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popculturebuffet · 4 years ago

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Blog Updates: New Patreon Stretch Goals, Patreon Exclusive Reviews, New Story Arcs and Other Stuff

MHello everyone. For those of you seeing this through other tags my name is Jake. I do reviews on here that are usually full sumaries of an episode of a tv show or comic, with jokes and analsyis throughout. I’m doing this post as i’ve recently revamped by patreon a bit, check out VIA THIS LINK if your curious. I also have some other stuff going on with the blog that I thought might intrest the general public and especially you lovely followers. Thank you guys so much. Your support means a lot and feel free to interact with this post and any of the reviews. it’s always a pleasure. Leave your comments whatever. So let’s start with the patreon stuff

You Decide the Next Patreon Exclusive Review!:

Yes YOU will decide the Patreon Exclusive review for May. How? It’s simple: i’m currently reviewing the Lilo and Stitch crossover episodes, the first two this week with the American Dragon Jake Long crossover “Morpholomew” done yesterday, the Proud Family episode “Spats” coming later this week, and “Rufus” (Kim Possible) and “Lax” (Recess) coming next week and the week after that respectively.

As a way to gage intrest in the shows crossed over, and if I should review some of them on their own, i’m going to be watching the notes, and after the first week i’ll record how many a review got. This way the first review dosen’t get an advantage over the last and so on. Whichever episode gets the most votes wins and it’s show will get two reviews: One exclusive to Patreon in may you can check out for just a buck, and one for all of ya in June. So if you want to dragon up, get louder and prouder, check out what the sitch is, or have some recess, keep an eye on my blog and check out the review. Like it reblog, it, both. This is all in your hands. And if this little contest works out I may do another one like it in the future.

New Patreon Stretch Goals!:

For those unfamiliar with Patreon it’s a site that helps creators like me get paid for their work, used by such luminaries as Linkara, Pushing Up Roses and greatest of all Rifftrax.

Stretch Goals are an amount of money I get a month from patreons, that’s readers like you paying me. Even a buck a month would help a lot and help me put out a reviews and LIVE off doing this. But it’s a two way street so in order to entice you lovely people into paying me for doing my job and my passion with these reviews, i’ve updated the tiers, adding a wider and better range of rewards. I’m currenntly up to 15 dollars a month, or close enough that i’ve acitivated those rewards. And if you help me hit these tiers EVEYRONE gets PUBLIC, on here, for free reviews. Thanks to my lovely patreons Emma and Kevin you all are getting reviews of the first 5 Ducktales episode, aka Legend of the Golden Suns, with the second coming as soon as I finish this post. Even a buck helps us reach closer and for your dollar you get access to the discord, exclusive reviews, and to pick a short any time I review a bunch of shorts. And with Goofy’s birthday coming up next montha nd Donald’s after that, now is the best time for that. 5 dollar patreons also get one review as month, with 10 dollar ones getting two. You’ve already probably seen some of these: Kev has used one of his a month to have me review a house of mouse episode every month, and newest patreon and longtime friend Emma is using them to have me review the netflix dr. seuss adaptation “Green Eggs and Ham”. So whatever YOU want me to review I will and you’l lhelp unlock even MORE great reviews. So what do you get if you hit the goals? I’m glad you asked.

We’re up to 15 so next is...

20 Dollar Tier: Ducktales 87 Season 2 Mini Series!: Yes indeedy. Already on the Docket was the Super Ducktales Arc, which introducices the OG GIZMODUCCCKKKKK. But since that apparenlty wasn’t enough i’ve also added the OTHER mini series. While i’ll do super first since that’s the one with higher fan intrest once tha’ts done i’ll also review Time is Money, the time travel arc bringing in everyone’s faviroite scrappy Bubba. So if you want a buncha cruncha retro Ducktales pony up. But that’s not all the disney afternoon I got for this tier.

A Darkwing Duck Episode A MOnth: This one has also been promoted every time I could and still stands. If you like that mind behind the shadow disguise, that daring duck of mystery, that champion of right, then you’ll get one review a month about him, as voted on by you patreons.

Danny Phantom: The Ultimate Enemy: And since neither of these have helped me so far and stepping back into Amity Park made me realize how much I love the series, even if it’s creator is a 80 tons of smug asshole packed into a t-shirt he thinks is cooler than it is. So it only felt right to add the ghost boy to the tier and the best way to kick that off is with it’s second best, and only barely second behind Reign Storm, episode: The Ultimate Enemy! Danny finds his future is imperfect and must battle his own evil self! If you want my thoughts on one of the series finest hours, then help me hit 20 bucks a month to keep making content.

25 Dollar Tier:

I removed the Tail Spin content, though rest assured I will be covering Plunder and Lightning sometime this year. But what I replaced it with is even better.

One Danny Phantom Review a Month: YOu like teen superheros? you like ghosts? you like me slagigng off about butch hartman and trying to make it crystal clear his creation dosen’t wholly belong to him? Then you’ll like me reviewing Danny Phantom. And while i’m already doing that, this goal gaurantees one episode a month, and said episode will be voted on by my patreons. So if you pay for this you’ll not only get your monthly dose of going ghost.. but you’ll get a chance to PICK what it is.

Disney Shows To Movies Trilogy : I’ve decided to make it a tradition for my 15 dollar stretch goals to do a bunch of disney movies. And like with my last batch, which you’ll be seeing in may, i’m doing tv shows that got their own movies, theatrical or otherwise. And this time we’re doing MY generatoin: Kim Possible: So The Drama, the best story in the show’s histroy and the best movie in the Disney Channels! Recess: Schools Out! The suprisingly bonkers unsurprisingly awesome finale to an awesome show! and The Proud Family Movie, another UTTERLY BATSHIT finish to a great show. Lost at Sea and Seconds: This one’s for my scottaholics, fourth part of my Scott Pilgrim retrospective coming this week!. If you like me taking a look at Scott’s quest to punch the fuck out of his girlfriends exes while growing up a little, then if you help me get to the 30 dollar tier, i’ll also take a look at O’Malley’s other graphic novels Lost at Sea, which follows a girl who lost her soul and her boyfriend on a trip with what may be Young Neil’s older sister, and Seconds, the story of a woman with issues growing up who finds the ablitlity to travel through time.. or is it space? And some of you savvier readers my know he has nother comic. Where’s that one? wellllll

30 Dollar Tier:

Snotgirl: I’m saving this one for this tier. Reviews of each collected volume of snotgirl, Bryan’s first ongoing series, all three so far and any more to come about, unsuprisingly, a hot mess of a person, this time who might’ve done a murder. You know instead of defintely did a murder but in self defnese and with a longsword.

Gravity Falls Season 1!: One of Disney’s finest finally on this blog. All season 1 episodes reviewed in some way in some shape in some form. Star Vs Finale Arc!: You’ve heard me bitch about the problems in Tom’s story, and wil lcontinue to. Now see the terrible way everyone elses ends! From an amazing build up to an awful finish, see reviews of Every story relevant season 4 episode from Butterfly Follies to Cleaved that won’t already be covered in my tom retrospective. It’s a road to crushing disapointment, come on inside!

35 Dollar Tier: More Disney TV Adaptations!: Doug’s First Movie! See Doug get really fucking weird in his sea monster based movie with a punch line of a name! Teachers Pet, a great movie out of a show I barely saw! Kim Possible Live action! it’s suprisingly okay! and Recess Taking the Fifth: a compliation movie for a season we sadly never got.

Gravity Falls Season 2: Buillding on the first reward Gravity Falls Reviews will go beyond the first season and finish the job. From zombies, to dipcifica, to ford to weirdmageddon, I’m doin it all.

40 Dollar Tier:

Two HUGE Disney Focused Comics Retrospectives!

Darkwing Duck: In addition to the show, i’ll start reviewing the awesome follow up comic that got me into it. From the start to both finishes: the unathorized crossover finale and the sadly short lived sequel series from joe books, the worst mistake disney ever made that wasn’t racist, before Artemis Fowl said hold my beer. Also the short lived Ducktlaes series because why not.

The Incredibles!: The Family Dynamic! A comprehensive retrospective featuring reviews of the movie, the Mark Waid followup, the sequel that ignores said followup and the incomparable Christos Gage’s followup to THAT movie. Also that wonderfuly awful failed tv pilot bob made that he and lucius did a mst3k of.

45 Dollar Tier:

Disney Flims Lilo and Stitch a Thon: All four lilo and stitch movies, Lilo and Stitch, Lilo and Sitch 2, Stitch and Leroy and Stitch! All the hawaii, aliens and sequels you can handle!

Amphibia Season 1: I’ve done Season 2 as it comes out, i’ll be doing the same for season 3, so help me get here to see the start at least once a month, but two at a time!

50 Dollar Tier: The last one for now. I’ll probably go to 10 dollar tiers after this.

The Owl House Season 1: While I wait for the second season to start so I can cover it, have me do the rest of season 1! The only exceptions are the already covered Enchanted Grom Fright and the earmarked for pride month wing it like witches!

The Two Loves and 87 Mistakes of Mordecai: A regular show romancetrospective, as we go through the downs, ups, higher ups and crushing lows of Modercai’s romantic arcs from regular show. His crush on margert, making his move, moving on, moving on to cj, and then the horrible cluster fuck I’ve talked about nonstop and will again and again as one of the worst romantic arcs in memory as they shot the relationship in the foot head and groin! Force me to relive it all!

So yeah I’ll add more tiers, again probably 10 dollars apart if I get to 50, but given I barely got to 15 i’m not optimistic. PROVE ME WRONG. HELP ME HIT 50.

