#like lindsey lohan in freaky friday

[vicstenius]

[nonsense000]

I took the dumb decision to watch Freaky Friday (2003) and play the This Is Paramore playlist on Spotify afterwards. I want to go to a concert so bad right. In fucking January... (all bands are resting from the holidays)

[2old2swiftie]

Just a note for the Gaylors and Bi-lors out there:

I'm really old-- like, I could easily be your mom, and for some, I could even be your grandma-- and I've consumed a lot of media. I'm Gen-X, so I remember the day MTV premiered. I remember when the internet was 2800 baud dial-up. Urban legends couldn't be debunked without a lot of time in a library, and if you missed an episode or a performance, you might never get to see it again.

We had the same "feelings" about some celebrities: our "gaydar" pinged loudly on some people and we knew in our guts they were LGBT, no matter how the media presented them.

Jodie Foster? I knew when she was in Candleshoe and Freaky Friday (the one BEFORE Lindsey Lohan and Jamie Lee Curtis)

Rick Martin, soap opera hunk in the 90s? Livin' la Vida Loca in 1999? I called him as gay when I first saw him on General Hospital. He didn't come out until 2010.

George Michael. 1984 "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"? Same. No straight man wears stubble like that.

Tracy Chapman. Knew it.

I remember getting my first earful of Melissa Etheridge in 1988. I knew she was a lesbian the first time I heard her lyrics, but Melissa didn't decide to come out until 1993 with Yes, I Am.

[I lucked out on that one: My office mate in grad school was a glorious flaming fag from Leavenworth KS, Etheridge's hometown, and he came back from Christmas break in 1989 to tell me, "One of my lesbian friends showed me a videotape: it was her ex, Missy, appearing on The Tonight Show!! It was that rocker chick you've been obsessed with: Melissa Etheridge."]

You're not wrong. You're not crazy. You're not projecting.

What you see, over and over, is an issue that Taylor can't keep out of her art. She may never reveal it fully; she may never choose to come out. She may marry 🏈 and have 57 little tight ends.

But what you see is NOT a projection. You're not making it up.

[yandere-fics]

Sending this twice because tumblr's been eating my asks.

Freaky Friday scenario with the OCs where they swap bodies?

Think it would be pretty interesting as some of the delusional one's would probably be like "heck yeah I'm closer to my darling now" (Granted Ainsley would then realize her darling is now in control of her body and has no idea how to control her magic.)

Wile some who have cities or kingdoms to run would kinda be in a dilemma as they can only call off so many meetings until there's one that's too important they cant't.

ant then there are the one's who aren't human like veronia and Kassien who have to understand and adjust to how their darling's body works.

(Yeah I don't know why tumblr eats requests so much, usually what happens is I will see on my phone that there's a request but then when I click to see the full thing, it's not there so I can't tell what the full thing was. Also I watched that movie so much as a kid, I had the biggest crush on Lindsey Lohan though at the time I didn't realize it was a crush cause I thought it was normal to think that way about girls.)

♡ How They React To Switching Bodies With Their Darling ♡

♡ The Kingdom Version ♡

♡ Girl you live like this? It really doesn't matter how fit and healthy you are, elf bodies are a finely oiled machine and she happens to be an extremely high ranking elf so a human body is a violin that has been played since you were five, versus something that was artisanally crafted for years before being put away for display only. ♡

♡ She will be judging you and that judgement will be very apparent. It's out of love but it might make you feel a bit bad, to be far though you lived in her body too so you know exactly why she's saying this. By the time you return to your body, she's got you on strict vitamins and a morning shake that tastes like death and she will force you to keep the routine up because she wants you to feel just like she does every day. ♡

♡ If you two have not bonded, meaning you're still immortal, she's a million times worse because she can actively feel herself dying. This bitch is watching The Last Unicorn and kinning the unicorn. The pressure is also on to bond quickly cause she wants to preserve your health. She's so annoying because this bitch has never been sick a day in her entire life and it shows. ♡

