#like i'm sorry y'all but that doesn't mean i'm in any way interested in dating any of my family members

[fancyperfectionsweets]

Astrology Observations 🥀🏚️

💞 This is fucking crazy but I read somewhere that the moon's zodiac in your D9 chart shows the ascendant/sun/moon of your spouse of their natal chart and I checked mine and my boyfriend's and it's literally the same?? His moon is in Capricorn. I'm a Capricorn rising and mine is in Pisces moon in D9 and this man is a Pisces rising?? Tf?? 🤯🤯

⚖️ A debilitated sun represents bad relationships with their father. Sun represents the father in the chart. In my personal observation, fathers or even people who can represent father figures in the libra sun's life (older brothers, uncles) can be hypocritical, take advantage of them or cannot be dependent on for any kind of support. One of the hardest placements fr.

🔅 If your darkaraka has another planet in the same house, your spouse can also have similar qualities of this planet. For eg., sun dk with mercury in the same house means that yes, your partner will be famous or has ego (sun qualities) but can also have "younger" or childlike qualities or they may be younger to you (mercury qualities).

👁️ Neptune first house = big doe eyes (no matter which zodiac).

👩‍💻 It is said that having a stellium in the 11th house can attract online stalking behaviour and it's true 🥲 . I have an 11th house stellium (sun + mercury + pluto) and I've had so many fake accounts and dating profiles made of me that I've given up trying to get them reported. I'll report one account and find another one. Aaaaa 😭 truly annoying.

🌹 Want to know the ideal time to meet a potential partner? Check your 7th house zodiac. When venus or jupiter comes in this sign, this is when you're likely to find romantic interests. I found out that my first relationship was when jupiter was in cancer (my 7th house lord) and I mostly bumped into my boyfriends when venus is in cancer.

🛌 4th house synastry is literally so comforting? You can be the coldest person and still be dreaming of building a home together with this person once they walk into your life

🌟 Weirdly enough, I've noticed that when people have Saturn + jupiter conjunction in whichever house they come across as super assured about those house's themes. If it's in the first house, the native is sure of himself. In the third house, they can be sure of their communication skills and be pretty blunt.

🦋 Libra 10th house, libra 1st house and venus doms: their obsession to be put together in public needs to be studied.

🤑 If you are born in 1997, there is a huge chance that Jupiter is in its debilitation zodiac in your chart (jupiter was in Capricorn that year). So here's two ways the debilitation can be cancelled.

1) Check your D9 chart. If Jupiter is exalted there or is sitting with another exalted planet, the debilitation of your natal chart gets cancelled

2) check if Saturn was in Pisces (which it was mostly that year). Pieces is jupiter's zodiac and capricorn is Saturn's. They are sitting in each other's zodiac according to vedic astrology, making something called parivartan yog. In Parivartan yog, these planets become almost exalted, debilitation gets cancelled and the houses they are in, becomes important. The parivartan yog is always better if none of these planets are in the 6th, 8th or 12th house though. I think the luckiest placement here would be jupiter in 9th, saturn in 11th.

👊 Aries venus men? Why are y'all attracted to women who literally berate you, playfully beat you up and are mean to you??

🍑 I'm sorry but if you are going to involve yourself with a libra woman, know that more often than not, you're going to be "manipulated". This is because a libra woman thinks of manipulation as diplomacy or even a way of getting her way. This doesn't mean it's always negative. Libras understand that manipulation is sometimes done for the other person's good. My best friend is a libra and when I was underweight, she switched from serving me food from a small plate to a larger one to "manipulate" me to eat larger portions of food (more food looks less on larger plates) and I think it's so sweet 🥺❤️. They understand that forcing people to see a perspective is wrong so they try to not come across as forceful. They truly are diplomats of the zodiac.

❤️‍🔥 The 8th house also represents your hidden fears. In my case, I have a lilith there in leo. This sometimes manifests as icking out against leo and scorpio men. I may find them visually appealing but their traits piss me off so much.

[mrs-monaghan]

Weren't yall saying tkkrs made up the snowboarding spotting ? But now JK himself confirmed he spent holidays witb Tae and his friends.

Jkkrs > 🤡 again

I'm sorry but I have to laugh because I knew this ask was coming. @chicknbunny13 was kind enough to get me the clip so let's correct your embellishment, shall we?

First things first; JK said he went snowboarding with V and his friends. Interesting wording... isn't it? Haven't y'all been saying JK is part of the WS? And yet, the other dudes are V's friends not his? Hmm....

Second of all, holidays? What holidays? He went snowboarding with them one time. Once. And it wasn't even for 2 days coz they left him there 🤭 but we'll get to that.

JK was really enjoying the place and he wanted to stay and snowboard. But the others passed out. So they couldn't continue. So they stayed in and that's when Ditto came out. As they listened to it JK loved it sm, it made him want to snowboard even more. But unfortunately they weren't as touched as JK. So they was like "nah fam, we're going home. Deuces! ✌🏽" Aaaaaaaand they left him there.

That part is hilarious. Especially the way he says it. Even editors used bold, red letters for it 😂😂😂 But the part that you clearly missed is that they includes V. The supposed boyfriend. So V deserted JK at snowboarding even though JK wanted to stay? #sideeye

Idk about the rlships that you've had but a couple either leaves together, or stays together. Facts. 💯💯💯💯

Anon, it brings me no joy to make light of this tkk moment because they are allowed to hang out and I love that for them. But you coming to rub it in my face like it means something more than it does. It was JK hanging out with V and his friends once again. Nbd. It wasn't a date, it wasn't just them. You can't even compare this to how JK recounted him and Jimin's Tokyo trip in the book. He hee

Also, no, we are not and will never be clowns. The vermin make up lies alllllllll the time. All the time. They lie and mistranslate and make up shit. Its what they do. So when they didn't have any proof but random pairs of shoes, no one was going to believe them. Y'all enjoy this for as long as you can coz tkk validation doesn't happen often. Just saying...

To quote a friend:

Yeah sounds like a nice snowboarding trip. Possibly tagging along with Tae and his friends and then being left behind. Super romantic

[rulerzreachf4n7]

Fight me all you want but huntlow/lumity antis are the weakest links in the toh community,

HEAR ME OUT...

...unless you don't have ears idk block the haters

SKIP IF YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED IN SHIPS WARS IT'S HONESTLY EMBARRASSING I HAVE TO SAY THIS!!

All this slander is coming from the goldric/huntmira/lunter/guster/amiter shippers, yes that's a mouthful, and yes I'll be blocking you if you're a toxic shipper, if your not, good! except if you ship amiter, fuck off you lesbianphobic bitch, anyways back to my rant, also sorry if this comes out as insensitive, rude, or if I sound over dramatic I just really hate these types of people

If I had a dime for every toxic shipper I've encountered since I first came into the toh community...BITCH ID BE RICH CAUSE SOME OF Y'ALL ARE WILD ASF 😭🙏, this is based off of a rant I got below this post so yeah credits to anon it was very helpful pookie

Y'all toxic ass shippers will go FUCKING PARAGRAPH LENGTHS TO DEFEND YOUR SHITTY SHIPS, and this is targated twords lunter and goldric, again, if you're not toxic this ain't for you I don't mean to offend anyone, cause tell me why there is this account on Pinterest, I ain't afraid to say their name it's something like TheGoldenCoven, or some shit like that, BROS A LUNTER FAN ACCOUNT 💀, and a toxic one too, dw I got some proof

How the fuck do you normalize the TWO MAIN COUPLE OF A SERIES??? Hunter was never intentioned to date Luz and vice versa, this is a perfect example of toxic a lunter shipper, and not only are they toxic they're...LESBIANPHOBIC!! I know it was probably from 2021 and they've moved on buuuut they did post amiter art, and they're not even a nice person although having in their bio "I'm nice you if you're nice to me" or some bullshit idk

As for toxic goldric shipper accounts I haven't seen any Pinterest or Tumblr accounts so that's good! But majority of the shippers are the most insufferable human beings on earth, their only excuse for shipping them is "they want a mlm couple and they're the same age" noting against wanting a mlm couple it'd be super nice...buy may I remind you this is post early season two...HUNTERS NAME WASN'T EVEN CONFIRMED YET 😭🙏, And let alone having only two or three minutes of screen time makes the ship have an even worse reputation, and the shippers are just bitchy and biphobic, always complaining that Hunter should be canonically gay instead of literally anything else so he can be shipped with only Edric, and I know huntmira shippers exist but I've actually never had an interaction with one, hopefully they aren't too bad

Y'all will come out withe the stupidest excuses not to ship huntlow/lumity, also sorry I got off track 😭😭, for lumity, don't know how it exists, but it's either "it's abusive" or "it's toxic" brother ew 💀, name one way Luz or Amity have hurt each other and DO NOT say it's by how Luz always makes stuff mess even though it's literally apart of her personality or by how she didn't wanna tell her about the portal door in S2 or how she accidentally helped Philip/Belos, I'll wait 😊, and I see the point of how Amity's personality downgraded to only being Luz's gf but she still did have her family problems but I guess they just didn't wanna make it an episode, I mean we got Clouds on the horizon that counts ig?

