#like lisa?? albedo??? xingqiu???? ningguang?????

[fischlkin]

✦cuddles.

genshin impact characters' favorite ways to cuddle.

you lying between their legs with your head resting on their chest, so they can look down at you with pride every once in a while and see you snuggled up against their warm body. they love this position because it reminds them they are wanted.

[ayato, baizhu, dehya, kazuha, lyney, nilou, raiden, xiao, yae miko, yelan, gorou, kaveh, rosaria, thoma, xingqiu]

same as above except they are the one lying between your legs with their head on your chest, looking up at you every so often to peck your lips, before burying their head back down again to listen to your heartbeat. they love this position because it gives you access to their hair, so you can play with it.

[ayaka, furina, itto, keqing, kokomi, lynette, venti, yoimiya, bennett, chevreuse, layla, razor, kujou sara, sethos]

sitting up on a couch or against a headboard, with you straddling their lap, and resting your head in the crook of their neck. they love this position because of the easy access to your neck, face, and hips, which they will rest their hands and rub their thumbs on.

[dainsleif, alhaitham, arlecchino, childe, cyno, diluc, tighnari, wanderer, wriothesley, beidou, kaeya, lisa]

good ol' spooning, with you in their arms. they are rarely the little spoon because they just love feeling like they are protecting you. they also love this position because your hair always smells nice, they can play with it, and they can also kiss your neck.

[la signora, albedo, clorinde, eula, ganyu, mona, neuvillette, shenhe, xianyun, zhongli, candace, heizou, kuki shinobu, ningguang, xiangling]

these ones are suckers for being the little spoon. after a long and grueling day, they need to come home to a person who will take care of them and give them affection. they like this position because it makes them feel safe and protected.

[chiori, hu tao, jean, navia, amber, chongyun, charlotte, collei, faruzan, fischl, freminet, kirara, noelle, sucrose]

[enemui]

⁉️What your favorite Genshin Impact character says about you🫵

🐰Amber: Your favorite Pokémon is Eevee and your favorite Sanrio character is My Melody.

🌹Lisa: You're not scared of smart women but you are scared of interesting women.

🛡️Noelle: You don't know shit and plan on keeping it that way.

🫧Barbara: You either sell or buy gamer girl bathwater.

🦇Fischl: You're quarter-delusional. Like, you are delusional, but sometimes you're aware that you are delusional.

☘️Bennett: You have a soft spot for miserable little creatures and you desperately need a bigger character trait than that.

🍖Razor: You love dogs, even if they're old, ugly little goblins.

🐱Diona: You love cats and hate alcohol. Those are two rare instances of you feeling strongly about anything.

🔮Mona: You were assigned financial irresponsibility at birth, and haven't managed to do anything to change your fate.

🗡️Rosaria: You think having a healthy biorhythm is overrated. You also look like a human cigarette.

🖌️Mika: You let your feelings of pity towards others control you.

🍀Klee: You're the fun parent. You probably own a spoiled pet.

🦴Sucrose: You actually love to talk, people just hate to listen.

🧪Albedo: You're gay and neurodivergent.

❄️Eula: You're weak to corporate tricks. You should really work on that.

🦚Kaeya: You're not known to have functional relationships and healthy coping mechanisms.

🦉Diluc: You think you could get an edgy boy to open up to you. You couldn't because the moment someone is even a little cold to you, you will cry.

🦁Jean: You always order the same thing from the menu. Not because it's your favorite, but because you're scared of trying anything new.

🍏Venti: If being horny and annoying was a sport, you'd be an Olympic athlete.

🐇Yaoyao: You can be sold anything with a cute mascot plastered on it.

🌶️Xiangling: You wonder how a lot of different things taste like and you need to be stopped.

🧊Chongyun: There's a great disparity between how you want to be perceived versus how you are actually perceived.

💦Xingqiu: You are knowingly annoying and don't plan to stop anytime soon.

🎸Xinyan: You're misunderstood, but you definitely don't make an effort to be anything else.

⚰️Hu Tao: Your self-proclaimed pranks have resulted in actual damages to people's mental and physical well-being.

🎼Yun Jin: You've projected onto your partner before to the point you lost the ability to identify their actual character.

🥥Qiqi: You aren't swayed by public opinions.

🐍Baizhu: Close the wikipedia tab with a list of terminal diseases, you're fine, just severely dramatic.

🏔️Shenhe: You've been in abusive relationships. Not sure if as the victim or perpetrator, but you were in them.

🎲Yelan: You'd be perfectly content as a housewife. Just do chores and read smut.

⚓️Beidou: You don't mind putting in the work to change things to be more to your liking.

��Ningguang: You have no qualms sucking up to people for a bit of societal advantage.

🍤Keqing: You've entered relationships before, thinking you could change them. No, that absolutely did not go well for you.

⚖️Yanfei: It's not just your exes who suck, you have an entire toxic friend group.

🔔Ganyu: You have an elaborate power fantasy about quitting your job.

🫖Madame Ping: You're a classy lesbian.

⚙️Guizhong: You present your opinions as facts.

☁️Cloud Retainer: You've been in a situation when you've found your girlfriend's mom more attractive than your girlfriend.

🪽Xiao: You're non-binary and depressed.

🐉Zhongli: You need a man to kiss the back of your hand. Also you have a strained relationship with your father.

🍁Kaedehara Kazuha: You don't care about looks, only vibes. You're also addicted to adderall.

🍃Sayu: You are serious about the silly and silly about the serious. Sometimes it's funny, other times you deserve to be dropkicked into the sun.

🎁Kirara: You have a crippling addiction to adorable girls.

🦌Shikanoin Heizou: You are guilty of the "thinking with your dick/pussy". Don't try to deny it, you didn't even care until his birthday became a national holiday.

⚡️Kuki Shinobu: You have better things to do than a well-paying job, such as arson.

👹Arataki Itto: You are a size queen. You also think you're way more interesting than you actually are.

🎇Yoimiya: You've had a crush on the same person for the longest time and every time you think you're over them, they make a request of you and you jump on it like a dog.

👺Kujou Sara: You could probably use hormonal therapy.

🍡Thoma: You think appearances don't matter as long as he's nice. You're also a terrible judge of character, so all your exes are just overall shitty people.

🪭Kamisato Ayaka: You cannot survive without your established social circle. Were it not for the luxuries of civilization, you'd be dead in a ditch.

🧋Kamisato Ayato: You have no self-respect, if a slightly above average man tells you to do something, you'll do it.

🐕Gorou: You don't need a man, you need a dog.

🪸Sangonomiya Kokomi: You don't know how to dress well, but you really want a girlfriend who does.

🦊Yae Miko: You think as long as a woman is hot, she can do whatever the fuck she pleases.

🌸Raiden Ei: You've been in a relationship with an unmedicated mentally ill person and walked out of that experience having learned nothing.

🧞‍♀️Dori: The world would be better off without you.

🌻Tighnari: You have an attitude and you refuse to reign it in no matter how inappropriate for the situation it is.

🪴Collei: You either have no idea what you're doing or you should be in jail.

🪷Nilou: You live quite blissfully, but dealing with you isn't easy. This is called ignorance.

✨Layla: Your best exam results come from days when you showed up to class hungover and on 45 minutes of sleep.

📐Faruzan: Your family broke the generational curse, which somehow had a negative impact on your character.

🪻Candace: You are the mom friend, but only because you have to be. Like, you're a mess, but you're a lot less of a mess than your friends.

🌺Dehya: You can draw yourself symmetrical eyeliner.

🃏Cyno: You probably have a good moral compass, but you still aren't easy to get along with.

