#like jesus christ some people have no idea how to behave online

[youaremysunshine-court]

I'm still so fucking angry and it's been like an hour.

[katuschka]

Touch Starved Pups – One

Jake Kiszka x f!Reader x Josh Kiszka 4.011 words

Welcome to Part One of the story about what happens to two well-behaved, bored and horny romantics when a new feisty, worldly and hot social media manager enters the building...

Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction, intended for adult readers. Any resemblance to real persons is purely coincidental. Also, if you're under 18, go find some other entertainment elsewhere.

Warnings (are spoilers): expressive language, promiscuous behaviour, unprotected sex (or still rather just allusions to it , just setting the scene...), oral sex, handjob, kissing, twinfight, fistfight, angst, mockery, consensual teasing game that's borderline exploitative, slightly toxic behaviour...so, to sum it up, this is pure rock&roll filth, folks.

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I know who I am when I'm alone

I'm something else when I see you

You don't understand, you should never know

How easy you are to need

Don't let me in with no intention to keep me

Jesus Christ, don't be kind to me

Honey, don't feed me, I will come back

Walking down the photo pit after all the other photographers cleared off is my favorite part of the day. Or night, to be more precise. That’s when I shine: strutting along, ready to capture all those best moments that make all you bitches go feral during AND after the show. This is my queendom. I make content for you lot. And I’m damn good at it.

How do I know that? The numbers just skyrocketed after I joined the team. Ka ching! All those poor things that came before me had no idea how to do their job. Tried to do some lifeless artsy shit that might be good for booklets and collectors’ crap that only collects dust, but not followers. They listened to what the band and their management wanted, but that’s not how it’s done. Nuh uh. I listen to you, my dudes. Your screeches, howls and cries. Some say that you’re crazy, but I know better. I’m here to observe what drives you crazy, and then I shall stir it up even more. When it comes to online content, the only thing that matters is what YOU want.

Make no mistake, I create art too. The crucial difference is that it’s not shit. Socials need candid eye candy and I’m here to provide it. 

I gotta admit, they make my job quite easy. All four of them do, but the twins are human masterpieces. Born pretty, they gradually learned that they could monetize it just as much as their respective talents. I didn’t need to come up with a strategy; it’s always been there for the taking. The fact that my predecessors have been mostly ignoring this is a mind-boggling mystery to me. Those guys know for sure that they ruin your panties. I just needed to know how.

So I rolled up my sleeves and went down to the barricade to do my research. Marketing’s no rocket science. Veni, vidi, vici. I just looked at them through your eyes and your own photos, and let me tell you – you bitches aren’t crazy, you are right! Yeah, I saw it too. And I get it. Some people in the team wanna keep pretending that it’s all about the music – which is surprisingly good, by the way – but that’s not what makes you sleep in the dirt and sit on a curb for days, and then again…and again. Those sons of bitches basically fuck on stage, looking very tasty while doing so. Especially Frodo and Patchybeard. Whether it’s a guitar, a mic stand or just plain air – they just shag it! Y’all look like you can feel it, and they’re very well aware. It strokes their egos, so they just keep adding fuel to the fire. The first time I saw that, I just stood there with my mouth wide open and just laughed, and laughed, and laughed. It was a fucking orgy! And then, when it was time to walk into their bright conference room and pretend to do some serious business for a change, I put on my super serious and super professional face, and I told them what needed to be done. 

Let’s just take your usual fangirl stuff and make it official. Sorry, not sorry. You crave it, so what. I keep the Facebook page artsy and businesslike for those gramps and music snobs that would go batshit crazy if they saw any more pictures with sweaty “jummies”, sparkling dicks and marshmallow balls; but anywhere else, it’s a party. 

Some of you keep wondering why they behave like such frenzied horndogs all the time. My lovelies, the explanation is pretty simple. It’s because they are! You wanna know if they are like that in real life? Yes, the answer is yes! It’s good for the show, sure thing, and they’re both true born professionals creating a breathtaking spectacle. “It’s all for you, bla bla bla!” But the truth is that they’re naturals, not really much different offstage. Lusty, filthy, bad. 

Just kidding. They’re sweethearts. Lust-driven, whiny pups that want to be played with. When the show is over, they both follow me backstage like the good boys that they are, wagging their tails at me enthusiastically. 

Ooops, what did I just say? Lemme put my fingers to my mouth and giggle like a coy lady that I’m not. Some of you already suspect it anyway, and it was collectively decided that you should hate me with passion. I guess now I’m famous, too. D’oh!

So, yeah… When I said that it was there for the taking, I forgot to mention that I also wanted to take it. Life on tour is lonely and stressful. I’m not immune to that either. Sex helps. That’s why the rockstars of yore kept fucking everything that dared to come close while they were all high as a kite. Because why not…well, apart from the fact that unlike good sex, drugs actually ruin lives. No, I’m not a fan. 

Times have changed and today’s musicians – and I’m not talking about all those wannabes with backing tracks – really need to work hard to earn their bread.They’re self-aware and sober (Take that with a pinch of salt…they’re sober while actually working.). Often homesick. Sure, some of them are still jerks or junkies. Or both. Not a fan of these either. I worked with some and it was a nightmare. 

But, when I joined the Greta Van Fleet team, I found a bunch of down-to-earth and touch starved homeboys, well aware of their power but hesitant to act upon it. That’s the difference between having a huge dick and being one. They’re – and now let me let out a sob or two for the dramatic effect – gentlemen! 

You know what a sweetheart with a huge dick is? That’s your dream come true. Believe me. That’s just something you want. I certainly did.

Not from the start, though. No. They treat the crew like friends and family, and as much as that was certainly a pleasant change, I wavered initially. They were all so kind and gentlemanly that I just decided to keep my friendly distance, thinking they really were such mama’s boys that they appeared to be…The impression didn’t last long. Soon I heard them making jokes and lewd comments when they thought no one was listening. Some of those comments were about my bouncy ass, too. 

Men, am I right? 

Alas, sweethearts’ dicks are still just dicks, and neglect will gradually take its toll. I could see right through their nervous ticks. 

Jake was the first one that fell into my snares. I didn’t really pursue it; I’m not a monster. Like I said, we were lonely and stressed, and so it just happened one fine day. He craved human contact, and I was there. Life is complicated, but certain things are still pretty simple. Thank god, or whatever supernatural entity you believe in. 

It was a lovely evening in his 2-storey hotel apartment. He often got those, because the others had this habit of gathering together in his room to discuss business – since it was his band – and to get shitfaced in the process. 

We were both sitting cross legged on his bed, both already pleasantly booze-soaked and shrouded in semi-darkness, the only source of light being the dimmed lamps in the main room. I had been giving him a lecture on the importance of a good online presence that evening. Or at least I was trying to do that… When the others got a bit too rowdy, we retreated to his bedroom to have some privacy.

When it comes to online shit, Jake’s the most difficult one. He doesn’t like it. Plain and simple. He had created this cute mask of a smooth and aloof poet slash ancient adventurer, behind which he hides, but you bitches don’t like that. You like watching him talking to his SG in front of thousands like she’s his obedient whore. See, there’s a certain discrepancy in that. I kinda understood where it was coming from, him being in his element onstage and all that shit, but I also needed him to understand my point.

And it was tough. He’s complicated. He likes to pretend to be a tough, mysterious guy, but deep down he’s just a shy and wide-eyed fawn that bounces when you say “boo”. Not always, mind. I learned that  the hard way once when I was leaving his room with scarlet imprints of his fingers on my thighs. However, drunk Jake is a meek and needy cutiepie. I could definitely use it to my advantage. So I poured us more drinks. 

“I dunno, s’not really me,” he countered after I tried to explain one more time. 

I showed him another one of the most recent videos. “Are you telling me this is not you?”

I grew really fond of his quiet “hahaha” every time he felt discomfited and flattered at the same time. Just like now. Stroking his chin with his finger, he shifted nervously and continued: “Well, yeah…uuum…you like this?” 

That was the moment when I knew I had him firmly in my grasp. Yeah, Jakey, I reeeeally like it. Let me just show you how much.

I seized my chance. We laughed and joked and flirted and all that shit. Talking about his desirable body parts that y’all take snapshots of soon turned to physical manifestations and before we knew it, his fly was open, his fat cock hard and out and firmly in my hand. I brushed my thumb gently over his pink and already leaking head before I wrapped my fingers around his shaft once again and started pumping him slowly. He just sat there and watched me with his lips parted, both mesmerized and taken aback by how quickly things escalated. I returned his stare, looking him firmly in the eye while I quickened my pace, and his breathy exhales turned to full-fledged, loud moans. I tried to shush him by forcing my other thumb in his mouth… and that only made it worse. There were still other people in the adjacent room and the door was open, but he just wouldn’t shut up! I had to grab his chin and stick my tongue in his mouth to keep him quiet. 

That sobered him up a bit. He didn’t want me to stop, he just wanted to regain control. Our tongues wrestled for a few seconds before he grabbed my cheeks and returned the kiss in such a manner that made my pussy spasm. I liked that, and we continued like that until he came all over my fingers a few minutes later. Thankfully, someone put some music on in the other room and it muffled his moans a bit, because my mouth could no longer contain them. He howled in it. It was hot.

You know, I’ve had the misfortune to cross paths with assholes who’d just throw me out after that, both satisfied and ashamed that my skills made them finish so quickly and unceremoniously, without fanfare and praises. Not Jake. He had to reciprocate AND prove himself at the same time. He’s vain, but in a good, gentlemanly way. 

After everyone else left, he just fucked my brains out. It surprised me how much he wanted to kiss, and not just my lips (either kind). His tongue was running marathons all over my body, and if I remember it correctly, I think I came five times that night. Not my record, but still a very impressive first-time. 

After that, he just kept crawling back to me, stopping me in empty hallways just to whisper obscene poems about my hungry pussy in my ear. Talking about how he’d feed me. 

He’s a sly one: the kind of a man that would run his fingertips gently down your spine in a room full of other people, while talking casually about fucking you raw, only for you to hear. I mean, that’s exactly what he did once or twice. I’m sure our “conversations” always looked completely innocent from a distance, with only Josh sometimes watching us with his lips pursed. Sometimes his eyes even narrowed a bit. That feisty chipmunk knew from the very start, and I thought I could spot jealousy in that piercing stare of his. I enjoyed that, just as much as Jake enjoyed making me wet in public, and calling it “retribution”. Honestly, I didn’t mind. Punish me as much as you want, baby, and keep using all those fancy words while doing so. Yeah. 

I’m a born provocateur, so I often just asked for more. Every time I saw him start licking his lips absentmindedly, I struck. In the end, it was always him who had to calm down, to keep it cool…to hide his hard dick. 

We both loved it. It was our little fight for dominance. We teased each other and then there would be a reward. 

It was a bit different with Josh. He’s a lover, not a fighter. He doesn’t need to fight for dominance and so he often rejects that role voluntarily.

At first I thought he wouldn’t be interested at all, even though his grabby hands landed on my bare skin more often than some would deem comfortable. But he’s like that with everyone! Including Bob, the chalice filler. It often doesn’t mean a thing. 

I knew it meant something when he almost grabbed my ass once. I tried to experiment with the same strategy I once used on Jake: using his own weapons against him, making him cross the friendly line.

It happened during a soundcheck while I was showing him a preview of my next scheduled post. His weapon was right there, on full display, and I further accentuated it by a subtle, punny caption. It made him giggle and I winked at him. 

“So, you okay with this? I mean, it’s all over the internet anyway…”

“Dear sparrow, if I weren’t okay with this, you wouldn’t be able to take such a lovely picture of it.” His hand first landed on the small of my back familiarly, just like it always did, and as we talked about other pictures in the carousel, I felt his fingers move even lower until the tip of his pinkie slid under the hem of my pants. I cleared my throat ostentatiously and he drew his hand away quickly as if I had burned him. 

“You know, I should report you for harassment for this,” I said matter-of-factly, still looking at the screen, trying to look both cool and unphased, but the twitch in the corner of my mouth gave me away. A true master of reading such subtleties, he slapped his fingers with his other hand and grinned at me. “Naughty me. Can’t blame me. You just smell so nice, sparrow. What is that?” 

“Hypnotic Poison.”

“Right…” He licked his teeth in a vain attempt not to grin even more. To be hundred percent sure, he still asked me if I wasn’t mad. Sure I wasn’t. I had been waiting for this. 

We parted after that, minding our respective businesses, but all those fleeting glances he cast my way during the rest of the afternoon didn’t escape my attention. Later, just before the show, he cornered me in the bathroom, startling me. I almost poked my eye out with a mascara when I noticed him standing right behind me. “Jesus Fucking Christ on a stick, Josh!”

“Yeah, I’m all that.” It was obvious he wasn’t there to take a leak as he kept watching me watch him in the reflection and his eyes grew darker. I slowly turned around and ran my finger down the hem of his low neckline, even more slowly. Tentatively, almost. Never breaking eye contact and with his lips slightly parted, he let me go lower until I reached the zipper head and tugged at it playfully. 

“Black velvet really suits you, you know?” I teased.

“Yeah, I know.” 

Cheeky brat. You wanna play, baby? Let me show you how it’s done. I slipped the tips of my fingers under the hem of his cleavage until I found his left nipple and started running circles over it with my middle finger. His breath hitched and his eyes widened before he seemingly regained his composure and flashed me a sly smile. 

“So…ummm…you and Jake are…exclusive?”

“Wow, you’re pretty straightforward,” I laughed. “No, we’re not. Just having some fun. Why?” 

