#like i had wavy hair as a little kid and then im 7 and its curly out of nowhere idek what side of my family it comes from

[moonlitmosss]

Tired of the "Mike doesn't have curls" propaganda he DOES they're just not as tight curls as like. Dustin/Gaten's hair or Finn's natural hair texture. Pls. U can see it more in the later episodes esp man has not had a chance to murder the curls they r very much there

[kazuwhora]

Hey! I really love your matchup post and was hoping I could get a Tokyo Revengers one? As long as that's ok of course! Alright then for my personality it depends on who I am around. At school or work I really just do my own thing and try not to interact unless I have to. The reason for that is I don't have a big social battery when it comes to talking to others and I'm pretty awkward. Even though I'm just doing my own thing i'v been told I have a RBF. 💀 But when I'm around friends or family I'm a different person. I'm always laughing or cracking joke but I'm also super sarcastic. But regardless of me acting like a kid at times I have a huge sense of reasonability and always stay on task for school or work. Even if I don't like talking to others or there are people I don't like working with when it comes to getting something done I will push past my own feelings and get the task done. Also I am a Taurus! ♉️

For my appearance I have long wavy brown hair and am 5'3. I wear glasses and am on the cubby side. Because of that my general clothing style is oversized clothes. Honestly I like anything that is comfortable unless I have to go to something important then I might wear something like a romper. Only on a good day though! 🏃

While I don't have any big hobbies there a lot of stuff I like to do. Sometimes I like just staying home and watching horror movies while other times I will spend the whole day driving to different stores. But when I do have to run around to stores that's like once a year thing, like I could never do that more than twice a month. 😭 Honestly I only like hanging out with 1 person so something I love is sitting at a playground at night and just ranting to each other about life or just laughing about stupid stuff. Not only that but driving on empty town streets while blasting chill music is just something I really enjoy!

Now even if it sounds embarrassing I have never had a boyfriend. 💀💀 Because of that things like holding hand or anything with physical contact got me turning bright red. Someone that is patient and can try and understand that without guilt tripping me would be ideal. 😩 Also I am not very emotional and when I am I have a hard time expressing it so someone who can understand that would be great. But also at the same time I want someone I can have fun with and have the same comfortable feeling I do with a best friend. It takes me awhile to warm up to someone but when I do I tend to be kinda clingy so as long as they don't get annoyed by that we good. Also if you are comfortable with it maybe a little nsfw pls?

I'm sorry this was way long I tried my best to summarize it! 🤡

hi fellow taurus friend!! thank you for sending your request and for supporting my blog! it means the world <3 also ur the second person to say this BUT DONT LET ANYONE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD EVER MAKE U FEEL LIKE U SHOULD BE EMBARRASSED FOR NEVER HAVING A BOYFRIEND DO YOU HEAR ME??? its overrated and not worth ur time I promise you xoxoxoxoxo signed someone who wasted 7 years straight

but eep this is so cute mitsuya is definitely a perfect match for you!!

so im gonna touch on your shared aspects of personality first and how you like to spend your time together because that was the first part that made me think of mitsuya in your description.

mitsuya is someone who really gets you. he understands your wavering social battery, and honestly he's not gonna lie when he says he relates. he values introspective time, he values just being able to hang out without having to worry about constant communication, and between the two of you he loves that there is this unspoken rule that you can just hang out and be in each others presence and have that be enough. it's something that he was never really conscious of before meeting you because he's constantly surrounded by extraverts and is able to adjust to meet their standards of social expectations. so needless to say, you are a breath of fresh air for him. something he really really cherishes and he will absolutely let you know of this at any given opportunity.

mitsuya will NEVER make you feel embarrassed for the way you react to his touch. in fact, seeing the way your body responds to his touch gives him butterflies that he really didn't expect and never really gets used to. it makes him blush, and he wont lie when he says it turns him on a little bit. mitsuya is pretty switchy in nature and could go either way to please his partner (tis the nature of an INFJ) but for you he finds himself wanting to take the lead. he has a definite size kink and I wouldn't say he's a dom per se but he definitely teeters on the service dom line. all he wants is to make you feel good. could spend hours between your legs if you asked him to, anything to get that tangible reaction from you. he might push your boundaries a little in this area, but never beyond what you're comfortable with. he'll start requesting or bringing up certain things like toys, lingerie, and if you're open to his suggestions the day might come where he asks (very meekly and shyly at that) if he can record the two of you so he can always look at it and remember how good he can make you feel. if you say no, he'll apologize profusely and regret ever bringing it up and change the subject. will probably take you out to a nice dinner too because he feels horrible for even being so selfish to ask. like boy chill out. if you say yes tho.. he's all over you. eyes lit up like a lightbulb, and he's a little shocked. but then he gets a little nervous about it and has to psych himself up alone. dont worry though, he'll have it on repeat every night hes not with you, and you'll know by the way you'll always get a text around the same time telling you how much he loves you

[pbandjesse]

Today was a nice day. I am feeling pretty good. I wish there were more hours in the day, but like. Im still in a good mood. 

I slept alright last night. I didnt feel great when I woke up but it was alright. My hair looked really nice after my rinse and style last night. Its still not like, CURLS! But its wavy and textured and lovely. I am so glad I did this. I felt good about myself today. 

I wasnt sure what I should have for breakfast but James got me donuts and I was really happy about that. And since I had time I spent like an hour sewing and putting bears together. They just need their final touches tomorrow before they can be photographed. We are trying to do product drops on saturdays. So making a schedule for making is going to help too. 

I had a little time to play pokemon. But my heart wasnt in it. Getting to the next level is taking me longer than I hoped for. But I still had a nice time. 

I left to go to work. Didnt eat lunch. Which is always a mistake but I just couldnt get myself to eat. And work was pretty good. We had a small group, only 7 kids. And Travis was back. So it wasnt a bad day at all. The kids were loud, but not to bad. 

We made popsicle stick people. And I made me and James as an example and I love how it came out. I sent it to James and joked we should make it our wedding invite. I think its real cute regardless. Someone on instagram said I should make them as customs to sell, but Im not to interested in that. It was just a fun project. And my kids made some cute ones too. After complaining that the project was to hard. But once they got started they did a great job. 

It was another day where a parent came really late. So I was at work at 630. Which was annoying but whatever. I was glad to be done. 

I went to Walgreens to get soda and brownie mix. Managed to not crease my popsicle stick art. 

I got home a little before 7. James had made me pasta. And I had so many packages to open. It was christmas! 

I got a bunch of books. Some I ordered. And 4 that James got me. Because they thought it was the series I had said I read when I was a kid and was looking for. But this series came out in 2018. So it was not the right one but I am still going to read it. I think it will be fun. It also pushed me to look into the other series and I found it really cheap as a set so Im excited to read all 7 of these books about dragons. 

My new squishmallow dragon came too. My collecting hobby has wound down for sure, as I have pretty much all the ones I wanted, I was excited to get this little dragon. A good little pillow. 

I had a really nice time opening all my packages. And then got into baking some brownies. They game out really nice. 

I worked on packing a little more too. I am trying very hard to just have my suitcase and a totebag. And I think I have mastered that. I still need to pack my toiletries and electronics. But I am very pleased. I got all my sewing and some books and my shoes. Proud of myself. 

I have been hanging out since then. Enjoying my warm brownie. Listing to James play DND. And now I am going to wash up and go to sleep. Because tomorrow is my last day at this site. I told the kids I will try to visit on one of the last days of school, but well see if thats feasible. I have been trying to get my goodbyes in throughout this week. I will miss them. They are all sweethearts. 

I hope its a good and easy day. For all of us. Goodnight my friends. Wash your hands.  

[insomnihan]

han’s Entire Thoughts and Feelings on Dreamcatcher’s “Deja Vu”

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

MY TIME HAS COME 2.0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FULL INSOMNIA MODE DONT. LOOK. AT. ME.

there are no read mores here so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

ALRIGHT SO-

THE SONG OKAY LETS JUMP RIGHT INTO IT i wasnt expecting something lowkey sad BUT im not mad at it!!!!!!!!!! i had conflicting emotions when i desperately wanted to cry but also headbang?????? HOWEVER thanks to force and air the tears in my eyes were drying as i headbanged- LIKE this song really PUT ME THROUGH IT like that chorus didnt have tO DO ME LIKE THAT™!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT THEN THE VERSES AND THE PRE-CHORUSES WERE SLOW (and the bridge but bridges be like that in nearly all songs) WHICH IM ACTUALLY REALLY INTO it was like being in a roller coaster with the verses being the slow hill and the chorus was the fall THAT PIANO GOES HARD...................... but like in a soft way????? DONT ASK ME WHAT IM SAYING IS IM A HOE™ FOR PIANO THOSE DRUMS DURING THE CHORUS STOP IT I CANNOT I FELT THEM VIBRATE THROUGH MY BONES

like i DEADASS have nothing to criticize or change about this song its PERFECTLY FINE AS IT IS (except for like more gahyeon and dami????? pls??????)

siyeon starting the song.......................... thank you.............. I STILL STAND BY SAYING I WOULD LISTEN TO HER VOICE FOR LITERALLY FOREVER HER VOICE DURING THE CHORUS QUEEN OF SINGING CHORUSES OH BUT THEN THAT HIGH NOTE ARE YOU KIDDING ME??????? SHE DIDNT HAVE TO KILL ME LIKE THIS BUT THANK YOU SO MUCH I- and now....... im in the deja vu P L E A S E

gaaaaaaaahhhyeeeeeooonnnn her voice is so pretty!!!!!!!!!!! BUT I WANT MORE!!!!!!!!!! HOWEVER youre the second one to sing with this beautiful gentleness of a part and to be honest this part paired with siyeon starting it really eases you into the song and its quite the blessing to hear thanks- and then yknow this part right after handong........................... Heaven™

SPEAKING OF HANDONG LISTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE AMOUNT OF LINES SHE HAS MAKES ME WANNA CRY OKAY THIS PART RIGHT HERE............................. PLS.............. (i think its just me but theres a smaller voice singing like right under her voice????) HER PRE-CHORUS PARTS ARE LITERALLY THE BEST PARTS IN THE WHOLE SONG TO LISTEN TO pls believe me when i say this its NOT bc shes my ultimate bias like i genuinely like her parts the most

sua pls i was already prepared for softer vocals and you really gave that to me and then this is absolute perfection they were beautiful and amazing OF COURSE got me feeling like i was floating on actually clouds god TAHNK YOU AND THEN YOU JUST HAD TO HIT ME WITH YOUR PART RIGHT HERE???? i understand its just the chorus but I Felt That™ okay!!!!!!

JIU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i stand by saying how your voice be powerful as hell still even during these lines VERY short but VERY effective and very good leading into the chorus i love- and then your bridge....................... B I C T H really put me in my feelings but i welcome it with EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING and with open arms.......................

