#like excuse my pettiness but ya'll petty

[chibiplumbobs]

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It was no surprise to Cheyanne that she would leave the meeting with her mother feeling both defeated and self conscious. It was just like her family to treat her less than her worth, and continue to beat down on her until there was nothing left. It was why she left home in the first place, and if it wasn't for her father, she would never look back.

It was Monday afternoon when Cheyanne and Keyosha decided to enjoy the chilly Spring afternoon. It was Keyosha's first time over, and even though the visit should've been more upbeat, Cheyanne couldn't help but to vent her frustrations to her best friend.

"You are my hero!" Keyosha exclaimed. You should've got her twice for me! She needs a beat down one good time just so she knows there's someone out here that can beat her ass."

Cheyanne chuckled, "Maybe but I-"

Her words stopped short when her eyes glanced past Keyosha to a figure in the distance.

Her eyes grew wide as she recognized the face. "Wait! Keyosha, do you remember that guy I told you about? From the coffee shop?" She glanced back over to him then to her friend again.

"Oh, you mean the tall fine dread head with the glasses? How could I not?" Keyosha exclaimed.

Cheyanne looked past her friend again. "Why is he right behind you!"

Keyosha's head swiftly whipped around as she tried to see what Cheyanne was looking at. Once she took notice, her face instantly lit up and she jumped from the stoop.

"Where are you going?!" Cheyanne exclaimed in a slight panic as she rushed behind her friend.

Meanwhile, Angelo had just arrived at his grandparent's home with a gift meant for his grandfather. He was exhausted from driving back and forth from Willow Creek to San Myshuno, and was currently in the middle of a petty spat with his younger brother Antwon.

"I just drove two hours for his damn chair, and your lazy ass really not gonna help me?" he was frustrated. Let alone cold from the wind.

Antown snickered, "I told you to choose delivery, but your hardheaded ass don't like to listen."

Angelo's stared at his brother menacingly. "Madea didn't want to wait a week. Now, shut up and help me bring it inside!"

Keyosha crept behind the bushes of the home, and watched the two men bicker trying to hear what they were saying.

Cheyanne, full of concern, crept over to her friend, "What are you doing! You look like that Peeping Tom dude from Twitter!"

Keyosha simply brushed her off, "I just want a better look and...Oh! He is fine." She peaked her neck out, "Very fine."

Cheyanne sighed, she couldn't believe her best friend was subjected her to this type of humiliation right now. She hadn't really spoken to Angelo since their first meet, and it would very awkward if he caught her practically stalking him.

Keyosha took a step back, and put her finger to her chin while she sorted through her thoughts. "Wait, I thought you said he lived above the comic shop on Main Street? Is he moving in?"

Cheyanne looked at Angelo, "No. My landlord said it's a sweet old couple that lives in the house with their grandson."

Keyosha's looked up. "Hm...The math is starting to math, and I'm gonna assume these are his people."

Cheyanne simply shrugged, "Must be."

"Hold on," Keyosha said, turning around. "You mean to tell me you still don't know your neighbors?"

Cheyanne rolled her eyes, "Do you know yours?"

"Well...it's better late than never right?" Keyosha smirked, "I can definitely see him sneaking into your window at night...ya'll gonna have some real cute babies."

Cheyanne gasped, "Keyosha!"

Keyosha did her famous shrug, "What? Tell me you weren't thinking the same thing!"

As the girls playfully bickered between themselves, they didn't hear the sound of a male voice say, "Uh...excuse us?"

The girls jumped back startled, not noticing the two men from before now standing a few feet from where they stood.

Antwon stepped up first, hiding his hands comfortably in the pockets of his coat. "You know the two of you could've just said hi instead of creeping behind the bushes like that."

Angelo followed behind his brother. Simply smirking and saying, "Hey..."

Antwon's eyes landed on Cheyanne, and he immediately smiled recognizing her immediately. "You gotta be Cheyanne," he said. "My brother keeps talking about the fine ass girl with the pretty eyes and silver hair. Yeah, you do remind me of Storm."

Angelo's cheeks immediately turned a pale shade of crimson. He buried his head in his hands as he muttered, "Bro, shut up..." If this was the wrong time for his brother to be an ass, it was now.

Keyosha's face lit up as she smiled gasping at the realization of what was going on. "Don't worry," she laughed. "I was telling her how their kids would be."