And for huntlow I keep hearing the same shit "I-Its a crack ship, I-Its forced, t-they have no chemistry 🥺🥺🥺" yeah I can see your toxic ass shipping a 12 and 16 year old together don't think you're slick bitch, and just because huntlow was rushed doesn't mean it's necessarily bad, you don't know if Dana had intentions on it but because of the cancellation it was forced to be rush, and I'm sorry to y'all hearing the shortened s3 excuse but it's true since there's literally no other explanation, also don't come into the comments saying "B-But you don't know that!!🥺🥺" it's just speculation my brother in Christ 😭🙏, merely a theory put together with brain cells which almost everyone in this community doesn't have, another weird double standard is how everyone ships gustholomule and veesha even though there's very little evidence it'll be canon was supposed to be canon but since it's a more noticeable and popular ship no one bats an eye for some reasons even though huntlow is too a popular ship, but these are the more bigger ones so I'll more obscure like cameda or aladarius which where probably never meant to happen and totally fandom operated

Anyways that's all, I'll block haters/toxic shippers in the comments so don't think you'll get a reaction outta me with some half baked and barely thought through argument you found in a Reddit post

[alitgblog]

volume ix thoughts wooooo we're out of casa

first off, return of a legend: the beach hut

i was fully expecting the compatibility test to be more like the season 1 compatibility test with the zodiacs because that's fun but i guess that's less of a pot stirrer than a fun game to have. though the narrator poking fun at it i guess is making fun of the fandom for thinking it was gonna be horoscopes 🤣

so very obvious ass test though especially with the two answers only about the two guys you're pursuing, which I think is a missed opportunity to throw more lore about the guys in there. or at least make it not as obvious? really goes to show how surface level the characters are compared to, say, the Mr. and Mrs. Challenge towards the end of S2

I'm going for Jin and Max rn so I thought it was funny their personalities were boiled down to "funny" vs "extroverted" and my MC had to pick between the two as if they were mutually exclusive

anyway just nearly got Jin lmao

I'd like them to stop with the Claudia/Theo storyline because it feels like they've already decided they're done with each other and are ready to move on? However, Claudia being compatible with Theo on paper but like not really feeling it is an interesting idea. Like she feels she's got no other option to stay safe except for him and they like each other enough. Meanwhile Bea's settling for Liam because he's shown any interest in her at all. (Let them date each other if MC can't! They deserve better!!)

also I know that I joked about Theo being just some mildly attractive white guy to fawn over and settle for but the way that Claudia is just settling for him? actually upsetting like I'm so sorry, Theo 😟 I didn't mean it I thought he was fine after the first dates 😖

Hari mention! I was pretty sure the game forgot about him lmao

anyway the compatibility thing still doesn't make the most sense because like,,, why did all the guys get the Villa girls and none of the casa girls? I just think we should stir up some shit. I know it's annoying but it is the perfect opportunity to try to make Emel angry at Oakley again by saying he's most compatible with some casa girl. And she can show growth by not getting upset this time.

idk why but Kyle's poem to Emel is giving wannabe rap crew vibes (i.e. I'm missing S1 I'll take what I can get). Also, Claudia said he's giving game player vibes?? I'm actually so upset with how the LI's are all interchangeable because simply this cannot be the same Kyle y'all are fawning over (it's not 😭)

I'm kind of curious what it's like replaying on a straight route bc personally my heart hurts every time they show Claudia's little sad face but like I have to talk to Max it just makes more sense because MC can't couple with Claudia in stick or twist

Close your eyes and pick at random is actually hilarious as an option for stick or twist and I almost did it

i've already said my piece about Sienna, I love her design. I will admit though, her open mouth smile is a little stilted but people get botox so... not out of the ordinary lol. The bigger problem is how her hand on her hip is a little fucked up (color in between the lines, fusebox!)

as someone not on a Theo route, I really don't understand why he's sticking with Claudia unless he's got some personal turmoil he's working through and trying to actually reform his player ways. And I wish MC could talk to him as a friend and we'd see that. like in the way S2, you get to know Rocco's insecurity about never finishing university and Gary's anxiety even if you aren't on their routes

Anyway I'm still upset at the forcing MC to couple because she's single thing. They could've still had her coupled with Jin (or even with Hari it would work) and then she can either walk in single or with a casa boy. And then she's the main character: just say that the single islanders don't get dumped post casa (like it's SUPPOSED to be) because in that situation, she's the only one! Or if you need the numbers to be right, literally Emel is right there. She can come back to Oakley later if anything

still not the best stick or twist could've gone in terms of drama (or maybe that's just bc I've been looking at spoilers), but compared to S5-6, not too bad (I assume also s7 but tbh I did stop right at stick or twist for that season)

So fyi when I played Casa, I had my MC go for Shawn most of it, and then last minute switched to Max because I remembered she's a musician and I thought that would be cute. That being said, I wish it was like in the too hot to handle game where you unlock certain dialogue if you happen to have something in common with a character. Because why is Max explaining music stuff to my musician MC?

is Hari not an LI? Because they made him seem like one and then just all of a sudden we're not talking about him, it's only about Jin and Casa Boy. And I'm fine with not all the boys being LIs, but it is odd the way he's just shoved to the side in the story

Okay so I'm writing this as I'm playing and it seems like maybe he is. They just forget to mention him most of the time.

Hari and Hazel are a hot couple though. like I don't love Hari's design but like if he was drawn better?? I see it.

the swimming game is a fun idea but imagining everyone splashing around to get to MC is so funny. like I can hear it in my head and it's not the best game, but for the fictional game in the app it's fine.

although why tf is Theo suddenly interested in MC? I haven't been romancing him at all but for the chat at the pool I couldn't decide between any of the characters I'm actually kind of interested in so I had MC go talk to Theo and then he was also flirting? then the pool game he also thinks MC has the best chat?? sir I barely know you

omg not emel deflecting the drama to Claudia (and it's about her hookup with MC???) oof this is the drama I crave I think we're gonna need a movie night soon

so not too bad yet I just hope these storylines can come through!!

[alloarocharactershowdown]

Redemption Round 1 Eliminations

Vi have already selected four of the eight characters who will be returning for Round 3, leaving four more characters to be selected. Based off the submissions vi received, vi have narrowed down the options to 14 characters. Y'all will have the opportunity to vote on a Google Form to pick four of these characters to return for Round 3.

Below the cut are the names of all the characters included, plus what reasons people gave for nominations (both in Redemption Round and initial nominations) as well as any propaganda made for them.

At the very end of the post is a link to the Google Forms.

Katsuya Serizawa

"The others are more just so I don’t look like I only have two options and are people I would love back in as well."

"My blorbos"

"but i also chose a few others i can see as aroallo since we can pick more than 1. sorry it's obvious i only know the anime characters..."

"They great and they fuck"

Submitted propaganda - [link]

Dean Winchester

"I mean just look at them have you seen them? They deserve it."

"He's the character I think of when I think of aroallo characters. Ik it's not canon but he's accidently great rep"

Teruhashi Kokomi

"Technically the only one I feel strongly about is Noszaki and Teruhashi because I’m a huge fan of their respective shows and they fit it to a T."

"They great and they fuck"

"She is absolutely consumed by heteronormativity but deep down is a aromantic lesbian. She only likes saiki because he doesn’t like her and is doing exactly what I did and fooled myself into thinking I liked people because I felt like I should"

Jake English

"I feel bad bc he was an early aro headcanon of mine and meant a fair bit to me as a teen but also he went up against my specialest boy of all time miles straume so I couldn't vote for him. I think he deserves a second chance he is very aro coded from what I remember just not as much as miles was. and miles is like next level."

"Let’s start with Jake English. In Homestuck, a core point of his character is the desire to be recognized as more than an object of romantic desire. See, several characters over the course of the comic are attracted to him, romantically or otherwise; in fact, all 3 of his best friends were attracted to him at one point in time. He even gets together with one of his best friends - Dirk. The thing is, though, many people around him within the story don’t really see him as anything *outside* of the people who desire him, which is a point that causes him no small amount of grief. Uhh I’m not really sure where I was going with this. But yes, an important part of his arc is wanting to be recognized as somebody outside of how people romantically desire him."

"JUSTICE FOR JAKE ENGLISH THE OG ALLOARO!!!!"

"as an alloaro dude myself, i rel8 to him so very much. him fumbling his way into a rel8ionship with a close friend because "hey might as well i mean i guess i can be into him if i try" + convincing himself he was feeling romantic attraction heavily resembles how i went about things. also hes coded grey and green."

"He is canonically aromantic and heavily implied to be bisexual! He is physically attracted to women and at one point dated a man, but ended it because he realized he doesn't feel romantically for anyone -- never has and never will!"

Grog Strongjaw

"He fucks and he does not love. He fucks so much. He does not love (romantically. He loves his friends a whole lot.)"

"1) It would be REALLY entertaining for me personally, and 2) They're the characters that I know that fit the alloaro vibe well"

"I'm projecting onto characters from my fixations please"

"Canonically very interested in sex, but no romantic love interests. The player, Travis Willingham, specifically did not want to do any romance in this campaign. Grog still has very strong interpersonal connections, especially his friendship with the gnomes Scanlan and Pike."

"He canonically is very into sex but has never felt any sort of romantic attraction towards anyone in his entire life. That's pretty alloaro to me."

"He's also a himbo. I think he deserves extra points for that /j"

"He is never portrayed as wanting or needing a relationship and is shown as perfectly happy with the companionship of his friends but also recognizes that booty is nice"

"I love him so much"

Buffy Summers

"Come on did you SEE how close the Buffy vs Jeff matchup was she literally lost by 1% Just give her a chance and she could go soooooo far she's the character of all time and deserves to sweep every tournament she's in. Also I recently rewatched the episode I was made to love you and it really solidified my aro bi buffy trutherism she was giving off VIBES in that episode. It's not even just the obvious part where in this episode she has her revelation about how she can maybe be happy outside of a relationship having time with herself it's also her protagonist of a movie about a divorcee finding herself energy it's her being so fucking done with all the dudes in this episode obsessing over their unrequited crushes and it is, most importantly, her spending the whole episode identifying with a robot"

"For Buffy, Miles, and Mello I just think them being aro is fun and I wanna see them have another chance. But more importantly I want all of them to rejoin because Im Aro and So Are They Can’t You Feel It"

"Her aro bi swag <3 It's more Vibes than anything and in fact is often actively contradicted by the show but also there's Something there! SPOILERS FOR THE ENDING OF BTVS but I am thinking in particular about the show's finale in which Buffy decides that she doesn't want a relationship with any of the love interest characters and like the show presents it as her wanting to take time to figure out who she is which is cool and sexy and valid of her but also. could be the aromanticisms. It's especially pertinent that there's a running theme throughout the show of her believing there's something wrong with her because her relationships never work out and in the end her having this realisation that there's nothing wrong with her it's ok to have failed romances she's still working out who she is (AND WHAT'S SHE WORKING OUT? THAT SHE'S AROMANTIC??? HUH????) And tbh I'm not even tinhatting or making this a bigger thing than it's meant to be like they put buffy's speech about getting out of the vicious cycle she's been stuck in getting trapped in relationships that don't make her happy in the finale episode which is all about her changing the system that the show's entire premise has been based around and like. creating her own story. it means a lot to me!!! Also someone else pointed out that she had two different love interests who were convinced she didn't actually love them while they were together which I mean. sure that could just be those specific guys and their issues but WEIRD THAT IT HAPPENED TWICE HUH"

Alix Kubdel

Canonically alloaro

"All these characters are definitely aro and utilize their aro-ness in such a great way that it makes me feel glad to be aro (like Sonic being aro but still being incredibly devoted to his friends, Alix willing to hide in time for them, Agent 3 being a great leader of the Squidbeak Splatoon because they’re amicable but also, can do it alone because they trust their friends are there)"

"My blorbos"

"Word of god specifically aromantic and not asexual. Also an absolute badass and voice of reason."

