here so many of the men don't understand who you are... You wont stand for their shit
🐀So Isaiah does end up taking peoples eyes for you... Most of the time however its you that does the killing. Youre a real violent little brat it doesnt take much for you to decide to pull that trigger...
🐀Isaiah hasnt told any of his mates about what the two of you get up to when you get eachother alone... Its difficult for him to keep this to himself, usually he'd be bragging to high heaven about laying a woman like you... But he's keeping quiet because he knows it'll be you who kills him if he speaks.
Michael
☘️Meets you in America when hes been sent away by tommy... Hes harbouring that bitterness towards his cousin when he finds himself in dealings with the mafia on his brothers behalf.
☘️His life in America is good... He might not be there of his own free will, he might not be allowed to come back, but hes making it work, hes a feared gangster, a powerful and dangerous man
☘️And hes starting to get ideas above his station... Hes met you several times, youre always in his speakeasies drinking, getting snowed up and demanding Shelby gin on the house, your name affords you everything you want after all
☘️And he thinks you're another one of those pretty, espensive things he'd like to add to his collection.
☘️Youd be a real status changer for him, he could use you to win his feud with Tommy, finally be more powerful than his cousin...
☘️ And you're attracted to the brooding English man who runs this part of the city... He does dealings with your father so you know hes a real player in this game, hes dangerous too... And perhaps the only man arrogant enough not to fear the barrel of your fathers gun.
☘️Youve been going to Michaels bars and acting out, getting too drunk and causing fights because you want to get his attention. Its a childish way to attract a man but you know men like Michael Gray, you know that what they want is a possession, something they can tame, put in its place. Teach to be obedient. They like the challenge and secretly they like it when a woman threatens their ego and misbehaves.
☘️And you're right, youve read him like a book... He approaches you one evening at the bar and well, hes stern, hes aggressive, hes almost... Almost fucking rude to you...
☘️ "Miss y/l/n I'd like a word..." "Take your pick Mr Gray, how about two, fuck... Off..." "Don't test me love... You're going to come back to my office with me now, youre going to come quietly and then we're going to talk... And we can talk nicely or you can keep up with whatever this childish little act is alright? But you're going to come with me and we're going to have a little chat alright about the kind of behaviour which is and isnt acceptable in my establishment... "
☘️"Who the fuck do you think you are Mr Gray... Do you have any idea who i am?" "I know youre a little mafia brat with no manners... Anything else?"
☘️ Drags you by the wrist into his office where he practically pushes you down into a chair.
☘️ Stands before you and actually lectures you about your behaviour... About how he isnt going to stand for it anymore...
☘️" So whatre you going to do about it Mr Gray?" youre so cheeky, a real brat, but youre being provocative too... You know what you want from him and as you speak you open your legs just enough to catch his attention.
☘️ "So youre a whore as well as a brat are you?" this actually shocks you, you flush a little but youre idignant and you hold your ground. "Is that what you'd like me to be Mr Gray?"
☘️ He's going to teach you to behave, one way or another... And the only way he manages to is by fucking you into submission... Thats the only way he can get you to behave yourself for him, the only way he can make you beg his forgiveness...
☘️ Outside of the bedroom though youre still a spoilt brat and he doesnt help the fact, he buys you gifts, courts you properly, makes all the right moves on both you and your father
☘️Until eventually your father is convincrd that marrying you off to Michael Gray is the best business move he could possibly make.
☘️ So youre handed over to him on a silver fucking platter and though you pretend to remain defiant "Dont think this means I'm going to behabe myself Mr Gray..." secretly youre thrilled, this is exactly what you wanted.
☘️You want him to take you back to england with him, you want to meet the infamous Tommy Shelby... And when he finally takes you "home" dont be surprised hes showing you off like a pretty piece of jewellery...
☘️And should he really be surprised when Tommy catches your eye, when you realise that there are men more rich, more powerful and more dangerous than Michael Gray for you to persue.