🦅Alhaitham: You're, like, severely delusional. You either think he's like you or that you could be on good terms with him. Both of those are clear signs of delusional behavior.

🕊️Kaveh: I hate to break it you, but buying stuffed animals can't substitute for going to therapy.

☂️Wanderer: Most of the time, you're really cute, but you can be absolutely terrifying if you so choose. You're also trans.

💉Dottore: You're fairly submissive but if someone makes you mad, you'll make sure they regret it.

🌱Nahida: You're addicted to winning arguments. You don't even need to be right, you just need to feel like you've won, even if you resort to the method of wearing a person down until they no longer want to continue debating with you.

🌂Navia: You have leadership skills specifically in the "do as I say, not as I do" department.

🐧Freminet: You're non-binary and have anxiety.

🎩Lynette: You're very patient but you'd rather not be.

🪄Lyney: You have a dark secret and the dark secret is that you're actually a Danganronpa girlie.

🍷Arlecchino: You're not a good person but you genuinely don't think it's that bad.

⚔️Clorinde: You have fallen prey to misinformation on numerous occasions before.

🩹Sigewinne: You'd sacrifice your liver to keep a person happy.

🐺Wriothesley: You can be appeased by an act of hot girl shit.

🌊Neuvillette: You need a man to kiss the back of your hand. Also you have a strained relationship with your mother.

💧Furina: You're delusional. Could be affectionate, could be derogatory, it varies from person to person.

🦟Paimon: You don't know shit but you have an opinion on everything.

🐋Tartaglia: Your exes all belong in jail. So does your current and next partner. You never fucking learn, do you?

💰Pantalone: You don't need a healthy relationship, you need a sugar daddy.

🖤Capitano: You are, amongst other things, a monsterfucker. You want to be destroyed, but, like, lovingly.

🎀Columbina: You are a mix of a pomeranian and a Biblically accurate angel.

🎭Pierro: You are fatherless on an Olympic level. You don't need a father, you need a daddy.

💫Lumine: You're a hot girl. You're either stupid or evil, but you're a hot girl. If you're not a girl, you are a red flag.

☄️Aether: You have a crippling crop top addiction and you have no idea what to do with your hair.

🌌Dainsleif: You date people before getting to know them, but don't understand why you don't get along with your partners.

[luciddreamingcrow]

Abandoned by The Creator{Sagau}

Summery: After your friend decided to move on from genshin they give you their acc to play with.

Some context before reading!!: in this sagau the characters see their original owner of the acc as the creator

Gene & Warnings: angst(?), fluff, themes of abandonment, also I most likely misscharacterized some characters here and there!

After some more weeks they still haven't lost hope, they still waited in the same spot that they were left at. The creators mains started to panic wandering if they weren't enough for them, blaming themselves for what happened.

•✧⊰

After a few days passed and still nothing, why isn't the creator coming back? Every single character was thinking why would they abandon them? We're they doing to low dmg? Weren't they good enough? Are they ok behind the screen? They couldn't think of any other reason why the creator was gone, at the 30th day of the creator not logging in the characters assumed that they were just burned out and were just busy, they'll come back eventually.

But atlas they logged in! But it wasn't the creator that logged in, but it was you, they have heard of you when the creator would talk to you or text you, your characters would visit their world and defeat bosses together once in a while, but where's the creator? Why are you here instead of the creator? Where is the creator in the first place? Has the creator abandoned them? Everything was so confusing but they still were obeying your commands (well not everyone) doing the daily commissions quests etc. Some of them rebelled against your wishes, like for example:

Whenever you'd pres W to walk they would disobey and use their still or their burst out of spite just to annoy you,

or when you'd cook they would never give you a bonus or their specialty,

or whenever you'd enchant a artifact they would purposely try to get the artifact to land on flat defense or hp and never the substat you want.

But this rebellion wouldn't last for that long, because eventually they would notice the amount of effort you are putting on them, from the way you pamper them with new artifacts, new weapons or even giving them some precious constellations, some of them even got a place specifically made for them in the teapot.

But not every main reacted the same way to this major change

•✧⊰

✧°These characters accepted the fact that the creator won't return and made peace with it and in the end accepted you as their new creator, for now they are enjoying the luxuries that you are gifting them, but there's still a hint of yearning for their first creator:

Kokomi, Kazuha, Albedo, Candice, Thoma, Yungin, Nilou, Ningguang, Xiangling, Yanfei, Layla.

✧°These characters accepted the fact that the creator won't return but they are still way too emotionally attached the the creator but they try to move on and be thankful that they have someone else to take care of them but they are afraid to get too attached to you:

Diluc, Noelle, Kayea, Sucrose, Yaoyao, Yae Miko.

✧°At first they refused that the creator isn't coming back, always hoping that one day they'll be back, but after a long period of time they accept that the creator just won't come back. They may have accepted this fact and might accept the fact that now you are the creator and cherish you but their harts will belong to the first creator and nobody else:

Ayaka, Jean, Nahida, Alhaitham, Beidou, Thoma, Barbara.

✧°These characters need a bit more time to process this huge change, they are still confused and unsure whether not to trust you, will you abandon them like the creator did? They are not sure but give them some time and they will warm up eventually:

Itto, Shenhe, Ganyu, Tighnari, Bennett, Ei, Xingqiu, Yelan, Kuki Shinobu, Sara, Lisa.

✧°These characters wouldn't show any sign of sadness or confusion but they feel betrayed beyond words, and how dare the creator abandon them! Doesn't the creator have at least pity on them? after what they have been though? They would most likely side with the new creator out of spite just to "show" the first creator what they are missing because they "choose" to abandon them:

(more mad than sad) Scaramouche, Diona, Ayato(?), Rosaria.

(more sad than mad) Fischl, Childe, Mona, Xiao.

[sinsmockingbird]

Did a tier list tonight with @sea-lanterns & @cthuloo. It was fun. We ranked the Genshin Impact Constellations. Just to let you know, the rankings for each tier aren't in order of best to least... I just like being color coded.

TIER 1: Hu Tao, Yanfei, Arataki Itto, Navia, Kaveh, Heizou, Xianyun, Ganyu, Kaeya, Rosaria, Wriothesley, Kokomi, Neuvillette, Tartaglia, Yelan, Beidou, Lisa, Yae Miko

TIER 2: Dehya, Diluc, Lyney, Yoimiya, Albedo, Alhaitham, Tighnari, Lynette, Ayaka, Eula, Layla, Candace, Nilou, Clorinde, Cyno, Fischl, Razor

TIER 3: Amber, Chevreuse, Xiangling, Baizhu, Nahida, Kazuha, Sayu, Xiao, Chongyun, Freminet, Furina, Sigewinne

TIER 4: Arlecchino, Gaming, Xinyan, Chiori, Noelle, Emilie, Kirara, Yaoyao, Faruzan, Sucrose, Barbara, Mona, Shinobu

TIER 5: Bennett, Klee, Gorou, Yun Jin, Jean, Diona, Mika, Qiqi, Shenhe

TIER 6: Thoma, Aether, Ningguang, Zhongli, Collei, Lumine, Venti, Wanderer, Charlotte, Ayato, Xingqiu, Dori, Keqing, Raiden, Sara, Sethos

NOTE: All three of us agreed that Wanderer and Raiden (sad to say my bae) have the worst constellation designs. But that's just our opinion! Thoma and Ayato make absolutely no sense for them. Finally, Sara deserves better than a fan... her constellation should be either a tengu mask or a tengu bird.

