#like it’s so difficult dude

[nosleep83]

Bro why is getting the motivation to write so hard like I can doodle mostly whenever but with writing the stars have to perfectly align for me to want to write at all LMAO

[knightofleo]

Angela Orosco Silent Hill 2

[screwpinecaprice]

They won the lottery and inspired by Mr. Greg, they spent it all in one day by committing identity fraud.

Idk I took a second job and my brain is so fried right now. 😭

[mercymaker]

one moment she was walking down the road towards a village, and the next—maleane was trapped inside a mindflayer ship, a squirming tadpole making its way into her brain. escaping the nautiloid only brought momentary relief, as the drow found herself in an unfamiliar territory, surrounded by strangers, both friend and foe.

[kori-senpai]

New Leokumi content in the lords year of 2024?? It's more likely than you think! (x)

[baalzebufo]

actually, posting the little commentary clip where alex talks about gideons origins because I want it on my blog haha

[doubledyke]

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[bayetea]

I'm gonna froth at the mouth over this in the tags so bear with me but reason #1278038 why the way rick went about breaking up jiper was bad: rereading her povs in hoo where she gushes over jason feels like even more of an unreliable narrator queer girl comphet psychological horror story

[mokeonn]

Worked my new job at the pet store today and I accidentally scared a hamster. So im gonna make it up to him by giving him a loving home

[tj-crochets]

Hey y'all! I don't talk about my job here much, because it's really not relevant all that often, but I do want to give you a general piece of advice. If you are turning in receipts for reimbursement, there are probably four pieces of information each receipt will need to have (might be more! probably won't be less): 1. what you purchased 2. how much it cost 3. where you purchased it 4. when you purchased it If you send in a receipt that just has the where and when but not the what or the how much, it makes it very difficult to reimburse you

[hanzajesthanza]

Geralt: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One. Yennefer, code name: “Been There, Done That.” Fringilla is “Currently Doing That.” Regis is “It Happened Once in a Dream”; Dandelion, code name: “If I Had To Pick a Dude.” Milva is... Eagle Two.

Milva: Oh, thank the gods.

[inkskinned]

it just sucks because nothing is ever fucking made for you, and if it is made for you like 75% of the time it gets chopped into little pieces by every person alive because this is the one thing you have, so it has to prove itself to you.

like, a thing can't just be for women. men need to assign it to women. women have to experience "must" or "should" before their hobbies and passions - women are allowed to do silly, passive things like tuck our ankles and titter behind a fan, or something. women are allowed to, they are welcomed to. like the world is a house and we are supposed to be in the kitchen and now we are being given the divine right to enter the living room if we bring chips

because when it becomes for you, or about you, that is when the thing is vile. you should/must wear makeup so you can appear beautiful to men. once you wear makeup for yourself, or because you yourself enjoy putting it on, then you are no longer doing the right thing. there is a reason men hate certain fashion trends. there is a reason men hate things like the pumpkin spice latte - because it's not about them. you are buying it because it is good for you. they degrade your passions and interests. there is a reason women-led fields are largely seen as being "not a real" profession. when you are a good cook, that is because you can provide for him. close your eyes. you're not going to be a chef, be honest. that is a man making food for himself.

bras are made so breasts will be appealing to men. they are rarely about comfort or support. you have given up entirely on the idea of pockets. young girls have to worry about a shorter inseam on their shorts. a girl on instagram gets her septum pierced, and men in the comments are rabid about it - i just want to rip it out of her face. she'd be beautiful without it.

and fucking everything is for them. even the media that is "for you" is for them, eventually. remember "my little pony"? remember how hard it is to convince any executive to believe that little girls are worth selling to? in the media that is for you, you see little ways that you still need to make it accessible for them - the man is always powerful, smart, masculine. he is a man's man. the media usually forgives him. it usually says okay, some men are awful, but hey! gotta love 'em. because if you don't hold their hands and say "this is literally just a story about my lived reality", they shit their pants about it. they demand you put them into the media that's for you.

these are people who are so used to glutting themselves on the world. they are used to having every corner and every dollar and every place of leadership. so you say can i please have one slice of cake, just for myself, please, holy shit. and they fucking weep about it. they say you're being unfair, because some of their one-thousand-slices aren't beautiful, and your singular cake slice doesn't have their name on it. and aren't you being rude by not offering to share?

and honestly. fucking - yeah, man. you were kind of surprised, because the cake is a little basic (you bake at home, you're way past this stuff). but holy shit, it was nice just to be offered cake in the first place. you're used to having to starve. you're used to getting nothing, but going to the party anyway, because you're expected (professionally) to show up. you liked that it is a simple cake, and that it is warm, and mostly: you like that there is, for once, a cake-for-you.

in the real world, outside of metaphor, it feels like fucking being slapped. barbie didn't even say anything particularly unusual; it literally just made factually evident points. there are less women in leadership than men. we can look at that fact objectively. that is a real thing that is happening. and the movie is aware that it has to defend itself! that it has to spend like half an hour just turning to the camera and saying: i know this is hard for you to understand, but this is a real thing that women experience.