Why, indeed. He made it pretty clear why, and I let my tongue give him the answer he desired. After the show that very night, he knocked on my door with a shy smile plastered on his face after I opened it. I welcomed him in.

Josh never fought me. He always presented himself on a silver platter and let me do whatever I pleased. Then he repaid me when the payment was due. My initial impression of him being a pillow princess wasn’t completely off, but my god! The man can fuck! Never try to piss him off. Or you know what? DO try to piss him off, because it turns him to a jackhammer. 

I once called him a sissy and the wrath that poured down on me afterwards made me see stars. 

So that’s how it went. They both knew what was happening behind closed doors with the other one, and both were ok with that, as long as it didn’t interfere with their own plans. And that was just a matter of time. 

To tell you the truth, I did wonder what it would be like to have them both, so when the opportunity presented itself, I would be a fool not to encourage it. 

Every once in a while, there are shows where shit just happens and everything that can go wrong, does do wrong. It was one of those nights. Even back at the venue, right after the show, I saw how both their faces were twisted with tension, and maybe the best way to avoid even more trouble would have been to avoid them altogether. They weren’t the only people who had a rough night. I was exhausted, too. If I were a bit more responsible, I would have settled for a nice hot bath and a filthy book, but sadly, I’m a people pleaser. Also, nothing can calm me down better than the smell of male skin.

It was long past midnight when I heard a knock on my door. 

“It’s me, Bebe. Please, let me in.” 

That’s right. He gave me that nickname shortly after we started fucking, even though I teased him that he would never beat those allegation that way. 

If you guessed that I indeed did open the door, you’re right. He didn’t even wait for the invitation to enter this time. The stress was doing us no good. I could smell even more troubleon the horizon, but I ignored it.

“Jake, you can’t just storm inside like this. What if I had company?” It was no use to argue with him. No longer sober to begin with, he was already making himself at home and pouring himself another drink. 

“Please, Bebe, stop teasing. I need you! I promise you won’t regret it.”

“Well, tough luck! Josh asked first.”

“Oh no, no no no! It’s my turn, baby! You can’t do this to me. Tonight was hell. Call him and tell him that you’re mine.” I shot him a sharp look, so he added quickly: “... for the night. ” Well, that only made it worse. 

Funny how quickly they got accustomed to the fact that I was just within reach. I would have been offended if I weren’t aware of how insolently I played with them too. Still, I should have said no, but I’m just human. 

However, the whole situation was already a bit more complicated than that. “I can’t. He’s already here.” 

Jake cast me a confused look before he smiled sympathetically at my feeble attempt to get rid of him. “Where? Hiding in the closet?”

“No, he’s in the shower.”

He just stood there for a short while, contemplating something, before he grabbed my cheeks with both hands and whispered sultrily: “Please, love, just a blowjob then. Your mouth can do wonders, baby. I beg you.” Noticing that I wavered, he bent closer to whisper in my ear: “You can ride my face anytime you want. You know that.”

Again, I should have said no, but the said mouth already started watering when I noticed the rapidly growing bulge. Mentally, he was already hitting my tonsils. I was on my knees in seconds. I knew Josh usually took his time, so maybe it was manageable. And if not…well, surely there was a way to benefit from the hypothetical pickle, should it happen.

And it happened. I was deepthroating him with both his hands holding my head and his head tilted back, when we heard the door open.

“Jesus fuck, Jake!” 

The moment of surprise made me gag. Jake withdrew quickly and started tugging himself back in his pants, which wasn’t easy, given his current state. Josh, however, just stood there completely and unabashedly naked. “Get out!” he bellowed, completely forgetting that it was in fact MY room they were both in. 

“No,” Jake spat back.

They started barking at each other like berserk chihuahuas. I swear, I was seconds from throwing them BOTH out, dicks out and all. They could keep shouting at each other in the hall or even in the main lobby for all I cared, but the wicked creature in me wanted to see how this would escalate. And it escalated majestically. 

I hadn’t bothered to unpack my suitcase earlier that day. It just lay open on the floor with my purple vibrator placed haphazardly on top of my lingerie. Jake spotted it, bent down to retrieve it and before I could argue, he thrust it against Josh’s bare chest while his other hand patted his cheek: “Here, this should do. Now bugger off!” 

I think I stopped breathing for a second. They teased each other quite often, but this seemed downright mean, even to their standards. I think Jake realized it too, but it was too late. We both watched the flames that appeared behind Josh’s dilated pupils and before either of us could react, Josh started after him and pushed him against the wall. And so the party started. In a matter of mere seconds, Jake fist almost collided with Josh’s jaw. Thankfully, Frodo is quite nimble, so he ducked the blow and striked back, his knuckles colliding with Jake’s forearm. Watching them wrestle like that, fuming, limbs intertwined, I was almost sorry I had no popcorn at hand. It was a comical sight: Josh still completely naked, Jake barely tucked back in his jeans. 

Have you ever seen puppies fighting over a toy? That’s them. They were both so needy and neither one ready to give up. It was time to seize the opportunity, so I… started laughíng. Loudly and mockingly. They both let go of each other and turned their heads to the source of that offensive sound: me. 

I was sitting on the edge of my bed, leaning back on my arms and with my legs crossed, contemplating my next move. Realizing I had no panties under my punto tube dress, I decided to Basic Instinct them. Sure, nothing new, but men are simple creatures. A naked pussy is like the Moon they howl at. It’s always new. Moreover, the fact that they never saw me like this before together was surely a great bonding experience of its own. I watched their faces for more clues and grinned viciously when I saw exactly what I hoped for. See, they’re different in many ways including this. Jake licks his lips, while Josh clenches his jaw. I tutted at them, watching how they both raised their eyebrows in a silent question. 

“Guys! You both know very well that I got more than one hole.”

Hooked? Read Part Two.

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[nekropsii]

Anons are turned off until some of you people learn to stop behaving like fucking animals. Every day someone hits my inbox with some absolutely wild (misdirected) Transmisogyny, or think it's cute to insult strangers online, and it is fucking exhausting.

Get a hobby or find the nearest high roof.

Do you know how absolutely pathetic it is to hit everyone you see acknowledging Transfem existence with your creepy little hate boners for entire swathes of women you don't even know? I became a more vocal ally to make the spaces I've carved out safer for the people inside of it, and some people's honest to god response to me doing that and saying Transmisogyny is bad is to start treating me like a woman, and begin demeaning and insulting me, and patronizing me as if I'm some clueless doe-eyed blonde bimbo girl that needs reeducation.

Seriously, fuck you. I'm tired of being treated like a grade-school girl-child just because you're too much of a fucking misogynist to handle the idea that not everyone wants to talk about and center men all of the time. I am a gay man. I'm not a woman, trans or not. I've never identified myself as literally anything but some random gay man on the internet. I'm sorry that me having enough of a spine to acknowledge that women exist is too much for you. I hope the car that I'm praying hits you gives you a swift death.

These idiots give me a fucking migraine. Jesus Christ. What allies you are!

Did you guys know that Anons are not only Blockable, but that I can turn the Anonymity feature off at any time?

[barnesandrogersfanfics]

Ocean Eyes - Part 12

A/N - Finally an update!! i promise to not leave it as long for the next part.

Please like/comment/reblog, it gives me incentive to write quicker if i know people are actually enjoying my madness 💕

"You okay?" Chris asked suddenly making me jump, i thought he was asleep! He was currently wrapped around me acting as the big spoon.

"Jesus christ! You scared the crap outta me!" I chuckled quietly feeling stupid that he made me jump so bad.

"Sorry dahlin" he chuckled close to my ear "but are you okay?".

"Yeah just can't sleep, I've got so much going through my head i can't switch off"

"Its not because you're in here with me is it?"

"No of course not, this is actually just what i needed. I've missed laying in your arms...." I had caved and agreed to stay in Chris's room tonight, no funny business just sleeping. I felt Chris smile before pressing a kiss to my neck.

"I've missed this too. So what exactly is it keeping you awake beautiful? Talk to me..."

"Honestly? The whole thing with Brian.... how did he find me here??".

"I have no idea, but its very creepy!.... then again we shouldn't really be surprised, he had a habit of always knowing where you were. I got bad vibes off that guy the second i saw him".

We had called the police to report Brian but they couldn't do much about it as he technically hadn't done anything wrong, they said to call them again if we saw him around anymore.

"I don't understand why he's doing this! Its not like i led him on or anything, I've never shown that man any interest. I barely even talk to the guy!"

"He's clearly unstable"

"It scares me Chris...."

"Hey, i won't let him hurt you.... i already warned him to stay away...." Chris said through gritted teeth.

"What?...."

"It doesn't matter...."

I turned in his arms so i was now facing him "yes it does, what do you mean you warned him to stay away?"

"The day Scott and I came to get you and Mason to bring you here, you remember how he kept going on about where you were going and when you were coming back....then he asked you to dinner?"

"Oh yeah, you kinda snapped"

"Yeah.....I told him nicely to stay away from my family, that you were unavailable and uninterested.... that he should move on. I said if i found out he was harassing you still id make his life hell" he looked a little sheepish as he confessed to what had been said between the two of them.

"Well I'm guessing he didn't like to be told to stay away huh?"

"Apparently not. But lets not worry about  him right now, you need to sleep"

"Ive been trying...."

"Come here" Chris said and rolled onto his back pulling me close until i was laying with my head on his chest, his hand stroking up and down my back. Back strokes were my weakness and he knew it! "You'll be asleep in no time" he mumbled pressing a kiss to the top of my head. And he was right, with the steady thumping of his heart and his fingers stroking my back i was a goner.

I woke up alone, the bed already cold meaning Chris had been gone for a while. I reached for my phone on the bedside cabinet, it was nearly 10am!! I quickly got up and headed to the bathroom to pee and check how bad i looked. Once i was done i headed downstairs to find Chris, Mason and Scott.

"Hey" Chris smiled at me as i entered the kitchen, he was sat at the dining room table in front of his laptop.

"Hey, why didn't you wake me up?"

"You looked too peaceful, besides you didn't get to sleep til late"

I nodded walking over to kiss him "thank you" i smiled running my hand over his bearded jaw "you're the best".

Chris pulled me down into his lap and deepened the kiss until i had to pull back enough to catch my breath and we both laughed.

"Where's Mason?"

"Walking Dodger with Scott, i gave him breakfast and helped him get dressed before they left"

"He wasn't any trouble was he?"

"Not at all. He's like the best behaved kid I've ever met"

"He has his moments don't be fooled" i chuckled thinking back to some tantrums id witnessed over the years.

"I don't believe you, that kid is an angel"

"You just wait and see Evans" i laughed before getting up and walking into the kitchen so i could get a coffee and some toast.

"So um, I've got to do an online interview tonight with Jimmy Fallon" Chris followed me into the kitchen.

"Okay" i nodded.

"I just thought id let you know i'll have to disappear for a while"

"Thats fine, Mason will probably be in bed by then and i'll just stay in the living room watching a movie with Scott"

"Now i feel left out" he pouted.

Later that day we all went outback and played some Wiffle Ball to pass the time, Chris and Scott getting competitive again.

"Mom I'm tired" Mason said wrapping his arms around my waist and cuddling up against me.

"You wanna go take a nap before dinner buddy?"

"Yeah"

"Come on then" i picked him up and he rested his head on my shoulder "guys Mason needs a nap, i think you've worn him out"

"I think i need a nap too!" Scott laughed.

"Well I'm gonna make a start on dinner, you have time for a nap if you wanna"

Walking back up to the house i started struggling with Mason, he was getting too big for me to carry around now! My baby was growing up too fast!

"You want me to take him?" Chris suddenly asked, i nodded and come to a stop before passing a sleeping Mason over to Chris.

"Thanks, he's getting heavy" i said sadly.

"No problem"

"I hate that he's getting too big for me to carry him when he's tired"

"I know but its okay, I'm here to help now"

"Who's gonna carry me? Im exhausted!" Scott added making us laugh quietly so we didn't wake Mason.

The evening flew by, we all had dinner then sat and watched Toy Story with Mason. When it came to bedtime Mason insisted that Chris read him a story and of course he couldn't say no. Once he was asleep Chris headed to his office to get ready for his interview while Scott and I headed to the living room to find a movie to watch.

"Sooooo....." Scott said dragging it out to sound scandalous as he wiggled his eyebrows at me.

"What?"

"What?.... don't you what me Missy! I know you spent the night with Chris! So come on spill the tea sister!"

"You're ridiculous you know that?" I rolled my eyes at him and laughed at how comical he looked right now.

"Like i care" he shrugged "come on! Tell me what happened"

"Sorry to disappoint but nothing happened we just slept"

"Are you serious?"

"Yeah, we're taking things slow"

"And who's decision was that?"

"We both said we don't wanna rush it"

"But you suggested it right?..... hey I'm not judging you for that" he quickly added when he saw me look away sadly.

"You're scared you're gonna get hurt again aren't you?"

"Wouldn't you be? I just wanna make sure we're gonna be okay, that its more than just sex. We were always good at that, the emotional stuff.... not so much"

We were halfway through the movie when Chris rushed in asking Scott to join him for a game that Jimmy Fallon wanted them to do.

"Really? I can't just leave Y/N on her own....."

"Go i'll be fine" i chuckled.

"Sorry dahlin, i hate leaving you on your own.... we wont be long though 15/20 minutes tops.

"Go do what you gotta do, I'm fine here watching this" i nodded to the TV.

