#like i know him and oenone were lovers and her dad was a river god but like she wouldnt have been invited to thr wedding would she?
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greek mythology really do be like
#greek myth memes#greek mythology#greek myth#trojan war#greek mythology paris#greek myth paris#paris and helen#aphrodite#kai rambles#sorry i just found this out#like i was sat just listening to materia and doing some sketching and for some reason i started thinking about the trojan war#and i was like wait#why did zeus give the golden apple to paris#like i know him and oenone were lovers and her dad was a river god but like she wouldnt have been invited to thr wedding would she?#so i looked it up#and uh paris' adopted father had him pitting the bulls against each other and one of them kept winning#so he got that bull and challenged the rival herdsmen and the bull kept winning#so he was like i will give a golden crown to anyone whose bull can defest this megachad lad bull#and ares showed up and turned into a bull and beat the bull#and paris instantly and dutifully gave him the crown#and zeus was like yep thats enough for me this mortal is honorable he gets the honour of choosing#im sure there will be no negative consequences
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