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a lot of older norms for internet and site etiquette are shit but you know what was good that we need to bring back? lurking. you need to lurk moar
#if you’re going to post or ask someone something consider lurking instead#to just watch and listen to other users until you learn how what’s going on in the space#im seeing ppl reply to joke posts like ‘what’s kayfabe?’ ‘what’s this mean? did you mean [OPPOSITE]?’#nah dude just chill out and sit and watch and search and it’ll make sense to you later#maybe I just miss forums#sasha speaks
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Vanessa TOTALLY got those Tapes for the FNAF lore..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf vanessa#tape girl#glitchtrap#fnaf help wanted#fnaf fanart#TAPE GIRL MENTIONED 🔥🔥#THIS IS AN UNSERIOUS COMIC BTW..#just a lil gaff a goof even#people always ask why Vanessa kept playing the vr game and putting the tapes together#easy answer… she just liked tape girls voice#checkmate theorists/j#NAH fr I actually like that Vanessa’s curiosity truly outweighed fear of any kind#makes sense being a beta tester she of course want to investigate#this comic was kinda an excuse to draw tape girl out#I haven’t seen a ton of fanart of her like ever#so think the girl deserves some love 🩵#she’s similar to phone guy/dude so she deserves more hype me thinks#the fact there’s no can’t of her with a tape recorder as her heard is criminal#she deserved it maybe I’ll do it myself as a bit we’ll see#I love Vanessa being a failgirl 🧡🤍🩷
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How I feel after I respond to people annoyed with my british accent jokes with “don’t get your knickers in a twist bruv”
#I’ve managed to piss people off with the safest jokes yet again#British people want to be oppressed I guess#they think I’m like super pro america just because I made jokes about British people nah dude we suck too just be self aware fuck#athena p
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Unexpected Guests Chapter 10: Page 8
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Gaster may have caught him off guard, but Flowey’s not done with him--he’s not about to let Gaster take away the one person who could possibly understand him. He’s finally doing something to earn his ‘best friend’ image.
I had some fun with this page! Coming up with all the little moments of Frisk and the monsters was nice, and then getting to draw some of Flowey’s off-kilter expressions, both were a nice stretch of the creative muscles.
Flowey has more to say next time--look for the next page on Feb. 23rd!
#undertale#undertale comic#unexpected guests comic#w. d. gaster#frisk (undertale)#flowey (undertale)#the rest of the cast appears too but not in person so i'm not tagging them XD#i was initially just going to draw the face flowey makes in the first panel... but then i was like 'nah let's try some of his others'#dude's SO expressive so it seemed a shame to miss out on that#meanwhile frisk is just like 'thanks?? i guess???'
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My favorite reading of Leo’s “indubitably” tell is that it’s not actually a tell, and Leo just plays it up as one so he doesn’t get called out when he really wants to hide something.
Especially since throughout the series we see him lie and trick multiple times without saying the word once.
I like to think that one time when they were kids Leo happened to learn the word “indubitably” and because he tends to repeat new words he learns, he ended up using it at the same time as he was caught lying. He uses the word again later in another lie, and that’s where the association comes from.
OR- counter argument: “indubitably” is one of his tells, but only for unimportant things, especially when said to family. Long plays, particularly ones with villains, are in a different category in his head.
#rottmnt#rottmnt leo#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt headcanons#bro said ‘oh everyone thinks that’s a tell…well I won’t stop them then 💅’#lil schemer#absolutely a one off gag type of thing but fun to take further#listen my boy is a lil manipulative and u know what he’s so valid for it#dude pulled off the Lair Games 4D chess play like it was nothing he 100% knows what to do to get people to believe what he says and does#actually while we’re down here can we take a moment to recognize how good a planner he is as well#because in many unhappy returns when he’s setting up he and splinters battle#he (on the SPOT) decides to incorporate Big Mama’s guards into the fight as well…because he came up with a plan to use them on the kraken#like please that’s so???? nah I don’t think I’ll ever get over that
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#sleep token#iv sleep token#nah dude you can't just do this nahhhhh#i have had the absolute worst week physically been fucked to the heavens and smeared across hell#and he just with the and the and ヽ(*´^`)ノ#he would taste of sprite jello#returned to us at last king#ii is once again in his peripheral#whoever does their paint is a god like#those are eyes staring at us through the void#wow#now live rendition sir mister the fourth
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new chapter soon
#enaspics#album: meme#bungou stray dogs#bsd dazai#are u j or srs dude let us know#me kicking down the door and seeing Dazai slumped against the wall#like are u playing or nah
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I really want to see Lin Chung taking a selfie just like the ones I see on those Kpop photocards! I'm inlove with your Lin Chung!!! He's my childhood crush!!! ♡(> ਊ <)♡
Boo thank you so much 😭❤️ im glad you enjoy my version of Lin Chung! Also lol, who hadn't had a lil small crush on this dude when we first watched the show. 😏
Here have a selfie doodle! Two version even ;3
I keep imagining its a very interesting new recruitment technique Big Green started to implement... I mean Lin Chung could basically be a male version of Sonia, in terms of luring people to BG side, lol.