[kaiser-s-bitch]

most important question of them all: what genshin characters prefer boobs over ass? (pls also include genshin women, they deserve some love)

HECK YEAH LETS GO

a/n: I added thighs bc why not & I included everyone except for the lil children (aka I included the teens) bc I don’t consider this nsfw; also disclaimer that these are ofc just my opinion so take it w a grain of salt

also shoutout to @naradae for helping me w these!

—————

Ass, Thighs or Boobs?

- Genshin edition

Arlecchino - ass & thighs

Chiori - thighs

Xianyun - no preference (she’s mommy but seems aggressively straight)

Gaming - ass & thighs, he just likes looking at them when walking/moving around

Chevreuse - boobs

Navia - thighs

Furina - boobs

Wriothesley - ass (as if he doesn’t already have enough ass for all of us lmfao)

Neuvillette - boobs & thighs

Freminet - thighs? (plus he seems like he‘d like chubby ppl bc they give the best hugs)

Lyney - thighs

Lynette - boobs

Kirara - no preference

Baizhu - gay LMFAO

Kaveh - thighs (our bi king here loves em on everyone)

Dehya - ass & thighs

Alhaitham - too autistic to have a preference💀 doesn’t really look at ppl lol

Wanderer - thighs

Faruzan - no preference

Layla - boobs cause very comfy to sleep on

Nilou - boobs

Cyno - ass (would randomly slap it) & thighs

Candace - boobs & thighs

Tighnari - ass

Collei - boobs

Heizou - everything tbh

Shinobu - thighs

Yelan - ass & thighs

Ayato - boobs

Yae Miko - thighs

Shenhe - no preference

Yun Jin - boobs

Itto - everything, maybe leaning towards thicc thighs

Gorou - boobs

Thoma - ass

Kokomi - boobs bc she doesn’t have any

Raiden Ei - no preference

Sara - thighs (or anything on Raiden LMAO)

Yoimiya - boobs

Ayaka - boobs & maybe thighs

Kazuha - ass

Eula - no preference

Yanfei - boobs (same reason as Kokomi)

Rosaria - no preference, maybe thighs

Hu Tao - boobs

Xiao - thighs

Ganyu - thighs bc she likes being squished between them while napping

Albedo - ass

Zhongli - personality💀💀

Xinyan - ass

Tartaglia - everything but heavy on boobs

Venti - boobs to squish them and make a honking noise

Keqing - boobs & thighs

Mona - boobs

Diluc - ass & thighs

Jean - thighs

Chongyun - no preference

Noelle - boobs

Bennett - boobs bc comfy and squishy

Fischl - no preference

Ningguang - thighs

Xingqiu - no preference

Beidou - ass

Xiangling - no preference

Razor - ass

Lisa - thighs

Kaeya - everything as long as it’s squishy enough

Amber - boobs

Lumine - thighs

Aether - boobs

[ajaxstar]

Valentine's ♡

characters: all playable genshin characters (except children characters like klee, dori, etc.), the eleven harbingers + tsaritsa, and kaveh x gn!reader

genres: sfw, fluff!!! (no angsty heart's day on my watch!), features types of vday dates i think they most likely will plan for the two of you after you told them that they'll be in charge

notes: it's been a while, hasn't it? this post doesn't fully imply that i'm 100% back, but i am working on it!! i haven't written anything for such a long time, so i might be getting rusty and it might show here. i used the genshin impact wikia as reference for the characters, let me know if i missed anyone!

BEFORE YOU CONTINUE : they made sure that they ran you through the whole plan without spoiling it completely to make sure you'll be comfortable during the whole day. after all, the date is for the both of you, not just for them! they want to make sure the two of you will enjoy it.

— ADVENTURING WITH YOU

they're the type to plan a date that concerns going out. they'll bring you literally everywhere they know you love — to the amusement/theme park, movies, theater, museums, mall, out of town/the country, the library, fancy meals — anywhere!! if you have a favorite hobby that concerns a few more things (sports, arts, etc.), you bet that it's in the list! it doesn't matter if it's not their cup of tea, it's in the list and they will join you, even if it includes breaking a sweat or two. throughout the whole day, they have their hands on you in any type of way that you consent. they'll keep their hand holding yours, their arms around your waist, on your shoulder — anywhere. they can't afford getting separated from you, mostly if it's a vast and/or crowded area, but also because of their desire to be close. with or without exchanging gifts, love is reciprocated.

"you are the only gift i ever want."

ꔛ albedo, amber, itto, barbara, bennett, collei, faruzan, fischl, hu tao, kazuha, ayaka, keqing, mona, nilou, ningguang, noelle, ei, razor, shenhe, thoma, aether, xiangling, xingqiu, xinyan, yoimiya, yun jin, zhongli, dottore, columbina, pantalone, pulcinella, tsaritsa, kaveh

— JUST THE TWO OF US

it has been quite a while that the both of you had the free time to just relax at home tangled in each other. food are a mix of all snacks, candies, homemades, and take outs. time is enjoyed together with indoor activities enjoyed by each other; playing games, playful banters, naps, cuddles, reading a book or two, watching shows together — anything that entertains the two of you. nothing mattered outside the walls of your shared humble abode, although going out together also seems like a good idea, the two of you are much more inclined to the thought of just the two of you. together. the past few days and weeks were spent being away from each other. however, right now, nothing and no one else mattered as the two of you bask into each other's warmth, love, and presence.

"let's stay here together for a little bit longer."

ꔛ alhaitham, beidou, candace, chongyun, cyno, diluc, eula, ganyu, gorou, jean, kaeya, ayato, sara, shinobu, layla, lisa, rosaria, kokomi, childe, tighnari, lumine, venti, wanderer, venti, xiao, yanfei, yae miko, yelan, pierro, sandrone, capitano, arlecchino

happy heart's day ♡ i hope you guys enjoyed your day !! (i sure did enjoy my day sleeping)

[coquettepwuppy]

GENSHIN AGERE/PETRE HEADCANNONS!!!

(agere tier list at the bottom)

Aether: Hard little lean, 4-6 age range, Paimon and Xiao are main caregivers.

Lumine: Slight caregiver lean from taking care of her brother, 3-5 age range, Dainsleif her only caregiver.

Jean: Caregiver, tried regressing and she just didn't like it, she doesn't have a designated little but watches over anyone regressed around her.

Lisa: Razor’s caregiver, will watch over whoever she has to but sticks to Razor mostly.

Amber: She usually gets littles just dropped off with her, she will take them on adventures until their caregivers come for them.

Noelle: Noelle has watched over littles a few times but is nobody's caregiver, she tried regression and now does it occasionally to rest, 0-2 age range.

Barbara: Barbra doesn't understand littles much but doesn't mind when they're dropped off for a bit.

Sucrose: Sucrose is a puppy regressor, Albedo is her main caregiver but Jean and Lisa also watch her although she doesn't regress often.

Fiscle: Very clingy little and loves being carried about, Oz watches over her, 2-4 age range, usually with Razor and Bennet for playdates.

Mona: Mona has only regressed a few times but when she does she's very small and stays isolated in her house, 0-2 age range and very bratty, Kaeya comes in to check on her occasionally and will make sure she sleeps.

Kaeya: He checks in on Mona and Fischl a lot as a big brother caregiver, 8-10 age range, Albedo and Jean usually leave him be ‘cause he's very independent but he usually ends up with Rosaria watching him while he plays.

Diluc: He just watches over whoever shows up and needs help, def goes batman on anyone who upsets the littles, he gives his maids days off if he sees one of them slipping.

Razor: A little wolf regressor, of Lisa isn't there to come get him Andrius will keep him safe from any harm or take him to Bennett, he's very chaotic and messier than usual.