♡ Kassien is pissy, she has no strength to threaten you into submission anymore. At least she would be pissy until she sees you stumbling around because her wings are throwing you off balance. Still she does really hate this. She already has a complex since she's only a mid ranked demon, and now she has to exist as a human for a bit. ♡

♡ On the bright side, she's only a mid ranked demon so you can't completely destroy everything and she has a fighting chance since you're still so uncoordinated whereas she feels faster than ever. She's so glad that she installed a heavy lock on her apartment door before this happened, otherwise it would be harder to keep you from using this to your advantage to just leave. ♡

♡ Rest assured by the way, anything you try to do while she is momentarily out of control, will be remembered and punished thoroughly as soon she can get back in her fucking body. She's trying very hard to remain calm but this is very angering. ♡

♡ She's finally mortal and capable of dying for the first time in centuries and she hates it. Before you this would have been a boon, just jump into a humans body and just off a bridge. Bada bing bada boom, her issues are solved. But this isn't a regular human body, this is her reason to live's body so she now has to do the one thing she thought she'd never do, do something to purposely prolong her lifespan. And yours too since she remembers just how weak mortals are, being in your body for a bit. ♡

♡ Firstly you two have to go to The Boss. No assassinations are happening that week since The Boss only has one professional assassin on payroll. She's not used to the proportions of your body so she would not be able to kill, plus she wouldn't want to do anything that might put your body in danger. There's no way you'd be able to do them either despite being in her almost robotic body that can throw a pencil through an eyeball and somehow instantly hit the part of the brain that kills them.(She tested it once or twice) ♡

♡ You're not going to see much of her for awhile once the situation has been resolved since now she has to work overtime to make up for the lack of assassinations. Luckily this reminded her that she also needs to solve the issue of your mortality. Being in a mortal body again reminded her how much she's changed and how much she only wants to live for all eternity with you now. ♡

♡ She's a pervert. Nasty, spray her with a spray bottle, please. Her first instinct is to dress you up all sexy and take photos so that way when she returns to her own body she can enjoy them. If you tell her not to then she won't but she'll probably feel up your entire body so she knows exactly what your weak spots are. ♡

♡ She's not even bothering to try to switch back, honestly you need to be close to her since you want your body back so it means she gets to keep you, though her attitude will change once she realizes if things stay this way then she never gets to kiss you since kissing her own body would be fucking weird in her opinion. She's not into that crap. ♡

♡ Your poor body has been violated by her grubby hands, even when you switch back you feel like you've lost any remaining purity you had since she now knows your every nook and cranny. So have fun with that, she can play you like a fucking fiddle. ♡

♡ This is the most fear she has ever been capable of feeling. Perhaps it's because she's in your body that her emotions aren't quite as dulled but she's actually frightened on several levels. Although she knows nothing bad is likely to happen, especially since she can switch you back very quickly, there are several bad thoughts running through her head before she finds an artifact to switch you back. ♡

♡ Her first concern was you accidentally finding out how to switch back to her original form. Her original form is large enough to destroy the city in a moment if she ever went back to it, and it's only gotten larger as she's accumulated more power. The other worry was you figuring out how to use her binding power and using it to keep her away from you. That would just be devastating. ♡

♡ When you two are back to normal, she doesn't say much but you can tell she's shaken because she forces you to sit on her lap and occasionally kisses your forehead as she does her paperwork. Paperwork is most of the work she does so meetings weren't too much of a worry for her, she had way more pressing concerns. Like her eldritch powers that should never fall into mortal hands, let alone the hands of her mate who doesn't know what's best for them. ♡

[blehcupidd]

One in the Same

Chapter Three

Wilbur Soot x f!reader

Summary: Someone can hear you.

Warnings: angst, fluff, cursing, no use of y/n, correct british terminology (I am british), grammar and spelling mistakes (I'm dyslexic), Gnomeo and Juliet vibes, incorrect music terminology, other peoples music used for readers band, battle of the bands au

A/N: Vanessa’s trick has been stuck in my head for literal weeks so I'm using it because I can

When I say that a song has far too much praise and it’s someone else's song that is in no way involved in this story apart from the song (e.g manic pixie dream girl being a song made by kill shot for fanfic purposes) I don't mean it I’m just guessing feelings of songs when they are writing it to be like self-doubt if that makes sense.