Other Stuff:

Finally outisde of Patreon, that was the main reason for this, I have news on my various arcs. For one thing i’ll be trying to keep the pace better, so expect at least one entry a month for ones i’m doing on my own time like the tom retrospective, life and times and Scott pilgrims. Ones kev does will be done weekly to keep my wallet afloat.

I also have two more retrospectives incoming! The first is paid for by Kev: I’l lbe tackling ALL THREE SEASON 2 ARCS OF DUCKTALES 2017. After the headache of trying to cram the della arc into three weeks to keep up with the lena one, I decided i’td be better for pacing if I did all three at once and kev agreed to it, if using his patreon reviews to cushion the blows. So starting next month i’ll be covering the Louie, Della and Glomgold/Owlson arcs, swapping between them in episode order. With that I should be FAR closer to having covered every ducktales episode. Granted i’ll still have 17 to cover, but it’ll make that much more managable.

The second comes in June specifically timed for Pride Month. With Scott Pilgrim Wrapping up in August just in time for the movie’s anniversary, I decided to start covering another one of my faviorite comics of all time. It’s time to transform, roll out and make this precoius it’s Transformers More than Meets the Eye! For those of you unfamiliar it’s an idw comic that follows a rag tag group of transformers, about half of them gay or gay coded, on a mission to find the lost knights of cybertron and bring ballance to a post war cybertron.. which quickly devloves into hyjinnks with a side order of heartrending deaths and charcter development... and references to dexy’s midnight runners.

So that’s all for now. thank you for reading, please support my patreon as the next pay term is at the start of next month, so if you want me to start on any of those stretch goals, nows the time. Please help me earn a living and until all are one, i’ll see you at the next rainbow.

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alleiradayne · 5 years ago

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Unconventional A J2 x Reader RPF Series

After a rousing evening of Friday Night Karaoke at the Supernatural convention, you’re tired and about to go to bed. But then a distinctly familiar laugh echoes through the hallway outside your hotel room door, and sleep is the last thing on your mind.

Part VI - Conventional

Summary: All the fun Sunday Con events. Warnings/Tags: Fluffy things, a little angst, smut, fluids, unprotected sex, vaginal sex, dirty talk, lots of time hops Characters/Pairings: Jensen Ackles/Reader, Jared Padalecki, random no-name people Word Count: 5,166 A/N: For the love of everything good in this world, assume everyone involved is single or polyamorous. No. Wife. Hate. Allowed. This series as a whole will fulfill my Polyamory square for @spnkinkbingo but not until closer to the end. Beta’d by @atc74 because she’s awesome and managed to read this hella long buncha nonsense.

At least you’d had the foresight to bring your things to Jensen's room. So, when your alarm sounded at quarter to 7, you shut it off and rolled back into bed. Massive arms encircled you and pulled you in tight, flush to his body as Jensen groaned into the crook of your neck. He breathed a deep inhale and then spoke.

“You smell amazing, what is in your hair?”

“You think some sweet talk is going to distract me from this?” you asked as you reached over your hip and grasped Jensen’s rock-hard erection.

A shuddered coursed through him at your sudden touch. “No. I was genuinely asking,” he sighed as you stroked him. “I'll never forget it, you smell incredible.”

“And that's the reason for your giant boner?” you teased.

Jensen flipped you to your stomach and straddled your hips. “Maybe,” he started. “I think it has far more to do with your ass.” One hand pried apart your cheeks as the other dragged fingers along your seam. “Damn, you're already wet for me. What have you been thinking about?”

An unbidden stretch arched your back. “You. Jared. All of us together. Plenty of things,” you said.

A wicked hum of laughter preceded the press of his cock to your pussy. “We’ll get there. Later. For now,” he paused as he slipped inside you. “I owe you two more orgasms.”

The first encroached already, its release nearly atop you with no warning. When Jensen began to thrust in earnest, the slap of his hips against your ass drowned out your whimpers and his grunts. It all combined for such a sudden rush of arousal that coursed wildly through your body and landed squarely between your thighs. Only a minute or two later, that arousal culminated in a bursting release, stars exploding behind your eyes squeezed shut. You body seized in that moment, then collapsed in the wake of such an expedient orgasm.

“That was fast,” he commented with a pleased hum through his nose. “You were really ready for me.”

Breathless, you tried to respond, but Jensen, true to his word, continued his pursuit of your pleasure. Long, slow strokes withdrew him completely, then sheathed him as he teased your flesh. “Dammit, Jensen, that feels so good,” you moaned.

He spread your cheeks with prying thumbs as he withdrew again. “I can only imagine,” he said. “I know what it feels like when Jared spreads my ass, but it’s gotta be different than that.”

Another lewd mental image obliterated your train of thought. “Yeah,” you stuttered. “It… it’s not the same.”

When he settled inside you, Jensen froze. “Does that mean what I think it does?”

Over your shoulder, you found him staring at your ass. “Probably.”

“God damn, woman, that's… I can’t wait,” he groaned as he began to thrust again, hips rolling a steady pace. “Tonight is going to be amazing.”

Punctuated breaths marked your words as you moaned. “Will I be handling the both of you?”

“Hell yeah,” he growled as he leaned into your ear. “I can’t wait to feel your asshole clenching on my cock when Jared fucks your pussy so hard, you beg for him to stop,” he hissed. The grueling slap of his hips against your ass—not to mention his more than salacious words—rekindled yet another climax.

“Shit, Jensen, I… that sounds amazing. I'm so close again, keep talking,” you begged.

“You’ll be a limp, used mess by the time we’re done,” he started, and you cried a whimper so pathetic Jensen growled. “You’ll beg for a break, but we won’t stop. And you’ll love every minute of it,” he hissed. “Christ, I can’t wait. The thought alone makes me want to come, I’m right behind you. Should I—”

“Come inside me, Jensen,” you demanded.

He needn't be told twice. Jensen righted himself, back straight and entire body tense as his grip on your ass. The steady slap of your bodies faltered; his hips stuttered to a sudden halt as his he fell silent. One last hard thrust buried his cock into you and throbbed so hard, you shuddered. The wet warmth of his cum rendered you senseless, seized in a moment of determination to know your release one more time.

As though he sensed your precarious perch on the edge of that blade, he slipped his hand under your hip and between your thighs. “You're so close, honey, come for me,” he whispered in your ear as the tips of his fingers circled your clit. That tender, firm touch, perfect in every way, tipped you ever so gently over the edge into raw pleasure.

Your broken cry clipped short as Jensen placed his lips upon yours for a kiss so full of want. Contorted so, it last a mere second, but that had been more than enough.

“I think we have a problem,” he mumbled into the crook of your neck.

“Hm?”

Withdrawn, Jensen climbed from the bed, then picked you up and carried you to the bathroom. There he started the shower and said, “I enjoyed that far too much.”

As you followed him into the shower, you wrapped your arms around him and pressed close. “You’re not the only one. Jared said we would talk tonight.”

“We should,” he agreed. “But for now, I'm going to enjoy the moment. Would you like to get breakfast with us? We’ll probably just stop in somewhere quick.”

When you looked into his bright green eyes, you found a startlingly different thought harboring there, hidden behind a cloud of confusion. You knew he felt the same way you had the night before with Jared, conflicted, and even a little scared. And if you were being honest with yourself, you felt the same way in Jensen's arms, wrapped around you and held so close, the thump of his heart beating in time with yours.

Despite the gnawing worry that all this would come to an end in less than twenty-four hours, you smiled and said, “It's a date.”

The gold panel passed in blur of antics that left your stomach sore with laughter. That ache paled in comparison to the tight muscles between your thighs. Not that you complained. Far from it, you craved more and prayed that the previous night had not been the end of your adventure with the two men on stage. But when the panel ended, your heart sank, and you trudged back to the VIP room as your stomach churned over the thoughts plaguing your mind.

Meet and greet sessions dotted your schedule between panels, but you most looked forward to your photo op with Jared. So, when the time arrived that morning, you check your face one last time before heading to the front of the line.

You rounded the backdrop of Chris's camera station to find Jared in the middle of an op for a woman in a wheelchair. He had yet to spot you, giving the woman his undivided attention until she parted from him and left with her friend who wheeled her away.

Jared turned and, when his eyes landed on yours, startled into giddy clapping with a giant smile. When the con staff waved you to him, he opened his arms wide as though greeting an old friend.

His embrace smothered you, and his nose buried in the crook of your neck as he inhaled deeply, then sighed. “God damnit, I fucking missed you last night.”

“Be quiet!” you hissed.

“Nobody can hear us, darlin’,” he said with such a suggestive tone, your knees damn near buckled. “You could moan into me right now and nobody would ever know.” His massive hands squeezed your shoulders, and though they remained there, you breathed a long sigh into him. “Just like that.”

“Will you stop!” you said with a laugh as you parted from him. “What are we doing for this damn picture, now that my face is all red?”

He cupped your cheek as he stepped apart, legs wide to bring his face closer to yours. “Your face isn't red. You're radiant. You look so happy. How about we keep it simple and just hug?”

You nodded and Jared gathered you back up in his arms, wrapped completely around your shoulders. Chris’s camera flashed and Jared hugged you closer, if possible, to bring his lips to your ear and out of sight of any onlookers. “I’ll see you later in VIP, but when things wrap up tonight, meet me at the hotel?” As he spoke, a subtle shift in his weight turned your back away from prying eyes, and Jared sneaked a quick squeeze of your ass as you parted from him.

“I’ll be there,” you promised as you walked away.

Out of sight, you took several deep breaths, reeling in the wake of his attention. A renewed sense of hope flickered to life from the dying embers as though stoked. In a way, they had been. By Jared and his kind words, and his sneaky hands. He had missed you. And he wanted to see you again. With a fresh bounce in your step, you returned to the VIP room for a break.