Cheyanne couldn't feel anymore mortified then she already did. She couldn't believe her best friend would embarrass her like this. It was bad enough they were caught creeping, and now she was just putting all their inner thought out in the public.

"I hate you so much," she gathered.

Angelo, noticing the shared embarrassment between he and Cheyanne, decided to save the situation. "Okay! Cheyanne, can I talk to you over here for a moment?"

Butterflies formed in Cheyanne's stomach, but she noticed, and followed Angelo to a spot further away from their company. Obviously not needing them to further make the situation anymore tormenting.

Keyosha and Antwon watched the pair walk off, while Antwon made himself comfortable on the trunk of his grandfather's old car.

"So," he said, looking Keyosha up and down. "What's up with you?"

Keyosha simply scowled and watched her friend, "Boy bye. I'm gay."

Cheyanne followed Angelo to the gate and out of earshot from the two behind. Angelo made himself comfortable, trying to shake off the lingering feeling of embarrassment.

"I didn't know you had a crazy attached to you too," he said.

Cheyanne giggled lightly, "Yeah unfortunately. I'm glad we can share the embarrassment."

Angelo nodded in agreement however, there was something he needed to get off his chest. "I'm sorry I haven't reached out to you since me first met," he explained. "I've been busy with so many things and I really didn't have the time to call anyone but my family."

Cheyanne brushed him off playfully, "It's okay. I too have been tangled up in some mess and that's been my main focus."

"Well, from the day I met you, I can tell you were a busy woman," he replied. "I feel like this is the perfect time to ask you out on a date. Now that I know you live next to my family's home, I need to start this off right."

"It was a crazy coincidence," she agreed. "But the universe works in mysterious ways."

"So...is that a yes?" Angelo asked with a curious smile.

Cheyanne smiled back, "Of course it's a yes."

Angelo's smiled widened, unable to contain the happiness he felt, "Cool. I'll plan it all and set a date."

"Great!" she cheesed.

The two gave each other a friendly hug between departing and returning to their company. Keyosha with a huge smile, watched the entire ordeal go down, and even though she couldn't hear what was being said, from the facial expressions alone she knew it was nothing but good.

"So!" she said, throwing her arm around Cheyanne. "Did you get your man?!"

Cheyanne tried to adjust her hair by moving her head around, "He's planning a date."

Keyosha squealed in excitement, obviously not caring if the men behind them could hear. "Now we have to go shopping, and get you a wax!"

"Seriously?" Cheyanne giggled, staring at her clearly serious friend. "A wax?"

"Yes! When was the last time you got yourself some good good? You have to make sure you are ready at all times," Keyosha explained. "Don't worry. I will make the appointment for you!"

The two women laughed and headed back towards the house as they planned for Cheyanne's upcoming date. A date she was actually excited for.

Stay tuned for the next chapter coming soon!

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[your-localghost]

me, who has been in the danganronpa fandom for a very long time, loves the games and the anime, actively reads fanfic and looks at fanart, considers myself a part of the danganronpa fandom: god i hate the danganronpa fandom

[snekdood]

like how dare people shit on YEARS AND YEARS of my life where ive tried to heal from all the fucking sexual abuse ive faced and then come in my face and fucking invalidate me when they have literally NO REASON to believe what happened to me didn't happen, like the ONLY reason anyone would have chosen their side is bc they don't like me. ya'll know theres not enough evidence in either of our situations for anyone on the outside to make a conclusive answer, you weren't fucking there, and it's not like either of us has video evidence- you're literally picking at random who to believe. but you decided to pick them bc you're petty as fuck and you dont actually give a fuck about abuse victims bc if you did you would have left the fucking situation untouched since its not resolved, non of your fucking business quite frankly, and since you dont actually know whos the real fucking victim here. it's better to let both of us have out own space where we can heal since you dont know- but ya'll gotta stir the pot, yall assume your fuckin opinion matters, like you're a judge or some shit, you assume you know when you have LITERALLY NOTHING to base that off of other than im sure i have "bad vibes". like ok miss oracle have fun using that as your basis to figure out the truth lmk how thag works out if the shit they say ever finally gets proven wrong.

[asimpforizuku]

Mystic Messenger and Minecraft

A simple thought of,“What if the Mystic Messenger characters played Minecraft?”, led me to have that amazing “Oh my-” moment and write. I personally like Jumin so it made me laugh imagining what he would be like, so I hope this brightens your day as well! 

Note: I couldn't really think of a scenario for Zen so I just included some of the things I thought he would say. 