Unless it's dance monkey I fucking hate that song

A lot of cuts in this chapter I just want to get to the point of the actual competition sorry :/

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Cupid Records had sent a mass email to every contestant, telling the exact date Battle of the Bands would start. When you signed up it had been early September, Cupid Records gave everyone a month to practice. Meaning the whole of September, you and your girls were freaking out. What seemed like every week you guys were practicing. The prompt for the first round was to do a cover song of your band's choosing, only it had to showcase how unified you were as a band.

Ever since you started the band, you have always set yourself deadlines. The only song that broke your rule was ‘Manic Pixie Dream Girl’, but you couldn't bare to get into the details of a song that has received far too much praise. So, you gave yourself a week of choosing the perfect cover song for your band. You knew it had to be important and sentimental, something all of your bandmates liked.

Thinking back to the Disney Channel movies you used to watch, a quick one came into mind; Freaky Friday.

(the one made in 2003 with Lindsey Lohan)

With the idea of Freaky Friday, you had invited James over to help you choose a song from it. After watching it, you and James knew what song Kill Shot would be performing; Take Me Away.

The remaining three weeks went by fast, having spent every day practising Take Me Away with some sessions with James listening in. It was finally the first day of Battle of the Bands. You were confident in Kill Shot’s ability to get to at least the second round, fingers crossed at all times.

Cupid Records had allowed each band to come at certain times to practice in the space they would be spending the next weeks in. Each band had a different time slot, it just so happened Kill Shot was second to last. Singing Take Me Away went pretty smoothly. There were only a few bumps in the road that were quickly smoothed over.

With Kill Shot being finished with their practice, they took the chance to mess around with different songs. Ever since watching The Little Mermaid, the song Vanessa’s Trick has been repeatedly playing in your mind. It didn't help that everyone on TikTok was doing a cover of it. Meanwhile, when your group was beginning to pack away, you couldn’t help but sing ‘Lada dee lada lada da da da’ part of the song and the ‘So long, Red.’

When Lovejoy was walking through the doors of Cupid Records Battle of the Bands, they weren't expecting to hear someone. They knew they were early, but only by ten minutes. Wilbur could only compare the voice to a Siren. The voice was pulling him in, it sounded perfect.

“You alright Wil?” His friend and bandmate, Joe, asked him. Only this is when he realised the smitten smile he had on his face. He couldn't help it, the voice of an angel had just graced his ears.

“What? Uh, yeah. I’m great.” He stuttered, bringing a hand to brush the back of his head.

Walking into their new practice space, Lovejoy had just gotten a glimpse of the other band walking off. He couldn't see any of them, maybe it was meant to be that way.

[sideshow-tornado]

why is tomorrow sad? ☹️

Sorry for the late response. Tomorrow (July 16) is sad for me because it’s the 21st anniversary of my younger brother Travis’ death. It’s a bummer.

I’ve not been able to really enjoy the All-Star break of Major League Baseball since then, as it always falls on the map in the same time frame. That year the All-Star game was the night before and a player on our favorite team hit a home run in the game helping the American League win (Hank Blalock, Texas Rangers).

I was having a conversation in my head with Travis during the shower about the game. That’s something I do, talk to people in my head about things I plan to talk to them about when I see them next. But I never saw him or spoke to him again.

In fact it had been a week to the day that I had last seen him and spoke with him. And the last time I saw him he was over at my place for a bit, went outside to smoke a cigarette and left without saying goodbye. He might have popped back in to tell me he was going, maybe I missed it, or don’t remember it.

At the time I don’t remember it being that strange. We weren’t so formal. I can’t remember what, if any, reason he had for splitting abruptly that afternoon. But it stays with me now.

I was going to see “Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl” on opening night later that day. We went to the movies together often, but he either wasn’t interested or had something else going on. I really can’t remember now. But we did have tentative plans to see “Bad Boys II” went it opened about a week and half later, but he wasn’t around by then. And I didn’t see that movie until it was on DVD quite a bit later.