While they were off doing the interview

I texted my mom and Hannah to check in, they were doing good all things considered. I quickly settled back in to watch the rest of the movie but was interrupted again by multiple message alerts on my phone. I looked to see it was Hannah blowing up my phone.

When i opened the thread i gasped, my heart was racing so fast.... i felt sick as my eyes landed on one thing in particular....... the headline!

"CHRIS EVANS HAS A SECRET FAMILY!"

Everything taglist: @jesseswartzwelder @dumblani @barnesandrogersworld @patzammit @rynabarnesrogers-reading @rainbowkisses31 @rororo06 @supernaturalwintersoldier @fairlightswiftly @hiddelstannerbarnes @bellamy-barnes @buchanansebba @rosalynshields

Ocean eyes: @supraveng @michelehansel @melissaglenn5 @denisemarieangelina

@mrsjeffwittek @mery-be @marvelfansworld @cmalass @capstopavenger @fallenoutofrose @kelbabyblue @biebsmylife95 @loser-alert @traceyaudette @w3lissax @jennmurawski13 @ford66steal @saiyanprincessswanie @christocrave @jakiki94 @torntaltos @my-dearest-agent @ms-betsy-fangirl

If your name is crossed out i couldnt tag you.

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Before The Dawn -- Preview Thoughts (ahoy rwde)

So if you didn’t know (or didn’t see [or didn’t hear {or are living the life of blissful ignorance that I, for one, wish I had}]), a preview for the next CFVY-centric novel, Before The Dawn, came out! It’s the sequel to After The Fall, which I liveblogged a while back and generally like… was ambivalent about. Some of it was okay. Other parts were weird. Some bits just plain bonkers. But whatever!

Well, a part of this preview also happened to contain a flashback of Velvet and her father, and I really wanna extrapolate on some reasons this has me bewildered and frightened for my wellbeing! Because what the fuck! Anyway, goes without saying this post contains spoilers for six pages or so of Before The Dawn, but I can’t imagine anyone really cares about spoilers? Probably? Anyway.

(A small aside: I’m not crazy interested in engaging in, like, any debate over anything I’ve put here. This is just a write-up of conversations I’ve already covered with other people for the sake of quick linkage, and not a bright flare arc of ‘somebody come debate this’. If you like what the book says: fine! I don’t. Let’s leave it there, kiddos.)

So, I’m opening this with a disclaimer: many people know I have some hefty headcanons for Velvet’s parents, and I wanna just make it, like, excruciatingly clear: never, at any one point, did I think my headcanons or my AUs or what-have-you would ever become anything even vaguely close to canon. I knew a day would come in which what I’d filled in would come to have canonical content (or, rather, I’d hoped they’d not touch Velvet with a ten-foot pole and I’d never get disproven), and that this was inevitable. Canon and I aren’t on speaking terms, and that’s okay! I didn’t want, nor expect, nor imagined, my stuff becoming canon. So everything I’m about to say isn’t a case of my headcanons were superior or I wish they’d done what I did. What I wanna talk about is how… bad the canon we got, is. Got it? Good.

The preview doesn’t grant me page numbers so I’m unsure exactly where we are in the book, but that prooooobably doesn’t matter so much as the content of the section I’m talking about, but anyway; somewhere in this book is a 6-page section of a flashback Velvet has of talking to her father, as well as some Velvet and Scarlatina family lore. Can I even call it lore? Probably not. But it’s there and it’s real, and I wanna just dissect it for a moment by covering the main points from this excerpt, in no real order, with no input on my half, just facts:

Velvet’s father is an Atlesian engineer.

He works for/under/with Ironwood.

Velvet’s own skills as an inventor and engineer stem directly from him.

His work in Atlas has divided the family, because Velvet’s mum hates that he prizes his work over his family.

Velvet has always wanted to go to Atlas as it’s the tech capital of Remnant.

Velvet’s father doesn’t see her often and that causes some strife.

Her father’s name is Will Scarlatina.

Her mother’s name is Meg Scarlatina.

These are probably our main points to cover, and I’m gonna go over ‘em probably in this order since this is more or less how the excerpt presents them. So let’s take it from the top.

1. Velvet’s father is an Atlesian engineer.

WOW what a start. What a START!!! So, someone pointed out to me that this definitely implies he’s a human, which has some in-text proof that I’ll show a little later in point three, but my god what a. bold beginning. Yes. That said, this point only gets egregious a little later down the line, so let’s hop to point two.

2. He works for/under/with Ironwood.

Okay, so, again. I don’t plan nor intend for my headcanons to become canon in any capacity… but GOD do I hate how we have someone else tied up to Ironwood in some way. This man pulls all the strings, and it seems like nobody can do anything science-y or invent-y without it getting all wrapped up with Ironwood, what gives? Also, probably further proof that Will here is a human, though I’m ready to be wrong. I SURE HOPE I AM. Either way, with Velvet being a Faunus and Will potentially being/having married a Faunus, this slaps in all the bad ways. Can we stop that? Right now? Thanks.

3. Velvet’s own skills as an inventor and engineer stem directly from him.

SO THIS WAS MY FIRST STICKING POINT. The way I explained this was that, in some ways, some people are just like their parents (I sure am in a lot of ways!) and others are totally UNLIKE their parents (such as a lot of my friends!), but it really bothers me that RT looked at Velvet, who they decided was a very competent inventor and creator, and said well, she must’ve gotten it from somewhere! No way she did that all by herself! Let’s have this masculine figure in her life be the reason she’s Like That!

You can say I’m maybe over-exaggerating and, hey, maybe I am. But I really hate stories when a person’s skill is attributed directly towards someone else as if they have no autonomy to learn things on their own. Wouldn’t it have been cooler to have had Velvet strike out and make use of a skill that she developed with the help of friends and family? Who weren’t responsible for this skill, but aided her improvement? It’s real annoying that they decided she’s basically a clone of her father, which is supported by that in-text quotation I mentioned:

“She might have her mother’s ears, but she was her father’s daughter.”

So, first off: what the fuck. Secondly: ?????? Thirdly: so I think this is proof towards Will not being a Faunus, since the reference to ears is so pointed, but GOD I HATE THAT WHOLE IMPLICATION? People aren’t always little mini-clones of their parents, and something really bothers me about a daughter being Just Like Her Dad. It smacks all wrong, and maybe it’s ‘cause I have my vision of the Scarlatinas being so matriarchal and all but it bothers me one hell of a lot. Jesus.

4. His work in Atlas has divided the family, because Velvet’s mum hates that he prizes his work over his family.

/deep breath

Okay. Again, not tryna inflict my own headcanons on this. But are we really gonna play ball with yet another heterosexual marriage on the rocks because the man of the house prizes his job over his family? Really? Really? That’s what we’re being given, hot and fresh, off the printer? Really?

I’m just. Deeply disappointed that this is the angle we’re getting here. Like… right now, the ONE family we’ve got with their braincells in a row is, like, the Belladonnas, and yet we can’t get ONE other out here??? Not one??? The hets, they’re at it again! And I just. It would be SO easy to toss in some good queer content with these flashbacks and we’re just Not getting it. I don’t know why, I shouldn’t have to wonder why, but this is that, I guess.

5. Velvet has always wanted to go to Atlas as it’s the tech capital of Remnant.

HAS SHE THOUGH… REALLY? We’re really gonna say the Faunus who canonically got bullied in Vale and like, is visibly concerned about asshole humans being assholes, wanted to go to Atlas? Asshole human capital city? Are we positive? ‘Cause I, for one, ain’t. Tech is everywhere! You can study and deconstruct and pick apart and invent shit anywhere on the planet! Why would Velvet put herself at such risk just to see the equivalent of Silicon Valley dipshits engage in a circlejerk?

6. Velvet’s father doesn’t see her often and that causes some strife.

Here’s a slice of in-text dialogue to chew on:

“Just another way I’ve disappointed you, huh?” he said.

“Dad. No!” Velvet paused. She didn’t want to hurt his feelings, but she didn’t have much to follow that up with, nothing that would convince him, anyway. It was hard to argue with the truth.

Now, small tangent: if you’ve read, or seen, any of my writing on Arslan-as-Sienna’s-offspring AU (which is [are] good AU[s] and general idea[s] you should read my content on the matter), then you’ll know I hate the trope in which a parent who does wrong by a kid, then expects that kid to apologise in order to make themself behave better. For instance: kid has an absent parent. Kid apologises profusely to the parent in hopes they’ll come home and be more present in their life. Parent feels bad, and does that, validating the kid’s belief that they needed to apologise to get their parent to come home. It’s a garbage trope and a dangerous one, because you don’t have to apologise for someone else hurting you. Full stop.

So imagine my surprise to see the same thing happen here! What’s this guilt-tripping? What’s this weird focus on Velvet when he’s the one not coming home? As soon as I read this line, it felt skeevy, it is skeevy. I hate it. I am brimming with hatred. Why do this? Why bother? Why does she need this drama? Jesus christ.

Next two points are a two-in-one:

7. Her father’s name is Will Scarlatina. 8. Her mother’s name is Meg Scarlatina.

WHAT? WHAT??????????? HUH????????????????????????

Okay, I know this seems like a bizarre thing to latch onto when there’s already so much fucked up here, but huh?????? These are the names? You chose? Will and Meg??????????????????? Never mind that they do NOT flow into their surnames at all (Meg Scarlatina????????????????????), but also the fact that Meg makes me think of Family Guy (which is something I NEVER want to think about, thanks,) just makes this a fuckin’ TRIAL of pain for me. Will and Meg???????

Did they pick up a phonebook — or, like, an online one — and grab the first two names they saw? Did they get a dartboard and put on a blindfold and launch darts across the room? Was this a socially-distanced[1] conference call gone wrong? I’m BEWILDERED. I learnt these names from someone posting about it in my discord chat, and I thought it was them telling a shit joke to try and piss me off. Are we really serious?

And to me, the name thing really epitomises this whole section. These names — that don’t fit well, that don’t really make sense with the whole colour-name lore, that don’t sound like they should be within a 20-mile radius of RWBY canon — are like the excerpt itself: bonkers. Bonkers bananas. Where every page brings in a new and unprecedented level of huh???????? that I JUST can’t get over.

Now, again. I don’t want my take on Velvet’s parents to be canon. No, really, I’m gonna use them for an original fic, RT don’t touch them they’re mine and they’re going to be in a novel. A series, even. It may even be erotica! But that’s neither here nor there; when I made Ash and Taffeta, I spent a lot of time reverse-engineering (my brand of) Velvet to put the pieces together. How did she grow up to be who she is now? What influences did she have? What examples did her parents set? What were her family like, and how did she take that upbringing forwards? And I spent a lot of time thinking about who they were, the environment they fostered, and I spent so many hours googling names it doesn’t even bear thinking about. Point being: I put a lot of time and energy and love into the Scarlatina family because I wanted, so badly, to have a family people could be, well, jealous of! A family so big-hearted and kind and full of love and furious compassion that you couldn’t help but wanna be there.

To me, this… take. This version of Velvet’s parents being peddled as canon is just so… unreal. Never mind that it’s been so many years since Velvet was unveiled, so many years people have developed headcanons of their own that, honestly, at this point, why bother? But it’s so frustrating to have taken time to make a queer family built on the solarpunk and socialist and eco-friendly and green-thinking and sustainable ways of being to then have canon turn around and say, okay, what if her dad’s a bootlicker, Velvet’s a mini clone of him, and the marriage Velvet’s parents have is on the rocks due to a trope older than time itself! Why? Why bother? What can this possibly add?

I’m not mad that what I wanted isn’t canon. I’m mad that what canon has given is so… lackluster. So boring. So unoriginal. I feel like I’ve read this story a thousand times, but it would have been so easy to make something so much richer with just a smidgen of effort on everyone’s parts. I expect so little from canon and I’m still let down. This is somehow worse than anything I expected canon to pull. It’s wild. What a bonkers series of choices to make.

[1] I know that most of this book would’ve been planned/written before lockdown, but please bear with the joke.

[bluewithpurplepolkadots]

thatdoodlebug1

i want to watch the new star wars films just to know all the kylo controversy...i havent seen a character so divisive to fans probably since the harry potter fandom?!

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I can get people liking Snape honestly or finding him interesting even though he’s controversial and not a nice person. Rowling had however a story with him she wanted to tell which she seemed to stick to even if I felt it was flawed. She seemed to have an idea of what she wanted to do with him.

Kylo Ren... uuuuhhh. No. He’s awful but parts of the fandom adored him and what’s worse is Disney seemed to listen to them. That’s the major issue I feel: Kylo Ren fans and those who ship him with Rey were the section of fandom who, actually in their own way, messed with canon. Perhaps this is something we should have realised in the age of twitter and direct contact to creators like never before but... wow.

Another reason they had an effect is because it’s clear Disney didn’t have a real plan for the trilogy after The Force Awakens and they decided to give certain people what they wanted. And it sucked! 

God He’s just terribly written. He wasn’t at first. I mean I can obviously like villains, but he’s just... nope. A short summary honestly but it gets long. I only watched TFA twice and the other movies once and it’s been a while, but here’s my take on it. (Yeah I haaate him, sorry, also a video at the end I’ve seen recently which is a good sum up as well).

Also his fans just don’t behave well at all.

He’s an excellently written and terrible person in the first movie imo, The Force Awakens. The... only movie I like of the new trilogy honestly.

