#like im not going to jail but someone is
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i'd be too worried about the consequences for myself in the timeline i'm hopping out of
if you were trapped in a time loop how many repetitions do you think it would take for you to willingly kill another person, knowing there would be no consequences
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Poolverine out of context…either they have a pain kink or they just like getting tied up…or both? Let’s do both.
#poolverine#also can I rant on something more like about someone…#Hugh jackman sir youre killing us here#why is a 55 year old is ummmm I cant say what I want to say but omg why#op is having an existential crisis like??? do I like older men or its just a HUGE ACKMAN thing#pls let it be the latter bc im 23 and I having a mid mid life crisis ohhhh#thirsting on main again I deserve jail time#I'm going in an apology tour#anyways Ryan Reynolds looks good too ig/s#youre doing amazing sweetie#deadpool 3#deadpool and wolverine#Logan x wade#deadclaws#hugh jackman#ryan reynolds#Logan def had one…sir I know what happened with jean l
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try to be gentle when you are ripping me apart 🔪
w/ @kashisun
#ts4#simblr#the sims community#sims 4 edit#ts4 edit#oc: naomi#oc: nadia#lethal devotion#mysims#HII <3#im back with my toxic yuri vampires but where they're humans in a rock band instead#who hate each other but secretly want to rip each other apart#nie is the drummer and nadia is the lead singer#nadia had her teeth filed into fangs when she was a teenager and nie looks like she bites THEYRE PERFECT#nadia absolutely LOVES fan service and will purposely flirt with fans just to get a rise out of nie#and nie would corner her later while nadia's smiling down at her loving every second of nie yelling at her#nie would be her little guard dog too yapping at everyones feet#nie LOVES to fight there's no better place she's feels more confident and herself than with her knuckles split open#and someone elses blood covering her#there'd be moments the fans would get too rough with nadia nd nie would freak out their other band mates would have to hold her back#to let security take care of it#and tell her how she can't afford to go to jail again they have a tour to think about#nadia would flirt unashamedly with nie too just to piss her#'bite me' 'you'd like to that wouldn't you baby girl'#GHHHGJFHFJJ#THEYRE MAKING ME SICK#okay imagine the song I linked is about hot lesbians instead of god
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“Mu Qing is too logical for his own good” is such a real problem that he deals with and as tragic as it makes his life I also think it’s really funny when someone is accusing him of something and instead of telling them to shut up or leave him alone the first thing he does is pull out the 95 fucking theses detailing every single thing wrong with their argument WITH historical evidence and additional considerations from scholarly psychology articles, MLA format works cited and completely annotated. It could use an editor and some bias correction, but he actually makes a pretty good point. anyways tgcf ace attorney au when
#mu qing xie lian hua cheng and Ling Wen in a San FranTokyo court of law needs to happen#Hua Cheng is the guy who became a lawyer to chase a boy. he would be a defense attorney too#Xie Lian is a lawyer because of his natural strong sense of justice and he would probably be a prosecutor too based on his track record#it’s not a perfect parallel but you know what I mean#xie lian is still so phoenix wright by nature but hes just a prosecutor now. they both have survived a multitude of near-death experiences#Hua cheng plays a natural game where he only bites back if something is worth his time and doesnt usually seek trouble.#therefore hes the most ruthless defense attorney you've ever seen. he would update the autopsy report#you could also argue that xie lian would still be a defense attorney if you consider the way phoenix uncovers truth within his defense#and then ends up sending someone else to jail in the end. which happens very often#mu Qing started off as a prosecutor but Xie Lian said he would be a better defense attorney and he was right#Feng Xin is the. uh. bailiff. or something#judge jun wu#Ling wen is like the final boss of witnesses. that brocade immortal scene where xie lian absolutely fakes her tf out is so iconic#unless ling wen is gumshoe just much much less silly goofy#does anybody have that one edgeworth art where its. i ask the witness a question. i press them. they lie. they go to hell#if you do PLEASE dm me im begging you i need it#the wind master is maya holy shit what if#banyue is pearl#no-face von karma...... qi rong franziska......#again its Not a perfect parallel by any means but the spirit is here#rb with your tgcf lawyer headcannons#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#heaven official's blessing#mu qing
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they're like weird distant cousins to me.
