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[thesnackist]

okay Tumblr it's time

time to try and reach Likes = 0

(honestly anything below a hundred)

[whoturnedgravityoff]

the high quality slimeriana content that people come to see

[genericpuff]

when were y'all gonna tell me about persephone, the poodle webkinz who runs a shop that's pretty much exclusively for rich people-

i need to make it clear that the irony here is not lost on me LOL

what's even better is the comment section which is a mixed bag of praise and "fuck you persephone for hating poor people" criticisms and again, thE IRONY SHOULD NOT BE LOST ON US HERE-

this has literally nothing to do with LO and yet it makes me laugh so fucking hard to see a whole ass other niche and specific fandom embroiled in criticism regarding a pink depiction of persephone who they deem to be a snobby diva

d-

do you think-

do you think this is what rachel's been referencing the whole time when she keeps having the male characters in LO brag about persephone's pedigree-

[aeriona]

Since I’ve been having a lot of thoughts about this, have you thought of anything about inklings based on Magnapinna squids? Y’know, the ones that live really deep in the ocean and have insanely long tentacles?

Girl why are you so ears fins

[sufferu]

My headcanon shall be that while Emilia and Julius initially found comfort and safety in their shared grief and being able to talk about losing Subaru, eventually when they started actually dating they couldn't help but feel that being around each other felt a bit ... Dull.

Don't get them wrong, it was still nice at times. But once topics about old Subaru started to run out there was a lot more silence than they were both used to, and everytime it would remind them of what they had before the reset. This leads them to realize that this relationship born out of grief was nice at first but it has run its course. They separate amicably.

(Slightly happier version would be that once they start hanging around with Subaru as friends they realize that that's the kind of dynamic they prefer, so they go back to be just friends)

(Subaru is just happy they're happy)

(He also introduces them to a couple of hobbies, because how do you not have any conversation topics aside from work/studies/Lugunican history)

This is all to cope with the fact that my boy got cucked in a world where Emilia knew of everything he went through, please don't burst my bubble Mr author.

…No hate, but — I really do find it kind of fascinating that “Emilia gets with Julius instead of Subaru” is legitimately getting a reaction like this. Like — it’s not even the idea that he DOESN’T get with her romantically, but that someone else DOES? Hell, it’s not even like they’ve actually stopped liking him or valuing him as someone dear to them or something, or I’d kind of get it, but — just the concept of Emilia ending up with another man? Because I even feel like I wouldn’t have gotten a response like this if I had paired her up with Rem, lol.

You have the emotions you have and all, and I’m not even saying that I don’t like seeing the emotional reactions people have to my work — I do — but it’s just. This is one reaction that I genuinely find bizarre lmao

[lizardlicks]

I feel like all of tumblr needs a crash course in "people go on the internet and tell lies" rn

[lady-harrowhark]

Hello! I saw you mention that Pyrrha remembers pre-resurrection, and I totally missed that!! Do you have any theories as to why?

I have a few thoughts!

Just for context - because I didn't catch that on my first read either until I started going back through! - there are a few instances that seem to suggest Pyrrha remembers at least some of her life pre-Resurrection. Off the top of my head, I know there's one point where she refers to G1deon as G--, just like John does. Nona also says that Pyrrha calls her "Hairy Maclary", which is referring to a series of children's books by a New Zealand author. Here's a link to a picture and some info about Hairy Maclary... I can definitely understand why Pyrrha would call Nona that lol. This one's super interesting to me in that it's such a fantastic example of the way Tamsyn uses memes and references so skillfully! In the previous books, most of the references are fairly organic in that they're things that could conceivably be, you know, just things the characters say; the readers catch it (if they also know the reference! otherwise they're fairly unobtrusive) but the characters themselves aren't intentionally making a reference. This would be the things like "You can't just ask someone why they want to be a Lyctor" and "a hunger that only thumbs could satisfy," etc. The exception, though, is John. The "none Houses with left grief" particularly is SO fun from an exposition perspective (but if I start on that one I'll never stop), and then of course we have Commander Wake Me Up Inside. The implication here being that John remembers these specific things and is intentionally making those references within the context of the story. Pulling that same expository trick with Pyrrha sets them up as both remembering... at least to some degree. The hints that we get from Pyrrha are such that it's pretty unclear to what extent she remembers, leaving a lot of room for juicy speculation :)