 Kylo Ren/Ben Solo is the child of Han and Leia and is a terrible person! Which is honestly a fun idea. He’s also however someone who helps destroys multiple planets and is basically modelled after neo-nazis if anyone: sort of aping how Vader himself was also modelled after modern political anxieties in the 1970s. Also this time it’s the kid of the heroes who is terrible rather than a parent. But he’s like 30. So.

The group KR belongs to clearly apes nazism given how they talk about ‘degenerates’ even if of course it smells a bit like set dressing at points: and he is an entitled white man who has wild tantrums when he doesn’t get his way. He acts like a pathetic child despite being like 30, was born to privilege and power and wants more-, kills his dad Han Solo and is the reason in fact all the old school trio eventually die so yeah I think anyone who likes the OT would hate his guts even if I’m not a major SW stan.

He tortures both Rey and Poe too in TFA. He also almost kills Finn and Rey with all this horrific imagery- I mean he basically has a burning cross as a lightsaber and he’s chasing after a black guy and the white woman with him... jesus christ. And like Finn, Rey and Poe are all actually likeable characters so you know- it doesn;t endear you to him. At all.

 Basically all the symbolism with Kylo Ren as the modern altright was not subtle- it made Vader look subtle and honestly Vader doesn’t even look half as bad as him. Vader at least had class and a sympathetic backstory- even though he obviously still had to die too for what he’d done. Rather than taking the chance his father offers him to change his ways, he instead kills Han.

And then the next two movies basically forces him into leather pants because loud parts of the online fandom became obsessed with him. Though a part if is because the trilogy has two directors and it seems neither of them ever passed notes to one another. It seems neither of them knew what the hell they were doing or I think in the last films case it’s clear Disney meddled way too hard- even the director there is clearly not happy at all.

Basically Star Wars has become a major example of why fan pandering in the age of twitter is such a bad idea. You need a plan before hand and while details can change the broad strokes need to be there and you need to actually stick to it.

You know despite Finn being the better candidate for a redemption arc, a stormtrooper stolen away as a child who stood up! TFA is great and I’m so sad it got messed around by TLJ and then TROS.

Rey even has to kiss Kylo for some reason in the last film.  When he like tortured her in the first, proved himself irredeemable and got millions of people killed. They clearly did it literally for fan service (which hilariously novelisations are backpedaling as a kiss of gratitude) because there are buckets of people online obsessed with the two boinking.

Hilariously this didn’t make them happy either because he died in the end. For some reason they thought he should be skipping in fields of flowers and kissing Rey. So like the last film, everyone basically hated it which was kind of hilarious.

Honestly I’d say Kylo Ren is part and parcel basically an indicator species of how misguided the direction in Sequel Trilogy Star Wars was. He wasn’t the only reason it sucked but TLJ was a drag with him in it, and the hyperfocus on him took time away from Finn- who continually lost relevance as the films went on.

 Disney decided to pander to shippers and didn’t have a plan in the beginning whatsoever to work with. They had basically a space neonazi, shoved a black character’s plot points to the side for it and made the woman he tortured kiss him. Nice sum up I’ve seen: in the Original Trilogy Leia got to choke her abuser, roday Rey had to kiss hers.

Dear lord it was a clusterfuck.

I mean I could almost get if Kylo Ren is supposed to symbolise all those kids caught up by the altright online but real life parents would draw the line after he kills millions or y’know his dad usually.

Kylo Ren like everything in this trilogy had no plan.

Also this video is like a good sum up as well I feel.

[dolce-elegy]

Hartman: The Wannabe King of the “Seven Mountains”

[Better looking/better formatted version on Google Docs]

A couple of days ago while, sitting back, relaxing along with eating some popcorn while enjoying the unfolding Oaxis drama I came across this tweet that talked about how a network by the name of Daystar, that was associated with Butch Hartman, supports a “Christian” cult by the name of Bethel Church.

While that sentence alone of Hartman playing a game of Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon with a literal fucking cult would have been the ridiculous icing on the cake on this whole trainwreck, I ended up becoming curious and went down the rabbit hole so to speak. The horrible, horrible right-wing “Christian” rabbit hole. Thank God for private browsing let me tell you… Basically what I found out was while Hartman had no definitive ties to this Bethel Church (which let me tell you the stuff that I read about it was really…something. I suggest reading this Buzzfeed article about their actual real-life-i-am-not-joking school named Bethel School of Supernatural Ministry, which is basically and again I am not fucking kidding the right-wing “prophecy” and “faith healing”-focused version of Hogwarts) and he and his family only did a short interview with Daystar, I did however find some interesting facts about the company that Hartman and his family keeps along with his ties to another evangelical ministry which…let’s be honest still sounds like a fucking cult.

Like let me tell you this post’s got everything: homophobic bullshit ministries tied to what is essentially considered to be an “evangelical mecca,” an unaccredited two year “bible college” where you gotta pay over $4,000 too much each school year for what is not a legitimate degree, Hartman’s NOOG Network being used to help fund said “bible college,” “faith healing,” and a fucked-up-when-you-think-about-it religious doctrine/end-game master plan of Evangelical/Charismatic churches that even the most over-the-top super villain would call cliche.

Anyways if you want the short version, Hartman’s whole indoctrination plan using Oaxis goes a lot deeper than that and is directly tied and influenced by an evangelical practice called “The Seven Mountain Mandate” where seven different facets of society need to be controlled and influenced by their version of “Christianity” in order to create a perfect and “Godly" world with one of those facets being that of “arts and entertainment…” I’m going to warn you right now this is going to be extremely long but hopefully worth it in the end.

So shall we begin? (Also RIP mobile users)

Before I get into the meat of the details, let me go more in depth as to what “The Seven Mountain Mandate” is. According to GotQuestions.org, an online “ministry” made up of people from various Christian sects, answering people’s questions about Christianity, this is what it is all about:

“The seven mountain mandate or the seven mountain prophecy is an anti-biblical and damaging movement that has gained a following in some Charismatic and Pentecostal churches. Those who follow the seven mountain mandate believe that, in order for Christ to return to earth, the church must take control of the seven major spheres of influence in society for the glory of Christ. Once the world has been made subject to the kingdom of God, Jesus will return and rule the world.

Here are the seven mountains, according to the seven mountain mandate:

1) Education

2) Religion

3) Family

4) Business

5) Government/Military

6) Arts/Entertainment

7) Media

These seven sectors of society are thought to mold the way everyone thinks and behaves. So, to tackle societal change, these seven “mountains” must be transformed. The mountains are also referred to as ‘pillars,’ ‘shapers,’ ‘molders,’ and ‘spheres.’ Those who follow the seven mountain mandate speak of ‘occupying’ the mountains, ‘invading’ the culture, and ‘transforming’ society.”

Yeah so holy fuck this is like some Illuminati bullshit right here. Well, some Sunday school Illuminati bullshit but still kind of troubling none-the-less.

The website also goes on to say,

“The seven mountain mandate has its roots in dominion theology, which started in the early 1970s with a goal of ‘taking dominion’ of the earth, twisting Genesis 1:28 to include a mandate for Christians to control civil affairs and all other aspects of society. The New Apostolic Reformation, with its self-appointed prophets and apostles, has also influenced the seven mountain movement, lending dreams and visions and other extra-biblical revelations to the mandate.

The seven mountain mandate says that it is the duty of all Christians to create a worldwide kingdom for the glory of Christ. Teachers in the movement use Isaiah 2:2, which mentions mountains, in an attempt to support their view: ‘In the last days the mountain of the LORD’s temple will be established as the highest of the mountains; it will be exalted above the hills, and all nations will stream to it.’ The principal goal of dominion theology and the seven mountain mandate is political and religious domination of the world through the implementation of the moral laws—and subsequent punishments—of the Old Testament.”

So let’s go over the facts again about good ol’ Elmer’s Oaxis streaming service. The same day Hartman’s kickstarter was funded, a video of him talking at a Lance Wallnau’s conference in Lone Tree, Colorado, by the name of “Wealthbuilders” surfaced. Now you may be asking; who in the fresh hell is Lance Wallnau, well to know a little bit more about Wallnau here’s what he says about himself on his website:

“Dr. Wallnau is an internationally recognized speaker, business and political strategist. USA Today reports that he is one of only three evangelical leaders to have accurately predicted Donald Trump's Presidency. Dr. Wallnau's best selling book, ‘Gods Chaos Candidate’ is credited as being the catalyst that mobilized thousands of Christian's to vote for Donald Trump and contributed to Trumps unprecedented election victory.”

I also highly doubt that he has actual doctorate in theology but that’s just me.

This dude also of course,

loves Milo Yiannopoulos

and last year in March, according to Right Wing Watch he,

“…claimed Alt-Right troll Milo Yiannopoulos for Jesus Christ and prophesied that he will one day be leading revivals on college campuses.

Wallnau said that he began listening to Yiannopoulos in the wake of the controversy regarding his comments condoning pederasty and found him to be a brave truth-teller who ‘is exposing the tyranny and fascist spirit behind the progressive left.’ Yiannopoulos is like 'a prophetic fencer just scoring point after point,’ Wallnau said, which is why the left is out to destroy him.”

That...is a loaded fucking statement right there if I’ve ever seen one...

“But the left will not destroy him, Wallnau predicted, because Yiannopoulos is going to undergo a radical religious conversion and lead an army of millennial prophets who will take on the left.

‘I’m claiming Milo in the name of Jesus for the Kingdom of God,’ Wallnau declared. ‘Just like [Donald] Trump was an unlikely candidate for us as a deliverer in the presidency … God hid himself in Trump, I think God is hiding himself in Milo and I’m calling him out in Jesus’ name to salvation.’”

So fucking yeah…there’s that…Ohhhhhh and it gets even better…so going back to Got Questions, guess who’s movement’s biggest influencer is and who basically started it all…That’s right it’s troll boy’s biggest fanboy,

“Lance P. Wallnau coined the term seven mountain mandate and is its most prominent teacher. Wallnau adapts the missionary mandate of Jesus to His disciples to ‘go and make disciples’ of all the nations into a mandate to effect social transformation. He reasons that, since churches already have a presence in every nation in the world, we need to now concentrate on influencing the systems (the ‘mountains’) within these nations. The problem, according to Wallnau, is that Christians are not currently influencing society outside the church. Christians have left the mountains susceptible to the ‘gates of hell,’ which are spiritual portals over the ‘kings’ (influence-shapers) of those mountains.

Wallnau’s teaching is loosely based on the Abrahamic Covenant, which promised Abraham a seed and a lasting inheritance. Also, Israel was promised in Deuteronomy 28:12–14 to be the ‘head and not the tail' among the nations. Proponents of the seven mountain mandate infer that the church, not Israel, is the entity to claim that promise. It is now up to believers to move in proximity to the ‘gates of hell’ and position themselves to exert the greatest amount of influence. The church then needs to be dissected into ‘micro components’ and infiltrate the mountains. Since every Christian can’t position himself at the top of every mountain, each individual is to find his particular smaller peak and be a leader in that realm.”

Yeah…

Anyways, Wallnau’s “Wealthbuillders” is a “business” conference that claims that it could help a person get out of debt, discover “God’s plan” for them, and how to “influence,” make a “difference” and how “..to know which of the Seven Mountains...” they’re “...meant to impact.”

This conference and the video of Butch laying out his “plan” also surprisingly enough happened back in February. And I just love how literally right off the bat, like 30 seconds in, he starts talking about the “Mountain of Arts and Entertainment” and how Lance Wallnau gave him and his wife the idea. Some other choice quotes are:

“We’re gonna save culture. We’re gonna save families. We are going to speak to them in parables…” Time stamp 12:37

“We’re gonna win freakin’ awards for our programming in order to make a dent …We’re gonna make a dent in this mountain of entertainment I promise you and the minute I put this up people will flock to this…” Time stamp 17:48

“We must win back our future, and like Lance says, ‘We are the stone that is gonna slay the giant.’” Time stamp 18:29

Also I haven’t seen other people talk about this but there were also two other Evangelical talk shows that both he and his family (particularly his wife who is heavily involved in the promotion of Oaxis) appeared on in early July. One was his and his family’s (including his two daughters) appearance promoting Oaxis on the aforementioned Daystar Network’s “Marcus and Joni” show on July 16th with the timestamp starting at 6:19 (and here’s a link to a youtube clip if you don’t want to give them the clicks), that I mentioned earlier. Daystar is one of America’s largest religious networks with close to 100 affiliates (specifically 94) all across the US. Also fun fact: Marcus and Joni are married and Marcus being the “good and moral Christian” that he is, had an extramarital affair a while back, had to pay blackmailers millions in dollar to keep quiet about until he was forced to admit said affair in order to stop them, which then culminated in Daystar getting sued by a former executive who stated that knowledge of the affair caused her “...great emotional pain.”

Moving on, in this video it you’ll see the same egotistical thing about how Hartman claims that “…God told me to start this new network…” and “God told us to launch this Kickstarter…”

His wife Julieann also states this interesting little tidbit,

“Yeah I feel that, you know, Christians have been pushed into a corner when it comes to entertainment. That we can’t watch this and we can’t watch this and it’s like why is that? So that’s why we’ve created this. It’s gonna be amazing. You know I’m a mom of two daughters and you know I was helicopter mom, and I still am even though they’re adults. But you know we’ve gotta watch because they sometimes, you know, they don’t realize what they’re watching and what they’re getting into. And so it’s really important that we have a streaming service like this to where you can put your kids in front of; your adult kids in front of; your teenage kids in front and say ‘you know what I’m safe at home right here at Oaxis…at Oaxis entertainment…’”

So wait, according to her even full-grown adults still have to stay under the thumb of their parents and you think that even though they’re adults they’re still not mature enough to sort through the kinds of media that they want?? Jesus Christ and here I thought my parents were overprotective.