A few panels and VIP meet and greets ushered you into the afternoon where you rushed to the large private meet and greet room for Jared’s session. In retrospect, you wished you had bought both Jared and Jensen’s meet and greets. You’d have to apologize to Jensen later in his autograph line and hoped he wouldn’t take it personally.

With your seat number drawn, you entered the room and found your chair. Once settled, you downed a gulp of water, stomach roiling and head spinning as your knee bobbed. Your impatience quelled in the next moment when a divider door opened, admitted Jared through, and he greeted the group with his dimpled smile and a wave of his gigantic hand.

“Hey, how ya’ll doin’?” He turned his chair around and straddled it. “Good con so far?”

The group agreed in unison, some offering up their own anecdotes, and Jared, bless his heart, asked them more questions. Of all the things to happen in a private meet and greet, the actor asking his fans questions about them was the last on your list of expectations. So genuine, Jared engaged with his fans like few other actors you knew. He asked them peculiar questions—nothing invasive or inappropriate—but decidedly quirky things that truly allowed him to get to know them. If it all possible, you fell harder for him, the ache in your chest swelling to a painful throb with each beat.

And then his eyes locked with yours for a second so brief, you thought you had imagined it. But he smiled, and his brow and nose flushed so pink in that liminal moment as his gaze slid passed yours for the person seated next to you, her hand raised for a question. She asked and Jared answered, his focus solely on her, and you thanked God that he possessed the discipline of a shaolin monk. At least, there in his meet and greet, he had managed to wrangle his self-control.

The five-minute warning came up and, when no other hands raised, you found yours over your head. When you had done that, you weren’t sure. In fact, you weren’t sure your question even warranted asking and you had hoped time might run out before the opportunity came up to ask it. But you weren’t about to let the last five minutes go squandered.

“Yes, Y/N?”

It wasn’t uncommon for Jared—and others of the cast—to remember certain fan’s names. But his voice—his eyes, his intense focus—caught you off guard. And so, you stuttered your question to start. “I want to, um—kind of piggyback off what another person asked. You enjoy fan engagements and would rather learn something about us when that interaction ends. That’s the “in the wild” scenario. So how do you feel about this sort of setting? I mean, we are literally paying money—a lot of money—to talk with you. Is that… does that ever weird you out? Or do you ever get a little existential about it thinking too long?”

With a raised brow, he sighed. “Wow,” he started. “You had to end it on a heavy hitter. Thanks.”

“You don’t have to answer it if you don’t—”

“No! I was joking!” he interrupted, and the room laughed. “It’s fine, it’s a great question. It’s something I’ve thought about before, and I assume a lot of fans have thought about it, too. But it isn’t weird. It doesn’t weird me out. And I don’t say that because I get to make money sitting around talking to people or something vapid like that,” he explained. “It’s all relative, too. It’s not weird to me because I still do it with other people. I pay a metric shit ton of money to meet fuckin’ Metallica or something dumb like that. I am, on a regular basis, sitting where you are. So, no, it’s not weird to me at all.”

You nodded in agreement, relieved that he understood your question. Then he added, “And when you think about it…” He paused with a thoughtful frown. “Yeah, you know what, this is a private meet and greet, so I’m gonna go there. It’s not any different than sex work. You pay a sex worker for their time…” he said with a shrug. “This isn’t all that different. Except I’m sitting here and y’all have to stay over there.”

Again, the room laughed, but quieted quickly. With a few minutes left, you asked, “May I follow that up with another question?”

Jared’s easy smile nearly melted you in your chair. “No, you may no—absolutely, and thank you for your perfect grammar.”

He would be the death of you by the end of the day. “Alright,” you breathed. “Given that this interaction doesn’t weird you out and that you’re happy to do it and engage with us, how the fuck do you stay so grounded?”

That earned you his cackling laughter as Jared pitched forward on his stool. “I’m flattered that you think I’m grounded, but I’m really not. I’m… always out there,” he said as he gestured with a wave of his hand. “Dunno what that says about me, but that’s it. And it looks like they’re bringing up the shepherd’s crook to drag me away…”

The fans thanked him as Jared stood and waved, then walked to the divider door escorted by convention staff. You had not intended to lag behind the group, but you were glad to be the last to the door when a distinct psst! sounded behind you, followed by a ridiculous cough through which you heard your name and a turn around.

You whipped your head over your shoulder to find Jared leaning over the threshold of the divider with a shit-eating grin on his face. “See you in VIP after the main panel?”

With a laugh you said, “Sure. I’ll even save you a seat right next to mine.”

“Thanks, sweetheart.”

As much as you enjoyed the main panel, what with all of Jared and Jensen’s antics, you rushed from the auditorium the second it finished for the VIP room. Not that anything would start without them. Or you for that matter. But a chance to relax, to compose yourself and settle your nerves, beckoned you to the private room as fast as you dared walk.

Earlier in the weekend, the VIP group had discussed seating arrangements during each actor’s meet and greet. You had no preferences until it came down to Jared and Jensen. When you asked the group to be one of the two people to sit beside them both, nobody complained. In fact, only two other people spoke up; one wished to sit next to Jensen, and the other Jared.

So, when you returned to the room, you took a seat near the divider door from which actors had entered all weekend. The others arrived until the table had filled except for one chair on your right. In the next minute, Jensen rounded the door on his own and sneaked up to the table, no fanfare, no greeting. In fact, for a quick second, nobody but you had realized he had entered the room. And in that second, his eyes locked on yours, widened as he recognized you, then smiled his brilliant, toothy grin as he slipped a piece of paper into your hand.

The moment passed when he greeted the rest of the group. As far as you could tell, they were none the wiser to your connection with Jensen, and so, you unfolded the piece of paper and read the neat, angular script of Jensen’s draft handwriting.

I MISSED YOU.

A perfectly symmetrical heart ended the note. The world had quieted around you, drowned by the incessant buzzing in your head as you stared at the slip of paper. The chair melted away, the voices stopped chattering, laughter subsided, and the walls of the room vanished into thin air. When the faces around you blurred until they blended into the grey nothing in which you floated, reality crashed back into you with the heat of Jensen’s hand on your thigh.

As if from a thousand miles away, Jensen’s voice echoed until your hearing cleared and your vision focused. “Y/N? You okay? You’re not saying much.”

“Yeah, I’m fine,” you started. “Why? What was I doing?”

“Nothing,” Jensen said as he withdrew his hand. “But you looked like you were concentrating pretty hard on something.” He smirked at that, then glanced to your lap, his note still open in your hands.

“I… was thinking about my question,” you stuttered. “May I?”

Nods and shrugs rounded the table as you sat up a little straighter and cleared your throat. “Alright, so, hypothetically, let’s say Baby’s in the shop for an oil change. Nothing is wrong with her. Just. She’s not in a state to head out the door at a moment’s notice.”

“Routine maintenance, got it, thanks for clarifying, I almost had a heart attack,” Jensen said as he rubbed his chest with the heel of his palm and the others laughed.

“Right, so, she’s out of commission for the moment, but Dean and Sam get a call. The Bat-phone rings and you guys have to head out. What’s your go-to backup car? Dean won’t let you guys roll up in a woody minivan ever again. He’s gotta have a backup car.”

Jensen’s narrowed glare eyed you for a moment before he asked, “Does it have to be another classic muscle car?”

“No,” you replied. “No limits, no expectations. Although if you say a Prius, I might never want to talk to you again.”

Laughter filled the room as Jensen rolled his eyes at you. When the room quieted, he said, “I think… it’d have to be some sort of big fuck-off pickup truck.”

“Like John’s Chevy?” you asked.

His eyes lit up as he groaned a long, “Yes! Just like that. Kitted out to hell with hunter shit. Like, how the hell does Dean not have it? I think he does, fuck that, he has it some place. Or…” he continued, “Another option. I’d like a big fucking Lincoln with a giant steering wheel and a loud ass horn. Yeah. That’s my answer. The Chevy or the big land-boat Lincoln Continental. What about you?”

“Well,” you said as you smoothed the slip of paper in your hand, “lucky for you, but not so much for everyone else in the room, I’ve thought about this. My go-to would be either a 1972 Plymouth Barracuda, with the giant hemi block, or, a 1974 Dodge Monaco, with a black-white-black paint scheme.”

When Jensen’s glare narrowed again, you clarified. “Some faded Cook County police logos. Search lamps. Big steel bumpers. Maybe a giant megaphone on the roof…”

His eyes lit up again as the table laughed. “Ah. The Bluesmobile. Got it. An excellent choice. Why the Plymouth though?”

“Why not?” you chimed. “It’s awesome.”

“Fair enough,” Jensen said with a nod as he turned to the table and began to converse with the rest of the group.

While sated for the moment, you couldn't help but wish for more. Sure, you loved mind-blowing sex, but there was something about sharing a similar interest that felt so benign and yet meant so much more to you. But you’d taken up enough time of the meet and so, you held your tongue.

Jensen must have sensed your wants the entire ten minutes, for he continually connected with you in one way or another. A touch of your knee, your shoulder, your arm. Nothing too suggestive, but intimate enough for you to know his intent.

The remaining minutes passed in a blur and the session ended. Jensen stood as he bid the room goodbye. You wished him well and promised to see him again in the autograph line, to which he responded with a flash of his brilliant smile.

A lull settled over the room as you breathed deeply in a bid to slow your racing heart. Jared’s session loomed, minutes away, and though you'd prepared a question, your stomach churned and your mouth dried. Tongue thick and unwieldy, you debated on saying nothing the entire ten minutes.