Submitted propaganda - [link]

Jess (Loveless)

Canonically alloaro

"she’s canon aroallo and the jess nation is strong!"

"she’s canonically aroallo (and bi too - double win)!"

Submitted propaganda - [link]

Kaname Date

"I picked these characters because I love them and I am aroallo. However I’d like to put a special word in for Kaname Date, who, if I remember correctly, never shows any romantic interest in anyone but is so relentlessly horny that his reaction speed is three times better when looking at or thinking about porn. This is due to a near death experience with a snake as a child. He’s the guy ever and I love him."

"Alloaro swag so immense it puts me to shame"

"babygirl <3"

Umetarou Nozaki

"Technically the only one I feel strongly about is Noszaki and Teruhashi because I’m a huge fan of their respective shows and they fit it to a T."

"So aro, very good boys"

"They great and they fuck"

"He doesn’t understand romance in the slightest and I will die on the hill that he is aro"

"I’ve never even seen the show…. O.O"

Makoto Sunakawa

"my main pick is kou yamori and you already know why but i also chose a few others i can see as aroallo since we can pick more than 1. sorry it's obvious i only know the anime characters..."

"So aro, very good boys"

"He's the conventially attractive friend of the less conventionally attractive (and wholesome!!) protagonist in the story, but never accepts any girl's crush 'cause most of them have talked badly about the protag behind his back. The only time a girl confessed to him that didn't make fun of him, he turned her down anyway because he didn't like her in that way, but they were on good terms anyway."

"He's an excellent wingman to the protag and his girlfriend, but none of his advice is particularly romantic. It's all about caring for one another as people, and given how his friendship with the protag isn't deep, I see him as a loveless aro. He's not canonically aro or ace, but he has been my comfort aro-coded character so it would be nice to see him there even if he doesn't win~"

Kou Yamori

"my main pick is kou yamori and you already know why but i also chose a few others i can see as aroallo since we can pick more than 1. sorry it's obvious i only know the anime characters..."

"He’s basically canonically aroallo. By that i mean they didn’t use any label but he canonically has no romantic attraction and canonically has sexual attraction."

"His aroallo identity is also a big deal in the story since the premise is that he wants to become a vampire, but to become a vampire you have to be bitten by a vampire you are in love with. So that’s the conflict. He isn’t villanized for this identity nor is the moral/goal ever to “fix” him. Also they tackle amatonormativity and the value of platonic relationships :) incredibly refreshing and meaningful to me"

Submitted propaganda - [link]

Clover Martinez

Canonically alloaro

"clover is i think the first aroallo character i've ever read about in a book, and it's super cool to have an aro protagonist. i really love how her aromanticism was handled- the book is about other things but her aromanticism is still important and talked about"

"canonically aroallo (aromantic bisexual)"

"she's cool"

Anya Jenkins

"Anya - Listen if ONE character I've nominated today gets through to the redemption round let it be her please please please I'm begging. She has SUCH aroallo energy and beyond my own personal hc I do think that a lot of her character just adds up so much more if you take that view of her. Like she canonically uses romantic relationships as a way to give herself a sense of identity and to make herself feel like a normal person (she used to be a demon before being turned human so she has a Complex about that) and she makes multiple jokes about how sex is the only thing she actually likes about being in a relationship. let her in the redemption round the writers fucked her character arc so bad and she deserves a win"

"the aroallo character of all tiiiiiiime oh my god. she was a human who got turned into a demon and then back into a human again after a thousand years. she didn't understand the difference between sex and romance. 99% of her problems could have been solved if anyone had sat her down and explained the concept of friends with benefits. she spent most of the dates we saw her go on infodumping about her past murders. she became the love interest to one of the show's leads largely because she thought he was the most tolerable guy at their high school and felt like she needed to go to prom with Someone. she agreed to marry him because she thought it would give her the sense of identity she lacked and was desperate for. she sang a musical number about how she only wanted to get married for the sex money and sense of identity. she got left at the altar. she immediately went and fucked an amoral vampire after getting left at the altar. she was vaguely trans coded. she was even autistic <3"

Redemption Round 1 Eliminations - [link]

[zwoelffarben]

Ah, my first radfem. Surprised it took y'all several months to find my notifications, but I guess that really just mean's I'm doing a really good job of preblocking every redname I happen across, and you ain't red, yet.

Look, nova: I'mma try to explain something to you before I mark you for shinigami eyes, block you, and move on wit my life; I do not care about your taste in genitals: Nobody cares about your taste in genitals. If you ain't like penis, that's your business: you do you, dive that muff. I ain't a cop. Everybody's got preferences. Having preferences is normal.

But, imagine with me you're at a club for all genders looking ta hook up wit a lady, and some dude walks in, makes a bee-line for the club stage, grabs the microphone, and, unprompted by anyone, says, "Yeah, I could never date a redhead. Their hair color is such a turn-off for me, I'd be too disgusted to ever form an emotional connection, let alone have sex with them."

We both agree, the dude in this hypothetical is a fucking asshole, yeah? I'd even go so far to say, this hypothetical guy probably actually exists, and is enfact an asshole. Especially if he does it when are redheads in the room, who are forced to listen to this guy as he make his entire personality how much he doesn't want to have sex with red-heads. Fuck that guy, right? In this, we agree, yes?

Now, imagine a woman doing it. It's still not cool, right? If someone is reducing an entire groups of people into fuckable and unfuckable based on how repugnant they find those people's physical features, and then regularly announces, loudly and unprompted, "Hey anyone who can hear me, 'I find X phyiscally repugnant and sexually unattractive', and if you have X, I'd never want to sleep with you." That would be, if you'll pardon the pun that spoils the analogy: a dick move in any gender.

Now, imagine I'm bar-tending (so it makes sense for me to be there) at the club for ladies who like ladies. And I watch you stroll up to the microphone, and loudly declare unprompted for the whole club to have to hear, "Yeah I could never date or have sex with a trans woman cause of her penis..."

You doin' that would not engender in me the desire to serve you a strawberry daiquiri; and it likely would not engender in most ladies at the club, trans or otherwise, with the desire to get to know you better or sleep with you. You'd be the person loudly reducing entire groups of people in categorically fuckable and unfuckable, a thing we established was hella rude.

You can have preferences. Later in the night when you and a lady have hit it off, and y'all is both thinkin' things might get intimate, you can start discussing y'all's equipment and whether leaving the club together's actually in the cards or if you should find other people to dance with. That'd be normal. A rejection might hurt her the way it always hurts anyone, but it'd be NORMAL.

Hell, going back to our hypothetical dude, if, instead of walking up on stage and making his preferences everyone else's problem, he was doing the normal courtship thing, and only when things were turning intimate was like, "Hey while we're negociating the possibility of sex, I need to ask, are you a natural red-head, because if you are, I'm sorry, but it's kinda a deal-breaker for me in an 'it's not you it's me' way," I'd think he's weird, but I wouldn't think he's an asshole.

Loudly and proudly announcing your opinion on the fuckability of ALL trans woman because they've (sometimes) got genitals you ain't interested in, is rude. It ain't normal. You ain't being normal if you do it.

We are not asking you to like penis. It is okay to not like penis.

We are asking to not be rude to trans women about it.

Be normal.

so basically, a lotta ppl online like to posture. they want to be badass, cool, the edgy kid - they call themselves things like "freak" or "fagdyke gendertrash scum" etc. and thats fine on its own, im not opposed to edge. BUT. theres a lot of ppl online who want to talk that talk but not walk that walk, and when a trans woman online does something that wouldnt fly in a conservative midwestern town in the USA, they wanna throw her under the bus as fast as they can. because her walking the walk does actually scare them, because theyre just posturing. theyre something worse than edgy: theyre Posers.

[queentexxx]

Incest is fun until you birth out the ugliest fucking creature youve ever seen

I,, what the fuck are you on about?? 😭💀

[i-arch-my-backula]

I love ur choppy and nubbins stuff! My fave boys! If it’s not too much trouble may I please get a lil bit of x reader fluffy headcanons (separate) with em? All good if not I understand how it can be🫠 thanks anyway!💞

If you want fluff you came to the right place. I am an avid lover of fluff and I love writing it for y'all so keep it coming. I love these two baby girls with all of my heart and I'm glad other people do too. I also made these general relationship head cannons cause why not. Sorry they're kinda short I just couldn't think of much at the moment.

General relationship head cannons with the Sawyer twins (separate)

Warnings: It's the Sawyer twins so all of that kinda stuff

Nubbins Sawyer

He's a very touchy lover. Always wants his hands on you or your hands on him. Loves cuddling, hugging, kissing, holding hands, whatever else.

He loves showing you off to victims because I have a feeling that he doesn't get to go out of the house and in front of other people too often.

But he's always talking to his brothers about how much he loves you and how cute of a couple the two of you are.

He also loves giving you gifts. Most of the time it's random things from the side of the road or things from victims. Jewelry, animal bones, teeth, loose coins, animal hides, etc.

He loves spending time with you. He'll often ask you to go join him on his little trips around town and will have you sit with him and talk. Although he might do a lot of the talking.

But if you tell him that he's been talking too much he'll stop for you and will let you talk.

Just because he talks a lot doesn't mean he's not interested with what you have to say, he's just a man who talks a lot is all.

If you're smaller or the same size as him then you're free to steal any of his clothes that you want to wear. He doesn't mind and he loves seeing you in them.

If you're bigger than him then your closet is his too. He's going to steal your clothes and wear them. I can also see him putting his hands under your shirt just for fun.

Loves seeing you do domestic things around the house no matter your gender. It makes him feel like he's some normal guy with a stay at home spouse who takes care of everything else.

