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NORMAN REEDUS as DARYL DIXON
The Walking Dead: Daryl Dixon | SO1E01 "L'âme Perdue"
#the walking dead: daryl dixon#tusersonny#usersavana#userchristineb#userzo#tvedit#tvgifs#twdedit#mine#**#the way i want to kiss every scar on his body is INSANE.#like i would bark for this man#100
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yes i am a negan girly too.
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#first negan edit posted here!!! i’m nervous#my man my man my man#hottest EDIT IVE MADE#OMG I NEED HIM#fav negan era 4EVA#i would bark if i saw him irl#i wouldn’t mind being one of his wives#his tongue seems like a good toy#sucking it till i’m dead#the walking dead#negan#jeffrey dean morgan#negan smith#negan edit#negan x y/n#negan smut#negan x oc#negan x you#negan x reader#negan fanfiction#twd negan#the walking dead negan
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'Cause that's what us, we mere mortals, do. We die. And sometimes it's not pretty. It's ugly and it's messy and it's painful.
#warehouse 13#wh13edit#mine:photoset#pete lattimer#myka bering#don't look at these i have fully forgotten how to color#but BARK BARK BARK HELLO....... I LOVE PETE#he's the sweetest man in the world and he would be right up there with peter bishop if they didn't keep handing him the idiot ball#what is it about fictional dudes named peter#but waaaaaah i love them so much these two are everything to me#more shows should have ride or die besties who know each other so well but who are disgusted by the idea of sleeping together#like ten and donna (even though i know that pete and myka DO get together in the end) (we'll see how i feel about that when i get there)#plus i know they're not gonna kill myka because there's a s5#even if it is only 6 episodes#i'm so emo about these two. cannot believe i only have 8 episodes left of the entire show#also unrelated but shoutout to when i was presenting something to the entire marketing team a few weeks ago including the CMO#and i referred to christmas as 'the big c'#everyone was very quick to be like 'oh kyle honey no that is NOT what that means' SORRY MA I GOOFED UP
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To my homies who encouraged me to get Twitter, thank you so much. There are so many gorgeous Kabrus there and the overall Kabru content is plentiful. Also I just saw this absolutely divine jawdropping enchanting gorgeous stunning beautiful Kabru art and I am in a state of shock. Like look at this holy shit?????? Like click on the link and click on the image and zoom in on the details and stuff this is so incredible. I mean you don’t have to but this is so good and I’m losing my mind and there are so many little details you won’t see unless you zoom in so I recommend it.
For anyone looking quickly this is not my art it belongs to the Twitter user in the link and it’s so good I would recommend looking at it
https://x.com/Neruchiru_08/status/1841319033632862418
I get insane under the cut
It’s been like 4 hours and I cannot stop thinking about it. Every time I stand up I start shaking. I feel nauseous and am coughing constantly. I feel like I am choking. That image will be burned into my brain for a very long time. Why doesn’t Twitter let you reblog with really long comments I need to say a million compliments. My voice is cracking. My heart is hammering. I’m warm and sweaty. Holy shit I am fagging it up bro. It’s beautiful as an art piece because the composition and colors and stuff are absolutely amazing and it’s beautiful if you’re queer (or straight and like Kabru too) because Kabru looks so good. His shoulders are showing and something about Kabru’s shoulders showing makes me insane. Like I thought the whole “you can’t show your shoulders” dress code thing in school was a bunch of dumb bullshit but oh boy I understand now. Every time I see Kabru’s shoulders I think “I want to bite that man” and then I’m all like “WOW who just thought that” but it’s me I’m thinking that I’m going insane over him I want to bite his shoulders he makes me crazy he’s so pretty oh goodness wow oh wow oh wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww IM GOING INSANE a lot more people have seen it now but I need to show this to everyone you guys don’t understand how this makes me feel I’m going to pass away and fall over and cry you guys look pretty Kabru art guys guys it’s Kabru being gorgeous oh my fucking god guys guys I am going to be sick guys oh god guys do you see him he’s so pretty guys guys guys holy shit dude guys. I am an enjoyer of the arts. I enjoy this art. For sure. Wow. Awesome. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you guys. Guys. Guys. Guys. I am going to lose my mind. Ough. Guys. Guys guys guys. Do you????:!: seee????? The Kabru??????? Oh my god. Compliments to the artist. Beautiful. Beautiful lovely fantastic work. Awesome. This is great. I’m losing it. I showed my discord friends and I reblogged on Twitter and stuff but I wanted to show you guys too because I am a big fan of this beautiful Kabru art. I love this insanely much. Kabru fish…I love this creature the Kabru fish. Great 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 chat I am gonna die this is too beautiful Ough beautiful Kabru