Bennett: Bennett used to just watch over Razor and Fishcl but ended up trying regression, he doesn't have a caregiver and is always just with Fischl, Razor or both and stays with them to play, 6-8 age range.

Ningguang: Has no fucking clue how to deal with littles but Beidou has dropped Kazuha off before and she just threw some money and chaperone at him so he could go shopping.

Beidou: Kazuha caregiver and only Kazuha's caregiver, she won't let him out of her sight and keeps him on the boat.

Kequing: Kequing is a partial regressor, she goes half and half between normal and cat like but never fully kitty so she doesn't need and has no caregiver.

Xiangling: Doesn't fully understand the littles but loves to cook for whoever she's watching until the caregiver comes.

Chongyun: Very small regressor, Xingqui is his main caretaker and he's a very nonverbal baby, 0-2 age range, regresses often.

Xingqiu: Chongyun's caregiver, regresses a few times in playdates with chongyun but mostly watches over him, 5-7 age range.

Qiqi: Can't regress cause she is already a kid, she writes down all about littles so she can remember and follows them around, making sure to get them to their caregivers.

Venti: Baby regressor, has been watched by a lot of caretakers, regresses rarely but when he does he needs to be watched or he'll get into trouble or get hurt.

Klee: Gets the little's into trouble and solitary confinement constantly, she loves hanging out with littles cause there's not many kids who wanna hang out with her.

Ajax: Only regresses when he's very stressed, Zonghli watches him when it happens.

Diona: Avoids all puppy regressors but doesn't mind hanging out with kids.

Zonghli: Hu Tao's main caregiver but sometimes watches over Ajax or Bihazu.

Xinyan: Usually hangs out with chongyun when regressed, doesn't regress often but Yunjin checks in randomly.

Albedo: Hard caregiver lean, almost never regresses, has nobody to watch him while small but kinda wishes he does, 7-10 age range, very much a big brother caregiver.

Ganyu: Sleepy goat regressor, Xianyun checks in but all she does is sleep and cuddle a plush.

Xiao: He will not take care of any little other than Aether cause he's too scared to upset a little, 4-7 age range, tried to keep it a secret but Zonghli found out and insists on taking care of him.

Hu tao: She babysits Xiao occasionally but it usually ends up as a playdate, 7-10 age range, regresses a LOT and is not trusted without supervision.

Rosaria: Babysits Kaeya and a few others but usually stays out of little business.

Yanfei: She's babysitted a few littles but isn't anyone's caregiver and doesn't know too much about littles.

Eula: Has no fucking clue about anything about littles and wants nothing to do with any of them when small cause she doesn't know what to do with them.

Kazuha: Beidou's little, he doesn't regress too much but Beidou usually tells him when he's too stress and has to, 2-4 age range, usually nonverbal when little.

Ayaka: Sweetest little ever, always follows what she's told, 3-7 age range, Thoma and Yoimiya are her main caregivers and Ayato is her babysitter.

Yoimiya: Always takes her littles to make custom fireworks! Takes her little everywhere and takes very good care of them, always forgets nap time though.

Sayu: Will take naps with littles but other than that she stays away, she's too tired.

Raiden: BANNED.

Sara: Hates taking care of littles so she just doesn't.

Kokomi: Sweet little, her and Gourou take turns watching each other or having playdates, 7-9 age range.

Thoma: Literally best caregiver around, cooks, cleans, good with kids, this male wife has my heart and all the littles, he has experience with some littles in Mondstadt.

Itto: Dumb asf and does not understand the littles but by god does him and the gang keep the little safe until they can find their caregiver.

Gourou: Puppy regressor, only regressed when stressed but very messy when regressed.

Shenhe: Wants nothing to do with any littles but if she ever cracks she would be stuck in baby space for a few days under Xi'anyuns care.

Yunjin: Sweet babysitter, only watches littles for a few hours at most.

Yae: Banned. She was such a bitch to a little and she's not allowed anymore.

Ayato: He regresses sometimes, sometimes watches Ayaka, 3-5 age range.

Yelan: Couldn't care less about littles.

Kuki: Noise sensitive when little, 7-9 age range, just follows the gang when she's little cause she can't always find Heizou, very sweet babysitter.

Heizou: Kuki's main caregiver, doesn't take care of any other littles and usually isn't around when she's small so the gang comes and gets him.

Tighnari: Loves taking his littles on nature walks and teaching them stuff, very strict on naptimes and making sure they regress regularly if they need it, Collei and Cyno are his only littles.

Collie: Quiet and sleepy regressor, very impure regression, 3-5 age range.

Dori: Tried to scam a little and is not banned from seeing anybody small.

Cyno: Can go months without regressing, less talkative and makes less jokes when little, prefers to stay inside but likes nature walks too, 5-7 age range.

Candace: Mother caregiver, watches over Dehya or whoever asks her to.

Nilou: Little and kitty regressor, 4-7 age range, hardly ever regresses but she's sweet and independent when she does.

Nahida: Scara's caregiver and watches over Layla too, doesn't care if she's mom or big sister or whatever, she just wants to make her littles happy.

Layla: Sleepy pup and little regressor, 3-8 age range, loves to nap and color when small, she hangs out with Scara when small.

Scara: Bratty and unpredictable little, gets into trouble when Nahida isn't watching him, 7-10 age range, always in timeout.

Faruzan: Doesn't care, will watch them if she has to but doesn't really care.

Alhethem: Severely noise sensitive when small, usually independent but Kaveh keeps an eye on him, he just likes to stay inside and read, 10-12 age range.

Yao Yao: Never got really told what a little is but was told to help Qiqi find Zonghli if Bihazu or Hu tao is acting weird.

Dehya: Rare for her to regress, usually a partial kitty regressor, loves makeup when small, 8-13 age range, oldest of them all.

Mika: Not trusted after falling for Klee's antics one too many times.

Bihzhu: Watches over actual kids, rare for him to regress but he does when his illness is really kicking his ass, Changsheng always helps him get somewhere calm and safe and gets Qiqi to get a caregiver.

Kaveh: Keeps an eye on Alheithem, regresses when he's really stressed, says he doesn't need a caregiver but Alheithem insists, 3-5 age range, pillow princess.

Kirara: Independent kitty regressor, runs around all of Teyvat just having fun when she's regressed, any box is now her nap place.

Lyney: Doesn't regress too much but him and Lynette take turns watching each other and Freminette, 1-4 age range, not very high maintenance but should definitely be kept an eye on.

Lynette: Kitty and little regressor, nonverbal and really just wants to nap the whole time, 2-3 age range, does not like interacting with people and will give you the side eye if you piss her off.

Freminette: Very common for him to regress and if he goes too long without it it messes with him, quieter than usual regressor, he's almost always underwater when it happens and goes to find his siblings or father after.

Neuvillette: Watches wrio and furina and regresses only when alone, very low maintenance and trustworthy little, 3-5 age range, regresses bi weekly.

Wriothesley: An older regressor, loves to color, Seigewinne and Neuvilette watch over him, but he doesn't regress too much.

Furina: Puppy and toddler regressor, can be a bit bratty but nothing Neuvilette can't handle, 3-5 age range, she can't watch over littles without regressing so it doesn't end well, impure regression is common for her and she regresses every few days.

Charlotte: Banned from seeing littles after trying to make a news article on it.

Navia: Big sister caregiver! Absolute sweetheart and bakes for her littles all the time, makes flower crowns and whatever her little wants to do she'll make it happen.

Chevruse: Just doesn't really care.

Cloud retainer: Keeps a close eye on Ganyu and Shenhe but doesn't really keep an eye on any other littles but if Ga-ming comes to her she'll step in immediately.