☘️Threatens you, "you fuckin touch my cousin you little brat, I'll kill you..." but this jealousy, this new passion in him turns you on and so you find yourself caught trying to balance two men. Youre being selfish, youre taking everything you want, no matter who gets hurt.
Hope you liked them lovely ❤️❤️
#Peaky blinders headcannon#Tommy shelby x reader#Arthur shelby x reader#John shelby x reader#Bonnie gold x reader#Peaky blinders imagine#Alfie solomons x reader#Michael gray x reader
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Heyy. Can I request smutty enemies with benefits and one day draco and reader having Sex in the library..
Library.
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a/n : hii! love this idea. thank you for requesting! <3
it was the dare from her friends that got her in this situation, y/n was hiding under the invisible cloak walking slowly to the library making sure no one is around.
she take off the cloak putting it on the desk beside her, and begin searching for the book her friends asked her to get for them. she was working quietly trying her best to not get caught.
its their bed time already but she and her friends thought it was fun to do something in the night where everyone is already going to bed.
she smiles when she finally get the book and turn around to go back to her dorm but her body bumped into something hard, she gulped when she saw who it is.
"well, well, well, out past curfew now l/n?"
it was a prefect that bumped into her and to make it worse, its her enemies, draco lucius malfoy.
"oh- draco! dont mind me i was just about to go back to my dorm" she replied nervously trying to play it cool and bring her bubbly vibes so draco will let her pass.
she was about to run but she gets pushed to the bookshelf behind her. she let out a squeal, covering her mouth with her hand.
draco was trapping her with his hands, staring intently at her nervous face.
he really is intimidating, the tension making her sweat even if they are actually an enemies.. with benefits.
yes its funny how they were enemies but still cant get enough with the taste of each other.
"not so fast y/n, i think i have to tell about your bad behavior to our dearly professor umbridge. right?" draco smirking at her scared face.
"no no! please dont do it draco! i got a dare from my friends to come here and give them this, please dont turn me in." she begged desperately at him making his smirk get wider.
"and what makes you think i wouldnt turn you in, hm? i’m the prefect after all, the control is in my hand" he took the book from her hand and put it on the desk.
"because- uh- because i will do anything! i'll do anything for you to not turning me in"
he raised his eyebrows at her answer, his eyes looking around before turning back at her.
“here?” he asked, his face heated when she runs her fingers on his chest.
“yes mr. prefect”
y/n grabbed his face with her hand, getting confident, her lips attached to his jaw, moving up to his ear.
she licks and bite softly on his earlobe making draco shuddered, now looking at her with lust in his eyes.
"you said anything, hm? be careful with your words, darling.." he gives in running his fingers on her cheek caressing it softly.
"yes, draco, anything for you"
she slowly dropped to her knees still keeping their eye contact and she kisses the bulge that was starting to grow in his pants.
she unbuckled his belt and pulls his pants down still keeping the eye contact. he hissed when her hands pulling down his boxers making his erected cock slapped up to his stomach.
"you're gonna suck me off so i will not turn you in, hm? filthy slut" draco spat and his words enough to make her aroused down there.
"but i’m your slut, draco" she takes his cock in her hand, sucking his balls before wrapping his tip in her lips.
she pressed her tongue around his slit then taking all of him in her mouth making draco let out a throaty groan and head thrown back in pleasure.
his hand instantly found its way to her hair putting it to a ponytail as he bucked his hips into her mouth.
she keeps sucking him deeper until his tip touch the back of her throat causing her to gag on his cock. her tongue swirling around the underside.
he feels heavy inside her mouth, her hand pumping the rest of his cock that couldnt fit in her mouth with the same pace.
she forced his cock going deeper down her throat making her gagged all over again, both of them moaning at the feeling.
draco looks down to see y/n already looking at him innocently with her watery eyes, saliva dripping off to her chin and to the floor.