I also head cannon that the Sawyers have somewhat of a farm going on so they don't have to go into town too often so seeing you working on farm issues is another thing that he loves to see.

Chop Top Sawyer

Like Nubbins his biggest love language is physical touch. He honestly can't keep his hands to himself half the time and he just want's to constantly touch you.

Also loves spending time with you in general, mostly when it's listening to music together but any other kind of activities are fun too. He considers them little dates.

Will talk about you to all of the victims that come their way, also probably to all the corpses that they have laying around their cave. He just wants you to know he's not ashamed of being your boyfriend.

I feel like he still gets war flashbacks and has nightmares so you'll have to comfort him through those even though he says he's fine. Mental health isn't something they really talk about in the Sawyer house.

Now like Nubbins he also doesn't know when to shut up, but he'll always make room for you to add imput into his rants that he goes on. I feel like he does impressions of Drayton a lot like he does in the movie and he's pretty good at it too in my opinion.

Loves watching you get ready whenever you're going to go out. He doesn't go out often but if you wear makeup he loves watching you put it on and might suggest you put some on Bubba too.

He lovingly teases you a lot. It's pretty harmless and it usually ends with the two of you just cuddling together.

[bluecookiedisaster]

I've seen a bee documentary or two.

From what I understand,

doesn't your queen give birth

to all the bee children?

- Yeah, but...

- So those aren't your real parents!

- Oh, Barry...

- Yes, they are!

Hold me back!

You're an illegitimate bee,

aren't you, Benson?

He's denouncing bees!

Don't y'all date your cousins?

- Objection!

- I'm going to pincushion this guy!

Adam, don't! It's what he wants!

Oh, I'm hit!!

Oh, lordy, I am hit!

Order! Order!

The venom! The venom

is coursing through my veins!

I have been felled

by a winged beast of destruction!

You see? You can't treat them

like equals! They're striped savages!

Stinging's the only thing

they know! It's their way!

- Adam, stay with me.

- I can't feel my legs.

What angel of mercy

will come forward to suck the poison

from my heaving buttocks?

I will have order in this court. Order!

Order, please!

The case of the honeybees

versus the human race

took a pointed turn against the bees

yesterday when one of their legal

team stung Layton T. Montgomery.

- Hey, buddy.

- Hey.

- Is there much pain?

- Yeah.

I...

I blew the whole case, didn't I?

It doesn't matter. What matters is

you're alive. You could have died.

I'd be better off dead. Look at me.

They got it from the cafeteria

downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.

Look, there's

a little celery still on it.

What was it like to sting someone?

I can't explain it. It was all...

All adrenaline and then...

and then ecstasy!

All right.

You think it was all a trap?

Of course. I'm sorry.

I flew us right into this.

What were we thinking? Look at us. We're

just a couple of bugs in this world.

What will the humans do to us

if they win?

I don't know.

I hear they put the roaches in motels.

That doesn't sound so bad.

Adam, they check in,

but they don't check out!

Oh, my.

Oould you get a nurse

to close that window?

- Why?

- The smoke.

Bees don't smoke.

Right. Bees don't smoke.

Bees don't smoke!

But some bees are smoking.

That's it! That's our case!

It is? It's not over?

Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.

Get back to the court and stall.

Stall any way you can.

And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.

Mr. Flayman.

Yes? Yes, Your Honor!

Where is the rest of your team?

Well, Your Honor, it's interesting.

Bees are trained to fly haphazardly,

and as a result,

we don't make very good time.

I actually heard a funny story about...

Your Honor,

haven't these ridiculous bugs

taken up enough

of this court's valuable time?

How much longer will we allow

these absurd shenanigans to go on?

They have presented no compelling

evidence to support their charges

against my clients,

who run legitimate businesses.

I move for a complete dismissal

of this entire case!

Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going

to have to consider

Mr. Montgomery's motion.

But you can't! We have a terrific case.

Where is your proof?

Where is the evidence?

Show me the smoking gun!

Hold it, Your Honor!

You want a smoking gun?

Here is your smoking gun.

What is that?

It's a bee smoker!

What, this?

This harmless little contraption?

This couldn't hurt a fly,

let alone a bee.

Look at what has happened

to bees who have never been asked,

"Smoking or non?"

Is this what nature intended for us?

To be forcibly addicted

to smoke machines

and man-made wooden slat work camps?

Living out our lives as honey slaves

to the white man?

- What are we gonna do?

- He's playing the species card.

Ladies and gentlemen, please,

free these bees!

Free the bees! Free the bees!

Free the bees!

Free the bees! Free the bees!

The court finds in favor of the bees!

Vanessa, we won!

I knew you could do it! High-five!

Sorry.

I'm OK! You know what this means?

All the honey

will finally belong to the bees.

Now we won't have

to work so hard all the time.

This is an unholy perversion

of the balance of nature, Benson.

You'll regret this.

Barry, how much honey is out there?

All right. One at a time.

Barry, who are you wearing?

My sweater is Ralph Lauren,

and I have no pants.

- What if Montgomery's right?

- What do you mean?

We've been living the bee way

a long time, 27 million years.

Oongratulations on your victory.

What will you demand as a settlement?

First, we'll demand a complete shutdown

of all bee work camps.

Then we want back the honey

that was ours to begin with,

every last drop.

We demand an end to the glorification

of the bear as anything more

than a filthy, smelly,

bad-breath stink machine.

We're all aware

of what they do in the woods.

Wait for my signal.

Take him out.

He'll have nauseous

for a few hours, then he'll be fine.

And we will no longer tolerate

bee-negative nicknames...

But it's just a prance-about stage name!

...unnecessary inclusion of honey

in bogus health products

and la-dee-da human

tea-time snack garnishments.

Oan't breathe.

Bring it in, boys!

Hold it right there! Good.

Tap it.

Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups,

and there's gallons more coming!

- I think we need to shut down!

- Shut down? We've never shut down.

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

[happy-beeeps]

Buzzcut Season ch. 7

Wait For It

WC: 3.3k

pairing: Rex x heiress!reader

Summary: A continuation of the previous chapter! Nothing can go right for too long! I'm sorry!

Warnings: angst, drinking, brief descriptions of violence, brief sexual situations but like in a ha ha funny way

(a/n: hey... how y'all doin... :))))) sorry for abandoning you all but I promise I'll never orphan y'all, I was born a Rex whore and I'll die a Rex whore)

* * *

“One bantha milk latte, chilled please, and add vanilla?” You ask the wait droid who wheels over to your table. “And one black caf, with a biscuit,” you add, before they can head towards the bar. It’s an unseasonably nice day in the grand city, and you’re spending your morning at a cafe with Jil before a casual day in the shopping district. She’s late, as per usual, so you bide your time people watching instead. There’s a Rodian couple seated outside near you, and across the way from this shop is a fruit stall you’ve visited before, and a woman selling strong perfume. It’s calm, a pleasant day full of chattering families and couples. Your mind strays to Rex for a moment, and you force the thought out of your mind as quickly as it enters. You haven’t heard from him for weeks, which isn’t particularly unusual, and your morbid anxieties had been quelled the last time he left when he offhandedly remarked, “If I’m shot, trust me, you’ll know.” At the moment, you were completely outraged he'd even talk like that, but that little fact has wormed itself into your subconscious as your own comfort. He called it a perk of rank. No, you can’t think about him because you’re starting to miss him quite terribly. It’s near the month mark where the longing starts to kick in, and you refuse to be lovesick, not this time.

On cue, Jil arrives, neon yellow maxi dress flowing behind her as she sits in front of you, a flurry of yellow, green skin, gold bangles and lekku cuffs. “I’m sorry I’m late! I ran into my promoter, I put us down for that new Mon Cala restaurant that's opening tonight, I figured you’d be interested?”

“I’m supposed to see Padmè tonight, any chance you could add another spot?” 

Jil grins and pulls out her comm, “You know I love that Senator, she’s welcome at my table any time.” The wait droid comes back with your drinks (and Jil’s biscuit) and you hand your credit chip over to pay. “Any news from your Captain?” she asks, and you shake your head. Letting your friends in on your relationship was intimidating, but so great not to have to hide from them. Even better, you convinced a few of them to have a night out at 79’s once the 501st was back, and you were ecstatic. Letting Padmè in had been a little more nerve wracking, but the Senator had been wildly supportive. She had held both your hands and said, “I have… a close friendship with General Skywalker. I’ll let you know anything I hear from them,” giving you even more excitement having another tie to Rex.

You and Jil sipped on your individual drinks before linking arms and walking towards the shopping district in the federal plaza. “I need something exciting to wear for my date tomorrow with Boa, I’m thinking blue and also sequins.”

“I think that’s a lovely idea.” You smiled, patting her hand. You walked through boutiques and shopping stalls in a mix of chattiness and comfortable silence before she cleared her throat, 

“So… just how serious are you two?”

 “I’m… not sure? We’ve never really talked about a lot of end goal stuff,”

“I mean, I just wonder, as your best friend, if I need to start dropping hints. I mean, it’s been over a year or so? You haven’t even talked about end game stuff?”

“It’s kind of hard to talk about the end game when he doesn't even have rights as a person, and could die at any moment,” you snap, and Jil sighs, reaching a hand towards your arm. “I’m sorry, I’m just, it feels off, like something is wrong. I haven’t slept well these past few days.” you breath, and Jil gives you a reassuring squeeze. 

“Look, that’s not what I meant. I can’t even imagine how I would be in your shoes, I miss Boa after a day, and to think you’ve been dealing with it alone? I shouldn’t have pushed.” 

You give her a sad smile and shake it off. “For what it's worth, I would. In a heartbeat. He’s sacrificed so much for me, and I’d do it all for him. I always thought of settling in Naboo.” 

Jil smiles, “I hear Naboo has a growing social scene.” Your tender moment however, is interrupted by a buzz on your comm. A message flashes quickly from Padmè. Meet me at my office. I have information.

* * *

When you arrive, she’s pacing, purple robes fluttering behind her. When you walk in, her eyes soften a little and she urges you to sit in front of her. “Would you like the business news or personal first?”

“That depends, is everything-”

“They’re fine. Don’t worry.” You exhale, and smile. “Business then pleasure, that’s how the saying goes?”