I initially touched on it over on this post where I rambled about names, memory, and the Eightfold Word, but I'm copying over the Pyrrha-specific paragraph so that you don't have to dig for it:

When assisting with Harrow’s lobotomy, Ianthe tells her, “If you push your brain too hard, any surgery could simply heal over.” And in NtN, Pyrrha tells Palamedes, “You should be draining and replacing her fucking brain fluid... When Gideon and I designed that trial, I used to crack his skull and sieve it myself, just as a control variable... The only other people I put through that damn trial were Mercy and Cris, because only Cris didn’t mind being trepanned on the regular.” I don’t know exactly where the threshold is for pushing one’s brain too hard, but I suspect frequently draining and replacing one’s brain fluid is in that ballpark. Which is to say, it’s very possible that Mercy and Pyrrha (and potentially others) could have healed over from anything John had done to their brains.

Also, I don't know why this didn't occur to me as I was writing up that other post, but when Pyrrha's telling Palamedes about how dangerous their uhhhhh living arrangements are, and how they're risking brain damage... Pyrrha and G1deon were operating under somewhat similar circumstances for thousands of years. Cumulatively, it's possible that G1deon's brain was racking up damage that eventually eroded away whatever John had done. Another thought is that maybe the fact that G1deon died and Pyrrha didn't is at play here.

It could very well be less dramatic than that, though. We don't know much about how Lyctorhood impacts the brain, although to be completely fair, we also can't say for certain how a typical human brain would function after ten thousand years of runtime either. Our brains are constantly wiring new neural pathways and rewiring and revising old ones. After thousands of years, might we be reaching a Ship of Theseus situation with regard to the neural circuitry impacting pre-Res memories? Which is a fancy way of saying, "Maybe it wore off."

It could be all of the above, too. Assuming that Lyctor brains retain plasticity like we see in typical human brains (and I'm not letting myself think too hard on implications either way, because in sci-fi/fantasy make-believe land, neuroscience can be whatever you want it to be), we'd probably see that effect happening with the other Lyctors at roughly the same rate, but at least as far as we can tell (and that wording is intentional because I'm not taking anything off the table with this series), the others don't seem to remember. So that might be contributing, but not sufficient on its own. BUT perhaps ten thousand years of rewiring PLUS ten thousand years of cohabitation PLUS however long of being "trepanned on the regular" PLUS G1deon dying might override John's meddling.

We've still got so many open questions here regardless of what the specific mechanisms are. Like, I'd love to know when Pyrrha started to remember exactly. And did G1deon remember anything, then? It seems like he was Straight Up Not Having a Good Time so if he did remember, he might not have been relying on those memories much. Whatever's going on, I'm sure it's just as bonkers as the rest of the series!

[tunacocina]

i really dont miss qsmpblr during purgatory. i dont. but theres something to be said for that unique high of posting an okay-ish shitpost after avoiding posting about discourse all day while three of your mutuals get in a vagueposting war and two people unfollow you for some character interpretation. and also at the same time gaining followers for continuing the yuriposting grind through it all. like that was such an energizing feeling. i would not go back but i do hold a special place in my heart for it in a trainwreck way. but theres a reason why qtinya is privated now. some things can be left to rest...🙏

[kittykittyanon]

still water + mango mango + balkan rage + winter arc + german stare + jamacian smile + put the skibidi down + put the phone down + hawk tauh + knee surgery + adrenaline + noradrenaline + edge walk + english or spanish + phonk + anger issues + balkan parents + jonkler laugh + why so serious + fin fin fin + why so feinious + persian smile + japanese laugh + zimbabwean jelqing + gooning + sigma + max aura + indian sigma respect + KSI + lunchly + thick of it + prime + mr beast + mr beast feastables + ohio running + brazillian breakfeast + i like my cheese drippy bruh + crashout + tweakout + jamacian flicker fart + russian plank + pakistani sitting + demure + nonchalant dreadhead + oi oi oi baka + infinite rizz + formaldehyde + joker beatbox + joker beatbox + death air + asbestos + diddy + jayz + beyonce + diddy party + stanclikin + fein + serbian dancing lady + drake + not like us + concrete punches + talk tuah + those who know = 808 sigma crashout

... wh. ARE YOU CASTING A SPELL ON ME??? i feel like i'm being cursed with every word you speak,, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HALF OF THESE MEAN 😭😭😭 /LH /J

63. there's 63 OF THESE HADKIFHSHFISHSFKH

WHAT IS FORMALDEHYDE DOING IN THERE???? HELP— ARE THESE ALL JUST RANDOM PHRASES???