YOOHYEON AKA THE OTHER QUEEN OF SINGING CHORUSES I MEAN..................................... I LITERALLY DUNNO WHAT TO SAY!!!!!!!!!!! LIKE THEIR BEAUTIFUL SOUNDING HER VOICE GOES WELL WITH THEM like i really like the parts she sings after siyeon like................. Y O O F if a feather became a voice-

i need more dami too..................... P L E A S E like obviously with their other songs i was expecting dami to be in the second verse and with a smooth rap section and the former was correct HOWEVER to my pleasant surprise SHE SANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! her singing voice suited this SO MUCH and im actually glad there wasnt a rap part at all in this song especially that SECOND PART.................. Heaven™ 2x

my favorite lyrics (x): i know i said handongs were my favorite to listen to but i like these lines dont hurt me

난 이 숨결이 허락되는 날까지 As long as I can breathe 다신 너를 놓을 수 없어 I can’t let go of you again 우린 모든 순간 함께 할 테니 We’ll be together for every moment 내 곁에서 beside me

THE DANCE OKAY IM GONNA DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT ill be referring to THIS PERFORMANCE can we pls talk about how loud the fanchant is im crying and really take it in and all of their talented glory ANYWAY OF COURSE the choreography F UKCING SLAPS just so many different position changes and just alwaYS SO IN SYNC WITH EACH OTHER ITS INSANE ill just list them briefly and keep the points short this is long enough:

THE BEGINNING AND THE END BEING THE SAME...................... CERTAINLY DEJA VU-

SIYEONS TUTTING THING THANKS

handongs majestic spin

this and this with how the formation changes and how their arms swing AND the kick

ALSO in those parts in the last bullet i dunno why but i like that move jiu does when she sings IT HITS

i recall sua spoiling literally the first move of the chorus dance in that vlive THE CHORUS DANCE ALL THOSE FORMATION CHANGES LITERALLY MESS ME UP and THIS most important move in the entire choreography and they line up and its SO COOL to look at

when they lie on each other doing yoohyeons lines

handongs part again when theyre in the line and how satisfying it is to watch

THE ENTIRE BRIDGE

LITERALLY THE ENTIRE DANCE FROM START TO FINISH

QUEENS OF STABILITY

sidenote: can we talk about how handong and dami?????? literally spin during their parts????? and they sounded super clear??????

THE VISUALS SO.......................... if you had asked me two days ago (maybe a little bit of yesterday) about how i felt about this video.................. i wouldve mentioned some unpopular opinions regarding the videos look............ i mentioned to gwen @loonapunk that i wasnt TOO into it............ BUT- after finally sitting down to do this long ass post i dont hate it!!!!!!!!!!!! i think bc i have to remind myself that this song (album???? well song-) is for that kings raid game and all the visuals AND story are based off that????? i dunno BUT WHAT I DO KNOW IS I LIKE TO WATCH IT

IM TOO BIG STUPID™ TO COMPREHEND THIS STORYLINE AND COME UP WITH MY OWN THEORIES EVEN NOW AND I WOULD L O V E TO EXPLAIN IT TO YOU BUT THIS IS LONG ENOUGH AS IT IS SO ILL REDIRECT YOU TO THEORY POSTS (TWO (2) FROM MY GALAXY BRAIN MOOTS) THAT I LIKED:

@highsomnia NITAS POST WHICH I PERSONALLY FOUND ENJOYABLE TO READ SO IF YOU COULD READ THIS YOU SHOULD ALSO READ THAT

@in-somnias ELENAS POST WHICH WAS ALSO AN INTERESTING READ RIGHT HERE

AND THEN THIS ONE THAT WAS ORIGINALLY FROM TWITTER i dont follow her so im not gonna @

AIIGHT IMMA GO CRAZY WITH THESE SHOTS (with only small one/two sentence captions this is LONG ENOUGH):

BICTH I SAW THIS AND KNEW I WAS GONNA GET GOT™ like its just super duper INCREDIBLY PRETTY TO LOOK AT

THIS WILL BE FOREVER ICONIC™ DONT ARGUE WITH ME

this is what the calm before the storm looks like

went back to the mv film making video and turns out they got slippers on under that table love that for them

how in the hell am i supposed to interpret this exchange

okay longer section i think im supposed to interpret this more as a sister bond than a romantic one?????? i remember being taken aback and believed this to be something gay BUT 99.9% OF INSOMNIAS say its gay subtext so ill just put it like that i dunno but like i just wanna say they have beautiful smiles and im love them!!!

a youtuber reacting to this mv saying it just looks like theyre shading each other.................... anyway-

i CANNOT i repeat I CANNOT EXPRESS TO YOU how Shook™ i was when i saw this for the first time i basically jumped out of my chair i couldnt i-

this mv really led me to believe jiu was the evil one.............................

POETIC. CINEMA.

THE WOMAN. THE MYTH. THE LEGEND. THE FIREBENDER. THE WOLF. LEE SIYEON. pls light me up

Symbolism™................ SYMBOLISM I CANNOT COMPREHEND GO TO THE THEORIES

MORE SYMBOLISM GO TO THE THEORIES

T H E M

NOT ONLY IS THIS VIDEO SUPER AESTHETIC™ BUT THE SEVEN (7) MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN THE WORLD BLESSING US ONCE AGAIN WITH THEIR PRESENCE AND ALLOWED THEIR ROYALTY VIBES SHOOT INTO THE MESOSPHERE INTO REAL LIFE KILLING ALL OF US

THE DANCING SCENES WITH THE TEASER OUTFITS...................................... AT EASE.....................

LITERALLY NO COMPLAINTS MOVING ON:

JIU

L I S T E N KIM MINJI YOURE A FULL PRINCESS this pink fluffy dress with the flower crown in this picture............................ i may have cried- like a lot of people were trying this look to persephone and im HERE for that concept for her and like the white outfit AND black outfit is probably super symbolic again im too Big Stupid™ anyway when i saw that black outfit in the teaser........................... i was attacked jiu with a sword is just EVERYTHING i wanted and more

SUA

LITERALLY I CANNOT- her hair being wavy looks SO GOOD on her THIS BLACK DRESS WITH THE FLOWERS she is always a Serve™ WE KNOW THAT but her visuals just HIT DIFFERENT this time lighter colored hair really suits her and then of course she looks FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC in the dance scenes in the white and the black that low pony tail pls

SIYEON

purple on this woman just shoulders and collarbones out being Beautiful™ ALL THE WHILE staying ON BRAND with herself and was wearing pants good for her G O D i just love the way her hair looks in the white and gold outfits like it just LOOKS PRETTY to me i dunno how to describe it also her with a pony tail WHAT ARE YOU SO PRETTY FOR-

HANDONG

i just................... want closer shots of this.................. CLOSER SHOTS IN GENERAL OF HER ACTUALLY like LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL™ SHE LOOKS HERE I WANNA SEE MORE OF IT??????? PLS??????? nothing gets me weaker than her hair being styled exactly like in the picture i just love that her royalty and regal vibes and looks were FINALLY realized and WAS BROUGHT TO THE FOREFRONT

YOOHYEON

THIS MV MUST CONVINCE ME SHE IS EVIL BY SHOWING HER FOREHEAD first of all the first outfit turning her into an Actual Entire Princess™/Queen™ that red one i dont really understand SHE MAKES IT WORK THO THEN THAT BLACK OUTFIT LISTEN yo it was like getting hit by a whole truck full speed i wasnt ready and i just wanna admire that yoohyeon and gray colored hair is an actual match made in heaven i just have to say-

DAMI

i love this suit and the patten on it so much this outfits color (what is that teal????) and her hair color is such a GOOD PAIRING and on her SHE JUST KILLED ME WITH HER SOLO SCENES i wish i had more to say about her and her outfits but what else can i say other than that she is INSANELY ATTRACTIVE AND I WANT HER TO STEP ON ME???????

GAHYEON

she really broke my neck when i saw her the first time LIKE DEADASS LOOK AT THIS PICTURE i had fallen for her and i cannot get up when i saw this outfit in the other shots like the black top and the see through sleeves but her skirt is like different colors she really Served™ in this outfit bangs usually look cute but in her solo parts she was coming for my heart like miss lee gahyeon pls-

BONUS TIME: B-SIDE TRACKS (just short thoughts and point out specific parts i liked lmao)

Intro:

their intros always slap are you kidding me-

The curse of the Spider

i wasnt ready for this bop to slap me in the face on my spotify that chorus didnt have to do that to me THAT GUITAR DIDNT HAVE TO DO THAT TO ME i love the way dami and handong sound in this song i mean wrow-

favorite lyrics (x):

소름이 끼칠 만큼 It’s chilling 도망치고 싶어질 it makes me want to run away 그런 두려움일 테니 such is this fear

Silent Night

B I H C T i knew when i heard this in the highlight it was going to be my favorite one IT REALLY WOKE SOMETHING IN ME these lyrics i cant- gahyeon and handong hurted me with their lower registers Y AL L YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE HURTED ME THAT D R O P DID

favorite lyrics (x):

겨눈 칼 끝은 a blade directed at someone 결국 돌아오게 돼 eventually returns 더 다가오지 마 don’t come closer

Polaris

this song is as if i was wrapped in the thickest blanket i got and im resting on the softest bed in the world with a fireplace going nearby and i could finally rest peacefully bc the lord knows i need it- i really cried a little bit listening to this pls leave me be i legit cant pick a specific member i liked the most for this song i just love it and everything it got

favorite lyrics (x):

그게 너라서 행복해 I’m happy that it’s you 그 많은 인연 속에 Among those numerous connections 수많은 사람 중에 Among those numerous people

LIKE im so completely satisfied with every song on this album and im completely in love with it!!!!!!!!!! the only ‘issue’ i really had was with the mv visually but as you read i warmed up to it lmao LIKE IM JUST SO PROUD OF THESE WOMEN AND HOW TALENTED AND HARDWORKING THEY ARE like i have to say the japanese release?????? and this????? being so close to each other????? you telling me they learned TWO (2) different choreographies one after the other???? i absolutely love this album and i desperately desperately DESPERATELY want so much more success for them bc ITS WHAT THEY DESERVE!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is supposed to be just about the overall mv and deja vu but i might as well just type what i feel lmao

IN CONCLUSION: MY INSOMNIA ASS IS BOTH ALIVE AND DEAD BUT MOSTLY ALIVE I LOVE THIS IM STREAMING

i have to bring this back its relevant again:

[yourlocalmusicalprostitute]

can i get a ship please?? queen and borhap?? im 5’5” 150, smol chest with some hips. long wavy brown hair, big brown eyes, freckles. teacher, poet, i love to sing and paint. i really enjoy marvel movies and harry potter. oh and im incredibly empathetic. thank you lovie♥️♥️🖤

'Scuse me..did you say..teacher????

Gwilym

Professor Gwilym to be exact

He was a speaker at the school you teach at

Ill assume you want to start off with like middle school (or year 7 if your english i think?)