"mhmm.. you suck me so good y/n.. do you like having my huge cock fucking your little throat, hm?"
she answers him by fastening the pace, her nose touching his happy trail tickling it making him moan her name louder.
the sight of her under him driving his mind crazy as his high slowly approaching him.
she can feels draco was getting closer, his cock is twitching inside her mouth. she massages his balls playing with it and she moaned purposely on his cock sending vibrations to draco.
and seconds later he emptied his thick cum inside her mouth. her name and profanities repeatedly left his lips as he calming down from his high.
y/n was choked out it was so much that its spilled out but she still managed to swallow it all.
draco took her hands to help her standing up then pushing her roughly back to the shelf.
he kissed her lips hungrily, their tongues fighting over the dominance, he can even tasted himself.
after minutes of heavy makeout heavy panting, draco broke the kiss to catch some breath and his eyes look up at her for permissions.
"fuck me, draco."
with her answer he ripped open her shirt, the buttons popped off and rolled on the floor as her plump breasts sprang out.
his mouth instantly latching onto her nipple making y/n arched her back, his hand lifted her skirt up and rubbing her clit from her panties making her whimper.
draco plopped her now wet and red boobs out of his mouth. his fingers still rubbing her through her panties.’
"fuck- you’re already soaking wet just by sucking me off, such a needy little thing, aren’t you?"
he wrapped her legs around his waist, pushing her panties aside and without warning he slammed his cock into her pushing it in fully inside her.
both of them let out a loud moan of each other’s name as they finally connecting their bodies in one.
"yes.. shit- feels so good draco" she let out a pornographic moan as draco picked up his thrusts making her breasts bouncing up and down in front of him.
he caught her nipple in between his teeth causing her to scream out loud. he chuckles lowly and giving her ass a few hard smack making her cheeks goes red.
"you’re such a slut, letting me fucking you here so you wouldn’t get in trouble, hm? i bet you will let me abusing your pretty cunt whenever i want, right?"
y/n nodded at his question, her lips are trembling that she cant speak properly as the pleasure was becoming too much.
"right, slut?" draco slapped his sensitive clit and give it a little pinch making she yelped biting his shoulder.
his thrusts get deeper and faster each time, his cock sunk deeper inside her his tip brushing her cervix.
"yes! yes! i'll let you fuck me, destroying me whenever you wanted, draco.. fuck- please ‘m gonna cum" she clawed her nails on his back feeling his cock hitting her spot over and over again bringing her to her high.
"not yet, y/n. you will cum until i say so"
he set up a brutal pace forcing his cock in and out of her chasing his high too making it harder for her to hold her orgasm.
the books behind her fall out to the floor due to his rough thrusts.
"please- please draco i cant hold it anymore!" she whines loudly feeling the coil tightened.
"fuck- cum now, my little slut"
and with that y/n let her orgasm washed over her coating his cock, making a mess on his inner thighs. it was the best orgasm she ever had, her legs are shaking from the feeling.
with one final thrust draco spilled his cum inside her making both of them moaned loudly. ropes of his cum shooting inside her filling her up, some of it spilled out to the floor, making a mess.
they stayed in the position for a minute as they were still in cloud nine. heavy breaths and smell of sex filling the library.
as they’re back to reality, draco stares at y/n smiling at her before pressing their foreheads and kissing her lips passionately.
the sparks between them bursted filling the room as they kissed. god knows that they’re not really enemies.
he pulled out of her slowly and put her back down but before she could stand she falls down to the floor.
"damn.. that good, huh?" he laughs as he helped her standing up.
"well its worth to not get into trouble and get the draco malfoy instead"
y/n shots him a playful wink making his heart secretly beat faster and his face heated in embarassment.
"let’s go to my room and get you clean, i think you deserve a good treatment in my private bathroom."