#hero 108#hero: 108#lin chung#also ngl i was at first very confused because i thought k-pop postcard were some sort of specific type of selfie#but nah its just cute/handsome dudes and i was like ok i can do that xD#never can pass on an opportunity to draw handsome lin chung#listen that dude is basically shipped with everyone and anyone 😂 thats how much sway he has over fandom
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Ok no I'm not done being weird yet, here's another idea for the marriage canon event stuff
Miguel and other Spiders are getting on your ass about, "oh, how old are you now? Why aren't you looking for a husband yet? Why are you spending so much time here?" And are, you know, your friends who love you and for your own good are trying to get you to complete your canon so you, you know, LIVE, but the way you see it is, being forced to do something like that and sacrifice yourself like that isn't living. You're not going to actively pursue and seek out a relationship, you want one to happen naturally, and nothing has felt natural to you and you're afraid of being hurt like that, of being rejected, of opening yourself up to someone and not being good enough, but, O'Hara and the Society don't really want to hear that. It's escalating over time. Little comments here and there, people randomly interjecting their personal anecdotes about their family and their kids into the conversation, "oh this is just like when me and Mary Jane--" "oh my kid loves this flavor, she gets so excited, I like to be naughty and get her these as a treat"
So you reach the point where you're fed up. This is so massively fucking inappropriate of them. There's no "set age" for this kind of thing so why are they harassing you like this, acting like, oh, you gotta hurry and pursue shit right now, it's for your own good? It's just pissing you off and pushing you away. You love traveling to different dimensions and exploring new places and experiencing things that are literally out of this world but if the trade-off for that is constantly being badgered with this stupid narrative of having to sacrifice yourself, you'll happily go home and break canon and die, because at least you'll be truly living and making a choice
So anyways to get to the meat of this post: you've decided you're leaving the Spider Society and you're not going to talk to any of these bitches anymore, just haven't fully decided on when, but like, you're literally thinking within the next week, but you're still, there. And one day you're in the lobby, trying to stand around because you're supposed to go on some sort of stupid assignment, Peter B and Jess with you, the parents talking about baby stuff as you roll your eyes and Peter suspiciously needs you to keep holding Mayday until you're literally refusing, "just put her on the ground or something, you let her climb on walls and shit anyways"
And because you're in the lobby, this big open space with tons of people passing through, suddenly in walks Miguel with. Another Miguel, completely unrelated to the mission you and the others are about to do, kind of just bumping into each other as they pass through. Miguel2 just got scouted by his counterpart that he met during chasing an anomaly, and they're getting to know each other, and at some point Miguel2 is like "can my wife come too 🥺👉👈 she's also a Spider and I can't be here without her" and everyone is a little confused because there's supposed to be the whole only 'one Spider per dimension' rule besides like family, like Peter and Mayday, and you'll just never guess whose alternate universe variant is his wife :) another you comes bounding in wearing casual baggy clothes but looks so radiant and happy, all "hubby 🥰" as she kisses her husband, you're just awkwardly sending glances to 'your' Miguel as you two are, understandably feeling awkward because, you're, coworkers, and here are two people who look exactly like you being all lovey dovey "princesa 🥰" "guapito 🥰"
This other you just seems so, VIBRANT and she's introducing herself and shaking hands and she sees Peter B, "oh my god you have a baby, I'm so happy for you, she's so cute!" And she's hugging him, and you watch Peter B's eyes go kind of wide and he looks down, "OH, you're like--" and Other You just kind of laughs and parts her coat, showing off her rounded tummy, "haha yeah, there's a baby in there! Number 3, we're so excited! 🥰" and you're just. Simultaneously feeling some sort of fucked up combination of the most visceral and extreme discomfort you've ever felt in your entire life and also some kind of. Envy. Because she has everything you thought you didn't want and she seems so, SO fucking happy, with a husband who loves her, she clearly loves her babies, and she's being accepted by all of your friends instantly, like they're all gathered around talking as you're just, basically on the outside of the circle, actively putting up distance, only standing around because, uh hey guys weren't we supposed to be doing something--