Ga-ming: Keeps an eye on whatever little he can and is always willing to help out, an older regressor and occasionally a pup regressor, struggles to take care of himself when small, so tries to find Xianyun or someone willing to take care of him, never lets go of his dog companion.

Chiori: If a little is left with her she'll take them to the cafe, get some sweets and find their caregiver, if she can't find the caregiver she'll leave them to watch her work while they talk until she puts them down for a nap.

Arlecchino: Will not take care of any kids other than her own.

Chloride: Just doesn't really wanna take care of littles.

Seigewinne: Takes care of Wrio only, very much a mom caregiver and very overprotective.

Sethos: CLUELESS.

Emile: Helps out but isn't too good at watching littles long-term.

Mualani: Kinich is her only little, very outdoorsy caregiver and will take them for rides on sharky, and hot spring breaks after.

Kachina: Helps find Mualani for Kinich, shares her rocks with him and is good at helping out.

Kinich: Baby regressor, not trusted alone, Ajaw usually steps off when he regresses but if Mualani isn't there he'll help Kinich find her, 1-5 age range.

Xilonen: Makes littles gifts for the road, doesn't mind watching them for a little while when they need a break or the caregiver is busy.

Chaska: Just doesn't know what a regressor is.

Mavuika: Kinich's mom, cannon.

Citlali: She may be a granny but she's so little coded, never lets go of her plush when small and doesn't need a caregiver, she doesn't mind watching littles tho, 7-9 age range.

Lemme know if you disagree!! These aren't all my head cannons and I made them all in one day so lemme know what you think!!

[katsuyuswritings]

— ᕦ kei ᕤ —

a lonely writer who has a few friends. asking for mutuals, also an employed attorney and has no social life 💗

— MALE — genshin, naruto, saiki k, chainsaw man, stardust destiny (oc)

male; aether, dainslief, kaeya, diluc, albedo, venti, bennett, razor, mika, zhongli, chongyun, xingqiu, xiao, baizhu, tartaglia, itto, gorou, kazuha, heizou, ayato, thoma, alhaitham, kaveh, tighnari, cyno, capitano, dottore, pantalone, scaramouche/wanderer, lyney, neuvillette, freminet, wriosthley

naruto uzumaki/namikaze, sasuke uchiha, kakashi hatake, iruka umino, kotetsu, izumo, asuma sarutobi, sai yamanaka, shikamaru nara, choji akamichi, aburame shino, kiba inuzuka, kankuro, gaara, itachi uchiha, kisame, sasori, deidara, kakuzu, hidan, orochimaru, kabuto, jiraiya, minato namikaze, neji hyuga, zetsu, zabuza, haku yuki, suigetsu, juuga, maito gai, boruto uzumaki, mitsuki

saiki kusuo, kaidou shun, aren kuboyasu, toritsuka reita, nendou riki, hairo kineshi, makoto teruhashi

denji, aki, angel devil, shark devil (that's literally all)

aifuyo hime/yuzuki, renyue yuzuki, kōhaku hayashi, eijiro yuzuki, aoi hime, anh hyu, eugene hyu, feng xiang

— FEMALE — genshin, naruto, saiki k, chainsaw man, stardust destiny (oc)

female: amber, fischl, noelle, mona, jean, lisa, eula, klee, barbara, xiangling, xinyan, yunjin, ganyu, keqing, shenhe, ningguang, beidou, qiqi, yaoyao, kuki, kujou sara, yae miko, raiden ei/shogun, raiden makoto, kokomi, ayaka, sayu, yoimiya, faruzan, layla, nilou, dori, dehya, candace, dunyarzad, focalors, navia, lynette, yuelin, tsaritsa, la signora, sandrone, arlecchino, columbina, raiden makoto

sakura haruno/uchiha, hinata hyuga/uzumaki, karin uzumaki, konan, kurenai sarutobi, hanabi hyuga, ino yamanaka, tsunade senju, temari nara, tenten, anko mitarashi, kushina uzumaki/namikaze, guren (mommy), himawari uzumaki, sarada uchiha

kokomi teruhashi, chiyo yumehara/teruhashi, kuriko/kusuko saiki, aiura mikoto, rifuta imu, mera chisato

power, makima, yuro, himeno

katsuyu yuzuki/hime, chiyo hime, shinkkami ayakemi-sanjin (teiko), kohari hayashi, mina noshiro, maikka yue, yan xiang

— ᕤ can request ᕦ —

smut, suggestive, angst and fluff

aged up characters smut/suggestive

child!reader x parent!character or vise versa

song related storyline

ships and oc x reader

— ᕦ can't request ᕤ —

minor character smut

oc x canon (I have my reasons)

weird shit like armpit kink and others (I don't wanna name them 😨)

Also I know most of y'all are minors... You can't hide from me

[bambooshuohuop]

Genshin Impact and the >>

>> Types of Sneezes and who I think the category fits best.

> note: I'm not in the latest quest in existence. so some characters I don't know will be randomly placed around T_T.

Freeze! (Cool it-) : These people will be like a deer in headlights and will definitely stop what they're doing. Their body freezing up automatically while waiting for the magic to happen. It can sometimes take a while- and they're stuck in their position, you could probably take the oppurtunity to film them with how long it takes. (blackmail)

Diona, Chevreuse, Nilou, Bennet, Furina, Ayato, Nahida, Xinyan, Lumine, Kokomi, Charlotte, Baizhu

Ew- Germs! : You have to remind them of sanitizing as they will reflexively use their palm as a handkerchief. it's not on purpose though, sometimes life can be so hectic that they forget basic necessities or they just really plain forget it. so it's a good thing you're there to accompany them (with sanitizers), no?

Itto, Razor, Venti, Childe, Baizhu

Internal Sneeze : They are the types to hold in their sneeze as much as possible, either because to prevent disturbing people or they just don't want to embarrass themselves. not all sneezes are mild though, some can be severe that it can sometimes worry you if they still insist of holding it back— wondering and worrying if they've burst their eardrums (yet).

Sucrose, Noelle, Beidou, Aloy, Al Haitham, Chiori, Eula, Shinobu, Xiangling, Ningguang, Lisa, Xianyun, Dehya, Diluc, Freminet, Lynette, Lyney, Arlecchino, Mika, Ayaka, Xiao, Baizhu

Drama Kings and Queens : will try to get your attention on purpose. they will probably shed (fake) tears, a hand in their heart, all while mourning (jokingly) about how you don't even care they're sick! (no, you do care. you're just amused.)

Childe, Furina, Venti, Itto, Cyno, Fischl, Xingqiu, Kaveh, Gaming, Beidou, Faruzan, Navia, Hu Tao, Yae Miko, Kaeya, Yun Jin, Baizhu

Trumpet, Dad/Mom, Bass Boosted, Connected to a Speaker Sneeze : it depends on the person sneezing- but it all comes to one result, it's unbearingly loud yet unique. they try to tone it down, but it seems as though it's in their genes atp. so if they know a sneeze is about to occur, they try to excuse themselves as soon as possible. if this is suprisingly not in their genes, it might only happen when they're sick.

Neuvillette, Aether, Gaming, Thoma, Zhongli, Yanfei, Lyney, Navia, Gorou, Diluc, Kaeya, Wriothesley, Kazuha, Dori, Baizhu

Nonchalant Sneeze: they don't.. really see the problem? it's just a sneeze, so why make a fuss about it? although, if there's a particularly embarrassing sound, you might see a hint of blush in their cheeks.