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tlovm episodes 10-12: thoughts
A final episode thoughts post! Come to an end so fast :(
Post-Episode 10 Thoughts:
I honestly found the first half of this episode really slow? I understand it for exposition’s sake but the pacing was off in this for me
I’m back on my Anna Ripley is hot bullshit huh......
vax flame tongue dagger cool as shit
really enjoyed the twins content in this one, especially vex’s reaction to vax getting charmed
the cassandra reveal was done very faithfully to the game, i can’t say it shook me more than the original but it was good
REALLY glad they let keyleth have that line “and abandon the revolution we started?” because while i get why it couldn’t be a bigger Thing like it was in game, it’s so integral to keyleth that she was the one- the ONLY one originally who was thinking like that
like i said, the back half really picked up and i had been looking forward to the “heavy” scene- that’s one of my faves on the soundtrack and it didn’t disappoint! grog swimming through ACID while pike heals him? sick as fuck
the little “forgot my drawers” moment made me chuckle
Best Characterization: Vex, Keyleth
Post Episode-11 Thoughts:
NOW THAT’S HOW YOU DO A FUCKING BATTLE EPISODE
sylas and pike one on one? INSANE
keyleth’s sunlight moment was AMAZING ICONIC UNPARALLELED. it worked for her PERFECTLY. her little plea to the sun tree i- UGH
“i broke the world for us” was a little underplayed ngl
ADORED the adaptation of spells; pike’s mass heal, scanlan’s “shh” (paralleling delilah’s “shh”) indicating his counterspell
also fuck delilah for silencing my man but worth it for scanlan’s d20 heart eyes
the vex & vax duel ending in their hug im soft
THIS EPISODE SAID KIKI RIGHTS SAID VEXLETH RIGHTS.
STUNNING ending how pike got poofed because of the activation of the ziggurat’s anti-magic field (i think?) but honestly how are they gonna heal kiki. i dont remember her going down in this fight and i certainly dont remember how she was healed (meaning that my memory is so bad im not sure this happened in canon or was a TLOVM only choice). excited to see how they’re “fixing” this in the next episode.
Best Characterization: keyleth keyleth keyleth keyleth keyleth-
Post-Episode 12 Thoughts:
god im so shook by the last 5 minutes im gonna find it hard to characterize the early part of the episode
not sure how i feel about percy’s mind journey? it was good but maybe just didn’t hit quite as hard as i wanted it to
darling take off the mask was perfect
ultimately, with the way it was solved, and i realize that this was a tribute to vaxleth, that vax pays attention to keyleth and that’s why he knew how to do natural healing- i just felt like keyleth’s heal was a bit anticlimactic? like if you’re going to make that the cliffhanger of episode 11, it just didn’t work for me. i actually enjoyed the moment fine, but i think it should’ve been placed at the end of episode 11 because it took all the drama off the cliffhanger
i did thoroughly enjoy vax comedically delivering “and i walk away”
for a minute before delilah died i was thinking they might keep her alive as a more continuous villain and my mind was racing about all the reasons i didn’t like that but then cass stabbed her and it was glorious dkfgjjldhgf
oh also can i just say cass’s VA was fucking killing it this episode?
additionally, i really liked in this episode and the last the shots where percy had one demonic eye and one regular as a sign of his struggle for control
VERY glad they kept the “gun in the acid” moment
yes i am mad that jarrett cut off scanlan’s song i thought it was gonna be a bonus track that wasn’t on the soundtrack dfklgldj (i had hope because kiki’s healing ditty also wasn’t on the soundtrack so i was like! they’re hiding songs from us!)