Which seems a little odd that a professor would come

But its one of those professional development days & its good to hear from someone who teaches folks later in life

He had a good insight on what to focus on starting now

But afterwards he pulled you aside

Yknow to "hear your perspective" and "compare tactics & help him engage students better"

Because lets be honest, its hard to engage any student at any level sometimes

But let's be totally honest

Gwil was just trying to get you to have coffee with him, there's no way you're turning him down

Honestly you guys were a great balance

When Gwil needed a break from grading tough papers & you need a challenge you'd switch

Gwil had a good time but you'd regret it (lmao)

Since we're doing AUs now lets talk about single dad!Rog

Roger's son is young

All young kids have lots of energy

But some of the other teachers feel like the kid has too much energy

You think he's bored & that's why you call for a conference

You almost flatline when those damn eyes look at you

Seeing Roger explained why his son is so adorable

But you had to keep it professional, tell Rog his son is way too smart for these classes & needed to move on ahead to the next grade.

Roger was so happy this wasnt a disciplinary conference

He gave you the sweetest bear hug ever

And then he thank you

He said it verbally of course, but then he sent a card, flowers to the teachers lounge, food another time

And he even showed up for PTA meetings

He slowly became a favorite among the moms

But only cause he wanted to be engaged with his son & you

Finally, Roger invited you over for dinner

He & his son made you spaghetti that his son insisted on serving

It was very cute, you each got a coloring sheet & a fistful of crayons

Lots of laughs with cartoons in the background

That became the norm

[toziers]

2, 7, 11, and one of my own... what’s your current favourite love song ?

2. Favorite color when you were younger, and now?

when i was really little, pink. and then around 7 or 8, yellow. now i’d probably say blue, simply because i was so obsessed with it + water + nautical things for so long that it enveloped my life, but yellows still very much a favorite too

7. First kiss details? (If you haven’t been kissed, reply how and if you would like to be.)

i answered this but i mentioned in the tags my real, actual, this-has-feelings-involved kiss was my sophomore year of college. i’ll spare you the complicated details of my relationship with this kid, but basically we were sitting in my dorm room talking about.. something, i truly couldn’t tell you what, and out of the blue he said “fuck it” and leaned in and kissed me. i was so petrified by the shock of it all (and the fact i had huge big fat feelings for him) that i said “hold that thought” and left the room to have a panic attack in the communal bathroom. i returned five minutes later and said (very cool, very unaffected) “can we try that again?” and then we did

11. What is your hair like?

i have very thick, kind of wavy/curly hair that i like to keep short bc im lazy. its not been my natural color since sixth grade, so i honestly couldnt tell you what color its supposed to be, but its sort of a red-brown weird mix right now. at the back of my neck and on the sides my hairs get corkscrew curly, especially after the gym/ive been sweating. its a bitch to try and figure out hair products sdjkfd 

and i would have to say i usually always come back to reckless love by the bleachers, and i have a very strange connections to forever & for always by shania twain and iris by the googoo dolls, but CURRENTLY its stare at each other and fall in love by daniela andrade

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Couple Interview Tag by Me <3

Rules answer the questions from your OC otp’s point of view and tag as many people as you want. 

1.  How did you two meet?

Teddy: We met at a nightclub on the first night of University, though someone claims not to remember it... *raises brow at Kaia* 

Kaia: *Blushes* I had a lot to drink that night... but i do remember some hot guy buying me drinks and dancing with him... so it must have been you!

2. Who is the most Jealous of you two?

Kaia: Teddy...

Teddy: I just hate it when men are staring at my wife’s ass, it’s mine to look at  and they should look elsewhere. 

Kaia: *rolls eyes and laughs* Case and Point 

Ther rest is under the cut bc its pretty long!

3. What’re your 3 favourite Physical things about your partner?

Kaia: His ears he has the cutest ears! His eyes and arms, i love it when he holds me!

Teddy: Her Curves, she has the most amazing curves and I can’t get enough of her, her hazel eyes and her hair, it's soft and it always looks and smells so good! 

4. Who’s more likely to be running late?

Kaia: Definitely me... I always have to recheck that i’ve packed things right and things are in place before I got

Teddy: Yeah we never get to anywhere on time, which is frustrating because I like being on time. *Kaia looks at him and rolls her eyes - Teddy squeezes her hand*

5. Who is the most organised and who is the messiest?

Teddy: We are both pretty organised I’m a business man so i have to be, but my wife is at another level of both organisation and cleanliness, hence why we don’t leave anywhere on time because she’ll be checking and rechecking her packing lists 

Kaia: Yes and I have to make sure if we are away that the family board has all of Yours & Ronnie’s activities so i know what happening and can plan... not that either of you ever check the board.... *Teddy laughs, baby you and that board.* 

6. Who is the bigger flirt? (flirts the most?)

Teddy: Kaia seems to think i flirt a lot with other women, so she will say me... 

Kaia: Because it’s true Teddy, they flirt with you and you flirt back, but you never tell them that your wife is crazy so whatever happens to those women is on you. *glances over at him* 

Teddy: *rolls eyes* coming back to that question about Jealousy... *eyes his wife mockingly* honestly babe that temper of yours is gonna land you in trouble one day!

Kaia: Then don’t flirt with other women and I should be just fine! 

7. Who does the most cooking?

Kaia: Me... I love cooking and baking. Teddy can cook sometimes but he’s not as well as me. 

Teddy: Yeah I love your cooking, but your baking baby... 

Kaia: I’d like to see you bake... no, its true i can’t bake try as i might! 

8. How do you feel about kids and do you want them? If so how many?

Teddy: I like children, and I love ours, but they have been a challenge all 3 of them in their own ways, I’m glad we stopped at 3 I don’t think my heart could handle another female teenager!

Kaia: I love children, and I love our 3 kids though I do miss having a little one running around, I always wanted another baby, just one more but, something happened and we decided 3 was a good place to stop! Maybe... Just one more though *Eyes Teddy* 

Teddy: You know I would die for you Kai but we have enough children and we are too old! 

9. Who wears the pants in the relationship?

Kaia: Me... 

Teddy: *shrugs* its true... shes the queen of this house! 

10. What’s your partner’s least favourite housework task?

Kaia: Has Teddy ever heard the word housework before? *laughs* just kidding... kind of. 

Teddy: I would do some if you let anyone else in the house do anything but you always redo everything anyway 

11. What was the first thing you noticed about each other?

Teddy: Her curves, Kaia had such a beautiful body and her long wavy black hair, the moment i saw her i wanted to get my hands all over that body and-

Kaia: Okay Teddy we get it. *blushes* the first thing i noticed was his ears, he has the cutest pointy ears and i love them, im so glad T and Nate got his ears! 

12. What does your partner do that pisses you off?

Kaia: Well.. honestly I hate it when he gets jealous and tries to tell me what to do...sorry babe *turns to Teddy*

Teddy: Personally I hate when you disagree with me just for the sake of disagreeing even when you know I’m right. And don’t even deny it Kaia I’ve seen you trying things my way when you think I’m not looking but because you want to be right you deny it to my face. *shakes head and laughs* what am I gonna do with you!

13. Where’s the craziest/weirdest place you’ve ever had sex?

Kaia: *Blushes* Um... I don’t know... 

Teddy: Toilet of a restaurant. *Smirks*

Kaia: Oh yeah... I remember that *smirks*

14. Do you know your partner’s love language, if yes what is it?

Kaia: I would say that Teddy’s love language is words of affirmation, I know he like to act all tough but he needs to hear it from me and I love telling him how much we all love him. 

Teddy: Mmm love language... umm... what is that? 

Kaia: *rolls eyes* Teddy! Its about how yur partner wants to be shown love or shows love. 

Teddy: Oh... um.. i think you like it when I do things for you, like when i make you dinner, or give you massages and things like that, you’re so busy that I think you like knowing that I’m gonna look after you! 

15. Where do you see the 2 of you in 10 years?

Kaia: Still married hopefully, and maybe with a few grandkids running around, I so want Thalia to get with Gianni and have kids he’s gorgeous and they’d make the cutest kids... besides I miss having little ones! 

Teddy: He’s gorgeous eh? 

Kaia: Oh don’t start Teddy! I’m just being honest he is and he’s perfect for her.. she needs someone like him. 

Teddy: Okay enough about him and my daughter. *Kaia rolls her eyes* “I know you like him Teddy, you’ve told me before.” 

Hm well.. anyway, I see us growing older together and seeing our kids enjoy their lives. 

[mellowmendes]

30 Question Challenge

rules:

tag the person who tagged you

answer the questions

tag 10 people

tagged by @graysonmendes

1. How tall are you? I am just under 5′11 I believe 

2. What color and style is your hair? Medium, dark brown and straight/ wavy depending on the day 

3. What color are your eyes? Green

4. Do you wear glasses? Yes, I have contacts but I mostly wear my glasses 

5. Do you wear braces? Nope, never had braces 

6. What’s your fashion sense? This changes in my mood I can go from very relaxed and casual to basically business attire in a day but its pretty girly 

7. Full name? Natalie Louise (not putting my last name) 

8. When were you born? March 19, 1999

9. Where are you from and where do you live now? I’m was born and raise just outside of Toronto and still technically live in the same town when Im not away for school 

10. What school do you go to? Trent University 

11. What kind of student are you? I’m a really hard working student and take pride in doing well but if I get in a bad state of mind I procrastinate 

12. Do you like school? I do 

13. Favorite school subjects? Any thing related to development/ social sciences 

14. Favorite TV shows? Rupaul’s Drag Race, Dynasty, Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, Jane the Virgin, F is for Family, Big Mouth, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Sex Education, etc. 

15. Favorite Movie? Currently Bohemian Rhapsody or any stand up special by Sebastian Maniscalco 

16. Favorite Books? 12 Rules for Life 

17. Favorite pastime? Painting my nails, doing makeup, drawing, listening to music or watching Netflix/ Youtube 

18. Do you have any regrets? Of course everyone does

19. Dream job? Working for a NGO or something that allows me to travel here and there 

20. Would you ever like to be married? Yes

21. Would you like to have kids? Yes I think its amazing that I could bring life into this world with someone I love 

22. How many? 2 kids and plenty of dogs

23. Do you like shopping? A little too much 

24. What countries have you visited? America, Mexico, Peru, Ecuador, Kenya, Paris and of course different parts of Canada 

25. Scariest nightmare you have ever had? There was one dream that I used to always have as a child where it would start off with police at my house talking to my dad about doing house inspections due to a murderer being on the loose. so in the dream I was standing on the stairs while my dad talking to the police and they said everything was clear and then I looked toward the coat closet near my front door and crouched down in the corner was a man staring at me with his finger pressed to his lips signalling “shush” and then the dream would end. 