“Right,” she smiles and passes you a datapad, “Well, Queen Apailana is open to conversation about creating some sort of set aside lodging and career opportunities for clones. And I’ve heard Spira has agreed, as well as Alderaan. In addition, one of your father’s last acts was to sign an agreement for Lyra. I think if we can pull a couple more systems, we’d have a really good start.”

You wince a bit at the mention of your home on Lyra, but continue, “That’s great! Will you be visiting home to speak with Queen Apailana?”

“No,” she beams, swiping the datapad to a calendar, and highlighting a section of days blocked in pink. “We’ll be going to Naboo. I’ve picked an excellent time, it’s a few cycles away, so we’ve got weeks to plan and get organized, but it’s during one of our most lovely festivals. I figure, if things are going well in the Senate, perhaps I deserve a vacation?” 

You nod, and reach your hands out to hold hers, “I’m so grateful you’ve trusted me with this,” you say, and she squeezes, 

“I’m selfishly grateful you turned down running for senate or Queen. I’m much happier to work with you without the bureaucracy.” She looks around the room for a moment before lowering her voice. “Now, for the personal news. I don’t know much, but Anakin-General Skywalker, has sent me a message that they are coming home tonight. They’ve sustained minor losses, however from what I could get from him, one was particularly devastating. Rex should be fine, in fact, I politely encouraged Anakin to give them a moment of rest, he should be all yours tonight.” 

“Padme, you’re excellent, thank you-”

“There is one more thing. Fives… he’s not well.”

“Not well? What do you mean?” “I don’t know. He went with another clone to Kamino. I don’t know anything else, but I wanted you to brace yourself. I know you two are close.” You nodded and breathed, standing up more abruptly than you intended.

 “I fear I have to go home. This may be a longer night than I originally thought-and not in a good way.” she nods, and you run out the door, eager to get back to your home and make it as comfortable as possible.

* * *

It’s nearly sundown when you arrive, and you’ve opted to keep the holo off to discourage any news. CeeDee has helped you prepare, you’ve baked, fluffed the pillows and blankets, left his favorite shower soaps in the refresher, even went and bought him his favorite bleach for his hair, you know how he gets when the tufts of it grow out, brown and shouty. You’ve stripped into something more comfortable, a long sage silky night dress and you’ve removed all your accessories and, regrettably, canceled dinner with Jil. Ever understanding, she held no grudge. Let me know if you can convince Rex to shake it tonight, maybe a night out will be good for him.

The door to your apartment slides upon suddenly, and you look up from your holobook on your spot on the chaise in your living room. You throw the datapad down, and Rex stands in front of you, in all his armor, looking utterly exhausted. He doesn’t even say anything, just drops his helmet onto the table near your door with a clatter and walks to you wordlessly, wrapping both his arms around you and letting out a long, deep sigh. You’re dwarfed by him in all his plastoid, and you wrap your arms around him as best you can. “I missed you, buckethead,” you murmur, and he pulls his head up from its spot on the crook in your neck and takes your face in both hands, his gloved fingers toying with loose strands of your hair. 

“Not possible you missed me more than I missed you, Princess.” The kiss he plants on your forehead is sweet, and the one on your lips is bruising, without the sense of carnal urgency. He is tired, and today is for rest. 

“Why don’t you go to the ‘fresher, and we’ll get in bed and you can tell me what’s on your mind?” He nods, and starts walking while unfastening various bits of his armor, and you can hear them clink in the basket you’ve put down on the floor. 

From the other room, you hear him shout, “you got me bleach!”

* * *

“He’s gone? Our Tup?”

“Yeah,” he runs his hand over his face, “and I-I don’t know what’s happening to Fives. The last message I got from the Kaminoans said it was bad, and I mean, have you seen the news?” “No, what's on the news?” “He tried to take out the Chancellor, course I don’t know how much of it I believe,”

“I don’t trust a thing the Chancellor says,” you shudder, remembering how uncomfortable you felt in his office. You lean your head on Rex’s shoulder and kneed your blanket between your hands, “I’m so sorry. I wish I could help.” 

He puts a hand on your cheek and brings you closer, “Unfortunately, I’m built to handle this,” he rubs a hand lazily on your cheek, “They both loved you, ya know? Not like me, course, but Fives loves you probably more than he loves half our brothers. You’re his sister. Tup too, he loved ya. He used to get so, so frustrated with me, and not being honest with myself and how I felt about you. You were their favorite mission.” You look up at him, and with his words the reality of it all comes crashing in, you might never see Fives again, and you’ll never see Tup. Fives, the man who pushed you to Rex, the one you’ve shared many a shot with, who’s probably seen you at your very worst even more than Rex. He’s sick, best case, or a political enemy at worst. And sweet Tup, always so reassuring and gentle with you. You find yourself blinking back hot tears, and you feel, frankly, terrible. For crying for Fives when Rex is the one who should be devastated, you’re crying for Tup, who you haven’t even properly mourned yet. You’re embarrassed to have to be comforted by the one who you should be comforting. 

“I’m sorry,” you sniffle, “I wanted to comfort you today, and I don’t even know how to comfort myself.” 

He wipes a tear from your eyes, “Princess, you know I’m not the best at the whole feelings thing, you trying is more than I could ever have dreamed of,” he glances at his comm, it’s been buzzing for the past hour then back at you. “Look, the boys are going to 79’s, fact they’re probably already there. I’m really not up for it, but they would want to see you. I think it would help lift their spirits, would you go? On behalf of us?” 

You sniff, and look at him with bewilderment, “like, right now?”

“We weren’t built to properly mourn,” he holds your hand, “you’ve made me want to try, to get better. I think I need some time to really process this. Maybe, when you come back, I’ll be able to talk?” You open your mouth to say something and it’s replaced by him, kissing away each tear on your face and planting one more firm on your lips, hand knotted in your hair. “You’re a vod to them too.” He says, and it’s that little bit that convinces you. 

“Ok, ok I’ll go. In fact, Jil might meet me there.”

“That's great! Jesse loves Jil!”

“Jil is quite literally dating a woman,” you giggle, making your way to the closet and shimmying into a tight black long sleeved mini dress, casual for your standards.

 “And Jesse loves to shoot the shit, no one can match sarcasm like that woman,” he shakes his head and at that you laugh, and admit he isn’t wrong. You zip up a pair of white over the knee boots and send Jil a message to meet you out, before giving Rex one more kiss. 

“There are face masks in the kitchen, and cookies on the counter. CeeDee is washing your armor as we speak!” you call over your shoulder, and blow him a kiss, watching with a grin as he reaches his arm in the air to catch it.

* * *

When you walk into the bar, you’re blindsided with how rowdy it is. The 501st being back in town is usually a call for excitement, but you’re shocked to see it as busy as it is. Making your way back to the booth you know the boys usually occupy, you’re surprised to see Jil already there, engaged in a heated debate with Jesse.

“I’m just saying, personally, a Wookie sized Ewok is much more of a threat than an Ewok sized Wookie,” she remarks, taking another sip from her martini glass, and she grins as you sit down. 

“Ok, but you’re being too vague. Does the Wookie retain its strength, or is it proportionate? Because, a strong, short Wookie is just a Wookie with better aim for my ankles, and that’s a threat.”

 You roll your eyes at the two of them, and pat Kix on the thigh, “How are you?” you ask the medic, always the more emotionally intune, and he sighs, “Not drunk enough. I should’ve seen something,”

“You did everything you could. As you always do.” You squeeze his knee and Jil stands, 

“I’m taking Jesse out on the dance floor, let’s do shots and then go for a spin?” she says, doing a literal spin on her heel as she says it. One of Cody’s men, Waxer, waves over from the bar and you all stand, urging Kix to come with. He nods, and the 4 of you make your way over to the bar.

 Your first shot goes down smooth, and before you know it, you’ve taken another, mind spinning from the lack of food and stress of the day. “Ok, now lead the way.”

The group of you dance for a while, Jil taking turns between Jesse and Kix, and you spin between all of them. Cody’s boys join your group, and you chat with Waxer a bit more, enjoying the conversation and the way all the noise in the bar is rattling around in your brain. The lights are bouncing, and the third drink makes you a bit blurry, so you pull back from the group, nudging your head towards the refresher. “I’m gonna run really quick!” you call, and Jil nods, she mouths, asking if she needs to go with you and you shake your head. You’ve always felt safe here, even if a Shiny doesn’t know how you are yet, a quick mention of Rex tends to send any unwanted attention away. So you’re surprised when, rather aggressively, a man in clone armor and a gray admiral’s hat is grabbing your wrist and pinning you against a wall in a corner near the refreshers, hands firm on your shoulders. You laugh, and drunkenly blink your eyes open, “You’re gonna be real mad you did that when I tell you who I’m fucking,”

“I knew you’d say something like that, but gods, I didn’t need a visual.” You roll your eyes, trying to shimmy your shoulders away, frustrated that this man doesn’t seem to care, 

“Let me go before I start yelling,” you warn, refusing to meet your assailant in the eyes.

“Please, it’s me, I need to talk to you, now.” The voice suddenly sounds familiar, and you look forward, looking Fives eye to eye.

“What are you doing here!?” you whisper-shriek, hands going to grab his face between yours, “I’ve been so worried about you!” you screech, giving the clone a squeeze. His eyes become more focused for a second and he smiles, seems to come back to you for a moment, then he continues, “I got caught up in something real bad, there’s a plot, a whole plot, and everyone’s gonna get hurt, you can get hurt, everyone, it’s everyone.” You blink at him, eyes blank, and start, 

“Fives I, I don’t know if I’m sober enough to be the person you’re telling this to,”

“Well you have to be. You’re the only person I can trust here. This thing, this plan or whatever, it goes all the way up, I need to see Rex, I need to see the General.”

“Listen, you know I can get you to see Rex, but I can’t help much at all with Skywalker. Why don’t we go to the temple, or go to my apartment now-”

“No, no tell Rex to meet me here,” he pulls out your comm and types in coordinates, “in an hour, I don’t want any of this to lead back to you. I can’t have your blood on my hands.” Just then, a group of Guard rank troopers walk in, looking around for Fives. 