as a full perc’ahlia honestly im shipping vexleth harder than i ever have sjkdlfgkjld
it took me literally until like halfway through the convo with gilmore for me to be like hm. it’s the end of the briarwoods arc and they’re all gathered cool. cool cool. what could happe- OH MY GOD IT’S TIME IT’S HAPPENIGN (and then when sovereign uriel announced his proclamation i REALLY knew and it wasn’t a fake out- side note, SO sad we didn’t more uriel/khary, i adored him)
the ending was SUBLIME and just like i (and many others) predicted, season 2 will begin the chroma conclave arc. i am VERY satisfied with this and think that the chroma conclave can be done well in roughly 2 seasons. im also very intrigued when and where they’re going to throw kaylie in the plot
Some Final Bests and Faves:
Favorite Character of the Season: Well. It’s Pike. Of course, it’s Pike. Best Characterization of the Season (as opposed to favorite, who I thought rang truest and had the most nuance): Vex’ahlia Favorite Episode of The Final 3: Episode 11, that was just a fantastic battle ep Favorite Episode of the Season: I think I might have to go with Episode 4
Who got the rawest deal? I think I’d have to say, and maybe I’m clouded by biases, but I think that Scanlan and especially Grog got the rawest deal of the season. I’d more firmly say Scanlan, but I think in certain character beats he had his insecurities shine through the facade and he at least had Scanbo as a whole segment dedicated to him. Whereas Grog really got the shaft in screentime and meaningful moments. His highs come in his relationship with Pike, but a lot of the time, those moments are a lot more about her than him. I’d say his one big character beat is on the wagon with Vax in Episode 5(?). This feels to be expected as Scanlan and Grog are both highly comedic characters, and so when they’re not being directly played for laughs... they’re not really getting attention, and this is especially true for Grog. I am very happy that the Craven Edge arc is starting as a focus on him AND hopefully we’ll get Kevdak and Westruun next season.
The biggest struggles of the series: I think the biggest struggles of the series were probably humor and animation limitations. With humor, I think it really got there over time and by episodes 7-12, they’d found a good voice for their jokes. In terms of animation, the mixing of the CGI and the 2D animation always felt obvious and just didn’t look great. The 2D animation was fantastic, but when mixing came into play, often for things like enemies and monsters, it looked off. And I’m not really sure where they can go with that considering how insane D&D beasts are- animating them frame by frame 2D would be a nightmare, as many of the Titmouse crew have said!
Where the series shined: It’s a beautiful adaptation. It feels so true to the campaign and the characters all at different points in the series felt like the ones I got to know over 115 episodes. The nuance snuck into so many character beats was phenomenal. And I think the ways in which they shifted and changed things were great too! I didn’t mind, honestly, any drops or combinations. It didn’t bother me a bit that Archie became the childhood friend and Keeper Yennen absorbed a lot of original Archie. There was no moment I was like “damn, they needed moment X, it doesn’t work without it.” On the limited episodes and 22 minute timeframe, I think they included every goddamn thing they needed to in the Briarwood arc.
This series in insane, I don’t know what else to say. Fantastic work from everyone involved.
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Hello again, Anna 🖤 @itsarussian
OH GOD THE SNIPPET
😀😀😀
wraith AND GHOST FACING EACH OTHER
yahhhhhssssssssssssssss
WE GET ANSWERS OHHHHH MAAN
yessssssssss
how do i prepare my selfff aaªªª
YOU CAN’TTTTTTTTTT
ohhh a low bun, mans is going in nice and segsy
Gotta make Ghost remember what she’s missing
they have so much fairth and hope in those red vials
They really do though, they really think they got it figured out
"A single shot to finally bring her home" yep.. BUT this was the year' finale, i belive to quite know your character darke.. so it can only go one way (in italian we say, conosco i miei polli 😈)
Ohhhhh come onnnnnn … I ain’t a chicken
"Wraith" "Walsh glanced up, his eyes narrowing slightly, "What about him?"
1. is walsh worried theyre gonna start chatting and gossipping about him? akshajah
He’s more worried that he doesn't have an alibi for Wraith and that they’ve noticed his absense
2. im so mad (and happy) i know things the other dont
😀😀😀
3. HOW DO YOU NOT SEE HOW WALSH REACTED TO WRAITH BEING BROUGHT UP *this family makes me to want murder people*
Lol he’s tryna play it cool
Peter..... mr stark is gonna be so pissed at you
It’s gonna be great
"He really had to do this more often." WHAT NOOO
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
A MAGGIOR RAGIONE SE QUESTA È UNA TRAPPOLA ("se" eheh) TU DOVEVI STARNE LONTANO DAMN YOU
😈😈😈
oh nooo, the cameras, they arent workinggg nooo ;);)
😏😏😏
NEW YORK KNOWING HER BY THE PERFJME im melting
It’s so sweet…I love them so much
ghost is startjng the party early isnt she
Ohhhh yeahhhhhhh
the more i read about peter the more j understand tony anxiety with this kid..
