#like im not going to jail but someone is
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streetcash · 8 months ago
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i'd be too worried about the consequences for myself in the timeline i'm hopping out of
if you were trapped in a time loop how many repetitions do you think it would take for you to willingly kill another person, knowing there would be no consequences
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aq2003 · 2 months ago
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twelfth night main plot: haha bisexual love triangle that is gay in both directions! haha mistaken identity and gender fuckery haha
malvolio side plot:
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watmalik · 5 months ago
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Poolverine out of context…either they have a pain kink or they just like getting tied up…or both? Let’s do both.
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rottengurlz · 4 months ago
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try to be gentle when you are ripping me apart 🔪
w/ @kashisun
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budd-ie · 6 months ago
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“Mu Qing is too logical for his own good” is such a real problem that he deals with and as tragic as it makes his life I also think it’s really funny when someone is accusing him of something and instead of telling them to shut up or leave him alone the first thing he does is pull out the 95 fucking theses detailing every single thing wrong with their argument WITH historical evidence and additional considerations from scholarly psychology articles, MLA format works cited and completely annotated. It could use an editor and some bias correction, but he actually makes a pretty good point. anyways tgcf ace attorney au when
#mu qing xie lian hua cheng and Ling Wen in a San FranTokyo court of law needs to happen#Hua Cheng is the guy who became a lawyer to chase a boy. he would be a defense attorney too#Xie Lian is a lawyer because of his natural strong sense of justice and he would probably be a prosecutor too based on his track record#it’s not a perfect parallel but you know what I mean#xie lian is still so phoenix wright by nature but hes just a prosecutor now. they both have survived a multitude of near-death experiences#Hua cheng plays a natural game where he only bites back if something is worth his time and doesnt usually seek trouble.#therefore hes the most ruthless defense attorney you've ever seen. he would update the autopsy report#you could also argue that xie lian would still be a defense attorney if you consider the way phoenix uncovers truth within his defense#and then ends up sending someone else to jail in the end. which happens very often#mu Qing started off as a prosecutor but Xie Lian said he would be a better defense attorney and he was right#Feng Xin is the. uh. bailiff. or something#judge jun wu#Ling wen is like the final boss of witnesses. that brocade immortal scene where xie lian absolutely fakes her tf out is so iconic#unless ling wen is gumshoe just much much less silly goofy#does anybody have that one edgeworth art where its. i ask the witness a question. i press them. they lie. they go to hell#if you do PLEASE dm me im begging you i need it#the wind master is maya holy shit what if#banyue is pearl#no-face von karma...... qi rong franziska......#again its Not a perfect parallel by any means but the spirit is here#rb with your tgcf lawyer headcannons#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#heaven official's blessing#mu qing
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they're like weird distant cousins to me.
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imobsessed123 · 18 days ago
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okay don’t get me wrong i love fanfics but some of yall get WAY too heated in the comments
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brionysea · 11 months ago
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in act i piltover doesn't care that the people they're threatening war over to get arrested are a group of four children and in act iii piltover doesn't care that jinx is a mentally compromised teenager who sometimes acts even younger than she is due to The Trauma and who needs help not to be locked up in a cell like vi was. i am so on vi's side about piltover's prison system being awful because what the hell is wrong with them
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jils-things · 1 month ago
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just found out abt this new discourse on e.dds.world. :/ im disappointed
#im glad im not as active with him anymore because i would've not handled this heartbreak as well as i did today#basically... fucking mr hargreaves thought it was a good idea to copyright everything abt edd.sworld as in the characters the TEXT and eueg#and if you are trying to market off of their works. like make merchandise or do commissions....#this shit will go into LEGAL COURT LIKE if i commissioned someone to draw tomjesse I COULD GO TO JAIL?#absolutely heartbreaking because my first bought commission was from a mutual who drew tomjesse for me and i was the happiest#imagine now if i did that? just terrible#ive tried my best to be patient with the people behind this (AND MATT HARGREAVES. I TRUSTED YOU) because they said egregious shit that made#me question if i still want to continue liking this media. (unlikely however because this is a major part of my childhood)#i was too generous because of the childhood label. but now this is just LAME AND DUMB#matt you are a part of this webseries and you lived in it as the character matt but NOW YOU JUST MADE IT TURN TO SHITTTT#honestly. im beginning to wish it just ended when tomska concluded it. we didn't need the beyond era#the legacy era was good enough. albeit a few complications on tom's end but i could tell tom was just very loving of his late friend#but matt fuckin squeezing money outta this? this isn't even about edd gou.ld anymore this is ABOUT THE MONEY#i know the gould family is working with hargreaves but THIS AIN'T IT#yall. 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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adrienschat · 9 months ago