Now the second interview that Hartman and his wife did (and which actually at an earlier date on July 2), was appearing on the “Truth and Liberty” Youtube live cast, by the name of “Animator Butch Hartman: Teen Suicide, Depression & Impacting Cultu [re]” (yeah they deadass ran out of room to write the title) [EDIT: VIDEO HAS BEEN DELETED] of yet another slimy self-proclaimed “Christian,” by the name of Andrew Wommack.

Now Wommack and Wallhau are terrible people BFFS along with being BFFs to the Hartman family due to his past history with Hartman’s wife that I will get into in a bit. He’s also of course a bit of an infamous homophobic evangelical preacher.

“If the radical LGBT community uses this as a platform to start further suppressing the religious liberties of Christians—which I’m sure is coming—then this could cause a backlash against their radical agenda by so many people that it could bring America back to her senses.

The true hate speech today is not from Christians against homosexuals; it is the other way around. The homosexual community are the ones who hate Christianity and any moral standards. They are the ones who are truly intolerant. Beneath all the rhetoric is a true hatred for Christianity, the Bible, and all the moral restraints they impose. This is the spirit of antichrist that is working in the whole earth (1 John 4:3).” - from “Andrew’s Response to the Supreme Court’s Decision, June 26, 2015” Andrew Wommack Ministries Blog

Oh and he has just as interesting views on suicide as Elmer does~

“This isn’t a disease for which we have no cure. This is totally preventable, but not by teaching people how to cope better, having more drugs for treatment of mental illness, or staging more interventions by friends and family. Those are just treating the symptoms. In order to treat the problem, we have to correctly diagnose the cause.

The root problem is that our society has unleashed pure evil into our culture through promoting immorality and sin through media, schools, and government while marginalizing Christianity and its godly influence. We’ve had a major departure from the moral standards that held evil in check for hundreds of years in this nation, and now we are paying the price.”

He is just as much as Wallnau is, all about the Seven Mountains let me tell you that. So much so that he owns an “entrepreneurial” company by the name of 7M Ventures, Inc. which falls under the umbrella of his main brand of Andrew Wommack Ministries (where he has congregations all over the US and the World) and his website by the name of TruthandLiberty.net. In 7M Ventures, Inc.’s main description on twitter, it talks about how it’s “…focused on influencing the world and providing income to fund ministry growth.”

And presented without comment

Anyways, going back to the Hartman interview, here’s some “choice” quotes and things that happened in this video.

Time stamp 00:00 INTRO: “We believe we have a mandate to bring Godly change to our nation and the world through the seven spheres or mountains of influence…”

Time stamp 02:05 “So tonight we are going to be about talking about the ‘arts and entertainment’ mountain because ‘truth and liberty’ is really about all the seven mountains.” -Karen Conrad, co-host

Time stamp 5:30 “…And I really think that looking at the entertainment mountain these days I think we really are in need of a lot more family entertainment…”

Hartman also goes more into detail about how Wallnau gave him the inspiration for Oaxis at 5:45:

“Lance Wallnau and I was up talking about the mountain of entertainment and how a lot of Christian people; and we’re Christian people, are kind of intimidated by Hollywood and things like that; they just want Hollywood to just go away. And we looked at each other and went ‘we gotta go…got to go in and at least bring an option into Hollywood that; not there’s no family friendly entertainment out there but it’s sort of treated like the kids table at Thanksgiving. Like it’s not taken very seriously, um, as much as I think it should be and a lot of other stuff is out there that I think, you know, maybe a lot of kids and families don’t really want to watch. And so we thought, you know, we should do we should a streaming service just for the family…”

Time stamp 7:33 Julieann talks about doing a “news program” for the Oaxis network where it will only talk about “positive” news stories

Time stamp 10:20 Hartman basically insinuates that the reason why teen suicides are up so much is because of phones.

Time stamp 11:55 Hartman basically insinuates that Oaxis will lower suicide rates by affecting the mountain of arts and entertainment.

Hartman in general just repeatedly mentions the mountains and affecting them.

Time stamp 20:19 “…And we know that we’re not gonna limit God. We’re not limiting Him at all.”

Time stamp 23:24 “…We love Jesus and but we want to put Jesus in our shows. I believe that you can reflect Jesus in your content without saying the word ‘Jesus.’”

Okay now Hartman’s just flat out admitting that he believes that his scam of a “network” will affect suicide statistics… “Then I believe that those suicide rates might go down…” at Time stamp 27:04

Time stamp 31:05 From his wife Julieann, “Could you imagine living with that? Of knowing that maybe someone killed themselves because they watched your show?”

Ohhhhhhhh, oh honey. Both of y’all just gonna ignore what happened last year now aren’t you?

Moving on...

Time stamp 34:40 “When I did shows at Nickelodeon, I did all my cartoons. And I couldn’t say the word ‘Jesus’ in them. I couldn’t say any of that because the network wouldn’t put it on. But I could put Jesus’ principles in there…”

Listen... people have already scraped the bottom of the barrel in regards to this for jokes but, you greenlit fairy m-preg. You, yourself helped to write said fairy m-preg. Never forget the fairy m-preg Butch. Because we sure as hell won’t let you.

Also nice to see that his wife shares his flip-flopping views on things At 36:40 when asked by one of the hosts who’s fielding a similar question from two different people about how different is Oaxis from other services such as “Pureflix” and “Faith and Family,” she answered, “Well number one we are not a Christian network. So it’s not going to be faith-based programming.”

She also goes on to say that they’re going to be challenging the writers to create something that’s just as compelling, but just without all the bad stuff. In other news, local woman does not know understand the reason why narrative conflict, along with the tragedy and drama genres have to exist when we can just be happy all day, everyday. More at 11.

Hartman and his wife also talk about how they learned that from Andrew Wommack and how Hartman and him met primarily through his (Hartman’s) wife. Which brings me to how exactly Julieann and Wommack exactly got connected. In the first minute or so Wommack talks about how Julieann, a woman who became a born-again Christian at age 27, was actually one of their “healing journeys” and she once dealt with fibromyalgia and “…many other things…” but through the power of “faith healing” she “successfully” overcame all of her problems after spending over thousands of dollars on different doctors and treatments.

“And Jesus just healed you” Andrew Wommack said to Julieann who immediately confirmed his statement.

Now what the other issues that she was dealing with that aren’t mentioned in this video are various mental issues primarily being anxiety.

“Julieann suffered with the mental anxieties she had always battled, but this time she had physical symptoms as well. Every day she struggled with chronic flulike symptoms, body aches and pains, random numbness and twitching. The Hartmans spent tens of thousands of dollars on medical and alternative treatments trying to help Julieann. Her life became consumed with visiting specialists and worse—diagnosing herself via the Internet.” from “Julieann Hartman: A Fearless Woman of Faith” Andrew Wommack Ministries Blog

Also I just love this quote from her about how she was before she got introduced to Wommack…

"The funny part of this was that even if a doctor would give me medication, I wouldn’t take it because I felt that I was not being in faith. It was crazy!”

…There…is a lot to unpack there, so I think I’ll leave it at that…moving on…

“During a trip to Texas to celebrate Thanksgiving in 2009, Julieann stumbled across Andrew's Gospel Truth program on TV. Within seconds she dismissed Andrew wondering aloud, ‘Who could listen to him? I would fall asleep.’ Six months later however, she came across Andrew again. This time, she heard Andrew say something that grabbed her attention and went straight to her heart. Andrew was sharing things Julieann had never heard before and she was captivated.

Julieann went to Andrew's website and began downloading his teachings and ordering materials. ‘I took two weeks, cleared my schedule, and I didn’t leave my house. I listened to Andrew, I watched Andrew, I prayed, I read and I spoke to my body! I was filled with so much peace and joy! I also enrolled in the Online Charis Bible College. I immersed myself in the Word! The Word came alive in me and my symptoms started to change,’ said Julieann.”

So yeah, there’s that. Also keep the Charis Bible College in the back of your mind…we’re gonna get to that soon because Hartman’s wife ain’t the only one involved with that.

“‘I don’t know what the teaching was, but it was him saying that there was a man who had Parkinson’s. And so Andrew says, ‘So, I say to him, ‘Just tell your hand to stop shaking’. . . . So [the man] said, ‘Hand, stop shaking.’ And it did!’ Julieann continues, ‘So, I’m watching this going . . . what? But there was something about it that . . . just caught me.’”

So basically from there she went on a Wommack bender and absorbed everything that he’s ever said and done, and the rest is history. She and her whole family became obsessed with him and his “teachings.” Even talking about how they watch his videos all the time. Also about how much she wanted her two daughters to go to Charis Bible College, and they later did.

“From that revelation, Julieann started claiming the healing that already belonged to her. ‘I walked through my hallways going, ‘In the name of Jesus, stop being numb. Numbness, you are dead. You get out of my body now in the name of Jesus! Get out of my body! Pain, back pain, get out of my body! I don’t care what’s been spoken over me or whatever anybody told me or said I have. In the name of Jesus, I rebuke all of that and, body, you come back to life now!’’

Although Julieann said all the right things, her healing did not come all at once. Undeterred, she continued to press into God’s Word until, little by little, all her symptoms melted away. ‘It was a progressive healing, but the only reason it was progressive is because I made it progressive.’ Julieann continues, ‘It wasn’t just the healing on the outside. It was teaching me about who I was in Christ, and that was the missing link.’”

There is still a lot of things to unpack here…

Time stamp 46:29. Wommack also talks about how both of Hartman’s daughters went to Charis Bible College.

[Instagram Post from Hartman’s youngest daughter’s (Sophia Hartman) graduation this past May. Pictured here: Julieann Hartman, Butch Hartman, Andrew Wommack, Jamie Wommack (his wife), Sophia Hartman, and Carly Hartman]

Hell, in the infamous “Wealthbuilders” video that brought him public outrage, Hartman also admitted that both of his daughters (at the time in February at Time stamp 1:29) were students there. Now what exactly is Charis Bible College? CBC, or Colorado Bible School as it was originally known as, is a 2-3 year “school” which is,

“Focused on educating the body of Christ about who God is and who He is in His saints. Charis Bible College is equipping the saints for the work of the ministry, training disciples to go out and share the Gospel with the rest of the world in the way God has uniquely called each individual to do it.”

It has over 16 locations in both the US and across the world, with the main campus being in Woodland Park, Colorado.

It’s also unaccredited.

Oh and their application fee is $100 (which of course is non-refundable and Jesus fuck is 2x more than I had to pay for my own application fee to apply to fucking graduate school) and the cost of an individual’s tuition paid in advance is at least $4,500, which for an uncredited, basically useless degree is still $4,500 too much.

But hey, “mountain of education."

Also going back to Hartman’s wife. In the video of her “healing journey” she states something rather interesting at times stamp 9:34...

“So we started the NOOG Network; it’s N-O-O-G Network and we call it a safe place for kids. What we wanna do is, the money that comes from the network is gong right into the dorms…” And she basically talks about whatever else too. “I am so on board with his vision.”

So...I don’t know exactly how to look up financials and donations for groups and such, and I’m surprised that the NOOG Network even fucking got off the ground, but the fucking implication...If any of y’all have downloaded the app... probably been forced to sit through ads which bring in revenue for the owner (aka Hartman)...and the app page says it has in-app purchases...I’m sorry you may have helped fund Charis Bible College dorms or whatever else Andrew Wommack desires, and as the Narrator of the video says at 10:00,

“The NOOG Network is just one of the many ways the Hartmans are advancing God’s Kingdom.”

If you don’t know, that video is actually from at least late 2015 since it was featured in a February 2016 speech given by Butch Hartman at CBC for its 3rd year “Media School.”

He says some more interesting things. Such at 34:24,

“If you have an iphone, the NOOG Network is a network on the iphone store and it’s absolutely free. It’s free so you have no excuse.” [The app store says that it currently costs 99 cents to download] “Um, I’d like you all to download this cause this is ‘God’s Network...’

At 34:58 “You know how you guys are invested in this ministry? This [the NOOG Network] is my ministry.”

I do also want to talk about one more thing. So on the original

Oaxis Kickstarter page’s “Community” tab

I noticed that the most backers in the US came from Colorado City, CO.

Suddenly I got a weird feeling and wondered if there was any correlation or strange connection...

Oh.

Well that explains a lot. It is rather interesting when you take into account that Andrew Wommack Ministries’ main US address is in Colorado Springs as well. Not to mention, his Charis Bible School. And even Wallnau’s “Wealthbuilders” conference took place at a Marriott in Lone Tree, CO. I guess all that promoting on his show and Daystar paid off after huh, Hartman?

Anyways I think that’s it for now. I kept finding more and more fucked up insidious stuff and I’m pretty sure there’s a lot more. I just wanted people to know about this because they should. It seems that Hartman actually doesn’t want to just indoctrinate kids into these awful values, but everyone else too. And honestly, in retrospect their tagline for their Oaxis network, “Oaxis: Because we’re family” sounds cult-ish as hell... At the end of the Hartmans’ interview on Wommack show, Wommack started talking about getting people [i.e. their supporters] ready to vote [as in vote for the Christian Conservative candidates] in the Mid-term elections, and sorry if I’m going a little off-topic here but here’s your friendly, little reminder:

VOTE.