26. Any enemies? Nope, theres people that I don't necessarily like but I wouldn't consider them enemies. I wouldn't treat them any differently than anyone else in my life based on who they are or what they've done in their personal life but if someone does something wrong I have no problem speaking up 

27. Do you have a significant other? Yes!!! of 3 and a half years and he is the absolute love of my life. 

28. Do you get along with your family? We’re all very close... my mum, dad and sister are my best friends. 

29. Do you believe in miracles? In some senses.. yes but the other side of me believes everything happens for a reason and what happens in life is the outcome of our own actions 

30. How are you? Currently I’m doing really well... last year was a really hard year for me mental but I definitely have a good support system that has helped me a lot and I really appreciate them. 

If you guys have already been tagged for this or if you don’t wanna do it then just ignore it but... I tag

@sbawnmendes @sincerityismendes @kitty-mendes @shawnhockey5s0s @shawmednes @serenitys @thebookofmendes @smallerinfinities @sugarcoatedshawn @shawn-darling

[rogertaylorx]

28 Questions Tag

I got tagged in this last night by @notmejustmymind and I’ve had a crazy day so I’m finally getting to it! Thanks for the tag love.

Rules: Tag the person who tagged you, answer the questions, tag 20 people.

1. How tall are you?

5’5” ??

2. What color and style is your hair?

My hair is a dirty blonde that’s slowly turning brunette. :( It’s usually a little wavy, I don’t ever style it.

3. What color are your eyes?

Blue!

4. Do you wear glasses?

Contacts actually, but yes I have glasses for night time and for the weekends when I’m too lazy to put them in.

5. Do you wear braces?

I’ve had them before, but no, not now thank God.

6. What is your fashion style?

Honestly I don’t know, right now I’m kind of recreating myself as a person. But I wear a lot of leggings and plain shirts or sometimes sweatshirts. I’m probably a more comfortable outfitter than fashionable. But I do love to get dressed up now and then.

7. Full name?

Kayla Anne (I’m leaving out my last name bc...)

8. When were you born?

August 6th, 2000.

9. Where are you from and where do you live now?

Born and raised in this shitty state known as Nebraska.

10. What school do you go to?

I go to a college called Concordia University, but I think I’m quitting after this year.

11. What kind of student are you?

One full of anxiety and depression all of the fucking time, which is why I’m quitting.

12. Do you like school?

I loved loved loved high school. I think I peaked there, because now college is not an enjoyable experience. I’m pretty sure I was not born to go to college and be a working class citizen. I’m born for something extravagant and I can feel it in my being.

13. What are your favorite school subjects?

Art, English

14. Favorite TV shows?

Law & Order SVU, Dance Moms, The Big Bang Theory, The Office

15. Favorite movies?

Bohemian Rhapsody of course, The Greatest Showman, all of the High School Musicals (don’t @ me ok lmao), Shrek, Toy Story, The Polar Express, Santa Clause 3, The Hunger Games series, there’s many more.

16. Favorite books?

I don’t read... shame on me.

17. Favorite past time?

Scrolling on my phone, makeup, YouTube, Netflix, coloring/painting/drawing, sleeping.

18. Do you have any regrets?

Many.

19. Dream job?

So hard for me to explain, I want to travel and do anything I love which could be making art, helping children, doing charity work, anything.

20. Would you like to get married someday?

Right now the answer is no, but I kind of have this hope someone amazing will come along and change that.

21. Would you like to have kids someday?

Same answer as before. Kids are not only a lot of work but very expensive, and like parenting is a serious thing that takes serious dedication. And I’m terrified of messing that up.

22. How many?

If I had kids no more than 2.

23. Do you like shopping?

Kind of, depends what for. I could go makeup and art supply shopping for ages.

24. What countries have you visited?

Never left the United States unfortunately.

25. What is the scariest nightmare you’ve ever had?

Wow I have so many it’s almost not cool. But the most recent one was me driving around a city, I pull up to a stop sign and this guys getting his mail out of his mailbox. Mind you it’s like pitch black out, and then for some reason I felt the need to get away from this guy. Well. His legs start to blur together like he’s running at a fucking super sonic speed and he’s keeping up with my car with his neck is snapped to the side staring right at me. Some other things happen and eventually I get stuck in this loop in my dream that literally now thinking about it scares the shit out of me. I kept watching this mannequin thing snap its head back and forth watching me and it’s eyes would turn red, and every time I tried to escape when he wasn’t looking but I couldn’t ever make it. And it went on FOREVER. ITS SO SCARY I HATE THINKING ABOUT IT.

26. Do you have any enemies?

I have people that I despise greatly but I don’t really know or care about their feelings towards me.

27. Do you have a S/O?

No... :(

28. Do you believe in miracles?

I think so.

tags - @queens-n-roses @gwilymbenjoerami @im-inlovewithmycar @yourealegendfred (THERES LITERALLY NO WAY I CAN TAG 20 PEOPLE) (also guys I’m sorry I keep tagging the same people you guys don’t have to do these if you don’t want lol)

[aldmerii-blog]

bitch u know i want all of those answered for shaelle. i ain’t ever gonna stop loving you or her. bitch

aubren i would literally go to war for u. 

1. What’s their full name? Why was that chosen? Does it mean anything?

im boutta give her a bunch of middle names to upp the fancy meter here we go

so her full as name. the name she signs on Official Documents. is Lady Shaelle Alihanna Amoniel Erunae Dasyra

her middle names are the names of prominent ancestors, because her mom’s Like That. both her siblings are named after ancestors too. her first name translates roughly to “increased happiness”. 

2. Do they have any titles? How did they get them?

Master Wizard of the Luniac, Heir to the Third Advisory to the Crown of Serin Ilyan.

master wizard is the title she got for graduating. the luniac (academy) is a prestigious school in the city. 

and her family holds an advisory position to the queen. sort of like a cabinet? when she inherits the position it’ll change to Third Adviser to the Crown.     

3. Did they have a good childhood? What are fond memories they have of it? What’s a bad memory? 

her childhood was very happy! idyllic, even. she was a leeeetle bit of a spoiled brat. she really really didn’t take to being told “no” and her parents weren’t hands-on raising her, she had nannies. and her nannies kind of gave up fighting with her. it wasn’t their money, anyway!

anyway. her favorite memories are times spent with her brothers, particularly sundemar! he’s closer to her in age than sylvar is (i can’t remember how much older than her sylvar is, but sundemar is two years younger). she was the brains, sundemar the brawn, and they got up to all sorts of trouble. 

bad memories... one time her dad hit her but that’s about it. 

4. What is their relationship with their parents? What’s a good and bad memory with them? Did they know both parents? 

HA. distant, i guess. her mom treats her more like a colleague and she doesn’t talk to her father even though they all live together. 

good memory w/ pollae was when shaelle graduated. pollae was so legitimately proud of her and straight said so. bad memory was seeing her mother cry when sylvar got arrested. 

good memory with her father was uhhhhhhhhh. visiting her paternal grandma when she was very very young, before she died. bad memory is every other minute with him. 

5. Do they have any siblings? What’s their names? What is their relationship with them? Has their relationship changed since they were kids to adults?

two siblings! sundemar, younger brother. sylvar, older brother. she was very very very close to sylvar. he was her friend and confidant. sundemar was close to her when they were kids but they’ve grown apart since she started school. now she doesn’t really talk to him and she CAN’t talk to sylvar because he’s in PRISON. 

6. What were they like at school? Did they enjoy it? Did they finish? What level of higher education did they reach? What subjects did they enjoy? Which did they hate?

she was teacher’s pet. she loved it. she graduated with highest honors and there is literally no further “schooling” she could have -- she’d just have to do research on her own from now on. 

7. Did they have lots of friends as a child? Did they keep any of their childhood friends into adulthood? 

she was friends, at least loosely, with most of her parents’ colleagues’ children, and she’s run in those same circles ever since. she doesn’t have many close friends, though. 

8. Did they have pets as a child? Do they have pets as an adult? Do they like animals? 

no, no, well enough. she’s not averse to having pets but her mom hates them, and since she still lives with her mom. yknow. 

9. Do animals like them? Do they get on well with animals? 

dkjlfs not really. she’s a little nervous around animals and i think they can sense that. she’s okay with relaxed animals like. cats. 

10. Do they like children? Do children like them? Do they have or want any children? What would they be like as a parent? Or as a godparent/babysitter/ect?

she likes kids a lot! i think kids like her? she has a sort of caring maternal presence and she does very fun magic tricks. she very much wants kids. 

i think she’d struggle with being a parent, at least at first. because she doesn’t have anyone to model her own parenting after. but i think al and al’s mother especially help her fall into it better. she’s very encouraging and supportive but she is terrible at saying no. 

11. Do they have any special diet requirements? Are they a vegetarian? Vegan? Have any allergies?

nope! she eats most vegetarian but that’s mostly a cultural thing. 

12. What is their favourite food? 

heavily spiced curry. 

13. What is their least favourite food?

Cucumber Sandwiches. 

14. Do they have any specific memories of food/a restaurant/meal?

a picnic with her brothers as a tween. laying under a leafy trellis on a blanket, with the sound of the ocean’s dull roar somewhere in the distance. eating dates and hummus and little cakes.  

15. Are they good at cooking? Do they enjoy it? What do others think of their cooking?

she’s never had to cook in her entire life. and she is atrocious. she can, like, dice carrots or whatever. but that’s it. she just straight up don’t cool for people. she’ll pay someone else to do it.  

16. Do they collect anything? What do they do with it? Where do they keep it? 

perfume! she has hundreds of bottles of perfume. she has her favorites on her vanity and the rest in a glass case in her closet. 

17. Do they like to take photos? What do they like to take photos of? Selfies? What do they do with their photos?

if she took photos, they’d be either selfies of her with acquaintances or of parties. maybe som like studyblr type photos. and she’d been an instagram queen. 

18. What’s their favourite genre of: books, music, tv shows, films, video games and anything else

she either reads nonfiction hard science books or epic poetry. and music...she’s not really into. poetic ballads. 

19. What’s their least favourite genres?

uhhhh thriller/whodunnits 

20. Do they like musicals? Music in general? What do they do when they’re favourite song comes?

no, no, not really. she’ll hum along to a song she knows. 

21. Do they have a temper? Are they patient? What are they like when they do lose their temper?

OH BOY DOES SHE. she does not take kindly to being disrespected, especially. like there aren’t a lot of things that piss her off but she has a short fuse on the things that do. and she. usually will get violent. if she can’t hurt you directly she’ll find some way to ruin ur fucking life. 

22. What are their favourite insults to use? What do they insult people for? Or do they prefer to bitch behind someone’s back?

usually insults that imply someone is stupid/foolish. idiot, fool, etc. sometimes dumbass if she’s feeling vulgar. and it’s usually because they did something stupid. but she doesn’t often insult people directly to their faces. 

23. Do they have a good memory? Short term or long term? Are they good with names? Or faces?

she has a pretty good memory! she can remember names a lot better than faces. she’s better at. like. facts and dates and shit than people. 