#not really but i was going through kris's sprites and wondering why they looked vaguely familiar. and then i pulled up adrian and noticed#how similar she and klavier specifically look and i needed a way to make a post about it without just going 'hey they look similar! odd.'#but now im sort of vaguely attached to the idea#adrian andrews#klavier gavin#kristoph gavin#ace attorney#ace attorney apollo justice#ace attorney justice for all#i've made up a vague story about them in my head. for whatever reason.#klavier needs someone to be there for him after the kristoph goes to jail. could be her.#adrian's ds card flipping sprite didnt want to be part of the post (i think it was buggy) so i had to go with the hd version for that :(#looking at the first klav and adrian one is like damn. they would have been powerful together
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twelfth night main plot: haha bisexual love triangle that is gay in both directions! haha mistaken identity and gender fuckery haha
malvolio side plot:
#twelfth night#i did not feel this strongly abt him before but now that ive listened to dt malvolio.#And esp how he plays him in 4.2#ajnd it's like guys. guys! i need to turn into a fish and swim to sea and never return#NUMBER ONE MALVOLIO APOLOGIST#I AM SORRY. SORRYYYYYYY#WHY DID THEY HAVE TO DO THAT TO HIM ALL HE DID WAS BE A LOSER AND A KILLJOY#AND MAYBE HE RUINED FABIAN'S RELATIONSHIP AND THREW THE CAPTAIN IN JAIL AT SOME POINT IDK#WHY DO THE RICH FUCKS GET SO MUCH PLEASURE PUTTING THIS MAN IN THE SAW TRAP CAN THEYYYYY BE PUT IN THE SAW TRAP#JUST TO SEE HOW IT FEELS#IS IT HIS FAULT HE LIKES IMAGINING THAT PEOPLE LIKE HIM IM SO HEARTBROKEN MAN#pain and suffering and darkness#ik there is some meta someone has written sometime someplace abt him being neurodivergent but im not going to go digging for it rn
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in act i piltover doesn't care that the people they're threatening war over to get arrested are a group of four children and in act iii piltover doesn't care that jinx is a mentally compromised teenager who sometimes acts even younger than she is due to The Trauma and who needs help not to be locked up in a cell like vi was. i am so on vi's side about piltover's prison system being awful because what the hell is wrong with them
#arcane#I've seen aus where jinx did end up in jail because of jayce's demands and#1) silco would never. like im not a fan of his but he literally wouldn't#turn her in#partially because he loves her but also because zaun has no bite behind its bark without her#jinx is perfect. jinx creates weapons. jinx is the perfect weapon of chaos in the face of piltover's suffocating neatness#and 2) if they DID lock jinx up vi would KILL THEM#it wouldn't FIX ANYTHING#it would just put a very vulnerable girl in a very dangerous situation where she might end up trying to kill herself again!#or goad someone else into killing her#and isolated as she would be there's no silco or vi to intervene and stop her#like it's. the idea of jinx being in jail is so wrong it makes my skin crawl#which speaks to how well crafted the story is that despite so many characters lobbying for it#you can TELL that that's not how it's supposed to go#it's deeply deeply wrong#and we know full well that the prisons don't care about their inhabitants at all#so no matter what it wouldn't end well for jinx#it's not like stillwater is going to protect her after how they treated vi
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*screaming on the top of my lungs* that’s not what Jesus would have wanted
(Venting in tags)
#this is in reference to my brother saying he doesn’t want a relationship with ME cause I’m gay and not living a righteous life#like oh you mean? me ? a sinner ? because I have a girlfriend and drink coffee??#as opposed to you#not a sinner#even though you cheated on your wife multiple times and assaulted me twice and someone else? and then kicked me out of your hous#when I was homeless in Idaho winter#because your wife was slightly uncomfortable with someone asleep on her couch? you#definitely righteous you#who should be in jail actually for some of the thing s you’ve done?#but no IM the sinner cause I don’t Believe In The True Church#and you’re the sinner because at least you pray and go to church. and Partake of the Lords Sacramrny#please forgive me for saying this but#THATS NOT EHAT JESUS WOULD SAY#SO ACTUALLY FUCK? YOU?#anyway I tore him a new one and now feel so good <3#I have to rant here or I’ll pass away#hi this is me#Tw#Tw rant#Tw abuse#vent#Tw vent#kicked me out after ONE night#fucjing unbelievable
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i'm sorry, this has nothing to do with sp or my fics, but i just need y'all to know that i accidentally liked too many posts about death note on here bc i was rewatching it and now my tumblr dash is all fucked up