Your skin is crawling as Other You uses her own watch from her husband to zip back to her own dimension and comes back with her babies on each hip, twins that she's just so happy to introduce to her new friends, who are SUPPOSED to be YOUR friends, "THIS one is Gabriella, and this one is Gabriel. Aren't they so cute? 🥰 theyre both so chunky they almost killed me but it was SO worth it" And once she realizes you're you, or, you're her, she wants to immediately chat you up and be buddy-buddy and goes to hand one of her babies to you and you. Refuse. Absolutely refuse. Suddenly you're the pariah of the group, both Miguels are sending you looks. Why are you being so fucking rude? Just put your arms out??? But you won't. You're just, soul-suckingly disgusted by this entire scenario. Not only is it putting an unspoken pressure onto you, but, seeing this other you be so fucking happy AND accomplishing all the things your "friends" have been badgering you about makes you feel SO indescribably insecure
Fine. Let it be like a revolving door. Another you enters Spider Society, one of you leaves. But you're so bitter and hurt you can't help but get in a jab at her, wanting to tarnish her "fake" happiness, feeling so personally hurt and offended by her very presence and existence in the room. "Hey so wouldn't your babies also be Spiders and have to suffer through the canon events too? And since you don't have any other family members, your kids' canon events might be YOU or Miguel dying? Aren't you glad you gave birth to your kids only to die and leave them without a mom and dad and forever doom them to a narrative where they can never make their own choices and are cosmically destined to be unhappy just because YOU wanted a cute baby? Sorry I guess I'm just built different. Hey remember how when we were little girls and we used to feel like mom only gave birth to us because she wanted someone who would love her and we resented her for bringing us into the world to have such a harsh life, aren't you so happy that's EXACTLY how your kids are going to feel about YOU?"
Mom!You is instantly bursting into tears and holding her little belly for comfort as her husband looks ready to tear you to ribbons, FURIOUS, all the healthy people in the room understandably disappointed and upset with you, like what the FUCK girl, meanwhile you're opening up a portal to your home dimension and just chucking your watch straight into the floor. "Keep this. I won't be coming back" while everyone is kind of dismissive of how truly upset you are, kind of just like "come on, don't be like this 🙄" like you're throwing a tantrum when in actuality you're going home and are seriously considering selling Osborne or Doc Ock all of your radioactive eggs. You'll always be YOU before you're a Spider, and if they want to force you to put The Job above yourself your entire life, they're dead wrong.
Meanwhile after you leave, pulling each other aside for privacy, Miguel2 is asking your Miguel why he's risking breaking his own canon by not wife-ing you up yet and comparing notes from all of the other dimensions where you and him are together as your Miguel is shocked by the sheer number of same occurrences. Miguel is all on about, "what does this even mean, we're from entirely different dimensions", and Miguel2 over here just unapologetically, "so? My wife is also from another dimension, I just took her, she got used to it, it's totally fine bro, it's canon, just do it, just do whatever you want. it's fine bro I'M TELLING YOU--" and maybe even Mom!You is so, sucked into her own "it's ok I was initially forced into this because I'm happy now" world that she's even advocating, "oh gosh if I was her I'd be SO lonely, hearing how you two aren't even that close, especially not anymore, and you've all been avoiding her, and she doesn't even have a baby to care for and give her love 🥺 most 'me's are at least dating right now, so, i bet she's feeling so much pain, she NEEDS YOU right now 🥺"
Peter B is sent to give you another watch and tell you, it's ok, you can come back, they promise they're not gonna bug you about dating and stuff anymore, and you're just all "nah, I'm ok! :) you can keep it :) I've had enough of you guys :) dont let the door hit your ass on the way out :)" meanwhile Miguel 1 and 2 are comparing strategies, "see, when MY wife was refusing to come back to me, what I did was..."