it's just - this is that one kid on the playground who thinks its allowed to hog all the toys. he builds this hoard that nobody else is allowed to even look at, or he'll get aggressive. everyone's a little scared of him, so they let it slide, because his daddy gave him the golden touch. he hates when people cry and thinks bullying is cool. he writes boys only! on a big sign and makes all his friends take "alpha male" classes.

and then girls pick up barbies, because there was nothing left for them. and in the void they've been given, with their scraps: they make long, spiraling narratives about how barbie is actually descended from snakes and has given her righteous followers magical (if concerning) powers and can speak 32 languages (2 of which are animal related) and has big plans for infrastructure (beginning with the local interstate). and the boy comes over, and he has a huge fit about how the girls aren't "including" him. he wants to know why the girls aren't making the story about ken.

"we didn't like your story." the girls blink at him. they point to his war stories and the gi joes and the millions of male-led narratives and how still in the modern day men get two-thirds of the speaking roles in movies and they point to men making mediocre shows that don't get lambasted and they point to men encouraging toxic masculinity and they point to men everywhere, men and men and men. and they say: "how is this our fault? you had ken."

"no!" he is already back to screaming and stomping his feet and tearing at his hair and intentionally reminding them that men are holding back thinly concealed violence and he says: "if it's not for me, it's actually sexism."

[invested-in-your-future]

As I rewatch bits of the first three Volumes (due to reasons), the more I think about Blake, her motivations, etc, the less I understand why they thought it was a good idea to give her two functioning, alive, good-natured, influential/royalty parents.

Like, I REALLY doubt they had wanted Blake to be some rich faux-activist girl whose whole worldview gets disproven and whose most notable dialogue lines end up retroactively sounding outright nonsensical.

Like, what was the train of thought on flipping her entire character upside down like this beyond "Oh, all other RWBY members have messed up parent issues, so let's give her happy, healthy parents"? Was there even a train of thought?

Or did they just invent her parents on the spot because they had no idea where Blake would have gone after V3 ended and had to make up an entire unimportant-side-journey she could be stashed away in for a while (and also wanted to throw her into a subplot with Sun to counter-balance all the Yang stuff because the show was still hellbent on queerbaiting so they had to find a way to place Sun into a situation where he gets hurt for Blake so it's not just Yang as her motivation)?

[thefirstknife]

Getting real sick of a certain subset of Destiny players complaining that it’s a baby game and crying to Bungie to nerf exotics and abilities when their ENTIRE POINT IS TO BE STRONG in specific ways as if they are being locked into using them.

IF YOU WANT AN EXTRA CHALLENGE STOP BEING SUCH A DPS GOBLIN AND JUST EQUIP SOMETHING THATS NOT TOP TIER META AND STOP COMPLAINING JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

MOOD. Go off.

It's incredibly annoying to me. They always use the argument of "the game should FORCE me to do things, I should not SELF-IMPOSE challenges." And like. ? I'm sorry but what? It's a video game for a big audience, it's here to be playable and accessible to the widest possible playerbase. There are plenty of ways to make the game difficult for yourself, so knock yourself out if that's your thing, but don't force others into it.

Like, I enjoy hard content, I regularly at least attempt day 1 raids, I do master raids, GMs, solo and solo flawless content and all that. But only when I want to. Sometimes I don't and I don't want to suffer in a patrol zone or struggle in a seasonal activity I'm doing for the story. The majority of the players don't want that. Designing games for the professional gamers only has NEVER been a good idea and never will be. Fifty streamers can't sustain a video game. It needs casual players who will want to come back to the game instead of feeling defeated.

One of the reasons I really enjoy helping others is because I know that casual players tend to struggle in stuff that's basic activity for me. I've seen people unable to get through a strike. I've sat for 10 minutes rezing someone who couldn't do the jump in a seasonal activity. I want those people to be able to play basic content without feeling frustrated and I want them to know that there are people out there who will help them out.

And this doesn't apply just to basic content, although it should start with that. I think all dungeons and raids and everything should be things that all players can complete. Fine, doing a master raid with all challenges should be tough, but it should be achievable with time and practice, not impossible. What a lot of these "pros" want is just completely divorced from reality.

It takes days and days of practice every time a new master raid is out for me and my team (all with thousands of hours of playtime) to get comfortable to finally finish it. We're far from casual players and it still takes a lot of time to be able to finish hard content. Making it even harder is insane to me. Like, if something is so hard that my team full of people, each with 5000+ hours of playtime and a coordinated team that's been raiding together for years now can't finish it, that means it's absolutely impossible for probably 90% of the playerbase. That's wild to me. Raids and GMs should have more people playing them. If master raids are too easy for you, Mr. I-Play-Destiny-For-A-Living, that's on you buddy. Unequip the super god tier god roll meta guns and loadouts or play something else.

