#like sure billie. lol.

[syncast-err0r]

nothing beats the originals !

[fizzigigsimmer]

Omegaverse au where Billy is a surfer who makes ends meet as a cam boy during the off season. He could probably make more if he really devoted himself to it, but it's just a side hustle to him and he doesn't really have to worry about fishing for subscribers because he's got this one fan who he can count on to throw down stacks of money. He doesn't talk much in the public room but he's almost always there without fail whenever Billy goes live, just waiting for Billy to offer a private session.

Sometimes he doesn't bother waiting and goes straight to offering money for things like private sessions, custom photos and videos etc. He usually wants Billy to be doing something super femme and stereotypically, omega like 'too horny to continue vacuuming in the nude with nothing but the pearls alpha bought me, oh no!' Rains gifts down on Billy for begging for his knot and to be filled with his cum etc. He likes when Billy flirts with him and plays the dutiful little mate, pouting cause his alpha is away on a business trip. He's so easy for it Billy almost feels bad, like he's taking advantage.

But it's a cozy little arrangement and since they are both getting what they want out of it, he doesn't think too much about it. Until the guy offers him a truly insane amount of money to have his baby, for real. He'll set Billy up in some swanky apartment and give him a ridiculous allowance on top of his pay, and all Billy has to do is play happy omega. And have a baby of course. Which Billy won't even have to help raise if he doesn't want to, because apparently Steve wants to be a daddy just that bad and would pay any price to have a piece of Billy to call his own.

Billy thinks it's some kinda weird prank until he looks into the name Steve game him and realizes he's the nepo baby of some fortune 500. Also Steve, totally not the sad lame-duck Alpha spending his life savings from his mothers basement that he imagined. But this is still so weird. Heather still thinks Billy would be crazy to go through with it - the fact that Mr. Harrington is hot just makes it more likely that his plan is to skin Billy and wear his face. But Billy ends up agreeing to meet with Steve because it's just too much money not to at least look into it.

I've read a few really sweet plots along similar lines, and don't get me wrong they were great. But I kinda just need Steve to be a creep with it. lol just a teensy creep. You know?

[hplonesomeart]

I’m pitifully late to properly celebrating the spooky season, but hey at least I’ve got some cool fanart to show now lol

[chicicherrycola]

by no means done but here’s mock-up pete ‼️

[milfbrainrot]

i know other people are tired of female characters having stories revolving motherhood but god it is so nice to get stories about it that are actually... written with care? i imagine some of the fatigue around these stories is bc of how it's done with the assumption that all women must be or want to be mothers or it's done without any actual examination of the woman's characterization--and i also get tired of those! but there are so many female characters who specifically do not have or want kids as well these days, so i am glad that we can have a balance of ones who are fine without kids but also ones who are well-written as mothers??? idk. it makes me happy that we can have both, because parenthood will always be a thing, even if some people... equate their own preference of avoiding those stories altogether with automatic misogyny when a story does include it at all.

[unproduciblesmackdown]

speaking of "imagine your OTP (not necessarily having a successful time)" & some ever-welcome familiar elements, great time laughing quietly over mapping [kleinsen] over this "so you did successfully contrive making out w/your bworst boy friend crush & there was only one summer camp bunkbed"

your | \ contrast in posture alone. effulgent

(also i only just noticed all throughout some of the trees in the set design are hung upside down for variety & literal off-kilteredness. design re: set, lighting, audio for this play oft praised. yayy)

also noticing that the like further posture contrast that makes this really really great is the [mostly friend kinda hostile with it one with a crush] party clearly taking the more Lively role in making this happen vs our Looks Very Polite |'ing main character's rolling with it really being capped off with the "hands calmly clasped in lap" like lmaooo....duos in our main quartet, i am rooting for you insofar as surely these roles just get more focus & details, but maybe arden would like to try messing around with mysterious Kid camper guy who, with symbolic relevance, hovers around the edge of the trees, i don't imagine this is really working out, as is really funny with the evidence in Contrast as is what i'm talking about, imagining the "you do go for it but your guy is just kind of Politely like sooo uh distant cough, sole sneaker scuff...."

and your otp Should be imagined to have the main character's crush, or, at least she has a crush on him but they do mess around too at some point, be standing right there like Haha Nice, while Her bworst girl friend who wants to kiss Her so bad perhaps takes it a similar way but also perhaps is going "whoaaa umm. kissing your friend & you're both [that's not straight]?? whoa there" lol. guess We gotta make out too, legally, very politely....what are friends and summer camp and mysterious off-kilter settings and standing here while these guys kiss for? hang on i've also just remembered historical terms like speaking of what is considered to be awry from expected forms....inverted, for example....but anyway. just laughing quietly to myself over quiet disasters of Going For It with details like "hands politely folded in lap while you make out with me" & we're both teens at summer camp

meanwhile also pacing over this script being Published in a collection but i haven't alreadily gotten my gay little hands on it for fun & funny details & comprehensiveness. "three plays: sixsixsix - house of gold - billy witch" by gregory s. moss, published in '21, you say? ISBN-10: 1716234395 / ISBN-13: 9781716234392 you say b/c i would like to contrive to make out with an entire script anytime. shenanigans

