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[thesnackist]

okay Tumblr it's time

time to try and reach Likes = 0

(honestly anything below a hundred)

[velvetwyrme]

Importante Lore question about the crotch rust comic.

We know Megs had it and I wanna say he was probably the one that spread it to the Petrol pump too infecting poor prowl and the twins

BUT…………,,….. how did Megatron basically get the robo clap/rhea/ lower herp.

Is he the true patient zero or are they still out there.

i'll answer that in a second but hey. i think we should give Megatron the benefit of the doubt here. there are PLENTY other Decepticons (and Autobots, probably) that have STIs...

that being said, Megatron giving a fuel pump an STI is an INCREDIBLY funny image because in many continuities he doesn't turn into something that would fuel up at a gas station, which means one of the following presumably happened:

a) he goes and fuels in bot mode. inherently hilarious and terrifying.

b) a fucking tank rolls up to a petrol station.

c) a jet/stealth bomber rolls up to a petrol station?????

d) gun.

anyway. that aside, ive reviewed the available data and i think patient zero was Shockwave.

i reckon he was keeping a strain of it for testing and it got loose one day when Frenzy/Rumble were poking around his lab and they knocked something over.

i mean... either that or.....

................................ i meant to write injection oh ymgod

[stellar-collective]

if u still take requests, i would like to humbly ask for: handler and ollie walking in on phoenix crying, and both immediately scrambling to comfort them / figure out what happened ❤️ no pressure!!

it’s rotten work

[whoturnedgravityoff]

the high quality slimeriana content that people come to see

[dailyhtfboards]

Since we're sharing Cuddles boards now, allow me to show you Charlie Cantfeld Cuddles

I love that last one so so much he’s so stupid n funni lookin <3333 Oh Don’t Yank my Chain Boards my beloved <3333 So silli and expressive :] (From TV episode 2C Don’t Yank my Chain)

[genericpuff]

when were y'all gonna tell me about persephone, the poodle webkinz who runs a shop that's pretty much exclusively for rich people-

i need to make it clear that the irony here is not lost on me LOL

what's even better is the comment section which is a mixed bag of praise and "fuck you persephone for hating poor people" criticisms and again, thE IRONY SHOULD NOT BE LOST ON US HERE-

this has literally nothing to do with LO and yet it makes me laugh so fucking hard to see a whole ass other niche and specific fandom embroiled in criticism regarding a pink depiction of persephone who they deem to be a snobby diva

d-

do you think-

do you think this is what rachel's been referencing the whole time when she keeps having the male characters in LO brag about persephone's pedigree-

[sufferu]

ANOTHER add on in Subaru getting sat on and crying like a scolded whiney toddler! It would be extra horrible if the minute Subaru surrenders and starts crying and yelling that he isn't a 'knight' he looks up into the stands and notices Emilia and the other candidates their laughing...at him.

Subaru: This can't be happening. The girl I liked just watched me lose in such a pathetic manner and she finds it hilarious! No! This can't be happening. This is a fucking NIGHTMARE! (Proceeds to cry even harder due to the stress of the humiliation)

Emilia: Hehehehe. I know I shouldn't be laughing. We just woke up three years in the past and everything is scary and confusing but seeing Julius and Subaru get up to their old antics and goofing off is calming in a weird way! I know the others would agree with me!

Positives: Everyone is brought back immediately get on the same page quicker due to Subaru and Julius's fight killing some of the tension right of the bat.

Negatives: Subaru thinks he's the laughing stock of the whole kingdom and Emilia no longer sees him as a man and - ( He won't cry again. He just won't...)

ALSO I'm debating if Julius and Emilia would be a thing here. On one hand it would give soooo many opportunities to make Subaru's worst fears come true and make the bidding relationship so much crueler. I mean Julius made him cry like a baby in public. Nothing he does now can't ever fix that! Julius is better then him in every way. It doesn't help that he's the guys servant now (slave) and Emilia just let that happen. And she deserves better then a useless person like him...

BUT on the other Subaru's mental health and insanity would probably take such a nosedive, so fast due to not having any excuse or ways to prove himself that I'm pretty sure a lot of people would be pissed off at the Anastasia camp and more particularly Julius for what they did to break the guy that relationships would immediately sour lmao.

Oh that is VICIOUS. I adore it, yep. Yoink.

Subaru looks up and sees Emilia laughing at him from the stands, while she’s under the impression that he and Julius are just up to their usual hijinks. Maybe she doesn’t even realize that he doesn’t remember the old timeline yet, and then after she figures it out she fails to put two and two together about how fucked up that actually was for him. Now Subaru fully believes that he humiliated himself in literally every way that mattered, because it’s — fine — if nobody else thinks highly of him, but Emilia is just — that’s too much, man. And yet, everyone else manages to calm down significantly right off the bat because — to them — the image of Julius and Subaru screwing around is just so FAMILIAR.