I don’t think I went back to the movies until at least a month later, it was the “Freaky Friday” remake with Lindsey Lohan & Jamie Lee Curtis. I just needed some to some lighthearted comedic fare. Unfortunately they showed a trailer for the animated film “Brother Bear” before the movie and it just made me cry like a baby. Was getting weird looks from people. But I stayed and watched (and enjoyed) the movie.

That is a very long way of answering the question. If you read this far, thank you.

[rae-gar-targaryen]

I heard Manny Jacinto’s playing Lindsey Lohan’s husband in Freaky Friday 2!!!

Good riddance, I was so tired of Kiddie Diddler Murray

Truly, I need a romcom starring Manny like yesterday. In the meantime, I think we can all agree with Burton Guster on Psych when he said "some people are just born evil. The children of the corn. Chad Michael Murray."

[kidcooperart]

DUDEEE your 2000s MK1 AU looks so good I'm 👁👁

I need to see more Skarlet and maybe emo Rain... they're the besties of all time to me...

Thank you so much! Skarlet and Rain besties is very interesting...they're both super amazing mages in canon so I wonder how that'd translate in this au. I can see them having the same niche hobby unexpectedly and becoming friends through that. Aw, what if they both like painting (even tho Skarlet wasn't great at it in her friendship lol). Or maybe they're nerdy, secretly liking DnD.

Also! Emo Rain... he gives me the vibes of a guy who's into the subculture but doesn't dress it (I didn't draw too much of Rain, but he gives me beachy aesthetic vibes. Like muscle tanks and necklaces. Scooby-Doo 2002 vibes). HE LIKES EVANESCENCE that just sounds right to me, maybe that's how he and Skarlet bonded.

Skarlet was a bit unexpected to pop into my mind for this au! I do not like mk11 at all, so most of my Skarlet interest was from her retconned lore. But! I still find her mk11 lore interesting and hope she comes back in this timeline, she has a lot of potential. My inspiration for her in this au was Lindsey Lohan in Freaky Friday and Janice Mean Girls. Her being grungy and standoffish and weird is just so appealing to me

[esaiswrld]

irish wish 2024 lindsey lohan

i think lindsey could have been in another action movie not these hallmark movies. she can act, but her acting seems slow not as organic anymore. she doesn’t seem like the comedy queen so this movie doesn’t suit her. there was a reference of freaky friday, that was cute how they slipped that in. her hair color and extensions look fantastic ❤️

lindsey looks like one of the wilson sisters from white chick in the burgundy dress with the matching sweater with the Vivienne westwood necklace in the breakfast scene.

ayesha curry isn’t a the flawless actor, she is more of a no script actor.

not even 20 minutes in and the plot a straight up give away.

the location for this film was stunning fantastic choice admiring the beautiful Ireland mountains, lakes and sea cliffs.

SHO FUCKING MADE THE TERRIBLE CHOICE OF GIVING HER A BEER FOR THE REHEARSAL DINNER!!! cheesy

why did they make her play this crazy delusional character lmao after everything she been through.

it looks like easter bunny shit it out

she really tried to create tears

it’s genuinely terrible and watchable movie

definitely a 2/5

[gummybear1031]

The randomizer ended up choosing "Freaky," which I honestly ended up loving.

I’m not a Vince Vaughan fan, but I love “Freaky Friday” (Jamie Lee Curtis and Lindsey Lohan FTW!), and I like most of Blumhouse’s stuff.

If Isaac was planning on getting laid, that’s not happening now.

I was raised that you don’t wander around people’s homes and touch their shit without permission. And you especially don’t pick up their expensive ass basement wine.

Oh, cool! Vince is a killer like Jason, not a realistic one. That wine bottle thing was really cool.

All of these early kills are so cool. Definitely feeling the ‘70s-80s slasher vibes. Also, how tall is Vince? He looks huge compared to the kids.

Girl! Stay in the hidden closet back until the cops show up. You may get shot, but that’s more survivable than whatever Vince is going to do to you!

I probably shouldn’t say, “I told you so,” to the murdered teenager, but… I told you so!