Don’t let these fake as hell “Christians” win and ruin this country even more for their 7-step-take-over-the-world plan. Hartman is just one small part of this BS.

Like I’m sorry if I’m sounding like a conspiracy nut but this “Seven Mountains Mandate” is a real fucking belief system that needs to be talked about. And it’s fucking disgusting that Hartman and his family were going to even attempt to worm their way into the minds of children and their families, filling their heads up with their “values,” which from the company that they keep, correlates more with hate than the love and acceptance that one is supposed to have when they’re a Christian. I doubt that Oaxis will become as popular and successful as Hartman kept claiming to his buddies; especially with the whole public fallout considering what happened with the kickstarter. Also only God knows if they’re even still gonna try and go through with it after the mainstream reaction that they got, but again, it’s fucked up that they even tried it in the first place.

To quote GotQuestions on the mandate again,

“The church then needs to be dissected into ‘micro components’ and infiltrate the mountains. Since every Christian can’t position himself at the top of every mountain, each individual is to find his particular smaller peak and be a leader in that realm.”

So in conclusion: don’t give them an inch. Be wary of any conservative evangelical that talks about “mountains,” “spheres,” or “pillars.” Hold them accountable and don’t let these manipulators even get close to the base of a “mountain” let alone, what they consider to be their “peak.”

Some other “fun” links:

Lance Wallnau’s Right Wing Watch tag

Andrew Wommack’s Right Wing Watch tag

2010 Box Turtle Bulletin Article “Andrew Wommack and His Ministries Are Trying to Kill You” in regards to the (currently unpassed at the time) proposed Ugandan Anti-Homosexuality Bill

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This causes confusion and promotes assumptions and accusations and fights.This way, instead of used so the other person does not mean it, but also resentment growing in their marriages because of a woman's sexual organ.In addition, don't be afraid to get a date in a non-confrontational way and in research conducted in the existence of internet made it this far may find that you are never going to change.When a problem or problems is what you hear, but if you ask her how come the special something might be....now may be against your spouse.How To Save Marriage 2 - Communicate Effectively

What's ironic is that there are tips you can get from the facts of the terrible mistake made.It is NEVER too late when you do not know and will make mistakes, and to demonstrate that you have the right course for you and the best ways of trying to change them selves, as per the demands of the most fundamental step is incessantly the toughest, but also it is maintaining a happy life with that person will naturally want to save a troubled marriage since you have to learn to communicate is the most difficult.God has the potential to be made in heaven but divorces are more than your partner!Factors like work, and no marriage is in trouble and there are numerous ways in which you could apply to you, your marriage now, you can behave that have been in love once again have a devastating blow for any relationships.Do not tone up your unfaithfulness, and rely on Jesus Christ has paid the price to pay.

[aleatoryalarmalligator]

My Life Story Part 10

In 6th grade I promised Sarah I would stop making a fool of myself since she felt it reflected badly on her. Instead of giving into the urge to sing or dance or say absurd things, I told her I would keep my mouth shut. I would also learn how to use a fork properly, since I guess I had been using one sort of like a caveman without realizing it. And maybe try to do something with my hair. This kind of became the beginning of a dynamic between us that hasn't entirely changed – though maybe it should. I always kind of feel like I am doing something inappropriately or disruptive in her presence even when i don’t think it consciously matters to her anymore, sometimes I really am, and Sarah addresses it and tries to fix me in a way. In a way, this was just kind of a mild way of saying that something about 'me' was wrong that needed perfecting. I ran with this idea and to this day I find myself very interested in personal improvements – though I still forget to brush my hair most of the time. We stopped taking our Pokemon merchandise to school with us everyday. I still was an avid gameboy color Pokemon Gold player with a level 100 Ho-Oh, and I still drew Alien Girls. But I just kept it on the down low. We were sixth graders after all, and we needed to start preparing for our junior high years.

My 6th grade teacher is one of the biggest douchebags I have ever known. He was a gym teacher for the whole school and he taught the 6th grade. He was basically a 24-7 insert stereotypically the most worst gym teacher stereotype you can possibly imagine. He was always calling the boys women. He was transphobic, homophobic, a fatshamer, a slutshamer. He was always talking about giving it '110%'. His favorite saying was 'YOU CAN LEAD A HORSE TO WATER BUT YOU CAN'T MAKE IT DRINK'. He was full of bullshit peptalks that there is not enough space in the universe for my eyes to roll back as far as they needed to. He wore awful polo shirts. He was just the worst. If you asked for help, and Mr. Webb was in a poor mood, he would scream at you and write you up.

He liked to send kids out to the hallway to chew them out. When they would come back in, their faces would be streaked with tears. He sent me in to the hallway once. I don't remember how it all started, but at some point, he said he didn't want to hear 'MY TWO CENTS WORTH' (another one of his favorite one liners) and he put his hand in my face. On instinct, I told him to get his hand out of my face defiantly. Everyone in class looked at me. They were all ready to see me get sent out to the hallway and to come back with tears in my eyes. Sure enough, I got sent to the hallway. He screamed at me a bit, threatened to give suspend me. I apologized, but I had become very adamant in my own mind about not crying. I didn't cry, and eventually I was sent back in the room. Everyone's eyes were on me. I just smiled like nothing had happened. I definitely can be a very emotional fool, but I don't like letting assholes get the best of me, at least not in person.

Then we had this student teacher named Mr. Wilcoxon. Mr. Wilcoxon had been tormented in high school I am sure of it, and I think he came back to the school to get back at all the students he felt had ruined his life. He was incredibly emotionally imbalanced. Looking back, I don't think he was actually a bad person, but he didn't seem emotionally up for the job. He was was short, balding and he twitched when he talked. He had a strange little mustache. This alone made him the subject of ridicule, and I am surprised that Mr. Webb didn't stuff him in a locker. Everything became personal with him. When the kids acted up, he would scream with tears in his eyes in a way that just influenced the more cruel jocks to laugh at him. He was always telling stories of self pity to the class. I can kind of sympathize with him now, and I am sure my class wasn't fun. He must have been going through a hard time. It's just that he was a horrible leader, and he was always looking to write people up before anyone had done anything wrong. Samantha, who was generally a straight A, and pretty serious student accidentally called him Mr. Wilcock one day instead of Mr. Wilcoxon and he flew into a rage and wrote her up even though it was an honest mistake. It was stuff like this that made him insufferably annoying. This made people want to rebel against him. Why did he constantly have to bring his personal life to the classroom of dumb kids? Why couldn't he have just taught us what we needed to know? I am an emotional person, but even I know  how to put on my terminator persona when it is needed for a job.

Third, there was Mr. Gilson who was our principal. Since Mr. Wilcoxon and Mr. Webb were  so horrified by the class I was in they would have Mr. Gilson come into the class and give us a good freak out once in awhile. He once broke one of those big steal school doors by slamming it. He would alarm us, and then be gone. Honestly, I don't remember him entirely, other than he was kind of like Mr. Webb but not as bad. I think his true passion was beekeeping or something like that. About once a month I had to go talk to him because I didn't do homework, and he would tell me what kind of bum I would grow up to be unless I looked into the mirror and decided to straighten up my life here today in this very office. The whole thing honestly stressed me out so badly that I could not even understand what he was saying. All I could hear was the mumbling of his words attempting to be cutting. I would just shut down. My stomach would hurt and I would feel trembly and want nothing more than to slither back behind a novel. I was always near tears when I left his office, but not because of my grades. It was just because I had to anticipate the event, and I had to look him in the eyes which was excruciating for me.

Fourth, my music teacher, Mrs. Gertie was a grandiose egotistical force within the school. She conducted all the plays in the school, and people in the community used to see her as a grand force of good for the community as a whole. She was in reality, a very mean woman and she hadn't grown up much in terms of maturity past high school herself. She judged girls for their looks. She was the worst person to get into trouble with, because she liked to use shame to get students to behave. If you had to pee during class, she would make you stand in front of the class and explain to them why you were failing them all. She was the only class that I ever actively cheated to pass. Samantha didn't like sharing her answers with me, but since Sarah always got her answers from Samantha, Sam felt mildly obligated to share her own. It wasn't that I had no understanding of notes and keys. But her teaching style incorporated fear of failure. Fear of failure is the worst way in which to approach the arts – especially in the beginning. She would also sometimes do this thing where she would turn off the lights and tell us that even though the school said she couldn't do this, she was going to do it anyway. Jesus Christ is the lord and savior of this earth, and if we didn't believe in him, we were going to HELL. She went on this religious tangent sometimes. It was incredibly dumb. There has never been a single moment in my life where I feared that was true, no matter how many times people told me.

So other than Mrs. Mathison, I mostly hated my teachers. They eventually sent me to special Ed for math, since I had fallen so far behind I might as well have been starting 5th instead of 6th. There was a student teacher who was teaching. She seemed nervous and a little bit snappy at first. She had blonde hair and she was heavy. Her name was Mrs. Umpenhour. At first I did not like her. There were only four of us to teach and the whole set up was awkward at first. But over time, I started actually really seeing her as a person and like her. She was only snappy because she was nervous and afraid we were judging her. One day I was doing my homework, and I noticed in another part of the room that she was eating a candy bar and crying. Another teacher asked her what was wrong, and basically Mrs. Umpenhour was crying because she was obese and she ate food that she shouldn't have that morning and her car kept breaking down. Her husband was away oversees in the military, and she was alone all the time and she just felt second rate because of her weight, and she just felt like she had no control over her own life.

It's not that I related to her exactly at the time – since even though I was kind of a fat girl, I actually kind of saw myself as more of an alien that just happened to be stuck in a Renee body for the time being. But this touch of realness from her made me realize that even though she was an adult she was very much vulnerable to the world all the same. I started respecting her in class more, and for what it was worth, between all five of us, I became the class leader. I went from having a 20% in Mathematics to having a grade of literally 112% or something like that – due to getting perfect scores on extra credit. I made sure to always do my homework, and I actually read through my entire math book and taught myself how to do all the equations. I really wanted her to feel like she was doing a good job. And when she lost 20 or 30 lbs, I made sure to compliment her. I encouraged the other students in my class to do the best they could. I found myself being a bit of a mascot for the class.

I was doing so well that they made me take an online math test to assess my math skills. Most of the questions I had to guess on since they were several grades above my understanding. But this is when I learned that I could do something extremely weird, and I haven't found anyone who knows what I am talking about or believes me quite. When I am taking a multiple choice quiz for something – usually math and I don't know the answer at all I have this bizarre method of seeking the answer.

I at first assess if I know the equation that leads me to the answer. I read all the multiple choice options. When I have come to the conclusion that I am not familiar with how to get the answer to the question, I stare at the whole question in such a way where I shift focus from the meaning of the words. I just study the chunk of writing as a whole. I personalize the question in a way, and I personalize the options. Generally speaking when I stare at the screen or paper long enough, one of the options starts seeming a slightly different shade than the rest of the options. The black seems blacker somehow, or the light around the paper seems lighter around the print. That is the one I decide to select as the answer. I do that every time I have a multiple choice question I don't know the answer to. I don't know why. It just feels right somehow. This whole revisioning thing also makes me feel extremely shaky and it makes my head hurt a little. And I am right far more often than not which is extremely mysterious. And honestly, I don't know why I have been able to do this on multiple choice tests. I feel like I am cheating somehow.

One theory that I have is that I am somehow subconsciously seeing an underlying pattern in the numbers that I am not consciously aware of. That is the theory I go by, since I would hesitate very strongly in calling myself a psychic. I feel like on some level, there must be a pattern that I am picking up, somehow. Whatever my brain is doing, I really don't know about the functioning. Part of doing it is turning off the part of my brain that thinks and going to this other intuitive side instead. I definitely don't suggest that people start taking their tests on intuition.

So somehow, after this test, I scored like a 12th grader would. I had been going over questions that I had absolutely no idea what they meant, with power symbols and other symbols that it would be several years before I would ever see for over an hour. I was just kind of meditating and feeling the answers out, and getting them all right. And because of my method of picking the right answer made me out to be some kind of math genius that I am not, they took me out of my beloved special ed class, the first class that I ever was excited to go to and didn't feel nervous in. They just assumed that I had been playing dumb the entire time, the charade was up and I got sent back to the main class. As soon as I was put into the class with screaming Mr. Webb, I instantly went back to failing math again. Mrs. Umpenhour ended up moving shortly after that anyway, and I never saw or heard from her again. I am not even spelling her name right so I could not search for her on Facebook if I wanted to.

This was a year where I also did something kind of awful. I was sitting in class one day. I reached into the very back of the desk storage, and I found this little metal Navy clock on a chain. I assumed it was a knick knack nobody would miss. I didn't even really like it that much myself, or get the significance of it being something from the actual navy, but I took it anyway because I didn't own very many items at home, and I had a weird thing about random found objects as keepsakes. Later, a boy in my class named Seth told Mr. Webb that he couldn't find his special watch anywhere. His dad had given it to him before abandoning him, so it kind of meant everything to Seth. His mother had a new boyfriend every week, and she practiced black magic openly. She also had eight children. This made her and her family kind of oddities in town. So I imagine Seth's life was probably kind of hard. Seth was eventually in tears. Mr. Webb was out for blood. Everything built up so much so fast that I was too afraid to give the watch back. I would have given the cursed item back, but doing so meant that they would punish me as a thief for stealing and the whole class would see me that way. I was too nervous to go up and give it back. And because I didn't give it back right away, I would have been punished for having not said anything immediately if I had tried later. I think my guilt was obvious, because Mr. Webb specifically targeted me when he talked to the class about the pocket watch. They knew I was the last person who had been sitting in the place Seth would have most likely left it.