Aether, Wanderer, Zhongli, Wriothesley, Qiqi, Shenhe, Kazuha, Tighnari, Xiao, Layla, Rosaria, Kujou Sara, Heizou, Yoimiya, Candace, Baizhu

Burning Sneeze: these people might often experience a burning sensation on their chest/throat after sneezing, they might cough for a few seconds, groaning at the pain it gives. you try to help them as much as possible, by giving them water or finding remedies to lessen the burning pain.

Razor, Cyno, Chonghyun, Kirara, Lisa, Raiden, Mona, Eula, Albedo, Yoimiya, Baizhu

Cute Sneezes: as the title have said, they have a natural sneeze sound that can make you coo and aw. if Teyvat already has a recorder, you probably have recorded tons of it with just how adorable they sound.

Nahida, Klee, Yaoyao, Qiqi, Mika, Xianyun, Yelan, Amber, Barbara, Collei, Sucrose, Kokomi, Baizhu

[calqlate]

GENSHIN CHARACTERS' REACTIONS TO YOU BEING ON YOUR PERIOD

INCLUDES: all but sethos

MASTERLIST

CW(S)/TW(S): written for afab reader

TAGLIST (italicsed blogs are unable to be tagged): @deeomi + @loving-august + @mshope16 + @saintbernardthethird + @thelonelyarchon

A/N: wrote this last week when ya girl was on her period and had cramps while at a rehearsal. all in all, not fun and i wish i had a bf to give me period comfort 😭

lets you use them as a heating pad. their hands are immediately on your lower abdomen and they will rub soothing circles on your skin.

all pyro users

makes you warm herbal tea or soup to drink

baizhu + candace + clorinde + jean + keqing + kamisato ayaka + kamisato ayato + kuki shinobu + lisa + neuvillette + ningguang + nilou + noelle + sangonomiya kokomi + thoma + tighnari + wriothesley + xiangling + yunjin + zhongli

gives you all the cuddles in the world. if anything, they promise you that you will be sick of them by the time your red week is over.

aether + beidou + bennett + childe + chongyun + gaming + kaeya + kaveh + lyney + shikanoin heizou + venti + xingqiu

brings you assorted desserts and snacks to satisfy your cravings

al-haitham + charlotte + chevreuse + collei + dori (charges you for the snacks 💀) + fischl + freminet + furina (gets desserts for herself as well so the both of you end up having a tea party) + ganyu + kirara + layla + lumine + mika + mona + navia + noelle + raiden (ei) + razor + sucrose + yae miko

nags you to stop drinking cold drinks, etc. literally snatches the said f&b items out of your hands.

arlecchino + baizhu + chiori + eula + keqing + kujou sara + lynette + rosaria + shenhe + tighnari + wanderer + xiao

does not let you lift a single finger to do anything and will crank up the princess treatment for you

aether + albedo + diluc + childe (is extra dramatic about it) + kaedehara kazuha + kujou sara + shenhe + thoma + wriothesley (does it in a joking manner) + yelan

goes on pad/tampon runs for you without batting an eye (a seasoned veteran fr) and buys the types you need

all the genshin women + aether + albedo + baizhu + kamisato ayato + lyney + thoma

goes on pad/tampon runs but has no idea what to buy

arataki itto (gets everything but the pads/tampons) + razor

internally panics when you cry from intense period cramps. you can see them flinch and the cogs in their brain whir like "what should i do?!?!?!".

cyno + gorou + xiao

stays far away from you, fearing they would piss you off (it is for everyone's good, they think)

dottore + faruzan

does not know what a period is. absolutely clueless about it.

arataki itto + raiden (shogun) + wanderer

[linkemon]

Genshin Impact Headcanons Masterlist

Sun is setting over Teyvat so just sit down, relax and immerse yourself into the world of atypical Genshin Impact headcanons...

I want to let you know that English is not my first language so any corrections on my mistakes are welcomed. I mainly write in Polish. You can check that language versions of my works here on Masterlist.

If you want to help in any way in the translation process, let me know, I will gladly take a helping hand.

Please, don’t repost. Likes an reblogs are appreciated ^^

Status 42/42 translated

First meeting 1

Venti, Zhongli, Ei

First meeting 2

Scaramouche, Arataki Itto, Kaedehara Kazuha, Lisa Minci

First meeting 3

Childe, Thoma, Diluc Ragnvindr, Beidou

Youtuber AU 1

Xiao, Kamisato Ayato, Kaeya Alberich, Xiangling

Youtuber AU 2

Chongyun, Yun Jin, Yanfei

School AU 1

Bennett, Xingqiu, Jean Gunnhildr, Klee

Showing affection 1

Diluc Ragnvindr, Childe, Razor, Yae Miko

Showing affection 2

Venti, Zhongli, Gorou, Barbara Pegg

Boysband AU (4nemo) 1

Xiao, Kaedehara Kazuha, Venti, Aether

Boysband AU (4ggravate) 2

Kaveh, Cyno, Alhaitham, Tighnari

Yandere AU 1

Albedo, Zhongli, Kokomi

Voice line 1

Shikanoin Heizou, Diona Kätzlein, Kamisato Ayato, Amber, Xinyan

Voice line 2

Arataki Itto, Yelan, Kujo Sara, Qiqi, Shenhe, Kuki Shinobu

Voice line 3

Mika Schmidt, Dori Sangemah Bay, Faruzan, Collei, Bennett

Confession 1

Kamisato Ayato, Kaedehara Kazuha, Sucrose

Confession 2

Tighnari, Alhaitham, Dehya

Sibling 1

Naganohara Yoimiya, Xingqiu, Keqing, Sayu

Fatui 1

La Signora, Pantalone, Tartaglia, Il Dottore

Summertime Odyssey Event 1

Kaedehara Kazuha, Mona, Xinyan, Fischl

Soldier, Poet, King

Ei, Venti, Zhongli

Soulmate AU 1

Tomo, Eula, Lumine

Hogwarts AU 1

Kamisato Ayato, Naganohara Yoimiya, Albedo, Hu Tao

Musical AU 1

Yun Jin, Childe, Chongyun and others

Valentine's Day 2023 1

Shikanoin Heizou, Wanderer, Ningguang

Valentine's Day 2023 2

Tighnari, Lisa Minci, Yaoyao

Quarrel 1

Lyney, Lynette, Freminet, Navia

Maid/Butler 1

Arataki Itto, Clorinde, Layla, Kamisato Ayaka

Polish headcanons 1

Venti, Zhongli, Diluc, Heizou, Thoma, Kirara, Baizhu, Qiqi, Childe, Scaramouche

Would you still love me/like me if...? 1

Baizhu, Wriothesley, Nahida, Nilou

Manhwa tropes 1

Alhaitham, Pantalone, Zhongli, Kirara

Modern AU 1

Kinich, Mualani, Mavuika

[rainynightmoonlight]

More about You | Genshin Impact x Male Reader

The description is down below. This is also on my Wattpad and Quotev! Enjoy!

Description: Celetsia's Divinity About you: About you | (You are here) About the family: About the family Prologue: Born from the stars | TBW Chapter 1: A child, the wolf, the dragon, and the god | TBW

WARNING: War and Death

Credit for picrew: Here

A/n: The picrew is just a reference and not what you exactly look like.

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Name: Y/n

Age: 6000+ years

Homeland: Uknown

Gender: Male

Appearance: H/L H/C hair, E/c Eyes, S/t Skin, L/c lips and Y/h tall

Personality: Sweet, Motherly, Kind, Understanding, Vengeful, Loving, Smart, Wise, Curious

Likes: Flowers, Butterflies, Taking care of kids, Helping others, Gardening, Baking, Learning new things.

Dislikes: Abuse, Bitter foods, Hurting others, Feeling vulnerable, Vane, His parents death.