And ofc, another excuse they make is "if I don't use meta, I am not going to win a raid race!" Then don't. Idk. Let me play you the tiniest violin. This affects literally nobody except a grand total of 50 people. Run your meta in day 1, and play with random shit otherwise. Play raids with all white weapons. Play without mods. Play without a HUD. Do things solo only. I don't know, make up a way to spice things up for yourself. I'm not interested in that and neither are 99% of the players out there. The game is genuinely hard enough for the majority of the players. On top of that, I am here to feel like a powerful space fantasy superhero. I am NOT here to die to dregs in patrol zones. If there's ONE thing that I know for a fact that put people off from Lightfall (as in this year of Destiny), it's the difficulty changes. They're annoying, frustrating and for some a barrier to entry more than anything else.

[vehemourn]

i just wanna know. what does anyone want artists to do. im really just curious. Like if u steal all of our work and chase us out of all of the jobs and crush every single one of us until we either die or quit. Whats the end goal. artists provided their work for free for 2 decades and built their lives in digital spaces. And in a few years the landscape is changing drastically away from that :/. I'm fucking tired. I'm tired of artists being disrespected. And yet its not going to Stop. Our spaces are still snuck into and scraped, our work is still stolen, and we still have people that are just outright fucking nasty to us just bc u draw a furry animal or are queer. what is anyone supposed to do. our communities were destroyed. our spaces were destroyed. so many artists are Gone and scattered to the winds. What is anyone Doing.

[dudeslut]

Hey, quick question: do you think you can vum from penetration only? Like, if I fuck your front hole with a vibrating strap, rut deep and fast into you, and hold your hands above your head so you can't touch yourself, just lay there and moan like a good slut as I fuck you, will you cum on my cock like a good boy? Or will you whine and beg in my ear to let you touch, just a little, moan and tell me how your cock needs attention so bad?

If I let you eat me out, suck my tdick and taste my precum, while I slowly finger your ass, stretching you out and gently playing with your prostate, will you cum for me? Or will your tdick stay hard and red, aching for just the slightest touch to release?

And if I slide my hand into your boxers, and fuck you in quick shallow thrusts as I bite and lick your neck, will you cum then and there in your underwear like the pathetic slut you are? Or will you rut agains my palm, trying to get just enough friction on your cock to reach your climax?

No wrong answers, sweetheart. I promise. Just want to know what to expect, so I can fuck you right.

-🪻

Damn fuck shit hhhhhh fuck god this. This uhhhh hoooo okay. This reading this force-restarted my brain and I may have made some rather uhhhh interesting noises 😵‍💫🥵😵‍💫🥵😵‍💫🥵😵‍💫

Well as much as I'd love to be able to, I am unable to cum from penetration alone so feel free to use that against me (which it seems like you are god damn 🥵). The added vibrating will get me close, but keep me riding the edge, desperate, and pliable. Just thinking about it is making me squirm; I'd take your cock so good, moaning as I feel you so fucking deep in me.

My moans turning into whines and whimpers as you neglect my tdick. I'd try bucking against you, anything to get some kind of friction. Short panted breaths punctuated by my whines as I revel in the feeling of you fucking me so good but being unable to cum. I wouldn't be able to hold back from begging. I'd beg for you. Touch me. Let me touch myself. Please! Is that what you want? For me to embarrass myself by begging for you. I'd do it. It aches so much and I need it.

Can't let all the drool pooling in my mouth go to waste, so of course I'd eagerly eat you out and suck you off. Anything to make you feel good. Would my tongue plunging in and out of your wet hole be enough? I'd moan from your taste. Maybe you'd be better convinced when I swipe my tongue up the shaft of your tdick before wrapping my lips around the head. I'd be moaning of course, because pleasing you with my mouth makes me so horny since I'm such a slut. Your fingers working my ass would just add to the symphony of rumbling moans escaping my mouth and shooting down your cock as I bob my head enthusiastically.

At this point every point of stimulation feels like fire. A controlled burn as you keep me on the edge, avoiding the one thing you know will undo me. By the time your mouth is attacking my neck while your hand fucks me, I'd be so far gone with desire. With need. Love feeling you suck marks into my skin in such a sensitive spot. It almost feels like you're trying to rip the noises directly from the source.

Cockdrunk and wanting. Maybe if I beg more, but all that seems to come out is incoherent garbles and swears as all my focus is aimed at release. At giving my cock just any attention at all. I'd resort to using my eyes which are hooded and blown wide in torturous ecstasy, to silently beg. I feel every twitch of need from my cock as if it were lightning through me. My hips stuttering with no rhythm, bucking, grinding. Please. Jack me off? Take me in your mouth? Just one finger stroking? Hell, just hold your hand out and I'll hump myself on it to completion. I'll do whatever it takes to be your good boy so you'll touch me or let me touch myself.