But when the divider door opened one last time and Jared stepped through, your doubts vanished in a wisp of smoke.

“Hey, the high rollers, how's it hangin'?”

The group returned his greeting as he sat, a small plastic cup filled with ice and brown liquor on the table, dwarfed by his giant hands. The smell of whiskey filled your nose, and you wondered how many drinks he'd had since the main panel.

“Who's got a question? Or do you want me to just start babbling?” he asked as his eyes paused on yours with a knowing gleam. “I'm good at babbling.”

Another member of VIP immediately asked a question. As conversations kicked up, you fell quiet, suspicious of your own tongue and the secrets that might spill out of your mouth were you to open it. While he regularly connected with the fan to his right, his left hand never moved from your thigh, his thumb rubbing back and forth in a soothing motion. A small part of you worried that people might get the wrong impression, but hardly anyone could see where his hand rested. And even if they did, there seemed to be an understanding in the group; Jared liked physically connecting with fans.

They had no idea.

“Anybody got another question?”

“Yeah,” you piped up and Jared startled beside you with a squeeze of your thigh. “You and Jensen do a lot of hand to hand combat scenes. Do you perform most of those fights or do stunt doubles?”

Tension seeped from his massive shoulders. “Both. It depends on the stunt. But most fight choreography is us.”

You nodded as you continued your thought. “So do you train in any specific martial arts? Any staff on set that are trained?”

Jared nodded with a knowing smile, “Yeah, we've done some basic karate and MMA. Couple MMA folks on set keep us in line but, what's crazy about filming combat is that it just has to look good. Some blocks and strikes are so fast, the camera just can't see them, so sometimes we have to slow things down or rework the actual technique so that it shows well. Otherwise, what's the point, right? If it doesn’t look good on screen, then why put it on there?”

“Isn't that sort of the same thing with sex scenes?”

Jared’s eyes snapped to the fan across the table that had spoken, a silly grin on his face. He must have sensed the tension in your leg, for he smoothed it with a gentle stroke. “It is!” he started. “I hate filming sex scenes, they fucking suck, and like, not in a good way,” he added with a dorky grunt of a laugh.

“Wait, what do you mean?” another fan asked.

Jared squeezed your thigh once more then removed his hand. “It’s just awkward because they're trying to capture a scene, right? So, imagine you’re half naked on a set, it's cold, there's thirty people around you, most of them are stagehands and lighting guys,” he paused as he pivoted his chair towards you. “You’ve got your half naked co-star in your lap and she's hot as hell even with damn nipple pasties on and she's trying to maintain some sense of modesty and dignity through the whole damn thing while you try to not pop a fucking boner. Meanwhile,” he paused as a wild bout of laughter tore through the group. In that break, he reached out to hug you as though you were his acting partner. “Meanwhile, you've got a director shouting shit at you like, 'Move your shoulder down,' so you do that but now you're leaning the wrong way so he says, 'sit up straight,' so you do that, but then he goes, 'fix your belt buckle,' and you’re like 'what the fuck’ as you look down at your belt buckle and ruin the take.”

He leaned in closer to you, not close enough to wrap his arms around you, but near enough you smelled his cologne and shampoo and deodorant all at once and you damn near fell out of your chair. “So since you ruined the take, you gotta do it again, and you gotta remember every move you made in the previous take so they can maybe stitch different takes together without it looking like that had to do that because you fucked up, and that means kissing her all over again, and she's touching you, and kissing you back and fucking grinding her shit all over you, and what the hell are you supposed to do but try your best to make it look good even though you’re being yelled at in front of a damn audience and sometimes I think it'd be easier to just shoot an actual porno.”

Roaring laughter filled the room, and though you joined, your stare remained on Jared. He laughed with the group, cackling his loud cackle and leaning back as he clutched his stomach. Recovery required several seconds to take root, but when the mirth subsided and he righted his chair, the urge to speak overpowered your restraint. Under your breath you muttered your thought and Jared, bless his drunken little heart, managed to maintain his composure but for the grip of his hand as it returned to your thigh. Then his dark glare found yours, lingered for a breath, and slid to the staff that sat behind you.

“Looks like we’re done,” he said with a sigh. “It’s been rad, see ya’ll in autos.”

Before he stood, he checked his pockets to ensure he had his things, then, when satisfied, he turned to his right and hugged the woman that sat there. And then he turned to you, his gaze dark, his nose and brow a deep pink as he wrapped his arms around your shoulders. When he parted from you, his hand found yours and you nearly fumbled the paper he slipped into your fingers.

You palmed the note and kept it hidden beneath the table. Jared waved as he headed towards the divider door and passed through at the insistence of the staff, but not without one last lingering look for you. A hollow sense of emptiness replaced his presence, the seat beside you a gaping hole he had once occupied. The worst of your worries returned as your mind floundered in that deep endless nothing. After tonight, Jared and Jensen would head back to Vancouver—or Austin—and you would most likely never see them again. Not unless you spent another assload of money on a con. And how could you even justify doing that? Not like another con would come remotely close to comparing.

From beneath the tablecloth, you withdrew the slip of paper to find Jared’s messy handwriting had scrawled a short message.

Can’t wait to see you tonight.

Where Jensen’s neat hand had drawn a perfectly symmetrical heart, Jared’s sloppy hand had scribbled a lopsided pair of curved lines that, if you squinted, resembled a heart. Sort of. But that hastily written note had washed all your worries away, just as Jensen’s had earlier.

And they had each unwittingly given you the best autograph material a fan could ever want.

The con staff member took the slip of paper from you. When she looked it over, back and front, she looked up to you, then showed it to Jensen as she gave him a side-eyed stare. He finished his conversation with the woman ahead of you, then turned and startled when he spotted you.

“Hey,” he said as he stood in a rush and reached over the table to hug you. “I know I just saw you like half an hour ago, but I don’t care.”

“I’m not gonna complain,” you teased as you parted from him. “As long as you sign my weirdly accurate replica of your handwriting that I, Y/N, created, and you, Jensen, definitely did not write.”

“Uh,” he started as he took the slip from the woman seated beside him. “Yes. I will sign your replica of my handwriting, which very strangely accurate, is not at all creepy, and does not freak me out at all,” he retorted as he signed the bottom of the note with a black marker.

When he handed it back, you ensured that your fingers met his, a soft brush of the back of his hand. “Thanks,” you said with a coy smirk.

His smile mirrored yours. “No problem. See you ‘round, sweetheart.”

“Hey, this really creepy guy gave me this note, and I didn’t really have anything for you to sign, so can you sign it?”

Jared looked at his handwritten note, eyes wide and mouth agape as though terrified it had fallen into the wrong hands. But when he raised his head and found you, he slumped in his chair with an exaggerated sigh. “Fucking Christ, Y/N, you damn near gave me a heart attack.”

“Aw, but it’s such a sweet note,” you teased. “Even though the guy who gave it to me is a little creepy.”

He stuck his tongue out with a distorted frown and a roll of his eyes. “Do you really want me to sign this?”

You shrugged as you said, “Of course I do. I love it.”

“Oh. Okay…” he started with a small smile, then signed his name. He stood and leaned over the table for a hug, not waiting for you to reach him. He gathered you in his long arms and pulled you in tight, then whispered in your ear. “Meet in your room?”

“I’ll be there,” you muttered as you parted from him.

He handed your note back to you with a smile and a wink. “That’s my girl.”

Reblogs and feedback are awesome. If you want in on the tags, send me an ask or a DM!

UNCONVENTIONAL MASTER LIST

ALLEIRADAYNE’S SPN KINK BINGO MASTER LIST

ALLEIRADAYNE’S SPN MASTER LIST

The Whole Thang:

@atc74 @hannahindie @bevans87 @meganwinchester1999 @plaided-ani-on-hiatus @oneshoeshort @jonogueira @andkatiethings @elfinmox@wonderfulworldofwinchester @princessofthefandomrealm @just-another-busyfangirl @jmekitchens @81mysteriouslyme @dolphincliffs @seenashwrite @canadianspnhunter @meowmeow-motherfucker @depressed-moose-78 @staycejo1 @hobby27 @pretty-fortune @mypopculturediva @fanfictionjunkie1112 @sandlee44 @4llmywr1tings @claitynroberts @maddiepants @scarletluvscas @donnaintx @blackeyedangel9805 @rainflowermoon @winchesterprincessbride @lazinessisalliknow @the-is13 @waywardafgrandma @keymology @sister-winchesters99

Dean’s Dames (Jensen):

@supernatural-jackles @jerkbitchidjitassbutt

Unconventional:

@wayward-and-worn @evansrogerskitten @squirrelnotsam @jerkbitchidjitassbutt @pink1031 @kutie-stans @aomi-nabi @wilde-abandon @samwichesterssexyface @heavensheadbitch @amandamdiehl @thatonecurlygirl @deans-baby-momma @crookedslimecreatorpasta

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Franchise Retrospective: Friday the 13th Friday the 13th The Game "Oh shit this guy still on Friday the 13th?" Yep. See I wanted to review this a couple weeks ago but uh... well I haven't played my PS4 in awhile and like I popped in the disc 2 weeks ago and it just got done updating now for fucks sake. Ok first impression is that this is like a million steps up from that piece of shit NES game. There's a lot of fun shit here. A buncha cool maps, different versions of Jason with different abilities, a fuckton of Easter eggs for fans of the series. Honestly it's a fucking blast. Running and hiding from Jason is as scary as you'd imagine especially if you're like me and you fucking suck at video games, I always get lost, can't find what's needed, and genuinely am just bad. Playing as Jason is where it's fucking at and popping off a counselor's head is like way too satisfying, like "maybe I should speak to a professional" levels of enjoyment. There's a ton of ways to murder people and unlocking all the different ways will have you going back for more and more because you suddenly realized you're a psychopath and you need to quench your newly discovered bloodlust. Congrats. My biggest gripe is this game is pretty much geared towards online multiplayer. If you're like me and are notorious among your friends for being terrible at video games well I pretty much avoid games like this at all cost mostly because I don't like being called a bunch of unfortunate slurs by strangers. I tend to gravitate towards single player campaigns with strong storylines which is basically non-existent in this game. But the fact that even though I am absolutely not a fan of games like this yet still went back for more and will probably continue playing even after this review should say a lot about how fun this game really is. Murder dem kids all day every day. Happy Mother's Day to one of horror's greatest moms, Pamela Voorhees and a happy 40th anniversary to the film that started this all, Friday the 13th! https://www.instagram.com/p/CABPkqOFwuD/?igshid=1rlpx9028afpv

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February 28th, 2019 CTP Archive

The archive for the Comic Tea Party chat that occurred on February 28th, 2019, from 5PM - 7PM PST. The chat focused on Zenchav by Draco Plato.