Powers: Being able to control all elements, See other's dreams and enter them, see and speak to ghosts, seeing the future, flying

Other notes: Y/n was born along with the Seven Sovereigns, becoming an honorary dragon. He is able to form wings on his back to imitate dragon wings. Y/n has the power to see people's future, but it is just a brief vision, and it is always changing. Y/n forgot the powers he once had due to his mother hiding away his memories. His memories were hidden out of fear of his powers being used against him and being too dangerous for Y/n to handle on his own. Y/n see's ghosts and often helps those that want to move on. He also connects with them and brings a sense of happiness to lonely spirits. He is able to use the elements, but once he remembers his past. There is a reminence of the elemental power, but it isn't as strong as they used to be. Y/n knows all the gods, both before and after the Archon war and morns those that died during the war. He is often seen wearing a white two piece with a short crop top and a skirt, to resemble what his father once wore. It is mistaken that he is the ghost of Windrise because of his white apparel and his singing. Y/n wears more loose close that flow in the wind because of his brother and father.

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Love interests:

Mondstadt:

Aether

Venti

Diluc

Kaeya

Albedo

Bennett

Razor

Dainsleif

Jean

Eula

Lisa

Mona

Noelle

Rosaria

Sucrose

Liyue:

Zhongli

Xiao

Baizhu

Chongyun

Xingqiu

Beidou

Ganyu

Yelan

Hu Tao

Ningguang

Shenhe

Yanfei

Yun Jin

Keqing

Inazuma:

Ei/Raiden Shogun

Yae Miko

Kokomi

Kuki

Kujou Sara

Yoimiya

Ayaka

Ayato

Itto

Kazuha

Gorou

Heizou

Thoma

Takuya

Sumeru:

Alhaitham

Kaveh

Tighnari

Cyno

Wanderer

Nilou

Dehya

Collei

Dunyarzad

Fontaine:

Furina

Charlotte

Lynette

Navia

Lyney

Neuvillette

Wriothesley

Freminet

Natlan:

Murata

Snezhnaya:

The Tsaritsa

Tartaglia

[scorpius-major]

#get in the car bro we’re goin to Starbucks!

Ft: various genshin characters

Modern au!

What their Starbucks order is and other various headcannons!

Who has the same order?

This person loves stability, the same size, drink and customizations every time they order. “Switching it up” is not in their vocabulary and no matter how hard you try, you will not get them to try another drink.

-ningguang, alhaitham, zhongli, diluc, mona, albedo, xingqiu, raiden, ayato, tighnari

Who gets something new each time?

Stability? They don’t know her. it’s a wild card each visit. It’s like they pick a random number and order it like that. Sometimes you think that they pick blindly, because the drink is different each time. You swear they never get the same drink twice

-venti, xiangling, childe, Hu tao, Yoimiya, ei, itto, nilou,

Who orders strictly coffee?

they sure love their coffee first thing in the morning. But for the most part it’s only coffee. You try and suggest anything other than their beloved bean water you’re immediately shut down.

-Diluc, alhaitham, Rosaria, shenhe, Yun Jin, raiden

Who orders special drinks?

who doesn’t love a nice latte? Their fav drinks involve the ones that are intricately crafted and have 13 pounds of sugar in them. Holiday drinks are what they look forward to each winter, and expect to see them in Starbucks when they roll around.

-Lisa, nilou, Layla, Barbara, venti, Fischl, Hu Tao, Yoimiya, Kokomi, ayato,

bonus!

tighnari doesn’t let collei get anything with caffeine because he says it’ll “stunt her growth”

don’t ever let klee have coffee she will become 10 times more hyper

zhongli orders exclusively tea

xiao denounces Starbucks until you made him try it, now you see him secretly in there from time to time

the barista can never seem to get alhaitham’s name right

diluc refuses to let you pay when he takes you out for coffee

kaeya has a custom cup with Swarovski crystals and refuses to use the plastic ones

you expressed a great affinity for Starbucks and Childe offered to buy the entire company for you

albedo orders in bulk and drinks 5 cups of coffee a day

[kxmikomrade]

We all know that we have both fallen in love with Kaveh🫶

So<3

GN!reader

A medium serving of Cafe latte, Onigiri, and cinnamon dango<33

Imagine in SAGAU, Creator!reader dotes on Kaveh, and is practically their fav<33 imagine how jealous other characters are bc their dearest creator is favoring him more than the rest<3

I will love this man more than my entire life.

🍁˖࿐ SAGAU - Kaveh

╰┈➤Kaveh x Reader Order: Cafe latte, Medium serving onigiri, cinnamon dango Genre: Fluff, crack Gn!reader (or any gender) Pronouns: Y/P (your pronouns) Type: Headcanons Requested! by: @astrilien Warnings: Some swearing i think other than that, nothing but this was written before Kaveh's release/drip marketing. And I haven't done Haithams quest yet so 🤷 Waiter's Notes: How have your travels been? I hope that it hasnt been much trouble. I'm glad you have stopped by, please enjoy! ^^ Author's Notes: Welcome back my dear costumer who gives me food aswell 😌

i pray for ur main, bcs theyre gonna get replaced as soon as this man gets released

doesnt matter if he isnt suitable for being a dps, if u build him right, and give him the fanciest 5* weapon, mans all set

Your main has gone through alot with you, but never something like this, they just KNOW that they arent gonna last long

Characters who got benched be like: first time?

First time you heard of his name you didnt really think much to it until he got leaked and showed up in the archon quest that you were all 👀👀

Ofc, the man took pride in it and got a huge ego boost because you just dropped all your attention on Alhaitham and the story and focused on him

Speaking of Haitham, he's never gonna hear the end of it. Bcs Kaveh's already gonna use u in his old married couple bickering with him

Kaveh literally making sure to be extra expressive and salty to Haitham whenever he's going to be shown in a quest just for you 🥰🥰

And every character you've ever simped for just stands there like 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️

Kind of heart broken with how you easily just dropped everything for him and a TAD bit jealous but they won't say anything because it isn't good :((

Bennett, Sucrose, Ayaka, Amber, Collei, Barbara, Noelle, Ganyu, Gorou, Nilou, Kaeya, Yun Jin, Yao Yao, Kazuha, Thoma, Nahida

*Is confused* First, you decide to go to Sumru to continue the archon quest, then get in the brain-juice draining quest with too many complications looking for answers and now you're suddenly simping over this random blonde guy???

Razor, Xiangling, Chongyun, Qiqi, Sayu, Layla, Xiao, Yun Jin

Uses their work to their advantage to get your spotlight back on them

Hu Tao, Yanfei, Yelan

Tries to get your attention back. Doing big dmg, getting you trinkets and even getting into trouble just so you could pay attention to them again

Itto, Klee, Yoimiya, Beidou, Childe, Hu Tao, Venti, Xinyan

Doesn't really care. (They're just bitter inside bcs of how you chose him over them LMAO)

Xiao, AlHaitham, Cyno, Eula, Kaeya, Mona, Diona, Keqing, Wanderer

Really doesn't care. Like good for you ig *proceeds to go to work*

Jean, Kokomi, Rosaria, Albedo, Diluc, Lisa, Ningguang, Zhongli, Shenhe, Raiden, Sara, Faruzan, Shinobu, Dori, Candace, Tighnari

Does NOT like it and they WILL let you know, doing small dmg out of spite. Even trying to shake off your control. And ofc, constantly complaining or mumbling about it

Itto, Heizou, Fischl

"Oh, I see how it is" then makes a full devised plan about getting you back, it's a really good plan so let's see how it goes 🫡