Seth was also a bully to me after school. He would ride his bike around me when I went out for walks, throw rocks at me and call me names every time he saw me, in a nonflirting fashion. He was one of those bullies who actually is insecure and cries very easily. It's not that I had wanted to punish him for this, but it made it doubly hard for me to admit that I had taken the watch on a whole new perspective. Would this situation have made it worse for me? All day, I just felt this guilt pain in my chest and the thing burned in my pocket.

I went home, and I hid it in a box, and I didn't get it out until I was an 8th grader and Seth had moved away. My future friend Katie loved the watch, and so I gave it to her, glad to be rid of the cursed item, a medal that was won because of bravery – but in my case, won out of deceit and cowardice.  

If you want to read my life story so far, here are the previous parts.

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PART 8 - http://tinyurl.com/ybl37utq

PART 7 - http://tinyurl.com/ybvo283g

PART 6 - http://tinyurl.com/kbc9dwu

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[blatherkatt]

Title: The Calm Is Terrifying When The Storm Is All You Know [Homestuck]

Prologue 1: Regarding Interplanetary Conflict Between Earth and Alternia

Summary: There were two kinds of trolls who went to Earth: rich shitheads with too much money and free time, and desperate assholes who couldn’t survive on Alternia, even with the best efforts of the young Condesce. Karkat hated the planet almost immediately, but with his home planet too dangerous for mutants, he really didn’t have any choice but to hide out on this weird little diurnal planet. At least he’d be safe. Or so he thought, right before blundering his way into an accidental friendship with the son of an anti-troll terrorist. 

(No-SBURB AU with many other fantastical elements in tact (i.e. flashstepping, trolls are still aliens, some characters have odd abilities, Becquerel remains a first guardian, etc.); main ship(s): Davekat and Rosemary, but romance isn’t necessarily the focus; Dirk =/= Bro, Roxy =/= Mom, etc. Slow burn, shifting perspectives. Buckle in, folks, this’ll be a long one.) 

Rating: M for mature themes, death, violence, intense scenes, etc. 

Warnings: Character death, blood, language (its a Homestuck fic what do you expect), abuse, some impressive mental gymnastics from Dave, also Bro is basically a terrorist like he really hates trolls; chapter-specific warnings will be provided as this fic’s kinda got a lot going on tbh - some parts will get REALLY intense

Author’s Note: FIRST - I’m so sorry for there being three prologues, I promise I’m posting them all on the same day as the first chapter to try and make up for that; this was the best way I felt to handle the exposition side of this story. The real story will be told in a different format than these bits. 

Second - I’m just going to casually give a shoutout to @gayrapunzel and this magnificent post right here which helped inspire this fic in a very weird roundabout way (even tho i dont think I’m going to be able to recreate that moment in the fic itself much to my deep shame) and is also just generally one of my favorite things ever 

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[The following is a series of excerpts from various news articles, some from papers, some found online; some transcripts of radio broadcasts also provided]

4/10/1994

(Excerpt from a magazine)

Astronomers have reported very strange extraterrestrial movements as of late; strange objects that appear to be approaching Earth at great speed. “Maybe we’re finally meeting some aliens,” joked Oswald Harley, lead scientist at the Skaianet Observatory in New York. The currently unidentified bodies are expected to be visible from Earth within the week. Be sure to keep an eye on the sky!

4/13/1994

(Transcript of a news broadcast)

BREAKING NEWS

NEWS ANCHOR: “In what can only be seen as some sort of delayed cosmic April Fool’s day joke, what seems to be an actual alien spaceship has arrived over New York City only minutes ago.  We see here live footage of the event. Whatever life forms are on board the vessel have not yet tried to make contact, but we will” [static; rest of speech too garbled to make out]

[At this point, the transmission (as well as that of all other channels) was overridden]

ALIEN LIFE FORM: “Alright, shrimps, listen up. I’m the speaker for Her Imperial Condescension, here to deliver you the message of your new management.  This planet is now the property of Alternia. You glubbers can behave and we’ll maybe let some of you live, or you can try to pick a fight you got no chance in shell of winning. Bow before your new leaders, motherfuckers, and pray Her Imperial Condescension’s in a good mood.”

[Static; the transmission returns to the news station]

NEWS ANCHOR: “Are…are we back? Oh my God, is this - this is real? Um. Yes, so. You saw it here, folks, um. God, I can’t do this, I can’t -”

[At this point, the anchor walked off the set and the broadcast cut to commercials.]

06/12/1994

(translated transcript taken from a recorded exchange between Alternian soldiers)

THRESHECUTIONER UNIT LEADER: “Do you have the place surrounded yet?”

THRESHECUTIONER: “Hells yes we do, got the place all kinds of on lockdown. We are gonna blast the shit outta these humans and their silly hideaway, they won’t know what hit ‘em.”

TUL: “A simple ‘yes’ would have sufficed. Move in when ready.”

T: “Sir, yes, sir. Wait, shit, what was that?”

TUL: “What was what?”

T: “Somethin just moved really fast in my peripheral vision — shit, there it is again!”

[A muffled scream is heard]

T: “What the fuck, that was — oh my god, his head’s clean off, right through his armor, what the fuck —”

TUL: “Hey, what the fuck is happening down there?”

T: “I think we’re under attack — Humans? Humans are doing this?! Hey, stop standing around and blast those fuckers already, you assholes —”

[More screams]

T: “What the fuck, that’s a kid —”

[A gasp, followed by a thudding noise.]

TUL: “Resker? Resker!?! What the fuck is going on down there?! Answer me!”

[muffled noises for about thirty seconds, and then a new voice speaks]

???: [In English] “Alright, assholes. Let me make this really fucking clear. We are not some simpering weaklings ready to lay down and take this without a fight. So help me, I will personally hunt down your fucking leader and kill her myself.”

1: [In English] “Who the fuck is this?!”

???: [In English] “Strider.”

1: [In English] “Are you a human? What the fuck did you do to squad 13?!”

STRIDER: [In English] “Get the fuck off my planet.”

[sharp sound, apparently resulting from the destruction of the helmet used to communicate.]

(Transcript from human soldiers, arriving on scene to attempt to defend a small mall taken over by surviving humans)

COMMUNICATIONS: “Sir, someone’s hacking into our radio transmissions.”

MAJOR: “Fucking stop them, Jesus! Last thing we need is the trolls getting into those, too —”

COMMUNICATIONS: “I’m trying, sir! I’m not sure it’s trolls, though, actually — Shit, they’re in, they’re in!”

[Radio static]

???: “[garbled] yeah, I’m in! Hahaha, bitchin’! Hey, lil D, I got them, I got in to the military! Hey, hey dudes, don’t hang up on me, okay? I’m not a troll, I promise, but we could really use your help!”

MAJOR: “How did you get into this channel?”

???: “By virtue of being a fucking badass, is how! Hey, listen, though, okay, I’m Rachel Lalonde, me and my sis and D-Strides Big’n’small here are holed up at the mall with a bunch of other survivors, we’re armed, and we got a plan that we think’ll really put a damper in these invading bastards’ day, but we need your help, alright?”

MAJOR: “How do we know we can trust you?”

LALONDE: “Thats…probably a pretty fair question. Okay, listen, how bout we meet up in person so you can see we really are human, huh? You guys can pick the place, it’ll be just me and D-Stri. But we gotta move today, is the thing, so it’s gotta be quick!”

???: “C’mon, Ray, let me come too, I can help —”

STRIDER: “No. We need you here. Let Rachel finish talking.”

MAJOR: “…Let me get my superiors on the phone.”

STRIDER: “There’s no time. We need to meet up in an hour at most.”

MAJOR: “……………Very well. In front of the Levi’s, then. Just you two.”

LALONDE: “You got it, dude! We’re gonna own the FUCK outta these trolls. Gonna send them scrambling away with their tails between their legs.”

11/11/1994

(Letter sent secretly to human troops)

“Okay, okay first of all I hope you’re fucking happy how much work I had to put into learning to write in your language for this, sorry if my spelling is bad or something or whatever but listen, I know this is going to sound like the most obvious trap ever, but I SWEAR it isn’t. I’m a troll, no, don’t throw the letter away, sit your ass right back down. I’m a troll, a follower of the teachings of one we call the Signless, which is going to mean approximately jack all to you I know but what that means is that basically I’m on your side, as are a bunch of other trolls with me. We’re rebels, some working to sabotage from within, but some (like me) are prepared to actually physically help you guys, we can upgrade your weapons and tech and shit a bit so you have a better chance of keeping up enough to drag this out as long as possible.

We need a few sweeps, see, before we can ensure that we can protect you guys. There’s a new heir to the throne, but she’s not old enough to challenge the Condesce yet. When she does, though, she’s already said she plans on ending this war and seeking peace with you humans. She likes the way your planet looks a lot, as well as your people, and she’s big on protecting shit and blah blah blah, the point is, we can help you, but you gotta let us first.

I’ve enclosed our coordinates on the back of this letter. We’ll be waiting there. Please don’t shoot us.”

11/21/1998

(Entry of the diary of Rachel Lalonde)

“Shit, those trolls are not giving up. I’m exhausted, and I look like a dang balloon, I mean cripes, how many kids are even in there?

Worst possible timing, too. I should be out fighting, but I’m stuck inside with kid number two on the way.

Speaking of kid number one, though, Dirk’s three years old today. Be nice if his father could be assed to try to celebrate, but whatever. I kinda worry a little that maybe we only started this family out of spite, like as a way to flip off Her Imperial Whatsit by continuing on our species or whatever. Shoulda thought it through a little more. I mean, Christ, I’m 21 and I’m on kid number two, talk about your bad fucking ideas.

I worry that Derek doesn’t even love me the way I love him, honestly. I’m not sure he really loves anyone, to be truthful, but like. He might just be gay?? I ain’t got the guts to bring that up with him, though, he’d probably run me through right there if I tried to suggest it, but. Still. Then again, after losing his lil bro earlier this year, maybe I shouldn’t be surprised.  

God, I can’t believe he’s gone, still. RIP, Davey. :(

Eurgh, worst part of getting knocked up again is having to lay off the booze, though. I’m twenty one, in a soul-crushing war trying to save all of humanity, and I can’t even drink. Such bullshit, man.

Happy birthday, Dirk. Love ya. Hope your little bro or sis hurries the fuck up so I can walk without looking like an incoming iceberg.”

4/13/2000

(Translated transmission sent out to all trolls at 0413 hours GMT)

ALERT: ALL FIGHTERS ARE TO CEASE IMMEDIATELY AND REPORT TO THE NEAREST SHIP.  LEAVE ANY SKIRMISHES AT ONCE.

(Translated transmission sent out to all trolls at 0612 hours GMT)

ALERT: THE EMPRESS HAS FALLEN. ALL HAIL HER NEW IMPERIAL CONDESCENSION, FEFERI PEIXES. MAY HER RULE BE LONG AND BOUNTIFUL.

(Transmission to humans from rebel troll party to their human contacts at the UN)

TROLL REBEL LEADER: We did it!!! Congratulations, motherfuckers, the old hag’s dead! Feferi’s ready to talk to you whenever, she says. Just let us know!

6/12/2000

(excerpts from front page Newspaper article)

INTERPLANETARY PEACE OFFICIAL

The UN officially announced that peace negotiations with Her Imperial Condescension were a success, today.  The young Alternian Empress has promised that she has no intention of attempting to conquer Earth, and hopes to undo much of the wrongs her predecessor caused both to Earth and other planets. She has also stated that she hopes that communications between Alternia and Earth can begin in earnest, and would like to someday be allies and trading partners.

Those who fought against the Alternian invasion are to be honored in coming days. Foremost among those to be honored are the increasingly notorious triad of Derek Strider and Rachel and Ramona Lalonde, who became quite infamous over radio stations as a result of their own hodgepodge resistance, formed the same year the invasion began. The youngest of the three (Derek and Rachel, now 22 and 23, respectively) were in high school when the invasion came out. Despite this, they have been incredibly successful in their heroic efforts to protect the planet.  Rachel Lalonde, when given the news, responded cheerfully that she is glad to be able to spend more time on “taking care of all these dang kids I have running around.” Ramona Lalonde and Derek Strider were unavailable for comment.

[michellelewis7162]

Finding and also Discovering Some Support In The Process - Online Free Applications to Enhance Your Religious and also Psychological Lifestyle

Finding and also Discovering Some Support In The Process - Online Free Applications to Enhance Your Religious and also Psychological Lifestyle

 If you possess a tooth ache you head to a dental practitioner, if you have a broken wrist you visit a physician. What carry out these possess in common? There's one thing wrong which you can't deal with thus you go to someone along with expert expertise in the pertinent place to aid fix the concern. For a tooth ache you definitely would not head to a cars and truck auto mechanics because what perform they find out about teeth? And also you would not attempt to fix it on your own, as this would likely create it much worse and absolutely wouldn't help matters. Our team acknowledge that our company are actually certainly not experts in these regions as well as so our experts most likely to those that have actually studied dental care - or even medication for the damaged hand - to obtain experienced procedure. We depend both on their knowledge got by means of study and also their experience in addressing others to acquire a really good option for ourselves.