Featured Comment:

Chat:

RebelVampire

COMIC TEA PARTY- THURSDAY BOOK CLUB START!

Good evening, everyone~! This week’s Thursday Book Club is officially beginning! Today we are discussing Zenchav by Draco Plato~! (http://khyatix.com/)

Remember that Thursday discussions are completely freeform! However, every 30 minutes I will drop in OPTIONAL discussion questions in case you’d like a bit of a prompt. If you miss out on one of these prompts, you can find them pinned for the chat’s duration. Additionally, remember that while constructive criticism is allowed, our focus is fun and respectfully appreciating the comic. All that said, let’s begin!

QUESTION 1. What is your favorite scene in the comic so far and why?

Draco Plato

hmmmm

flips through chapters quickly

RebelVampire

just say all the scenes cause as the creator its the one time you can get away with it XD

Draco Plato

I'm sure I have a favorite

shiz everything exists on a neutral plan of emotion

RebelVampire

for my favorite scene im gonna pick that time everyone was pursued by spiky chia pets and oziel and ara argued to the point damian snapped his finger at them and told them to focus.

Draco Plato

I was leaning towards that myself too

RebelVampire

damian did what we all wanted to do deep down in that moment

Draco Plato

yeeeeeah

I love the finger snap

I always enjoy drawing the damon and lyall scenes the most

I like chapter 14 but I think it was a bit hurried seeming overall.

I picked up the pace for webcomic time but I think I should have slowed it down a bit there

that was my favorite chapter to draw recently tho cause damon and lyall

Kabocha

I think... My favorite scene is a toss up. I really liked Nadia and Damon's meeting -- Damon's priorities are basically mine: "OOO SPARKLY" http://khyatix.com/Zenchav/Volume1/ZenchavVolume1#p=98 But I also really liked how crushed Damon was when he burnt up Liberty's body. http://khyatix.com/Zenchav/Volume3/ZenchavVolume3#p=157 Can't do anything else? Well, at least I can make sure nobody asks too many questions right~?

Draco Plato

aaaaaaaaaaaaah

I have so many mixed feelings about damon burning his daughter's body

like was that a GOOD decision? it's so morbid

I always get a laugh out of that

Kabocha

It felt pretty emotional

and yessss

I really like the first volume a lot, to be honest. The art in it has a lot of character which helps the black and white pop

Draco Plato

yeah I agree! Whenever I re-read it I think the early chapters actually have a lot of charm to them

I used to be really bothered by the flaws but that doesn't really bother me now

Kabocha

Yeah They're cute! And... Damon was... very angsty in volume 2's start

Draco Plato

hahah his brief gangster look

RebelVampire

it was nice to see damon grow up from an innocent boy into angst rage machine into hi everyone im stay at home dad who makes jam

Kabocha

it is pretty fun when you get very... uh... ...I don't know the term but when you pull the expressions pretty far and make them somewhat more cartoony

Draco Plato

yeah! I agree. I think I pushed limits a bit more in the earlier chapters. Honestly I think my disdain for drawing shines through too much now

I mean, it all looks great, lmao

Kabocha

"Oh, I like it when you touch me" -- Sayeth Lyall, volume 2, page 12

Draco Plato

Aaaaaaaaaaah, I feel so awkward about those early scenes

where lyall's feelings start shining through

Kabocha

Lyall honestly just needs anyone's affection

RebelVampire

another scene i like is http://khyatix.com/Zenchav/Volume3/ZenchavVolume3#p=42 where damon and lyall are flirting sort of and rex just shows hes watching and hes very bored. i think it was a great way to bring rex back in while also paying off on all that tension buildup of him coming back.

Draco Plato

he just needs damon's affection

Kabocha

...Damon's hair is also kinda kelpie-ish, so I meaaaaaaaan

Draco Plato

yeah I liked that scene too!! and that's true, I hadn't thought he looked a bit like kelpie there

I'm kinda with what Dark said about wtf is going on with his hair in chapter 5

like yep, that's why it lasted a very short time that look

oh i remember my fave scene now

Kabocha

What did Dark say?

Draco Plato

i need to find it

she wasn't a fan of the chapter 5 damon hair, which I agree with since I'm not a fan of it either

Kabocha

I don't dislike it, he just seems very... ...high stress right now

RebelVampire

i like to think damon's early life is characterized by phases. you got the angst phase, the emo phase, the cute kid phase, the weird flirt with your uncle phase

Kabocha

all business, no play

Draco Plato

there it is, the scene that always haunts me in re reads

oh that's true Rebel, it very much is

Kabocha

cough There's inappropriate jokes that one could make about coming in handy

But I'm not going to make them tonight

Draco Plato

I just...that line in retrospect is so BAD

Kabocha

But it's Lyall~

Draco Plato

i think that's the only time he really had pedo bear vibes

maybe not the only but the biggest

Kabocha

http://khyatix.com/Zenchav/Volume2/ZenchavVolume2#p=38 This page, Lyall's like... "This woman's going to kill me, Damon, and everyone in this neighborhood"

Draco Plato

there's also that time

Kabocha

What does Nadia do, anyway? Is she actually a mob boss? I know she's gonna be different in the upcoming video, but... >:D

Draco Plato

Lyall thinking she's a homewrecker there ruining his chance at future happiness as Damon's husbando

Yeah she's the head of her mafia

her backstory is actually the same as the animated version but without the interference

https://youtu.be/gGdGFtwCNBE

that's my song for lyall in chapter five

Kabocha

"I feel like I've known her" -- "Oh, yeah, last time around, she tried to kill you a buncha times, and I heard she's gonna do it again."

Draco Plato

wheeeeezes

Kabocha

"Also, she's your sister. Or will be. Different lives and all."

Draco Plato

It just gets worse

#TrueLove

Kabocha

I wonder what their entanglements were like in previous lives >:D

RebelVampire

you know what other scene i like? this scene http://khyatix.com/Zenchav/Volume2/ZenchavVolume2#p=48 where lyall tells damon he didnt love liberty. partly cause it was cute seeing damon be this angsty adult and get hit with the reality stick in such a way hes still little boy shocked that this is a thing that could happen. and it was also nice cause lyall revealed something in an angry outburst and thus one more truth was added to the truth pile

Draco Plato

i really should have made a chart for Nadia's lives, the main one I know that has her and Damon together before that life is when she was Lili's sister

Oh Oh I like that scene too!!

Kabocha

I would be interested in seeing Lili's sister

and aaaaaaaaaaaaa, yes. Lyall: Truth teller in bad situations

Draco Plato

I can always feel a mini heart attack when Lyall says he didn't love her

cause I know how much that hurts damon

Kabocha

"you made my mother a whore and you didn't even CARE?"

Draco Plato

Lili's sister doesn't have much to her, she married Muir at the same time as Lili but ended up leaving and letting Lili and Muir be alone

Damon was too pure then, lol(edited)

he was really hung up on the sleeping with his mom thing for a long time

Kabocha

I can't blame him, especially if he thought it was gonna damn Liberty to hell

but nope, just ends up with her coming back one day as a cute smol girl

Also... Lyall has no last name. JUST TAKE DAMON'S! nau

Where did the nickname Sha come from by the way?

Draco Plato

actually why didn't he take Liberty's last name

Oh!!! Lol nobody has ever asked before

She wanted to call him a shark but he lacks the bite so she dropped the k

looking back on this nickname it doesn't make much sense lmao

I think it originates from an earlier version that made more sense

RebelVampire

i like to think that lyall not taking a last name was his way of rejecting the permanence of their situation. but also not having a last name sounds helpful when in the mob. "Hey Joe you gonna kill that Lyall fellow we were ordered to kill?" "Which Lyall?" "I don't know man. Let's just pick one."

Draco Plato

truuuuue

altho how common a name is Lyall

CalimonGraal(Fenauriverse)

"but joe theres like 20 other lyalls" "just kill them all"

Draco Plato

LOL

omg XD

Kabocha

It soon became the great Lyall purge of 1930

Draco Plato

Lyall: I don't have a last name because I'm waiting to marry you and take yours

Kabocha

Lyall probably used that pickup line a few times

"I don't have a last name, but why don't I borrow yours for the night~?"

