#like slaayyyyy

[crystalliumdaisy]

heart stealers

[musicalyeetreblr]

Ok but why did he kinda serve cunt

[helios-the-horny]

hi hey hello me again. i am also giggling and kicking my feet like a schoolgirl. you have been archived. you have been archived and put on a shelf and i can come back to the fic and think Things about it. there are many Things in my head. rotating. like in a microwave. i wish you luck and that you slay many wips. slay could mean murder or ✨🫰💅SLAAYYYYY!

runs away again

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Why thank you! I hope you can continue to think many things about many of my fics in the future :3 I will be very cozy on your shelf I am sure

[corethetrueidiot]

OP YOU ARE SO CORRECT LIKE SLAAYYYYY WE STRIVE FOR THE GAY HUGSBANDS

Lego monkie kid season 4 spoilers ‼️

(heyyyyy note from after finishing writing all this out: this first one is just me going crazy over debatable freenoodles content in s4, you have been warned. Everything in here is /pos!! teehee)

WOW. OKAY. WHAHSJJSJnsjabsjanJSdWHHWJH????? The effect this show has on me is almost beyond my comprehension, not even really sure how to put this into words

iiiiiiiiiiii'll figure that stuff out when it isn't 3 am, it'll be a little rb thread whatever that's called on Tumblr

For rn can we please talk about how stRONGLY FREENOODLES WON WITH THIS SEASON????? WHAGAHT??????? ISHDKSJBSKX!!!!!!!!

FIRST FRSIT FIRST.

The FACT that tang KNOWS EXACTLY how Pigsy makes his noodles from memory if not by HEART??? He has no recipe on him and pigsy can't help he just????? KNOWS pigsy's noodles recipe. Something that is VERY important to him and is unique to his family??? And to which the ONLY other person we know of that also knows pigsy's recipe is mk. His adopted son???? The only people pigsy has EVER told his recipe to is his basically son mk and TANG. OR, POTENTIALLY, Tang has spent so much time sitting right by pigsy's side as he works, watching him indulge in his passion day in and day out to the point where he's just picked it up on his own?? EITHER WAY. HUSBAND BEHAVIOR.

"I'm your tangy!" he. he did not just say that. "I'm YOUR TANGY"????? 'YOUR' POSSESIVE. BASICALLY "IM YOURS". AND NOT YOUR Tang, TANGY. A PETNAME/NICKNAME. WITH THAT EXPRESSION ON HIS FACE????????? H. HWHWJGSJ???? HOW did they get away with this I genuinely wanna know. That is SO GAY. CATASTROPHICALLY GAY. "YOUR TANGY". I am dead on the floor.

"I have devoted my life to this man" elaborate on that. nonono keep going, what did you mean by that. How do you platonically devOTE YOUR LIFE TO ANOTHER MAN????? THAT IS THE MOST OBVIOUS INDIRECT WAY YOU CAN SAY YOU'RE MARRIED. THIS E N T I R E SCENE HOW DID THEY GET AWAY WITH THIS???? HOW do you a man devote your life to another man in a nongay way, Tang. Asking for a friend I just wanna know

The look of awe. He is literally stunned. No fear no nothing just. woww what is my husband doing. Gay gay homosexual.

what.

THE.

FUCK.

In. In what UNIVERSE is leaping into someone's arm, NUZZLING AGAINST THEM BECAUSE YOU'RE SO HAPPY TO SEE THEM AGAIN, AND THEN STAYING CURLED UP IN THEIR ARMS ,BOTH OF YOU BEAMING AT ONE ANOTHER, NOT GAY. I. That's. I'm. HfhdhsggdwghwWHAWT???? They are so married. They are so gay for each other. I. I cannot even fathom. Not even going to get INTO THAT GIGGLE WHAT WAS THAAAAAAT.

Slight side note, glad to see a head canon validated! The little nuzzle thing was a cute little gesture that I've always hc'ed onto Tang pretty much from the beginning of my freenoodlesshipping journey. Watching it HAPPEN in canon??? Feels good >:3 He's a snuggler fr

almost got a 2 for one, I hc tang to be the kind of person that doesn't really stutter or close off when he gets flustered he just starts laughing. It'll start out as soft chuckles and giggling but it just grows deeper and louder the more flustered he gets. Pigsy, being completely enamored with his man, tends to fall into a laughing fit with him and then they just become a flustered happy giggling heep in each other's arms. Sooo close, I won't stretch Tang's little giggle so far as to say that that hc is also basically canon, WILL use this scene to justify it tho :3c

"it's beautiful" AS A RESPONSE TO PIGSY KICKING ASS??? HOW DO YOU NONROMANTICALLY CALL YOUR "FRIEND" BEAUTIFUL JUST CASUALLY. UNPROMPTED. OUT OF THEIR EARSHOT. WHAT????? Why. Why are they so?? wghshdj

Some quick fire more general freenoodles moments:

"Oh, Pigsy where are you?" The first person he thinks to look for is Pigsy? Pigsy specifically? Not sandy or monkie king, pigsy. mmmmhm.