24. What is their sleeping pattern like? Do they snore? What do they like to sleep on? A soft or hard mattress?

midnight to 9am, pretty constantly. she does not snore, but she does sometimes mumble in her sleep. and she sleeps. on a big ol canopy bed on imported linen sheets. and she absolutely sleeps on a featherbed. 

25. What do they find funny? Do they have a good sense of humour? Are they funny themselves?

she’s a witty banter kind o gal. but i think she laughs easily at what other people say. she’s not particularly funny. 

26. How do they act when they’re happy? Do they sing? Dance? Hum? Or do they hide their emotions? 

she’s not super expressive. she’d probs smile more easily or even laugh more but that’s about it. unless she’s around someone she likes, then she’s open and giddy and giggly.

27. What makes them sad? Do they cry regularly? Do they cry openly or hide it? What are they like they are sad?

she cries real easily, but she usually tries to keep that hidden. listen my sweet girl gets overwhelmed really easily because she never learned how to deal with her emotions in a healthy way so she just cries. 

28. What is their biggest fear? What in general scares them? How do they act when they’re scared?

she’s really afraid of making bad decisions. she’s afraid people will get hurt because of her. or that she’ll do something so bad she gets disinherited and leaves her family with sundemar as its heir. yknow. 

also zombies. 

29. What do they do when they find out someone else’s fear? Do they tease them? Or get very over protective? 

she tries to comfort people, usually. or explain why they shouldn’t be afraid. that kind of thing. 

30. Do they exercise? Regularly? Or only when forced? What do they act like pre-work out and post-work out?

dude you couldn’t convince shaelle to exercise. she does not like being sweaty. she goes on walks sometimes but that is It. 

31. Do they drink? What are they like drunk? What are they like hungover? How do they act when other people are drunk or hungover? Kind or teasing?

NO. jfdls no she does not drink. she doesn’t trust herself to. her brother’s an alcoholic and she’s afraid she’ll get addicted too and she’s not willing to risk it. though she does take care of drunks when she comes to them. 

32. What do they dress like? What sorta shops do they buy clothes from? Do they wear the fashion that they like? What do they wear to sleep? Do they wear makeup? What’s their hair like?

She’s Fancee. big skirts, ruffles, embroidery, sewn in pearls. all her clothes are custom made. she mostly wears up-to-date fashions. to sleep, she has a selection of ruffly nightgowns. she wears “”natural”” makeup, designed to make her look prettier without being noticeable. and her hair is wavy and silky and she does a lot with it -- it’s very cooperative. 

33. What underwear do they wear? Boxers or briefs? Lacey? Comfy granny panties?

f. fantasy underwear? modern!shaelle would wear cute little lacy undies. matching bras always. 

34. What is their body type? How tall are they? Do they like their body?

pear shape! she got Hips n Thighs. narrow-ish shoulders and small tiddies. (ok not small like a comfortable b cup). she’s about 5′5. and she doesn’t hate her body. she wishes she was shaped less like a human but what can ya do. 

35. What’s their guilty pleasure? What is their totally unguilty pleasure? 

human food is guilty pleasure. dancing is unguilty. 

36. What are they good at? What hobbies do they like? Can they sing?

she’s. hm. a good wizard. and smart. but she doesn’t really have any hobbies or talents. come to think of it she’d probably be self-conscious about that. 

37. Do they like to read? Are they a fast or slow reader? Do they like poetry? Fictional or non fiction?

she loves reading! she’s a fast reader. either poetry or non-fiction. she doesn’t read a lot of fictional prose. 

38. What do they admire in others? What talents do they wish they had?

people who are charismatic/good with people. bravery, loyalty. also people who have any talent with musical instruments, because she’s pretty rubbish. 

39. Do they like letters? Or prefer emails/messaging? 

she writes letters but modern!shaelle would write emails fjkdsl. 

40. Do they like energy drinks? Coffee? Sugary food? Or can they naturally stay awake and alert?

she drinks caffeinated tea in the morning. and she really likes sweet food. but generally she’s fine to stay up without it. 

41. What’s their sexuality? What do they find attractive? Physically and mentally? What do they like/need in a relationship?

she’s uhhhh bi i guess? she likes people who are tall. stronk, usually. she really likes intelligent and kind people. but she is Not Picky. ideally she /needs/ someone who supports and encourages her and attends to her emotionally stunted ass but she rarely gets it. 

42. What are their goals? What would they sacrifice anything for? What is their secret ambition?

survival basically? look basically she’s on a path she’d rather not be on with no way out. if you’d asked her at sixteen what her goals are, she would have told you she wants to travel and study magic and maybe teach, once she gets old enough. and she’d still love to do that. but she’s got a noble house to run now so she’s just. gonna do that. 

43. Are they religious? What do they think of religion? What do they think of religious people? What do they think of non religious people?

nooo. she. thinks it’s foolish and pointless, and religious people fools. she’s not mean about it and won’t say anything on it unless you try to preach to her. 

44. What is their favourite season? Type of weather? Are they good in the cold or the heat? What weather do they complain in the most? 

spring! warm sunny spring days! she complains about the heat more than anything else but that’s because she wears heavy clothing. even her lightest clothes are heavier than they should be. 

45. How do other people see them? Is it similar to how they see themselves? 

uhhhh I don’t think so? i would think people who know who she is would be a little intimidated by her. she’s very smart and marginally powerful. but she sees herself as weak and foolish and ineffectual so! 

46. Do they make a good first impression? Does their first impression reflect them accurately? How do they introduce themselves?

she usually makes a? pretty good first impression? among peers, at least. mostly by virtue of her manners and title, because she introduces herself by letting everyone know she’s a master wizard and is gonna have the queen’s ear in a decade so like. lol. 

47. How do they act in a formal occasion? What do they think of black tie wear? Do they enjoy fancy parties and love to chit chat or loathe the whole event?

She Loves Fancy Parties. that’s one thing she’d miss about being an academic, less opportunity to dress up and be better than other people. but yeah she loves getting dolled up and dancing and gossiping. 

48. Do they enjoy any parties? If so what kind? Do they organise the party or just turn up? How do they act? What if they didn’t want to go but were dragged along by a friend? 

fancy parties, tea parties, dinner parties, galas, etc. she both hosts and attends, but never without being invited. and she’s very well-mannered and good at making party small-talk. 

49. What is their most valued object? Are they sentimental? Is there something they have to take everywhere with them?

she’s. pretty sentimental. she still has all of sylvar’s books, even though they are of no interest to her. she has a necklace he gave her for her last birthday w him that she wears a lot, but not always. 

50. If they could only take one bag of stuff somewhere with them: what would they pack? What do they consider their essentials?

HH. a book, paper, ink, pen, toothbrush, soap, perfume, change of clothes, magical focus. 

[1-hot-southern-mess-blog]

Anarchy’s Daughter

so this is  start to a new story. its a rough draft and i want to write another, this is just chapter 1, i have other story lines going too and i will post those as well. as always feedback is needed, without waiting any longer, into the life of jessica teller the teenage daughter of Jax teller.

It was going to a long ride back to charming, I was over Chicago and wanted to go home to my dad. I was fed up with my mothers boyfriend he was a jerk and always so uptight towards me.  Leave it to my mom to go from a biker to a fed. I look up from my silent thoughts to myself and see the welcome to charming sign. Im pretty positive my dad knew I was coming but I called a cab from airport and hoped he remembered I was moving in with him tonight and leaving the great Dr. Tara Knowles in Chicago. I wanted to  be somewhere I felt like me and safe and I couldn’t live with josh and my mom anymore I left 6 days before my 16th birthday, I had to get out.

               “teller-morrow auto shop, correct ma’am?” the driver asked as he pulled in close to the line of bikes. “yah. Here.” I handed over the money and grabbed my bag, mom shipped my stuff to gramma,s last week for me.

               I walked towards the garage, and into the office straight towards my gramma.

“gramma ?”

“oh baby girl youre finally here!” she said as she wraps me into a big bear hug.

“ wheres dad?”

“inside doll.”

I took off in a run towards the clubhouse I haven’t seen my dad since last Christmas and it was already almost august, I had two weeks to spend with just my dad and I was so excited! I open the door barely slowing down.

“daddy!!!” I yelled into the club house and some awkward man walk up with a prospect cut came up and looked at me like I was a piece of cheap meat.

“I can be your daddy baby girl.”

“shut up. Oh my god, DADDY” I yelled again. He came around the corner in an almost sprint and picked me up and started spinning me in circles.

“Jess I missed you so much!”

“whos the chick jax?”

“this girl, half sac, is my daughter the little teller, Jessica Nichole Teller, shes underage and off limits.”

“hi call me Jess please.”

“im kip”

“ dad im sure your busy but Im starving so if you just want to give me your bike keys and ill be on my way.” I joked.

“ha ha funny little girl.” And just as he spit that out I was engulfed by a fluffly giant.

“ jess, how is my favorite niece?”

“ only niece, opie.”

“thank god. Girl youre expensive.”

The next two weeks flew by I spent all my time at my dads cleaning and decorating my room and I I wasn’t there I was at the garage with my dad. I was loving charming.

BEEP BEEP

7 fucking 30 am this is a joke, here we come high school and I was only going to be sophomore.

“jess wake up “ gemma yelled to me.

“im up gramma” I yelled back I stalked into the shower.

It only took me a bit to get ready, I blow dried my blonde wavy hair and put on my daily make up. I walked back to my room and found my favorite jeans, they were tight but comfy black skinny jeans, a form fitting white tshirt I pulled on my socks and black strappy boots. I looked in the mirror as my dad handed me my own helmet and black leather jacket and pulled my back pack on back.

“ready for charming high kid?” he asked

“you will be fine jessie you look amazing.” Gramma told me while fixing my helmet

“ ill pick you up at 3 sweetie.”

“um I have try outs today gramma, cheerleading.” I reminded her.

“ill send juice ma no big deal.” Dad said

“ thank you.”

We rode up to the school and he pulled into the parking lot to walk me and sign the forms for school and try outs. He took his cut off and pushed it into the  saddle bag on his bike along with my helmet.  He walked me in without a second thought.

“Jackson Teller how are you” the woman in the office gushed to him.

“nice to see you, im here to enroll my daughter Jessica Teller.”

My first day was going quickly, i had spoken maybe 10 words to everyone around me, well I guess that’s out the window. With a loud thump I felt the ball fly into my face and right into my eye.

 “oh shit girl im sorry.” The very hot guy in front me said.

“yah im fine no sweat, im jess.” I manged to stumble out.

“ Im Cole. Are you sure?” cole asked. His green eyes had me melting.

“im fine, I promise.”

“im about to head home, would you like a ride?” cole asked sopftly

“no im um actually going to call my dad and let him know to come get me, thanks though.”

“yah it was nice to meet you jess.”

Holy shit was he hot, I guess charming just keeps getting better, I had decided I didn’t want to cheer anymore and just wanted to focus on my school. I wanted free time and I now needed to call my dad.