#yandere spiderverse#yandere miguel o'hara#miguel o'hara x reader#like maybe hes always felt drawn to you and was holding himself back and then he learns youre canon and like?#hes like Oh Ok so theres a reason im like this. its totally normal and ok i feel this way :) and its like nah dude youre a lil crazy...
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Queer women who have never seen Xena before are gonna be in for such a treat when they finally watch it
#xena#xena: warrior princess#xena warrior princess#there's no other show like it#134 episodes centred around the relationship between two equally developed female characters#who get to just kick butt and be queer#without homophobia or sexism#and any drama between them is external drama and not like 'oh no you're cheating on me'#nah it's like full on like 'we are in a fight because you wanted to kill my half demon child because it may or may not have killed a dude'#and then everything is solved the gayest way in existence aka a musical#idk i am just infinitely glad I have gotten to experience this show#and i am excited for the fact that there are a tonne of people out there that will one day get to experience the show for the first time#idk do yourself a favour and watch it if you haven't
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My brain said “put that beast in a situation” and I complied :3c
Kraw unwittingly becomes part of a “catch and release” wildlife program by some rather oblivious field researchers.
I may do a continuation since I’ve become attached to my little haphazard team of researchers trying their hand at nature filmography, but I have so much other stuff I wanna work on 😰
I wasn’t even going to ink this thing. I blacked out and somehow ended up here.
#monster art#sea monster#comic#monster dude#kraw#I was going to make the ginger guy a human but then I thought nah he needs a tail#I imagine he sounds like Varney from Castlevania#poor guy just wants to be the next david attenborough#cant tell the difference between the wildlife and the locals#hope ya don’t mind brief kraw sheath#tumblr crashed when I tried to post this before#lets go again
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more from the reincarnated band au in the form of: sometimes you're just a girl who wants to have a nice lunch date w your partner, but then her incredibly rude coworker stalks in (bc he stalks everywhere) and then you realise you've miscalculated bc the shop is one block away from the gym and his appearance makes sense, he does leave the gym at this hour (you're annoyed that you know ouyang's routine). Some random jockman is trailing after him and ouyang appears as pleased as he is desperate to evade him, and they both sit down with you and you end up eating your noodles next to some sweaty guy you just met, while zhu and ouyang bicker gleefully at each other about music.
#the radiant emperor#she who became the sun#he who drowned the world#zhu chongba#general ouyang#ma xiuying#esen temur#alternatively i call this i have a fever and decided to greyscale render#double alternatively i call this join me on my journey as i draw zhu progressively hotter with every sketch that goes by#listen im tentative abt this esen design but then I'm like no girl be daring he should look like a fuckhead#floppy stupid eboy hair and tanktop from the gym#goatee one hoop earring deadlift ass motherfucker dumbass#he's like i met this guy and he's just so cool dude he's in a band or sth#and wbx is like oh okay so you wanna fuck him and esen is like whAA ME? NAH he's just. super cool.#i hate them actually i want to kick them all in the shins#my art#band au
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How do we feel about Beach wear Noritoshi....
Everyone thinks he'd go covered head to toe wearing those wet suits divers use, but no. Noritoshi isn't the type to want to attract attention to himself when it's not needed, so he'd try to blend in. Emphasis on try.
He's the guy wearing a covering or some shit. I think you'd have to fight him to wear a translucent one. (if you splash him with water, you'll acheive the same effect thoughahahaha) even though it's a beach, he's trying to find an appropriate way to cover up, hes just like that. yes to sunscreen ofc. I can see him in a sun hat, but it's not his.. maybe he took it from one of the girls
HIS HAIR WOULD BE UP BC ITD BE TOO HOT AND THE SUN HAT WOULD HELP HIM FROM GETTING OVERHEATED H.H....H IS FACE WOULD BE FLUSHED BC OF THE HEAT AND. AND. AND.. he's like the beach babe on the shore, soaking up the sun and reading a book or smth. if you splash him with water, i can see him trying to get you back. then boom bam, hes in the water with everyone else.