Yoosung:

 GAMER BOI

Was still is addicted to Minecraft so he knows literally everything about the game 

Ya'll be out here fighting the Enderdragon an hour or two into the game 

If you play more chill then it's pretty domestic 

His building skills kinda suck so it'll be up to you to build the house

He builds box houses 

He often goes out to fight mobs and collect diamonds and will invite you to come along if you're into that 

He's the type of player to scream and rage when he accidentally falls in lava

“OMG. Y/N, I found DIAMONDS!!” Yoosung yelled, eyes wide as he maneuvered his character to get to the diamond ore.  “That's great Yoosung! Bring it back to make some armor!” You cheered, hyping him up from the other side of the couch. Moving away from your choice of device, you shuffled closer to him, peering at his screen. “Let's go to the End after this. We gotta defeat the Enderdragon and get the glory. I bet Seven hasn't even-”  “Uh-I don't think you should be standing on top of the ore-” You began to say. 

“It's okay, I've played Minecraft before Y/N, I know what I'm-AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" 

A blood curdling shriek was let out by none other than Yoosung himself. His screen was filled with red and he tried to get his character out of the bubbling lava. Soon, his screen turned red and displayed the words “YOU DIED". He proceeded to dramatically slump, causing you to watch him with mild concern. “I had my golden apples, the saddles I found, diamonds, diamond weapons...” Yoosung sighed gloomily, listing out all the valuables he was carrying with him. In no time, he bounced back up and started angrily huffing, glaring at his screen that he threw to other couch that was across the room. Finding his petty anger a bit funny, you accidentally let out a small giggle.  “EXCU-”

Zen:

Spends an hour picking out his skin 

It has to be perfect just like him

 He's not really ambitious so he doesn't really care about the bosses and stuff

He would fight them to become your knight in shining armor though

He prefers to adventure around to find flower fields and take pictures 

His house is covered in flowers and he gets mods to add paintings of himself and mirrors 

Never goes near the cats in the game 

Your house with him is STUNNING

Literally a castle

“Omg babe, look at the flower field! It’s beautiful! Like me <3" 

“Is that a c-AAAAAAAAAA" 

“Zen, what are you doing?” “Look at the painting of me Y/N. It's art"

Jaehee: 

Master builder 

Builds the best house you've ever seen

It's not big but it's not small

It's cozy

It’s in a spruce forest so it's beautiful when it snows 

Farms and has a lot of food which she shares with you 

You guys get a dog that has it's own room 

You also live near a village so your little family often visit and trade

I don't know Jaehee very well so I can’t imagine situations with her or what'd she say 

Jumin: 

Does not know how to play

Very interested in the villages and trading 

Goes through all the villagers to see who has the good deals 

“Hm. I quite like this individual's offer. 15 potatoes for an emerald is a fair trade. I enjoyed doing business with you.” 

Tames all the cats he sees 

Cat boss with a whole army of cats I hope you built a big enough house to hold his horde 

He's not very interested in the other aspects of the game so it'll be up to you to handle the building, mining, and fighting 

I feel like he'll start to warm up to playing after awhile

For now, he'd play with you when you asked, but he doesn't particularly enjoy it 

“Excuse me, I think-” You heard Jumin say to his screen as you looked up at him.  “Jumin, what's wrong?” You asked as you heard the serious tone of his voice.  “This person is trying to rip me off Y/N! They are asking for 2 emerald and 5 fish in exchange for 5 cooked fish which is outrageous.” Jumin said, disbelievingly.  “It's alright dear, there are just some villagers like this.”  “No-I will not allow this person to try to swindle me like this! I will set them straight.” Jumin said as he moved his character to move closer. “Jumin-”  A click and the sound of a grunt was heard as the villager flashed red and bounced backwards.  You both stared at each other. Gray eyes widening in shock as you looked at him with surprise. “My hand must have slipped-" Jumin said as he tried to explain, turning to you. Watching his screen, you saw the hunking form of the iron golem turn the corner to set its beady red eyes toward your direction.  “Jumin run!!” “Wha-” 

Seven (AKA Saeyoung, 707, Defender of Justice):

Carbon copy of Denki and Bakugo 

Has ALL the mods 

The world you play in is CRAZY it's not even considered Minecraft at that point

Defeats so many bosses

Ya'll have a castle, but prefer to live in the huge rocket ship that he built in the sky 

The castle becomes a cat castle with how many cats you guys have 

Gets a mod so that he can take you to go to space and see the stars

[dream-of-kpop]

So Seventeen Goes On A Field Trip... [Pt. 2]

Woozi:

Woozi: "This is torture, way too many goddamn people"

He couldn't really see the animals because of tall ass people being in his way *shoRt bBy jiHooNiE*

Almost got into a fight with a pregnant chick because she kept getting in his way

Woozi: "SHE HAD IT COMING BRUH-"

Mingyu: "CALM DOWN CALM DOWN"

On the way to the aquarium Woozi was bored so he played games

His phone is about to die and he's on the ULTIMATE SEARCH to find an outlet

Woozi: "IS THAT AN OUTLET???"