I am already anti Josh. Between the “black weiner” comment and the fact that he’s okay with date raping dudes.

Y’all need to get Millie therapy. She can’t see how hot she is, which means she may have some dysmorphia happening.

And she seems to still be hung up on her dad’s death. She should’ve gotten therapy for that already, but she definitely needs it now.

Also, also, I think she was on “Supernatural.” Definitely needs therapy.

Cameron! That mustache is wild. Oh. It’s a douche’stache.

When I was in high school (and uni), if anybody treated the mascot like that, the coach would make them eat their jockstrap. And beaver jokes were absolutely treated like you’d pulled your dick out. (Oregon! Though our mascot was a “pioneer.”)

Also, our homecoming dance was right after the football game. We seriously had to shower in the locker rooms and then go to homecoming court. Except that year they canceled the dance because there was a fight in the cafeteria earlier that week.

Mascots are on the cheerleading team. Where is the cheerleading coach? Vince could take both of them, I’m sure.

Though, maybe not, our coach used to lift people to demonstrate how to do it properly.

Why do they never wait for half a second longer? You can’t see the guy for five seconds, he’s obviously not gone.

This is the absolute scariest place a person could wake up.

Wait, the football game was on Thursday? That means this school has the *mascot* go to the *JV games.* How big is this damn school?

This is absolutely the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen. The Butcher’s eating habits are worse than any of his kills.

Not!Millie is holding a knife creepily while not saying anything. Why is Cop Sis acting like that’s remotely normal? Even for someone who has been traumatized?

Ryler would be the worst person to come out to. She’s going to immediately put it on TikTok.

Told ya!

Millie, sweetie. Why are you showering in the girls’ locker room?

The school has a cryo unit? For women’s athletics?!? How big is this high school?

Not as cool as when Jason did it, but still good.

“You’re Black! I’m gay! We’re so dead!” is still just as good despite it being played to death on the commercials.

I also love that Nyla and Josh keep kicking her ass even after she puts the weapon down. They wouldn’t survive a horror movie, but not because they were stupid.

I’m not sure that I would’ve tried the Beaver Dance to get through to my friends, but it worked.

I am also tall enough to see over most bathroom stalls. It’s annoying.

HAHAHA! I love the Spanish teacher. Also, it *is* weird that an Aztec dagger has an inscription in Spanish. I wonder if that’s going to mean something later or if it’s just a lampshade hanging.

Poor Butcher. The teacher probably deserves to get his ass beat, but Butcher forgot how small he is now. He’s literally like a foot shorter.

You know what, Cameron? I will absolutely not be upset when you get murdered.

I’ve never heard “excited” as a euphemism for “gay” before, but I like it.

The Butcher has literally the best come back to a groper ever.

Is this a horror themed indoor mini golf place? That’s amazing! I would absolutely live there! Also, mini golf was created by service members in Fayetteville, N.C.

Millie enjoying how the Butcher dressed her and did her makeup is wild but also great. Butcher clearly has been reading his Vogue because he is accentuating all of his assets.

Murder Barbie is absolutely a doll that should exist. I know so many goths who would buy it.

Is this kid getting ready to come out as straight? This whole confusion is so unbelievable. I ugly laughed.

The confession was so unbelievable I called it a confusion.

Don’t put your head against the door! He’s going to stab you! Told ya.

This is the second grossest thing in the movie. Not because it’s two dudes, but because one is Vince Vaughn.

Is it just me or have all the victims after the Butcher ended up in Millie’s body deserved to be killed? (Maybe not Ryler, even though she’s awful.)

Butcher came through that wall like fricking Jason!

(Most) Cops don’t actually shoot into the sky like that for exactly that reason. Also the bit where gravity is a thing.

Yay! Millie is back in her body! Now she can get kisses!

Oh, there’s no way the Butcher is actually dead. I’ve seen way too many of these to believe that.

“Char, you left the door open again!” Millie, surely you are more genre savvy than this now. He’s in the damn house. Get out.

Oh, yeah! The whole family is kicking his ass. You go, ladies!

The ending line is ridiculous, and I love it.