I’m being so dramatic you guys but do you understand the power this art has do you understand my feelings I love this art so much 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Kabru 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Kabru fish 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 gorgeous 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
#long post#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#kabru#kabru dunmeshi#kabru of utaya#kabru dungeon meshi#cw slur#the artist doesn’t say anything I call myself a fag because I am#idk if anybody is uncomfortable with the f slur or not#I’m queer btw I can reclaim that#usually I’ll just say I’m being gay but the emotions I’m feeling can not be described by anything as well as ‘fagging it up’#I’ve never felt this way for a man before this is like next level gayness#like I’ve found fictional guys attractive and stuff but I’ve never felt for them the way I do for Kabru#I would fall to my knees and bark like a dog if Kabru asked me he’s so attractive#he makes me feel fuzzy and stuff#Kabru disease…incurable. fatal. I am passing away#you guys don’t understand I love him so much I feel like I am going to explode#Kabru 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#this post feels crazier than normal but whatever#these are my true feelings they’re from my heart#Kabru 💕💕💕💕💕 love forever 💖💖💖💖💖💖#kabru posting#rope/spider post
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@small-sinclair Vincent Sinclair BandAU vibes 😩👌
#I need to fuck him in a way that would set feminism back#i see a big man and my brain shuts off like windows 97#GRRR BARK BARK#Vincent Sinclair#Peter Thomas Ratajczyk#Peter Steele#House of Wax#house of wax 2005#vincent sinclair headcanons#Type O Negative#Type-O Negative#music#slashers#the cryptid rambles
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You've done a lot of polls for Dracula, which is incredible. Any thoughts on a vintage hottie candidate with werewolf vibes?
thank you! lon chaney jr. is obviously the go-to wolf-man candidate, but I'd love to see a werewolf movie with someone like Ronald Colman in it—he would do shocked (but still somehow dog-like) terror so well.
#random harvest also primed him for flipping between 2 radically different personalities so!#he also looks a bit like a terrier in a way i can't describe. would love to see that man running up and down the moors barking#asks#coffee night
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peter parkers is dom'd by one person and one person only
that role goes to mary-jane watson
#spider-man#spider man#i see you spideypool fanfic writers#you get the dynamic so wrong#spideypool#spideytorch#wade would get on his hands and knees and bark like a dog if spider-man asked him to#I'm talking about the comics mainly#mary jane watson#peter parker
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Ive never really understood the idea that a persons identity is innate and needs to be found. I suppose to some extent our identities are sculpted from birth and life but searching for the 'true' you sounds... impractical? at the very least. Why would you only look for yourself when you can create yourself?
#i dunno man just the way some people act towards themselves confuses me#and its not like im not against looking inwards. i just dont get why would youd keep searching for something instead of just making it#and even more baffling are the people who limit themselves from being what they want because it doesnt fit what theyve found looking inwards#this is vaguely about therianthropy and the expectation that you must associate with a type further than just saying 'this is me'...#..if you cant tell i dont fuck with that#sorry ramble over now#fern barks
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I like to think that ROTTMNT usagi (if we got him 💔) actually has a part time job as their universes nesquik bunny
#rottmnt#tmnt#crossover#tmnt crossover#usagi yojimbo#yuichi usagi#leosagi#idk i just like to imagine he has that style#and then it came to me#NESQUIK BUNNY.#imagine how funny thay would br#people think hes a guy in a suit but hes actually just a yokai#he definitely got hired by accident too#they were like 'hey look at this furry'#'wait a second we can use this!'#'hey fur man wait up (please dont bark at me
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since someone here said that bolas are hyenas and are extremely dependent on each other in order to function, I want them to have a group howl to motivate each other
#i know hyenas don't howl but fuck the logic it'll be funny#foolish barks#man Philza would stand there awkwardly while his whole team howls like maniacs#qsmp#qsmp purgatory#qsmp team bolas#qsmp team red#bolas rojas
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local woman screams for 10 hours straight