OH FUCK that's even IF he goes to the beach. it's like seeing God in the flesh, idk man I'd go blind........... hed probably come along when he realizes theres hot people at the beach. he cant have you looking at people in that state, hold on hes going. give him five minutes..!
EXTRA
[untied covering version under the cut. like his booefjehsaf are out aha.]
ahahahahahahahahaa *froths at the mouth*
mf dont even begin to look at me like that
#kamo noritoshi#noritoshi kamo#noritoshi#kamo noritoshi x reader#noritoshi kamo x reader#noritoshi x reader#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#FAM IMA BE SO FR W YOU. ITS SO COLD WHERE I AM RN#AS OF POSTING THIS#BUT ITS FUCKING SUMMER SOMEWHERE OUT THERE SO LETS FUCKING GO#IM TELLING YOU WHEN I FUCKING SAW THIS ASK I FROZE#HOW ARE WE FEELING?????#FAM WE'RE FEELING FUCKING DEAD AND RESUSCITATED#GOD I FEEL LIKE YOU ANSWERED MY PRAYERS OR SOME SHIT BC I WANTED TO TAKE THIS MANS SHIRT OFF SO BAD BUT NEVER HAD A PROPER EXCUSE#OFFICER. GOD. TUMBLR STAFF.... THIS IS PURELY FOR THE SAKE OF ANDSWERING MY BELOVED CULT MEMBER'S QUESTION#I SWEAR THERE IS NO OTHER UNDERLYING REASON#OFFICER PLEASE#nah its embarrassing how hyped i got for this ask#you got me wide awake at 8 am bc of beach wear......#I WANTED TO SHOW HIS WAIST BUT THE FUCKING STUPID COVERING BLOCKED IT ALL.#WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME @ MYSELF?!??????#DOES THIS COUNT AS SUGGESTIVE????#NO. ITS JUST HIS CHEST. DONT LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT 👊💥💥👊💥👊💥💥#HOW COULD I FORGET ABOUT THE NORITOSHI THAT TEASES YOU BACK...... IM SUCH A FOOL. GOD STRIKE ME DOWN RN......#DUDE I DABBLED IN IT A BIT HERE BUT OH MY FUCK.... IT NEEDS AN ENTIRE POST OH FUCK#tysm anon I'll love you till my heart rots#you dont understand my devastation half way through when he kinda looked like beach geto. pinterest if you ever get your filthy paws on thi#and call him geto. istg ill gut you alive#null rot
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Vigil (2021 - )
Rose Leslie as Kirsten Longacre
"I never just wanted the parts of you that were easy"
#vigil#vigil bbc#rose leslie#kirsten longacre#we all (rightfully) love suranne#but like good god the head tilt#the way she looks through her hair#BUT ALSO THAT FIRST ONE WHERE AMY GETS BACK#and she just SENSES her#nah dude#she's beautiful that is all#the one where they're dancing and the one where they are in bed together almost end me every time#mine
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WHAT IS THIS AND WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME?!??
i am actually losing my shit what the hell
#DRU MY LOVELY#SHE LOOKS SO CUTE HERE#AND NOT AT HER KNOWING JULIAN WOULDN'T APPROVE#OUR LITTLE TROUBLEMAKER#AND ITS FROM A TLKOF SCENE???? NAH DUDE IM OUT#THIS IS THE GREATEST#ALSO CASSIE MENTIONED SHE WILL BE POSTING THE COMIC IN INSTALLMENTS OVER THE SUMMER THATS A FUCKING WIN#AND SHE SAID THE COMIC OVERLAPS WITH THE FIRST CHAPTER SO DOES THAT MEAN KITTY POVS IN CHP.1?!?!#im not okay#like i gotta calm down wtf#dru blackthorn#kit herondale#ty blackthorn#cassandra clare#cassandra jean#the last king of faerie#the wicked powers#tlkof#twp#tsc
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hi so umm could we get some more kagekao? I'm so obsessed with the way you draw omg <3
heres this for you anon, fresh from the oven
#ask#anonymous#creepypasta#fanart#creepypasta kagekao#kagekao#anyone know if this dudes creator is chill or nah. i just liked him when i was a kid LMFAO#creepypasta eyeless jack#eyeless jack
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