#like it’s crazy

[destroyscythe-heck]

Happy “try to figure out why we’re suddenly getting a huge spike in new users from Japan and Korea” day to the tumblr staff

[bohemian-nights]

Real talk, but Shonda doesn’t even have to make up complications when it comes time for Benophies season since book canon is already so insanely chaotically messy (and I love that for them).

[richtkin]

whenever i see any hannigram/hannibal fan art i always audibly go “jesus FUCK bro” in utter shock.

every. single. time.

[greg-montgomery]

one thing about karma…it’s gonna get you! 🫶🏻

[dindjarindiaries]

I was reading your Hunter fic and I started SQUEALING as soon as the reader said he had gotten more handsome with time- hell yeah he did!

AND IT’S TRUE THAT I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW BC HE WAS ALREADY SO HANDSOME BEFORE

[crowbury]

was supposed to spend this break putting out more content but instead got hooked on a cancelled Netflix show 🤡

[arkhamslvts]

we need to start giving the ppl what they want (hal jordan content)

[starlooove]

I think it’s so sick how y’all are gaslighting black people about how weird it is to take credit for OOB on live tv as a white person.

[avidhorrormoviefan]

where are all the bella ramsey fics on this app

[jhughesangel]

I'm also just super unlucky, like I'd get the jersey that I wanted for ages, and then the player gets traded the day after I order it. I'd sob

id sob too tbh and jerseys are so expensive

[mcnuggyy]

night shift ? if u don’t mind me asking what do u do .. [ without ig being too revealing lol . im looking for a new job ]

ah! It’s part time at a hotel/motel, I just kinda sit there and take care of any issues a guest might have/check them in/watch cameras… but at night it is kind of just sitting there cause most people are sleepin lmao, then the rest of the week I just work on commissions and other art projects :-] <3

[evansbby]

I’m rooting for Steve x Omega but bullying Steve is just so fun bc his responses are so funny he’s like a 12 year old child 😭

Most men are deep down 😭😭😭

[rosaacicularis]

man…. sometimes i remember that i wrote tcliop and i get stunned back into reality for a hot second…. like pardon me for a second…. i think i’m going to reread it for funsies <3

[909th]

everything abt my astrology chart indicates i should be intensely romantic it’s crazy bc all i do is ruminate on love lmao

[cordspaghetti]

really factual recounting with no embellishments whatsoever

[teaboot]

When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week