As for the Julimilia idea — I’m going to go ahead and say No, simply because it’s just too short a timespan and also Emilia probably wouldn’t even be in the same vicinity as either of them for AGES lmao. BUT. If Julimilia DID happen within that two month period, there’s no way it wouldn’t completely fucking shatter Subaru lmaooo.

And also, uh. This one may or may not be labeled “Julisuba BTZ Route” in my drafts for a reason…

[aeriona]

Since I’ve been having a lot of thoughts about this, have you thought of anything about inklings based on Magnapinna squids? Y’know, the ones that live really deep in the ocean and have insanely long tentacles?

Girl why are you so ears fins

[lizardlicks]

I feel like all of tumblr needs a crash course in "people go on the internet and tell lies" rn

[kittykittyanon]

still water + mango mango + balkan rage + winter arc + german stare + jamacian smile + put the skibidi down + put the phone down + hawk tauh + knee surgery + adrenaline + noradrenaline + edge walk + english or spanish + phonk + anger issues + balkan parents + jonkler laugh + why so serious + fin fin fin + why so feinious + persian smile + japanese laugh + zimbabwean jelqing + gooning + sigma + max aura + indian sigma respect + KSI + lunchly + thick of it + prime + mr beast + mr beast feastables + ohio running + brazillian breakfeast + i like my cheese drippy bruh + crashout + tweakout + jamacian flicker fart + russian plank + pakistani sitting + demure + nonchalant dreadhead + oi oi oi baka + infinite rizz + formaldehyde + joker beatbox + joker beatbox + death air + asbestos + diddy + jayz + beyonce + diddy party + stanclikin + fein + serbian dancing lady + drake + not like us + concrete punches + talk tuah + those who know = 808 sigma crashout

... wh. ARE YOU CASTING A SPELL ON ME??? i feel like i'm being cursed with every word you speak,, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HALF OF THESE MEAN 😭😭😭 /LH /J

63. there's 63 OF THESE HADKIFHSHFISHSFKH

WHAT IS FORMALDEHYDE DOING IN THERE???? HELP— ARE THESE ALL JUST RANDOM PHRASES???

FIZZY. FIZZY PLEASE LMFAOOO

[andr0nap-wf]

the kiss was an issue for me, too. it looks like they've used the female rig for every scene, which feels so weird to me, considering that i have a male drifter romancing amir.

not only fem rigs but also based on the kisses it definitely seems like most of them were just.... animated with fem drifter in mind (and it looking super awkward on masc drifters). which is just super disappointing all around tbh

my drifter romanced arthur and when i tell you i had to cover half of my screen for most of it bc i couldnt bear watching my 6'4" brick shithouse of a drifter behave like a shy little lass getting her first kiss 😭

[lady-harrowhark]

Hello! I saw you mention that Pyrrha remembers pre-resurrection, and I totally missed that!! Do you have any theories as to why?

I have a few thoughts!

Just for context - because I didn't catch that on my first read either until I started going back through! - there are a few instances that seem to suggest Pyrrha remembers at least some of her life pre-Resurrection. Off the top of my head, I know there's one point where she refers to G1deon as G--, just like John does. Nona also says that Pyrrha calls her "Hairy Maclary", which is referring to a series of children's books by a New Zealand author. Here's a link to a picture and some info about Hairy Maclary... I can definitely understand why Pyrrha would call Nona that lol. This one's super interesting to me in that it's such a fantastic example of the way Tamsyn uses memes and references so skillfully! In the previous books, most of the references are fairly organic in that they're things that could conceivably be, you know, just things the characters say; the readers catch it (if they also know the reference! otherwise they're fairly unobtrusive) but the characters themselves aren't intentionally making a reference. This would be the things like "You can't just ask someone why they want to be a Lyctor" and "a hunger that only thumbs could satisfy," etc. The exception, though, is John. The "none Houses with left grief" particularly is SO fun from an exposition perspective (but if I start on that one I'll never stop), and then of course we have Commander Wake Me Up Inside. The implication here being that John remembers these specific things and is intentionally making those references within the context of the story. Pulling that same expository trick with Pyrrha sets them up as both remembering... at least to some degree. The hints that we get from Pyrrha are such that it's pretty unclear to what extent she remembers, leaving a lot of room for juicy speculation :)

I initially touched on it over on this post where I rambled about names, memory, and the Eightfold Word, but I'm copying over the Pyrrha-specific paragraph so that you don't have to dig for it:

When assisting with Harrow’s lobotomy, Ianthe tells her, “If you push your brain too hard, any surgery could simply heal over.” And in NtN, Pyrrha tells Palamedes, “You should be draining and replacing her fucking brain fluid... When Gideon and I designed that trial, I used to crack his skull and sieve it myself, just as a control variable... The only other people I put through that damn trial were Mercy and Cris, because only Cris didn’t mind being trepanned on the regular.” I don’t know exactly where the threshold is for pushing one’s brain too hard, but I suspect frequently draining and replacing one’s brain fluid is in that ballpark. Which is to say, it’s very possible that Mercy and Pyrrha (and potentially others) could have healed over from anything John had done to their brains.