He answered on the third ring

“jess whats up?”

“I don’t want to cheer, the girls suck dad, come get me?”

“im busy and in lodi, so ill give happy a call.”

“dad really the killah? You think someone is going to off me in the parking lot?”

“stay put its home your gramma.”

“send ,e the killer daddy.”

I walked into the parking lot and sat beside the bench by the flag pole, then I seen him, cole walking up.

“im still sorry about your eye, its bruised.”

“im fine”

“you sure? I can wait here until your ride gets here.”

“yah my dad is busy so he sent one of his friends, hes coming from the shop.”

“im cole Watson, by the way.”

“Jessica Teller, yes that teller before you ask.”

“no biggie youre still cute,even if you are a teller.” He laughed.

“youre not half bad, um wanna exchange numbers and text maybe?”

“id like that.”

I handed him my number and just the I heard the bike. I stood up and grabbed my jacket from my bag and turned to happy who came up quickly in two big strides and grabbed my face in his hands.

“what happened?” he demanded

“um sir I actually through a basket ball down the hall to a friend and she walked out and it hit her, im so sorry.” Cole stumbled out

“ get on the bike girl.” Is all happy said as the bike rumbled to life. I wrapped my arms around him and yelled over the loud rumble to Cole

“TEXT ME?”

I looked and he smiled over to me as he walked to his car shaking his head. Within minutes happy was pulling into the lot.  I walked into the clubhouse and happy stopped me once we were on the inside of the door and just like on cue the questions started.

“what the fuck happened?” happy asked laced with anger.

“exactly like I said, well cole said.”

“better be the truth.”

“jess lass what the fuck happened?” chibs asked

“ask happy, but a ball, to my face, by accident, but chibs he was hot and oh my god I gave him my number, chibs oh my god!” I danced around the bar.

[kazuwhora]

🎃 Leaving this emoji here so I know it's me

can I get a matchup?

I'm an INFP Gemini, 1.57m, and I use any pronouns, mostly they/them and she/her

I'm really pale and I wear glasses 24/7 bc without them I can only see things up to 10cm away from me.

my hair is wavy (the kind that if I don't style it correctly it will get straight but a frizzy kind of straight) and I keep changing it all the time.

I've had pink/blue hair, purple/blue, blonde ends, only pink, ginger for 2 years and now it's bright red. normally i like to let it grow and then cut it short, same with my bangs. so there's a lot of combinations here.

I love my hair and I take care of it obsessively, not only mine but my friend's too baji drop your hair care routine

what else... ?

you know that person that is in college but everyone assumes they're on middle school bc they look 13 and act like they're lost everyday everywhere like wth is going on? that's literally me everyone thinks I'm 13 I'm 19 people asked me if I'm a teacher's child too many times now it was getting annoying now being baby-faced is my personal joke

my body is??? hourglass shaped?? I guess?? I'm not thin enough to tell exactly

my back and shoulders are quite large bc I used to swim when I was little, now I take dance classes so all my body strength is in the lower part of my body ((bitch im thicc 😎😎

art I general is my hobbie, so dancing and singing and painting are my thing

I also used to take fighting classes when I was younger but my parents only took me for three months and then they stopped bc I would be wanting to fight god and the world

i still want to fight god and the world but now I don't have the tools to do so. how unfortunate.

I dress mostly in what makes me feel confortable? crop tops shorts and slippers every day. if not, hoodies and baggy pants. all black with rainbow socks.

about my personality I'm just-- idk?

bleh?

my whole childhood I was just the smart kid and now I'm not so I don't have a sense of personality.

my friends say that I have strong opinions and don't hold back

which is kinda true?

I do have a sense of justice and I will defend it until the end and somedays I will step up and defend them with words and physically if I have to.

but most of the time i just don't have a filter

most of the time my Inside Outs are staring into space like 😐 and just letting everything happen. so will say something like "Thats dumb. you can do better. I respect that you have a opinion. but I think your opinion is dumb" while having no expression in my face. I'll notice 3 seconds later how RUDE that was and start laughing bc omg that was mean.

other days I'm just a fleeing sunlight being excited about everything like a child would.

idk what else to say

my favorite avenger is natasha, I love genshin albedo my beloved rerun when, loona stan. lactose intolerant but I don't give a shit bc I love ice cream.

I feel like I talked so much but didn't say anything. cool. I'm awful at talking about myself but I tried.

bye 💜

ok so one of my best friends (probably my only friend ngl) is an infp and I feel like struggling with defining your personality is 100% an infp thing but u did a good job and ty for providing me with so much information!!!

im definitely matching you up with hanma idc if you love him or hate him this a ship I can get behind 👏🏻

first of all lets both take a moment to appreciate how fucking hot that man is like god fucking DAMN that first picture never fails to get me smfh

second of all. ur an infp. hanma is an entp. y'all have barely anything in common cognitively and its fucking AMAZING. I live for infp (and also intp for u intps there) and entp ships because the way that us entp's are in nature is completely opposite from an infp, while still sharing the perception function that allows both types to understand each other to some extent that just makes for a really fun match ok?? trust me on this.

he is obsessed with your individuality. as an extravert, not only does hanma benefit from your ability to access an introverted aspect that works to ease him from the burnout extraverts can face when they are unable to enable an introverted mindset every now and then, but he also learns to laugh both with you and at you- and genuinely. like you make him laugh. he thinks you're hilarious and as an entp who are typically known to be a little self obsessed, he didn't think it was possible to think anyone was hilarious except himself? he's like damn this girl is really like a kinder surprise.

he also really loves your art and finds that he's a little annoyed that he's not artistically inclined so he'll beg you to paint something for him and he wont stop until you do. just dont paint an ugly portrait of him on purpose or he's gonna get butthurt about it going on about how "damn is this how you see me?? </3 rip me I guess" and he wont shut up about it until you make it up to him and apologize for making a mean joke.

and then he just makes a joke towards you that's like 10x meaner and he WONT apologize for it. wallow in the revenge because its not going to end anytime soon.

lets be honest tho, when the two of you are together around others its a little overwhelming for people. hanma's entp-ness really brings out a side of you that leans on the extroverted side. you feed off his energy and the two of you are lowkey a little mean to people. but they deserve it, right? its their fault for being idiots. you enable each other hardcore here but its fine. they all know you're just being you and hanma is happy to have someone on his side.

you and hanma can fight god together btw <3 he's a little delulu

[xvampiricx]

do all 36 for the oc meme. thanks boyfriend

a Month Late Kids

Section 1 - About:

Briefly Describe your OC: Appearance, personality, role in a story, etc..

nikolai is a ambitious but cynical vampire. he has waist length wavy brown hair, emerald green eyes, and the body type of a bear/twink hybrid. hes what he calls “tired”, which means he’s at the point where he just. hates everything and while wanting to be left alone wants attention from all.

vincent is an insecure but hopeful werewolf-vampire. he has poorly dyed green hair, brown eyes, and a muscular but not ripped body type. hes shy but he makes friends easily. a nervous wreck.

Briefly describe their backstory/childhood:

nikolai was born in st petersburg, russia on june 1st, 1753. he had a normal childhood at least for a kid in that time, though he was shy and had few friends. he was bitten at age 25, leaving his family and living in nantes, france for a while. he then moved to New York City, living there on the streets for years and years. in the 1940s, he moved to los angeles, and has been living there ever since.

vincent was born on march 26th, 1963, in newark, New Jersey. his first experience turning into a werewolf was in a public setting at age 5, forcing him and his family out of the state and to Utah (though he, like niko, has managed his accent). His family was keen on trying to cure themselves of their canine blood, but vin wouldnt. he moved to la at age 20. nikolai took him in, soon afterwards turning him at 23.

describe their family life and friends: neither of them have contact with their families anymore, niko because his family he knew are all dead, and he doesnt know where their decendents are.vin because he finds them toxic for what they were doing to “cure” themselves.

What is the world they come from like? Literally just the earth but 32 years ago.

Are they original or exist in a certain fandom? original Are they an introvert or extrovert? nikolai is an introvert, and isn’t too big on talking to people, but vincent, while shy, loves talking to people once he gets to know them.

Greatest fear? nikolai fears getting close to people, particularly mortals. he knows they will die, so he doesnt want to be grieving a loss every few years. vincent is scared of abandonment, despite leaving his own family.

What’s their sense of humor like? they both share a dry, sarcastic sense of humour.

Favorite pieces of fiction or genres they enjoy? niko likes classic fiction, and vincent likes true crime.

Favorite music genres? nikolai likes 80s synthpop, and classical russian music. Vincent likes classic rock and glam metal, and is a little more reluctant to admit that some 80s pop slaps.

Describe their vision of a perfect spouse, if applicable. Each Other Motherfucker

Largest regret? for both of them, becoming what they are. niko wishes he wasnt a vampire, and vincent wishes he wasnt a werewolf.

Something your OC would say? To quote on of my favourite vines as an example

vincent: if you play this harmonica you will get 100 million dollars but a hundred million people will die

nikolai: [aggresive harmonica blowing]

vincent: niko NO-

Whats their morality like? niko tries to have morals, but he, well, has to kill people to survive. vincent however, has very strong morals, but since he was turned, he unfortunately has to destroy them.

Would they live in a city, rural area, or suburb? Both prefer the city

Which actor would you like to portray your OC? (Or a voice actor) i havent seen anyone suiting vincent but holy shit this guy named edward bess looks Exacrly like how i think niko would look its fucked

Sexuality? Gender Identity? both are cis men, vincent is bi with a preference for men, and nikolai is gay.

What inspired you to make this character? had to make a short story for english and got a little Too involved

Section 2 - If…

If they existed in another decade, what would they wear? (Asker can choose what decade) (Bonus points if you draw them!)

dont know how to answer this one boys

If they were in a RPG, what would be their class? nikolai would either be a mage or assassin type, and vincent would either be a barbarian or healer type.

If they received a large amount of money no strings attached, what would they use it for? neither of them are good with money, so im not sure. all i know a that a lot of it is going to be spent on nikos cigarette addiction.

If they competed on a competitive TV show, how would they approach to winning? (the “mean” one, the one who makes friends, the one who’s there for fun)

niko would be a shady bitch but a helpful one. vincents more just there to make friends cause he has no idea what the fuck hes doing otherwise.