[disneydatass]

[hahaalaine]

I was looking for something fun to watch during my workday and tried rewatching Freaky Friday with Jamie Lee Curtis and Lindsey Lohan. I couldn't make it past them finding out they switched bodies because I just kept thinking how mean the mom was to her own daughter for literally no reason. Got too triggered, especially after they removed her door for the stupidest thing. Like the writing just normalized really shitty behavior. Anyway can't revisit my childhood i guess

[unoriginalumphead]

All of tumblrs prompts sound like Lindsey Lohan from Freaky Friday

[tyhq]

ty: nah just like for a day ty: although if it was freaky friday would you rather be the mom or lindsey lohan?

spencer: idk, kill myself probably spencer: would i have to be one forever? or is it just a freaky friday kind of situation?

[welcometotheocverse]

New Gilmore Girl Ocs

Figured I’d put the not as developed-but-have-outgrown-the-plotbunny-nursery ones in one post so I can track them easily. Titles have the open possibility of changing. 

Sophia Gilmore I Future In My Hands I Lorelai’s younger sister. Grew up in the Gilmore House post Lorelai running away. Ends up running away to Lorelai’s/Star Hollow at some point because of Emily & Richard not really changing their parenting ways ( “spare me your feelings I’ve had my share tonight” “Oh don’t be so dramatic” ect  ) and the Everything of Hartford life and being “the hope of redeeming the Gilmore name but no pressure right?”. Possibly my first Tristan ship.

*Warnings: Fic might be Emily and Richard critical however, will keep with the show’s theme of family reconnecting,  healing, learning, and forgiveness. 

Noah Doose. I Sight Unseen I Relative to Taylor. Possibly nephew. Sent to Stars Hollow with his moms after his mental health deteriorated to the point he was placed In Patient. ( a la Eric from Gossip Girl) Joins the Stars Hollow High hockey team ( comes in circa season 2) Rory ship. Eventual RoryxLoganxpoly ship.

Warnings: Fic will mention self harm and recovery from suicidal ideation as it’s centered on a character that suffers from it  as well as with the relapses that happen in recovery as said character recovers. However it is very much angst with a happy ending ( and with fluff in the middle). 

*Might not be Dean friendly. 

Christopher -Kit- Orion Gilmore I Still Figuring it Out I Rory’s older twin. Not academically oriented. Gay himbo. Has been out to the town since he was 13. Winds up going to Chilton at Emily’s insistence. Very meh about the whole deal. Sweet of heart dumb of ass. Goofball and Rory’s opposite in a lot of ways. Possible Tristan ship. 

Lily St. James. I All That I Knew. I Sookie’s younger sister. Raised by Sookie. Either left with Sookie when Sookie graduated or moved in with her shortly after she ( Sookie) was settled into her adult life due to both her and Sookie having abusive parents. Feral wolverine levels of protective of her older sister. ( scared the crap out of Jackson when he and Sookie started dating) Hella close with Lorelai and Rory and loves Luke a many.  Goes to SHH. Has trauma responses from her time at her  parents’ household. Possible Jess ship. 

Warnings: Fic deals with -past- parental abuse and the aftermath of leaving an abusive household. Also -past- parentification and ongoing trauma responses. Angst with a happy ending + fluff through the middle though.

Samantha Forester. I Girl From Mars I  Dean’s younger sister by a year. Middle Child Syndrome and Behavioral Problems shaken not stirred. Punk With A Heart Of Gold. Jess’ detention buddy. ( is basically in there as much as he is) Ship undecided atm. Brotp ( might develop into ship? dunno yet)  with Jess because “this town’s full of jerks” “yuhu could have told ya that” Pretty undeveloped like still technically a plot bunny but it has a title now so here. 

Warnings: might be a bit Stars Hollow critical because this kid has at the point she met Jess seen two teenage boys harassed by adults ( one of them being Dean in s1)  and copes by Sassing. Pretty light tbh and some of the town people eventually grow on her but yeah.

[emilypemily]

why do hardly any gifsets for the film ‘Freaky’ not include gifs of Vince Vaughn, undisputibly the best part of the film