Also, I don't know why this didn't occur to me as I was writing up that other post, but when Pyrrha's telling Palamedes about how dangerous their uhhhhh living arrangements are, and how they're risking brain damage... Pyrrha and G1deon were operating under somewhat similar circumstances for thousands of years. Cumulatively, it's possible that G1deon's brain was racking up damage that eventually eroded away whatever John had done. Another thought is that maybe the fact that G1deon died and Pyrrha didn't is at play here.

It could very well be less dramatic than that, though. We don't know much about how Lyctorhood impacts the brain, although to be completely fair, we also can't say for certain how a typical human brain would function after ten thousand years of runtime either. Our brains are constantly wiring new neural pathways and rewiring and revising old ones. After thousands of years, might we be reaching a Ship of Theseus situation with regard to the neural circuitry impacting pre-Res memories? Which is a fancy way of saying, "Maybe it wore off."

It could be all of the above, too. Assuming that Lyctor brains retain plasticity like we see in typical human brains (and I'm not letting myself think too hard on implications either way, because in sci-fi/fantasy make-believe land, neuroscience can be whatever you want it to be), we'd probably see that effect happening with the other Lyctors at roughly the same rate, but at least as far as we can tell (and that wording is intentional because I'm not taking anything off the table with this series), the others don't seem to remember. So that might be contributing, but not sufficient on its own. BUT perhaps ten thousand years of rewiring PLUS ten thousand years of cohabitation PLUS however long of being "trepanned on the regular" PLUS G1deon dying might override John's meddling.

We've still got so many open questions here regardless of what the specific mechanisms are. Like, I'd love to know when Pyrrha started to remember exactly. And did G1deon remember anything, then? It seems like he was Straight Up Not Having a Good Time so if he did remember, he might not have been relying on those memories much. Whatever's going on, I'm sure it's just as bonkers as the rest of the series!

[spookythesillyfella]

It's Doll !! I'm wondering if you can talk to me about your AU more! I have NO IDEA what to specifically ask for here mostly because I am terrible at approaching it but I'd love to hear what you do have on your mind for everything. I find your writing so detailed it drives me up a wall since you generally just inspire me a lot to (write my own) TAKE YOUR TIME AND DO NOT BEAT YOURSELF UP FOR YOUR REPLYING BEING "too long and confusing" I LITERALLY LOVE WHEN PEOPLE YAP... anyways take care!!!

hii doll !!! ¥_^

tysm for the ask – you know how much yapping about the lil guyz meanz to me ahaha

for the au a lot of my focuz currently iz on the main fic and how i hope to finish it until june hopefully . thusly ive kind of been working out all the fine detailz regarding it

if you were curious about a summary . i will gladly provide one in the following paragraph :

"At another regular practice session, High Voltage – Tracey, Shrignold and Brendon – discover that a music contest will be held soon and decide to enter it, hoping that this will finally give them the big break that they've been waiting for. After a certain incident, however, Tracey must find a replacement for their vocalist in time for the show. With enough determination – and coordination – that win will be theirs..."

[very rough and vague i know but just stick with me pleaze]

az for anything more generalized . i just really hope to explore theze guyz ; i know itz unrealistic . but i want them all to have a happy ending – or at least az "happy" of an ending az they can

itz very hard honestly to explain the entire thing . since there izn't exactly a point to all thiz – it'z pointless . there'z not necessarily a statement that im trying to make with it . just some useless scenez that maybe appeal to two or three people

thank you for taking an interest in my au for all thiz time . and im sorry for not giving you a satisfactory answer </3

[tunacocina]

i really dont miss qsmpblr during purgatory. i dont. but theres something to be said for that unique high of posting an okay-ish shitpost after avoiding posting about discourse all day while three of your mutuals get in a vagueposting war and two people unfollow you for some character interpretation. and also at the same time gaining followers for continuing the yuriposting grind through it all. like that was such an energizing feeling. i would not go back but i do hold a special place in my heart for it in a trainwreck way. but theres a reason why qtinya is privated now. some things can be left to rest...🙏

[whoturnedgravityoff]

uhhh baby baghera request (i feel so bad for her)

poor little duckling

[sufferu]

Something I haven't seen mentioned in BTZ, where is Roswaal in all this? Is he helping out in defeating the Archbishops or is he in serious trouble for basically kickstarting all of Subaru's problems?

Nobody trusts Roswaal lol. They can work with Rem, and the Vollachians, and even Elsa, but Roswaal is officially banned from everything. Doesn’t necessarily mean that he doesn’t WANT to help fight the Witch Cult, but if he does he sure ain’t having any success in convincing anyone, lmao. Sopping wet cat.