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*screaming on the top of my lungs* that’s not what Jesus would have wanted
(Venting in tags)
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dullahandyke · 8 months ago
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didnt even touch on the sandra lynn stuff int he tags of the last post bcos if i talk about her im liable to explode. get behind me, middle-aged divorced woman proficient in archery
#wasnt around for sy as it aired but ive seen the remnants of the liveblogging and its so foul#the genuine misogyny....#saw someone claim gilear was a better parent than her and i had to turn off my computer#i know we all love gilear and hes been tbh redeemed by comedy where sandra lynn doesnt get that#but like. be serious.#that tonal shift in difference of how gilear and sandra lynn are received is wicked interesting to me#and like pre-emptive disclaimer this isnt Gilear Problematic I Want Discourse. im just thinkin thoughts here#the way fy episode 1 gilear actively left his wife n daughter and calls her a demon even if he doesnt mean it that way#but then fig/emily takes an interest in him and from there hes a radically different character whos just kind of. pathetic.#im hesitant to call it flanderization because initial gilear only got like 10 minutes of screentime before wet cat gilear took the stage#but like. in ep1 both faeth parents are shown as equally flawed and on an even narrative playing field#which is then upset as fig latches onto gilear as a comedic force and hes not as much 'dad with tense relationship to daughter he disowned'#as 'guy the pcs do bits with'. esp in fy he doesnt do much but let fig live in his apartment sometimes#(and if u rlly wanna analyse u could say something abt her basically taking care of him instead of the other way around)#this then rlly impacts sandra lynn! bcos now fig has One tense parental relationship to rest all her angst on#and where gilear gets bits. sandra lynn really doesnt get much spotlight until the prison sequence#and the lack of focus on sandra lynn Is lampshaded in-universe and i like the resolution#and then u get to sy where sandra lynn gets as much spotlight as gilear but she doesnt have his comedic shield#so instead she has the dramatic spotlight and both the story and the characters are weirdly obsessed w her sex life#and yeah i know im an aro autist maybe i take cheating a bit lightly. but its in the same category as the 'zelda is mad at gorgug' shit#shes made a spectacle but because shes not gilear and society has notions about sex she gets judged for it#like something abt gilear disowning fig getting dropped while sandra lynn is scrutinised so much rlly rubs me the wrong way#she is FLAWED that is what THE JAIL EP WAS ABOUT!!!#she is TRYING arguably more than GILEAR but she doesnt have the absolution of rule of funny to fall back on#i go insane. i go insane#post not mentioning jy bcos i havent seen it. once again middle-aged divorced women proficient in archery get behind me ill protect u
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catwouthats · 3 months ago
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Me realizing that hospital visits and diagnoses can prevent me from doing things like getting hired and adopting kids almost as much as jail/prison visits would
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aq2003 · 2 years ago
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tlovm opening x your turn to roll (hd)
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omg-ame-chan · 5 months ago
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think i'm just never going to get better no matter what happens
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snazum · 7 months ago
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being a creative sucks never do this. (vent below sorry)
it's constant swinging of i love what i make and want to make it i need to make it now now now and FUCK FUCK FUCK MY LIFE I wna to die a little bit, everything is pain and tiring and the world sucks and why can't i just do things and im selfish and terrible and not even that good at art
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asthevermincrawls · 1 year ago
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anyone else deeply disturbed by the internet cultural zeitgeist's sharp turn towards anti-kink, poor media literacy, and harassment of authors who explore dark subject matter in their work. everyone else filled with a deep sense of building dread by this cultural trend's concurrence with the massive rise in fascist censorship in the united states. anyone else scared. who else is scared. tell me its not just me
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