Guy: "No sorry sir that's-"

*Woozi walks away*

Mingyu:

Got really sick and tired of hearing babies crying when he was trying to listen to the tour guides

Mingyu: "Can you shut your mistake up? Thanks..."

Petty Gyu activated

Little girl: "Excuse me i can't see-"

Mingyu: "LOOK I CAN'T HELP MY HEIGHT OK??"

Of course walking around you get thirsty

Gyu got a soda

He dropped it...yeah...

He walked away and pretended that nothing happened

Joshua:

*Joshua with his face smushed up against the glass because it's THAT many people*

Joshua: "SOMEONE HELP I CAN'T FEEL MY ARM ANYMORE"

He lost his jacket while they were in there and he refused to leave until he found it

Joshua: "Can ya'll like help me find my jacket...please?"

Seungkwan: "Joshua the bus is about to leave-"

Joshua: "i pAiD $40 foR thaT biTch i'm nOt lEaviNg yEt"

Brought advil pills incase if he got a headache

He used all of them

Jun:

Quiet boi gets lost in a crowd of people and no one knows where he is

Minghao: "Omg HAVE YOU SEEN MY FRIEND??? HE'S TALL HIS NAME IS WEN JUNHUI AND KINDA HAS A RESTING BITCH FACE-"

Random Person: "Who???"

Hoshi: "WE AREN'T TALKING ABOUT SONGS, IT'S A PERSON-"

Jun didn't get lost he walked away from them for a reason

avoided eye contact with any stranger he saw

By doing so he ran into a wall so that was funny

Dk:

Would not stop screaming about the dolphins

Now you see why Jeonghan called him one

Got fooled by a fake seal

Dk: "AWE IT'S SO CUTE LOOK-"

Joshua: "It's fake dokyeom-"

Dk: "IT IS???"

He was so excited for the field trip he wore 2 different shoes by mistake

Other students from svt's science class went on the trip as well

They were all mostly on their phones what a disgrace

Cried looking at the baby seahorses

He was the only one who brought their bookbag

The8:

*Takes a picture*

Minghao: "This will be cute to paint when i get back home-"

*Hoshi comes out of nowhere and scares tf out of him*

*Minghao drops his phone in the water*

Minghao: "YOU FOOL-"

Tried calling Jun *you know before-* but he never picked up

Got ice cream and shared it with no one

Dino: "Can i please have some-"

Minghao: "Maybe"

Dino: "forget it..."

This field trip has an assignment for it but no one did the shit so-

Took a cute ass group picture with everyone minus Jun

Wonwoo: "I'm showing this to Jun when we get back to school he's gonna be so pissed-"

admin 2-

-hyungwonthefraud-

:')))))

[kmclaude]

i'm gonna be such a petty little bitch about this

"As per the policies you agreed to when creating a Tumblr account, we do not allow inappropriate content involving or depicting minors on Tumblr."

i remember when ya'll allowed shotacon but ok

"Don't post or solicit anything relating to minors that is sexually suggestive or violent."

that's new

at least they no longer imply you fingerbang toddlers anymore which is nice! that's a step up! good on that!

what gets me is they'll give a URL and its like well....i can't rightly....go see.....what it is........only way I knew was because it was my pinned...

also funny how they can remove a post and all reblogs

something something the "i can excuse harassment and stalking but draw the line at tame underground comics!" "you can excuse harassment and stalking" community meme etc. bitch bitch whine whine

guess i won't be able to promo my next comic on here ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

oh wow cool tumblr removed my comic FAC

cool cool

any ways

my bitch ass is on twitter, all my 18+ stuff is on marquisdeclaude.com or on the associated twitter, and all comics are on sale on my website, my itch.io site, and some even on amazon and elsewhere

fuck tumblr i'm just gonna shitpost here