FIZZY. FIZZY PLEASE LMFAOOO

[crossbackpoke-check]

tagged by ko @tofumilanesa for wip wednesday! big shout out to writevember for making me feel like i can actually call any of these works in progress… your guide to my emoji code under the cut

wip!

🪻🐈‍⬛ - the doc title is still just. YOWLING but i am like 7/8 of the way done with omega yamo fic and hopefully salem isn’t reading this so i can just drop it over a year later with no warning <3

🫃2️⃣ - DEWEY^2 P2!!!! she is almost done (i am lying) but she is so close i can almost taste it. sorry to my pwp that grew its own feelings baby

😇🤭 (🕒 -> 🕜) - rip i’m not telling you about this one until it’s posted but it IS complete aside from being ao3 formatted and the eight billion edits i inevitably do right before full-sending it

☁️💧 - cloud petey fic, which exists mostly as an embarrassingly large tag on a different blog and is condensing into a narrative about as well as water at 30° N/S. the time loop fic also falls under this description

eternally in progress (short list)

🌑🐕 - tyler borzoituzzi exists… there is an index of scenes/plot points… it plays like a movie in my head…

💯❕- fantastic! ‘verse

👁️👻 - stevie brandon seeing ghosts au, which has eight different (now nine i guess but you haven't seen the mustache adam post yet) plots. sorry

just. rotating like a microwave

🍎 - because they didn’t have a pomegranate emoji, this is what i used for the fic that feels like it should be a 50k connor bedard character study hanif abdurraqib/cathal kelly thesis about legends and mythmaking in sports and eating your young. yes i know pomegranates aren’t actually pomes and apples are but it’s fine

🦈 - the one cat da fuck they doing over there meme but about the sharks just like. in general. more on this at five

tagging @colap1nto, @songsandswords, @whitenikes, @gordiemeow, @acheronist, and anybody else who wants to share!!

[velveteen-vampire]

we will join hands and never let anyone sever us again!!!

[whoturnedgravityoff]

uhhh baby baghera request (i feel so bad for her)

poor little duckling

[ganondoodle]

a wild assortement of comic wip screenshots and a random doodle that i posted to twitter but not here

(this doodle here is of Raal (aka demise before he became a deity) but whatever happens here isnt anything 'canon', i just randomly doodled him to try a loosen up my painting style bc when i work on the comic i tend to concentrate too much of rendering it perfectly and i dont like that)

[sufferu]

Something I haven't seen mentioned in BTZ, where is Roswaal in all this? Is he helping out in defeating the Archbishops or is he in serious trouble for basically kickstarting all of Subaru's problems?

Nobody trusts Roswaal lol. They can work with Rem, and the Vollachians, and even Elsa, but Roswaal is officially banned from everything. Doesn’t necessarily mean that he doesn’t WANT to help fight the Witch Cult, but if he does he sure ain’t having any success in convincing anyone, lmao. Sopping wet cat.

[kevinsdsy]

You’ve got me so obsessed w three random ass bg characters but like only your specific interpretation of them im soooo invested in Shawn derrick Derek and it’s such a struggle bc like I can’t even look up fanfic of them 😭

IM SORRYYYYY imagine how i feel— wanting to get content about them but being the dynamic provider :((( i wish someone would get into my brain and write them so i could indulge in my media consumption addiction LMAOSHDNDND

maybe i’ll do a post with headcanons about how i perceive them this week tho ((ive been busy the past few days and im also going to be busy tomorrow and probably the day after too so i sadly know i cant promise anything just yet))

[theinfinitedivides]

"do i need to speak about the bisexual agenda more than i already have" yes do. I noticed the same thing on my rewatch, and I was like where are all the guys in the second half?

look i still have not watched the film i am waiting for November when it will drop so i can scream about it better rn i am going purely off vibes and the MVs. specifically the NRV MV bc why are all the guys just vibing with him in the middle of the road. why is there so much sexual tension there. why is Azad watching his father and shaking his head like 'the old man is at it again he's being bisexual again' excuse me???? like you are not giving off bby!bi vibes with your aesthetic???? pot calling the kettle black much sir???? they put the same bisexual lighting on both of you later in the song ffs

idk to me personally it feels like the older Shah Rukh gets the queerer the characters he plays and i uh. hmm. that's interesting