😂😂😂
you had her so cloooseeee, and didnt even try with the vial, i wanna see nat shocked face lol
He was too smitten and Natasha definitely face palmed
Ollie is kinda freaking out, hes trying to contain himself i love it
He’s been doing so well and it’s all led up to this point
"We got confirmation there's someone else in the building. We don't got an ID yet." for fuck sake pETER
😀😀😀
playing with each other i see IM SO TENSE
I love the vibe they get off
i can FEEL these jabs MAN this exchange was really worth the wait, and the flashbacks in the middle of it MORE PAIN WHY NOT
I loved this exchange so much. The back and forth was my fave thing to write this chapter bc Ollie is just such an ass and I could let that really shine through.
i can see, hear and feel this scene ITS SO GOOD
Thank you !!!
"Sorry, kid But I haven't taught you everything yet" i like that i really like that
My second fave fight scene//exchange in this chapter
OH NOW SHE IS SEEING "RED" lol
Eh? Ehhhhhh? Double meaning, huh?
that is a cool freaking entrance dAAAAAMN JACK
Jack was a badass in this chapter and I love it for him
"He shot me" CLINT DO YOU HEAR THAT CMOOON
HE’S SO FUCKING CLOSE
HE FUCKING SHOT HER WHAT how is it possible that they maneged to make it romantic , shes bleeding put and im smiling because shes in his arms all happy
Lol they are so sweet with each other, even when one of them is bleeding all over the other
JACK VS OLLIE jesus hes crushing him..good..EHM I MEAN STAPPHH oh right duke was worried just about that
😂😂😂 I love that it’s a universal response that Jack should have just kept going
no way he catches steve and wanda
Heheheheheheheheheheeeee 😈😈😈
WHAT HES GETTING KIDNAPPED
MWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
"You did so good, stud." this has to be so confusing lol
For real tho, poor Clint.
THE REVEAL WITH PARIS ENCOUNTER TYPO THINGIE IS GENIUS I LOVE IT SO MUCH HHH
Thank you! I’ve been waiting for this moment for so long!
i love your writing jn general, but i freaking adore how you write twists and turns and action packed scene I LIVE FOR YOUR ACTIONFILLED CHAPTERS
Thank you so much! 🖤🖤🖤
CHAPTER 83 : SEEING RED
To all my live reactors,
Please, please, please, hide your reactions under a Read More cut. I don’t want any spoilers floating around.
&
To all my Anonymous Avengers,
If you want to react in my asks, feel free. However, I won’t be answering any of them until at least Wednesday if they contain spoilers.
Thank you,
Darke
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“I watched you die,” you whispered, your throat suddenly dry as it closed in on itself, “How the hell are you here?”
He stayed quiet for a moment, looking you over once more before allowing a dark smirk to curl to his lips.
“It’s amazing what you can do to a person when they’re knocking on death’s door. High as a kite, blind as a bat,” he chuckled, the sound chilling you to the bone as it rolled across the table. He leaned forward, dropping his voice to a rasped whisper, “It’s amazing what you can do with a hallucinogen, blood packs, and blanks.”
You visibly flinched, rocking back in your chair as you shook your head and Ghost’s voice slithered into your ears. Your grip on the case tightened, your nails digging into your palm.
You had to keep in control. You couldn’t let him win.
But, even as you told yourself that, you felt the tables shift in his favor.
You know what you have to do. Just do it.
Cold fury turned molten, creeping to the forefront of your mind as his sneered smile grew.
“It’s amazing what one can do when they have all the brains,” he continued, “The power. The guts.”
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