Ayato, Heizou, Yae Miko, Yelan, Xingqiu

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Sorry dat it's short, I haven't read much SAGAU so I don't rlly know wat to write :'DD

[phantom-chirp]

Genshin Impact Warrior Cats AU Character Names

Please ask me the reasoning behind any of the names if you want to know I'll gladly explain. They all have some sort of meaning, even if it's surface level

This isn't every character, since the game is still adding new characters into the game and I also don't feel like going through and adding important NPC's right now, but it is all the playable characters (plus a few more) as of 4.3

BreezeClan:

Venti- Breezestar

Jean- Dandelionclaw

Albedo- Chalkflower

Sucrose- Sugarflight

Lisa- Violetpetal

Diluc- Dawnblaze

Kaeya- Swanfrost

Amber- Harecloud

Eula- Snowdrift

Mona- Puddledusk

Rosaria- Chillstrike

Barbara- Watersplash

Noelle- Berryfall

Mika- Skypaw

Razor- Wolfpaw

Bennett- Blazepaw

Fischl- Ravenpaw

Diona- Icypaw

Klee- Sparkpaw

StoneClan:

Morax/Zhongli- Stonestar/Lapisfall

Ningguang- Jadeheart

Baizhu- Adderwillow

Qiqi- Coldpaw

Shenhe- Spiritcloud

Xiao- Swirlshadow

Yelan- Quickfang

Beidou- Wavecrash

Ganyu- Flowerflake

Keqing- Lightflash

Yanfei- Deerflame

Yun Jin- Lilysong

Hu Tao- Plumflight

Xinyan- Rockblaze

Chongyun- Frostpaw

Xingqiu- Silkpaw

Xiangling- Chilipaw

Yaoyao- Radishpaw

LightningClan:

Ei- Thunderstar

Sara- Crowstorm

Yae- Lavendermoon

Kokomi- Pearlflow

Ayato- Dewflower

Thoma- Firepounce

Itto- Beetlecrash

Heizou- Sharpgale

Gorou- Houndfang

Kazuha- Maplebreeze

Kirara- Ivyheart

Ayaka- Blossomfrost

Yoimiya- Goldspark

Shinobu- Shadowfang

Sayu- Badgerpaw

FrondClan:

Nahida- Fernstar

Cyno- Stormstrike

Tighnari- Lotusfern

Collei- Mushroompaw

Faruzan- Specklebreeze

Alhaitham- Silversight

Scaramouche/Wanderer- Rumblestrike/Windflight

Candace- Herontide

Nilou- Springstep

Dehya- Flamemane

Layla- Nightshine

Kaveh- Clayfeather

Dori- Mistpaw

SeaClan:

Furina- Rainstar

Neuvillette- Otterstorm

Wriothesley- Darkfrost

Navia- Daffodildawn

Arlecchino- Scorchstrike

Chevreuse- Rapidstalk

Lyney- Rosethorn

Lynette- Swiftthorn

Freminet- Penguinpond

Charlotte- Birdsnap

EmberClan:

N/A

BlizzardClan:

The Tsaritsa- Frozenstar

Dottore- Witheredfrost

La Signora- Crimsonflame

Tartaglia/Childe- Torrentshell/Kitt

Other:

Aether- Azure

Lumine- Luster

Paimon- Starlight

Dainsleif- Dusk

[tklpilled]

could i take this genshin character in a (tickle) fight

albedo: probably? unless he uses one of his alchemy tricks or smth idk

alhaitham: i could if he liked me enough

amber: yeah. shes probably smaller than me and even though she's strong i feel like she'd be easy to overpower while being tickled

itto: maybe. depends on the day

baizhu: i could but i wouldn't WANT to because i feel like i'd accidentally kill him

barbara: okay my initial thought was yes. but now that i think about it i feel like she'd be surprisingly good and pull out all the unexpected tricks and stuff

beidou: absolutely not and i'd let her wreck my shit

bennett: obviously

candace: no.

charlotte: i dont know much about her but just looking at her i'm saying yes

chongyun: i dont think that boy has won a tickle fight in his LIFE

cyno: i do think he's REALLY ticklish but tighnari's the only one who could win against him tbh

dainsleif: i think he's ticklish but only in random areas so he'd just stare at me if i tried tickling him and then destroy me

dehya: it would be a good fight. but yes

diluc: on one hand he's super ticklish but on the other hand he'd break my arm easily

eula: yes

faruzan: her old ass bones would SHATTER if i touched her idk

fischl: LMAO yeah

freminet: yes but i'd either let him win or accidentally squish him to death bc i get cuteness aggression and hes like. my son

furina: she'd be way too overconfident in herself and i would DEMOLISH her

ganyu: i could if i wanted to but i'd probably let it end in a tie

gorou: yall act like it'd be easy to beat him. NO that mf is a GENERAL of an ARMY. like i could win but that shit wouldnt be easy

hu tao: i think it'd be close but she'd win. it would be the most fun out of everyone though

jean: i definitely could but i'd be scared to try 😭

kazuha: yes. no question about it

kaeya: HELL no

ayaka: absolutely. she'd let me win too

ayato: idk im kinda scared of him

kaveh: i'd be surprised if he managed to lay a hand on me

keqing: i could if i tried hard enough

kirara: i know nothing about her except that she's canonically ticklish so yes

sara: she's either super ticklish or not ticklish at all i can't decide. so my answer changes depending on which

shinobu: i'm also scared of her but in a way that makes me want to beat her even more

layla: i don't know enough about her but first thought is yes

lisa: god no

lynette: she has not one but TWO brothers definitely not

lyney: i would only win if he let me

mika: i would rock his shit

mona: i could pay her to let me win. i'd win anyway but it would be easier

neuvillette: i'd probably punch him first but yeah

nilou: i could but a part of me wants to let her win

ningguang: yes but only if she doesn't stab me with her $16mil heels first

noelle: she could win if she wanted to but i think she'd be too nice to fight back

raiden: yes. plus i think she'd be curious abt what tickling feels like so she probably wouldnt even try to win

razor: maybe but i'm scared he'd bite me

rosaria: she would ALSO bite me

kokomi: i'd def win. just look at her

shenhe: i could in theory but i feel like she'd accidentally kill me

heizou: i would beat his ass

sucrose: like albedo but MUCH easier

childe: no. he has big brother advantage over me

thoma: honestly i have no clue. i'd just love to have a tickle fight with him regardless

tighnari: i want to say yes but he'd kick my ass if i even thought about it

traveler: i could win EASILY for both of them

venti: i could but i would have to spend like five minutes learning how to undo a corset and it would be really awkward

scaramouche: i want to say yes. i REALLY want to say yes. but realistically........

wriothesley: i wouldnt even waste my time trying

xiangling: in terms of strength and willpower i could probably win but i feel like she's super good with teasing and that would put me at a big disadvantage

xiao: kind of? i don't think he'd know what tickling is/how to do it but i also think he'd kill me before i could teach him

xingqiu: he'd be so confident in himself bc he wins against his friends all the time. hell no i'm beating his pretentious ass UP

xinyan: yes. another really fun one right up there next to hu tao

yae miko: she would end me and i'd probably thank her afterwards tbh

yanfei: see this one is tough bc i can see it going both ways

yelan: another character i don't know shit about. all i know is that she's pretty and her mains scare me so i'm gonna go with no

yoimiya: yes? but i have a feeling she'd kind of let me win bc she thinks its fun

yun jin: in some universe i'd lose. but it damn well isn't this one

zhongli: he'd make me agree to a contract with the tiniest print ever saying "no breathing" or something and then beat my ass when i break it