“Quick, don’t make this weird,” You take his head and shove it against your shoulder, you throwing an arm around his waist and neck, “I hate this so much,” he mumbles against your skin, and a guard walks by, believing to have caught you both in the middle of something, and blinks. “Sorry, sorry. I’ll keep walking.” The man mumbles, and Fives pulls back. 

Before he can say anything, you stick a finger in his face, “We never speak of this.” You hiss, and he rolls his eyes and laughs, prepared to duck out. “Wait, Fives?” You whisper, and he turns around, giving you one more moment to give him a hug. He’s surprised by this, and pulls you in with a squeeze. “I just wanted to say, I was really worried today, first Tup, I would’ve been really bummed if I lost you two. I’m glad you’re my brother.” You say, pulling back. He puts his hat on his head before giving your shoulder a squeeze.

“Wow, ‘really bummed.’ Those are some pretty compelling words. Make me a shirt with that would ya?” You roll your eyes while he walks away before turning around, “I’d do anything for you vod. I’ll be back.” 

He disappears into the crowd and the pit in your stomach grows. You rush back to your group, the previous mission abandoned. “I need to go home, now.” You say, gathering as much of your things as you can find. You glance at Kix and Jesse and widen your eyes the slightest bit, nudging your head to gesture to the search party in the bar. Their eyes widen in response and they nod, and you turn on your heel to clasp hands with Jil. “How was your first night here?” You ask, and she laughs in response. 

“Well, we’ll be back for sure.” You beam, and hurry out the door, quick to get home to Rex before it’s too late.

[kfanopinions]

☾ Rules & Regulations ☽

first it occurs to me that i never really stated the rules to requesting on here. sorry about that, but i think it's high time that i lay down the law (jk). please be mindful of these rules because failure to do so will mean immediate deletion of request :D

please and thank you. i'm so tired of seeing requests that feel like i'm being demanded to do something. it doesn't make me want to get to those requests any quicker. i do this for free because it's fun and i like doing this. but requests that start off with 'i want to know this,' or 'tell me about that,' -_- drive me crazy. so, please use your manners and say please and thank you <3

dating life? who cares?! i will not look into an idols dating life or who they are in a relationship with. i don't care and neither should you. what we're doing is already an invasion of privacy. my question to all those who want to know is, if the tables are turned do you want someone finding out about your relationship status without your consent?

husbands! wives! parents! oh my! look my loves, my babies... there is no way in h-e-double hockey sticks i can tell you what someone will be like as a father/mother/spouse unless i use my own intuition, maybe tarot (and this is a huge maybe because that would be the finest grain of salt), and what i've given in "as a boyfriend" or "girlfriend" <- if i ever do female idols lol nothing in a chart will indicate what someone is like as a husband/wife. it only indicates what a person is "looking for" "will bring balance." idk how others can come up with that kind of stuff unless they change "boyfriend/girlfriend" to "husband/wife" lol

adults only! i will not do 18+ readings on anyone who is not over the age of 21. the legal age in South Korea is 21 years old, so please don't ask because i will just delete that request.

one and only one -_- please, i beg of you, try to keep each request down to 1 thing and 1 thing only. no i would like to know x, y, z...nope not gonna happen haha there is no killing two birds with one stone here lol just request again for something else my loves <3

look before you ask check here the WIP list will always tell you what has already been requested ^^

ummm who? okay i would like to think of myself as a kpop connoisseur but i'm not. i can't identify someone by just their names. so please, tell me their group ^^

help a sister out! if you know the idols birth time, and date of birth (month, day, year) and their birthplace...please put that in the request. it saves me soooo much time ^^ or if you know their birth chart details that saves me even more time and i can get to your request quicker ^^

limited info...is a struggle okay, this is for my non astrology babies. i know you want to know everything you can about your favorite idol, i get it BUT you need to understand that without proper birth information which includes: birth time, birth place (city/country), and basic birthday info (m/d/y) there is only so much we astrology blogs can give you. i'm sorry.

patience is so much of a virtue please know that these requests will take me some time. there are moments when they'll be flying onto my blog like i'm a machine and other times when it seems like i've disappeared. (i haven't i'm just busy). i do these in my spare time when i'm not working and when i'm not writing on my other blog which you can find here. so bear with me as i try to get these done <3

☾ SIDE NOTE ☽ thank you for requesting on here. it means a lot to me that you're interested in what i have to say. i love y'all from the bottom of my heart and please stay safe, warm, healthy, and make sure to get proper rest!

[homoo-wan-kenobi]

Hey! I saw there was some discourse bubbling over writing Lady D with male readers, and I thought I could perhaps give some insight on why some people reacted a bit sharply - I believe it was due to wording.

Very often the idea of inclusivity is turned against lesbians or asexual folks (though other identities suffer from this, too) to pressure them into "not being so restrictive" for not dating men, so to say. At times, this behavior translates into fandom and writing spaces as well, either by placing pressure on creators to make content they are not comfortable with (in the name of "thinking of what other readers might be interested in") or by targeting their own personal experiences and identities. With Lady D being, or at least interpreted as lesbian-coded by many, I can see why this can hit a little too close to home for some - they likely experienced this in real life.

All this to say that, while it is great that you would like to make your own content more accessible, please do not feel pressured to cater to one group or another. If shipping and writing Lady D with guys makes you happy, then go for it! But if it doesn't, however, you will not be letting your readers down if you don't write these pairings (or any other ships). The readers who deserve to experience your work will understand either way. And if anybody starts harassing you, do not be afraid to block them.

No need to reply to this, by the way. I just wanted to share some ideas from the opposite side of the coin. Keep up the good work!

okay, you said no need to reply so I won't make this long. first of all, thank you for sending this, I appreciate it! I made the reply long on accident 😭

it sucks that people feel pressured into writing things that they aren't comfortable with. like if someone has explicitly said what they write in terms of what kind of fics or who they write for and what kind of reader or oc they'll write them with then respect that. don't try to pressure them into writing something because it's what you want. like say you like that writer's style so you're like "ooh, they'd write this well" and then when they say no and maybe they explain why they won't or maybe they don't explain. don't circle back around and be mean about it. respect their choice, and perhaps ask if they might know someone else who wouldn't mind writing it? oftentimes, the person you send the ask to will be like "hey, if anybody would like to write this for anon then I know they'd appreciate it" or something like that. at least I try to do that even tho I'm a little selfish and I keep all of my requests trapped in my ask box.

this is off topic a bit and a bit of a long reply. anyway, I don't really get pressured into writing things. I think when I first started, people got a little antsy and they'd be like "where's such and such fic??" but yeah. it is nice when people constantly remind me to take breaks, don't rush, and all that other good stuff. I'm not besties with my block button so I don't block people often.

but yeah, to all the writers. stick to what makes you comfortable. don't let anons or even people who don't send as anon try to pressure you into conforming your writing to fit what they want in terms of requesting. and if the request doesn't fit what you write, do try to pass it on to others to see if someone would be willing to write it for them. that's the most you can do for them and if they don't take kindly to that then that's on them. don't let them make you feel bad because they definitely could've handled it better. okay?? okay. you're all amazing and your writing is all amazing, and just know that all that y'all do is very appreciated. okay, Imma stop talking now. sorry, lmao.

[stop-stealing-my-username]

I think there's something especially sinister about the idea that asexuals "withholding sex" is abusive, because it's such a twisted and warped portrayal of what withholding intimacy actually looks like, and skewing what abusive behaviour looks like is super dangerous for everyone.

Asexuals often have to have an even more thorough conversation on boundaries and limits than allosexuals (someone please correct me if that term is wrong it's been a while). They have to state outright "I have no interest/a very limited interest in sex" when they enter a relationship because sex is an expected part of a romantic monogamous relationship for most people. When you have that conversation, the partner knows what they are signing up for.

Stating outright "I don't want to have sex", "I may never want to have sex", "I don't want to be touched", or "I never want to have sex ever" is boundary setting, it is not withholding intimacy.

Withholding intimacy is a real abusive tactic, but it doesn't only apply to sex; it applies to hugs, kissing, hand holding, cuddling, dates, eating together, sharing a bed, etc. Withholding intimacy doesn't involve setting boundaries, it's never "I don't want to do this because I'm uncomfortable with it or simply don't want to", the intent is "you did something that I think you need to be punished for, therefore I will withhold any and all intimacy that I know you crave until you start acting the way that I want".

Withholding intimacy is about *punishing and controlling the victim*

An asexual who doesn't WANT to have sex isn't "withholding" sex any more than a straight woman who says "not tonight honey" to her husband, and suggesting that ANYONE "tough it out" is suggesting that they flatten their own boundaries for someone else and endure actual abuse; y'all who say this shit are no better than the Christians who say shit like it being a woman's duty to please her husband regardless of what she wants.

Additionally, if you enter a relationship with an asexual who has explicitly stated their boundaries and you try to ignore them, *you are the abuser here*

I'm putting "abusive" and "withholding intimacy" up on the top shelf til we learn what they mean

***Quick edit (feb 1st) because I had an afterthought that's kinda important; withholding intimacy isn't only in regards to physical intimacy (I'd wager that it's not what most people experience when their partner is withholding intimacy even though it's the first thing that comes to mind), emotional intimacy can be withheld too.

Giving someone the "cold shoulder" (ignoring when they speak, refusing to acknowledge them being in the room, etc) after an argument, for example is withholding intimacy; the intent is to punish and isolate the victim, to tell them "you don't matter, you don't deserve to be loved", and it's very blatent.

While intimacy can be weaponized, it's important to make the distinction between that and not wanting to engage in intimacy, because they are not the same fucking thing; insisting that they are blurs what is actually abusive (dangerous for everyone), and paints the false narrative of asexual people being inherently abusive for *checks notes* communicating that they don't want to have sex. As with all aphobia, the argument falls apart when you think about it for more than five seconds.

Also this goes without saying but you are never fucking owed sex from someone and this bullshit aounds like incel rhetoric.

Sorry if I rambled to the point of derailing but this is something that I have a lot of thoughts on and really fucking bothers me because it's being directed at people who are literally doing nothing wrong and if anything are far more likely to face abuse (re: "tough it out") than to be the abuser.

