#like cazador is calling him a weak stupid little boy and completely rips through any confidence he had
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i so desperately wanted to beat cazador up with my bard’s lute but karlach slam dunked him into the void mid-evil monologue 👉👈
#bg3 spoilers#as combat goes it wasn’t the worst fight#but it was 2am i left gale and his fireballs at camp and shadowheart kept pooping her armor about the wolves#desperate times call for cheesin measures#sorry cazador if you’re gonna hide at the edge to avoid my daylight spells#i simply can’t miss such a comedic opportunity#i will say i did that on the second attempt and reloded because i thought losing his corpse might fuck up the end choice#but it did not#and then i tried to fight for real for another hour or two and couldn’t get further than killing a couple bats#bg3#cazador fight#astarion#astarion spoilers#died enough times to run through most of astarion’s confrontation dialogue though#holy shit#if you say anything cazador makes fun of him for needing someone to speak for him#and from then til the start of the fight he’s so hurt and scared#like cazador is calling him a weak stupid little boy and completely rips through any confidence he had#tr-tr-tr-trauma response#an awful glimpse at how powerless astarion truly felt#we all joke about astarion being a sad little wet cat but the UNSPEAKABLE trauma he endured and inflicted unwillingly for CENTURIES#but if you say nothing he delivers one of the best ‘fuck you’ lines ever#and jesus christ the ending#obviously i chose the good one#but it hurt so bad anyway
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