[ducktracy]

Ever met Bob Bergen?

i have not, but i would certainly love to!

the only voice actors i've met have been in my native turf of Sponge-land... and they are all INCREDIBLY NICE!! i accidentally got Doug Lawrence's autograph, Tom Kenny gushed over my Popeye shirt i was wearing last year and showed it off to Bill Fagerbakke who i also got to talk to for like 20 minutes straight. i got to have a beer with Tom Kenny. Tom and Doug recognized me from the previous year's party. when i introduced myself to Jill Talley, i said "i work on The Patrick Star Show, i hear your voice all the time!" and she said "i'm sorry" LMAO. they're all so incredibly funny and nice and i hope to meet many more animation voice legends in my time, Bob being one of them! he's maybe the only other person i feel comfortably relinquishing my Swinentologist status to, as i may call myself Porky's #1 fan, but i haven't been voicing him for 35 years either..

[ghoul--doodle]

can. I hear about bailey,,, I'm low key in love w em

YEAG I love Bailey!!!

So! Most of what I’m writing for him right now is real vague because I am ✨struggling with feeling cringe✨ about him JGSHD

But I’ll give you what I got

Originally!! He was an ace attorney fan character! He currently is and isn’t

I like having fan characters but I end up using them so much they spiral into their own thing so I’m just preemptively splitting him into his own character and Ace Attorney au

With that tho-! He’s a defence attorney :}

Bailey is a good guy! He’s very silly

He swaps out his fake eye a lot for different colours and types, he has a few gimmicky/novelty ones that usually make people do a double take when they see em

He likes to make jokes about “character customisation”

And he especially loves to fuck with people that don’t know about the eye or if they ask he’ll give a different batshit reason as to why he lost it in the first place, and then not elaborate

I don’t want to touch on how he actually lost his eye n got his scars for too long-! But I will mention that he was in an accident as a kid

He’s lived his life a lot longer with his scars than without them, and he doesn’t really remember not having them- so they don’t bother him really!

Outside of his work life Bailey is more of a quiet, stay at home kinda guy

He doesn’t go out of his way to avoid anyone or going out with them, and he will go places if he’s invited

But he’s fairly introverted! He definitely can only really recharge when he’s alone

[chibishortdeath]

I have a Castlevania OC >:3c. He and his story are still very work in progress stuff, but he’s got some rough concept doodles! And when I say rough I mean ROUGH cause one of his arms I erased so many times some of the layers of the paper were tearing so I had to just leave it as is and it looks a little short whoops— but yeah

His name is William “Billy” Danasty :3. I think I’m gonna have his story be set sometime around the height of the Satanic Panic with music and stuff, he’s kinda a bit of a metalhead. He seems all tough and scary, carries a switchblade at all times, and keeps everyone at a distance, but it’s not because he’s mean, he’s just afraid of people. He does make some friends eventually, but I don’t have drawings of them yet. I need to make a nice full color concept page for him someday hehehe.

Also, NES Castlevania style sprites are fun to make!!! :D

[randomnameless]

I joked earlier with my fwend about how disappointing the duo Rhealt could be, I mean, sure we're teased about her finally reuniting with her mother, but we know FEH, even if it goes in uncharted territories, can't compete with Fodlan' DNA of Hresvelg Tea so we won't be able to have Rhea meaningfully interact with her Mother about how she feels unsafe in Fodlan because humans want to turn her in a shiny club or don't accept her ears -

So I came up with the milquetoast "they will have one or two lines about being together, and then the interactions will be all about Sothis wanting to spend time with the students, and Rhea getting along".

But I forgot the elephant in the room, as Sharena's MYH revealed :

Seteth who ? Flayn who?

Anyways, and since the lines aren't out yet I'll make a new prediction : Sothis and Rhea will try to come up with a present for Billy to thank them for making them reunite (??) and their duo lines will mention how happy they are to have met them.

No more Nabatean lore, nothing on the songs, no mention of Seteth'n'Flayn.

[zappedbyzabka]

Pardon? What is the picture?

[paigemathews]

Continuing our battle royale for s4!

[rotteneldritchhorror]

Thinking way too hard about an Everyone Lives AU

[troublcmakcrs]

//my sister's husband is very gullible and prone to believing almost anything he sees on the internet, so he goes up to her multiple times a day to show her some video on his phone and ask if it's real or not (99% of the time, it isn't)

i bring this up to say that tweek & craig have the exact same dynamic, with tweek being the one to make craig vet every tiktok he watches

[denkryn]

Fuck’s sakeeeeeeee. Everything has to be about a fucking man lol.

[sagechan]

those "name ten of your favorite female characters or you die" posts make me panic-sweat like a cartoon pig seeing the chopping block because I start thinking about all the myriad shows I've watched and books I've read and see the thing about me is I have an absolute crap memory so when I think about them it's not that I can't name any of the women in those shows, it's that I'm lucky if I can even name the shows