#like cmon fellas..... fellas cmon........

[americankimchi]

wish i knew what to do with this helpless frustration i feel every time i see people vilify the jedi for their way of life when the person doing the vilification doesn't even understand them properly. it's one thing to criticize and dislike them if you have an accurate picture of who they were and what they're trying to do vs. hating them because you straight up don't understand them at all 😭

[eepypigeon]

not to go all 2016 YouTuber theorist on everyone but uh that "bit" at the start of Marks new video? This bit? the bit that felt weirdly out of place?

The text reads "please, help me" with a drone playing in the background

"only you can find the axe"

weird. where have I seen an axe before?

AM I CRAZY OR

[hoaxghost]

funniest thing bout the female character rant comic is people reccomending me stuff im already a big fan of

[themintman]

thinking about the time I posted a mcsm tiktok that got semi popular and I had to turn off comments cause people were genuinely mad that I didn't put a spoiler warning.

A spoiler warning. On a tiny clip. From the sequel of an iconic, extremely popular game that came out almost 10 years ago. Made by a company that doesn't even exist anymore.

IT WASNT EVEN A MAJOR PLOT POINT???

[faunandfloraas]

Seungmin at the 2ne1 concert... Can we get him on some more gg challenges pleassse

[linkneol091]

JOSUKE MY GUY

[saznny]

Am i going crazy or they strangely look alike???

[sleep-nurse]

red carnival is only 200 views away from reaching 2000 views you know what that means

GO LISTEN TO RED CARNIVAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mamaspidershit]

i think more people should draw angel dust as poc actually

[beemers-hell]

are we allowed to make AUs of your OCs??

Like you make Your Own AU version of My characters? Cause like, no, they're my guys, not for everyone's use lmao. I don't want situations to arise where people make AUs of my OCs and get attached to them and start using that AU version of MY OC for their own usage, ykwim? If you have a one off idea n wanna show me then thats cool, or you just wanna make fanart and dress 'em up different or just experiment with their design/character like ONCE then that's cool, but like, I don't want people to get the idea that my characters are free use lmao

[collar-shocked]

Are we seriously going to let some anonymous rando with accusations divide this community? Are we really letting that happen yall? In their latest post they LITERALLY said it wasn't that serious. They made a big stink because they could. So like........ uh....... Why are we making this a big deal again?

[lyricalambrosia]

I love writing normal well adjusted men (aka another snippet of the final chapter of Can You Feel The Sun?, the first two chapters of which you can read here!)

[dhmis-autism]

Actually, you're more of a money man kin.

okay now the jokes on YOU.

i am nowhere near that tall.

[i-am-thevoid]

genuinely uncomfortable with people being attracted to me lately esp when I KNOW they arent seeing me in the way I want like please fuck off and leave me alone

[kristiliqua]

[read this after reading the tags because fuck i hit the tag limit LMFAOO]

— and jason (n the bunch) definitely makes fun of him for it because holy shit you absolute tryhard (he copes and seethes every time tim manages to snipe his slow ass dynamo — which is basically every fucking time tim is there . he has to rush tim like a fucking madman in order to actually splat him , and then usually dies right after bc he rushed into their base , tunnelvisioning tim and tim only , as a fucking Dynamo . tldr he calls him a tryhard to cope)

(and do Not get me wrong ; its not as if jason’s a thoughtless or bad player [i hate ppl calling him a brute . like istg he’s smart too] . its just that dynamo vs charger is a horrible matchup for him , as the dynamo . he Does manage to get tim without rushing him sometimes , but he needs coordination with his team distracting tim or smth in order to get the advantage he needs , since theyre both equally skilled pretty much . but a 1v1 is just Hard in this matchup [said by a dynamo And charger main . trust me on this one LMAO] , and he usually just gets sniped in those situations — its either a trade or death for him most of the time . thats not a jason thing ; its a charger vs dynamo thing lol)

golly i’ve been talking abt this too long (esp abt tim and jason when tim is nowhere to be found in the og post LMFAO Uhm .! i just like them . jason n tim are my boys) . in fact im going to yap more bc i feel i havent given dami enough appreciation

jason would totally love rolling damian over while dami’s sharking him . he’d laugh in his face and clip it on his switch , before saving the clip on his phone or smth just in case damian attempts to delete it

see it as a punishment for trying to shark a dynamo as a splatana/octobrush instead of just ,,, outmaneuvering the dynamo . bc both splatana and octobrush have good enough range to easily take down a dynamo (he outmaneuvers a lot too ofc ; he just tests his luck sometimes by sharking around jason , wanting to surprise him lol)

they are a Unit on the same team tho . damian as the faster splatana/octobrush supporting jason’s slower dynamo/stamper (he’d play that too . def didnt start playing it bc it pairs rlly well with [damian’s] splatana ,, no siree ,,,) as they both kill the enemy team with terrifying efficiency . (i’d say they’d be extra good with tim making callouts in comms — bc ofc im still thinking abt tim too istg 😭 — but i also feel like neither of them would listen to him half of the time . and take joy in his misery whenever they lose , ignoring their own misery from losing in favor of making fun of tim and blaming each other for losing [like “if you hadnt died when they started pushing we could have defended successfully , todd !” / “oh MY BAD that i TRADED with their stupid quick-respawning motherfucker and couldnt paint under my feet to get away from their bomb because im a fucking DYNAMO —” (can you tell i definitely main dynamo and have experienced similar situations . WHY is it so FUCKING BAD at PAINTING UNDER YOUR FEET . MY GOD .)])

anyway holy shit thats it im done Fucking Hell . here’s your essay op ! i love the art . it has clearly stirred my love for batfam and splatoon (im sorry LMFAOAO)

is this too niche

[mrpenguinpants]

but, just curious, have you seen hugo vlad in the new event? if so thoughts on his beautiful model and the perfect cupids bow and double mole in the corner of his eyes? v gorgeous v im saving for him immediately

I didn’t meet him in the event, but I did see his character model. Now, this might be a hot—or at least lukewarm—take (I've seen mixed reactions to his reveal), but I don’t think he’s as bad as people say. That said, would I have preferred the Link of Zenless? MAYBE. VERY MUCH SO. But I’m reserving judgment until I see his 2D art because, wowee, fanart is making me switch teams very fast.

I totally get why people say his design is “simple” and that he kind of looks like an NPC, but I don’t really see it. If anything, adding more bells and whistles would just distract from how much effort went into his face?? Like, what kind of character needs such luscious lips??? Regardless, zzz is always hitting with each male character.