#nina speaks#like no sp#no writer girl stuff#just death note#also yes its my comfort anime no i dont want to hear it#i am a femcel maidenless girlfail red flag but let me live#the L shrine wall in my old apartment was...Frightening#but no this is so funny how do i fix this#i was watching it yesterday and looking stuff up#and now lsdkhkdsfhldfh yes i need to go to jail#i fear jersey would not need the death note#he is the death note bitch#ravenstan would be like WOAH SICK NOTEBOOK#and accidentally kill someone or his handwriting would be so illegible that no one would die actually i am crying#im gonna be honest why is ravenstan a little misa misa coded#in his lil slut-tee gothic emo boy outfits w/ the blonde hair#which makes sense bc kenny is giving shinigami energies anyways and is always looking out for him...LISTEN#the mackeys lackeys crew could crack the kira case i bet#i'm done now this was self indulgent n embarrassing nina lore but its true and if ur wondering why i'm not answering later#i am probably watching dn...so sorry everyone
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didnt even touch on the sandra lynn stuff int he tags of the last post bcos if i talk about her im liable to explode. get behind me, middle-aged divorced woman proficient in archery
#wasnt around for sy as it aired but ive seen the remnants of the liveblogging and its so foul#the genuine misogyny....#saw someone claim gilear was a better parent than her and i had to turn off my computer#i know we all love gilear and hes been tbh redeemed by comedy where sandra lynn doesnt get that#but like. be serious.#that tonal shift in difference of how gilear and sandra lynn are received is wicked interesting to me#and like pre-emptive disclaimer this isnt Gilear Problematic I Want Discourse. im just thinkin thoughts here#the way fy episode 1 gilear actively left his wife n daughter and calls her a demon even if he doesnt mean it that way#but then fig/emily takes an interest in him and from there hes a radically different character whos just kind of. pathetic.#im hesitant to call it flanderization because initial gilear only got like 10 minutes of screentime before wet cat gilear took the stage#but like. in ep1 both faeth parents are shown as equally flawed and on an even narrative playing field#which is then upset as fig latches onto gilear as a comedic force and hes not as much 'dad with tense relationship to daughter he disowned'#as 'guy the pcs do bits with'. esp in fy he doesnt do much but let fig live in his apartment sometimes#(and if u rlly wanna analyse u could say something abt her basically taking care of him instead of the other way around)#this then rlly impacts sandra lynn! bcos now fig has One tense parental relationship to rest all her angst on#and where gilear gets bits. sandra lynn really doesnt get much spotlight until the prison sequence#and the lack of focus on sandra lynn Is lampshaded in-universe and i like the resolution#and then u get to sy where sandra lynn gets as much spotlight as gilear but she doesnt have his comedic shield#so instead she has the dramatic spotlight and both the story and the characters are weirdly obsessed w her sex life#and yeah i know im an aro autist maybe i take cheating a bit lightly. but its in the same category as the 'zelda is mad at gorgug' shit#shes made a spectacle but because shes not gilear and society has notions about sex she gets judged for it#like something abt gilear disowning fig getting dropped while sandra lynn is scrutinised so much rlly rubs me the wrong way#she is FLAWED that is what THE JAIL EP WAS ABOUT!!!#she is TRYING arguably more than GILEAR but she doesnt have the absolution of rule of funny to fall back on#i go insane. i go insane#post not mentioning jy bcos i havent seen it. once again middle-aged divorced women proficient in archery get behind me ill protect u
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Me realizing that hospital visits and diagnoses can prevent me from doing things like getting hired and adopting kids almost as much as jail/prison visits would
#yes some laws are fucking stupid (that is what gave me this revelation)#but like a person on the SA watchlist not getting hired (something they CHOOSE to do. as a display of power n shit)#VS my disabled ass simply not getting hired because I’d be a slow worker (not by choice. At all. I’m trying my best)#IS AGREVATING#WE ARE NOT ON THE SAME LEVEL#WHY ARE COMPANIES OKAY WITH HIRING SOMEONE ACCUSED OF SA THAN ME ALEDGELY BEING SLOW#AND I SAY THAT BC I KNOW A LOT OF MF WHO SA GET AWAY WITH IT#AND THEY DONT HAVE PROBLEMS BEING HIRED#I ALWAYYYYYYYS. DO.#ALWAYS.#NO SHITTY BOSS WOULD TURN A BLIND EYE TO MY FAULTS JUST LIKE HOW A GOOD ONE WOULDNT#THE ONLY BOSSES THAT WOULDNT TURN ME AWAY WOULD BE COMPANIES THAT MEED TO MET A QUOTA FOR THEIR IMAGE#AND EVEN THEN. IM NOT DIAGNOSED. IT WOULDNT HELP THEIR IMAGE.#I think only Walmart would hire me but THE CLOSEST ONE IS 1.5 HOURS AWAY AND I CANNOT DRIVE#BECAUSE IM DISABLED#btw I thought of this bc I was thinking of this stupid ass cop I saw#this stupid cop was trying to arrest a homeless man for cooking his meal in his makeshift oven he made out of a shopping cart#but like what is that guy supposed to do?#not have good meals and end up in the hospital? possibly facing charges?#or have a good meal with the chance of ending up in jail? and possibly facing charges?#both outcomes can be equally as bad#but one has the HOPE to simply be good#so OF COURSE HE IS GOING TO COOK OUTSIDE#disabled#disability#cat rambles#rant