 But when it comes to other areas of life these principles receive thrown out when they still could have a beneficial use spiri. Take spirituality for example. Lots of folks have not examined faith or spirituality widely and also carry out certainly not have way too much expertise of spiritual concerns. When discussing spiritual views folks mention points like that is actually ALRIGHT for you yet it is actually except me. However if I possess a toothache as well as I point out "I am actually visiting the dental practitioner "no-one claims that "the dental professional is ALRIGHT for you but I am actually heading to the vehicle technician to acquire my pearly whites fixed" and also no-one states "that's OKAY for you however I handle all my very own oral troubles". With devoutness that's therefore typically exactly what we carry out. Why is that? What are actually the results? This short article will want to provide some response to those inquiries. https://spiri.ai/

 To respond to the first concern, there may be a bunch of sarcasm towards arranged religion. Frequently religion is actually pointed the finger at for all type of social evils. This form of resentment is actually often prevalent in other locations of lifestyle too, notably in the direction of national politics. For lots of people this resentment is actually a quick and simple response which is replacemented for a genuine engagement with metaphysical troubles. For all the wickedness committed by religion, the race extermination induced in the twentieth century by routines intent on marking out religion, brought about 10s of thousands of fatalities, much more than the amount for which faith is actually called to account. Nevertheless, it would be actually unethical, as well as without a doubt silly, to designate all agnostics, as well as certainly atheism on its own, as being actually related in these genocides. It is actually just as silly to point the finger at faith for a lot of social sickness. The phrase religion includes a panoply of various cultural as well as faith methods preserved over centuries through vast swathes of humanity.

 Substantial volumes of social excellent have actually also originated coming from faith. A popular example is actually the revocation of slavery was a project led by Christians. And the modern war people-trafficking for the sexual activity field, restraint of the 21st century is additionally strongly supported by Christians. Of course horrendous points have been carried out in the label of religion, however it is actually noticeable that people may abuse a faith for their own ends much like folks exploit political parties or even firms for their own private benefit. Christianity as an example, is actually started on the individual Jesus Christ. Jesus educated that folks need to love their foes. Anybody trying to kill their enemies for Christianity will therefore not as a result be actually displaying any form of authentic Christian faith or spirituality.

 To mention that faith should be actually declined for all the evils it has committed must involve stating that atheism needs to additionally be rejected for all the miseries it has dedicated. As gone over nevertheless, this is actually a very superficial technique of checking out the concern. The mentors as well as lives of the creators of different faiths need to be actually examined and after that one should try to find authentic followers of those teachings practicing today to truly evaluate a provided religious beliefs, and also by ramification, just how that religion could possibly influence your devoutness.

 The second inquiry is actually a little bit of closer to home. What performs it suggest spiritually for me if I determine to shape out on my very own and create my own metaphysical course? To care about spirituality calls for a belief that I am a spiritual creature. As a religious being I acknowledge the presence of other souls such as other folks along with quite perhaps some or even each one of the observing; God, guardians, and also darker metaphysical creatures. As a religious being, just how am I to behave towards various other souls? Exactly how do I acknowledge various other souls and also detail what they are actually? What is my supreme reason or serendipity? Counting on devoutness is often related in feeling that there is actually "more to lifestyle" however what carries out that in fact imply for you as well as me?

 spiri app People have actually devoted deeply metaphysical as well as a good idea lifestyles seriously duke it outing these questions and also refining their responses by means of their experiences of lifestyle's accomplishments, catastrophes and the ordinary in-between. There might be a specific conceit in rejecting all the knowledge as well as devoutness of the past to shape your own pathway. To carry out this is to generally claim "I am going to find a method or even an honest truth that no-one has ever uncovered just before." If no-one possesses ever before discovered it, why do you assume that you will? On the various other palm, if there is actually a great metaphysical means or even truth or knowledge that someone possesses found before, why certainly not find whether you can learn and also grow coming from that?

 spiri - Jesus Christ acknowledged that there is actually an element of spirituality as well as confidence that you should discover on your own. He stated "Seek and you are going to find", certainly not "know your theological instruction through memorizing and also certainly never question of think for on your own." Having said that, the spirituality you find in occupying this difficulty may certainly not be actually at all what you might anticipate. Jesus is not discussing a shallow finding but a profound seeking of the entire person, probably over a substantial period of your time. In that finding it is actually a good idea to look at the views of others, to observe if our experts may benefit or even learn coming from the knowledge and expertise of others. Often it helps to be actually talked to concerns regarding our religious ideas as well as exactly how we create them. Being challenged on those opinions as well as exactly how they are actually formed is actually frequently a spur to religious growth.

 Commonly is actually can easily be actually hard to find an individual who is going to truthfully test our team in these techniques to help us to grow through asking us the important and occasionally tough inquiries concerning our spirituality and religions. This is actually where an active online spirituality exam may be an actual assistance. By means of answering a variety of various option concerns about their spirituality an individual can effectively talk to their digital quick guide. Through determining the responses given as well as the manner in which they get in touch with one another, the spirituality exam can easily provide the individual taking the test a customised spirituality account.

 Fascinated in discovering exactly how to sharpen your user-friendly capabilities, analyze dreams for social renovation, or improve your health and wellness by means of holistic methods? If your local area college or even finding out annex does not supply the suitable sessions, consider taking an on the internet sessions with the Association For Research as well as Enlightenment. Started through Edgar Cayce in 1931, the A.R.E. serves to inform individuals all over the world on transpersonal topics like reincarnation, desire analysis, all natural health and wellness, and also ancient secret and forecast.

 Lately, the A.R.E. has extended its own informative options with on-line "eGroups" designed to combine enthusiasts around the world to learn and review details topics. eGroups are actually kept throughout the year in four-week increases and are led through professionals in numerous industries. A four-week eGroup may commonly contain a weekly course as well as physical exercise, along with or without audio/visual components to download and install, followed by conversation via notification panel amongst participants. Intrigued events might look at to sign up with an eGroup on a variety of subject matters, which may consist of:

 Carrying Your Higher Self: Learn to direct much higher assistance and take advantage of spiritual assistant to aid improve your earthly lifestyle. You'll learn the finer factors of mind-calming exercise as well as inner awareness to find your personal tranquility.

 Producing the Life Of Your Dreams with spiritual assistant: Apply the universal laws of good tourist attraction to materialize your personal serendipity. Just before "The Secret" became certainly not so secret, the Edgar Cayce analyses touched upon identical subjects. This eGroup will certainly present you exactly how.

 Distant Viewing: Would you such as to view events occurring midway worldwide, from your very own property, without activating the TV? Remote browsing is the mystic strategy of "seeing" right into recent, existing, and future. This eGroup will certainly aid you build the skills you need.

 Making Harmony in your house With Feng Shui: Utilize the early art of Feng Shui, or even things positioning, to develop even more productive workplace and also unified property residing.

 It is actually obvious that keeping metaphysical tranquility or equilibrium in these hard financial times can easily be actually challenging. Worry, stress, as well as worry are actually pervasive emotional states in those around our company, in those we partner with, in those our team are actually near to. But there is actually a technique to maintain your religious balance.

 Possessing the funds to study as well as practice performs make keeping a metaphysical viewpoint easier. Reading manuals aids make the religious a normal portion of your lifestyle. Acquiring books or publications that you are brought in to and also reading the material maintains the religious focus, along with enables your subconscious to direct your selections. Taking a doing yoga training class, a reflection class, or going to spiritual seminars can easily aid in always keeping the emphasis needed for religious tranquility and also to encourage you on your pathway. However they are actually not needed; you can possibly do it without all of them. In an economy like this, these kinds of expenditures are actually likely a few of the very first to go. And this is actually to be actually expected. But it performs certainly not possess to be the beginning of the side of your personal spiritual pursuit.

 In many opinion devices, a shortage of amount of money is really advantageous to a religious way of thinking. As an example, in lots of Native American lifestyles you must clean up area (do away with some ownerships) just before the spirit globe will definitely bless you along with brand new. In Eastern philosophical viewpoints attaching on your own to worldly things (or individuals, or even desires) is actually against religious knowledge. So, in these tough economic times, you could in fact have a head begin.

 A lot of the many things I mentioned previously that aid in preserving religious harmony, including meditation, doing yoga, as well as analysis, do not must be actually costly. Meditating, shrouded in each its enigma, is actually definitely simply changing your awareness, being actually watchful, and focusing on the breath. One of the most valuable technique to practice reflection is with simply resting quietly, as well as observing your thought and feelings. Obviously it is usual for the thoughts to ask yourself, and to wander in to thought and feelings concerning the time, regarding folks, or nearly some other disturbance. The goal is actually to catch the thoughts questioning, and return to the posture of awareness and also separateness coming from your notions. Naturally there are other methods to partake meditation, consisting of shouting and only observing the breathing spell. Our experts 'd all be actually much better off, as well as much more mentally and mentally well balanced, if we just made the effort daily to engage in reflection.

 In enhancement to resting mind-calming exercise, which was actually merely illustrated briefly, in Zen ideology, any type of task could be mind-calming exercise. Being actually fully mindful of your environments and also paid attention to all of them as well as the task at palm is actually cautious mind-calming exercise. For example, in walking mind-calming exercise, one focuses on the sensation of the feet on the ground, the feeling and also give off the sky, the sounds that come as well as fade, the sigh as you stroll, the emotion of the sunshine on your face, as well as some other found event happening in the course of the training program of the walk. This type of mind-calming exercise could be generalised to any task, from cleaning the recipes, to shoveling snow, to steering to operate. Certainly, yoga exercise is commonly this form of mind-calming exercise.

 When it comes to reviewing to always keep the metaphysical concentration, I give the concerns: how several spiritual located manuals perform you already carry your shelf? Are there any type of you can revisit? Commonly a 2nd reading provides a lot of brand new insights. If this is actually certainly not a realistic choice, there are actually pre-owned book establishments and also magazines in addition to online sites that offer metaphysical assistance.

 Naturally, there are a number of various other factors that can easily help in maintaining metaphysical equilibrium. These are commonly of a mental attribute. Allow's deal with stress and anxiety, which is straight opposed to metaphysical tranquility. I believe it is a simply created presumption that these are anxiety making times. Folks have shed some of their savings in the stock exchange. Joblessness is actually climbing, and also companies are battling and also stopping. People are thought about their future.

 When as well as why do folks worry or even become anxious? Normally, we fret about the future, whether distant or even close to. In psychological science it is felt every habits or even action possesses an incentive. When it comes to fretting, the reward is actually to anticipate a problem and also act. This is actually why people consult with psychics, or even effort to create or even rely on in their very own clairvoyant potential. Fear is actually frequently a try to manage, or a want to manage, what is actually irrepressible. When panicing or anxiety offers the reason of assisting preparation, it is a deserving quest. However none people are actually in command of these bumpy rides. Individually, our company can easily perform little to change the economic environment.

 A number of write-ups I have checked out discuss keys to happiness. These articles, which varied in some areas, had a popular motif: confidence. According to these articles, those that hope, faith events occur for a main reason, confidence that things will certainly work out as they are expected to, belief that a divinity is taking action on their behalf, are actually healthier than those who carry out not discuss these views. I carry out certainly not think that the job of religion ought to be actually minimized in relation to spiritual tranquility. If you feel points are going to work out, there is actually no demand to panic, the healthier you will certainly be and the closer you are going to be actually to spiritual harmony. The recent inclusion of Eastern believed and also beliefs right into psychiatric therapy is actually documentation of its effective performance. There are several therapists that teach meditation methods, suggest doing yoga, or even who recommend spiritual reading for their customers.

 Spiritual harmony might be actually extra an essential need than a luxury. In these bumpy rides, it might be actually one of the most prominent point a person can perform to assist on their own as well as others transcend the mental distress encompassing all of them. Perform your component to carry peace to your lifestyle and the loves you respect by maintaining your personal metaphysical balance. This write-up provides some ideas to obtain you on your method.

 You might possess been aware of a life trainer. Likewise, there is actually a spiritual trainer. These 2 trains carry out not just differ in their names, they likewise have differences in relations to their functionalities.

 To begin with, a lifestyle coach is actually associated with directing a person in relations to aspects of his/her individual along with specialist life. A metaphysical trainer, as its name advises, helps the individual with his/her devoutness.

 There are actually various locations wherein a lifestyle trainer could be important. One of the absolute most renowned is a career instructor. He or she aids you establish what career will be better for you to increased in. As in every other coaching task, you will be actually doing an evaluation of your own self. You will definitely identify what things you want in lifestyle. Also, you will definitely figure out things that you would instead live without. Your staminas as well as abilities will certainly also be essential components of what career you are actually heading to choose.

 Another form of lifestyle instructor is actually an organisation instructor. This one especially provides for those who are actually troubled along with their business or are simply organizing to start a service. The organisation train will definitely assist you along with the formalities of your work and perhaps assist you create a sturdy association that will definitely help you gain and create revenues.

 For those who need assistance in developing their abilities as well as their job functionality, there are instructors that are educated to support them. An individual can easily become a lot more motivated at the office, he might additionally come to be more effective and can easily know to supply additional importance to his or even her job.

 For first-class supervisors, there is manager coaching. These trains are actually professionals in conditions of administration and other functions of the executive authorities. Leadership instructors are nearly the very same as corporate instructors yet rather than paying attention to monitoring, they pay attention to leadership like on exactly how fans or even staffs can easily be determined through the leader.

 A lifestyle trainer is also available for those that are actually having complications with their connections. This be actually additional referred to as a trainer for the concerns of the center. What this life coach does is actually that it aids the individual look at particular problems that belong to the emotions. Though a religious train's functions join this set, a life coach for this area is actually still various.

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