Anyway that's my TEDtalk

ngl I'm gonna need this site to stop right the fuck now with whatever rising aphobia has decided to suddenly skyrocket in the last month of 2023

[captain-kit-adventuress]

hi there! i apologize if this is weird or strange of me, but i saw you reblogging my post about lesbian men (im a mod on that blog, it wasnt a post from this blog), and thought your blog looked interesting so i clicked on it- and i'm really interested in hearing your perspective as an older queer person, what it used to be like in queer communities and if lesbian men used to be commonly accepted in queer spaces? of course i do not expect you to be an expert, i just always look to the voices and testimonies of older queer people about this stuff because listening to exclusionists can be so frustrating, and y'all are much more educated and understanding of the queer community, and i figured i'd ask for your perspective on inclusionism and exclusionism from a more experienced queer perspective? of course if you do not want to answer you don't have to, i just figured i'd reach out as i'm interested to know!

I am so sorry I haven't gotten back to you on this sooner. Life intervened in a pretty huge way, and I swear Tumblr ate this ask for awhile. This is going to be a long one, because I want to answer your question as completely as I possbly can, but I am not a succinct writer by any means.

I don't mind answering questions at all, and I don't think it's weird or strange to ask a question if you're unsure of something or want clarification or additional knowledge. However. I always put out the disclaimer that I came to queerness, at least out queerness, pretty recently, so even though I'm older, and old enough to remember at least some prominent US queer history as it happened, I was not as directly connected to it as others. That, in addition to it absolutely not being safe to come out in the area where I lived, and as the result there effectively being no queer community where I lived, I'm not as up-to-date as I would like to be. I also did the classic "overinvested ally doesn't realise" thing for a really, really long time.

That said, I'm still happy to answer as much as I can.

Exclusionism, in one way or another, has always existed, as I'm sure you're aware. Queer whites, on the whole, often were and are outrightly hostile and openly racist to all kinds of queer people of colour, fat queers, and plenty of intersections between those and other identities and circumstances. There's definitely been sexist behaviour towards others from both cis-binary genders. What I will say is that queer spaces, in general, have always been more welcoming in terms of actual identities than exclusionists want anyone to believe, and for far longer.

The word queer, since the time I first learnt it (from queer sources), has never, ever meant a specific set of identities. I do not remember the exact terms of how it was explained, but it was a word for people who did not have a word, or didn't want to use specifics. Didn't matter why they didn't have a word, just that they didn't. Everybody was welcome under the definition of queer if they thought they were queer, and while not everyone would have agreed with that as a concept at the time, it was absolutely crucial to my understanding of this community.

For people who defined queer that way, it is very possible that being a male lesbian wouldn't have been seen as a problem, and I have the feeling those who would have taken issue would have been exclusionists anyway, but that may not always have been true. It is sometimes hard to separate the damage lesbian separatism has done to the lesbian and sapphic communities, from what they looked like in general before that, especially to our understanding of feminism and womanhood. Plenty of it predates me, so I don't have as much first-hand context specifically related to male lesbianism as I would need to answer this question more fully. I wish I had more complete experiences, or at least knowledge, to give you.

Among those who truly supported the idea of queerness as I described it, being a male lesbian would have been just as valid as any other identity. How commonly accepted that was, I can't say without stepping outside the scope of my own experience. What I know is that there were a not-insignificant number of people who did embrace that degree of oppenness and acceptance of all queer identities as valid. Hell, I have memories of reading articles defining queerness in mainstream, widely-read teen magazines in the mid-'90s which matched my definition almost exactly.

I do feel like there was a much clearer idea that queerness does not rest on the language someone uses to identify themselves. Queerness, as I learnt it, was always about radical inclusivity. It was always about the community as a whole, no matter what the actual identity was. Everyone was welcome, and we did not have to personally understand to accept, and there was definitely--as I lived it, at least--a feeling that you were expected to accept others as they were, because our community was all we had.

What the queer community of the time understood in a very visceral way was that our lives were at stake; most of us alive in that period knew someone who'd died of AIDS, or had cared for someone, or had some connection to it. Those who had the ability to afford exclusionism had some measure of insulation from that reality. That insulation has extended to more groups in the present, but there is a concerted effort now to strip it away, and it isn't just cishets who are leading the charge.

It is not an accident that the people least accepting of the word queer are the people who tend to hold the most exclusionary beliefs, no matter where they identify in the acronym. They're also the ones most likely to have survived the reactionary-led purge of the '70s, '80s, and early '90s. Their voices were always overrepresented, and that is now leaking into more mainstream acronym and queer spaces in a way that is dangerous to the queer community as a whole.

Take heart, though: it wasn't always like that, and we can make it that way again.

[shiroandblack]

Finwë, the Progenitor of the 'Fins'

[Disclaimer: what you are about to read are basically my thoughts and interpretation of Finwë. So if you have different thoughts and opinions that's perfectly fine]

Oh, and I'm totally not doing this because I'm procrastinating on the Fëanor thought-vomit I have going on in my head. Pfft, absolutely not!

Finwë, High King of the Noldor, Daddy to Fëanor, Findis, Fingolfin, Lalwen, and Finarfin (not that kind of daddy, get yer minds out of the gutter), husband to both Míriel and Indis, the Ned Stark of the Silmarillion, (depending on who you ask) the Fin to Elu's Finelwë -

I should stop.

First of all, we have no idea where this guy came from (I think?). He just suddenly popped out as an ambassador who basically went out with his buddies (OG Goldilocks and Tall Boy) to scout Valinor and see if the elves should move there or not. Prior to that, Finwë is not mentioned anywhere. People are generally divided if he was Tata's son as was Ingwë being Imin's son and Elwë being Enel' or if he's Unbegotten. Some also headcanon him as an orphan with his parents gone via Morgoth Kidnapping which was why he was chosen as an ambassador. I mean, magical guy on horse saying he'll take their society somewhere? I wouldn't really send the heirs or chieftains, I'd send someone competent enough to be a diplomat but ultimately no great loss to the tribal society of Cuiviénen (my god did I spell that right) if magical guy does pull a Dark Rider. Personally I do think that if he was indeed an orphan, it would explain some things in particular, like his want for many children and just a big family in general.

Anyways, the three go on their joy trip to Valinor and come back and go like "come, come, there are two pretty trees and no Dark Rider". I personally would have gone because of the no Dark Rider part but hey, if you like shiny, glowing trees and that's your main motivation, no judgement. Right after that, we don't know what happens to Imin, Tata, or Enel. Working on the assumption that the three are different people to the three '-wë's then they could have become Avari since the Avari are Tatyar and Nelyar. Interestingly, the Minyar all go and there is no more mention of Imin despite he was chieftain of all chieftains and then suddenly Ingwë is High King of all Elves? I'm gonna go with @squirrelwrangler's Klingon route here from their story 'Of Ingwë Ingweron' because I think there should be more depth to Ingwë and on a completely irrelevant note I have had a crush on 'the boy who would be Ingwë' since I started reading. You probably didn't need to know that, but now you do :)

(As you can see, I'm being very objective.)

BACK TO THE MAIN POINT. THIS IS A POST ABOUT FINWË. So anyways, the Great Journey happened and for some reason he and Elwë decide to meet up in a forest to do what nobody knows. Anyways, Elwë got skadooshed by Melian and Finwë went to Aman forever regretting the fact that he never got to do Elwë - I MEAN DO WHATEVER HE AND ELWË PLANNED in the woods of Nan Elmoth.

There he got married. Now, this is where I actually stop making fun of Finwë (yeah, no) and give you my interpretations and analysis which none of you have asked for but I'm doing anyways. So right off the bat, even when Míriel is obviously tired from giving birth to the baby who is his own crematorium - sorry, I meant Fëanàro - Finwë goes like "oh he's so pretty, I'm sure our other kids will be just as pretty". Which goes to show us that Finwë likely wanted an armada of kids right from the start. Y'all know what happens next. Point is, Míriel's dead and gone and Finwë is understandably a Sad Boy™.

Now, he also exhibits a certain impatient streak after Míriel dies. Surely he knew that the more he bothered Míriel about "hey, when are you gonna come back?" the more obstinate Míriel would be about not returning. I say he is impatient because he is an elf. He technically has all the time in Arda to wait for Míriel to return, but curiously he doesn't wait. Now, Fëanor was born in YT 1169 and Fingolfin in YT 1190 and since one YT is about 10 solar years (I'm pretty sure it's 9.8 years ish but I suck at maths so please have mercy on me) that means that Fëanor was around 200 years old when Fingolfin was born and we know Findis is elder. 200 years for an elf is not long at all, hell to the elven perception of time Finwë marrying Indis is probably like someone going out dating after 40 days of abstinence after a break up. This means that he married Indis relatively quickly after Míriel died, which shows that he was very eager for the marriage to happen.

Why? Was it because he knew Míriel wouldn't return for a very long time? Or was it because he wanted more kids? Or maybe that impatience is just intrinsic to Finwë's character? I actually don't know what to make of his motivations regarding this, so I'd love to hear anyone's opinions.

Finwë supposedly fell in love with Indis when he was going to visit Ingwë and saw her singing and the light was golden and Indis glowed and yeah. Prior to that, they most likely met in Tirion or even in Cuiviénen as Indis was close kin to Ingwë so I highly doubt that this was their first meeting and Indis was in love with Finwë since the early days of when the Vanyar and Noldor still stayed together in Tirion. This does make me wonder that even when Finwë was married to Míriel, were there seeds of feelings towards Indis? No, I am not saying he had an affair with Indis while married to Míriel, but you can feel attracted to someone even while married to another. But considering Finwë's favouritism towards Fëanor, I don't think this was the case and he probably began falling in love with Indis when he saw her singing and being basked in golden light. I do wonder what would have happened if he saw her picking her nose instead but hey, elves don't pick their noses in the Silm because all the nose dirt is removed by the sheer amount of times they must've cried in the First Age. Snotty crying ftw.

Many people in-universe seem to think that his second marriage was a mistake, but I do not think his marriage per say was a mistake. To me Finwë had the right to move on from Míriel, but what I don't agree with was that the Valar basically locked her up in Mandos for eternity. But this is a point of conflict that I feel I should address in a separate post about the Valar. In any case, what I think was the mistake was Finwë's impactful favouritism of Fëanor and his failure to reconcile Fëanor and his children by Indis. As there are a lot of external factors to him being unable to make his kids get along, I will be focusing more on the negative effects of his favouritism.