Draco Plato

ffffft

sadly i don't think that's one he'd use since it's rather personal to him

CalimonGraal(Fenauriverse)

also i'm not sure what y favorite scene is theres a lot of them lol

Draco Plato

it's okay, my mind went blank too

and I should know all the scenes

Kabocha

pick a volume, flip through, find your favorite

Draco Plato

i know cali's fave

CalimonGraal(Fenauriverse)

which one

LMAO

RebelVampire

QUESTION 2. As shown in the comic, Apus has been going on quite a recruiting spree. How do you think Damian will adjust to his new life situation, especially after what happened? How will Damian deal with Damon joining the Demon Council? What do you think the story is with Firosofi and Euripides? Will they adjust to their life there and will the others adjust to them? Will recruiting Draco go smoothly, or will matters be complicated because of Draco’s situation with B.I.T.E.? What do you think is up with Earth suddenly recruiting so many demons and non-humans all at once? Lastly, do you think Amai will learn to do field work, and how might it change her?

Draco Plato

i'mma delete that one for gore tho

Kabocha

Damian's going to angst a lot when he finds out his dad's on the Demon council. And then be like "MY FATHER BETRAYED US" And worry a lot. And continue to be grumpy until he becomes older Damian.

CalimonGraal(Fenauriverse)

i feel like damian will go crazy and become numb to all the weirdness

and then take wizard drugs

become damon

Kabocha

But also they're just gonna ship him off to the future to hang out with his dad, soooo

Draco Plato

i feel like these questions would have been good for me to ponder before writing

OoO spoils Damian's immediate future, lolol

Kabocha

Ooop, Damian, you're gonna sleep with that hot bird-brained nurse~

Draco Plato

why is the Earth recruiting all these people, I just figured apus was understaffed

aaaaaah that spoiler!!!

their romance took a flight

Kabocha

It definitely did... You could say their hearts fluttered like little wings

Draco Plato

Vivi was born from a little egg

not that it's relevant but it's cute

RebelVampire

i like to think Earth just felt like it. was bored and said "you know what would be funny? is if i put all these demons at apus and force the people i 'hired' to get along with them. this sounds like a fun social experiment."

Draco Plato

I mean I feel that's about as hard as she thought about it

but now I feel I should think of a good reason and make it seem like I had something deep behind it

Kabocha

Vivi was born from an egg, eh? :3

I'm kind of curious now

CalimonGraal(Fenauriverse)

plot twist, apus is just earth's ant farm but with people and demons

Draco Plato

yuuuuuus

omg XD

anytime someone mentions an antfarm I remember the one my bro had, where all the ants came dead except one and that one ant worked hard to bury all the other ants(edited)

CalimonGraal(Fenauriverse)

rip ant

burying it's brethren

Draco Plato

antfarms are SAD

just burying all your dead kin

symbolically damon will be the ant

and we'll pretend this was a metaphor

Kabocha

Apus as an ant farm? I guess The Earth hasn't changed. She's just gonna try to burn it next time Damon shows up

Draco Plato

nah tho, Apus is meant to protect the earth

probably

CalimonGraal(Fenauriverse)

maybe

we just dont know

Draco Plato

but she allows the demon council too

and is an aid to rex

so the earth plays both teams

CalimonGraal(Fenauriverse)

news reporter interviews the earth "Miss earth? why did you create apus?" "lol idk i just wanted to"

RebelVampire

ya know consider earth talks to both sides, its more like these are her little play soldiers and she got more from the store so she could have an epic battle.

Kabocha

Cadence got her planet in the end

Draco Plato

baaaasically

her being the earth is totally karma for having made a planet

and not being it's planet seed

CalimonGraal(Fenauriverse)

i just imagined like a fight going on and someone jumping at someone

but in realityits just earth throwing one of her play soldiers at another one

Kabocha

She doesn't seem to hate it at least. She's probably like, "heh, I'll show you whose Karma fucked them up"

Draco Plato

muahahaha

I think the rational was that she wanted to see which side would win out

the planet itself is neither good nor evil, a neutral party

if a planet becomes totally good or totally evil it will end

because it must exist within duality

so that makes me think her ultimate goal would be to make it either totally good or totally evil so that it can die

since that would be freedom in a sense for her soul

Yes, beautiful, perfect earth

she don't care which time wins, just so long as someone does

Kabocha

YEP

she finally got it

a shame Samantha couldn't think big tho

Draco Plato

so much of Soul Hymn is still in the air tbh, especially with Sam

Kabocha

unless she's working with Decebal...

Draco Plato

cause I thought it'd be fun to make her more of an important baddie

Kabocha

"Yeah, I'll let you be the planet seed if you help me out*

Draco Plato

fffffft, being a planet seed is the last thing she wants

Kabocha

Sam wasn't really listening, she heard "You get a planet"

Draco Plato

it may be fun if sam is an antagonist to both erik and decebal

since if she regains her powers she'd be quite a formidable foe

RebelVampire

maybe lets bring the topic back to zenchav at this point XD

CalimonGraal(Fenauriverse)

"you get a planet and you get a planet"

Draco Plato

Decebal becomes Oprah

Damian will not be pleased Damon joined the DC

nope

CalimonGraal(Fenauriverse)

but hey he gets to spend time with his daddy

i guess

Draco Plato

I actually don't know if they'll ever meet face to face during that time tho

CalimonGraal(Fenauriverse)

O_O

damon and rex i mean

lmao

Draco Plato

LOL

Damon is so happy about that, yeeeeah

RebelVampire

my question implied damian adjusts at all. which i would argue damian doesnt adjust to anything. just sits in eternal grump land.

hey

damon got new clothes already

id say thats a great dad

Draco Plato

LOL you make an excellent point Rebel

but they're not blue see, they have to be blue, so he's sad

Kabocha

Question: Will we get to see Mr. Philosophy get a sword

Draco Plato

Yes!

Kabocha

YES

Draco Plato

Firo has two swords

RebelVampire

i think Amai will be fine with field work cause firo can do all the heavy lifting metaphorically speaking. or ya know he could sip tea and wave at her from afar

Draco Plato

Firo actually can't kill anyone because it would be too kind a death for them

Kabocha

Then he gets to be mad at Dakin and Amai all the time :3

CalimonGraal(Fenauriverse)

one to put jam on his toast and the other to poke things

Draco Plato

this is true, firo will do way more heavy lifting than Amai

buuuuut Amai will probably have plant powers like Dakin

which wasn't in the story originally so tentatively she'll be a bit more bad ass when she awakens to that

firo doesn't get mad

RebelVampire

by that implication amai doesnt know she has the plant powers?

Draco Plato

if firo gets mad that's gotta be something really really bad

nah Amai thinks she has no powers atm

she's been very sheltered

CalimonGraal(Fenauriverse)

would he get mad if someone cut him off on the freeway

Kabocha

bwahahahaha

Draco Plato

No O_O

Kabocha

WHAT

he is inhuman!

Draco Plato

He got mad once as a kid tho

CalimonGraal(Fenauriverse)

say if it isnt so

Draco Plato

kid cut off his ponytail

CalimonGraal(Fenauriverse)

off with his head

Draco Plato

yus O_O you don't touch Firo's hair

but he probably wouldn't get mad at that now

but there is a time when he will get mad

maybe more than one

Kabocha

He didn't even get mad when his life was threatened, so

I mean

he's a pretty chill dude

RebelVampire

will it be at damon for damon being a little rex puppet murderer?

Kabocha

I almost wrote "Chill dad" and then I was like

"naaaaaaaaaah"

Draco Plato

oh firo having his life threatened was like a tuesday, no biggie

nah he won't get mad at damon

EveryoneLovesDamon

RebelVampire

Firo: I'm not mad at you, Damon. Just disappointed.

Draco Plato

YES!

that'll happen

Damon: But I looooove him father

/shot

RebelVampire

damon goes home and rex tells him the same thing, that hes not mad, just disappointed. only then rex kills some kid or something.

Draco Plato

Rex just makes Damon's wounds heal slower

when he's mad at him

RebelVampire

you know

thats a lot more tame then i realistically expected

good on rex

Kabocha

sorry, I got distracted reading OoO again

Poor Damian

Draco Plato

yeah, damon is the fave

RebelVampire

slightly less of a jackass than he couldve been

Draco Plato

ffffft, that's a good reason to get distracted, lol

Rex to damon's other siblings is pretty swift to kill

so they have to tip toe a lot more

I think Damian is pretty lucky

got to go to school in the future, meet all those kooky people

damian at apus is interesting tho since there's more reasons than just damon at the DC he's sour about

RebelVampire

on the otherhand, he got to go to school and meet all those kooky people and deal with a huge jump in technology and his dad being a wizard. it may perhaps contribute to the grump.

you mean like liberty being dead O_O

Draco Plato

nervous laughter

CalimonGraal(Fenauriverse)

shes fine

its just jam

RebelVampire

QUESTION 3. In recent events, Damon has been forced by his father to join the Demon Council. What activities do you think Damon will be doing for the Demon Council? Will Damon manage to fit in there, or will he stick out too much? Will he at least be able to get along with his new sister Theia? As time passes, do you think Damon will come to agree with Rex’s ideals? Or, do you think he’ll stay steadfast in his own beliefs? Do you think Damon will find out Damian is alive and with Apus? How might this change his actions in the future? Also, how might his relationship with Lyall change him? Do you think Rex will keep his promise of not hurting Lyall? Finally, will Damon reconnect with Purusha’s life to escape the darkness?

