#like sack of potatoes even

[pointlessjey]

Hold creature tight

[turtledotjpeg]

girls who go 🧍

[iizuumi]

girl can be carried in so many ways ,,,,

[cicerfics]

Listen, I see Bond as a person who is deeply, fundamentally, self-sacrificially loyal to everyone at MI6 who is loyal to MI6. If they are loyal to the organization, Bond is loyal to them! He will kill and die for them! He will place himself between his colleagues and dangerous individuals! He is very livestock-guardian-coded!

It's just...his enthusiasm for this task varies based on the individual in question. For some (Mansfield!M and Q), he is only too happy to kill and die for them. He is vibrating with the desire to eliminate all threats to their person, and looking for opportunities to fling himself into danger on their behalf.

But for certain other people, like Skyfall/SPECTRE-era Mallory*, Bond's attitude is more like, "...I will kill and die for you, but I won't be happy about it. 😒 It's rotten work. Especially to me. Especially if it's you. I'll do it, but Jesus Christ."

All this is to say, I really want a fic where Mallory has been abducted and Bond (very effectively and efficiently) rescues him, while make it clear the whole time that he views this as a tremendous imposition. Like, he's going to do an absolutely A+ job of rescuing his boss, but he's going to complain about it the whole time.

He's going to sigh so heavily as he cuts through Mallory's bindings and removes his gag. He's going to shake his head so condescendingly as he takes down the baddie standing guard so he can secure Mallory's escape route. He will be bringing this up during every argument he and Mallory have in the future, and he's already making that clear.

Does this fic exist already? Someone please throw me a link if it does.

*As per usual, I am choosing to ignore what NTTD did to Mallory's character

[getvalentined]

I don't talk FlightRising often because it's kinda something I do with my sister, so it's closer to "IRL" than "fandom" for me—but as someone in Light who recently celebrated her tenth anniversary on the site, the complaints I keep seeing about our new Everlux babies are ridiculous.

Light is the flight with the dragon breed whose bodies can and will fuse together into a horrible undead monster if too many of them are killed in a single location and their corpses aren't removed or destroyed quickly enough. Our other modern breed eats its own eggshell after hatching, as soon as it's able to chew, and then spits it back up in the form of a pearl that it just kinda carries around for the rest of its life. Why is the magical draconic caterpillar too much?

You don't have to like the design, but this is ludicrous. You don't have to keep them. I don't keep Ridgebacks because I don't like how they look. I promise no one is going to arrest you for not having the "right" dragon PNGs in your lair.

For the love of Glittermom, pick up your eggs from Galore, hatch them, then sell them. I don't think the babies are clanbound, are they? Just the eggs? (Correct me if I'm wrong on this.) Someone who wants them gets first-gen Everluxes, you get paid, everyone goes home happy.

[utenixx]

Uh oh!

[blorboazula]

I'm a tall!Azula truther BUT Azula as a chaotic friend in miniature, which means her tall friends will grab her by the back of her shirt like she's their messy kitten.

[greatprotector-if]

HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY f!kallias doodle under the cut (WARNING FOR A LITTLE BIT OF BLOOD)

[breezy-cheezy]

Vash cuddling Meryl or carrying her around like a teddy bear because she's Smol and Sof and Warm. 🥰

Wow that looks big in this format. E. Extra tol Vash? (click for better quality)

Meryl is not happy with these arrangements. Vash may have found a new weighted stuffie jkHDSKFLS

(new requests are closed now btw)

[dinokiwii]

Jefferem peanut butter baby

FINE WHATEVER

thank fucking god they didnt know each other when they were kids

[notevenhodgepodge]

telepathically sending my period cramps to Mr Burns

[doppokannonzakaas]

Happy Belated Birthday Alven! ( @froglesbi / @coolrpblog )

[gaywario420]

ugh this new punch-out hyperfix is hitting me like a truck and i couldnt be happier!!!!!! :DDDD kay so i was lookin at these funny pictures of bears lookin into nature trail cameras, then it hit me: i have a feeling that bear hugger is probably not the best at using tech? that feels fitting, him being a rural guy afterall. so he tries to take one of these new-fangled 'selfie' things hes heard abt with his fuckin flip-phone or whatever and it just ends up like:

[rollinouttahere-writes]

Doll tells Nougat to go save Anglais from Dellfinger claiming that this would get Lizard to fall for him.

While they're duking it out, she grabs Lizard and is whisper yelling at her that this is their chance! Grab Sanji and Lucky and let's get out of here!

[spaghett-onaplate]

i wasn't that sick but I took a couple days off and I am so frustrated with myself for doing absolutely nothing productive whenever I'm home. does that frustration lead me to change those behaviours, however? no!

[cptkitten]

i tried to paint him after this. turns out i'm a bit shit at painting right now. pretty boy stays a sketch for now!