#i would suck the soul out of this man any day of the week#need to yank those luscious locks of his#barking like a rabbit dog#leon kennedy#re4 remake#re2 remake
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session 5 for both scott and jimmy mirror each other in that they’re dedicated to powering up and preparing. scott gets a full set of protection IV diamond armor together with 30 diamonds in the enderchest to spare. jimmy, however, spends the entire episode trying to get good enchants on his iron set in a way that reminds me of a small bird flying into a window over and over again
#bree barks so fucking loud#im so upset man#I was gonna elaborate on why but this isnt even like. Applicable bc jimmy does have full diamond by the time he dies#but. ohhh scott. why are you keeping so much to yourself#For your own survival yeah? Right. This makes sense#its just. crazy to think that the reason he placed 10th was because he was reckless after jimmys death#all this preparing and yet. tossing jimmy a few more diamonds to bring him up to his level would have been a better investment#again this doesnt even matter. jimmy has full diamond during the battle he dies in but like. But like#this is representative of something. To Me#It’s better if i do conclude that scott gave him a couple for that chestplate but this episode’s disparity is still symptomatic of like#scotts thought process about jimmy#even the protection III villager he lets jimmy use this episode. Scott showed it to him after he already concluded that—#he himself did not have much use for it. He saw his armor already had protection and went ‘it’ll work for jimmy’ in a handwavy way#it’s all just so interesting#deranged.fh.posting
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lance x pierre. thoughts?
they would have an incredible friends with benefits relationship and pierre would grow feelings for lance but ultimately pierre could not match lance’s long term freak so it wouldn’t work out
#pierre would only start sleeping with lance to get back at este#but then he falls for those big brown eyes#meanwhile lance is like. shrug. I guess you can fuck me y’know. I’m easy#but pierre doesn’t fulfil any of lance’s three ideal categories (spanish-speaking/old man/taller man)#whereas most of his other ships fulfil two#also pierre is all bark and no bite and would be intimidated by lance’s pure insane freak-ism#asks
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one piece is crazy fr like what do you mean you’re following up Everyone’s Dead™️ with Objectifying Women: The Arc™️
#bruh :/#im bout to vent cause im mad about it rn sorry#op fans there are many good elements to your series outside of this and i love u sorry im about to talk shit about it#pls abandon ship now and stop reading my tags to avoid if you want#anyway#once i put a certain amount of time into something i usually commit to finishing it#but this arc is like 👌 this close to making me abandon the whole series like wtf is this#i know i KNOW sexist shit is like practically unavoidable in anime but this is a LOT jesus christ#i want to punch a WALL#like wtf do you think women ARE#i want to attack and kill#everyone who has ever told me that naruto is worse than one piece about women owes me 500 dollars rn#like it’s BAD and i would have been mad about this either way#but i think im extra salty because ive had SO many people praise one piece women at me#and i was like doubtful cause ya know LOOK at them#but i LISTENED because everyone was so insistent the women are good and it’s not bad with that kinda thing#which was a BETRAYAL because seriously wtf is this😤#ughhhhh i CANT watch this HOW am i supposed to watch this#why do i have to watch the creepy island of women cluelessly mess with unconscious mans dick trope i canttttttttt#the answer is i DONT have to watch it and i want to STOP#how are yall watching this i still havent even forgiven thriller barks invisible man nami bath scene#like yall i canttttttttt#my ‘fiction that treats women like shit’ tolerance is too low for this#ughhh really at a loss here because so much time already committed and i was enjoying it aside from this#but i really CANNOT keep watching if the bar gets any lower and idk if it even CAN get lower#sorry sorry okay vent over this just#REALLY pissed me off#cause it kinda blindsided me i think
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yesterday Tiber asked politely if he could steal lasagna off the table
teenage Tiber is sure an experience
#he knows he’s not allowed to have human food#he walked me over to the table and barked at it and booped it with his nose#and then looked at me and barked again#he was appeased with a chew#but man was it funny#‘mother I would like to commit a crime can you help me’
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IM A FUCKING DOG FOR THIS MAN
gif credits to @noisylovepatrol
#i would get on my hands and knees for this man no questions asked#like ughhh#major dilf#grr bark bark#hes SO YUMMY#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#toji fushiguro#toji
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