If they could change one thing about their past, what would it be?

both of them would be like “being born”

If you met them, what would they do? probably kick my ass

Ask your own! Do it pussy

Section 3 - Other:

What other OCs would they get along with? theyre the only ones i have nowadays so each other

What’s their singing voice like? dont know for singing but just talking niko sounds like an unenthusiastic stuttering melovin and vincent sounds like that one post of the guy and the 7/11s

Take a personality test as the character. Post results. niko is apperantly intp and vincent is enfp but iont know shit

What would be their fighting style in a fighting game like Mortal Kombat, Super Smash Brothers, or Street Fighter?

niko mains as the least fair edgy lookin ass character and spams side smash while vincent actually takes time to be a fair and skilled player

What are some mannerisms/quirks?

niko has a stutter when speaking english, and often forgets english words mid sentence. hes also very fidgety and easily distracted, as he has undiagnosed add. vincent tends to clutch onto things a lot, and talks in a lot of new jersey slang, that niko, who already has trouble with english being a non-native speaker as is, does not understand what the fuck he means at all

Describe their favorite meal.nowadays blood considering theyre vampires but niko also lives off of alcohol and cigarettes so theres that

What do they do when they’re bored?

niko usually reads anything he can find but vincent just contemplates shit

How do they express love/affection for someone?

vincent is more verbally affectionate, and loves showering niko in compliments and telling him that he loves him and shit. nikolai, though, is more physically affectionate, loving to cuddle and just be clingy. they both love pet names.

Most embarrassing thing that could/has happened to them? Boy I Do NOt Know

Make a portrait sketch of them!

well i fuckin would if mobile tungle let me

Put it here

[aubaskin-blog]

about me!

so i found this 150 random questions thing so im gonna answer them all cool? cool. (link to original post at bottom)

1. ) What’s better, having high expectations or having low expectations? Low expectations because if you expect the worst, you'll never be disappointed. If the worst happens you'll have expected it, and if it ends up good you'll be happier (I learned that from the Ranger's Apprentice books)

2.) Would you rather go without junk food for a year or go without TV for a year? Junk food because I eat wayyyyy too much junk

3.) Describe your perfect man/woman. Honestly, I'll know the best when I see it. I can't just imagine a perfect person

4.) Thoughts on school dress codes? Good to a point, but can be stupid. My school has a 'no shoulders' rule which is stupid af, but I understand they want people to wear actual clothes to school

5.)Any strange phobias? Nope I'm boring

6.) At what job do you see Donald Trump best fit? A business leader. The country is not a business to be run, and he shouldn't be running it

7.) Who was your first crush? A kid named Pranav in 5th grade. He left our school but I still follow him on Instagram

8.) Who was your first best friend? Two girls named Maggie and Cara (or something like that) in 3rd grade. Cara moved and Maggie stopped being friends with me the next year, although I still see her around sometimes

9.)What is one weird thing about you? I say my hobby is reading, but 99% of the time I'm reading gay fanfiction

10.) Top 5 TV shows you like to watch? The Flash, Supergirl, Forensic Files, Voltron: Legendary Defender, and Pokemon

11.) What are your favorite boys names? Elliot and Oliver

12.) What are your favorite girls names? Ellis, Eden, Athena, unique names like those

13.) Do you have any tattoos? If so, what are they? Nope

14.) Do you plan on getting (more) tattoos? If so, what do you want to get as of the moment? I want some but I want them to be meaningful and all my ideas now are fleeting ideas

15.) Do you have any piercings? Do you plan on getting more? I got my ears pierced a looooong time ago but I stopped wearing earrings after my sister had to get her earlobe stitched together when her earring went through the bottom of her earlobe. I don't even want to wear earrings now

16.) Do you like hugging people? YES I'm a super touchy person and hugs are wonderful

17.) Think of ANY person on earth right now.  Who did you think of? My mom. First it was Newt Scamander before I remembered that he's fictional

18.) Do you have an iPhone? iPhone 8, yes

19.) What is the worst thing that could happen in your life right now? My phone breaks and can't get replaced for a while

20.) Do you watch anime? I used to watch it a lot more but I watch it in like, bursts of a single show over a few days and stop for a while and do it again

21.) What brings true happiness? Love and contentment

22.) What is the most expensive thing you’ve ever paid for? I honestly have no idea

23.) If you could have any job in the world and get paid millions of dollars a year for it, what would you be and why? A stay-at-home reader. I wouldn't have to do anything but read and that's what I do all the time anyways

24.) Do you want children? If so, how many? Yes, 2 or 3 depending on what my partner wants

50.) Have you ever been in a physical fight? No way

51.) When you get out of the shower, do you towel dry, blow dry, or air dry your hair? Towel dry, then air dry once I'm tired of hauling a towel around on my head

52.) When you go to the movies, what snacks and drinks do you take with you? I buy them there or don't have any at all (but I like Sprite and candy like Skittles or Sour Patch Kids)

53.) Do you like going to the beach? If so, do you like to stay dry or go in the water? If not, why? I don't really like the beach but if I'm there I'll have fun. I only go in the water if it's warm (it's usually not)

54.) Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? Only if I have to. Not usually though

55.) If you could have a superpower ASIDE from being invisible or being able to fly, what would you have? Being able to fill things up. Need money? Fill up my wallet/bank account. Want to stop talking to someone? Fill up their bladder. You can even fill up your phone battery :D

56.) If you were able to live for however long you wanted to (i’m talking thousands of years without aging), when would you choose to die? Whenever I decided I was done living and that there was nothing else for me on Earth

57.) What do you think happens after you die? It fades to black, like falling asleep except then your conscious disappears forever (I don't like thinking about that part, it's what makes me scared of dying)

58.) Do you believe in aliens? If we exist there has to be someone else out there

59.) Do you believe in ghosts? No but they still scare me

60.) Do you believe in spiritual things like ouija boards, tarot cards, and crystals? Do you believe they are portals for evil entities to enter the mortal world? No and I think Ouija boards are stupid but the rest are fun to just play with. I'm not spiritual at all

61.) If you could make one mythical being real, who/what would you make? Unicorns but they would be poached for their horns so I want to make sure they don't all go extinct so they can fly away in a rainbow burst to avoid hunters

62.) Do you get tan, or do you burn? Both but tan first (I think). SUNSCREEN IS VERY IMPORTANT

63.) Describe your shower routine. Shampoo, body wash, rinse out shampoo and body wash, conditioner, wait a little bit, rinse conditioner

64.) Do you enjoy school? Why or why not? Yes because of my friends, no because of homework and stress

65.) In your opinion, what is the worst way to die? Long and painfully. Short deaths sound better.

66.) Do you get carsick, sea sick, or airplane sickness? I kinda get seasick, and I used to get carsick but that's gotten better. Airplanes I just get bored

67.) What’s one memory that you wish you could live again and again? I don't think I would want to continually live a memory tbh

68.) What were some of your stuffed animal’s names from when you were a kid? I had a lavender colored stuffed dog...it was named 'Purple Doggy'

69.)Do you have any pets? Yes, one black lab named Sarah and two identical white sister cats named Tammi and Sammi

70.) Describe your daily wardrobe. Graphic t-shirt and jeans/jean shorts. Jacket or sweatshirt if its cold

71.)  Describe what your daily wardrobe would be if you were rich. Probably the same, ngl

72.)  Create a character right now.  Give them a name, age, and character description. Ellis, 19, had to quit college to support her younger brother, works at a bookstore, light brown wavy shoulder length hair and green eyes

73.)What was the last thing you bought? A fidget toy and a book called '3000 Questions About Me'. And a wonder where I came up with this idea.

74.) Have you ever bought a CD? What band was it for? My sister bought a Taylor Swift CD when she was like 8, but I only have Sims games and a movie on CD

75.) Describe your perfect ice cream sundae. Vanilla ice cream, sprinkles, a little bit of chocolate sauce, three cherries because sundae cherries are good

76.) If you could make ANYTHING happen right now with no cost, trouble, or obstacles, what would you do? Make myself have the marching band music good and memorized lol that's really getting me

77.) What are some of your favorite physical activities to do? I don't do physical activity

78.) What were some of your favorite shows as a child? Dora, Zoey 101, iCarly

79.) Describe how you would survive the zombie apocalypse.  I wouldn't

80.) What are some things you shouldn’t say at work? “Wow, my boss really sucks”

81.) If you were told that if you killed someone, you would save 100 people, would you do it? Yes but it would probably haunt me

82.) How’s the weather right now? Sunny, kind of windy, warm (I'm just looking outside)

83.) What is the background on your cell phone right now? A picture of a city I got from Google

84.) Is it better to work at a job that you love or a job that pays well? Job you love

85.) What do you have within arms reach of your bed? My phone charger, alarm clock, an IKEA cart with a bunch of random stuff, usually my glasses, anything else I leave on the window sill

86.) Have you ever been fired from a job? If so, why? Being fired would require having a job in the first place

87.) Have you ever won a trophy, prize, or medal? If so, for what? I've gotten a decent number of soccer medals from my childhood, and I got two regional and one state trophies from DI (Destination Imagination) when I was in 4th and 5th grade. I haven't gotten any actual individual awards

88.) Do you have any posters, pictures, or art hanging on your walls in your room? If so, what are they? I have a pride flag, and a galaxy calendar from last year just for the pictures. No art though

89.) Are you afraid of the dark? If so, why? Not really, but I don't like running up the stairs at night when the house is dark. I get scared of what could be behind me

90.)What is something that you’ve never done but would like to try? Skydiving, lots of stuff with my friends, nothing in particular

91.) If you could choose three famous people or characters to be friends with, who would you choose and why? Hermione Granger-she's a genius and sassy af, Newt Scamander- his hair is the best omg I love him and his actor (Eddie Redmayne :))) ), and John Laurens (from Hamilton)- he deserved better. So much better.

92.) Do you smile at strangers when you pass by them on the street? Sometimes, but it can get creepy fast

93.) Do you have a favorite TV commercial? If so, what is it? I probably do, but I can't think of one in particular

94.) Do you like your handwriting? When it looks good, yes

95.) Cable TV or Netflix? Netflix, but I tend to watch cable more

96.) What are your favorite smells? Vanilla, black cherry and s'mores

97.) Do you consider yourself physically strong? Lol no way

98.) Describe a time where you said something really rude or mean, whether intentional or not. I can't think of a particular time but a good portion of the time if I say something mean I mean it and they deserve it.

99.) Do you ask strangers to pet their dogs? Of course, it's very rude other wise. If this is about petting dogs, you bet your ass I'm petting a dog if I can.

100.)What is your most embarrassing moment? I can't think of anything in particular but I've misspoken more times than I can ever count or remember. Those don't always end the best.

101.) Has anyone really close to you ever died? If so, who was it and how did you handle it? No, the closest was my grandpa but weren't close. I didn't really care...which sounds horrible but I've become desensitized to this stuff

102.)  Describe your plan of action if you were home alone and you heard someone break into your house. Grab my phone and keys and run outside, drive my car up the street and call 911. If I can't get my keys, hide behind a neighbor's house and call 911 from there

103.) If you were to be born again, would you want to be born male or female? Male because being a female kinda sucks. Plus it'd be cool to experience both sides of the equation

104.)  What shampoo do you use? Kirkland. Conditioner too

105.) Guess the meaning of this word: ulotrichous. Atrocious because that's how it sounds (both meanings)

106.) Do you let messages (phone, email, text, social media, etc…) build up, or do you have to look at them right away? Text and email notifications especially make me anxious, I have to look at them, even just so the number goes away. I don't get many texts in the first place though

107.)  Where is the nearest McDonalds to your house? Super close, I've walked there before. (Google maps says 1.1 miles)

108.)  If you had $1 billion and you had to spend it in exactly one week, what would you spend it on? A big house, cars, and as much stuff as I could think of. The rest goes into a bank account. Actually, all of it goes into a bank account

109.) What is the best thing you’ve ever eaten? Those store-bought sugar cookies. There's probably something else but I'm blanking. I've had good sushi before though.