Finwë's marriage to Indis seems almost like a spontaneous decision, I don't think he actually sat Fëanor down and explained things to him quite well. After all, in Fëanor's mind Indis is the reason his mother is forever dead which is not really the case. Finwë wanted to marry Indis and Indis wanted to marry Finwë. It takes two to make the relationship work, after all. But despite Indis giving him what he wanted which is more children and a big family in general, Finwë still favoured Fëanor. Now I do get favouritism because everyone has favourites, but Finwë's favouritism only served to create more strife between Fëanor and Fingolfin. With one child, he lavishes praise and attention to the point that it's detrimental to Fëanor's growth as a person and with the other children, Fingolfin felt ignored enough to tailor his entire life into proving that he is more worthy to be Finwë's heir to - for a lack of better word - get his father to look at him the same way Finwë looks at Fëanor.

I don't doubt that Finwë loved his kids. I think he did love both Fëanor and his children by Indis, but the thing is . . . his actions always show that he loved Fëanor more. And I think that must have been devastating for his other children and what was the worst in my opinion is that Finwë doesn't seem to realise this. This could be a form of selective ignorance on Finwë's part or it could simply be that Finwë felt that he was giving equal attention to his children and that Fëanor needed more attention because he didn't have a mother. This is a logical thought process for him, but just because something seems logical it doesn't mean it's the right thing. Personally, I think Finwë's feelings towards Fëanor revolve around love and guilt and that guilt over denying Fëanor a birth mother makes him put Fëanor on a pedestal above his other children.

Now I'm gonna dive in to the circumstances up to his death. Prior to the infamous 'point-a-sword-at-traitorous-half brother' incident, the Noldor already had factions brewing under each of Finwë's sons. Which means that there were different groups supporting different sons (I'm just gonna give this quick glance because Noldorin elf politics and succession matters requires its own post honestly), both Fëanor and Fingolfin's group were advocating for these two princes to be Finwë's heir while Finarfin's most likely stayed neutral as throughout the text Finarfin has shown no real desire for kingship as his brothers (well, little did he know that his mother-name would come true in an arguably sad way). What is very interesting is the fact that Fingolfin thought he could be king after Finwë to begin with, which suggests to me that Finwë hadn't formally declared an heir. Usually it is assumed that the eldest son is heir and there would be no formal declaration needed, but the thing is Finwë had sons by a different queen and what's more is Fingolfin and Finarfin were the children of the ruling queen. Why he didn't do a formal declaration, I do wonder, because while it may have embittered Fingolfin for awhile I do think that if Fëanor had been assured of his position then maybe the two could have had some semblance of a healthy relationship. Maybe he viewed it as causing a greater rift between his children?

Now we finally get on to the sword pulling incident. We all know what happens, so I'll just skip on to the aftermath. Fëanor is exiled by Manwë, Finwë views this as an insult to his authority. I do agree that this can be viewed as that because as a Noldo, Fëanor should answer to the king of the Noldor and Manwë is exiling someone who is not his subject. But the thing is, Finwë probably wasn't going to really punish him and that's why Manwë stepped in. Hell, we have no evidence of a trial going on for what Fëanor did. But the thing is, this isn't just a regular Fëanor and Fingolfin screaming match this was Fëanor actually threatening harm to Fingolfin in front of everyone. The guy literally sashayed into the room, wearing armour and drew a sword. This must have been the equivalent of a bank robber drawing out a loaded gun to the elves.

Anyways, ya know what good ol' Finwë did to protest against Manwë's interference and Fëanor getting exiled -

He incited the Fourth Shinobi War -

No, he just yeeted off with Fëanor. Look guys, I have neutral feelings towards Fingolfin I mean he is no victim (in general) because he has done some pretty presumptuous things (which is what makes him interesting, let's be honest), but I have never ever felt so bad for him before. Hell, this is an even worse 'fuck you' then making him cross the Helcaraxë because Fingolfin's main motivation in life thus far is probably to be equal to Fëanor in Finwë's eyes. I mean, he did leave Fingolfin regent (did he? Oh gosh, I honestly forgot) but still dealt an emotional blow anyways.

Right, so we don't get much of what Finwë did in Formenos but maybe this whole thing was just for him to get a holiday. And then Melkor comes and fucks shit up by killing Finwë. Now, I'm going to talk about Finwë's murder and why it is in my opinion the Inciting Incident™ of the Silm, the Chekhov's gun being fired so to speak, the equivalent of Ned Stark's execution in the Tolkienverse. Everything else, Melkor's lies, the creation of the Silmarils, the drama between the brothers, it was a build up to this moment. And everything after, the exile of the Noldor, the War of the Jewels, it was what happened because of Finwë's murder. Prior to this, there were already factions among the Noldor as previously discussed above but none of these factions actually openly made any moves against each other. Why? Because Finwë was still alive, because Finwë was essentially the lynchpin holding the Noldor together. Now, I'm pretty sure that Morgoth killed Finwë just to fuck Fëanor's shit up even more, but what he did was quite tactically brilliant. He has effectively wrought chaos among the Noldor in one single swoop.

And thus the Quenta Silmarillion happens.

In Mandos, he meets Míriel and tells her about his life. Because maybe it went something like this:

Finwë: so yeah, you know I was with our son all the way through and then I died. What have you been doing?

Míriel: oh, you know the usual things one does when one is condemned to Mandos for eternity.

Anyways, he gives up any opportunity for life for Míriel. Which is admittedly a nice thing to do since the reason Míriel is kinda stuck there is related to him, until you find out Míriel weaves the history of the House of Finwë instead of well, I don't know building the Mírindis ship? Yeah, she probably weaved Fingon getting his head smashed open by Gothmog and getting his corpse trampled. Oh and the 'If I Die, You Die' duel between Celegorm and Dior which probably wasn't as badass as Katniss' "If we burn, you burn with us" line from Mockingjay made it seem but more bloody and violent. Also Maedhros throwing himself off into a fiery chasm. Finrod getting mauled by a werewolf.

Good times, I'm sure.

But hey, at least Fëanor comes within a few seconds after stepping into Beleriand to keep him company.

So, I'm done with teasing my analysis of Finwë. Thank you for your time. Have a nice day.

Just keep procrastinating <3

[mortedeveles]

Hola hola! Im here for the event 💪🏼

Type: Biography 🤷🏻

Anime: Haikyuu 💪🏼

Im around 5’0 5’1ish, dark brown hair that reaches my shoulders and like a grown out wolf cut, dark brown almond shaped eyes, i have a straight nose with a slight nose bump, freckles, glasses, and i am mexican 👍, ivoryish skin tone. Fashion i wear pretty much anything but it’s usually baggy jeans and like a shirt and sweater, docs or converse. Dating preference: any gender

Personality

•i have a kind of mean sense of humor

•i can be really shy but then all of a sudden im all over the place

•im a lot. Cats over dogs any day 🙌🏼. Muchas graciassss! Que tengas un buen dia/noche :3

HEYY!! I'm so glad to see a fellow Mexican!! here's your biography, sorry for the delay and hope you enjoy!!

your life in....haikyuu!!

your s/o: kei tsukishima! i had a hard time choosing your s/o LOL i couldn't decide, but i think tsukishima would be a good fit! i was going to go with kuroo, but i recently matched another person with him so i didn't want it to feel repetitive. anyway, aesthetic wise; y'all would be the hottest couple ever. 10/10. i feel like you both could manage each other with your snarky humor, but both of you know your boundaries so no one ends up hurt, and it's just playful banter. tsukishima isn't exactly outgoing, but when you're feeling more shy or introverted he'll definitely step up and talk if you're feeling nervous or just drained. cats over dogs makes me think you like being in more relaxed, quiet and chill environments, which tsukishima would definitely agree with. y'all would go on so many library and coffee dates 😩 and at a cat cafe at least once!

other suitable options: kiyoko shimizu, kuroo tetsuro or daishou suguru!

your ex + what terms are you on: i feel like doing angst HUEHUE so we're going with yachi hitoka!! she was your first love, your first kiss; almost your first everything, and you were her first everything as well. loving her was like a rollercoaster of emotions, always with warm cheeks and nervous smiles. but unfortunately, you two weren't mean to be. it might've been the timing, the place or all the things that were happening at once, but you two ended up breaking up- she broke up with you. yachi said she was stressed, exhausted and needed some time for herself. it hurt like a bitch, but you understood. while you two ended on "good terms", it took you a while to get over her. sometimes you'd pass by her in the hallways and she'd smile at you, but just looking at her made your heart ache. but eventually, you're able to get over her; and later on, you start dating tsukishima. when she becomes the manager of the volleyball team, things get a bit awkward but nothing too major. and while you're off with tsukishima (or whoever you choose!) yachi doesn't like the way her stomach twists at the sight of you with someone else. it takes her a while to realize it, but she's still in love with you; and you aren't. you're not hers anymore, and it hurts. so instead, she's resigned to watch you fall in love with someone else while she wonders if she'll be able to make you hers in another life. maybe, if the timing was better, you would still be in her arms.

your best friend(s): yamaguchi tadashi! i went with him based on tsukishima being your s/o. they're both practically bound at the hip, so if you date tsukishima you're naturally going to hang out with yaamguchi a lot. surprisingly, he's a very good wingman and even helps you ask out tsukishima hehe 😌😌

other suitable options: if you're not interested in dating tsukishima, here's some other options of who would be your bff instead- futakuchi kenji, matsukawa issei or sugawara koshi!

what school you're in: this is a bit tricky. but i'm going with Karasuno! Mostly based on my previous answers, it would only make sense for you to go to Karasuno.

other suitable options: nekoma, date tech or nohebi academy!

random fact about your life: when you were still dating yachi, you two went to a park once and had a picnic. it was the sweetest thing ever, a red plaid blanket spread over the soft grass and a basket that held a dozen of carefully prepared meals; made by yachi just for you! while the two of you ate, you slowly became aware of the numerous amount of squirrels that began to surround you two. confused, you told yachi about this. you two barely had time to pick yourself up and race off as a group of squirrels raced towards your basket, diving straight towards the basket of food. the two of you laughed it off, but secretly you've grown a fear of squirrels LMFAO

i hope you enjoyed your biography! thanks for requesting <3