Talking back to a demon that is cooking you as we speak by praising your definitely not husband the entire time? Very straight. That's a very straight look they're giving each other too. Yes, very (/sar)

Just. How happy and excited he looks watching pigsy cook and get back into his thing? They're so wholesome. Old supportive married couple

"Doesn't that moron know we're his family?" Dadsszszs

the look of support and encouragement. They're so soft they make my heart hurt

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Trying to support each other, quite literally having each other's backs when in danger

Holding onto your husband and trying to protect your husband by extending an arm out in front of him respectively

Pigsy doing his thing and Tang being COMPLETELY there for it. Look at him. That content prideful expression on his face. Pride in his husband. Two kick ass husbands and their two unimpressed, frustrated children. Also find it cute how Pigsy made a bunch of food and then actively weaponized it but still went out of his way to make Tang in specific a nice bowl. Not the other two, just Tang.

IN CONCLUSION: 🏳️‍����🐷🍜

It is 4 aaaaaammmmmmm, goodnightttt prepare for more delusional ramblings later in the week I have so many tang thought jfjfn

[eggielix]

LOOK AT HIM GOOOO

[rqs902]

💥🏆🕴🍂 hi its me, here to bother you ;)))

HI MAYYYYY ❤️ umm when do you ever bother me??? 

💥 = whose jokes make you laugh out loud?

LU DINGHAOOOOOO 💖💖 my child who is always ridiculously extra c: (takes this opportunity to share some of my fav dinghao moments)

and ofc Lou Zibo 😏 my hilarious radish child who always makes me laugh every time he’s on screen!!!!?!

🏆 = what does your ideal top 9 look like?

actually fun fact: my ideal top 9 is actually nine percent! HAHAHAHHA I WAS SO AMAZED bc i wasnt expecting it at all/???? like i was like oh if i was to be realistic, cxk, cln, fcc, justin, zzt, xg, wzy and probably yzj are gonna make it. and i was totally okay / understanding with that. (i thought zhangjing was safe and so didnt vote for him at the end…. but then when he was almost not gonna make it, i was like NOOooooOOOOOOOOoOoO IF ZHANGJING DOESNT MAKE IT, IM GONNA CRYYY) it was mainly that last spot that i was like oh if im gonna be realistic, its probably gonna be bu fan or ling chao BUT I REALLY WISH IT WAS LIN YANJUN, MAN OH MAN OH MAN I DONT THINK HE’LL MAKE IT BUT HE HAS THE SLIGHTESTTT CHANCE AND I REALLY WANT HIM TO MAKE IT SO IMMA VOTE FOR HIM EVERY DAY EVERY CHANCE I CAN!!!!! and so i voted for him like crazy and then when lin yanjun’s name actually got called, i was literally SHAKING like he was so emotional and i was so emotional and it was a real crazy moment where i was like so happy and so disbelief and so amazed and so proud and so. emotional. man oh man oh man it was beautiful :’) 

🕴 = who’s your favorite mentor?

ive never really thought about it, but now that i have, i think i have to say yixing! mainly because he honestly cared so much about them and also was there all the time. (okay i understand being super present was part of his job description, but being super considerate and caring technically wasnt???) like he really went out of his way to get to know them and keep up with them, and knew about their inside jokes and could bring them up to make them smile / cheer them up, esp during the eliminations. he also just really did not want to hurt them but also took responsibility to make sure they knew when they made mistakes and make sure they learned from them and could grow. 

🍂 = who’s someone you never thought you’d stan?

hahahahhahhaha LI XIKAN - he’s not my bias in MR-X (i say this so often, its almost as if im in denial LOL) but i really had the biggest change in opinion about him over time i think. I went into the first eval performances with positive impressions of a few trainees, and most notably in half-beast Team A: Xiao Gui bc that moment when he comforted ruibin when ruibin thought he’d messed up his recording for the eiei ranking eval i was like WOW WHAT A GOOD PERSON WOW WHAT A FRIEND WOW I LIKE THIS KID, Bu Fan bc my friends who i started off watching ip with all loved him / he’s hilarious / he really worked hard learning eiei in F class, and Li Quanzhe bc F class to B class slaayyyyy and also tried so hard to help other kids change from grey shirts to colorful shirts ahhhh my heart ;_; i love a hard working and talented boy, and so I went in very strongly rooting for half-beast Team A over half-beast Team B. but then half-beast Team B won mainly bc xikan got a tonnn of votes and i was like ??????? who dis????? why did you get so many votes?????? you make me sad that my kids didnt winnnnnn 😭 So basically i was very salty at xikan LOOOL poor guy he didnt deserve my salt, im sorry child 😂 but then as i got further and further into ip, i realized how dorky and funny and adorable and hard working xikan is and started to understand why people were voting for him and gradually began to forgive him HAHAHAHHAHA and now, if ya cant tell from the way i post about him, i love him!!!!!!! ❤ 

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[crownedswifticorn]

She does her lipstick with the glitter like I used to for my cheerleading competitions. SLAAYYYYY.

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[imaginegladions]

My favorite thing about this is that Lillie is like "ok you listen here you dumbass i've had it up to here with your shit" and I'm standing there like "hah that's my z-powered bestie right there slaayyyyy".