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i fucking hate people who play purity police about art i hate people that cant like a dark piece of art without saying OH WELL ITS FUCKED UP or OH HE SHOULD HAVE GONE TO JAIL FOR THIS ONE!!!! shut the fuck up ITS A FICTIONAL SONG. SHUT UP. SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPPPPPP
#richie rambles#this is abt sarah by ttc. if ur wondering.#like ITS A GOOD SONG!!! LET IT BE A GOOD SONG!!!!! SHUT UPPPPPP#like “how did he not go the jail for this” bc its fiction? its fake? its not real? he didnt actually hurt anyone? i?????????#tell me u have negative brain cells without telling me u have negative brain cells#like fr it actually pisses me off so much. why cant people just let a piece of art be art without always pointing out whats “morally wrong”#with it like whyyyyyyyyy im just here to enjoy a fun little song about murder and cannibalism and necrophilia!!!!! its FAKE who CARES#sorry i would normally try to be more coherent and thoughtful here but i literally cant rn#im so mad. this is dumb but im sooooo fucking mad#i HATE when people equate art to what someone is really thinking/feeling/intending to do like. thats not how this works AT ALL#reminds me of people taking abt lolita *shudders*#anyway. peace. gonna go listen to sarah again#non fandom
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think i'm just never going to get better no matter what happens
#trust issues means no friends means nobody i can talk to#and you can't even talk to therapists or something because the moment you are honest you get sent to the equivalent of jail#you say you feel suicidal and you are immediately dragged to the hospital no matter what#can i just talk with someone who isn't going to instantly treat me like im a freak who needs to be cured asap please#vent post#jiraiblogging
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being a creative sucks never do this. (vent below sorry)
it's constant swinging of i love what i make and want to make it i need to make it now now now and FUCK FUCK FUCK MY LIFE I wna to die a little bit, everything is pain and tiring and the world sucks and why can't i just do things and im selfish and terrible and not even that good at art
#anyways. im fine i guess not really idk.#im not sobbing like i was yesterday!!! Im just tired and sick of this#aka im trying to find filming locations but u need permits and insurance of like 2mil and huh what do I even need that stuff#is someone gonna shoot me and take me to jail cause i want to film on my campus that iim not even a student at anymore#but one of my actors is and idk. i don't want to get him expelled. i don't want to get my friends fined#or sent to jail#or whatever. idk legal scares me#and maybe im just over thinking everything and hate the world and i wish i was a child with a camera again cause children can do whatever#but now im an adult with no job or schooling who just wants to shoot a silly little fan film of a fan project like idk#it feels like there's cameras everywhere and security and cops everywhere and it'd probably be a bad idea to try and film on campus#esp after the encapment fiasco from a month ago#but also i need a good industrial indoor location to film! I feel like taking photos is a different story#I feel like just going out with other cosplayers is a different story but im taking people who don't cosplay often and idk im so stressed#and anxious about everything i feel like a dog that just needs to be put down.#anyways.....#vent
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tlovm opening x your turn to roll (hd)
#the legend of vox machina#tlovm#critical role#vox machina#cr#cr1#my edits#not tagging everything because i'm like 85% sure someone's done this before so im not going to embarrass myself too hard#stuff im proud of in this edit: 'dm to guide you' over keyleth facing that one monster#the beat on 'about to be dead' right as pike and grog start killing#'monster incoming' / 'inspiration is waiting' over percy in jail/percy and orthax#stuff im NOT proud of in this edit: the 'take a chance roll the dice' part of the m9 intro w beau and yasha is SO sexy#and i just kind of massacred it here in order for the background chants to match up w the gang looking up at the fate strings#you win some you lose some
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anyone else deeply disturbed by the internet cultural zeitgeist's sharp turn towards anti-kink, poor media literacy, and harassment of authors who explore dark subject matter in their work. everyone else filled with a deep sense of building dread by this cultural trend's concurrence with the massive rise in fascist censorship in the united states. anyone else scared. who else is scared. tell me its not just me
#a.txt#saw someone claiming that people that are into sadism/impact play should be in jail...#thats fascism. thats literally fascism thats an argument a conservative politician would make#thinking about the trans politician coming under fire for a tweet about liking an unhealthy dynamic between video game characters#from BEFORE SHE WAS IN OFFICE#thinking about the young author who was harassed into revealing her trauma after she wrote a novel dealing with csa#this is a terrifyingly real cultural trend#im afraid of where its going
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