#like i literally CANT wrap my head around it

[mejaemin]

how to kick someone out of your house - park jisung

day one of my valentine’s day countdown! ♡

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summary: you and jisung would never host hangouts for the sole reason of hating the idea of having to kick them out. what better way to do so than avoiding it altogether?

warning: socially anxious ji and reader, this is literally so me, fluff, featuring the rest of dream! ji and reader get very much babied in this but its cute

an: this was heavily inspired by my own hatred for inviting people over, because jisung and reader’s dilemma is so real !!! how are you supposed to tell people when they need to leave ?!?! i feel like there isn’t a single way that isn’t like kinda mean

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the group is small, only being filled with jisung’s main friends but it feels so much bigger. they can get quite loud, altogether creating a sound loud enough to compensate for a small crowd. you’re tucked into his arm, watching a tv show that no one else is paying attention to while the boys engage in whatever wild conversation they’re having. some are making odd or inappropriate jokes, but you’re too preoccupied to laugh at any of it.

truthfully, you’d been dreading this get-together as soon as it was brought up. you already dealt with people enough today as work, but it was special for jisung and despite him not giving you much warning to mentally prepare, you still went to make him happy. it was quite overstimulating, and they’ve been over for quite a while, and you sleepily rub your eyes with a pout while you rest your head on jisung’s shoulder.

you can tell he’s starting to get there too, not being as responsive to the conversation. he leans back a little more against the couch, slouching and bringing you with him. after a few more detached responses, he pulls his phone from his pocket and begins texting you, looking at you expectantly.

ji 🐹: do you also really want everyone to go home or is it just me?

you: no, me too.. i’m so tired i can barely keep my eyes open ;(

ji 🐹: this is why i hate having them over.. how am i supposed to say, “i’m tired, can you get out now?” that’s so scary (ㅠ﹏ㅠ)

you: babyyy i cant do it either.. i’m no better than you!

ji 🐹: maybe we just fall asleep here? do you think they’ll get the message?

you: let’s do it!! anything to avoid having to say it out loud..

after shutting both your phones, you can’t help but giggle at your conversation. you’re both so similar, anxious and dreading the idea of confrontation. jisung’s arm wraps around your shoulder a little tighter, allowing you to rest your head on his. with your knees to your chest, you bring the blanket a little closer, covering you and him (mostly you) with it. you pull the oversized hood of jisung’s hoodie over your head, and finally let your eyes shut. eventually he falls silent and the weight of his head lands on yours, and you eventually fall asleep. one of the many skills you’ve developed since dating jisung was the ability to tune out his friends voices, and it’s something you’re very grateful for in this moment.

after a good while, your eyes finally open, and your heart nearly leaps out of its chest. everyone’s gone now, and not only is it dead silent but the lights were shut off. when you pull out your phone, immediately going to check the whereabouts of your guests, you finally relax into the back of the couch. the boys left messages in your shared group chat, taking pictures of you two sleeping while cooing about ‘how cute the babies are when they’re sleepy’ and how they were ‘soso responsible and helped put you both to bed’. looking down, you see the fluffy comforter from jisung’s bed over your laps. next to you, the boy himself is still asleep, neck in an incredibly uncomfortable position as he drools into his hand.

snapping a picture, you send it to them with a thank you message before shutting your phone off and kissing jisung awake. his brows furrow, putting his hands out in front of him as he sits up.

���hey, don’t.. don’t do that when they’re.. oh.” always so shy in front of his friends, he leans away from your lips before his eyes fully open and he notices their departure.

you smile, albeit tiredly, using your sleeve to wipe the corner of his mouth before leaning in to give him a hug. he thanks everything he loves that the lights are off, hiding his flushed cheeks while you do so.

sitting up, you take a minute to stretch. “they left, finally.”

he’s already up, taking the blankets in one arm and yours in the other to take you back to his bedroom. “oh, i’m so happy our plan worked. i was really dreading having to say something…”

he lays down first, opening an arm for you to rest your head on before pulling both blankets over your bodies. nuzzling your head against his shoulder you get comfortable again, ready to fall back asleep. you don’t even bother saying anything, simply nodding in response. you’re too sleepy to continue making conversation, and you know he is too, both of you drained from having to talk to people for so long.

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[kazutora-kurokawa]

Shin anon here! Can I request Shinichiro with a shy but very kinky reader?? ❤️

Shinichiro x Shy!Kinky!Reader

♡ NSFW, fem reader, oral->male and fem receiving, soft sex, creampie, cum eating, spitting, Shin matching your freak ♡

note: heyy Shin anon! hope this satisfies your Shin craving 🙌🏽 💗

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🔧 Despite him wanting his friends to think otherwise, Shin is absolutely whipped for you and would do just about anything you asked of him

🔧 He knows that you're a little shy when it comes to discussing sexual stuff, so when your first time together happens, he's awestruck with how filthy you are in bed

🔧 The things you say to him alone have him holding back from cumming, like where did you learn this stuff???

"Holy shit angel... you're gonna make me bust in my pants before I even get to take them off."

🔧 His desperation to cum is tangible when you're sucking him off, your pretty lips wrapped around his fat cock, all shiny and wet with saliva + he cums straight down your throat when you play with his balls

"Fuck! Just like that princess, keep sucking...such a good girl for me~"

🔧 His dick gets extra sensitive when he's fucking you, though it's more like lovemaking because he's always gentle with you

🔧 He doesn't hesitate to cum inside you when you ask, I mean you're practically crying and begging him to

"Shin...want you to cum in me ♡"

🔧 Consider it done, before you even finish your sentence he's filling your pussy up with a warm, sticky load

🔧 He thinks you're done for the night but is immediately proven wrong when you push his head down towards your creamy, cum-filled cunt

"You want me to eat my cum outta you baby?"

🔧 He kisses on your thighs and stomach before burying his face between your legs, sucking his seed out of your pussy and spitting it back out onto your clit

🔧 He's not stopping until you cum on his tongue at least once, and if you need more he'll gladly give every ounce of energy he has left in his body to satisfy you

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