Kabocha

wait, I'm mis-remembering things... Who is Dakin's dad XD

Draco Plato

Firosofi

Amai is his mom

CalimonGraal(Fenauriverse)

firosofi more like

Draco Plato

sorta

CalimonGraal(Fenauriverse)

firosofty

Draco Plato

it's complicated

wheeps

was so surprised when there was a Firo in Baccano

https://tenor.com/view/firo-playing-baccano-gif-11864371

RebelVampire

#spoilers

CalimonGraal(Fenauriverse)

i think rex will make damon think hes gonna make him do really bad stuff, but he just makes him sit down and play chess all day

Draco Plato

Rex: Damon, I want you to be the greatest chess master to ever live. Damon: Father....I hate to break it to you but that's never going to happen, I'm an idiot.

damon can probably play chess

RebelVampire

maybe damon will get super good at chess cause chess is half just about remembering the patterns and knowing the best move for each pattern.

and damon can make little dresses for the chess pieces

Draco Plato

ffffft

Kabocha

Lyall would make very pretty chess pieces

Draco Plato

Lyall is very good at chess

Kabocha

Damon would make them regal clothing, befitting their stations in life

CalimonGraal(Fenauriverse)

rex walks in sees his chess set all mangled with pretty dresses

Draco Plato

damon says plz he's not that much of a loser

weeps

I think Damon's ideals already died long ago

he mostly just wants to not die and not have Lyall die

probably

Kabocha

he'll get better one day

Draco Plato

when he goes insane

What will damon be doing at the DC ponders

CalimonGraal(Fenauriverse)

eat donuts

Draco Plato

a mystery

RebelVampire

hes gonna make up for lost time. go on fishing trips with rex. fight over a stuffed animal with theia, etc. etc.

Draco Plato

Damon can't taste donuts tho

€heshire777

Nggh, I missed it

CalimonGraal(Fenauriverse)

plot twist DC means donut council

Draco Plato

omg XD

€heshire777

Oops

CalimonGraal(Fenauriverse)

yer right on time cheshire

Draco Plato

oh yeah, him and Theia will wrestle all right

RebelVampire

we still have an hour left to go

€heshire777

Too bad I didn't read all of it...

Draco Plato

that's okay~!

it is 400 something pages

€heshire777

I usally do tho

Ah well

Draco Plato

no worries~

Kabocha

Well, that's fine Cheshire! You can chime in about what you did read

or are you just here to talk about how much you didn't?

€heshire777

I'll talk! I confess!

Kabocha

https://giphy.com/gifs/the-simpsons-excellent-mr-burns-8fen5LSZcHQ5O

So, I think it'll be interesting going forward, to see what happens more with Firo and his buddies -- mostly because I read the original draft once upon a time, and Amai is very dear to me. XD I wanna see her do more stuff! Yell at her mom! Ask Pavonis why he's such a stick in the mud

RebelVampire

its also fine to just live read and comment your feelings as you read, @€heshire777 ~!

Draco Plato

awwww, I'll make sure to put her in more knowing that ;3;

Kabocha

So uh, is Pavo's original... backstory... still valid

Draco Plato

yus I think so

Kabocha

wherein he was so in love with Earth and...

cackle

RebelVampire

you cant just ask pavo why he's a stick in the mud. mostly because i expect itll wind up like that time he tried to explain apus to damian and damian was just like "whaaaaat"

Draco Plato

he lived in ancient greece sometime

LOL

Pavonis: You know what, you're clearly not going to get this, go see the nurse

Kabocha

Pavonis has no middle ground either. Either he's with Earth and Apus, or he's a demon, helping Rex commit atrocities.

Draco Plato

pavonis has a really really thin line between good and evil

pavonis would be evil for the earth

he wouldn't second guess it

Kabocha

http://khyatix.com/Zenchav/Specials/ZenchavSpecials#p=64 I see you, Sotiris (http://khyatix.com/world <- see the dark reddish brown-life)

Draco Plato

loooooool

i really like that special

and it's plot based too

but sotiris looks like a freakin chef there

I keep wanting to do more with Minos, now that they're at the DC I'm hoping I can have him show up

RebelVampire

i do think thats the best of the specials. just cause it was nice to see lyall before he became a bitter old house wife who was jilted by rex.

yes

do that

cause with this special in mind i want to see minos and lyall interact

Kabocha

Yeah! I wanna see what's happened to Minos -- Rex didn't kill him for that but I do wonder what he'd have done to him

RebelVampire

cause for lyall its been eons, for minos probably not that many eons

Draco Plato

yeah!! it actually hasn't been that long for Minos since lyall was pregnant with rex's kids

before then Lyall and Minos used to whore around together

Kabocha

Rex disappears for a few minutes, comes back with Lyall and an extremely scarred Damon

Draco Plato

i mean they never slept with each other but they'd pick up women together

YEP

It's actually probably been a few years since Theia got there

but between rex dropping lyall off and picking damon up that's probably a few days at the DC

if Rex bothered to wait, which I think he did cause he changed his clothes

but in one of my stories that may just be an hour later

Kabocha

Rex goes to get some tea

remembers, "Oh yeah, I should pick up Lyall."

Draco Plato

and change my clothes while I'm at it :>

/shot

that's just damon tho

probably

altho rex is pretty fashionable

Kabocha

Hehehe

So anyway, there's reincarnations, time travel shenanigans, and lots and lots of suffering for Damon.

RebelVampire

the changing clothes is just part of their genes. encoded on their dna.

Kabocha

And we're just getting started

Draco Plato

Lyall can do that

he often makes clothes with his powers

since he can make any organic material so he makes it soft like fabric

RebelVampire

maybe its a rule in the DC. no outfit is allowed to be worn for over 3 hours.

Draco Plato

nah, that's the rule in OoO

7 times damon?!?

if it's a joke nobody will blame the creator for clothing ADD

RebelVampire

i wonder if therell be a love triangle between damon, lyall, and minos.

Kabocha

Oh my

Draco Plato

Oh nooooooo

minos is an asshole so probably not

amongst other reasons

but alternatively will sotiris and theia ever have a thing

Kabocha

https://giphy.com/gifs/jaw-drop-oooooh-6FymBmqKeBrl6

Draco Plato

I honestly don't know atm

RebelVampire

well theyd at least be a sexy pairing

and lyall could make "hey stop touching my daughter maybe" faces

Kabocha

Having read Out of Order, I kind of can't wait to find out about how Damon and Claire meet in this life. I've heard rumors that it is ... bordering on "not good"

Draco Plato

oooooooh, it's fun!

I really like randolph and claire at apus

they were actually with each other longer than they were with damon

not as a couple of course

and Damian is older than both of them, lolol

well maybe not randolph, i dunno, it's a toss up

RebelVampire

one day after many people die, damian will sit there going "wait a second im the older person here"

Kabocha

Randolph and Claire were a duo?

Draco Plato

oh gawd no

but they both worked at Apus together

Claire was raised there from age 13 and Randolph took care of security

Randolph had his own room that he stayed in almost exclusively but people have to visit him cause he's the techno master

uh room being where all his security systems are

claire was a field worker though

so basically claire and damian would visit him and bicker

RebelVampire

QUESTION 4. An ominous tone seems to be setting in on the future. What do you think Pavonis meant in saying that Firosofi’s arrival signaled “certain things were set into motion?” Does it have something to do with the declaration of war that Oziel claimed recruiting Damian would be? Is it something else entirely that has more to do with Firosofi, Damon, or someone else? Of the characters we’ve met, who in Apus and who in the Demon Council do you think will clash first? What do you think will happen? Overall, do you think the conflicts between Apus and the Demon Council will ever be solved? As a last bonus, what time periods do you think we’ll see in the comic considering it involves time travel?

Kabocha

Firosofi's going to take over the story soon, and we're gonna see him go face down his destiny... And reclaim his last name...

..................No?

RebelVampire

wait wait

this is why lyall didnt have a last name

theyre going on the quest together

Kabocha

Firosofi X and Lyall WHY

Draco Plato

fffffffffft

CalimonGraal(Fenauriverse)

and something Z

Draco Plato

will they ever even meet

who knows

CalimonGraal(Fenauriverse)

o wait zenchav

Draco Plato

muahahah

what time periods would people want to see

Kabocha

There we go. The mysteries of the plot, explained.

Draco Plato

i have some up in the air atm

CalimonGraal(Fenauriverse)

cavemen

Draco Plato

LOL

dies

Kabocha

I'd honestly like to see some mid-2000s Damon. Baggy jeans, Anime hair... Debating who's better: Trunks or Vegeta

Draco Plato

That we will see!!

already in there

Kabocha

(It's totally Trunks, by the way.)

CalimonGraal(Fenauriverse)

damon: ugga ugg lyall: ugga ugga damon: ugh >_>

€heshire777

Steampunk Damon

Draco Plato

I do love trunks but i love vegeta too

steampunk would be pretty awesome

I think I can do that

Kabocha

Damon WOULD go for a Steampunk aesthetic

Draco Plato

he totally would

He's going to have a hell of a motorcycle collection, lol

Kabocha

Next world they go to in OoO will be a steampunk world, totally

Draco Plato

Claire's original clothing aesthetic was supposed to be steampunk too

but it looked too out of place

that'd be good for OoO tho, i'll think about it for that

cause I have it kind of wide open atm for where it's going

oh I know where i can fit steampunk into Zen

muahahah

€heshire777

Goth

RebelVampire

i cant think of a good time period so im just gonna go with ancient egypt. where someone can sneak into a tomb and write a message in the hopes it confuses the heck out of future archaeologists

Draco Plato

goth will be in the animated version!

ancient egypt would be interesting, I hadn't considered that

i remember an older version I had them live in ancient persia for awhile

Kabocha

YES

Ancient Persia would be awesome!

€heshire777

Chinese?

Kabocha

Some of the clothing they have in pseudo-historical Bollywood films... it's so pretty

Draco Plato

Chinese would be good too!! I was just appreciating their clothing the other day

true!!!