110.) If you could go on a trip around the world with up to three people, who would you bring (they can be people you know personally or famous people). My friend Connor, one celebrity he wants and one I want. Maybe John Mulaney? He's super funny.

111.) What expletive/ explicit phrase do you say most often? Probably hell. The other two main ones make it in a lot too though

112.) What is your personal definition of success? Being happy with where you are in life or your job or whatever, not needing to be further than you are

113.) How was your day today? It's been pretty okay, actually. Nothing tragic has happened yet lol

114.) What is the closest Big City you live by? I'm gonna go BIG city because privacy so of the main four (LA, NYC, Houston, Orlando) in the USA, New York City

115.) Have you ever been in a car accident? No but I hit my mom's car backing out of the driveway and scratched off some paint and dented my car a bit (whoops)

116.) Do you hide anything from your parents? Everything on my phone. Everything.

117.) If you could possess one talent, what would you be able to do? Is having a good memory a talent? Because I want a really good memory. And art abilities.

118.) Ugly and smart or beautiful and stupid? Ugly and smart lol

119.) What is the worst thing you’ve ever seen in real life? When we took a trip to South Carolina there was a massive, 3 inch long spider whose web was next to the front door. I cried.

120.) Use only 3 words to describe how you want your future to go. Happy, rich-ish, comfortable

121.) QUICK! give me a few things a brick could be useful for! Throwing at somebody's head and killing them (wtf me)

122.) If you could make a dream society, describe it in great detail where it would be, who would be in it, and what rules there would be? No discrimination, no crime, everyone happy and nice

123.) If you could make any animal miniature, what would you make and why? A dog because my dog is looking at me right now like she wants a miniature her

124.) What are your favorite candle scents? I don’t use candles, my mom hates open flames. I have burned some vanilla tea candled though

125.) If you HAD to have one plastic surgery, what would you get and why? The bridge of my nose, I'm self-conscious about it because it's lower than it should be as a result of many, many years of glasses. I usually wear contacts now though.

126.) Do you prefer to hang out with the same sex or the opposite sex? I mostly hang out with my same sex friends for long periods and my opposite sex friends for shorter periods. I would have to say opposite ex friends because I'm closer to them.

127.) If you could make a charity, what would the profits go towards? How would you raise money for it? The money would go towards lgbt+ kids and supporting them, especially if they don't get support from their parents or can't tell them. I would raise money through online advertising on sites like Tumblr and Instagram because they tend to have higher lgbt+ populations. Also through popular Youtuber donations if possible.

128.) Describe the body you wish you had. Skinnier, a better smile, less facial hair, blue or green eyes.

129.) If you were a famous director, what would your next movie be about? Describe the plot, characters, and possible title. Something soulmates and m/m. A romance movie, but they're meant to be together because of something (tattoos, colors, etc). They meet and both like each other, but it's only when they realize they're soulmates they confess and fall in love and it's the happy, fluffy masterpiece all Tumblr kids wish existed. (Call Me By Your Name got pretty far though)

130.) If only women were to rule the world, how different would the world be by 2050? More equality, male supremacy protests, everything would probably be better tbh.

131.) What is your favorite alcoholic drink? I'm 16

132.) Do you have a problematic friend? YES and she's not my friend anymore

133.) Are you more spontaneous or more of a planner? Both at the worst moments. I'll plan out my day (which won't work out) and be spontaneous when it comes to tests: "Crap I forgot about that I'll study the bell before" which sometimes actually manages to work.

134.) If you could change your full name, what would your name be? Something with more meaning and better initials

135.) What is one song that describes your life? The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars (there are probably better ones but eh)

136.) What is one show you’ve been meaning to watch but can never find the time for? I've been halfway through Pokemon: XY for over a month

137.) Do you find it easy to drop toxic people from your life that you’ve known for a long time? It depends. If I see them a lot, no. Once I stop seeing someone irl it's too easy for me to drop someone. If they do something really bad and all my friends feel that way then it's super easy

138.) Do you like children? Why or why not? In general yes but I don't want to be around them 24/7 (aka why I like being home alone without my three younger siblings)

139.) What is your zodiac sign? Taurus

140.) Do you like to dance? Do you dance often? In front of other people? No I suck at dancing, but I do rock out to music

141.) Name some of your favorite colors. Grey, black, purple, blue

142.) Have you ever shoplifted? If so, what was it? I've thought about it but no, I haven't

143.) If you could speak three additional languages, what would they be? Spanish, French and some random language I can surprise people with. Like Dutch or something.

144.) Have you ever been in legal trouble? Nope! I'm an innocent child

145.) Have you ever had surgery? No and I hope I never have to

146.) If you could change 2 things about yourself, what would you change and why? My smile and my motivation levels. Smile bc it looks terrible and motivation because I actually need to get stuff done sometimes. And mental health.

147.) What do you want done with your body after you die? Cremation, I guess. I don't want to become a firework or anything

148.) What three physical features do people compliment you most on? What do they say about them? I don't really get compliments; my mom likes my hair though. It's wavy after I shower

149.) If you could have your own business, what would you do? Make things for lazy people that people are surprised that they needed (but actually do need)

150.) What current friend do you have that you’ve known the longest? My friend Amanda, since the start of 6th grade. We're going on 5 years now!

yay now you should try these the original post is here and feel free to ask me any other questions bc i like talking to internet strangers :)

[catboybatman]

I want to tell yall about it so

Anyway i want to give some context first and that is that i live in the neths, in an relatively new area. I have lived here my whole life. Since its relatively new there are a lot of kids and teens that live here now. Most of these kids's parents (including my own) come from the country side from which the majority of people are dutch/germanic ethnicity wise. The other half of people that live in this area are poc, a lot of which immigrants. This is important. Why? Well fun fact about about these ethnic groups is that the majority has a lot of thick hair.

So keep in mind that i have a lot of thick hair, my whole family does, my friends have this, teachers and classmates have a lot of thick hair etc. And if they dont its usually curly/very wavy so you dont really notice it if its thinner.

So anyway im like 7? New classmates cool whatever. I meet this girl, Anouk. She is pale, VERY pale and has the thinnest, most straightest hair i have ever seen in my life. Its so straight it would probably call me a homophobic slur. It looked like paper folded over her head. She was so pale her freckles looked extremely dark.

So we are put together at a table and my little undiagnosed autistic ass is obsessed with this girl. Why? Well simply put, i thought she was dying. but nobody commented on it so i thought nobody knew. Like this was some secret she was keeping. In fact i thought she was going to make me sick if i came too close (i was 7 pls have mercy) and i tried to avoid her as much as possible in the nicest way. She was determened to be my friend so it was a struggle. I didnt want to be mean bc i thought she was dying but i also didnt want to die so i kept away. Yes its stupid i know i was baby.

Anyway at some point i realized i wouldnt become sick if i got close because she had other friends and they where doing fine. We became friends actually but i still thought she was dying. I think i believed this and kept quiet for about a year or so until i saw her mom who looked the exact same. I was really confused for a very long time after that but just kept quiet.

And then a year after that we got split up and i got in a new class. This time even more kids like that. This was also the first time i ever got asked where im from from (by a parent i think) which confused me because?? Im from home? 9 year old me wasnt the smartest.

There isnt really a funny point to this i just kept my mouth closed about someone who i thought was dying but was actually just a different font of white than me

You ever remember something really embarrassing about yourself thats also lowkey really funny

[theonionshirt-blog]

what are the things you like most about your boyfriend?

BROOOO DONT EVEN GET ME STARTEDTOO LATE IM STARTED

First, the physical stuff:•HIS EYES those things are like beautiful balls of love lmao they are the PERFECT brown color and have such pretty little details and oh my god they murder me•HIS HEIGHT OH MY GOD. I’m 5'10" so tall boys always kill me and this fucking kid is 6'1-2" and holy balls I love it. I’ve cried over it.•his BOOODDDDYYY HE HAS THE THICKEST THIGHS I HAVE EVER SEEN YOU COULD RIDE THEM FOR DAYS AND HE IS LIKE MUSCULAR IN THE BEST WAY. HES NOT SUPER MUSCULAR HES JUST LIKE BEEFY??? HES THICC👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼 LIKE HES JUST A VERY LARGE MAN I’m trying to give you guys a visual but it’s hard. Out of 5sos his body is closest to Calum’s kill me•listen I’m only gonna say this one time and I advise you not to read it. HIS DICK bro we haven’t had sex yet but this kid is like long and thick I can’t oh my god fuck me im so sorry.•BRO HIS HAIR IS SO THICK AND WAVY I CANT ITS LIKE A PERFECT PILE OF ADORABLENESS ON TOP OF HIS PERFECT HEAD AND HE STYLES IT IN THE BEST WAY ITS SO SOFT I LOVE IT•his GLASSES he wears them really high up on his nose like a dork and one time he went to kiss my cheek and accidentally bashed our glasses together and it was the cutest nerd thing we have ever done•his HAAAANNNDDS. Vainy, large, can play guitar, kinda weird nails but I like them.

OKAY NOW FOR THE NON PHYSICAL STUFF:•he is so sweet I can’t. This kid has never been mean to anyone in his entire life. I love him•he’s HILARIOUS like he can make the dumbest joke and I will laugh for 6 years bc he just GETS me??? Like he knows how to make me laugh so easily??? I love him???•THIS DUDE WITH KIDS IS TOO PURE FOR OUR WORLD he’s so cute with them and knows how to have the best conversations with them I’m so jealous but I love to just watch him hang out with kids.•his TALENT GUYS OH MY GOD he is like a music producer and DJ thing he does all of the music stuff at our school and it’s always so beautiful. He also can sing a little bit and play guitar fuck me•he’s daddy af guys I swear. He hasn’t come out and said it but he always calls me baby and princess and stuff so I mean??? Also he’s like protective in a good way??? And one time we were talking about it and I said the daddy thing wasn’t that weird and he said he didn’t think it was that weird either. Idk it’s gonna be good •bro he likes to read to me. This started when we were still just friends and I was at his house like 24/7. He would invite me over for the weekend and we would do homework together then hang out but whenever one of us had to read he would read it out loud instead of just one of us reading. Now he just does it all the time and it’s a magical experience.

I’m so sorry this was so long I’m just stupidly in love with him I can’t even handle it sometimes I need to tell people about it thank you for reading all that nonsense if you did.