Damon will go to india at one point

Kabocha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7K4vGYL9zI Allow me to share this song with you

Draco Plato

!!!! I LOVE THAT SONG

that actor does such a good job in that movie too

RebelVampire

thats good damon gets to go to india. i think it will suit him ;3;

€heshire777

Caveman?

Kabocha

It also fits the overall reincarnation theme, too, I think

Draco Plato

cavemen would be so weird XD

€heshire777

I like weird

RebelVampire

if lyall went with him, cavemen would murder him cause thats 0 tech zone

Draco Plato

oh yeah, that's right Firo is from India too

Lyall says that sounds like where Rex would send him

€heshire777

Ok, and lost you again...

Kabocha

Firosofi's one of the recently introduced characters -- he's more clearly introduced here: http://khyatix.com/Zenchav/Volume3/ZenchavVolume3#p=63

€heshire777

That's just about where I'm at

Draco Plato

oh yeah~!

he's also Haranasa

€heshire777

If you say so...

Kabocha

Well, Draco would be the one to say so... as the creator

RebelVampire

are we going to get to see oziel more? i need more oziel spunk in my life.

Kabocha

http://khyatix.com/Zenchav/Volume3/ZenchavVolume3#p=80

Draco Plato

coughs I'm honestly not sure what Oziel's future is in the story atm

but I can add him more if you want

I know some other people liked him too

ah both names at once there, lolol

€heshire777

Who was that again? (edited)

RebelVampire

more i just think theres potential between him and damian. cause of the whole ya know, you got my sister murdered

Draco Plato

that fellow is oziel

€heshire777

He's cool

Draco Plato

yeah I agree Rebel, I've been thinking that should be explored more too

I always like Oziel's hair

Kabocha

I like Ara better

Draco Plato

fun fact he was in a wheelchair for a portion of his life

Kabocha

and I wanna know what the fuck Ara did to get his future lives the way he did XD

Draco Plato

LOL

Kabocha

(But this... is not... in Zenchav yet... I'm speaking partly about stuff that I know that is... spoilers...)

OK Draco, Draco

Draco Plato

Ara ara ara, ahahah

Kabocha

if you could pick one character that's not Damon to make super sparkly

who would you choose

Draco Plato

Firo~

€heshire777

Atlantis would be cool

Draco Plato

Firo was originally the main

Atlantis is a great idea

yeah I can use atlantis

Kabocha

atlantis would be cool

€heshire777

I'll just keep suggesting stuff as long as you'll let me

Moon base

Draco Plato

loooooool, would be too sailor moon

Kabocha

DRACO I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE SO MUCH COOL STUFF

Draco Plato

awwwwww ;3;

I really want more firo now

I never get to draw him

but i'll be in the most recent chapter

€heshire777

Norse?

Viking era?

Draco Plato

That's a good idea too, I could do that

I used to love Norse mythology

altho marvel kinda eeeeehed me a bit to it

even tho i like marvel

€heshire777

Yeah. same

Marvel nut

Draco Plato

me too

well....I haven't read all the comics

cause there's ALOT

€heshire777

Oop, cell service

Bye

RebelVampire

i was just about say draco, youre gonna be stuck drawing firo for quite a while now in this upcoming arc.

Draco Plato

laters, Cheshire :3

Not as much as I'd like cause he mostly stands in the BG

which means I'll cut him out of panels a lot for drawing time

buuuut I think the chapter after he really stands out

and tbf shading his hair sucks so much

RebelVampire

this almost sounds creepy. draco and amai talking in the forefront, firo just in the background of the shot smiling at the reader all the time, as if to say i see you.

Draco Plato

that'd be so in character for Firo XD

this is why he can't be the MC

actually I think most of it is Draco talking to his peeps tho

buuuuuut

I dunno maybe I'll add in more firo

cause him just standing there in the BG of chapter 13 was kinda lame too

RebelVampire

maybe he and draco can at least share a warm hug

CalimonGraal(Fenauriverse)

i wanna see them hug

Draco Plato

>w> well that will probably happen

draco can leap onto him in a bear hug

Kabocha

Hugs for everyone!

RebelVampire

i cannot picture this bear hug. although i can picture euri and amai being like wtf

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kester flarebossmalva’s favorite online games

you like games, right? everybody likes games!

everything here is playable for free right in your browser. my favorites are pretty varied, so take a look, there's sure to be something you like on this list

feel free to reblog this post! i’ll update it periodically as i discover new favorites!

last update 03/29/17

basic - probably the most straightforward, mindless idle/incremental game i have ever played. fun time-waster

bloons tower defense series - i love tower defense games and i feel like these are some of the best tower defense games out there. lots of varied maps, enemies, and tower types (all of which can be upgraded, and many of which have multiple upgrade paths)

bubsy visits the james turrell retrospective - where do i begin with this one... okay, first of all, it’s by the people who made sonic dreams collection, so that might give you some idea of what you’re in for. pretty short but takes some surprising turns along the way. a true experience

candy box series - idle/incremental games with ascii art. starts out simple but gets a lot more complicated as you progress. i’d say it has a lot of easter eggs but actually virtually the entire game is an easter egg

clicking bad - while it’s aimed at breaking bad fans, and probably best enjoyed by them, i played this before watching breaking bad and i had a fine old time. it’s another idle/incremental game; you make meth, try to improve its purity over time so you can earn more money, and avoid the dea

cookie clicker - everyone knows about this one by now, right? it’s an idle/incremental game involving cookies, among other things. also i attempted to hack it once and completely broke the prestige system somehow but then again i don’t know much javascript

coma - you may need to use a walkthrough for this one, as it isn’t always clear what to do next and the controls are a bit fussy; however, i think it’s worth it just for how fucking cool this game looks and sounds

congamoeba - make buddies, unicellular style. simple, cute game where you interact with other amoebas using a language that you learn as the game progresses

critter mound - my personal favorite idle game. your goal is to breed the best critters (it’s never really specified what they are exactly, though they’re most likely insectoid) and go to war with other critters. i’ve played this game all the way through several times now, and, seeing as a full playthrough takes quite some time, that’s a testament to how fun this game is

cube escape series - room escape games with surreality and horror elements. you’re going to need to think creatively to solve these! in my opinion, cube escape: seasons (the one linked to above) is the best and the most effective as a stand-alone, but all games in the series are worth playing

a dark room - rather stylish idle/incremental game that, like candy box, starts out simple but gets a lot more complicated as you progress. i’ve never beat this one but i got far enough that a lot of weird shit was happening. a neat time

daymare town - visually interesting point-and-click game with a bit of a creepy atmosphere, if you’re into that kinda thing

don’t escape series - while these play like room escape games, they have essentially the opposite premise: instead of trying to escape, you’re trying to seal yourself in. each game is its own story, and all have multiple endings depending on the choices you make. horror/fantasy/sci-fi themes

don’t get spooked - if you like really silly horror, really silly monsters, various creepypasta tropes (and characters!), and halloween in general, then play this

don’t shit your pants - sounds pretty easy, i know. typing-based game with multiple achievements/endings to unlock (most of them involve shitting your pants)

factory balls series - unfortunate name aside, these are puzzle games where you’re shown a ball with a certain pattern on it and have to recreate that pattern exactly

haunt the house - you’re a ghost whose mansion has become infested with partygoers! oh no! try and scare them all out of the house, but don’t get them too scared or they might jump out a window or something

i am an insane rogue ai - you’re an insane rogue ai! pretty self-explanatory. hack computer systems and kill humans, basically

i wish i were the moon - really neat simple game with multiple endings to unlock. it’s essentially about a love triangle

infectonator series - ever felt like causing a zombie apocalypse? well, now you can! each level has you attempting to infect the population of a given locale with the zombie virus by clicking to infect the initial few victims and (hopefully) starting a chain reaction

mitoza - the developer describes it as a toy, not a game; it’s a bit hard to explain, but it’s very fun to play around with. cool, surreal visuals

nested - by the guy who made cookie clicker. it’s basically a text-based universe simulator where you click on things to see what’s inside them. i’m not doing it justice with that summary

parameters - for a game that consists of nothing but clicking boxes, this is pretty damn entertaining

plinkyplinky! - it’s plinko but incremental game style. i hesitated to recommend this one because it’s erased my save more than once, but not everyone seems to be having that issue and also i just played it for six hours straight and had a hell of a time

rebuild the universe - idle/incremental that’s science-themed, if you’re the sort of fucking nerd who’d be into that. i’m currently in the process of trying to get every single achievement, i’ve prestiged like 5 times, it’s wild

samsara room - a surreal room escape game. pretty short, but thoroughly entertaining if you like weirdness. if you’re into the cube escape series you’ll like this; it’s presumably by the same folks, as it utilizes some of the same art assets

slurpy derpy - like critter mound, but with cartoony graphics, a prestige system, and some other bells & whistles. essentially you’re in charge of a buncha cute but stupid creatures called “derps” and also it’s the apocalypse or something; the plot doesn’t bear thinking about

the uncle who works for nintendo - this is possibly my favorite twine game ever. it’s a horror game with five different endings (you’re not going to understand the story too well until you get them all). pro tip, choose a girl’s name for your friend at the beginning — just trust me on this

upgrade complete series - if you’re one of those people who derives immense satisfaction from purchasing/unlocking upgrades in games, you’ll love these. by playing these games, you earn money to upgrade the game, improving the graphics, sound, voice acting, interface, etc. very silly

windows 93 - okay, this isn’t a game exactly — it’s a fictitious operating system you can explore. very surreal/funny, lots to do

you find yourself in a room - text-based adventure that hates you a lot

if there’s a game you think deserves to be on this list, send me an ask!

#games #ok to rb

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